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How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS05/Episode 5: A conspiracy of decencyIn a bizarre turn of events Dan has fired Todd. If that wasn’t bad enough Kaya is at a small businesses owners conference. But never fear dear listener because Sam, Dan and Dom are here back to talk about the joys of unsafe sex, how the middle class should fuck up and some TV show no ones ever heard of that Sam loves. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2021-03-0454 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS05/Episode 4: Patient zero for Giardia.....A surprisingly upbeat episode this week as grim realities set upon us. Sam wants a buffy tattoo, Dom wants to kill his neighbours, Kaya wants a lockdown and Todd wants a massage.  If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2021-02-161h 03How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS05/Episode 3: Bulldoze the mastubatoriumThis week Dom confesses his Orwellian dream of rearing angry cows and disenfranchised youth on that piece of land in Northland he can’t afford, Dan’s house is ripped down around him and Todd and Kaya continue to chastise the National Party... or was it the Labour Party? I mean who can tell the difference anymore, tune in to find out.  If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2021-02-1251 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS05/Episode 2: Set fire to the building you live in and go fuck in the streetThis week we plan a public assault on Simon Bridges, Dom tells a beautiful love story involving a cop and we define "libs"  If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2021-02-0658 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS05/Episode 1: Mole ratLike the NZ Police we are back in your private property looking for something innocent to assault (your ears). It's Season 5, brand new year same old hosts, same old sneaky Danisms. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2021-01-271h 02How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS04/Episode 10: New Year Special Award Ceremony Organisation HourThe world may fall apart but the HNTBAA awards are forever. We round out the year with some serious dissection of this years best and most abysmal. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2021-01-071h 13How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS04/Episode 9: Repo Man Film breakdown analysis specialDom’s back and he’s made Todd and Dan watch Repo Man.  The 3 idiots incoherently breakdown what they liked about the film.  Then they give up and try to find a good private investigator to keep tabs on Dan over the silly season.  If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-12-2449 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS04/Episode 8: "I don't listen to my writing teacher. Ft Hohepa Te Moana.This week's guest Hohepa Te Moana wants his charger back and Maori wards established. Todd and Kaya convince Hohepa to get into a political career he'll later resent and we lament the bond we used to have with Dom. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-12-171h 08How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS04/Episode 7: Queer as fuck. Ft Daniel SandersThis week, Daniel Sanders talks about queer stuff as it pertains to representation in art here in NZ, the ways in which this has been lacking, and also some strategies going forward where a queer methodology might just save us all!  If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-12-1051 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS04/Episode 6: Well pretty much had a mental breakdown Ft. CushlaDescription: This weeks guest is the abundant, mother, twerker, sex worker and “influencer” Cushla. We chat woo woo and small towns whilst alienating our last three Patreons by excluding Todd and Dominic completely.  If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-12-0200 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS04/Episode 5: I hope there are no nazi ducks, I love ducks Ft. Colin MitchelThis weeks guest is playwright, coffee Barron and arms dealer Colin Mitchel. Dom’s back from a stressful month of unemployment, Todd is still plotting revenge on that guy in the mall and Dan refuses to answer any of our questions.  If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA  2020-11-2600 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS04/Episode 4: And what happens at the end of monopoly? Ft. Emily EdrosaThis week our guest Emily Edrosa and Todd soberly reel in a very drunk Kaya as we discuss Emily's cartoon reality in LA and her return home to begrudgingly play some shows. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-11-1300 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS04/Episode 3: I'm not a Maori Curator! Ft. Tyson CampbellThis week the HNTBAA team unpacks the potential benefits of a Maori world view under settler paradigms with Tyson Campbell, assistant curator at Art Space Aotearoa. We talk about his experiences facilitating first-people's cultural output in Melbourne, how similar strategies could be implemented here in New Zealand, and his hopes for Pakeha culture engaging with Kaupapa as a two way street. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-11-0400 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS04/Epsiode 2: Sacred land for the Mike Hoskings of the world. Ft. Lourdes VanoThis week we speak with Activist and Green Party candidate for Manurewa Lourdes Vano. We pulse check the political veins of the country following another deflating election. It's not all doom and gloom though as we solve our golf problems. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-10-2700 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS04/Episode 1: The most furious masturbator.It's season 4 season! We are joined by our new hosts Kaya Sparke and Sam Te Kani (Demi was incapacitated) to discuss the election fallout and Judith Collins son. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-10-2400 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 26: The meat grinderIt's the season finale! Dan has taken up swinging, Dom got rich and Todd got some CBD oil. This week we peer into an uncertain future and excavate some hope for our listeners. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-10-1400 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 25: Dan FictionDom is off searching for a new lampshade but James saves the day with some Dan fiction. It's your usual fix of politics, trying to figure out Dan's movements and utter nonsense. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-09-3049 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 24: If we put our heads together we can really fuck this up. Ft. JJ PetersThis week we are joined by JJ Peters who has had a fuck of a year. We dig up a review of Dom's play and Dan auditions for JJ's IG live series on mental health but leaves a lot to be desired. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-09-231h 05How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 23: You don’t know shit about bugstidermy.Dom is back and appears to be regulating his emotions well, Todd explores the decor of the rabbit hole and we form rival youth work organisations. Stay for the dulcety guided meditation! If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-09-161h 02How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Bonus Episode 5 (Patreon Only Release)On this weeks bonus we realise our final form as relationship experts,  Todd inevitably spills beer on his laptop and Dom explains his future  plans (he's going for a walk with his mum). If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-09-0944 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 22: Growing up poor prepares you for being broke. Ft. Mara TKThis week we are joined by a heavy hearted Mara TK. Mara discusses his brother Billy TK and his concerns around the last few months. Sounds dark huh? Don't worry, we bookended things with laughs and made some time to discuss Mara's incredible art. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-09-041h 12How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Bonus Episode 5 TeaserOn this weeks bonus we realise our final form as relationship experts, Todd inevitably spills beer on his laptop and Dom explains his future plans (he's going for a walk with his mum). If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-08-3004 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 21: I'll fight the entire literary community. Ft. Essa May Ranapiri.This weeks guest is poet and artist Essa May Ranapiri. We talk about sonnets, how Todd has been living his dream of hanging out with dads and the dire state of politics in this stupid country. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-08-281h 03How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 20: They were there fighting nazis. Ft. Tina NgataThis weeks guest is Tina Ngata. Tina is an environmental and indigenous rights advocate, a writer/journalist and is leading the charge in exampling a compassionate approach to dealing with people who’s rightful distrust in institutions has made them vulnerable to harmful conspiracy. https://www.patreon.com/tinangata/posts If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA  2020-08-191h 16How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Epsiode 19: A real trash fire of a person. Ft. David FarrierThe HNTBAA plot to friend trap David Farrier enters its third chapter this week as he unwittingly guests under the presumption we want his insights into NZPP, Qanon and other such nonsense. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-08-121h 03How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 18: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Ft. Nobody (again)With a guest withdrawal leaving us to our own devices the gang is forced to get very meta, Dom shows his beatboxing chops and we relive the time a fancy restaurant denied us service. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-08-0557 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Bonus Episode 4 TeaserThe bonus train rolls on collecting all the cheap beer in it's path. Are our Dad's ok? Why are suits corny? Has Dan been having sex? We cossack around the answers to your questions in true HNTBAA fashion. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-07-2404 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Epsiode 17: If I punch you, you’re gonna die or something. Ft. MayonaizeThis weeks guest is artist, tattooer and muscly cherub Mayonaize aka Mr Wormsley. He doesn't like to discuss art so he does some while we wander the conversational streets of dogshit and fireworks. Dom identifies the meth users in politics and Dan tires of choking story. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-07-221h 13How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 16: Sickle wielding maniacs Ft. Ricardo Menendez-March.This weeks guest is Green Party list MP and AAAP Co-ordinator Ricardo Menendez-March. We discuss respectability politics, who is really fronting up for the people and Dom's dreams of joining a D&D gang take a tremendous blow. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-07-151h 07How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Bonus Episode 3: The idiots guide to communism Ft. Nat Jaques.In the first in a series of bonus episodes exploring ideologies for layman’s like your hosts, we speak to academic and activist Nat Jaques about communism, Marxism social change and the time Chilli attacked her. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-07-1149 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 15: No offense, but people that look like you. Ft. Toyah HoetzelThis weeks guest is Toyah Hoetzel. Toyah did a brief stint as a cop in Melbourne before moving into social work. We discuss toxic work culture, healing from that and whether she ever arrested Dom for stealing bananas. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-07-081h 04How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Bonus Episode 3 TeaserTo hear the full episode head to www.patreon.com/HNTBAA and become a patron.2020-07-0405 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 14: The machete was stuck in my leg Ft. Adam TukiriThis weeks guest is Adam Tukiri aka Dhamarat. We discuss his new song Arms Down and performing with passion. We eulogise Kath and Kim star Paula Bennet and Adam gives us an exclusive song included in the episode! If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-07-011h 10How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeSO3/EPISODE 13: High school is like capitalist society, its way more fun if you set things on fire.This weeks guest had better things to do than come on our stupid podcast but never fear because we soldiered on regardless. Join us as we discuss poetry, diseases and Dan getting arrested for pissing in public. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-06-241h 07How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 12: We had to give him some meth to let him keep it going. Ft. Elyssia Ra'nee Wilson-HetiThis weeks guest is Elyssia Ra'nee Wilson-Heti. She is a blogger, activist, actress and member of FAF SWAG. We discuss sex education through cultural experience, nudity in theatre and the time Todd and Dom went undercover to expose hollywood creeps. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-06-171h 02How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 11: Nobody wants to know what you had for dinner" Ft. Demi HunzikerThis weeks guest is artist, activist and Only Fans hustler Demi Hunziker. Todd's neighbours try to kill each other in the background but we keep it cool, discussing sex work, why The Warehouse is the devil and David Seymour's knitting abilities. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-06-101h 05How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Bonus Episode 2 TeaserTo hear the full episode head to www.patreon.com/HNTBAA and become a patron.2020-06-0605 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 10: People don’t wanna believe I live in Hamilton. Ft. Raiza BizaThis week we speak to Rwandan slash Hamiltonian artist Raiza Biza. Dom wonders if he left the oven on as he BLM marches, Todd is pissed off and Raiza is in a creative hibernation groove. The police are not ok, Dan is ok and the kids are definitely ok. Leon Taylor's givealittle - https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/support-for-leon-taylor-aka-the-basketball-yeti?fbclid=IwAR2XOPKLirTZxs2soYdGtyHcNyq9N07sq-z21EhD5QVlvsA4LoJm5xiOnTM If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-06-031h 17How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 9: They missed out on getting good at shoplifting. Ft. Chlöe SwarbrickThis weeks guest is the indomitable Chloe Swarbrick of the Green Party. We deep dive on Todd Muller, dog grooming and how mean word clouds probably won't end civilisation as we know it. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-05-271h 18How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Bonus Episode 1: "I feel like a breathing machine for my dick"Welcome to our first bonus episode where we ask all your burning questions about  politics, The Wire and Todd talks about how he wanted to punch someone in the mall but didn’t. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-05-221h 22How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 8: Thats why I'm sitting in my garage podcasting.Who needs guest when you have a private hell of thoughts to divulge and friends at the IRD. This week we ponder life affecting art, a big week in NZ politics and ducks. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-05-2059 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 7: You can’t get in the car until you admit evolution is real. Ft. Joel BirchThis weeks guest is artist and lead singer of Amity Affliction, Joel Birch.  We talk to Joel in his car about mental illness, taking too much acid and the time him and Todd pushed a car into a river on tour If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-05-141h 11How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 6: If you meet with Prince Charles I'll break up with you Ft. Kristina CavitThis week we get mindful with The Kindess Institute founder and NZer of the year runner up Kristina Cavit. Dom and Krissy leap at the opportunity to undo a terrible grievance done to Todd and Dan contemplates the fiscal benefits of carparks and shoplifting rings. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-05-061h 10How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 5: Hard to explain to people in the hood. Ft. Kaya SparkeThis week our heroes do battle with time itself. A race against the clock as Dom has eaten a weed brownie and might be rendered mute within the hour. Our brilliant guest Kaya Sparke puts Todd in his place and Dan drums up some business for his Uber endeavour. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-04-291h 18How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 4: Die Boris die. Ft. Tom ScottThis week our guest Tom Scott hits his dak vape and explains relativity, Todd recounts a sexy dream and we ponder the morality of fighting babies. The startling discovery that Dom is indeed an avatar of Ralph from sapranos has us all reevaluating our lives. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-04-221h 08How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 3: Do you use the dick flap? Ft. Kara KupeThis week we lay out our 10 step plan to running your own flailing business. We dig deeper into the enigma of Dan as guest and underwear impresario Kara Kupe dishes all the dirt. And we find out why Dom is pretty much NZ’s very own Beyonce. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA  2020-04-151h 03How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 2: Well, you don't go outside. Ft. Lubin Rains & Louisa JonesAs we enter the second week of lock down, the 3 idiots have reached out to their friends Lubin and Louisa to come on and talk about labour as a concept, the union movement and what the future could look like post COVID-19.  Louisa is Assistant General Secretary of First Union and Lubin is one of the smartest people we know and a mean cook. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-04-0858 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS03/Episode 1: Why'd ya get em then, dickhead?The environment is breaking down, a pandemic is sweeping the globe and  Dominic’s dog keeps getting this weird rash on his stomach. But never fear, after a 4 year hiatus Todd, Dominic and bloody Dan, are back for season 3 of everyones favourite podcast. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-04-0155 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 16: James CrowThis weeks guest is co owner of Little Island Coconut Creamery, Nice Blocks and founder of Gimmie Shleter, James Crow. We talk about homelessness, starting a business and find out what Dan has in common with Brock Lesner. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-221h 17How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 15: Cori Gonzales-MacuerThis weeks guest is comedian and actor, Cori Gonzalez-Macuer. We talk about comedy, try our best not to talk about UFC 200, and Todd gets to the bottom of why people in Chile call each other Asshole. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-211h 02How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 14: Chloe Ann KingThis week we sit down with writer and activist Chloe Ann King to discuss shitty jobs, working class pride/shame and Vikings vs Game of Thrones. Dan tells us a tale of woe about his foray into extreme sports, Todd talks about the joys of WINZ and Dominic complains incessantly about his sore neck. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-02-201h 08How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 13: NobodyThis week to celebrate our 50th episode we don’t have any pesky guests to get in the way of the inane banter. We talk about bullying, Dan’s fancy new haircut, Todd’s new video and Dan finally emerges from the shadows in all his sexy glory. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-1959 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 12: Sam TanieluThis week we sit down with teacher, former member of Breakin Wreckwordz and avid tramper, Sam Tanielu. We talk about education and raps, Todd regales the time he escaped from the cops with some loot, Dan tries half heartedly to answer our general questions, and Dominic is disgusted in everyones love of rugby. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-181h 25How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 11: Alex, Ryan & Greg From MukpuddyWith Dom back in the city and Dan's Uber career in the toilet, the team decided to get things rolling again. This week they sit down with animators Alex, Ryan and Greg to discuss their new show, The Barefoot Bandits. Todd devises an ingenious measure of success in New Zealand, Dan recounts the time he tried virtual reality and was stuck in a windowless room for 12 hours, and and Alex and Ryan talk about the joys of owning heaps of toys as adults. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com...2020-02-171h 12How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 10: Nick Ikarus, Jay Roacher and JoelWhile Dominic is off traveling the country on a poetry adventure he stopped off to interview his good friends Jay Roacher, Ikarus DTDcrew, Joel Rickerby and Madeline. They talk about graffiti, fatherhood and Nicks peculiar fashion choices. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-161h 06How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 9: SPYCC & INFThis week we sit down with SWIDTs INF and Spycc to talk about raps, Onehunga, and Dan's drug problem. INF enjoys an industrial sized Up&Go, Dom mercifully doesn't have hay fever and Todd confesses to losing his dance stamina. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-151h 28How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episdoe 8: MZWETWOThis weeks podcast is with musician and all round genius Mzwetwo. We talk about ambition, passion and what Lui Tui has done with Todd's car. Todd talks about following Dan's lead and getting into the Uber market and Dan and Lui learn the meaning of the word forlorn. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-02-141h 13How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 7: The 3rd Inaugrel Live PodcastJust like the Paul Henry show but different, we discussed identity with our esteemed panel comprised of Nadia Abu Shanab, Tanu Gago and Ken Arkind. Dom and Ken did some poetry, Sigrid dazzled the crowd with her DMC set and Todd drank all the Hallertau. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-131h 01How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 6: Henrietta HarrisOn this weeks podcast we speak to artist and podcast enthusiast Henrietta Harris, we grow one step closer to finding a private investigator, Todd has a nasty looking rash, Henrietta puts every other artist to shame with her work ethic and talks about Jonah Hill being a fan. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-121h 21How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 5: Dan VeintIf you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-111h 29How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 4: Eno x Dirty x Lui TuiThis week we sit down with Eno & Dirty and talk about Porn, the Pride parade, Ponsonby, Police, politicians and Dan's drug problem. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-101h 08How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 3: Sarah LarnachThis week we sit down with Grammy nominated artist Sarah Larnach to talk about art, being a pervert, killing and saving pets, Dan's double life and hiring a private investigator. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-091h 06How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 2: Hallertau Brewery & The Dippies (again)This week the 3 idiots along with Owen and Erin Dippie, venture out to the Hallertau brewery to talk with owner/ beer captain Steve about beer, cheese, Australia day and Dan discovers his love for hops. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-081h 11How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS02/Episode 1: Liam FinnThat's right ladies and gentlemen, New Zealnd's 6th most popular podcast returns bigger and better than ever (well, we updated the theme song) This weeks guest is none other than Liam Finn. We talk about song writing, love and the TPPA. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-071h 18How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 37: Whammy Fest (LIVE)Did Mike Hosking turn up to fight Todd? has David Farrier met David Farrar? Will Tusiata Avia relentless mock Dominic and do an amazing poem? Will Ra Pomare over come his nerves? The answer to all these questions will be revealed in this weeks podcast. There's also music from Emily Edrosa and Matthew Crawley plus banana bread galore. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-061h 11How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 36: David DallasThis weeks guest is rapper and lego enthusiast David Dallas. We talk about tennis, rap battles, Todd punching people and the downside of social initiatives. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-051h 10How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 35: Frankie AdamsThis weeks guest is actor Frankie Adams. We talk about the perils of being famous in New Zealand, the time Dominic was almost on Shortland St and Frankie admits she's confident she could beat the shit out of Dan. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-0445 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 34: Keisha Castle-HughesWith Todd fresh out of the cells we sit down with actress and national treasure Keisha Castle-Hughes to discuss L.A, marriage, solo motherhood, the time our Prime Minister ran from her and of course Game of Thrones. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-02-031h 09How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 33: Julie Ann GenterOur guest today is Greens mp Julie Ann Genter. Julie discusses sustainable communities, gut bacteria and engaging the disenfranchised. Todd offers tattoo advice, Dominic tries to explain Anarcho-syndicalism and Dan reveals that he's been vegetarian for five years. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-02-021h 01How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 32: Coco's CantinaOn this weeks episode of the worlds most popular podcast we sit down with Renee and Damaris Coulter, owners of Coco's Cantina. We talk about the highs and lows of hospitality, the horrors of Howick and how amazing Manwa Ora was. Dan had one too many beers and had to drink some green tea to calm down. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-02-011h 34How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 31: Chelsea JadeThis weeks guest is singer Chelsea Jade. We talk about the healing power of The Gilmore Girls, losing your mind on a meditation retreat and the ins and outs of art school. We throw caution and time keeping to the wind for the longest podcast yet! If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-311h 29How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 30: Erin Dippie & Own DippieThis week we talk to art power couple and best friends Erin and Own Dippie. In this episode Owen and Erin talk about selling art to T.I, traveling the world and suicide, Todd talks about helping children, Kristina speaks Spanish and Dominic wishes death on all the rugby players in the world. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-291h 02How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 29: Mathew CrawleyOn this weeks episode we sit down with Aucklands most gracious host Matthew Crawley. We discuss the future of Auckland, why Ponsonby is the worse place this side of Afghanistan, LL Cool J and Dominic explains why Mark Leishman rung him up at 9 in the morning. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-01-281h 15How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 28: Team DynamiteThis week is a momentous moment in podcast history, New Zealand's second most popular podcast has become mobile! This episode is recorded in Haz from Team Dynamites kitchen where we are joined by Haz himself and the other members of the group Lucky Lance and Tony Teez. We talk about work ethic, OMC, synthetic ketamine, raps and the joys of sandwiches. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-271h 03How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 27: Elliot O'Donnell & Olivia LaitaToday's guests are world renowned graffiti artist Elliot “Askew” O'Donnell and his partner/business manager and artist in her own right, Olivia Laita. We talk about the joys of being old men been in hip hop, working together as a couple, New Zealand's hip hop and graffiti history, Dominic's emcee battle with German graffiti legend Atom and Olivia giving up a promising science career to manage artists. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-261h 13How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 26: FAF SwagThis week is our biggest podcast yet with 6 guests. We are proud to be joined by the members of FAF SWAG to talk about queer pacific identity, dancing, how everyone hates cops, beers, church and Hamilton. The beers and sexual innuendos flowed freely and even Dan’s cat refrained from attacking our guests. Here’s a link to the film Paris Is Burning we mention a bunch of times - www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWuzfIeTFAQAnd a link to FAF SWAGS website - fafswagball.com If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patr...2020-01-251h 06How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 25: Marek PeszynskiOn tonight's show we have self proclaimed prince of Wellington, producer, DJ and one half of Eastern Bloc, Marek Peszynki. We discuss how Marek went from DJing with his feet in Parnell Rise to bootlegging Beatles records in London, Todd reveals his business plan of pimping out Dan and Dominic asks a series of inane questions. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-241h 03How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 24: The Variety Show (LIVE)This weeks podcast is the very special live How Not To Be An Asshole variety show recorded at the wild and wondrous Whammy Bar, last Thursday. In an effort to raise enough money to allow the podcast to become mobile we gathered some of our favourite people together and put on a show complete with music, talking, news stories, idiocy, a lone incoherent heckler, shitty questions, amazing insights and beers. Featuring: Richie Hardcore Steward Samuel Te Kani, Renee and Demaris Coulter from Coco's Cantina and the music stylings of Emily Edrosa, Mzwètwo, Jeremy Cosmo Potts and Todd's D...2020-01-231h 59How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 23: Michele A'CourtDespite a hail storm that shut down Ponsonby rd for 3 minutes we managed to get another podcast in the can. This week we sit down with comedian, author and social commentator Michele A'Court who kindly braved the elements to answer our inane questions . We talk about her recent book “Stuff I Should Of Told My Daughter”,been a What Now Host and Dominic's ambitions to be a stand up comedian. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-221h 02How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 22: Lubin RainsGiddy off the roaring success of the last episode of everyones favourite podcast we brought a dozen beers and prepared ourselves for what would no doubt be a further ascension towards us becoming the podcast queens we've always dreamed of. Our guest this week is Lubin Rains, lead singer in the rock'n roll band The Vietnam War, lover of all things mysterious and generally amazing man. Find out the ridiculous name of Lubin and Dominic's first rap group, Why Lubin thinks robots are humanities only hope and the ethics behind theft as told by three reprobates. If...2020-01-211h 08How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 21: Tom Scott & Lui TuiasauDan is sick, Todd has a part time job and Dominic had to move a suit case of his dirty clothes from Laingholm to Sandringham. Despite what would be considered insurmountable odds by most podcasters, the gang got together and interviewed Tom Scott and Lui Tuiasau of @Peace, Home Brew and Average Rap Band fame. The five friends covered themes such as rap music, making and losing money, madness and assaulting Willy Moon. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-201h 19How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 20: Emily Litler & Sigrid YiakmisThis weeks guests are Street Chant front woman Emily Littler and former librarian and radio personality Sigrid Yiakmis. We talk about music, following your dreams, living life to the fullest and why Sigrid cried during mad max. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-01-191h 08How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 19: Leilani MomoiseaDominic had to return early from new york because he had sore feet so once again the podcast kings are reunited. This week we talk to Leilani Momoisea about cultural appropriation, rich people and wheres better Napier or South Auckland. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-01-181h 03How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 18: JJ PetersWhile Dom is gallivanting round the globe and Dan does fuck knows what Todd tries his hand at the helm with former guest turned co-host Richie Hardcore to chat to rap screaming heartthrob JJ Peters. Whilst getting to the bottom of liquor store hour reform the trio discuss tour life, social anxiety and whether or not Dom will return from his trip wearing cravats. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-171h 05How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 17: Scott & JeremyOn this weeks installment we sit down with “musicians” Jeremy Potts (Rackets) and Scott Brown (Dfdhd's) and try to cobble together an interview over some delicious cakes. We were excited to talk to a couple of millennials and find out about the loves and fears of young people. Unfortunately no one remembered to prepare any questions and the conversation descends into incoherent nonsense and discussion around the science of necrophilia.
Other highlights include Scott trying a Twinkie for the first time, Dominic having hay fever and Jeremy talking about his blossoming acting career. If you want to help s...2020-01-161h 01How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 16: Israel AdesanyaYou ever met someone who could spin-kick your head out the stratosphere but is so disarming you'd give them your last cigarette? This week our hosts did when they sat down with pro-fighter Israel Adesanya to discuss being sure of yourself in conservative New Zealand and his recent trip to the states to spar with UFC superstars. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-151h 06How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 15: Jared AbbottThis week our friends sit down with fellow washed up rapper and founder of Breakin Wreck Wordz, Jared Abbott aka Cyphanetik They talk about the good old days losing money, rap “beefs”, fighting and the time Jared had to choke out Dan. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-141h 07How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 14: David FarrerDan got a brand new coffee machine! Things are looking up. This week we are very excited to sit down with one of New Zealand's only surviving journalist with a heart and a sense of humour, David Farrier. The conversation meanders from the madness that was Real Talk, professional tickling to the pros and cons of coming out in public. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-01-131h 09How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 13: Mohamed HassenIt's hard not to be excited about the future of New Zealand when buying a house in Hamilton has become front page news and if that wasn't enough, we have yet another episode of HNTBAA aka Three Idiots And A Cat. This weeks guest is the well dressed, spoken word poet, Mohamed Hassan. Once again we try and get to the bottom of what Dan's been up to, talk about Islam within New Zealand, geopolitics, the Middle East, and the ins and outs of op shopping. If you want to help support the podcast head to https...2020-01-121h 07How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 12: Russell BrownJohn Campbell may have quit but never fear because New Zealand's favorite podcast shows no signs of slowing down. This episode we talk to media commentator, Russell Brown about drug laws, being a good citizen and how Paul Henry is a charming asshole. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-111h 07How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 11: Tom Anderson & Joe SilvaThis week our hosts are back fueled by "special" cocktails made by barman Joe under the watchful eye of his boss and small business owner Tom. After a couple listens to the theme song we discuss the finer points of punk rock ethic, wanking injuries and Todd negotiates his way into a free vegan pie. How Not To Be An Asshole. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-101h 15How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 10: Sarin ModdleCan you believe we've reached episode ten? If we had the budget we'd let off some fireworks but instead we bought Dan's cat some Jimbos. This week we talk to Sarin Moddle, broadcaster, feminist and fan of Justin Bieber. The conversation roams from the definition of cisgender, Todd's former career as a super hero, sex workers and the ins and outs of relationships If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-091h 09How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 9: Cliff HarveyHere we are again ladies and gentlemen, another week and another episode of everyone's favorite podcast. This week we speak to naturopath and nutritionist Cliff Harvey about autoimmune diseases, nutrition and why Dan should probably abstain from drinking Coke Life. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA 2020-01-081h 06How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 8: Nadia From AAAPIt's been a hard week for everyone. Our idiot leader had his hair fetish exposed, Todd and Dom sat down with an accountant and Dan had to flea bomb the house. But its all going to be ok because Nadia from the Auckland Action Against Poverty group, which stands up to the governments vilification of the poor and vulnerable, came on and talked about the joys of protesting, the fucking cat turns up and ruins everything and everyone drinks whiskey. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-071h 01How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 7: Emory DouglasHere you are folks, another episode of your favorite podcast. Its like the Paul Henry show if Paul Henry had a heart or Seven Sharp if Mike Hosking had a brain or Good Morning if Dan's cat was some washed up celebrity. This week our heroes speak to none other than Emory Douglas, Former minster of culture for the Black Panthers and one of the most inspiring people you'll ever meet. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-061h 07How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 6: Sam Te KaniIf you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-051h 01How Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 4: Jacinda ArdernThis week the trio really put there interviewing skills to the test when they sit down with media trained Labour politician, Jacinda Ardern. They talk politics, whisky and whether or not Jacinda could take Nikki Kaye in a street fight. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-0358 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 3: Pani FarvidIn this, the second of what we hope is many inaugural podcasts, the three fools meet up with Dr Pani Farvid and discuss tinder, feminism and why so many people are sexist dickheads. Dan's cat makes an exciting return, Dominic complains about everything and Todd longs for snacks. Don't miss out on another exhilarating hour of mindless drivel. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-0251 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 2: Elliot Francis StewartThis week our heroes sit down with their favourite artist Elliot Francis Stewart (Dan hates art, but if he didn't Elliot would be his number one). They talk about their greatest fears, learning to love again after being hurt and the time Willy Moon got hit in the face with a piece of 2x4. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2020-01-0158 minHow Not To Be An AssholeHow Not To Be An AssholeS01/Episode 1: Joey SoufpawThis week our two loveable idiots (three if you count Dan's incoherent mutterings) launch their podcast. Will it be a complete disaster? Will Dan's asshole cat ruin everything? Why do the microphones have socks on them? Find the answer to these and other pertinent questions when they talk to kick boxer and cherry juice impresario Joey Soufpaw. If you want to help support the podcast head to https://www.patreon.com/HNTBAA2019-12-311h 08