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The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 365 "His Tower 7 (America's Mayor Rides Again)"Rudy Giuliani is having a horrible terrible awful stupid broken life. He could have rode off into the sunset after 9/11 and been remembered fondly. Nope! First he had to fail at running for president and we then got to learn how he married his cousin. Then he was gone. Then he came back for Trump and started farting and dripping on TV. Now he's getting caught with his pants down again, like in that movie where he was gonna pull out his dong for a kid, but now it's for a work event! He is done now and he...
2023-05-231h 17The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 364 "Lindsey Graham Cracker"So we start in on old Clarence Thomas and his wife making all that money, just livin' that life on super yachts and what not. we try to stay focused but somehow got sidetracked and ended up arguing about if Journey outsold Aerosmith. Not a current topic of discussion on most podcasts, but we gotta stay ahead of the curve to make it in these tough podcasting times. Trump is still up on those rape charges, looking like his lawyer forgot to fight. We also talk about Lindsey Graham getting hooked up on those Georgia trump charges, that should...
2023-05-091h 03The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 363 "Linkin Park-ing Lot"People out there listen to Kid Rock? Do they? It's hard to wrap my head around that one. They just don't seem like the type of people that would listen to that type of music. Whatever they are there aren't enough of them to matter to the corporate board that makes Bud Light. The Bud Light money people had a meeting with lots of fancy talking and numbers. They had power points with graphs showing how bigots just don't have the numbers to matter. There aren't enough Fox News fans out there spending money on beer to make a...
2023-05-021h 17The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 362 "White House Arrest"If Trump gets arrested, and still runs for president and wins, do you think he would have to wear an ankle monitor in the White House? Would that alone be enough for a sitcom? We say yes, and it would be hilarious. Honestly, Trump is hard to look at, so I would replace him with Will Ferrel or Maybe Andy Sandberg? Who knows? Let's get this thing made, call hollywood, call Netflix and get this thing green lit! It's the Worstcase.......
2023-04-251h 11The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 361 "Change You Can Believe In"So, we start with Clarence Thomas and his Sugar daddy money and somehow get into comparing the Fox dynasty to the plot of Succession (no spoilers, just comparing). That slides us right into the Big Fox vs Dominion lawsuit that is on hold but wasn't when we talked. This just gets us talking about politics until we finally land on the "Great Philly Dime Heist". The crime of the century! Two truckloads and one car loads of dimes just spilling change all down the highway. Good stuff, the stuff of legends! True Crime podcast? We are this week, we...
2023-04-181h 08The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 360 "The High Price Of Easter (or Easter Promises)"Ya, Thor is cool, Apollo is cool, but do kids get candy and chocolate eggs for Thor? Nope! Apollo don't hide no eggs! Only one religion has bunny costumes and jelly beans! Only one savior can get these Americans one single day off work by dying. Separation of Church and State doesn't count when it comes to Christian holiday, but every other religion can suck it! You go to work! They only care about Gods that die and come back, but also just white ones. I know, we all know real Jesus was black. Jesus was a person of...
2023-04-111h 07The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 359 "MAGAnafied"Yup, they indicted him. The Orange One will be doing the perp walk. GOPers are freakin the f out about how unfair it is when somebody on their side has to actually pay for their crimes. It's all "Law & Order" out one side of the mouth and crybaby wah wah out the other. Now we live in a world where 'conservative' people can't find a person good enough to lead them besides a twice divorced conman criminal from New York City. How does this make sense? I know, I know, they really don't want to pay taxes and they...
2023-04-041h 01The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 358 "Smollette the 6ix9ine"What a week! Trump gets wacko in Waco, Tekashi 69er gets beat up at the gym, and Kanye forgives the jewish people!! Kanye was so moved by the acting ability of Jonah Hill that he has changed his mind about the Jewish people. I don't even know how to process this one. I'm not gonna say which movie, cuz if you don't know yet, I'm not gonna be the one to spoil it. Trump is still waiting to get charged for paying that old porno lady to get freaky with him and his followers can't stop blaming the D...
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The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 357 "Call To Apathy"Where do I even begin? Meatball Ron. We talk about many things of great importance. Meatball Ron. There are actual problems in the actual world. Meatball Ron. Banks are collapsing again? Meatball Ron. No matter what other pressing matter you have to discuss will now be converted to Meatball Ron and how freakin' horrible he is. That's all we got. This Meatball eats pudding with his fingers and can't figure out how to wear a suit jacket. Meatball Ron. Worstcase.
2023-03-211h 08The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 356 "Best Supporting Strap"Dammit. I just typed a big ol' paragraph describing the show, and it was funny. I had it all done, and I click "insert ad" and this new interface on the podcast uploader which has always autosaved the things it asks you to fill out just decides not to save all the data I just entered and switches back to the previous page without warning. I'm not saying that the owners of said platform (something with the word Spot) are prioritizing ads over user experience performance, it just really looks that way. I'm not gonna remember all that stuff I...
2023-03-141h 03The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 355 "Disney Shadow Ban"Won't somebody save us from the woke mind virus? These libs want us to be nice to each other! What?! They think pregnant ladies shouldn't smoke cigarettes at the playground! They been trying to tell my kids not to be racists! What?!?! This woke mind virus can only be stopped by one thing. Florida Man! Only a strong man with great hair and shiny white privilege can stand tall enough to tell the libs that we like air pollution! We don't care about no clean water if it might hurt corporate profits! Florida Man will save us! All hail...
2023-03-0759 minThe Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 354 "Fuckanaughts"Boom! Cancel culture is coming for you! It will make you even more famous than before! You will be known by everyone! I am yelling! That's what the exclamation marks mean! I could use all caps! But I won't! OR MAYBE I WILL! Join us this week as we censor Roald Dahl and say goodbye to Harvey Wienstein forever. This is a podcast, there will be talking. It might be funny, or it might not, one can never tell. We got news, we got jokes, it's the Worstcase......
2023-02-281h 16The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 353 "The Less Devout Apostles"We was all ready to talk about that train crash in Ohio and all the UFO talk that sprouted out of the Chinese spy balloon. This was our plan, but we somehow got sidetracked by new Epstein emails. Then we start making these Jesus jokes that land so we keep making them. Not really Jesus jokes, more like apostle jokes. Honestly it's just comical observations about biblical shenanigans. Good times, good times. So, ya, that's about it. We do some talking, the audio is a bit strange cuz I suck at engineering, but hey, that's life, it's the worstcase......
2023-02-211h 02The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 352 "Tamarinds in the Bando""Ya I stole those monkeys, and I'll do it again!" being a quote in the news is part of what makes this country so great. Honestly, If that TV show "Dallas" had been about a dude in a vacant house building a freelance menagerie from random animals he had stolen from around the Dallas Metro area it would have been a runaway hit. Like Tiger King meets Boyz in da Hood. I would binge the crap out of that. We had an A.I. write a bad monologue for us and it turns out we just might be better...
2023-02-141h 05The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 351 "Hyperbolic Chamber"We gonna get mad woke this week. No sleeping on this show, just full blown wokeness. We got bored of being gas stove experts and immediately became Chinese spy balloon experts just in time for this week's news. You don't sleep on spy balloons when you're as woke as we are. We talk about the economy, or rather how much we miss having personal economies. It was cool back when we could just buy stuff instead of this modern recession life where eggs cost $100 and work never ends. Regardless of how stupid the world is you can count on...
2023-02-071h 04The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 350 "When Free Falls Go Wrong"Everybody loves Dolly Parton. That is a fact. It doesn't matter who you are, Dolly Parton is better than you. She has roller coasters, that alone is enough reason. The fact that she gives poor kids books every month and donates millions to medical research is just icing on an already very stacked cake. This isn't meant to make you feel bad. In fact you should feel privileged for the simple fact that you, by sheer luck and timing, were allowed to walk the earth during her lifetime. Some of us even got to see the classic American film 9...
2023-01-311h 25The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 349 "Spangled (Monger)"Oh Ya! This year is just off to a swinging start! So much news that sucks! Biden had some documents, Pence had some documents! Will the republicans ever get to see all of Hunter's dongle photos? What does a monger do? Did I forget what we talked about on this episode because we recorded it a few days ago and also because I'm very stoned? Who can be sure? I don't even know why podcasts have these little paragraphs attached. Stop reading and just play it already, ya know what I mean? I'm bored of typing now and think...
2023-01-251h 05The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 348 "Poop Joust"Hey guys! Welcome back to the show. We got some stuff to talk about this week. We start with artificial intelligence and move our way down to zero intelligence. Do chatbots sexually harass? I'm gonna say there is no way they don't. If these bots are gonna examine human behavior and writings and even scrape social media for information then we are gonna have some racist and sexist bots. People are horrible and if machines aspire to emulate human minds, then these machines are gonna spout toxic garbage. Welcome to the New World! it's the Worstcase..........
2023-01-171h 15The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 347 "Buzzing the Tower""What does he mean he ain't seen Top Gun" is not a phrase you hear often, but we got a couple airline stories this week. They both somehow involve misuse of the male sexual organ by it's owner. Dudes just be gross all the time, even on planes. These are not the friendly skies, they are the gross abusive skies. For the price of a plane ticket nowadays, one would assume that there would be some form of security up there keeping rich people from urinating on strangers, but no. The airlines just goble up our money and give...
2023-01-111h 14The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 346 "Leotard is Out"There are some words you just can't say anymore. As many of you already know, we are not the ones to consult on this particular topic. Unitard? Moron? Mongolian Spots? Leotard? We honestly don't know and now treat every English word as a landmine that our old minds just can't grasp. We start the new year laughing at the Republicans finally getting to have a civil war. The best part is that they are having it amongst themselves. A guy named Kevin hasn't had this many problems in his own house since Home Alone. Ya, I know, it's a...
2023-01-061h 07The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 345 "The Andrew Ridgeley Conspiracy"Did you know back in the day they called him "Randy Andy"? The title and that sentence have very little to do with the episode, but hey, WHAM still has search engine draw. This interest increases around christmas because they had that one song. We talk about Trump and all his legal woes and how all his boys ain't gonna be lawyers no more because they keep losing their ability to practice. Tesla took a dump in it's own mouth and a republican got caught being a big liar. Big surprise! Republicans do not care if their leaders lie...
2022-12-301h 03The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 344 "Definition of a Woke"Do you like fish sticks? Like, in your mouth? No? Of course you don't, they are the worst part of the fish, all lips and butt-holes. You might say that you like fish sticks, but we all know you're only lying to yourself. What you really like is deep fried breading. Because it is delicious. What does this have to do with any of the stuff we discuss? I don't know, i got sidetracked. We mostly argue about Kanye and do a deep dive into Meagan Da Stallion and her recent court room drama. We talka a little bit...
2022-12-201h 12The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 343 "Michelangelo's Skin Flute"Did you ever wonder where Cabbage Patch Kids came from? Did you ever imagine that Foul Mouth had one as a child? Did you know they might be linked to the Jolly Green Giant? What does this have to do with Hunter Biden's laptop? Was Monsanto involved? We figure there may be a bigger audience for wild idiotic conspiracy theories than the one we have doing current events. We figure that we may as well swing for the fences since so many people are dumb enough to believe whatever they hear on a podcast. Also, we have a fun...
2022-12-131h 05The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 342 "D*ck Genius"Guess who's coming to dinner? It's Kanye and he brought some antisemitic dirt bags with him! He's gonna have dinner with Trump at Mara Lago and Trump is gonna yell at him. The stupidity of the conservatives is gonna shine bright enough to burn this whole world down. They will clap and say Trump didn't know those famous racists were racists. They'll say he's helping them to be less racist (in public). I wish I could look away and just live my life. I wish I could forget that Elon wants to go to war with Apple and just...
2022-11-291h 06The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 341 "Less Fat Tony Than Fredo"What do I have to be thankful for? Nothing right now. I just wrote a beautiful paragraph describing this show, the season, my current mood. It was friggin' poetic. Then the page just refreshed and erased my words. Gone. Dammit. Ok. It's cool, I've calmed down, but I've totally forgot everything I wrote and now I really don't care to replicate it. Now it's just me complaining about something stupid I have no power over. Then again, that might be the premise of every one of our shows. Merry Thanksgiving ya'll, it's the Worstcase...
2022-11-221h 09The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 340 "How Star Wars Made us Hate Empires and Love Rebels"What? You want some podcast? You need some hot talking to fill out your brain balls? You desire some of that sweet sweet ultra left commie mud slinging that makes your tummy bubble? Oh Ya! Oh we got that, we got that so much. We got words and we gonna give them to you in a very awkward way. Blah Blah Blah? Blah F'n Blah!!! Oh Ya! Here come some anecdotes and thoughts and you can't get out of the way fast enough to not catch some of it on your face. Lick it up bubble cups, it's the...
2022-11-1540 minThe Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 339 "Aliens Vs. Gremlins"Elections! Democracy vs Fascism! Arghhhhhhh!!!!! I know you fine listeners have already voted for the least worst choice. I still worry though. This country is falling apart and only your votes and our comedy can save it. We got jokes and such, as usual, but we also have some hard hitting commentary on how the next Aliens movie could save the franchise. You know, the important things that podcast people should be talking about. When the world burns we cling to nostalgia and culture in hopes that someday it will seem as if our meaningless lives matter. Welcome to t...
2022-11-081h 02The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 338 "TJ Minimum"Do ya'll remember how much sugar we all ingested from our breakfast cereals? They actually had the balls to call one of them "Super Sugar Smacks" and our parents let us eat that. This happened in a world where you need to have a small fortune available to have dental work done and insurance will barely cover yearly cleanings. This has nothing to do with why Musk is gonna make twitter into a hate speech hell hole and waste billions just to prove he's the world's biggest as*hole. Kanye is still talking stupid while losing all his money...
2022-11-021h 08The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 337 "Eli Whiskey"Kanye! Oh Ye, Oh Ye, we are gathered here today to renounce a man that made a few goods songs and some ugly shoes. Genius? I mean, ya, he made a couple of good songs, but he's not a tenth of a Marvin Gaye or a Quincy Jones when it comes to advancing the artform. He made a couple ok songs, he can sample and rhyme well. Then he made ya'll buy some really ugly shoes and proceeded to act stupid in public as loudly as possible for the next 6 years. How is that genius? Cuz he got rich...
2022-10-251h 04The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 336 "Morse Code in Ya Butt"What's the easiest way to win chess tournaments while also getting a sensual anal massage? We don't know either, but I guess it's a thing now becuase some kid had to get his butt searched before he could play chess last week. That is the world you live in. Herschel Walker continues to publicly abort his political ambitions and this time he does it with a pretend police badge. Trump overcharged the guys protecting him, but we forgot to talk about it. We also didn't learn about Kanye buying the most racist version of social media until after we...
2022-10-181h 07The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 335 "Dondidas Dolizal"What do Herchel Walker, Kanye West, Lindsey Graham and Rachel Dolizal all have in common? They all make comedy podcasts about current events just detour straight into race relations in America. Oh ya, that's just a really fun place for two middle aged white guys to try a dig out some jokes. Oh Ye! Ye is bringing the hate speech back into fashion and it's just so incredibly stupid that it just makes sense. Herchel Walker was getting everybody pregnant just before deciding to run for the senate. Linsdey's just being Lindsey, and Rachel's getting naked, it's the Worstcase.....
2022-10-1159 minThe Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 334 "The Titular Episode"This is a weird one to try to explain. I guess we spend an hour discussing how society can handle de-gendering insults that are based on sex organs. You know how lots of insults are based on the cuss version of words that describe stuff in your underpants? Well that's the stuff we talked about for a pretty long time. There are many cuss words spoken on this episode, so if you don't like hearing cuss words or grown men talking about underwear contents then you may want to find a different podcast. I know, I know, it all...
2022-10-041h 07The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 333 "The Full Goldblum"Do you remember when Jeff Goldblum was regarded by the ladies as "a snack"? Directors would have him shirtless and oiled up in movies where he was playing a scientist and he was cut, Goldblum was working with some muscular fitness. Personally I had no idea. I was around back when he was a leading man, but I guess I just wasn't paying attention to what the modern woman of the early 90s was into. I mean, c'mon, pop-culture was pretty strange back then. Trump was just getting started in public and people were running around wearing those damn...
2022-09-271h 12The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 332 "Flexible Caucacity and the Million Dollar D*ck Picks"Brett Farve is back in the news! Conservatives complain about "welfare" and then pass it out to millionaire f-bois. This is the American south! The place that will traffic migrants to places that can take care of them because they aren't depressed broke states that give all their money to f-bois! This week is just as stupid as the rest of the year has been and we are here to waste an hour of your time with our wild theories and misguided accusations, it's the worstcase......
2022-09-201h 15The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 331 "Prince Andrew Sits B*tch"The Queen is dead, long live the king. We lived through some history! It was boring useless history, but it happened while we were alive. That's about it for news this week. Trump is still out in these streets looking for a special master to go through his stolen documents. Is that important? We stopped understanding what's going on with Trumpgate weeks ago. All I know is he did that stuff, whatever it was, he definitely did it all. It's the worstcase......
2022-09-131h 20The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 330 "His Mutant Power is White Privilege"Dark Brandon is out here offending these insurectionist fascists. They got their feelings hurt when he told it like it was. I guess they don't really like people "saying it like it is" as much when the person isn't saying racist stuff. Slow news week otherwise. Just not a lot of funny stuff going on. We got a guest host this week who is less than half our age, you know, so we can get an understanding about what these youths are thinking or something. The world is still burning and we still got bad jokes and dirty words...
2022-09-061h 23The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 329 "This You?"Oh, these republicans mad that old Brandon slid in and paid off my college loans. Just like that and my whole world debt just got like cut in half. I'm over here celebrating that I might be able to afford some dental work one day and old Ted Cruz actin' like this is the thing that will crash the economy. The same old crabs that took those huge Covid loans and never paid back a dime are now freaking out that a poor person gets a chance to not overpay thousands in interest. Sorry, but I get heated. If...
2022-08-291h 08The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 328 "'Gary Busey meets Wolf Jesus"OK, so the G.O.P. continues to burn itself down while the Dems stumble over mistaken successes like Mr. Magoo walking through a minefield. Trump world doesn't understand how giving Liz Chenney free time during the next presidential run maybe wasn't the best idea so we will try to explain it using very small words. The whole world is really just getting increasingly more stupid and it's just not as fun to make fun of it anymore. Comedy just doesn't work while the zoo is still on fire, but that doesn't mean we can't try. Welcome back to...
2022-08-231h 06The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 327 "'Top Secret Special Suace"I guess turnaround is fair-play? I don't understand politics, but I really never thought the law and order party would call for defunding law enforcement just because their dear leader can't stop breaking the law. Is it really so hard to believe that an ex casino owner that built buildings in the Mafia capitol of America may have broken a law or two? Did one of his inner circle snitch? Maybe an underpaid resort worker? Perhaps an in-law? I think it's time to defund the G.O.P. before they burn the whole country down. This is gonna make...
2022-08-151h 13The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 326 "'Alex Jonestown Massacre""I guess this is your Perry Mason Moment?" The sweaty defendant squawked as he relaized all his lies had come back to bite him in his wallet. O h yes, Alex Jones had his ego punctured in public simply because he was too cheap to hire a good lawyer. As court room drama goes it was all pretty spectacular. IT would definitely make a quality piece of television if they ever make a docudrama about it. The downfall of a conman turd is always pretty satisfying. Thank you to his lawyer for giving us so much to talk about...
2022-08-081h 08The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 325 "Going to the Matresses with Haulin' Josh Hawley"Ok, so maybe Ivana didn't have an entourage, but Josh Hawley had a big one, they just couldn't keep up with him. Don Trump didn't understand the lingo of the Godfather movie and publicly embarrassed himself, or rather would have if he was capable of feeling shame. Weird week in the news as the economy continues to fall off a cliff and politics are just as dumb as usual. It's hard to make comedy omlets when all the broken eggs are full of tragedy, but we'll find a way, it's the worstcase.......
2022-07-251h 05The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 324 "Ivana's Entourage"We begin the episode attempting to discuss the Jan 6th hearings and the burning clown car of Trump friends snitching on him but somehow spiral into talking about Ivana Trump. We couldn't come to an agreement on whether or not she had a proper entourage. Spoiler alert, she died by falling down stairs, and nobody noticed for a couple days. Some of us thought she would have a group of young muscular men in speedos just hanging out fanning her and feeding her grapes, while some of us believe she couldn't afford a live in maid. Because of this...
2022-07-191h 05The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 323 "Red Bait for Troll Traps"Wait, did he just call Britney Spears dumb? Get him!! Ya, so maybe I do think she probably isn't great with handling business accounts or math in genral, but that shouldn't take away from her artistic achievements. I'm sure she has some after all this time. I'm more of a fan of Sophie and Charlie XCX when it comes to pop, so the girls from the late 90s have never really been my cup of tea (check out Starkids). We also discuss Arizona again cuz they just can't help but pass idiotic laws. I'm sure we discuss other random...
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The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 322 "Department of Sabotage"OK, so we're all still pretty angry with the Supreme Court and all the idiot insurrectionists and all the religious fascists we have to deal with on a daily basis but we still somehow manage to squeeze out a few jokes. You know the drill, first we joke around about current events and then we follow it with an argument about something we barely understand. Now I got some keywords to spit so I can trick the algos. Like comedy news or funny politics. Financial advice? Sure, that one is big like crypto. It's the worstcase, tell your mom...
2022-07-051h 16The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 321 “Virginia Is For Lovers (for now)”F the Supreme Court. F them all. They lied under oath talkin bout "established law". Time has come to pack the courts. Add like 12 new members at least. Then give DC statehood, and give Puerto Rico full statehood and Senators. American laws shouldn't be based on rules that came from your imaginary friend. We are supposed to have rules keeping the church out of the state but that ship sailed long ago. If they can overturn Roe then what's next? Loving? The regressive right must be stopped. Welcome to an angry podcast where everybody is just pissed about everything...
2022-06-291h 23The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 320 “By The Time I Get To arizona”We really thought the January 6th hearings would be more than enough to keep us busy talking, you know with Trump being behind a criminal conspiracy to commit treason and whatnot. We just kept getting distracted by other dumb news and everything kept coming back to Arizona. Also I want to try to put keyword tags in this paragraph like news, current events, comedy and funny. I'm not sure it will help but we gotta try something, our advertising budget all got spent on chairs and booze. Happy Juneteenth people, it's the Worstcase.....
2022-06-221h 08The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 319 “Gentrifying Heroin”Did you know that Johnson & Johnson used to have a different NSFW name? They sold a whole lot of dope, I do know that for sure. We talk about the people that fell in the vat of chocolate and may even do a bit of victim blaming. Veruca Salt also comes up. Tell your mom we said hi, it's the worscase.......
2022-06-141h 00The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 318 “Toyota Moldova?”Ok, so I'm drunk. It's my birthday and I went out and drank. I don't remember what we f'n talked about last week. I'm old and I just don't care enough about this block of text to tell you anything about the show. We talked, we recorded, I guess we had an error cuz it cuts off about 3/4 of the way in. Does anybody care? Do I? Well, no. No, I just can't care. I can't believe I'm still typing into this mess. Just listen. Tell your people to listen, tell them to give us four or five stars...
2022-06-0846 minThe Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 317 “The Barret Amendment”So, Mr. Pelosi caught a DUI and Jerk suggests that old people should get free rides everywhere. Not Mr. Pelosi though, he gotta pay for his rides cuz he's loaded with that congressional husband money. After that we discuss the Constitution at length and deep dive on every Amendment. Good times, good times, it's the Worstcase.......
2022-06-011h 21The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 316 “Darth Maga”Imagine Trumpy with laser eyes riding an evil unicorn through a ocean of fascist idiots waving flags and praising Elon Musk. That's what they want. They want their big dumb leader to shoot lasers out of his eyes and burn all the woke people to punish them for having empathy. This is the world we live in now. Your Welcome, it's the worstcase.......
2022-05-251h 28The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 315 “Analog Unsol Dick Pics”The answering of questions continues! Listener questions part 3, or 2 1/2 or something. How do we continue to have hope for a better tomorrow filled with flowers and social justice while we keep getting dunked on by a class of billionaires that can do anything they want and a self serving political class that will sell out our basic rights to enrich themselves? How do we fit so many words into a single sentence? We don't know and don't care, it's the worstcase.....
2022-05-111h 22The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 314 “Fashionism"”We noticed how similar fashion and fascist are as words and go on a bit of a dive. This episode is pretty political by default. This is part 2 of our "Listener Question" trilogy. This would be a great time to send us another question or two and we can keep this ball rolling. This is probably the only way to get us to stay on topic for more than 5 minutes. Good times! Welcome to the worstcase.
2022-05-041h 25The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 312 “Wiley E. Coyote Ugly"”We do our first listener questions! Oh ya, and we long-wind this thing so far out that we only fit one question into this episode, making this adventure into a 3-part journey. This is part one, where we discuss how to find trustworthy news, or rather how to distinguish the good from the bad. Send your questions in and we can keep this thing going, it's the Worstcase.......
2022-04-271h 12The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 311 1/2 “It's Dim and Hell is Arid”Alex Jones is broke. We start with that and dive right into hate crimes and mass shootings, you know, stuff that goes over great on comedy shows. With Alex Jones slowing down it seems like there could be a hole in the conspiracy industry. Maybe Worstcase should start putting out some crazy theories and see if we can't get that weirdo gravy train kick down money going? I don't see why not?, it's the worstcase.......
2022-04-211h 14The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 311 “Babbage Patch Kids?”Oh ya, here comes the news! What you need? Current events? We got those? Unfounded Speculation? Sure! Stories about Madison Crawford? Why not? Covid back in China? Of course it is. We got all that hot talk you've been craving, we got all the words you need to waste just over an hour of your precious time. It's the Worstcase.....
2022-04-121h 10The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 310 “Footjob?”Madison Crawfish said he got invited to sex parties and saw his fellow congress-people doing keybumps all while Ginni Thomas is texting the White House during the insurection but instead of that we gonna talk about Hunter Biden getting a footjob. It's the worst........
2022-04-061h 24The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 309 “Tin Foil Hat”The war rages on in Europe and here in the USA we are bringing back the firing squad! #SquadGoals has a new meaning I guess? If we really are living in a simulation I think it might be time to pull out the cartridge and blow in it. Maybe unplug the whole thing and do a hard restart? Either that or we get to do a sequel to the New World Order expirement cuz it's the Worstcase.........
2022-03-231h 16The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 308 “Invited Peepers”Oh Jussie! Oh no! Do you think you Epstien? Do you think somebody is gonna suicide you over a failed attempt on yourself? Over a publicity stunt? Nobody came after Morton Downey Jr when he attacked himself for publicity. Poor Jussie thinks he still matters, but no, he does not. Also, some new Gislaine news. Over in Europe it would seem that Putin still sucks and Ukraine is fighting back against the evil empire and winning. Slava Ukrani! Glory to the heroes, it's the worstcase......
2022-03-151h 12The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 307 “Too Many Illuminatis: Illuminati by Nature”So, Russia is still killing Ukrainians and everybody still hates them. Their money is worthless and their culture is blood. Does the world need a russia? Are they gonna force the world to go green simply by being A-holes? The World doth bid thy farewell to thine maiden Felicia. We discuss how "Everybody wants to rule the world" is more than just a catchy 80s song cuz this is the Worstcase...........
2022-03-081h 09The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 306 “Putin-annie Get Your Gun”Putin on the fritz? World War 3 to top off the virus? Is this the world we gotta live in? If we have learned anything this week it is that the Ukrainian people are hardcore and they are not to be f*cked with. Heroiam slava! Not a lot of other news, so you can assume this is a Ukraine heavy show. Vida Ukraina! We have taken a side, it's the Worstcase........
2022-03-011h 22The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 305 “Don't False Flag the Algorithm”OK, so that Andrew guy definitely did it, right? The royal people don't cough up cheddar for nothing, so he did what she said, right? Then the french dude dies the same way as old ringleader right after him? I'm honestly afraid to describe anything we talk about anymore after all the Rogan stuff and Spotify rule changes going on. Let's just say we talk about some dumb funny stuff cuz it's the worstcase.....
2022-02-231h 17The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 304 “Cartel Epipens”There is a person somewhere near Washington DC in an unmarked warehouse wearing a lab coat and googles while looking over a table covered in ripped up pieces of paper mixed with Donald Trump's poop. This person is being paid to jigsaw back together government documents that Mr. Trump tore up and flushed down the toilet in the Oval Office. He also pooped there. This person has to separate these two things for history or something. This is what your tax dollars do, welcome to the Worstcase.
2022-02-161h 06The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 303 “Tune In, Turn on, Opt Out”Joe Rogan had a bad week. I'm still gonna say Joe Rogan loves Neil Young just to get this to appear in more searches. I could also say Russia Ukraine Trump Covid Beiber Spiderman. These are popular things that get tagged and talked about. Will we talk about that stuff on this show? No, we will not, but you are already here so just listen and give us a good rating, it's the Worstcase.....
2022-02-081h 21The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 302 "DeezNutz M&Ms"Tucker Carlson is mad that M&Ms won't slide into his DMs. He wanna bang the green one, or rather, he did before she switched her high heel boots into comfortable shoes. Trump admitted to insurrection and Madison Crawfish has to prove he didn't. These republicans may be crazy fascists, but they are still people, so let's hope they get better, it's the Worstcase.....
2022-02-011h 22The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 301 "T.J. Hooker Don't Work Here"So, it's a new year and Russia is acting up on the Ukraine's border. I'm not sure how this effects us but maybe it will make the algorithm think we're up on current events. You hear about those fake electors? Those folks better get real jail time on that, and bring old Rudy with 'em. Trump lost, that was the Bestcase.......
2022-01-261h 23The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 300 "Long Covid/Short D*ck"It's a new season! The 300th Episode! and speaking of seasons, winter is coming. It came all over our yards and roads and so we're doing a zoom show again. The sound is crap but we're pushin through. This week we learn how covid can makes your penis smaller. Ya, like you could lose up to like an inch and a half of your man-stuff. Welcome to 2022 people, it's the worstcase.....
2022-01-191h 12The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 299 "The #ScapeG.O.A.T."OK, it's a brand new year! 2022 has begun! the double-duece! Don't feel much different yet. We spend the first chunk of this show discussing Jizzleane Maxwell and her future. If I say Maxwell's silver Hammer will a Beatle's fan find this podcast by mistake and become a fan? Is society to blame? Does anybody care? Will we find new stuff to talk about this year? Is the the finale episode of season 2? I think it is, welcome to the end of the old Worstcase......
2022-01-111h 12The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 298 "Jump The Shark 2021"The year is almost over. We have lived through 2 years of covid and 4 years of Trump. Things aren't getting better as far as any of us can tell. The world just hasn't been very funny and our job is to tell jokes about it. Ya ya, I know, first world problems right? White people complaining about how the pandemic isn't funny enough. This is the world we now share. Let's make fun of it together, it's the Worstcase.......
2021-12-221h 09The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 297 "...but marinara is thicker than blood"So, yes, this is an episode. There is talking sandwiched in between an intro and an outro. It exists. Otherwise I don't got a lot to say about it. Is it funny? I guess that would depend on how your sense of humor works now wouldn't it? Ya, we got jokes and anecdotes and stuff, but are they entertaining? There is only one way to find out, it's the worstcase........
2021-12-151h 07The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 296 "Mile High Cat"Ok, so lets start with me apologizing for getting a bit heated during the podcast. I may have raised my voice. I could have said some things that maybe I shouldn't have said. I perhaps went up a few octaves here and there. It wasn't my best moment, and we may have forgotten to cover many of the stories we researched. There was one story about a British man that got a WWII era munition lodged in his rectum and they had to call the bomb squad, but sadly we never got around to that. We do have a...
2021-12-061h 20The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 295 "Malcom X-Mas"There's a new covid! Run! Winter is coming!!!!!! The Christmas music is jingling down the road to fill our ears with holiday joy. What do you think Malcom X's mutant power was? Is he related to Professor X? Where there 9 other Malcoms that went before him? Is it racial appropriation if a white guy is good at beatboxing? Who is winning the war on Christmas? Who is this wonderful special guest? Let's find out together on this fresh new episode of Worstcase......
2021-11-301h 07The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 294 "Poojamas"Are you too dumb to drain pasta? Do you have troublesome stains? Do you need a robe that you wear backwards? Do people buy these things they see advertised on late night cable? Do people still have cable tv? Do people in Afghanistan watch TV dramas and will they watch them without ladies? What is going on ith this stupid world? We don't know, but we will make fun of it. It's the worstcase.....
2021-11-231h 10The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 293 "Pedo Ma Papers"Steve Bannon got indicted. That is a fun sentence to say. I'm sure he won't do hard time, but it's still a win. Ted Cruz is trying to cancel Big Bird, but there is not an actual human that will take his side in this one. Gizlean Maxwell is still in jail and apparently she don't like 'dem apples. Is she gonna get a suicide visit? Who knows? It's the Worstcase........
2021-11-171h 16The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 292 "Jaques & Awe"So, Astroworld. That happened. In an era where you should be avoiding gathering in crowds, many people in Texas decided to be a crowd and look what happened. Was it a satanic sacrifice for music industry cult peoples? Probably not, but the internet will say it was anyways. Was it some kind of opioid false flag? A glitch in the matrix? Was it just dummies rushing to see a Canadian rapper? Is it too soon to be this disrespectful? I wish I could care, it's the Worstcase.....
2021-11-091h 13The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 291 "Keep Your Humanity"Facebook is going Meta and wants to turn you into the Lawnmower Man. Egyptian authorities have detained an A.I. that makes art so that they could question it. To be perfectly honest I think the simulation is starting to make fun of us. Rich people don't want to pay taxes and pretty sure they won't have to. Welcome to the matrix, it's the Worstcase....
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2021-11-021h 06The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 290 "Hungry Hungry Hippo King"Hey man, you still got those "green shirts" for sale? You know, the "green" ones? I need a big one, can I come through? The 1990s gave us many transparent code phrases when it came to procuring drugs. We really thought we could outsmart these feds. Now they got stores selling weed and every phone call is recorded. Is this the world we built? Do you know where I can get some green shirts? It's the Worstcase.....
2021-10-261h 11The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 289 "Cousinaire"Do you think Junkies appreciate the Sackler family? Do they hang photos of them in their crack houses? Most everybody hates these particular drug dealers and wants the government to take all their money. Since the government is for sale they probably will just pay some judge and slide away with all the loot. Does this sound like a fun jumping board for comedy? It really isn't, but we'll give it a go, it's the Worstcase.....
2021-10-191h 09The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 288 "Adorafyable"There is a man named dog looking for man named laundry in Florida. This is where our news has landed after the last few years. Five mass shootings in a week during a pandemic, but news is gonna talk about a washed up cable star searching for a killer in the country's stepchild version of a state. It's pretty hard to even find a "worst case" in our modern news as our culture just nosedives into a swamp of inflating stupidity, but we're gonna try because we care about helping you kill at least an hour of your precious...
2021-10-131h 11The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeEpisode 287 "Kangaroo Diplomacy"So we basically forget about current events and just talk about the Beastie Boys for a half hour. Trump had a talk with Boris Johnson about a certain awesome animal. Cory Lewandowski gets in hot water for being a slimy perv while the Governor of South Dakota is denying she was banging him. Great week for news to ignore! It's the Worstcase.....
2021-10-061h 07The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 286 "Poo-Bearers"Rudy Gulliani can't go on Fox News?!? What is this world coming to? If he can't sit in their green room all day he won't have any where else to go. We do a deep dive on why Asheville police are jackasses and wonder why so many of the did the rage quit thing. Was it because of that coffin full of poops? Could have been, or maybe they just wanted real jobs? let's talk, it's the Worstcase.
2021-09-281h 19The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 285 "Blue's Clues Traveler"Rage quitting has given way to "Ghost Coasting" and all I know is don't nobody wanna work these crap jobs for no money. If I'm gonna be broke I'm at least gonna be well rested. I guess you gotta pay people a decent wage if you want them to do horrible things all day. Who knew? Power to the dishwashers! I know we talked about other stuff, but I don't remember what it was, I guess you'll have to listen. It's the Worstcase.....
2021-09-211h 13The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 284 "Weinerstien"Harvey Weinerstien dips his hotdogs in butter. That is a literal worst case scenario. Will him going to jail make movies get better? Will somebody that hates him make a movie about him dipping his hot dogs in butter? I'd probably watch it. Welcome to worstcase......
2021-09-151h 06The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 283 "Labor Intensive"Texas is once again going back to the 1800s. It's Labor Day and we are remembering some great moments in labor, like when Jack Black's mom went into labor and went all superhuman with the math skills and just may have saved Tom Hanks. It might have been Tom Hanks, but I never saw that movie so I'm not sure who she saved, stay tuned and find out. It's the Worstcase........
2021-09-071h 24The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 282 "Hoopticons"Why aren't there any old beater Transformers? Like an old Gremlin with one grey door? A Chevette with duct tape over a back window? I think we may have just invented a new franchise. Will it be as popular as the Bearenstain Bears? Is this the real world? Who cares, it's the worstcase....
2021-08-311h 14The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 281 "Temple of Zoom"We are still phoning it in and we apologize in advance for sound quality, but you know we don't care. Only Fans has decided not to show the boobies anymore and everyone is confused. I guess MyPillow has a safe house now? This world just gets dumber by the minute, welcome to the worstcase......
2021-08-251h 14The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 280 "All I Wanna Do is Zoom a Zoom Zoom, and a Boom Boom"Ok, So maybe one of us got the Rona. A little touch of the ol' Covid has creeped into our little corner of the internet and we must now record the show from 3 different disclosed locations. I blame the last president. The sound is garbage and we know. Steps have been made to fix this before the next episode and we hope you are too drunk to notice. Go get tested brah! It's the worstcase......
2021-08-111h 21The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 279 "MaxxxAmerican Overdrive"Do you think Trump could beat George Washington in a fist fight? How about Lincoln? I'm pretty sure most of the presidents could beat up Trump without breaking a sweat. The orange dummy thinks he could beat Zombie Lincoln and Washington in a run for the presidency, but we think Zombie George would probably not be interested in running for office when he could be hunting down the decedents of his slaves and telling them to do stuff for him. It's the worstcase........
2021-07-201h 13The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 278 "The Notorious B.L.I.M.P. "What do you know about pop music? Did you know that a blimp crash mixed with a Ponzi scheme led to the creation of the Backstreet Boys? Are Republicans all gonna die from Covid due to all the super-spreader events they keep throwing? Is Madison Crawfish an idiot? These questions and more will be ignored so we can tell fart jokes on this very special episode of Worstcase........
2021-07-141h 01The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 278 "The Notorious B.L.I.M.P. "What do you know about pop music? Did you know that a blimp crash mixed with a Ponzi scheme led to the creation of the Backstreet Boys? Are Republicans all gonna die from Covid due to all the super-spreader events they keep throwing? Is Madison Crawfish an idiot? These questions and more will be ignored so we can tell fart jokes on this very special episode of Worstcase........
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2021-07-131h 02The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 277 "Full Grown Wolf"One of Trump's puppets got indicted in NY and it seems like the whole Trump organization is spiraling the drain. I would feel bad but they are all such horrible people that I'll probably just pop up the popcorn and see what happens. I really hope they get Don Jr. it's the Worstcase.........
2021-07-071h 18The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 276 "Poison Ivy Spread"They try to say that heroes don't go downtown. That just don't make no sense to nobody. Jerk has a birthday and tells us about his journey to Colorado and some other stuff I don't remember because just talking about Colorado gets me high. It's the Worstcase....
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The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 275 "Pearly Whites"What do you call a bird expert? Can we change the planet's orbit? Do teenaged fast food employees spit on burgers? Why did they close down that Slip 'n Slide show? Was there a Slip 'n Slide show? Does anyone care? Probably not, but we gotta talk about something, it's the worst......
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The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 274 "America's Teen-angst"Do you think the world is bored of Trump and his dummies? Mike Pence gave a speech and nobody cared because why should they? Did Trump give up zippers? Elastic business pants from Spanks? what kind of world is this? Welcome to the worstcase......
2021-06-091h 23The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 273 "Did you call me a kook?"Wuhan origin stories have media changing the narrative while Matt Geatz says we can use guns to force facebook to let people be racist. This is why we need a Jan 6 commission. weed is still illegal, Biden is still old and Trump is still dumb and gross, welcome to the worstcase……
2021-06-011h 35The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 272 "2 Gates 1 Trump"Ok, so ya, one of the Geatz is spelled differently, but it still plays. This week in republican and billionaire scumbaggery is off the chain. Cocaine at GOP rallies? -of course there is cocaine at Trump rallies. The world is dumb and almost too tragic to make fun of, but if horses can be junkies then we can tell jokes. It's the worstcase... and buy WorstCoin!
2021-05-251h 07The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 271 "A Deep Dark Richard Gere Turn"Bill Gates gettin a divorce? His wife didn't take kindly to his friendship with ol' Epstien? She taking half his stuff? Maybe there is some meat on this bone. What do you think of when I say "Richard Gere"? We discuss virility and what "going viral" means, how it all began, and will an actual virus change the terminology. Let's figure it out on the Worstcase........
2021-05-111h 03The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 270 "Thirsty Ghost"We're still talking about the thirsty ghost named Gulliani and how he will never be truly happy, no matter how many cousins he makes out with. In other news there is still a bunch of that Corona going around and I guess Biden isn't doing enough to please the liberals. The only thing Biden is doing is pissing of these Republicans enough that they keep asking "Where's the Beef?", but they don't know that Joe got that beef waiting yo, it's the Worstcase....
2021-05-041h 12The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 268 "Douche Factor"The Geatz Saga rolls onward and downward. Why do Republicans seem to not care and keep supporting him? His ladies are talking and also hula-hooping naked while getting venmo payments. Oh, Congress! -You crazy! It's the Worstcase.....
2021-04-191h 15The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario Episode 267 "Pop That Qoochie"GeatzGate continues on! Who will defend this turd? Where are the Q followers during all this? Why won't they save the children from Matt Geatz? What do hand surgeons do? Life is dumb and we are here to argue about it. Ask Bill Gates, it's the worst!
2021-04-131h 21The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam StrangeWorstcase Scenario - Episode 266 “Undercover Boss”Matt Gaetz has been paying teenagers for sex. This is what the republicans do when they aren’t being racists, they have sex with minors. This is the “family values” they are always talking about. We originally planned to skip this week’s show, but these nasty old GOP scumbags have given us way too many stories to not be out here castin’, cuz it’s the worstcase…….
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