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Escape From Vault DisneyDelicacies Destiny - Episode One In this episode, we return following an unanticipated long hiatus as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick the first episode of a Chinese romantic comedy streaming series from China's video-sharing site Bilibili. In this period piece set during the Ming Dynasty, we follow a woman's journey from humble beginnings to her position as head chef for the crown prince at the imperial palace, all while the show's aesthetics combine mouth-watering culinary footage, Hanna-Barbera sound effects and jokes about turning kidnappers into eunuchs until it gets to the point where you really have to wonder, "what...2024-08-2341 min
Escape From Vault DisneyMINISODE! What Would Walt Have Done?-Era Movies NOT on Disney+!DISCLAIMER: This minisode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. In this special minisode, we combine the last two theme "months" together by assembling eighteen regular guests to give...2024-06-1915 min
Escape From Vault DisneyWillow (1988) This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Haley Baker Callahan makes us watch a Lucasfilm classic from 1988, in which George Lucas finally gets fed up with sci-fi purists decrying Star Wars as "more of a fantasy" and says "Oh, you want a fantasy? I'll give you a fantasy!" And because everyone in the 80s knew for a fact that Lord of the Rings would never ever ever be a live-action movie, George instead threw together a buncha swords, sorcery and other sword-and-sorcery tropes, cast Wicket W. Warrick and Nick...2023-02-151h 12Escape From Vault DisneyBehind the Attraction S1E8 - It's A Small World This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to once again cover a Disney+ original documentary series all about, what a shocker, just how awesome Disney is at doing the things Disney does! This time, it talks about that one time all the countries in the world converged on Flushing Meadows in Queens, and Walt Disney, Pepsi-Cola, the "No Wire Hangers" lady, a team of exhausted overworked Imagineers and of course the songwriters of "Pineapple Princess" all combined efforts to show those countries of the world, "here's what we think you'd look like if you were all...2023-02-081h 04Escape From Vault DisneyDr. K's Exotic Animal ER S3E4 - Operations Skunk This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2016 to pick exactly what all my most dedicated listeners tune in to this podcast to hear, ANOTHER DAMN NATGEO SHOW! For the second week in a row. Hey, don't thank the randomizer, it's just doing its very stupid job. This particular NatGeo show is a reality show all about the veterinarians working at a Florida animal hospital that specializes in caring for exotic animals, which basically means "literally any animal that can fit through the door that isn't a dog or a cat unless it's the main vet's dad's...2022-11-3035 minEscape From Vault DisneySecrets of the Bull Shark This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick one of the roughly nine zillion NatGeo documentaries on Disney+ all about sharks! Yes, sharks, those oft-maligned predators of the deep who were the subject of exactly one really good movie almost fifty damn years ago and the general public is still inexplicably fascinated with them, even though unless you're a fish, you're statistically more likely to get killed by a falling vending machine than a shark. So I guess the real question is, where's Spielberg's suspenseful masterpiece about falling vending machines? Screw The Fabelmans, get that...2022-11-2341 min
Escape From Vault DisneyFerdinand It's our final week of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2017 to pick Troy Lundquist's request for an animated feature from the gone-but-not-forgotten Blue Sky Studios, a timeless fable about the virtues of individualism and pacifism in a cruel, heartless, endlessly competitive world where conformity is normalized and life is disposable. Also there's a scene where a bull twerks. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they pick up shovels and clean up after FERDINAND! Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: h...2021-09-291h 01
Escape From Vault DisneySuper Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! S1E11 - Ape New World It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2021, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2004 to pick Eric Ortiz's request for a randomly-selected first season episode of that show we already covered a couple months ago about going to force some sort of hyper team of monkey robots into being super. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they try to remember the name SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO! season one, episode eleven, "Ape New World!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark 2021-09-2341 min