Geoff Healey - Podcast Details

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The WonderLandSPECIAL: Episodes 1, 2 & 3- The Birth Of (The) Wonder(Land)Following successful raids on the Smithsonian, the Museum Of Natural History, the Biggera Waters Public Library and the back of his Mum's wardrobe, Geoff unfortunately discovers the long-lost first three episodes of The WonderLand; from back when Little Kev was but a glint in a Covid vaccine vial. And now: after months of painstaking restoration of the original 24-track master tapes (performed at huge expense), here they are - for the first time since the last time and for the last time this time - all in one inconvenient 30-minute-or-so package. Listen now, while you c...2024-01-1530 min

The WonderLandEpisode 104 - Are you a Schinkelgruber contender?Geoff takes a look at the importance of personal protest, and considers the possibility that Barry Manilow could inadvertently trigger an intergalactic war; while Little Kev considers a lucrative job offer with a catch... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/atc9im/Womderland_S7E6_Transcriptbrt30.pdf 2024-01-0824 min

The WonderLandEpisode 103 - A Prize-Winning Dress-up ChickenGeoff delves into the issue of relationships of all kinds while waiting for a life-saving pizza delivery, and considers that childhood-crazy might equal big bucks for grownups; and Little Kev gets annoyed at non-sandwiches and unimportant oils... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jpa4wg/Wonderland_S7E5_Transcript8wk9f.pdf 2023-09-1527 min

The WonderLandEpisode 102 - Pseudo Floaters?Geoff extols the virtues of being clueless in Lisbon and takes a look at our addiction to doing stuff whilst in things on water; while Little Kev contemplates a Jim Carrey apocalypse... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/snm6xf/Wonderland_S7E4_Transcript87b1q.pdf 2023-08-0323 min

The WonderLandEpisode 101 - Mango-nificence!Geoff discovers the dangers of household chore improvisation and throws a well-deserved spotlight onto the king of Australian fruits, whilst throwing down a bold challenge in the general direction of Trondheim; and Little Kev contemplates alcoholic tunafish sandwiches... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bstsa6/Wonderland_S7E3_Transcript9okb1.pdf 2023-07-1325 min

The WonderLandEpisode 100 - Unknown GodsGeoff celebrates the 100-episode mark by dusting off his ancient history and ridiculing some unnecessary modern expressions; and Little Kev feels the heat whilst contemplating what's in a name... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9s2e53/Wonderland_S7E2_Transcript_9upsz.pdf 2023-06-2921 min

The WonderLandEpisode 99 (SEASON PREMIERE) - Third aid & the happy pigGeoff wonders just how difficult it is to find that dream vocation, and gets down and dirty with one of our four-legged friends; while Little Kev considers the choices available to us in an emergency situation... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/r8hz7q/Wonderland_S7E1_Transcript7p6ld.pdf 2023-06-1520 min

The WonderLandEpisode 98 (SEASON FINALE) - Cherries and cockwombles!Geoff reveals a little-known fact about the male of the species, recalls the perils of late night pantry raids and suggests that value is often subjective; whilst Little Kev digs a big hole outside the toy shop... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/m2nrxu/Wonderland_S6E10_Transcriptakbr4.pdf 2023-05-1123 min

The WonderLandEpisode 97 - The mystery of dessertGeoff marvels at the magic and mystery of mathematics and suspects a connection between a dead cat and the salvation of humanity, whilst Little Kev reckons with soft-closing toilet seats and soft clothes... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nnyu58/Wonderland_S6E9_Transcript6u85m.pdf 2023-04-2724 min

The WonderLandEpisode 96 - Punkcasting?Geoff reveals that stupidity is often no accident, recommends free overseas trips for everyone and contemplates different names for a famous rock band; whilst Little Kev gets stressed and considers alternative meanings for a controversial word... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/88pmy4/Wonderland_S6E87vj4s.mp3 2023-04-1323 min

The WonderLandEpisode 95 - The Mangrove EffectGeoff explains how being unpopular for no reason can be an advantage, whilst suspecting that his sense of direction might be the latest casualty of technology; whilst Little Kev ponders political correctness and gets hit by a boom gate... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/admhms/Wonderland_S6E7_Transcript76q78.pdf 2023-03-3023 min

The WonderLandEpisode 94 - Beware the rabbit hole!Geoff declares the value of throwing in the towel and identifies a couple of futuristic predictions that we're definitely not likely to go for; whilst Little Kev talks oppression, wine-making and eye disorders... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y32qrc/Wonderland_S6E6_Transcript680bo.pdf 2023-03-1722 min

The WonderLandEpisode 93 - A true seat of learningGeoff reflects on the most unexpectedly inspirational places on earth and explains what politics has to do with birdlife; and Little Kev considers new versus old tech, whilst noticing that his nose and ears are getting bigger... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9wqz32/Wonderland_S6E5_Transcript8igr3.pdf 2023-03-0222 min

The WonderLandEpisode 92 - When news isn’t worthyGeoff despairs of online sub-editing and questions the accuracy of podcasting statistics; whilst Little Kev ponders the Church of Trevor... Or Sharon... Or Al Jolson... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/inwhk3/Wonderland_S6E4_Transcript814wf.pdf 2023-02-1623 min

The WonderLandEpisode 91 - The Bling OlympicsGeoff suggests new universal warning signage and wonders if mortally wounded Roman Catholics are currently enjoying an unfair advantage; whilst Little Kev takes on unnecessary verbiage... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5q3tcb/Wonderland_S6E3_Transcript69ikm.pdf 2023-02-0221 min

The WonderLandEpisode 90 - Bored but busyGeoff reveals the all-time number one zero and contemplates the whole business of not having a pulse, whilst Little Kev throws away money and ridicules alternative uses for dental floss... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dybcde/Wonderland_S6E2_Transcript6onsa.pdf 2023-01-1921 min

The WonderLandEpisode 89 - Stinking it up for a better world (SEASON PREMIERE)Geoff takes a deep dive into a revolutionary solution for armed conflict, and extols the virtues of knowing when to shut the hell up; whilst Little Kev contemplates elephants and phone-charging alternatives in a mystical place called Skipple... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/pxiuz5/Wonderland_S6E1_Transcript7odhw.pdf 2023-01-0523 min

The WonderLandEpisode 88 (SEASON FINALE) - The gross-out factorGeoff ponders healthy home versus happy trails, wonders why guys are harder to offend and concludes that tragedy needs laughter; and Little Kev finds himself with light wood whilst listening to heavy metal... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/eiwpwh/S5E10_Transcript9zy1s.pdf 2022-12-0122 min

The WonderLandEpisode 87 - Something for nothing?Geoff suspects that the tooth fairy might exist after all, that promises may not be all that promising, and that being spied on is all our own fault; whilst Little Kev considers the benefits of a radical new employment directive... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y8etpm/Wonderland_S5E9a3xhx.mp3 2022-11-1721 min

The WonderLandEpisode 86 - The science of karmaGeoff marvels at the mystery of inspiration, gazes in wonder at The WonderLand and wonders if we don't need a reason; while Little Kev contemplates saving the world with a bit of housework... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hj5gn5/S5E8_Transcript8rw8s.pdf 2022-11-0322 min

The WonderLandEpisode 85 - You do you!Geoff lauds the unmasking of long-hidden realities, takes a good look at everyone's bookshelves and Little Kev is forced to step in during a search for new words... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/f3sh3a/S5E7_Transcript8fq78.pdf 2022-10-2019 min

The WonderLandEpisode 84 - A question of balanceGeoff keeps his fluids up, calls for time out and wonders if it's really all good when even better might actually be worse; while Little Kev gets claustrophobic in the closet... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/59dzyb/S5E6_Transcript9xb2r.pdf 2022-10-0620 min

The WonderLandEpisode 83 - Bigger than Phil RoganGeoff gets connected and can't forget whilst making himself super-vulnerable at the front door, and Little Kev considers sending in the clones... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7yjz5e/S5E5_Transcript6l3s0.pdf 2022-09-2220 min

The WonderLandEpisode 82 - Cash and/or credit?Geoff makes things difficult for himself and worries about the future of garage sales, whilst Little Kev sharpens up his dance moves... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/inec3h/S5E4_Transcript69xbs.pdf 2022-09-0820 min

The WonderLandEpisode 81 - The wisdom of Ronan KeatingGeoff loses the shaving cream but finds meaning in challenge, and explains why we need bad times; and Little Kev considers purchasing insurance for his inner party animal... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4tbhe2/S5E3_Transcript91ckb.pdf 2022-08-2520 min

The WonderLandEpisode 80 - The fun conundrumGeoff gets real about air travel, recognises pizza for what it really is, and questions our motives; while Little Kev hits the overpass in his underpants... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/u28afp/S5E2_Transcript9fprx.pdf 2022-08-1125 min

The WonderLandEpisode 79 (SEASON PREMIERE) - Being 35% smarterGeoff reveals the religious potential of diet choices and wonders why we're not making the best of our most natural resource, whilst Little Kev talks hairodynamics (and no, that's not a spelling mistake)... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/i426x5/S5E1_Transcript8ot76.pdf 2022-07-2821 min

The WonderLandEpisode 78 (SEASON FINALE) - Home sweet prison?Geoff suspects that innovators are getting bored and ponders the resale value of dead birds; and Little Kev tries not to kill elderly people with his iPhone... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ad9wnp/S4E16_Transcript68xia.pdf 2022-06-2324 min

The WonderLandEpisode 77 - Butt-naked and tax-freeGeoff explains how nature could be its own worst enemy; that sleeping might be lucrative, and why mosquitoes could be smarter than we thought; while Little Kev tries turning right on a red light... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7eyiem/S4E15_Transcriptarctz.pdf 2022-06-1023 min

The WonderLandEpisode 76 - The puffy coat gambleGeoff ponders accidental telecommunications, wonders if we're all natural-born bargain addicts, and identifies a problem with a popular women's winter fashion trend; whilst Little Kev makes a call from prison... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/sgnmda/S4E14_Transcript93ap0.pdf 2022-05-2622 min

The WonderLandEpisode 75 - Caring by not caringGeoff offers some relaxed relationship advice, considers the Loop Of Annoyance, and Little Kev tries not to look in the mirror for a really long time... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cajvit/S4E13_Transcript7q283.pdf 2022-05-1223 min

The WonderLandEpisode 74 - Finding the fun in failureGeoff contemplates clowns, explains why not having a clue can be advantageous and listens for unbearable noises; whilst Little Kev admits to having friends who resemble Hobbits... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/g89hkc/S4E12_Transcript7mckf.pdf 2022-04-2824 min

The WonderLandEpisode 73 - It wasn’t me, it was the catGeoff reveals an effective way to deflect personal blame for an unfortunate social faux pas, contemplates a revolution in podcasting, and explains why small talk is bigger than we think; and Little Kev considers an ecological question... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/t2jcm3/S4E11_Transcriptaf1as.pdf 2022-04-1422 min

The WonderLandEpisode 72 - Blame it on Big NoseGeoff threatens his audience with FOMO, comes up with a brilliant solution to a everyone's biggest problem, and takes a good look at looking good; while Little Kev suggests dial-a-clown for weasel control... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/gvujsm/S4E10_Transcript6m15u.pdf 2022-04-0125 min

The WonderLandEpisode 71 - Sleeping as a way of lifeGeoff wonders if we all might literally be living the dream; questions whether adversity makes people nicer; contemplates refrigeration mechanics posing as cardiologists... and Little Kev tries stay on his toes whilst sitting down. TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2sgi8y/Wonderland_S4E9azz0n.mp3 2022-03-1720 min

The WonderLandEpisode 70 - When self-help doesn’t helpGeoff suspects that (1) understanding stuff is overrated; (2) we all look a lot better than we think, and (3) anger can be healthy; whilst Little Kev considers being vaguely vegan... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/k6vvsg/S4E8_Transcriptbv5r6.pdf 2022-03-0323 min

The WonderLandEpisode 69 - To hell with the microbes!Geoff ponders self-improvement whilst tucking into his favourite Norwegian indulgence and accidentally discovering the next big thing in dairy beverage trends; and Little Kev forgets to remember stuff... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/emywbg/Wonderland_S4E76os3y.mp3 2022-02-1724 min

The WonderLandEpisode 68 - When honesty is the worst policyGeoff talks gym membership psychology whilst explaining (a) how to avoid a punch in the face, and (b) why certain social gatherings suggest the need for an industrial-strength umbrella... 2022-02-1014 min

The WonderLandEpisode 67 - My sauce is the sourceGeoff contemplates large goldfish and explains why expectations and multi-tasking could be the greatest threats to creative genius; while little Kev mulls the positives and negatives of language mathematics... 2022-02-0321 min

The WonderLandEpisode 66 - Why Mark Zuckerberg might actually be my mumGeoff reveals the joy of not giving a monkey's, gives his opinion of your opinions, and identifies yet another place where "free" isn't exactly free... 2022-01-2714 min

The WonderLandEpisode 65 - Political correctness: woke when it ain’t brokeGeoff predicts the failure of the latest attempt to make life less fun, gets the jump on cheesecake temptation and avoids the existential questions; while little Kev fakes his own life and makes with the pillow talk already... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jqighs/S4E3_Transcriptaju41.pdf 2022-01-2021 min

The WonderLandEpisode 64 - The foot revolution is at hand!Geoff goes in boots and all and socks it to the fashionistas, ponders a rectangular chicken, and gets out the binoculars for a bit of compulsively judgemental people-watching... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ippg5j/S4E2_Transcript9780a.pdf 2022-01-1317 min

The WonderLandEpisode 63 (SEASON PREMIERE) - Stop singing, I’m trying to eatGeoff questions the value of background music, confesses an inability to multitask and calls for an upgrade to the human waterworks, whilst Little Kev tries to not wake up when he wants to... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z4nnug/S4E1_Transcript80n9w.pdf 2022-01-0620 min

The WonderLandEpisode 62 (SEASON FINALE) - The joy of zero controlGeoff ponders the maximum feel-good factor, musically identifies the crazies and embraces his inner adult, whilst Little Kev has trouble saying hello... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ecjapb/S3E22_Transcript92axq.pdf 2021-11-2519 min

The WonderLandEpisode 61 - Strategic pessimism and the thong thingGeoff prepares to be surprised, exposes the dangers of chewing gum and toilet paper, explains why saliva might be the next wave, and Little Kev turns up in swimmers... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/64e94k/S3E21_Transcript8lpjc.pdf 2021-11-1821 min

The WonderLandEpisode 60 - God for a weekGeoff reveals why we need bad language, plays the piano, and identifies non-existence as possibly the ultimate public relations challenge... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/apiexs/S3E20_Transcript9nluo.pdf 2021-11-1115 min

The WonderLandEpisode 59 - Bloodshed, shopping and the agony of youthGeoff suspects that Swiss retailers are about to take a literal approach to killing time, concludes that the kids are doing it tough, and Little Kev recommends the emu ears... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y84iaj/S3E19_Transcriptah2me.pdf 2021-11-0420 min

The WonderLandEpisode 58 - I‘d like to purchase a really stupid TV, pleaseGeoff gets paranoid about his home entertainment system, contemplates playing gigs in another galaxy, and sincerely hopes his deceased relatives aren't watching over him... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w7uxia/S3E18_Transcript68jpj.pdf 2021-10-2815 min

The WonderLandEpisode 57 - When milk ain‘t milkGeoff asks for the old unimproved toilet paper, wonders if icing mixture in coffee could be the next big thing, and goes to hell and back with Little Kev... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7ry4y7/Wonderland_S3E17ae97o.mp3 2021-10-2122 min

The WonderLandEpisode 56 - Season blur and the long-distance fruit flopGeoff turns traditional Swiss wind instruments into car roof racks, suggests hardware shopping as a form of revenge, and explains why canned fruit might be more attractive than we thought... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dx9fgc/S3E16_Transcript7dp1n.pdf 2021-10-1414 min

The WonderLandEpisode 55 - How men fail in the bedroomGeoff reveals an intolerance of mixed sweets, tries to have a conversation whilst singing, and Little Kev talks pro yoko bono ono... or something... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/crays4/S3E15_Transcriptb1swv.pdf 2021-10-0721 min

The WonderLandEpisode 54 - Underthinking the pigeon perspectiveGeoff tries to sneak a peek at the crystal ball from the worst seat on the bus, rehearses being dead, and realises that the birds actually got a raw deal... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w97592/S3E14_Transcript7vvxa.pdf 2021-09-3014 min

The WonderLandEpisode 53 - How to write great rock lyricsGeoff - possibly disguised as a lemming - ponders the dangers of deceptively-named legumes; mulls a return to the convenience of stoning and the establishment of an international Festival Of Misery; and Little Kev puts everything in the house on wheels... 2021-09-2321 min

The WonderLandEpisode 52 - Carrot could have been a contender!Geoff considers the mystery of orange, ponders the perfect pet, and takes a trip to Norway... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jtz4t2/S3E12_Transcript7xzy7.pdf 2021-09-1616 min

The WonderLandEpisode 51 - Clubs of shame?Geoff wonders if people in large trousers have something to hide, talks time travel with Little Kev, and suspects that Swiss and German legislators might have a sense of humour after all... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cu59ac/S3E11_Transcript686il.pdf 2021-09-0921 min

The WonderLandEpisode 50 - The joy of not understandingGeoff sticks his fingers in his ears, explains how grieving the loss of a loved one can be deadly, and wonders if early '70s unemployed Canadian hippies might have had a point after all... 2021-09-0216 min

The WonderLandEpisode 49 - Vacation is a state of mindGeoff's memories head south in a Holden Kingswood station wagon, Little Kev contemplates downhill skiing in a kayak and humanity gets a rare round of applause TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hddbrp/S3E9_Transcriptadkbz.pdf 2021-08-2620 min

The WonderLandEpisode 48 - Don't remember to forgetGeoff expounds on the worldly wisdom of a famously tight-trousered trio, tries unsuccessfully to haggle on eBay, and encourages control freaks to take some time off... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aksdk3/S3E8_Transcript983b8.pdf 2021-08-1912 min

The WonderLandEpisode 47 - You eat what you areGeoff talks revolutionary approaches to food processing, suspects that we actually do want the printed junk mail in the letterbox, and Little Kev gets a bit shirty... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aitpcw/S3E7_Transcript_8281k.pdf 2021-08-1219 min

The WonderLandEpisode 46 - Chickens dressed up as cows pretending to be chickensGeoff tries to avoid being a mastication nazi, explains why podcasts don't necessarily suck and why sleep is really annoying TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dzidwj/S3E6_Transcript7lv3j.pdf 2021-08-0514 min

The WonderLandEpisode 45 - Hiding the zucchiniGeoff turns a blind eye to 17% of the roast chicken stuffing, talks camouflage with Little Kev, and gets annoyed about stupidly-named things 2021-07-3022 min

The WonderLandEpisode 44 - The great fruitcake fraudGeoff exposes the cruelty and deception behind a beloved comestible, adds to his musical palette and explains the similarity between Pink Floyd's David Gilmour and KFC 2021-07-2216 min

The WonderLandEpisode 43 - Fleshing out the factsGeoff chooses the steak over the soybeans, worries in advance with Little Kev, and discovers that we actually don't need to see it to believe it TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/53caut/S3_E3_Transcriptbpm8a.pdf 2021-07-1519 min

The WonderLandEpisode 42 - Life IS out to get youGeoff contemplates the mystery and inevitability of annoying surprises, talks reincarnation and hopes there'll be room for some negotiation... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/78ka4u/S3E2_Transcriptaztr4.pdf 2021-07-0914 min

The WonderLandEpisode 41 - Still Tangled After All These YearsGeoff wonders about wires, predicts Hollywood's next big thing, and suspects surreptitious supermarket slavery.... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/3gi5np/S3E1_Transcript9q17q.pdf 2021-07-0224 min

The WonderLandEpisode 40 (SEASON FINALE) - Longevity hazards and the safety of cinemaGeoff wonders whether 100 years is enough already, considers a "can't be arsed" clause, and becomes immersed in entertainment... 2021-05-2116 min

The WonderLandEpisode 39 - Cars, lies and the pre-emptive apologyGeoff washes the outside of the car, avoids the housework, and suspects that fibs are unavoidable... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/d7qcmx/S2E19_Transcript60zor.pdf 2021-05-1413 min

The WonderLandEpisode 38 - The importance of bad behaviourGeoff feels guilty about curry, explains why anger might be a job qualification, and feels a bit sorry for the narcissists... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ivynqu/S2E18_Transcript7tj3g.pdf 2021-05-0715 min

The WonderLandEpisode 37 - Bad naked?Geoff ponders the badge of squalor, wonders if the curtains are hiding anything, and proves that there's something in absolutely everything... 2021-04-3015 min

The WonderLandEpisode 36 - Renting stuff from the universeGeoff reveals that windows aren't doing us any favours, that some things can't be owned, and that small packages can be disappointing... 2021-04-2315 min

The WonderLandEpisode 35 - To bean, or not to bean...Geoff wonders if coffee is really an effective anti-terrorism weapon, and suggests that apparent insanity may be our best defense against unwanted surveillance... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yfymep/S2E15_Transcript9c0tt.pdf 2021-04-1615 min

The WonderLandEpisode 34 - Life is like laundryGeoff comes clean on the meaning of existence, searches for dead birds and - armed only with a roast chicken - gives unwanted answers... 2021-04-0915 min

The WonderLandEpisode 33 - The Fourth WheelGeoff stays in bed to kill time, sings about party time in Trondheim, and suspects supernatural activity at the supermarket... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/6i4kc7/S2E13_Transcript95aav.pdf 2021-04-0212 min

The WonderLandEpisode 32 - Cringe TourismGeoff identifies those most in need of a vacation, sings about having Nothing For August and explains why the Swiss love Germany... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2kuysv/S2E12_Transcriptab81k.pdf 2021-03-2614 min

The WonderLandEpisode 31 - The compulsory cookie conspiracyGeoff ponders baking by remote control, sings about perfect love and considers eating out to save the planet... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jeivyz/S2E11_Transcriptb5aax.pdf 2021-03-1910 min

The WonderLandEpisode 30 - Carpet strikes back!Geoff stares at the floor, plays a fairly weird song and explains how joy might be only 24 hours away... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4qvy8y/S2E10_Transcript76owo.pdf 2021-03-1213 min

The WonderLandEpisode 29 - It's the waiting that gets ya...Geoff finds something actually good about social media, explains why humans and politics don't mix, and locks the flamethrower away... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/rddefa/S2E9_Transcript8ie0q.pdf 2021-03-0512 min

The WonderLandEpisode 28 - Hiding the bananaGeoff insists that sweets need to be unhealthy, tries to save time in the bathroom and explains why teeth are a luxury item... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/giq7ku/S2E8_Transcript733yp.pdf 2021-02-2617 min

The WonderLandEpisode 27 - ShoegazingGeoff takes a good look at foot fashion without needing a reason, and reveals how you too can be friendly and angry at the same time... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z4jire/S2E7_Transcript7gbtw.pdf 2021-02-1913 min

The WonderLandEpisode 26 - Planet Fugly?Geoff considers the advantages of crappy eyesight, tries to focus on fashion and suspects that extraterrestrials just aren't that into us... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nq3gs9/S2E6_Transcript5z6r3.pdf 2021-02-1212 min

The WonderLandEpisode 25 - God, Phil and the dolphinsGeoff contemplates creation, makes like a dolphin, and looks to the supernatural for a new life insurance product... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tyigaw/S2E5_Transcript5zzit.pdf 2021-02-0513 min

The WonderLandEpisode 24 - Sexes & SnacksesGeoff shows lactose some love, avoids toilet humour and checks the munchie decibels... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/svkrmj/Transcript_S2E48p8c7.pdf 2021-01-2914 min

The WonderLandEpisode 23 - Boredom rocks!!Geoff minimises food risks, offers relationship tips, wonders if animals can boogie, explains the benefits of being bored, and starts with the pillow talk, already... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tbxnuc/S2E3_Transcriptax1rb.pdf 2021-01-2216 min

The WonderLandEpisode 22 - Of crocodiles, coconuts and ducksGeoff salutes the late Steve Irwin, dispels some tourism myths, takes a musical look at baskets and reveals why a fatal nibbling might be only natural... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tfdugm/S2E2_Transcriptagzku.pdf 2021-01-1514 min

The WonderLandEpisode 21 - From embarrassment to regretGeoff combines things with beer, gets a bit older and ponders the potential joy of stupidity... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/im2ej7/S2E1_Transcript7ajbe.pdf 2021-01-0814 min

The WonderLandEpisode 20 (SEASON 1 FINALE) - Your face deserves a place in spaceFor the finale episode in Season 1:- Geoff suggests stockings for horn players, explains why earth hasn't been destroyed by aliens, and considers boning up on his Russian folk song repertoire... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yzrd6j/S1E20_Transcript7i3br.pdf 2020-12-0413 min

The WonderLandEpisode 19 - The joy of forgettingGeoff tries to avoid disappointment, ponders the power of negative thinking, and reveals golden opportunities for furniture manufacturers and fast food franchisees... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/graibc/S1E19_Transcript7ov9a.pdf 2020-11-2710 min

The WonderLandEpisode 18 - We're all weirdosGeoff talks risky waiter-speak, explains why everyone is nuts, and reveals how to get rid of friends with fake food... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/s8ate2/S1E18_TRANSCRIPT69yj3.pdf 2020-11-2011 min

The WonderLandEpisode 17 - The Og & Splurg rock conspiracyGeoff digs into our ancient entertainment roots, offers a sneak peek at the next best thing to you, and spotlights a little-known addiction... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/f35nyz/S1E17_Transcript7chi2.pdf 2020-11-1311 min

The WonderLandEpisode 16 - Nature's clickbaitGeoff questions the known, gets stared at by a toddler in a shopping trolley, showcases a new song, becomes suspicious of pets and Googles God... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wmyshm/S1E16_Transcript5yx9v.pdf 2020-11-0612 min

The WonderLandEpisode 15 - Savages or sandwiches?Geoff heads west, shares his fear of toddler surveillance, searches for truth and calls a spade a spade; whilst simultaneously frightening the cat... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4j2gdc/S1E15_Transcriptajqzv.pdf 2020-10-3012 min

The WonderLandEpisode 14 - Of bikes and blokesGeoff digs into his linguistic roots, sings about the weight of your words and takes a risky ride down memory lane... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jq83t9/S1E14_Transcript98zgl.pdf 2020-10-2312 min

The WonderLandEpisode 13 - The digital pineappleGeoff tucks into future food, goes intragalactic with the music, and checks out the car pool... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9z64gh/S1E13_Transcriptbd6x2.pdf 2020-10-1611 min

The WonderLandEpisode 12 - Coping with certaintyGeoff gets curious about swords and dragons, tells insects to shutup and explains why we've got birthdays all wrong... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/c66ris/S1E12_Transcriptbcrhp.pdf 2020-10-0912 min

The WonderLandEpisode 11 - Organic schmorganicGeoff looks suspiciously at organic produce, keeps some tasty secrets, and explains why hobbies ain't jobbies... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dvy9by/S1E11_Transcript82gpe.pdf 2020-10-0212 min

The WonderLandEpisode 10 - You are being watchedGeoff reckons with the realities of rubbish, displays his dental care skills and considers changing his name to something more descriptive... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/a4p6a8/S1E10_Transcript9vw7b.pdf 2020-09-2512 min

The WonderLandEpisode 9 - Life is too longGeoff tackles time, has a Bad Dream, focuses on shiny things and rona therapy downunder, and goes all JFK with matchsticks... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9zidwh/S1E9_Transcript751dd.pdf 2020-09-1817 min

The WonderLandEpisode 8 - Failure is successGeoff talks ancient Romans, the childhood joys of natural disaster, and the hidden dangers of phone dictation... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dfvz7q/S1_E8_Transcript6ynvs.pdf 2020-09-1112 min

The WonderLandEpisode 7 - Keto, God and surfingGeoff opens up on his uncool childhood, living well, dark optimism and God's hairstyling choices... THE TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/zss929/S1E7_Transcriptab17g.pdf 2020-09-0411 min

The WonderLandEpisode 6 - Everybody sucks at somethingGeoff ponders the humanity of our heroes, the power of pathetic, shows off a song, and points out the perils of friendship... THE TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2nrbwa/S1E6_Transcript9ee2o.pdf 2020-08-2811 min