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Tournament StyleWisdom TeethClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Are you still wise like an owl or dumb like the both of us? We still have 6 wisdom teeth on the pod but on this one we discuss Austin losing 2 of his. We also talk about Guillermo's voice, March Madness, and SXSW. Guillermo even makes his own bracket. Please enjoy!2025-03-291h 03Tournament StyleEy Loca? Where you been hiding those Doritos?Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! What do 8 bags of Doritos, a failed blood glucose test, guacamole, the etymology of the word Dorito, the Buffalo Bills(Go Bills), 2 hard boiled eggs, Guillermo's Testosterone levels, Guillermo's body dysmorphia, a NOT dirty bad shirt, Austin's pathetic bench press, Guillemro's soft hand/s Sean Connery, a 90's costume party, and 8 bags of Dorito's have in common?Listen to the episode to find out!Tournament:Spicy Sweet DoritoSpicy Nacho DoritoSpicy Siracha DoritoNormal Nacho Dorito2025-02-2457 minTournament StyleMARSH MELLOWClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! This week, Guillermo and Austin tackle the big question: what happens if TikTok goes away? From brainstorming new ways to bring in real advertisements to sharing their thoughts on the NFL, divisional losses, and MVPs, it's a jam-packed episode of laughs and tangents. Plus, Guillermo reveals his plans to grow out his hair like Josh Allen's, leading to a heated debate about hairlines and the podcasters' surprising claim to fame: the best hair in the podcast game. Don’t miss the chaos as the duo navigates beanie battles, football fandoms, an...2025-01-211h 07Tournament StyleThe Guillermo is Floating in the WindClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Episode Description: Bob Dylan, Rockstar Immortality, and Gas Station SecretsIt's Tournament Style, and this week, Guillermo and Austin are channeling their inner Bob Dylan for a chaotic and hilarious journey through rockstar hypotheticals, aloof attitudes, and existential musings. What age does a true rockstar live to? Would Guillermo inject himself with "biohack juice" to live forever? And what does Austin mean by "spruce and shit"? The answers may surprise you—or confuse you.The duo also debates New Year’s resolutions, Guillermo’s suspic...2025-01-1449 minTournament StyleNew Year No Promises!Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! Welcome to 2025—the year of no promises and even fewer expectations. Guillermo and Austin reflect on the disappointments of 2024 and the ongoing struggle to meet the impossibly low bar set by recent years. From doomscrolling to grappling with societal letdowns, the duo dives into topics like Trump's presidency (again), the futility of resolutions, and the existential question of whether greatness ever brings true satisfaction.Along the way, they explore the nuances of protest naming conventions, the chaotic nature of morality, and Guillermo's upcoming trip to Washington. Plus, a qu...2025-01-0754 minTournament StyleDnDecember Returns: Part 1 – Journey to... North Fouke?Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! The fan-favorite D in December is back, and this year, Zach takes the reins as our Dungeon Master! Join Guillermo and Austin as they embark on an epic (and absolutely ridiculous) journey filled with danger, laughs, and a lot of questionable decisions. Where are we headed? Nottingham? North Fouke? Honestly, no one really knows—but that’s part of the fun!In this first installment, expect wild character introductions, chaotic dice rolls, and the kind of unhinged comedy you’ve come to love from Tournament Style. Whether you’re a sea...2025-01-031h 29Tournament StyleBest of the Best!!! 2024 year Wrap UpClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! It’s the ultimate tournament to close out 2024! In this jam-packed episode of Tournament Style, we’re crowning the Best of the Best of 2024 with our signature comedic bracket format. From Broadway’s enduring magic in Wicked to the cultural significance of Time’s Person of the Year, we tackle the biggest highlights of the year while throwing in plenty of hilarious, offbeat topics.Whether you’re here for the laughs, the debates, or just a fun way to reflect on...2024-12-281h 36Tournament StyleRetreat Part 2: MegaflopolisClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! It's our second episode of the tournament style retreat and I(Guillermo) am so so sorry about the upload schedule and the audio quality! But please you got a listen to this podcast is my livelihood and man this episode is great if you hate Adam driver like Guillermo. We do a whole breakdown of and suddenly start the spiral and descent that is the annual tournaments style retreat! Megalopolis why it was bad and why you shouldn't see it we also tournament bad movies and suddenly start the spiral...2024-10-251h 13Tournament StyleSketch-tember Continues: Artists or Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! This week on Tournament Style, we’re deep into Sketch-tember and the laughs keep coming! Guillermo and Austin tackle a jam-packed episode with a mix of hilarious sketches and one epic bracket. First, we bring you a film noir-inspired scene featuring Sam, our favorite Time Travel Agent, as he finds himself solving a mystery in Paris involving the Loch Ness Monster, a suspicious femme fatale, and a guy with a neck as thin as a pencil. Plus, Peso Pluma makes an appearance in a wild scenario you won't see coming!...2024-09-241h 13Tournament StyleTournament of FablesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Get ready for laughs and chaos on Tournament Style! This week, we kick things off with internet problems, but that won’t stop Guillermo and Austin from diving into their usual shenanigans. Austin introduces a bizarre new sea creature, the Leaf Seaweed Dragon, and the duo brainstorms catchy TikTok content that’s sure to go viral. They also tackle a wild fantasy mock draft on ESPN. But the real showdown? The Tournament of Fables! Packed with humor, quirky facts, and banter, this episode is wickedly cool. Don’t miss out—tune in...2024-09-101h 08Tournament StylePistol Shrimp PumpClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! This week on Tournament Style, Guillermo and Austin dive into the wild and wonderful world of almanac facts! From international flags to fascinating animal behaviors, this episode has it all. Austin shows off his impressive knowledge of flags from around the globe, while Guillermo takes a deep dive into the curious case of the pistol shrimp and its explosive claw. But that's not all—Guillermo also explores the future of transportation with a discussion on Waymo and other autonomous rideshare companies. It's a fact-filled face-off you won't want to miss!...2024-09-031h 24Tournament StyleBest New Olympic GameClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! K is for Potassium! Welcome to another beautiful August on Tournament Style, the best new podcast that's been around since March 2020! Guillermo and Austin talk about Monster Energy, the periodic table, Olympics, and almanac's.The tournament is, what "new" Olympic sport is the best?Break DancingSquashSport ClimbingSkateboardingKarateSurfingKayak CrossingFlag Football2024-08-271h 20Tournament StyleWolverine vs The RomanoffsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! The count down to revealing our new host continues! Welcome to our 3rd July Episode. Hear Guillermo's mini segment called skits that never were. Guillermo vents and rants about the term "DEI hire" We also try out the greek alphabet and RFK's Bear story.TournamentWolverineCyclopsStormMystiqueRogue Ice ManMagnetoProfessor X2024-08-131h 01Tournament StyleHost Wanted: Dead or AliveClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! In this lively episode of Tournament Style, hosts Guillermo and Austin dive into the exciting theme of "New Host July" with a unique twist—selecting the best deceased celebrity to join their popular podcast. From iconic musicians like John Denver to influential historical figures like Alexander Hamilton, the dynamic duo debates and jokes their way through an engaging bracket. Tune in for hilarious banter, unexpected celebrity picks, and the crowning of a surprisingly controversial winner. Don't miss out on the laughs, entertainment, and insights as they navigate through this truly un...2024-08-0654 minTournament StyleThe Erection CycleClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! A cricket has entered Guillermo's apartment. The first Presidential debate has raised concerns. Guillermo's new thing is improv and by the way this is ONLY the third June episode so we've got catch up to play.The Tournament is Best Cycle:UnicycleBicycleTricycleQudracycle The Krebs cycleThe water cycleCarbon cycleRoller blades2024-07-231h 02Tournament StyleSimple MachinesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Oh boy! It's another science episode! This week Guillermo tried to identify celebrities, Austin tried to identify the make and model of his kitchen knife, and the guys rock their new hair style!Our Tournament is simple machines with some added fun!Tournament: WedgeWheel and AxelPulleyInclined Plane LeverScrewChairCup2024-06-261h 19Tournament StylePokémon 151 pt1: The Very BestClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Thanks to Terrance Howard and the TCOTLC for sponsoring this episode!We've arrived at the penultimate episode of ANI-MAY. This week's segment is called "Compliment Austin." Guillermo loses somehow. We tournament ALL 151 Pokémon of Generation one with a twist! A special episode for your childhood nerd nostalgia! Tune in next for the conclusion of our biggest tournament to date. 2024-06-111h 16Tournament StyleScience Sunday! Debunking Popular TheoriesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Bonus Jonas Episode!!!!On the last, day, God said "Fuck it, let's make a bunch of science shit they'll never understand" and it was good.Here's 30 minutes of Austin and Guillermo discussing the Vibration theory of olfaction, Gravity, Hangtime, and sharks.2024-06-0234 minTournament StyleAni-MAY with Kenken!Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! It's a new theme month! Thank god, we really needed it(like this rain). Our first episode this theme month brings a guest, Kenken, who has frequented the 12 Days of Podcastmas podcast and works with Guillermo. We tournament his favorite animes and draft Pokemon as Guillermo endures some kind of artist plunge that hit Atx. Matt Damon pops in from time to time and the scripts are back.Tournament: Great Teacher OnizukaMobile Suit Gundam SeriesYu yu HakushoDragon Ball ZM...2024-05-241h 11Tournament StyleNot the Gumdrop Buttons!!!Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! Our final April episode and we chose BUTTONS. Buttons is the tournament. What does that mean? Well you'll have to CLICK that play button to find out. Our segment is Reading Reddit and Harrison Butker breaks into my apartment and gently kicks me.Sponsored by petjoybox.comTournament Bracket:Guillermo’s favorite button - The Record ButtonAustin’s favorite button - The Game cube Controller "A""Do not press" buttonGum Drop ButtonPearl Snap...2024-05-1859 minTournament StyleTour-namented Poets Apartment: Tournament of TaylorClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Prepare to cancel Guillermo as he gives his reviews Taylor's Swift's new album, Tortured Poet's Department. Austin challenges Tom Holland and the two boys from challengers to a battle royal for the hand of Zendaya.Our tournaments this week is best "Taylor" and you MIGHT be surprised who emerges as our winner!Shout out to Jack Antonoff! Tournament:Taylor SwiftTaylor GuitarsTaylor LautnerTaylormade GolfTim "the toolman" TaylorTailor (profession)Taylor Ham2024-05-061h 01Tournament StyleThe Gang Gets Tournamented - IASIP EpisodeClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Click here to text us Fan Mail!Happiest of Birthdays to Maddie, the #1 biggest fan of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and the second biggest fan of Tournament Style!Join Maddie, Caroline, Austin, and Guillermo as they dive into the world of paddies pub! We also talk about Austin’s bad haircut, Guillermo’s badASS poetry, and we think chat GPT might be learning zenophobia. Shout out to our producer for this episode Jess, and Kenken for helping us with the facilities at AFMK.2024-04-301h 34Tournament StyleGuillermo's LamentClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! In the final days of March Sadness we reflect on all of the saddest moments in Guillermo's life, including not being good at board games and getting two degrees in music. Tune in for the REAL Kia story and if you want to see Guillermo's Grandkids!2024-04-241h 19Tournament StyleGrilled Cheese, PleaseClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! This is a very contentious episode for the last JanuDairy pod and basically a full thundergnome episode. We tournament 8 different grilled cheeses with 8 different cheeses to find the best one. Guillermo's car got stolen! How crazy is that! Please listen for him!2024-02-111h 01Tournament StyleGuillermo Goes OffClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Welcome to another JanuDairy episode of Tournament Style. If you love episodes where Guillermo rambles on and on then you're going to love this one. Best Dairy Product. Enjoy!2024-01-301h 08Tournament StyleJanuDairyClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to our new theme month of JanuDairy! It's a whole month with tournaments based on dairy. In this episode, Guillermo talks about his scam of a food sensitivity test and we also talk about the Bills and their playoff game. We also discuss the Golden Globes and play Poetry or Noetry. The tournament today is Best Frozen Dairy Place.2024-01-241h 08Tournament StyleD&December Part Two: Performance of a LifetimeClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Happy New Year! Let's start the year off right, by finishing up our December episodes! The theme month is D&December: Austin and I are in the middle of an amazing D&D campaign, and this episode is part 2 out of 2 of the story. Thanks again to Zach for being an amazing DM. Have fun and enjoy the episode!Intro music - Journey Soundtrack, Apotheosis by Austin WintoryOutro Music - Cover of "Rather be" originally by Clean Bandit - performed by Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox2024-01-011h 56Tournament StyleD&December Part One: Welcome to OborClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Part one of a two part D&D campaign where Guillermo plays an Elf-Druid named Guillaume and Austin is a Halfling-Bard called Welby. Our characters, joined by their get-away-driver Chip, immediately get into all kinds of hi-jinx as Welby's quick thinking and Guillaume's wild-shaping "issues" create chaos.Thank you so much to Zach for creating this campaign for us and being our dungeon master.Enjoy!Outro music - Night by Ludovico Einaudi2023-12-241h 23Tournament StyleThe BeatlesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Tournament Style. This was a fun in person episode that was our first after the retreat and we have a special guest on, our good friend Maddie. We finally have someone on the pod who knows music so we talk a lot of music and albums. Guillermo attempts to rap and we choose famous people who we want to box. The tournament is best Beatles album and you're going to want to hear this one. Also go listen to the Twelve D...2023-12-121h 22Tournament StyleLobsters & DiamondsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Let's keep Guillermo honest and make sure he pays Austin the $20 he owes him. Just take a listen and you'll get it. What an episode this one is. Episode 5 of the Tournament Style Retreat and the first episode that's not part of the Conspiracy Corner in the retreat. We rant in this episode and tournament the Best Power.SolarHorseOf AttorneyPuff GirlsBallLiftingBombWill 2023-11-251h 01Tournament StyleConspiracy CornerClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Episode 2 of the Tournament Style Retreat and the second episode of our October theme month of Conspiracy Corner. We still have our energy and spirits high as we climb through this retreat with y'all. In this episode we discuss Guillermo's birthday, our Halloween costumes, and the Snake Detection Theory. The segment today is also This Week in Billionaires. The tournament we do in the episode is Best Secret Society.TournamentThe FreemasonsThe RothschildsIlluminatiPriory of Sion...2023-11-071h 11Tournament StyleTournament Style RetreatClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! It's the first episode of the Tournament Style Retreat! Buckle up because it's a wild 7 week ride that is about to happen. Guillermo and Austin locked in a room for 9+ hours and this is the first. We discuss bad jobs, good teachers, and we put each other in the ThunderGnome. This retreat is also during our October theme month which will be Conspiracy Corner which is where we will discuss all things conspiracies. In this episode specifically, we tournament the Best Conspiracy Theory Surrounding the Death of a Famous Person...2023-10-311h 13Tournament StyleLittle WomenClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to another episode of Tournament Style. We're talking ACL again this episode and instead of headliners, we're talking the best non headliners from ACL 2023. We also discuss Guillermo's little choir concerts, Austin almost breaking his little ankle, and we draft all women.2023-10-261h 01Tournament StyleHorny AnimalsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Heavy Guillermo episode in this one! He's dressed like a German with a cute fedora and won't stop talking about it. We also discuss ACL, talk Animal Corner, and tournament Horn facts. Please enjoy!2023-10-171h 00Tournament StyleMini ProblemsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We definitely needed the rain that's blessed us! Guillermo goes on and on about his boring job in this episode, so if you're into him being nice or whatever please enjoy this episode. We segment Reading Reddit and tournament Best Mini.FridgeMeTruckCooperSkirtiPodMouseCrossword2023-10-121h 08Tournament StyleRRR at ACLClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We're not late, you're just early. Time is relative who cares. What are you going to do? Narc on us? Ok please don't tell Guillermo this is late I swear I'll be better!2023-09-071h 17Tournament StyleMyers BriggsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to another episode of Tournament Style. The tournament today is Best Trunk but before we get into all of that, we also discuss seeing the movie RRR, as well as why Austin is recording in a different room, and we play Austin's Game Show.We also find take a test by someone named Myers and Briggs. Please enjoy!2023-08-221h 11Tournament StyleNPC VibesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We tournament trucks today and learn that Guillermo is an NPC. That's it.PickupCementGarbageMonsterMiniDumpFireTow2023-08-0459 minTournament StylePersistence Is KeyClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Guillermo is in a wacky goofy mood in this one and I hope you're ready for the key episode. Honestly, this episode is a load of nothing until the tournament so we don't blame you if you just skip to that. Some might even say it's key to do so ;) 2023-06-061h 09Tournament StyleThree Strikes and you're Sprout!Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! Despite Guillermo's bossy appearance, tyranny has triumphed and Austin is back in the Host seat at Tournament Style Inc. Naturally that means only one thing: Guillermo is going on strike! We also talk about the Met Gala and the NBA playoffs. This weeks Tournament was best strike.Tournament:Garbage StrikeUS Postal Strike of 1970The French RevolutionNBA 2011 LockoutThe strike from the movie "The Replacements"NEWSIESHomestead Steel StrikeLowell Mill Women's Strike2023-05-071h 09Tournament StyledR. Whom - The Last FoolClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! It's time to say goodbye to the April Fool for now. I'll see you all in 2 years! For this episode, I paid Austin a visit at his apartment on ****** ****** ******** drive.We talked about ice baths, Glen Powell, and Ben Schwartz. I also interviewed Austin and got some of his back story. The tournament this week was...2023-05-011h 08Tournament StyleThe April Fool ReturnsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to the second best theme month we've ever thought of, The April Fool theme month. This month I, Guillermo, host all of the tournaments, and this year I'm surprising Austin with some crazy ones, starting with the Tournament of Riddles. Before we get into that, Austin talks a little bit about Ukon and the conclusion of the NCAA march madness tournament, and uh-oh, what's that I hear? New theme music??Tournament:Villager RiddleMuseum RiddleMagician Riddle The Chicken Riddle2023-04-131h 03Tournament StyleRun on the BankClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! The tournament today is best bank where we break down everything about all the banks to fins the best one. This episode is immediately off the rails as Guillermo eats the biggest food plate of all time while also making food in the oven and burns it. Trust me guys, it was huge. We also bring up some pop culture videos, healthy nutting, and our segment this episode is famous people we want to box. Spoiler alert we're fighting One Direction.2023-04-071h 04Tournament Style3 Year AnniversaryClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! And we're back with another episode of Tournament Style where the tournament today is a fun one. We are doing Best Movie of the 2023 Best Picture Nominees. We also discuss Guillermo's technology troubles, and our segment is Rant this week. It's a bit late since the Oscar's came out but we did record it before we promise.2023-03-201h 05Tournament StyleApples to OrangesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Buckle up because this is a contentious one folks. We got grumpy Guillermo on the pod today and he's complaining about dust. After the complaining about the dust is done with, we also discuss taking friends to the airport, and our segment Real or Fake this week is about Fall Out Boy songs. This week's blindfold February tournament is Best P Fruit. Enjoy!PapayaPassion FruitPeachPearPineapplePlumPomegranatePrune2023-03-061h 01Tournament StyleArtificial Intelligence Generated this Title: Smells like CandlesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Here's another episode of the best theme month we've ever come up with. This week Austin puts on the blindfold and smells 8 different Candles. Before that, we talk about the whole AI thing, Guillermo's waning creative skills, and we close the case on the mystery box of Rice Crispee treats. It's a long episode, so buckle in and enjoy the ride! Here's the tournament:1. Lemon Verbena2. Lavender3. Rose4. Honey Suckle5. Lilac6. Basil7. Peony8. Mint2023-02-271h 15Tournament StyleRace TheoryClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! A brand new episode of Tournament Style is here and we're doing best race. In this episode we discuss Austin running a half-marathon, Guillermo watching his Buffalo Bills lose, and the Academy Awards nominees for Best Picture. The segment this week is Reading Reddit and it's an interesting one. Thanks for listening.2023-02-051h 06Tournament StylePidgeonholedClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We're back with another episode of Tournament Style and this week we're tournamenting best video game movie adaptation. We discuss physics and the concept of time in this one as well as draft NFL mascots. Those who are Team Guillermo are going to want to hear this draft. 2023-01-291h 12Tournament StyleFlu GameClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! It's our flu game. Guillermo has covid and Austin's voice is gone so please be nice to us. In this episode, apart from complaining that we're sick, we discuss so many things. We discuss the Word of the Year, Time's Person of the Year and the interesting movies of this year. If anyone sees Avatar 2 in theaters please never talk to me again. Anyways, thanks for listening!2022-12-211h 07Tournament StyleFriendsgivingClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Guillermo wears the worst shirt in the history of shirts.2022-11-3041 minTournament Style50 Spooky StatesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! The last episode of October before a new theme month is here. We go hard in discussing Halloween this episode so buckle up buttercup. Guillermo also turned 30 yesterday! Expect a new us now that half of us are 30 years old. It's also another 50 states episode so you're in for a good one! Love y'all.2022-11-031h 03Tournament StyleHalloweeniesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello we're back. It's spooky scary skeleton Halloween time and it's another episode of Tournament Style. We wax on the tallest building and how Guillermo pronounces bourgeoisie. We also have new sound board sounds and we talk about us hanging out outside of the podcast. Don't miss our candy draft and decide if Guillermo extends his losing streak.2022-10-301h 01Tournament StyleAustin City LimitsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! If you want to go to Austin City Limits vicariously through us then this is the podcast episode for you. We discuss so much of ACL as we both went and it's also our tournament this week. We also pitch each other another business idea and welcome a new segment, Vulture Culture. We have a great time and we're back with no longer a theme month. Please listen and please enjoy.2022-10-1556 minTournament StyleBedroom Role PlayClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We continue Sextember so as you know don't listen if you know us. Guillermo and I talk a lot in this one and actually bring segments to this episode. Not only that, the segments are sexy! Our weekend talk includes Austin going to New Mexico and talking about we forget stuff on trips like suits and shoes. We also talk about a chess scandal involving butt plugs (which is the only way I can play chess). Lastly, we touch on Adam Levine and tournament on sexiest costumes. 2022-10-0255 minTournament StyleShark Tank WeekClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to Tournament Style! It's Shark Week and in this episode we sort of go off the rails while still being on the rails and take however you'd like. We honor Shark Week this year by entering the tank ourselves and pitching our brain children to each other. Before the tournament, Austin teaches Guillermo about incognito mode, we talk about our weekends, and decide who is the asshole in our new segment, Read Reddit. Please enjoy the episode and Austin actually has a good idea in the tournament...2022-08-111h 08Tournament StyleO Christmas TreeClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Ready or not here we come with another episode of Tournament Style. Not a 12 Days episode but still a good Christmas in July theme month episode. Even though Austin is on vacation we sill bring you the best content you've ever heard. We talk musicals and Guillermo's lack of knowledge on them. We discuss Austin's vacation in Branson, Missouri and of course our work comes up as a topic as always. We also tournament tree toppers this episode. StarBowCowboy HatAngelPop C...2022-07-291h 03Tournament StyleBeach DayClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Mat's back! This is a very fun episode where we catch up with the guest of 2022, our good friend, Mat. If you love listening to 3 best friends hanging out, this is the best episode for you. In this episode we talk about Guillermo being bad at things, Mat explains his gaslighting phase, and we draft beach food and beverages. Spoiler alert: Austin wins another draft. We also tournament the best Super Smash Bros character. MarioDKLinkSamusYoshiKirbyFoxP...2022-07-081h 00Tournament StyleFranklin D RooseveltClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! I'd like to formally apologize for the first 10 minutes of this episode because it might be the most dumb we've ever been of all time. History is dumb and all presidents are actually related. The more you know. In this episode we talk about Guillermo's parents visiting, we take buzzfeed quizzes, and for the tournament we decide the best fry type. Again, apologies for the beginning I really don't know what was wrong with us.Crinkle CutCurlyPotato WedgesSweet PotatoStandard Cut2022-06-261h 00Tournament StyleStranger ThingsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! You can say some things just got strange with this episode. In today's episode, we tournament the best Stranger Things character. With season 4 dropping, we felt it would timely to talk all things Hawkins. Also in this episode we talk about our dental work, Austin's Sports Minute, and Guillermo wrote another scroll. Honestly it's his best work yet but don't tell him I said that. This was a fun tournament so thank you for listening.MikeWillDustinLucasElevenMaxHopper2022-06-141h 08Tournament StyleNicknamesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Guillermo thinks all nicknames are inherently mean so he got one in every episode last year. This year we are taking all 32 of his nicknames from last year and finding the best one in this Cray Cray may episode. We also talk about click baiting, loteria, and field day in this episode. Imagine being a teacher, couldn't be me. They really are braver than the troops. 2022-05-311h 01Tournament StyleTournament of Champions IIClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Spoiler Alert! Snape kills Dumbledore! It's Cray Cray May and in this episode, we talk about previous winners so if you haven't heard the tournaments from earlier in the year you may want to before you hear the champions of the tournaments. Getting into this episode, Guillermo and Austin haven't seen each other in what feels like years so there is a great catch up talk at the beginning of the episode before the tournament. We talk Haim, as well as the Kentucky Derby, and also talk about (REDACTED) for t...2022-05-1259 minTournament StyleTeacher of the YearClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We have the Teacher of Year with us on this episode! Other than that, you know, it's a fine episode. Real talk why are you reading this? Like nobody reads these things get a life! But if you must know you sly, coy dog, then fine I'll tell you. We discuss Guillermo winning an award, Elon buying Twitter, and for the first time in a while we bring back the Thunder Gnome and Guillermo takes a test on evolution. The tournament this week is best table so please enjoy.2022-05-041h 02Tournament StyleYes Joke PodcastClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Wow talk about canaries in a coal mine with this episode. Guillermo takes the reins on this episode and hosts the tournament that he brings. Kind of a crazy episode where we bring the April Fool back and let all of his glory hang out. In this episode, we talk about the recent holidays, us going to see NADD Pod, and Austin's Sports Minute. The tournament for this week is best joke. And take that with a grain of salt because these jokes may not be that great....2022-04-2456 minTournament StyleLas CocktaileriasClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Grover really left Cleveland with this one. We're back with another episode of Tournament Style and ready to let loose with this one. We've done best mixed drink but here with best cocktail might surprise you. In this episode we also talk Guillermo being on BXG, another Austin's Sports Minute, and gaming systems. The tournament of best cocktail is also discussed. This episode is sponsored by Zencastr, my #1 podcast tool. They provide a crystal clear sound and gorgeous HD video. I love that it records separate audio and vi...2022-04-171h 00Tournament StyleCurses In CursiveClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Another fun episode we have here with Guillermo and I talking useless stuff which is what we excel at. We steal this week's tournament from Barstool and tournament a bracket they put out recently, Most Useless Skill. Useless skills are our bread and butter so we had to take it for ourselves. We also talk about doors vs wheels, we go over a dumb thought, and we present Austin's Sports Minute. This episode is sponsored by Zencastr, my #1 podcast tool. They provide a crystal clear sound and gorgeous H...2022-04-111h 03Tournament StyleMad Mascots IVClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! The last episode of March Madness is here and it's the maddest of all. We discuss a lot about the Oscars because everyone in the world had to give a take on it so why not us too. I'm pretty sure Guillermo thinks everyone on a stage deserves to get slapped but you're going to have to listen to find out. The tournament for this last theme episode is Mascots again. Everyone here loves mascots and we also incorporate the small NCAA tournament happening right now. Please don't listen if...2022-04-0558 minTournament Style100th Episode Special part 2Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! 50 facts back to back. Nobody does it like we do here at Tournament Style. We're here to finish what we started in last episode and find the best fact from the years 1900-1999. This is basically episode 1 after our initial 100 and it's just getting better and better. We also talk about our spring breaks and hoe Guillermo has high cholesterol. Thank you and buckle up for 100 more episodes.2022-03-281h 04Tournament StyleMarch MadnessClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Let's get mad! This is it. The final month for themes is here. We are in our March Madness time and we're going to have a great time. In this episode we sort of just gab about all things in our lives right now. We talk Charro Days and Elon at Sombrero Fest, we discuss some Spring Break plans, and Guillermo shares his thoughts on season 1 of Succession. The tournament is the best 'mad' thing and if you don't understand then it's fine because neither do we.Mad...2022-03-061h 06Tournament StyleAnd TwinsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! One of the most fun episodes we've ever recorded, we do this one with a good friend of ours, Mat. We go way back and tell a lot of stories we've had together and the fact that Guillermo and Mat are twins. The vibes and chemistry are just right with this one. Honestly if you just want to hear 3 good friends talk this is episode for you. We also tournament the best 2 thing? Just listen.TwinsSocks & ShoesTerrible Twos2 for $20$2 billDuo2022-02-211h 07Tournament StyleWinter OlympicsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Anybody know Balto? We're here with a 15 seed tournament with every Winter Olympic Event to find the best one. Only losers like Luge and winners do curls for the girls which means you watch Curling. Come and listen to Guillermo talk about the Red Hot Chili Peppers, both of us draft tv and movie dogs, and hear as we basically learn the events as we go. Also, fuck Balto.BiathlonAlpine SkiingBobsleighCross-Country SkiingCurlingFreestyle SkiingIce HockeyLuge2022-02-1159 minTournament StyleApex PredsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We're inebriated and vaccinated as a podcast duo now that we're both roosted and boosted. In this episode we have a lot of fun talking Guillermo getting his shot, Austin rants about Wordle, and also talks NFL playoffs. Someone may or may not also have guessed the Word of the Week! It's an exciting 16 team tournament this episode while we discuss apex predators . Always remember, black fight back, brown lay down, white good night.OrcaGreat White SharkTigerPolar BearBald Eagle...2022-01-211h 10Tournament StyleGuillermo Ruins ChristmasClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Happy holidays! This episode may or may not be late but either way it's always good. We had Christmas and we talk about Christmas. You guessed it, it's all about Christmas. Drunk December continues and we drink while discussing the 8 reindeer that Santa keeps as pets and uses once a year. In this episode, we become an old Ebenezer Scrooge of ourselves and Guillermo talks for about 2/3rds of the episode about all the different times he's ruined Christmas. Please enjoy. Still no Dolph.DasherDancerP...2021-12-2957 minTournament StyleDrunk DecemberClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Another theme month can you believe it. This theme month is drunk December and we're drinking and podcasting. Don't tell the cops! This is a fun episode where we discuss our Spotify wrapped, Austin rants about last/this/next, and we tournament the best drinking games. Please go easy on us and know that we're old. Guillermo dies after 1 hard kombucha.Beer PongKing's Cup/Waterfalls/Card GamesShot RouletteFlip CupMovie Drinking GameQuartersNever Have I Ever/Truth or D...2021-12-121h 04Tournament StyleEver Been to Brussels, Sprout?Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! We might be a little late, but at least we're here. I always say the best ability is availability. In this episode we discuss our Thanksgivings and Guillermo takes a geography quiz to prove his whole life has meant something. He's a regular Slumdog Millionaire. We also tournament best vegetable and have a great time.2021-12-0759 minTournament StyleConnecting the DotsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Please don't hate us but we have no idea how zodiacs work, but we attempt to talk about them anyways. This week the tournament is best zodiac and we're not talking about the killer. We talk a little Thanksgiving as it's coming up, we discuss Austin finally moving into his new apartment, and Guillermo being a boss ass b*tch standing up to all business owners. Thanks for listening. @magicspoon @harry's @manscapedAriesTaurusGeminiCancerLeoVirgoLibraScorpio...2021-11-191h 09Tournament StyleMagic BeansClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Have you ever wanted a fake bean to win a fake tournament that you created? Well here we are back at it again with our bean talk. No one has ever talked about beans as much as this podcast right here. We tournament best bean this episode as well as talk about the movie Eternals, moving apartments, and Guillermo's birthday. P.S. I'm sad I left out Jelly Bean.Garbanzo BeanRefried BeanBlack BeanPinto BeanVanilla BeanCoffee BeanLima...2021-11-141h 03Tournament StyleBesties Favorite MoviesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Movie month is ramping up. This week we do a creative Tournament. We each picked 4 moves and Tournamented them to see who's taste won out in the end. We also talked about Guillermo finally finishing squid game, our scheduled appearance on The BXG Podcast, and Dominoes. *SQUID GAME SPOILERS ALERT*Gone GirlInceptionThe Social NetworkInterstellarCasa BlancaReservoir DogsI Love you ManThe Last Samurai2021-10-191h 07Tournament StyleApple Bottom VACCINESClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Apple Bottom jeans for this mean tween make the queens go "aye my spleens!" Steven Jobs is rolling over in his grave for this episode, where we discuss the Best Apple product (not apple slicers). Guillermo also would like to know if anyone is interest in a buying a VINTAGE SIGNED U2 iPod. Starting the bidding at 2K. We also talk about some upcoming MCU movies, fitness, and Guillermo tries to get familiar with the new sound board.Tournament:MaciPhoneiPad2021-09-2157 minTournament StyleAuguestClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Another theme month coming at you with Auguest! We have a guest on and that guest is Dino. The tournament this week is brought to us by our guest and of course it's pizza pizza. We're trying to see if anybody out pizzas the hut and if better ingredients really does make better pizza. Guillermo also forgot how to use a mic for half of the episode so sorry for any audio troubles!Domino'sPizza HutLittle Caesar's Papa John'sMarco's PizzaMOD Pi...2021-08-061h 00Tournament StyleDon't Call It A ComebackClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We're here discussing the Olympics and the discontinued sports that we think should be brought back. In this episode we also talk Bezos going to space, A Quiet Place 2, and Guillermo quizzes Austin on ought's rock music. We have a lot of fun this episode and hope you enjoy.PoloTug of WarCricketJeu de PaumeLacrosseMotor BoatingCroquetRoque2021-07-311h 02Tournament StyleWelcome to the Space JamClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Come on and slam and welcome to the jam. We have a ton of fun in this episode where Guillermo gives Austin covid live on the podcast. We record this one in the same room and it's always a blast when we come together. We tournament Looney Tunes characters this episode to find the best one in honor of Space Jam 2 coming out. We also talk about the pronunciation of words and Guillermo goes to the Thunder Gnome once again. Bugs BunnyDaffy DuckLola Bunny2021-07-231h 11Tournament StyleDecathlonClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! In this episode we tournament the 10 events in a Decathlon. It's almost Olympic time, so we thought it would fit right in. We also discuss a couple of movies one real one fake. Guillermo also steps foot in another Thunder Gnome and rants about whether or not to mask up these days. This was a fun one please enjoy.2021-07-091h 10Tournament Style50 NiftyClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We're back with the final episode of Rejunevenate with our most popular tournament episode in 50 states. We get a little off the rails in this episode because it's a 50 team tournament as opposed to our normal 8. We also discuss which pokemon we think we are, what sparks joy in Guillermo's life, and how we've been seemingly nowhere in the United States. Please enjoy.2021-07-031h 10Tournament StylePiano ManClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We are so lucky to have two experts of music on this episode of Tournament Style. Guillermo has a master's degree in voice and Austin played the saxophone in middle school band class. So when you think about it, kind of the same skill level. This episode is where we discuss the best instrument to learn so you're going to want to listen. We also talk about other things I guess I don't know just listen or whatever.Guitar/BassPianoVoiceDrums/Percussion...2021-05-281h 02Tournament StyleGlizzys In GermanyClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Glizzy Glizzy Glizzy Glizzy rocking everywhere! We're back and we're talking glizzys. More specifically we're talking about where the best place to eat them is. Honestly, no place is a bad place to eat a glizzy if the glizzy is barking. We also play another lyric game and Austin takes Guillermo to the Thunder Gnome. Trust me, you're not going to want to miss this one.Sporting EventPark/BBQ/OutsideGermany/AbroadMovie TheaterHot Dog Eating ContestYour CarYour...2021-05-2156 minTournament StyleGuillermo's In The Thunder GnomeClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there listening and everyone who has a mom. In this episode we have a fun tournament discussing the best tv show moms and basically how funny they are. This episode also covers more lore about Guillermo and his storied past. If you've ever wanted to know why Guillermo hates apostrophes and why Austin hates gnomes this is the episode for you. What temperature do you sleep at?Kitty FormanClaire DunphyLois GriffinCersei LannisterMoira...2021-05-1354 minTournament StyleKentucky DerbyClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We are finally back where we're supposed to be with Austin hosting and Guillermo hosting too but less so. I hope you keep us in mind in the way we are and give us some besos during your midnight bourbon. This episode you will hear us discuss the best Kentucky Derby horse names as well as try out new segments and complain about the US Postal Service. 2021-05-061h 02Tournament StyleHouse FoolClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! The April Fool, Guillermo's, last episode of hosting is here. Everybody can rejoice that the day is here and we no longer have to hear Guillermo's hosting. In this episode we kind of have a guest on. Jeremy joins us to talk about Game of Throne Houses. We also talk about the Queen of the England, and selfies. StarkLannisterTargaryenBaratheonMartellTyrellGreyjoyBolton2021-04-291h 11Tournament StyleNo Joke PodcastClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Another episode of The April Fools theme month continues as Guillermo continues to steer the ship. This week contains no jokes as we dive into a very serious topic and take inspiration from some of our favorite podcasters in the game. We also discuss who each of us would box and actually call people out to fight. Please listen as we talk about hats and such.2021-04-2256 minTournament StyleIntern ReneClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Another week of The April Fool theme month means another week of Guillermo killing the hosting duties. In this episode we have our intern Rene on for the first time and have an absolute blast discussing cartoons. Even though our numbers are down, it doesn't mean we are. In this episode we also talk about our cars and driving and knowing each other through the boy scouts.2021-04-141h 00Tournament StyleThe April FoolClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Look behind you we're right there. April Fools! We totally got you. Anyway here's Wonderwall. Just kidding you can't play songs in a sentence we got you again didn't we? If you like April Fool's Day, want to hear the history of a marathon, or just love off the rails Guillermo, you'll love this episode. We tournament the holiday/mythical fun time things and that's the best explanation you're going to get. Please rate and review.Tooth FairyCupidSanta ClausEaster BunnyLeprechauns 2021-04-071h 04Tournament StyleKing GuillermoClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Ever risk it all on a pair of 9's with the flop showing no face cards, and you're just waiting for the checks to come in so you can see the river card for free, but the big blind goes all in so you're forced to make a move? Yeah, me neither. But I do know what a mint julep is and have seen all of Game of Thrones so that's something. Please gamble responsibly.Poker/Blackjack/Card GamesSports BettingHorse RacingCraps/Dice...2021-03-2452 minTournament StyleGuillermo's Flu GameClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! This is sort of a crazy one so strap in folks. If you've never seen The Room then after this episode you'll basically be able to say you have. We talk about Austin's haircut, we dive deep into Guillermo's voice acting, and overall have a great time talking about nothing while trying to make sure Guillermo stays alive. Oh and we also tournament tweets or whatever.2021-03-091h 00Tournament StyleMust Have Super PowersClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Yeah, I go on and on can't understand how I last so long. I must have the super powers last 223 thousand hours. If you've ever wanted to know which super power is definitively the best then here is the only place to find out. In this episode we discuss Guillermo maybe leaving the podcast, the fact that Austin is jealous of birds, and if it's ammonal to compete in the Olympics with super powers. 2021-03-031h 07Tournament StyleIs Oat Milk the Goat Milk?Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! We went full vegan this episode and tried some milk substitutes for this tournament. This was a fun episode as Austin was blindfolded and Guillermo fed him milk straight from the almond's nipples. We also complained about $GME and Jeff Bezos because of course we did. And MacKenzie call Guillermo why not?Rice MilkCoconut MilkWalnut MilkAlmond MilkOat MilkFlax MilkSoy MilkCashew Milk2021-02-1152 minTournament StyleTree ShantyClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Ever hear 2 grown men talk about trees for an hour? Well no should ever do that, BUT if you wanted to here is that episode for you. We discuss childhood memories of Guillermo never climbing a tree as well as his Bills losing. Guillermo also sings this whole episode so if you want to hear a literal master at voice go at it then please listen to this.OakPineMaplePalmCedarWillowElm2021-01-2853 minTournament StyleMore MascotsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! That's right fam you guessed it! In this episode we talk about more mascots LOL 😂. We get so goofy and zany in this episode you don't want to miss a second ⏳. Guillermo falls off the caffeine wagon that nobody circles like the Buffalo Bills. And Austin breaks down his love languages or whatever 💕. Oh and we talk about football for a bit I guess.Green Bay PackersNew Orleans SaintsCleveland BrownsBuffalo BillsBaltimore RavensKansas City ChiefsTampa Bay Buccaneers Los A...2021-01-1300 minTournament Style2 Fast 2 FoodClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Live fast and eat fast food is how I live. In this episode we talk about the Border Patrol, Guillermo's fear of eating a lot around Austin, and we occasionally tournament fast food places. Please listen then go order 40 frosties and some sawsome sauce.McDonald's Taco BellChick-fil-AWendy's Jack in the BoxKFCDairy QueenBurger King2020-11-181h 00Tournament StyleGuillermo's Rant (Fall)Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! Oh boy you're in for a doozy of an episode with this one. We let Guillermo go full send on his rants this week and he's 100% correct on all of them. We discuss the time change, the fact that we call the season both Autumn and Fall, and just everything wrong the autumnal season.2020-09-2251 minTournament StyleNumber Juan AlcoholClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Our friend Juan joined us for this very special episode where we discussed all things mixed drinks. We bring up his wedding and go into detail on all the things Guillermo thinks are from America. 2020-09-0159 min