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Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Christmas: Krampus (2015)Merry Christmas Horrorble People!!! Your favorite Horrorble Hosts are finally doing THE Christmas horror movie, Krampus (2015), directed by Michael Dougherty. Everyone loves this movie, right Ryan? Right Ryan!? We got perving Santa, the miracle of a boy's first words, Toni Collette having issues with another family, a cute dog and a bunch more Christmas shenanigans! Oh and this might be all grandma's fault, you all just don't want to admit it.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail HorrorbleQuestions@gmai...
2025-12-251h 09
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Thankskilling (2008)Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite Horrorble Hosts who still don't have a clue about anything! In this holiday bonus episode we cover the cult classic Thankskilling! Which wasn't the movie Kenny actually meant when he picked it and definitely is not a Troma movie. One host hated it, one liked it just fine, and the last one didn't realize it at the time but he liked it most of all! That turkey crossed a line and Daniel won't forgive him! Ryan won't forgive Kenny and Kenny seen boobs! So all and all we have plenty to be thankful for...
2025-11-2755 min
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions TV: Midnight Mass - Episode 3 and 4It’s a podcast miracle today on Horrorble Opinions as we cover episodes 3 and 4 of Midnight Mass.At what point do you file a noise complaint against your aging parents for their loud ass banging at all time of the night?Kenny auditions for a future flanigan project.We learn the ins and outs of postal fraud.And we wonder if anyone will ever get the name of the priest right.#nomorecouchmonologuesHeartbreaking by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/Music promoted by ht...
2025-10-271h 30
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Tremors 2: Aftershocks (1996)The Mexican government has enlisted the help of Horrorble Opinions to head south and discuss Mexican grabboids in 1996’s Tremors 2: Aftershocks. Along the way we play everyones favorite imdb game that involves grinding the podcast to a halt to look up the age of actors. We also get political and discuss the grabboid trade deficit we have with our southern neighbor. And a future series of episodes in which we cover the hit HBO vampire series Tuba is teased. Spoilers: Get off the gaddamned ground.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (in...
2025-10-2051 min
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: M3GAN 2.0 (2025)Skip right over those unimaginative reductive sequels and boot up with Horrorble Opinions as we watch what might be the best follow-up movie ever: M3GAN 2.0 (2025), directed by Gerard Johnstone. This is an experience that dares to say "yes and" for an entire movie and we love it. Who has a shirt that just won't close? How do you say her name? Gemma? Jemma? Tom? Should you keep recording a podcast when your tum-tum sounds like glacial movements? Why is hot pot painful on both ends? Could this recording have the most technical problems? Is it proof of life...
2025-10-141h 31
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: The Monkey (2025)We at Horrorble Opinions have come up with an excellent drinking game to play while listening to us chat about 2025’s The Monkey. Take a shot every time the phrase “It is what it is” is said. Just kidding, don't do that. You will literally die a horrorble death just like all the people in this fantastic movie did.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.social...
2025-10-121h 25
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)We at Horrorble Opinions would have preferred standing in a circle giving each other the ole dick twist instead of being forced to watch this movie but that would have been a pleasant dream on elm street instead of what we watched which was A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) remake. Trigger warning if you liked this movie or thought this movie was a good idea, looking at you Bob Shaye, we spend the entirety of this podcast’s run time shitting on it and wedging precambrian dickbutt into every scene we can.INTRO/OUTRO MU...
2025-10-101h 17
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream ChildWho better to break confidentiality laws to let you know you're just a little bit preggers than Horrorble Opinions as we hold your hand and watch the diminishing returns that is A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child (1989), directed by Stephen Hopkins. The one-liners in this are something truly extraordinary, in the extra-ordinary sense! But hey, whatever ruvs your engines, Ryan. We want to know, do sperm dream? When can you start rhinoplasty for children? Why hasn't anyone gotten that baby some pants? Would you believe Alice turns into a motorcycle in the book? Can Bob Shaye...
2025-10-061h 02
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: SLAXX (2020)Horrorble Opinions tries to suck it in and wiggle on a new pair of jeans while watching SlaXX (2020), directed by Elza Kephart. There's not enough room in these bum-covers for adequate blood flow! What is your go to tv dinner? How does retail actually work? Who thinks a workforce of kittens is immoral? When does Kenny Wong get his own admiration podcast? Where should you go to plug it up? Is this the best example of inanimate object horror or a waste of blood cotton? Let your pants snuggle and support your fine ass as only something that truly...
2025-09-261h 05
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions TV: The Last of Us S02E07The thrilling conclusion of Horrorble Opinions visits Seattle is upon us. Join us as we attempt to discuss what exactly worked and didn't work in the finale of season 2 of the Last of Us. Much like in this television episode no dogs were harmed in the making of this podcast.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail HorrorbleQuestions@gmail.com...
2025-07-2559 min
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions 4th of July: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)There is no better way to celebrate saying "nah" to British colonialism than eating and drinking something that reminds you of freedom as Horrorble Opinions reviews I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997), directed by Jim Gillepsie. Happy Fourth of July! Unlike last year, we actually have a movie that takes place on that day. Unlike last year, Ryan. This is a classic Horrorble Opinions review where Kenny likes it, Ryan doesn't get it, and Daniel makes fun of Ryan's mush mouth. We talk about the book, too! Well, Ryan talks about the book at the other hosts who...
2025-07-041h 17
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Apostle (2018)Come along with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast as we discuss our unconditional love of Dan Stevens amongst other things in Gareth Evans' Apostle (2018). Michael Sheen is here and he's fantastic. Mr. Yeeter is here to help us yeet Ryan right off the podcast for his bad taste again. Who was really a hero defending us against aids all along? When was Taco Bell invented? Did Europe exist during the Wild West times? Does Ryan actually like fairy tales? Who would Daniel be with over Dan Stevens? Does Kenny understand maps? Why is Reign of Fire catching strays in this...
2025-02-281h 21
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opininons: Congo (1995)Join Horrorble Opinions as we take an adventure with a bunch of people we know and love to the Congo (1995). A real Michael Crichton classic. Gorillas, lasers, coding, Bruce Campbell, sleeping with gorillas to make killer hybrid human gorillas. You know, the usual stuff. Ryan needs to put some respect on Joe Pantoliano's name even though Kenny can't pronounce it. If Daniel doesn't put the snacks down he's going to get lasered in half. We at the Horrorble Opinions Podcast are making a firm stance against people having sexual intercourse with animals. It has to stop.
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2025-01-311h 18
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Gremlins 2 (1990)Start the new year off with a bang and join your favorite batch of Horrorble Hosts as they discuss the prequel to that one Key and Peele sketch: 1990’s Gremlins 2: The New Batch. In this pod we discuss the erotic symmetry between the book and one host’s sexual proclivities, at what point does it become problematic to systematically wipe an intelligent species from existence and Ryan’s new invention the Jizmo. Spoilers: Ryan is still a monster. Not even a cute fun one like Gizmo but like a nursty one.
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2025-01-011h 07
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Season 2 RetrospectiveIt’s the season finale! Join us as we ruminate on the past season of the Horrorble Opinions podcast. What was our favorite movie we covered? What was our biggest disappointment? What was our biggest surprise? Who could beat Goku in a fight? Spoiler Alert! Three holiday episodes before the new year and then season 3 begins! See you then!
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2024-11-021h 07
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Drag Me To Hell (2009)Happy Halloween!!! Come join your Horrorble Hosts as we discuss our Grandmother's favorite horror film, Drag Me To Hell (2009). Its a classic 2v1 situations as 1 host thinks Christine did nothing wrong and the others disagree. I'm pretty sure he was right. How does she have any hair left at the end of the movie? What made Grandma laugh harder at the movie theater? Stu didn't say no mayo!!! Kenny will put anything in his mouth for love but he won't put that! Is this in the Evil Dead universe? What's a reasonable rate for a fortune telling? Let's figure...
2024-10-311h 18Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Halloween Franchise RetrospectiveWe did it folks. We made it through another iconic horror franchise in one piece. Now let your hosts at the Horrorble Opinions Podcast break down what the Halloween franchise has meant to them in this episode. We discuss what we liked and didn't like. Ryan reads fan theories. 1 bad movie has continued to grow on Kenny and Daniel. Ryan is very disappointed in Kenny's franchise rankings. Kenny and Daniel go an adventure with Kenny's Michael Myers mask that almost costs Daniel his cookies and his life. Come relive the best and worst moments of this franchise with us!
2024-10-301h 10
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Thirst (2009)Are you a new vampire and already tired of the lifestyle? Then join the support group with Horrorble Opinions and together we'll get better by watching Thirst (2009), directed by Park Chun-wook. We get all the feels and squeals in this movie.Which one of your hosts doesn't speak Korean but watched the movie without subtitles anyway? Why are vampires now eating off the floor when they could just put the blood in bottles or cartons? Who's idea was it again to kill my husband? When did we stop buying traditional Korean clothing? Should you read the book Thérèse Ra...
2024-10-281h 14
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1982)Attend the tale of Sweeney Pod. In honor of the late great Angela Lansbury your horrorble hosts watched the 1982 stage production of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Along the way we bring back a classic podcast bit called put the It’s Always Sunny gang in the movie. Ryan sings and dances and longs for a hair tonic that works. Kenny hates high notes. Daniel is very uncomfortable with grown men pretending to be children. And just like London this pod is also filled with shit.
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2024-10-271h 30
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Longlegs (2024)DADYYY! MOMYYY! Where are my pants? You know how hard it is to find pants that fit my long legs! Join Horrorble Opinions as we watch Long Legs (2024), directed by Oz Perkins. We do a little singing, and for that, we are eternally sorry. How many birthday movies does Nick Cage have? What if Longlegs got a hold of M3GAN? Has your mind blocked out the true nature of the Tooth Fairy and her palace? Where do you go to find pizza that cuts itself? Will Agent Harker ever solve a mystery? Is "Mr. Downstairs" a viable name for...
2024-10-251h 59
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Comics: Sam, Autopsis, One Good Scare.Today on Horrorble Opinions two of your hosts discuss three more Halloween stories: Autopsis- the story of Peter Parker trying to get a perfect picture of spiderman errr I mean Patrick Carter trying to get a photograph of Michael Myers. Sam- A short story that details the final year of Sam Loomis’ life and my oh my what an exciting life of being a bad doctor it was. And finally One Good Scare where we follow David Loomis the son of that famously bad doctor Sam Loomis. Unfortunately that apple did not fall far from the tree as we get to...
2024-10-241h 09
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Auntie Lee's Meat Pies (1992)You ever wonder what really drove Mr. Miyagi to drink? Well today your Horrorble Opinions hosts explore his back story in the very wild, Auntie Lee's Meat Pies (1992). Turns out, Encanto owes this movie some money. We got Stonehenge, we got ridiculous music, we got softcore porn stars, we got BABY!!! This movie takes us on a rollercoaster of emotions but in the end gives us a pretty fun ride, even if it does involve us being ritualistically sacrificed. Grab a fork and lets dig in!!!
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2024-10-231h 11
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Screamers (1995)Today on your favorite Horrorble podcast we bring you that one science fiction movie from the 90's you missed, Screamers (1995). What happens if we combine Ron White, George Michael, Uncle Roy for Dinosaurs, and weird metal saw blade groundhogs? This apparently. Peter Wellers is here serving up sass like you wouldn't believe while dealing with Big Oil in space. Is 2 robot chicks at the same time still cool? Do you ever trust a kid who survives in the wastelands? How much does future VR adult material cost? If you're gonna be a rock, be a rock; don't be a...
2024-10-211h 11
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Comics: Halloween 1-3 Chaos!Some of those Halloween movies nearly killed your Horrorble Opinions hosts, but we found our own spiritual resurrections with Chaos! Comics 3 issue run of Halloween! Halloween 1 (2000), written by Phil Nutman and Daniel Farrands; Halloween II: The Blackest Eyes (2001), written by Phil Nutman and Mickey Yablans; and Halloween III: The Devil's Eyes (2001), written by Phil Nutman. These are great! Come on a tour through history with us. What were Michael's early days at the asylum like? Does Loomis have an evergreen romance life? Should Bracket go to jail? Who wins when it's Tommy vs Druid Ninjas? How long does it take...
2024-10-181h 14
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Halloween Kills (2021)Evil dies tonight! And so does the civility on the Horrorble Opinions Podcast, because we are discussing Halloween Kills (2021). Michael plays PvE against Haddonfield and we get busy meeting fun characters new and old. One has the saddest tale ever told and Kenny wont let you leave here without hearing it. I mean who hasn't eaten an entire pizza and accidentally fallen asleep in the back of a strangers car? Has Michael's horrific acts infected this entire town with his evil? We will get any closure for our residents? How great is Hawkins? Well not at shooting, I mean...
2024-10-151h 16
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Halloween (2018)It's 40 years later and HE came home, again! But this time, we got mouse traps. Join Horrorble Opinions and watch the fantastic, possible peak of the series, Halloween (2018), directed by David Gordon Green. We've got family drama. We've got generational trauma. We've got handfuls of teeth. We've got a movie experience that unites our hosts as we tackle the most pressing question of this franchise: which movie does it better, Halloween 1978 or Halloween 2018? We haven't been this happy since H20. Let's go!
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2024-10-141h 17
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Meatball Machine (2005)Come join your Horrorble hosts as they dive into the radioactive consequences of Meatball Machine. In this episode we discuss the horrors of nuclear warfare and how it may still be affecting people to this day. Holy crap little alien dudes are piloting people like gundams!!! Will we ever be able to market our new action figures? Shouldn't all people, no matter shape or size, be assimilated in the exact same manner? Trigger Warnings for, well I don't know, its just so weird. I think we love it though or is that a sign that we've been poisoned too...
2024-10-131h 01
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Halloween (2007)It's that time of year. Again! But different! But the same! Horrorble Opinions reviews Halloween (2007), directed by Rob Zombie. We were too busy cleaning up the kitchen to notice the homunculus walking around town. Who thinks rodent autopsies are a thing? Where do you stash your pictures of dead animals? When is it? Oh thank goodness the movie told us. But where is it? Oh thank goodness the movie told us again. Why not do your own renovations? How do you make a bagel hole? Should you take away Michael's candy corn? Would you be able to take a...
2024-10-111h 13
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: The Rift (1990)Lets get wet Horrorble people as we take a deep dive into The Rift (1990). This one is in the top 6 of aquatic horror movies that came out between 1989 and 1990. Yeah 6 of them and apparently its a great marriage counseling setup. You can't run from your feelings 20,000 leagues under the sea. Be careful folks, we do science in this one and nobody fact checked it. I bet we were wrong. Rule #1, Don't trust Ray Wise characters. Rule #2, Don't stick your face into mysterious holes.
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2024-10-101h 09
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: The Wind (1986)Come help Horrorble Opinions break The Wind(1986) at the local Applebee's as we discuss an early detective team up between a wannabe Jessica Fletcher (MSW) and a young Ducky(NCIS) and a mischievous wind. What happens when your protagonist solves the murder within the first 5 minutes of the movie and the killer finds out? 100 minutes of Scooby Doo chase sequences if we are lucky. Lets find out the secrets to lasting relationships and how to crop dust an entire village in this odd little Greek wind movie.
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2024-10-071h 02
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)Horrorble Opinions Podcast here telling you all to buckle up folks, we are on the bumpy part of this tour now. That's right, it's time to get into the part of this franchise that is a real thorn in all of our sides, Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. I bet you're wondering if the unofficial novelization fixes some of the problems with this movie. Nope. Who the heck is Fat Sniper and Mole Man? Did you know Michaels mysterious mountain man friend(lover?) had a family before he became an Illinois mountain man? How important is manscaping to...
2024-10-052h 08
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Halloween IV (1988)Don't do it! Don't go back to Haddenfield. But if you must, then ride along with Horrorble Opinions as we review Halloween IV (1988): The Return of Michael Myers, directed by Dwight H. Little. Danielle Harris is here! Henceforth this movie shall also be known as The Bleachening. How does one maintain their physique and strength while in a ten year coma? Who thinks the novelization is better than the movie? When will Michael stop eating dogs? Where do you keep your pulldown attic stairs? What do you like to do in a clown costume? Should Michael teach us how to...
2024-10-042h 37
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Halloween (1978)It's the night HE CAME HOME! Join Horrorble Opinions in carving up your best Druid possessed jack-o-lanterns and let old man Ryan and historian Kenny instruct Daniel on the true meaning of John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978), directed by John Carpenter. We’ve got druids! We’ve got insane psychiatrists! Is this Halloween 3? Nope, but we’ve got podcasters who read the novelization! Let’s all just take in the warmth and good times vibes of this absolute classic!
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2024-09-292h 31
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Abigail (2024)Horrorble Opinions forgot about our darling dancing bloodsucker because we were busy watching Abigail (2024), directed by Tyler Gillett and Matt Bettinelli-Olpin. At least we can remember the difference between garlic and onions! Who's got real chest hair? Does Kathryn Newton survive shit water and what's your favorite poo? What is the morality of making people think spider man kidnapped a kid? How many similarities exist between little girl vampires and t-rex's. Should vampire's have diplomatic immunity when encountering Mike Tyson baby batter? Will Kenny create a new form of Simon Says or will his long blinks ruin everything? Stop...
2024-09-271h 42
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Infested (2023)Once again we are dealing with spiders here at the Horrorble Opinions Podcast as we talk about the Shudder Original movie, Infested (2023). How many cobwebs do you think Daniel has eaten in his lifetime? Should you ever be the first one at the hole? Why are nice boxes important? Is Ryan's mush mouth the result of too much spider venom over the years? Does Kenny always know more than his co-hosts? Probably. Grab your shoes and you bug spray and lets go blasting through this fun spider movie!
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2024-09-131h 12
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Immaculate (2024)Let Horrorble Opinions teach you a new game called "Scissors, Rock, Baby" while reviewing Immaculate (2024), directed by Michael Mohan. We too are fed up with scientists being too concerned with whether or not they could and not considering if they should! What happens if your dinosaur DNA gets replaced with Jesus DNA? When will Tim Cook get a win? How do you like your nunsploitation rape revenge movies? Should all nuns train to become Metal Gear nuns? Who amongst us is strong enough to handle the Lord's Pug? Where did Kenny get his research to conclude that boobs are removable...
2024-09-061h 28
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Lord of Misrule (2023)This week Horrorble Opinions investigates what went wrong with a cult that worships a deity that looks suspiciously like Daniel in 2023's Lord of Misrule. What happens when Gallagher over extends his stay in a small village? Who's job is it to watch our child? What happens when we give our god more than he's asking for? What's it take to be a cool vicar? Would uppercutting a diety work? Come find this out and so much more!
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2024-08-231h 33
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Late Night With The Devil (2023)Take off your clothes and make some deals out in the tall trees with Horrorble Opinions as we review Late Night With the Devil (2023), directed by Colin Cairnes and Cameron Cairnes. Better take some generic painkiller cause you look like your head's about to split open. Do your little potato creatures run away at breakfast? Who pretends they don't know what the grove is but the absolutely know what the grove is? When are we going to pull off an Irish or British accent? Should you get scared when your wife wants to talk late at night? How many...
2024-08-161h 09
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Caddy Hack (2023)Horrorble Opinions has fallen balls deep in love with 2023’s horror comedy masterpiece Caddy Hack. Well…one host has. The other two not so much but maybe a little I dunno man. Are there Vietnam war reenactments? Is caddy college a thing? How many fart noises is too much? Which host has two thumbs and enjoyed this? Sadly you gotta listen to find out cuz I’m pulling out pulling out pulling out pulling ooooooouuuuuut.
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2024-08-0956 min
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Blind Waters (2023)How quickly does one attain Daredevil like powers after the loss of your eyesight and does it help against sharks? Horrorble Opinions is checking out Tubi Original Blind Waters(2023) to find this out and much more. Do any transformers become tug boats? What is a better runtime for a movie, an hour and 40 minutes or a "tight" 100 minutes? Will Kenny ever be happy with a Ryan picked movie ever again? Will Daniel get any of our jokes? Did this movie even need a shark or just more of the ever so dreamy Captain Gabe?
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2024-08-021h 16
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Titanic 666 (2002)Fold yourself into luggage and let's all take a pleasure cruise over dissolved corpses while Horrorble Opinions watches Titanic 666 (2002), directed by Nick Lyon. You wish you could be on such a large slip and slide! Who takes over the role of Ryan and wants to romance this monster? How does only fans really work? Should we include a disclaimer that our thoughts on stealing are said sarcastically? Where do you float on drill? Could this movie be part of a larger paranormal Titanic universe? When is a worm not a whole worm? What depth is destructive to herpes? Why...
2024-07-261h 37
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)Grab your Dramamine and a glass of orange juice as we hop aboard "The Last Voyage of the Demeter" for what will surely be a grand time. What's worse luck for a cruise, a lady on board or announcing that you are 3 days from retirement? If you were on a long trip would you murder the people who stole your snacks? Does Dracula have a penis? Come join the Horrorble Opinions Podcast gang as they get to the bottom of these questions and so much more!
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2024-07-191h 18
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Book Talk: Killer CrabsHorrorble Opinions is back from our hot boy summer and unfortunately we got a bad case of Killer Crabs (1978), written by pod favorite Guy N. Smith. Great news! Guy took two novel ideas and made them smash! Where do you hide your stolen money? Who thinks the main characters may be a bit problematic? Do sea snakes really care about us? What happens when Love Island gets overrun by crustaceans? Are we reading too much into a bad lover ineffectively shooting his gun at the face of a crab (we're not)? Do you know what a woman wants? Did...
2024-07-121h 59
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Destroy All Neighbors (2023)Get your noise reduction headphones to remove all distractions with us as Horrorble Opinions reviews Destroy All Neighbors (2023), directed by Josh Forbes. You like prog rock Horrorble People. Who didn't bring their listening ears and repeats what someone else says? What is progressive rock, or perhaps what is NOT progressive rock? Why can we not seem to find Vlad's accent? Where do you go to learn what rock music is all about? When did twice baked potato Doug have a son? How much of this movie is real and how much is in Will's head? Should you confront a noisy...
2024-07-051h 24
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Blow Out (1981)Put those fireworks down and put this podcast up to your ear holes and listen to Horrorble Opinions discuss the 1981 mystery thriller Blow Out. Mystery number 1: Was this even a 4th of July movie? Mystery number 2: Is that what frogs sound like? Mystery number 3: Was Mission to Mars a good movie? What happened in it? One of your hosts would like to know!
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2024-07-041h 53
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Malum (2023)Join Horrorble Opinions as we stay the night at a haunted/ black mold infested police station on the cultiest night of the year and watch 2023’s Malum. Which of our hosts is a cultist only on the weekends? Is eating a pig that ate a human second hand cannibalism? After how many missed shots is it okay to get really angry at a basketball? Tune in and find out the answers to these questions and much much more.
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2024-06-281h 24
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Bloody Muscle Body Builder In Hell (1995)Come take a trip to Japan with the Horrorble Opinions Podcast as we check out our father's secret house where he may or may not have murdered his secret girlfriend. It shouldn't take long, maybe only 62 minutes. It might feel like a lot longer to some. There may be some blood, guts, and buff boiz but don't worry, we are sure that all the stains will come out. BMBBIH is a masterpiece of cinema often referred to as the Japanese Evil Dead and for good reason. It wasn't released for many years after its completion for unknown reasons but now...
2024-06-211h 10
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Terror Train 2 (2022)As a form of therapy your buds over at The Horrorble Opinions podcast got together and recorded a podcast on Terror Train 2. On the surface this podcast is going to seem very similar to the last one. But that's because it is very similar to the last one. While there is some disagreement over which movie is the superior train movie we can all agree that wizard uber should be a thing. Hooray for Tubi!
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2024-06-071h 45
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Terror Train (2022)Come take a much needed relaxing train ride with your pals over at The Horrorble Opinions Podcast. This train has it all, costumes, friends, booze, magic, murder, and GLIZZIES! Oh no!? Who could be the glizzy guzzler? How does the mind of a large man truly operate? What is the perfect wizard pet? How do the physics of trains work? What blasphemous opinions might Ryan have this week? Find out this and so much more as we cover this really fun Tubi Original!
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2024-05-311h 19
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: The Black Demon (2023)Stop being a dork-fish and listen to Horrorble Opinions review The Black Demon (2023), directed by Adrian Grunberg. Ryan got swallowed by his own shark demon while recording this one, can you figure out when? How many Final Fantasy 7 references does it take to make Daniel happy? Who's fault is it when there are no more birds? What family doesn't like trivia games in the car? When did Kenny figure out there was a bomb? Why does Ryan think this is the best shark movie ever made? Keep signing those podcast inspection reports for us, Horrorble People. We're trying to get...
2024-05-241h 18
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Book Talk: The Good House by Tananarive Due (part 2 of 2)Wagwan and welcome to part 2 of Horrorble Opinions reading of The Good House by Tananarive Due. One of our hosts totally would bang a malevolent spirit. One would randomly start eating a baguette during the recording. And one would bring a bow to a gunfight. Tune in to find out who’s who in our thrilling conclusion. Trigger warning: The Jamaican accent somehow gets worse.
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2024-05-171h 31
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Book Talk: The Good House by Tananarive Due (Part 1 of 2)Do yourself a favor and head on down to your nearest KFC to pick yourself up the Voodoo chicken bucket special. Devour that bad boy while listening to part 1 of Horrorble Opinions discussing the novel “The Good House” by Tananarive Due. Trigger warning: The top of this episode has an offensively bad Miss Cleo impression.
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2024-05-101h 36
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Lisa Frankenstein (2024)Oh geez, In this episode we go a little mad with the science and have quite possibly our best time of the season watching the amazing Lisa Frankenstein, Directed by Zelda Williams, written by Diablo Cody. Kenny will be playing the part of Ryan in this one. Did Daniel find his future wife? Will Ryan be force to laugh during a horrorble event? How many body parts can you take from one body? Is this quite possibly the best step sister ever? Definitely! Also, WE HATE YOU DOUG!!! Come join us for a hilariously good time with this delightful trip...
2024-05-031h 45
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Speak No Evil (2022)Let Horrorble Opinions instruct you in the ways of destructive politeness as we review Speak No Evil (2022), directed by Christian Tafdrup. We feel like the person who asked us to watch this did not actually watch it. Why do these movies always make us feel bad? Is this Nordic? Germanic? Slavic? What isn't a fairy tale these days to Ryan? Can Kenny explain the difference between gnocchi and pierogis? Where does Daniel think baby hippos come from? When does the nightmare of this movie really start for us? How great a day does it have to be to stay amongst...
2024-04-191h 23
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions TV: The Chestnut Man 1+2Oil up your nanabeards and get the roasters ready, Horrorble Opinions is beginning our review of The Chestnut Man episodes 1 & 2 (2023), created by Dorte Warnøe Høgh, David Sandreuter, and Mikkel Serup and based on the novel The Chestnut Man written by Søren Sveistrup. Class has started and Daniel is your professor. According to Daniel, what are the key elements in this genre? How does Kenny put in the stick with no tip? Could a pig be held responsible for the murder of a family? Which minecraft homes get burned down first? Why does Kenny think stomach pain comes fro...
2024-03-291h 18
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Ma (2019)Come hang out at the rock piles Horrorble People and listen as we review Ma (2019), directed by Tate Taylor and starring our generation's greatest computer scientist, Octavia Spencer. Why does it bother Daniel when people are on their phone at work? Does Kenny know the right amount of milk to make a body good? When will Ryan not side with the villain? Where does Sue Ann get her kids? Should you leave lunch notes commenting on your child's body? How do words work? Lock your kids up in their room after dosing them and come join us in the basement...
2024-03-221h 18
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Suitable Flesh (2023)In this weeks installment of the Horrorble Opinions podcast we review the wonderfully horny Suitable Flesh (2023), by iconic director Joe Lynch. What happens when our hosts forget which body they are in? How would you prove it was you inside another body? What are some standard police questions you might be asked in this situation? When should you bring the police? Crank up your libidos and grab a buddy to swap with as we dive face first into this erotic Lovecraftian thriller. We don't kink shame here!
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2024-03-081h 29
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Sweetheart (2019)On this episode of Horrorble Opinions we review Sweetheart (2019), directed by J.D. Dillard. Grab your cooler, set up your log, and let’s do battle with the indigenous wildlife. Who hasn’t drunk Bailey’s from a shoe? What is your starter Pokémon? Where do you do dark-souls monster fighting training? When will people stop killing endangered species? Why does a Battle Toad sound like a bulldog/pug mix when it breathes? How come you can’t build a raft with luggage? Have you played enough crafty games to know how to build a shelter? I know we've tied you...
2024-02-1657 min
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Valentine Special: My Bloody Valentine (1981)Come get down in the mines for a romantic boiled hotdog valentine dinner Horrorble People, we are reviewing My Bloody Valentine (1981), directed by George Mihalka. Just like last year, we are right on time and will never forget you Harry! How long does a dryer dry? Who forgot the number 1 hit The Ballad of Harry Warden? When did all the old people in the town decide to be grumpy? Where did TJ go that he came back 40? Should there be mandatory towel snapping for working in the mine? Could you cook food on a radiator? Was it the bartender doomsayer...
2024-02-141h 06
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Presents: Red Raven River Epilogue - A TTRPG AdventureRed Raven River 07: Epilogue, a.k.a., WHAT HAPPENED? Let's debrief this game Horrorble People.
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2024-02-0913 min
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Dirty JerseyIt's your birthday, so let's go for a quad ride while Horroble Opinions reviews Dirty Jersey (2003), directed by David Keane. The kick is good, Horrorble People! Who is devil-man and how often does he fly? What is the worst birthday dinner you've ever had? Where can you legally not bump your own gas? When preparing a birthday meal for your partner, what's your go to bag of potato chips? Why aren't these characters with their buddies? How would you deal with the burden of raising a devil-man? Should you lay down on a bed with prepared plastic Dexter sheets? Put...
2024-02-021h 00
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Presents: Red Raven River Part 6 - A TTRPG AdventureRed Raven River 06: Death ‘n Dining. Find out who survives and who dies in the final episode as Horrorble Opinions concludes our actual play one-shot based on previous movies we have reviewed. What happens after a body hits the floor? Who can give it all for the gram? What are baby birds always gagging for on the day? When did you learn to use num-chuks? Sure you can do a sexy elf dance, but should you? How did Tubs die? It's been a fun ride, but the dice now decide.
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2024-01-2640 min
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Warlock (1989) - Julian Sands BirthdayStart salting your leather because Horrorble Opinions is reviewing an underappreciated gem: Warlock (1989), directed by Steve Miner and starring Julian Sands. Happy Birthday, Julian. We remember this great movie from our childhood and upon rewatch we have some new thoughts. Who seriously uses their name spelled backwards as their password? What metal does Kenny not mind eating? Where would you hide your grimoire? When did we lose the right to keep our shoes at airport security and have open flames on airplanes? How many times has a stranger come into our home? Why does Ryan think it’s ok to dr...
2024-01-041h 24
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Presents: Red Raven River Part 04 - A TTRPG AdventureRed Raven River Part 04: Waking Up. Find out what lies beneath the waterfall (mud) as Horrorble Opinions continues our actual play one-shot based on previous movies we have reviewed. How many different roles has Karn had? Which is more important: pictures for the gram or calling for help? Should you ask more questions when talking to a ghost? Who turns out to be amazing at sensory imagery? Where is the best hiding spot from wildlife? What is the problem with picking up rocks when you’ve wandered into a ritual circle? Limp bodies, magical abilities, and the sky explodes; life is...
2023-12-2959 min
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Christmas: It's A Wonderful KnifeIn this exciting Holiday Episode of Horrorble Opinions we wonder what it's like to be reverse born while reviewing It's A Wonderful Knife (2023), directed by Tyler MacIntyre. Put on your cozy pink track suit and forgot about that rejection email. How does the killer of the Angel of Death not become the town hero? When will Time Cop start enforcing editing rules? Where did the martial art known as "kerfu" begin? Why doesn't Katherine Isabelle have a tv series solving mysteries? What is the deadline for saying "hey" back? Who wanted a much darker ending? Let's go tell our...
2023-12-251h 07
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Christmas: There's Something In The BarnUnwrap this bonus holiday episode with Horrorble Opinions as we travel to the happiest place on earth and review There’s Something In The Barn (2023), directed by Magnus Marten. Boy and old elf are in love. Torglue! Who was Cookie’s first love? Why don’t we refer to snow as sea powder? When are we getting the Breaking Bad sequel made with snow? What relative do gremlins and barn elves share? Has inheriting a house ever been a good thing? Where is the Pet Symetary truck driver driving next? How many different pronunciations are there for “barnelfish”. Put on your Norwa...
2023-12-251h 02
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: No One Will Save YouCrack them piggy toes and imagine the massage possibilities with Horrorble Opinions as we review No One Will Save You (2023), directed by Brian Duffield. Two little toe piggies really liked this movie, one little toe piggy has doubts. Who can truly explain the laws of the package? When did little man start not liking bathes? How many towns should be destroyed so one person can feel better? Where have those strong toes been all our lives? What license do spaghettis monsters need to drive a forklift? Why do your hosts keep speaking in song? Come and let's decide together if...
2023-12-221h 34
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Talk to MeOn this episode of Horrorble Opinions, we review Talk To Me (2023), directed by Danny and Michael Philippou. Hand to god we did not kill a witch-king to miss out on the latest and dangerous trend of the youths! What are the rules for using an embalmed medium’s hand frozen in carbonite? When did Cookie first smell love in the air? How many times can Kenny tastefully say “hand job”? Where do Predator Spirits go to mingle? Who (Ryan) reads too much into yellow, again? Let’s all go to the basement and pass the joint er we mean hand around a...
2023-12-0859 min
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Black Friday (2021)On this episode of Horrorble Opinions, we review Black Friday (2021), directed by Casey Tebo. Kickin’ in the front seat. Sittin’ in the back seat. Gotta make our minds up. Which seat can we take? What are the qualities that make a good employee? Is it illegal to drink on the job? Why is it so difficult to talk about some movies? And why come they won’t let Ryan drive the forklift? Join us in working on the holiday as we answer these questions and more.
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2023-11-241h 03
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Ravenous (1999)Hey Horrorble People, come join your favorite Horrorble hosts as we ruin Thanksgiving with a movie that has some alternative ideas for what we should all have for dinner. That's right, we are watching Ravenous! Who would our hosts pick to eat? Will Kenny name everything that everyone in this movie has been in? Is Freebirds the best Thanksgiving movie of all time? Can we peer pressure Daniel into doing a voice? Lets find out this and much more on this Thanksgiving holiday special!
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2023-11-231h 35
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Evil Dead Rise (2023)Come one, come all my Deadite children! On this episode of Horrorble Opinions, we review Evil Dead Rise (2023), directed by Lee Cronin. Reading from the Necronomicon always puts a smile on our face. Who can really afford to be a groupie in this economy? What does Kenny consider a good sister movie? Where are the head bone, talking bone, and wiggly meat located? When is a movie really Aliens and Predator 2? Why do Deadites know all the best lullabies? How do you stop worrying about the symbolism of breaking eggs in a pan? Which one of us thinks this...
2023-11-171h 42
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Presents: Red Raven River Part 01: Akula’s Family Rafting Comp- A TTRPG AdventureRed Raven River Part 01: Akula’s Family Rafting Company. Welcome Horrorble People! The Horrorble Opinions Podcast presents the first episode of Red Raven River, an actual play one-shot based on some of the movies we have reviewed. Join Kenny, Daniel, Ryan and special guest coconut Kim as we get our roleplay on. Who will be the first to go creepy? What happens when a player volunteers to have their character panic? How should you react if you think it is a bear? Why are any of these characters friends? Will Ryan have to kill off a pc or npc in th...
2023-11-1035 min
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Five Nights At Freddy's (2023)Welcome to season 2 of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast! We are starting off hot with the FNAF movie which according to Ryan should just be the Lawyer Doug movie. Will your old hosts be able to keep up with the interests of those hip young kids who this film is made for? Can your hosts count to 5? Will Daniel and Kenny ever remember to do big research before they record? Probably not! Go take a seat next to your favorite haunted animatronic pal and spin up this great new episode today!
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2023-11-031h 36
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: The Exorcist: Believer (2023)Horrorble Opinions reviews Exorcist: Believer (2023), directed by David Gordon Green in this bonus additional surprise episode for the beginning of season two! Oh man, we are kicking things off with a promising family drama that gets ruined by bird boxing. When did demons stop acting hard to get? How many different violated rules for exorcisms can you name? Why is a hot dog not just a hot dog? Who thinks menstruation is scarier than demon possession? What does it really mean to be deputized by a priest? Where is the club playing that new hit single the Body and the...
2023-11-031h 43Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Season 1 ReviewWelcome Horrorble People to the Horrorble Opinions Podcast! Our first year is out and in your listening holes! Surprise! In this episode, we review our first season and ask each other questions that range from the mundane (mid) to revealing (fire). Challenge us!
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2023-11-011h 07
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Trick 'r Treat (2007)Happy Halloween! Join us as we navigate through the fantastic anthology Trick R Treat (2007). Four short stories make up this movie and yet seven of them involve a vampire in an alley. How does that work? Is this the Velma/Thelma origin story we deserve? Would John Carpenter make a good next door neighbor? Find out the answers to these questions and more on the season finale of Horrorble Opinions.
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2023-10-312h 10
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: The Invitation (2022)What’s up long distance cuz? Put your dna bits into a database and take the ticket to Europe as you fly first class with Horrorble Opinions and review The Invitation (2022), directed by Jessica M. Thompson. It’s a tale as old as time: girl goes to Europe, meets a monster, and your hosts just want to talk about toes. Is that earing symbolic of something? How many conflicting theories do we have about what is happening? Who is a Pacman? When is handsome too handsome? What’s your favorite vintage of maid? What candy do you keep your cellar...
2023-10-291h 48
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Zombeavers (2014)In todays installment of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast we spend roughly 77 minutes interacting with the masterpiece known as Zombeavers(2014). BEAVER PUNS! BEAVER PUNS! BEAVER PUNS! DANIEL IS A FURRY! BEAVER PUNS! VANILLA FLAVORING! JOHN MAYER! I FEEL LIKE A POWER RANGER! Thank you, that is all. Come cozy up in our beaver lodge and have a fun time with us!
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2023-10-281h 04
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Frankenfish (2004)In this humid and gumbo filled episode of Horrorble Opinions we discuss the movie Frankenfish (2004). There’s nothing in those waters that don’t belong there and we all agree, so let’s sink two perfectly good boats and forget the ancient art of jumping to safety. What is proper noodling safety and when is it ok for fish to begin noodling humans? Are we asking too much of a biologist and medical examiner to do the work of an entire police force just because swamp people are involved? What’s the use of a ghost eye if you can’t ma...
2023-10-271h 07
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: The Shallows (2016)Today Horrorble Opinions reviews The Shallows (2016). Like a car driving into your dining room, this movie…is about a shark, a woman, a crab, and a seagull named Steven. Two out of three hosts fall in love with drunk beach thief. One out of three hosts were cooking when a car crashed into their home. How many mispronunciations and incomprehensible mumblings can three people produce? What happens when you shoot a flair gun at Texan blood? Who knows if sharks have knowledge of land dwellers? When is it ok to break a seagull’s neck? Join us as we take...
2023-10-261h 02
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: The Outwaters (2022)Welcome to the first all together Horrorble Opinions episode where we discuss The Outwaters (2022)! Caution! If you like this movie then turn back now! We didn't so if you don't want to hear 3 dudes not enjoy something you love then skip this one! Come to the desert with your favorite hosts as we get stuck in our own nightmare. Ryan and Daniel have the task of keep Kenny awake. Will they succeed? Will they lose sight of him? We were happy once...It was great having the gang all together for the first time in 3 years, glad we picked...
2023-10-251h 01
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: V/H/S (2012) Today Horrible Opinions is bringing you one of the most talked about horror anthologies out there, the first V/H/S. There is nothing scarier than a tape that hasn't been rewound! Come learn what it takes to be the apple of Ryan's eyes. And Daniel's too for that matter. Find out which one of your hosts is smart enought to survive a creepy hotel situation as well. We definitely have a dong ripping good time with these! We couldn't even all agree on which segment is the best. Which is your favorite? Let us know! So go ahead...
2023-10-241h 16
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Smile (2022)In todays installment of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast we figure out how to put a grin on all of your faces with 2022's Smile! Today we ask the big questions. Is there such thing as a bad gift? Is it ever ok to walk on someone else's furniture with your shoes on? Is it still classy if you drink your boxed wine out of a plastic wine glass? Are large bags of M&M's a decent bribe? Carl was a real one. Stop on by and see if we think Smile was worth all of the hype!
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2023-10-221h 44
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Men (2022)Welcome back to The Horrorble Opinions Podcast where this week we will be giving you an insiders opinion on 2022's Men. Is this the A24 movie that finally breaks Ryan? He wants you to know that face blindness is a real disability and you shouldn't make fun of him. Will Kenny and Daniel finally get the male genetalia equality in film that they've been asking for? Will it be worth the cost? Come join us as we try and figure out what that pesky Green Man is up to in this absolute trip of a movie thats most definitely...
2023-10-211h 21
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Creep (2004)In this episode of Horrorble Opinions we discuss Creep (2004). This movie has it all! Tunnels. Sewers. Trains. Dr. Chud. What if Daniel worked with the creators of It’s Always Sunny to make a horror movie? How does Ryan pronounce tourists? Why does Kenny think George Clooney is the real bad guy? Who is responsible for making sure Daniel watches the correct movie? When does Ryan ever think a movie is not a dream? Where can Kenny go that everyone just knows what a torch is? Take a sip from your flask, snap on your surgical gloves, and let’s al...
2023-10-191h 02Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Deadtectives (2018)In this episode of Horrorble Opinions we discuss Deadtectives (2018). Time to put your highschool Spanish to use while watching an alternative origin story to Ghostbusters. When are your dead grandma’s cooking recipes fair use? How many spurts of vomit does it take to make Ryan laugh? What do paranormal investigator shows and family annihilators have in common? Why is Daniel able to spot ghost feet? Who watched this movie and did not know that two out of the three male leads were supposed to be brothers? Where does Kenny know some things went down, down to sketch town? Ta...
2023-10-161h 05
Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: The Seventh Curse (1986)In todays installment of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast we discover a new family favorite in The Seventh Curse (1986). Now that your heroes have made it through the Friday the 13th series mostly intact we come right back with an absolute gem of a movie. Ridiculous over the top action, top notch effects, and many valuable life lessons. Ryan seen a guy die. Kenny finds out how climate change effects the male libido. Daniel has a stunning revelation! Holy crap! Best episode yet! Grab your popcorn and your best person and cuddle up for this amazing film!
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2023-10-141h 01Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Friday the 13th (Remake)What does the man who's done everything do now? Start from scratch of course. We at Horrorble Opinions start a new game + with Jason in the Friday the 13th (2009) Remake. Jason speeds us along through Friday parts 1 and 2 leading us to a Friday 3ish Jason who is now a ninja! This movie is all about perfect placement. Kills, nipples, etc. This stupendous movie will have us all drinking out of our boots for a chance to hang with Jared. Slam poetry may be involved. Come enjoy this true final(?) Friday the 13th movie with us at the end of...
2023-10-121h 10Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Freddy vs. JasonThere was a final chapter, and then a new beginning, and then he lived, and then there was new blood, and then he took a cruise, and then he became a slug, and then he became an astronaut, but now, finally, Jason becomes the hero we need and deserve! Horrorble Opinions reviews Freddy vs. Jason (2003), directed by Ronny Yu. Get your tickets and place your bets, who will come out on top? What are the ethical considerations of keeping coma patients alive? Is Jason really a raptor or T-rex? How far did Jason have to walk? Would you give...
2023-10-111h 42Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Jason XWe answer a question we've had since the very first Friday movie, what if this but SPACE!? Join the salvage team with Horrorble Opinions as we review Jason X (2001), directed by James Isaac. Welcome to Earth 2! Does this movie have a subtle nipple subplot? Who are the characters from Alien in this movie? When did spaceships stop installing security of any kind? What are best practices for thawing out your own Jason? Does it count as jumping the shark if you do it from space? Is this really a superman origin story? Listen to this episode so that YOU...
2023-10-101h 20Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Jason Goes To Hell: The Final FridayRaise a glass and shave your mustache, we made it! Horrorble Opinions reviews Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993), directed by Adam Marcus. We guess the name Slugs had already been taken. How do you resurrect Jason without electricity? Where was the slug subplot in all the previous films? When did Ted Raimi's baby show up? What does a bounty hunter and a fisherman have in common? Why couldn't we have this much fun sooner? Bring your mouth to my mouth and let's swap rejuvenating slug spit! Your hosts are happy again! But they left that baby in...
2023-10-0952 minHorrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes ManhattanStart spreading the news! Horrorble Opinions is leaving today! We review Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989), directed by Rob Hedden, or as it shall henceforth be known as: Jason Takes a Cruise! At what level is Jason casting teleport? What do you tell the cops when you leave a naked child in the sewers? How did you learn to swim? Who has a major thing for hair? When is a movie title so misleading it's a crime against cinema? Grab your senior biology project and let's thirst over some boxing, Jason has a mean haymaker.
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2023-10-081h 29Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Friday the 13th Part VII: The New BloodHorrorble Opinions fires up the gaslighting while we watch matchbooks move across the table in Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988), directed by John Buechler. Finally, Daniel gets his wish, but it turns out to be a monkey paw wish and everything goes wrong. When was the last time Kenny had fun watching this movie? How far can a bucket take your marriage? Who turns out to be the original breaker of chains? What is the difference between a psychic, telekinetic, retro-psychic, un-psychic, and destructive retrograde psychic? Where is the Wishmaster crossover we want? Why are there...
2023-10-0753 minHorrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Friday the 13th Part V: A New BeginningWe know we said it was the final chapter last time, but join Horrorble Opinions as we review Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985), directed by Danny Steinmann, and discover where this series could have (should have?) gone. It's like that lifetime movie Life After Jason. What has to happen to get one of these places shut down by the cops? Who among us has not had a 'damn enchiladas' moment? Do all people who leave 80s mental health institutions get awarded a pocket knife? Was that a Kerbal in the office? When did Tommy learn close...
2023-10-051h 12Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Friday the 13th: The Final ChapterPut on your homemade studio quality monster mask and invite Horrorble Opinions up into your room to review Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984), directed by Joseph Zito. It's the beginning of the Tommy trilogy! Who decided that what this series needed is some good old fashioned family drama? What is the deal with this lake and horny people? Is Jason now just being a jerk and going out of his way to murder people? Which would you choose: rifle or machete? When is the appropriate time to go full Brittany? After we finish skinny dipping with strangers we...
2023-10-041h 32Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Friday the 13th Part 3Horrorble Opinions reviews Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982), directed by Steve Miner, and this movie sure rhymes with third (spoiler: it's turd). This installment begins a terrifying new trend in disappointment. How long can Jason hold his breath? Is one of these characters really pregnant? What's the morality around putting spoiled goods back on the shelf? Is this a free roaming Jason now? Could you, would you, in a barn? How much is that Toxi uh we mean Jason in the window? What do you do when your significant other is under attack? Did we mention this movie is intended...
2023-10-031h 03Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Friday the 13th Part 2Let's practice being camp counselors by following a few simple rules with Horrorble Opinions as we watch Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981), directed by Steve Miner. We know they beheaded the murderer in the last movie, but what if money? Who knew authority would drive a rift between two of your hosts? Is Jason (yeah it's Jason now) just weeding out unqualified camp counselors? When did Jason become a cryptid? Can we have a drink with Ginny and discuss tunnel snakes? What's a town's obligation to protect its doomsayer? It's arts and crafts time and we're all learning how to...
2023-10-021h 32Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Friday the 13thLight that campfire, ignore the doomsayer, and let's watch the birth of a franchise together as Horrorble Opinions reviews Friday the 13th (1980), directed by Sean S. Cunningham. When does a ripoff transcend into greatness? How long would Ralph have stayed in that pantry? Who gets caught cheating at monopoly? Where did Kevin Bacon learn how to dive? Will this be the start of a great retrospective on an iconic series? Those odds are about as good as getting the old Camp Crystal Lake back up and functioning.
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Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions: Something in the Dirt (2022)Time to dig deep into your brain meat to figure out what's going on with your favorite HOs at Horrorble Opinions. We are watching something that's probably too smart for us which surely wont get us into some crazy lines of thinking. Will the conspiracies break Ryan? Will Kenny's head ever stop hurting? Will Daniel admit that he's always been the something that is in the dirt? Are birds drones? What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Come find out answers to all your questions inside this, another fantastic episode of the Horrorble Opinions podcast!
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Horrorble OpinionsHorrorble Opinions Xmas Special Part 2: Santa JawsIn the 2nd part of our 2 part holiday marathon we find out if Kenny and Daniel completely lose their will to live after enduring Santa Jaws immediately after getting beaten into submission by Weredeer. Can Kenny and Daniel agree on which one of these 2 movies was better? Did anyone win watching these? What kind of horrorble people are you for getting pleasure out of our suffering on Christmas? Can't wait to top this next Christmas. Ryan will be punished for missing this Holiday Extravaganza! Happy Holidays from the dudes at the Horrorble Opinions Podcast and thanks for joining us!!!
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