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Gemidyke RisingSaturn-Neptune: Shit is about to get (un)REALIt's 2026 astro-nerds and your favorite dykes are BACK BABY!2025 was a doozy and 2026 is only upping the ante with some majorly HEATED transits. We talk Saturn-Neptune, paradigm shifts, and a very surprising set of Celestial Celesbians...Check out our 2025 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @gemidykerisingAudio Editor - KJ Jarboe Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE
2026-02-161h 02Gemidyke Rising2025: The Good, The Neutral, and the CHAOTICGrab your calendars and pencils astro nerds, because the Gemidykes are going to take you through the transits for 2025! You're gonna wanna be ready, because 2025 is a year of big change. Big change for the stars and for all of us here in this beautiful hell hole.Check out our 2025 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @gemidykerisingAudio Editor - KJ Jarboe Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE
2025-01-3158 minGemidyke RisingMutable Madness III: More Mutable and Even More SCREWEDThe Gemidykes are back with the astro yap as we kiss goodbye the Libra/ Aries eclipses, Pluto at the 29th degree of Capricorn, and just like, all the drama from Scorpio season. Damn. But don’t worry, we have all the gossip on our Celestial Celesbian this month, our Malefic Queen, Jodie Foster! Along with everything you need to prepare for the final Mercury Rx of the year.Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & BlueSky @gemidykerisingAudio Editor - KJ Jarb...
2024-11-221h 27Gemidyke RisingSeptember 2024: Mutable Madness II: Mercury Direct EditionSchool’s back in SESSION astro nerds! And the Gemidykes are here to help you get through Virgo season, eclipses and all. This month we recap the goofy transits that took place during the DNC last month before looking forward to the September transits. With so many ingresses plus a lunar eclipse there's a lot to gossip about! And don't forget this month’s celestial celesbian: the one the only, Phoebe Bridgers!2:35 - August transit recap14:05 - Celestial Celesbian: Phoebe Bridgers 35:54 - September trans...
2024-09-171h 03Gemidyke RisingAugust 2024: Mundane Mayhem/ Mutable MadnessThe mutable madness is upon us and the Gemidykes are here to help make sense of the nonsense! If you thought Mercury retrograde wasn't enough drama (and this summer wasn't hot enough already) get ready for t-squares in Pisces, Gemini, and Virgo! From political intrigue to THE bisexual mommi icon GILLIAN ANDERSON, we cover it all this episode.3:18 - July transit recap19:37 - Celestial Celesbian: Gillian Anderson47:26 - August transitsCheck the charts and the gossip i...
2024-08-161h 29Gemidyke RisingJune 2024: Gemidyke Rising X Star Gays Crossover ExtravaganzaGemini season may be over but we're still as annoying as ever! In our gayest episode so far the Gemidykes teamed up with Star Gays’ Elly Higgins to celebrate pride season and Gemini season (same same?) by deep diving on the iconic Dyke TV. And speaking of dykons get ready for this month’s Celestial Celesbian! We also recap the hot June transits and all the chaos they brought.Check out Elly’s pod Star Gays and follow!! Check the charts...
2024-06-251h 09
Star Gays: The Queer Astrology Archives PodcastGemini Bonus: Dyke TV with Gemidyke RisingTwo episodes for Gemini season? It is the sign of the twins after all!
To celebrate one whole year of Star Gays (and pride!), host Elly Higgins is joined by Jordan and Brook of the gay astro podcast Gemidyke Rising to discuss Dyke TV, a public access television show from the 90s whose motto was to Incite, Subvert, Provoke, and Organize for lesbian visibility and survival. Dyke TV was a variety show about all aspects of lesbian life that grew out of the Lesbian Avengers, with segments like 'Dyke Dish', 'Ann Northrop Mouths Off...
2024-06-2259 min
Star Gays: The Queer Astrology Archives PodcastGemini Bonus: Dyke TV with Gemidyke RisingTwo episodes for Gemini season? It is the sign of the twins after all!
To celebrate one whole year of Star Gays (and pride!), host Elly Higgins is joined by Jordan and Brook of the gay astro podcast Gemidyke Rising to discuss Dyke TV, a public access television show from the 90s whose motto was to Incite, Subvert, Provoke, and Organize for lesbian visibility and survival. Dyke TV was a variety show about all aspects of lesbian life that grew out of the Lesbian Avengers, with segments like 'Dyke Dish', 'Ann Northrop Mouths Off...
2024-06-2259 minGemidyke RisingVenus-Jupiter: The Happiest SeasonIt's the cutest time of the year and the dykes are feeling cuter than EVER! Brook and Jordan are back talking about surviving Eclipse season, benefic season, Gemini season, and fellow Gemidyke Kristen Stewart! Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerisingAudio Editor - KJ Jarboe Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE
2024-05-241h 16Gemidyke RisingApril 2024: Chaos SeasonWe warned y'all about this month and it's finally here! Welcome to the Chironeclipse with a side of malefic conjunctions, Uranian fuckery, and oh yeah a Mercury retrograde too. But never fear the Gemidykes are here to guide you through this month’s chaotic transits. We’re also here to lighten the mood by honoring our Aries Venus divas including this month's celestial celesbian, Rosie fucking O’Donnell!"Venus in Aries" by BOXKNIFECheck the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemi...
2024-04-081h 32Gemidyke RisingSaturn-Venus in Pisces: Gay Pirates and Refined Sugar DaddiesGet ready for a very giggly episode of Gemidyke Rising because it's Pisces season and we're feeling a lil fishy! February was a blur but here we are preparing for the Venus-Saturn conjunction and other March transits by talking about two of our favorite topics: lesbian age gap relationships and gay pirates.Check out the charts we talk about @gemidykerising on IG and twitter.Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE
2024-03-041h 24Gemidyke RisingNew Year, Same Gemidykes!It's Saturn season baby! And the gemidykes are back after a chill winter break to spill the tea on the astro drama 2024. It's a super mutable year with a side of Saturnian and Plutonian antics and we're here to break down how different signs will experience the transits, make some chaotic predictions, and as always offer some gay recommendations to feel into the Aquarian vibes. Check out the charts we talk about @gemidykerising on IG and twitter.Sound Editor: KJ JarboeTheme Music: "The Tower" by BOXKNIFE
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Gemidyke RisingMercury Rx in Capricorn/ Sag: Mercury is Your Gay Best FriendHold on to your hats queers, Mercury is going rx!! But don’t worry the Gemidykes are here to break down Mercury’s nonsense and other transits of December, 2023 after we catch up on breaking news from November’s Mars cazimi and Venus’ slide through Libra. And if you didn’t know how gay Mercury is, we’re here to tell you about it! Check out the charts we talk about @gemidykerising on IG and twitter.Catch up on the Gemidykes’ favorite lesbian flicks this Mercury Rx holiday season for some Mercury4Mercury action: But I’m...
2023-12-131h 30
Gemidyke RisingMars Cazimi in Scorpio: Never Meet Your HeroesThis month the gemidykes prepare for the first Mars cazimi in Scorpio in 32 years! SPOOKY! We celebrate our anniversary by looking at our meet cute chart, recap celesbian scandals and other news from last month’s eclipses, and look into all the drama Scorpio season transits have in store for usEclipses That Aligned with Important Events in HistoryAudio Editor-KJ JarboeTheme song- "The Tower" by BOXKNIFE
2023-11-131h 20
Gemidyke RisingEclipses in Aries/Libra: Sports are Gay!Ready to get a little sporty? The gemidykes are back this month to talk about this month's transits including the first solar eclipse in Libra of the 2023-2024 series! To understand the vibe we're going back to 1996 to talk about women's sports and why they're so gay.Audio Editor: KJ JarboeTheme Music: "The Tower," BOXKNIFESources:- 'Post Colonial Astrology,' Alice Sparkly Kat- 'The '96 Effect,' available to steam on Peacock- source for 1996 Olympics inception chart: https...
2023-10-131h 26
Gemidyke RisingBARBIESTROLOGY*MAJOR BARBIE SPOILERS*In a very special first episode of Gemidyke Rising, the gemidykes deep dive into Barbiestrology. We discuss the Venus retrograde cycle and this summer's transit through Leo as is connects to the Barbie movie, Barbie's history, and the heroine's journey.Audio Editor: KJ JarboeTheme Music: "The Tower"-BOXKNIFESources:Demetra’s book, Arielle Gurman’s book, Heroine’s journey book, • Venus Star Rising: A New Cosmology for the 21st Century; Arielle Gurman• Ancient Astrology in Theory and Practice, Volume 1; Demetra George• TikTok of Heroine’s Journey @jstoobs• https://www.nytimes.com/1959/03/10/archives/business-is-brisk-as-toy-fair-opens-attendance-exceeds-that-of-1958.html• Mattel history - https://y...
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Gemidyke RisingOnline Dating and Janelle MonáeOn the season 1 finale of Gemidyke Rising, Brook and Britt swap online dating terrors and triumphs, talk male depravity, and how the stars marked Kansas City's own Janelle Monáe is a true visionary.
2021-10-2559 minGemidyke RisingThe Houses and Megan FoxThis episode Brook and Britt take a deep dive into the houses, Brook makes a horrifying discovery, and and the gals try to explain wtf is up with Megan Fox.
2021-10-181h 13Gemidyke RisingLibra and Zoë KravitzIn this week's episode Brook rants about Libras while Britt takes a more diplomatic approach. Listen to your favorite gal pals talk Mercury retrograde, "T-shirt Time", and the enigmatic Zoë Kravitz.
2021-10-111h 03Gemidyke RisingQueer Spaces and Miley CyrusIn today's episode of Gemidyke Rising, Brook and Britt discuss Brook's recent trip, praise and poo on queer spaces, and how Billy Ray isn't the only daddy in the Cyrus family.
2021-10-0454 minGemidyke RisingVenus and K. StewOn today's episode Britt and Brook talk about everyone's favorite planet, VENUS. How do you love? What do you value? Why is Kristen Stewart so gay?
2021-09-2740 min
Gemidyke RisingVirgo and St. VincentOn today's episode of Gemidyke Rising, Brook and Britt talk about Virgo Supremacy, Sobriety, and what is up with St. Vincent?
2021-09-2053 minGemidyke RisingPerformance and Cara DelevingneOn this week's episode of Gemidyke Rising Britt and Brook discuss why they love to perform, what they love in a performance, and what stars rule sex swings.
2021-09-1347 min
Gemidyke RisingGemidyke Rising: OriginsDid the stars make you gay? Probably! Join Brook and Britt in the introductory episode of Gemidyke Rising. These queers get into their origin story, the big gay, and blaming all of your toxic behavior on the cosmos!
2021-09-0650 min