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Win Stupid PrizesWho would host a better party than Mario?Mario is always hosting parties but the food is always cold and the dice always roll 1s. So we think it's about time someone else hosted a party - the only question is, who?Eddie collects balls, Jamie finally snaps, and Alex definitely isn't talking about Kingdom Hearts again, all whilst Judge Paul can't wait for the party to end.We're making wishes on Dragon balls, popping balloons in RuneScape, avoiding Zeus, and hoping not to get sued by Disney before Thanos snaps us in half. Just remember: the...2025-07-2548 min
HexagorgonWhich animal would be the best at fighting crime?History is full of crime-fighting animals! Scooby-Doo and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, to name two. But this begs the obvious question, which animal would be the best at stopping crims in the real world?2025-06-2700 minWin Stupid PrizesWhich animal would be the best at fighting crime?History is full of crime-fighting animals! Scooby-Doo, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, and Detective Chimp to name but a few. But this begs the obvious question, which animal would be the best at stopping crims in the real world?Eddie takes the prompt literally, Jamie will be the one asking the questions, and Bear is just pretty sure Eddie's answers are bad. Meanwhile Alex has doubts that this question was worth asking in the first place.We explore mythological lawyers, bomb defusers, aggressive arrestors, beat cops, undercover options, and even...2025-06-2750 min
HexagorgonWhat job should Peter Parker actually have?Our good friend Peter Parker needs a new job. Photographing Spiderman for J Jonah Jameson just isn't cutting it any more. Thankfully we have some great career ideas for him.2025-05-3000 minWin Stupid PrizesWhat job should Peter Parker actually have?Our good friend Peter Parker (who may or may not be Spiderman) needs a new job. Between his stressful boss, being underpaid by his boss, and his boss trying to replace him with AI, being J Jonah Jameson's photographer at the Daily Bugle just isn't cutting it. So what job should Peter Parker (or maybe Spiderman) do instead?Eddie thinks Mr Parker should stick to what he's good at, Alex reckons Peter is missing a trick, and Jamie believes Spiderman should take on even more responsibility. Meanwhile Judge Bear just wanted to bonk Spiderman...2025-05-3051 min
HexagorgonAsk Stupid Questions – QUIZ!To celebrate our 50th anniversary (ie. episode) Eddie has thrown together a special quiz for everyone! And by "special" he means ridiculous, impossible, and above all, stupid.2025-04-2800 minWin Stupid PrizesAsk Stupid Questions - QUIZ!To celebrate our 50th anniversary (ie. episode) Eddie has thrown together a special quiz for everyone! And by "special" he means ridiculous, impossible, and above all, stupid.Filled with callbacks, running jokes, and references to a few things which are a little too real; consider this episode a helpful refresher for listeners new and old. Whether you want a whistle-stop tour of everying Win Stupid Prizes to date, or you just want to reminisce the old days, this episode was created for you. Yep, specifically for you, [listener name]....2025-04-2547 minWin Stupid PrizesWelcome to Win Stupid Prizes!Welcome to Win Stupid Prizes, the comedy/pop-culture podcast where we ask the questions that nobody thought were worth asking and win some... unique prizes along the way!If you've ever wondered which D&D class would MIN-MAX your life, or how 4 regular humans could stop Thanos, or even how would you bust ghosts; then this is the podcast for you!More details at: www.hexagorgon.com/series/win-stupid-prizes/Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library2025-04-1401 min
HexagorgonHow would you survive in Minecraft?To celebrate the release of the Minecraft Movie, we consider how we could actually survive in the most popular video game of all time, but without the Warner Bros financial backing!2025-03-2800 minWin Stupid PrizesHow would you survive in Minecraft?Jack Black is back with a brand new track to take his lumberjack stack back to his shack. To celebrate the release of the Minecraft Movie, we consider how we could actually survive in the most popular video game of all time (at time of release), but without the Warner Bros financial backing!Jamie tries to use the game against itself, Eddie tries to exploit some loopholes, and Paul is confused about how he even got here in the first place. Meanwhile, Alex Judges from the rare position of having less playtime than Steam's...2025-03-2847 min
HexagorgonWhat changes would you make to The Weather in the next balance patch?In our quest to fix everything, this year we try our hand at the weather. You know, that thing that's always kinda gloomy in the UK? Yeah! We're doing a balance patch for that!2025-02-2800 minWin Stupid PrizesWhat changes would you make to The Weather in the next balance patch?In our quest to fix everything, this year we try our hand at the weather. You know, that thing that's always kinda gloomy in the UK? Yeah! We're doing a balance patch for that!Eddie wants more choice, Jamie wants the weather to feel more unique, and Alex wants it to be far more regimented. Meanwhile, Judge Paul will do whatever it takes to maintain his position in government, including blame whichever idea he picks as the winner for all his personal failings.So put your hazmat suits on...2025-02-2846 min
HexagorgonHow would you use Wallace’s inventions?In honour of Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl, we discuss some of our favourite moments in British Television history and debate how Wallace's inventions could actually be used to turn a profit.2025-01-3100 minWin Stupid PrizesHow would you use Wallace's inventions?Crikey, Gromit! The budget isn't looking too grand - we'll have to sell some of my inventions to pay off our debts. At least these kind lads in marketing have some bright ideas about how to make a quick quid!
That's right, today we're going full Capitalism and trying to use some of Wallace's cracking contraptions to turn a profit. Jamie thinks big, Eddie gets the wrong idea, and Paul goes absolutely ballistic, all whilst Alex dangles a contract over their heads and tells them to jump.
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HexagorgonWhat would you do Before Christmas? (à la The Nightmare Before Christmas?)Halloween did such a good job that we're wondering who else would do a good Christmas? In this year's Holiday Special, we consider which other franchises could give jolly old Saint Nick a year off.2024-12-2000 minWin Stupid PrizesWhat would you do Before Christmas? (à la The Nightmare Before Christmas?)Halloween did such a good job that we're wondering what other franchises would do a good Christmas? In this year's Holiday Special, we consider the implications of different organisations giving jolly old Saint Nick a year off.
Jamie fulfils some childhood fantasies, Alex does an Eddie, and Eddie doesn't know when his answers are. But between us, we (might) come up with a Christmas you'll be jealous isn't happening every year!
We suggest a smorgasbord of Santas, pitch a plethora of presents, and even bring some booby prizes for...2024-12-2053 min
HexagorgonHow would you stop Sonic the Hedgehog?The Blue Blur is at it again! Only this time we plan to do the one thing than Dr Eggman couldn't and stop Sonic the Hedgehog.2024-11-2900 minWin Stupid PrizesHow would you stop Sonic the Hedgehog?The Blue Blur is at it again! Only this time we plan to do the one thing than Dr Eggman couldn't and stop Sonic the Hedgehog. Can three Knuckles-heads succeed where the mad scientist formerly known as Ivo Kintobor hasn't?
Jamie pulls in other characters, Alex utilises traps both physical and mental, and Eddie plans to beat the Sonic Universe at its own game.
We consider unimportant topics such as: Is Sonic faster than The Flash? Can Sonic survive a punch? And what is the best foodstuff to model...2024-11-2947 min
HexagorgonHow would you Bust Ghosts?The Ghostbusters are MIA again! Instead of outsourcing the job again, this time we're taking the Thanos approach and doing it ourselves.2024-10-2500 minWin Stupid PrizesHow would you Bust Ghosts?The Ghostbusters are MIA again! Instead of outsourcing the job again, this time we're taking the Thanos approach and doing it ourselves.
Eddie does what he always does, Alex makes use of accessories, and Jamie takes the emotional path, all whilst Bear judges their ethereal experiments.
We ask the philosophical questions like; are ghosts Pokémon? And, can you incorporate the incorporeal? But ultimately, as always, everything comes down to balls.
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HexagorgonWhat is the best Magic: The Gathering spell to have in real life?There are over 27,000 Magic: The Gathering spells in the game, and we have to whittle it down to just one. So we better make it a good one (or not, as the case may be).2024-09-2700 minWin Stupid PrizesWhat is the best Magic: The Gathering spell to have in real life?There are over 27,000 Magic: The Gathering spells in the game, and we have to whittle it down to just one. So we better make it a good one (or not, as the case may be).Alex wants to improve their life, Bear wants to prank his friends, and Eddie just wants his fridge moved. Meanwhile, Jamie plays judge (both on the podcast and in the game) and vigilantly watches for rules violations.We learn something about magic in real life, spend a lot of time simply stopping each other...2024-09-2740 min
HexagorgonWhich is the best fictional house?Did you ever try to buy a house? It's really difficult, they all make too much sense! But in the world of fiction anything is possible...2024-08-3000 min
Win Stupid PrizesWhich is the best fictional house?Did you ever try to buy a house? It's really difficult, they all make too much sense! But in the world of fiction anything is possible...
Pwal suggests some interesting room mates, Alex includes a lot of moving parts, and Jamie breaks the laws of physics as they each play the estate agents pitching to start Eddie's property portfolio.
We discover that room mates are often a dealbreaker - no matter how nice the house - and have to consider the viability of the podcast in each location. Will any of us find a dream...2024-08-3047 min
HexagorgonWe’re making a pirate crew! Who do we bring?YARRR YOU SCURVY DOGS! We're assembling the finest seafaring crew the seven seas have ever seen! Just one problem, we don't know who to hire.2024-07-2600 minWin Stupid PrizesWe’re making a pirate crew! Who do we bring?YARRR YOU SCURVY DOGS! We're assembling the finest seafaring crew the seven seas have ever seen! Just one problem, we don't know who to hire.
Ed, Bear, and Pwal bash their collective heads together to fill in the most important roles on a pirate ship, and desperately try and avoid a mutiny (or several) as they do so.
We pitch several Captains (not necessarily for the role of Captain), a handful of monsters, and more than one cartoon crab. The only thing we can say for certain is nobody's ever tried to assemble a team...2024-07-2641 min
HexagorgonCould we take down Jaws?It's tourist season in Amity Island and Jaws is back at it again! Can we stop him before the beach closes for good?2024-06-3000 minWin Stupid PrizesCould we take down Jaws?So we just get rid of one shark? AND there's a cash reward? Count us in!
It's the height of summer and tourist season is in full swing in Amity Island, but our old pal Bruce is up to his usual nonsense again. And by usual nonsense we mean eating people. So we've undercut the competition and we're out to stop him!
Using John Williams queues, kaiju, blood transfusions, a big kebab, and potentially Ed's fists; Bear, Pwal, and Eddie set about earning their easiest paycheck ever. Or so we thought at first.
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HexagorgonWhich villain would you add to Doctor Who?With the recent Doctor Who reboot (aptly named Season One), we think it's high time they added a new villain to the franchise! The only question is: which one?2024-06-0100 minWin Stupid PrizesWhich villain would you add to Doctor Who?There's a brand new show coming out on the BBC! After 60 years they're launching Season One of Doctor Who, and however you count it, it's the perfect time to add some new enemies for the titular Doctor to face.
From classic Batman villains to Rowan Atkinsons finest role, from "whodunnit?" to "WAAAAGH!", we cover all manner of evil entities in this episode; but there's only space for one Dr Who nemesis...
Jamie pitches marvellous murder mystery bottle episodes, Eddie plans series long established franchises, and Pwal just wants to...2024-05-3137 min
HexagorgonWhat’s next for Pokémon?With gaming sensation Palworld (AKA. Pokémon With Guns) sweeping the world of catchable critters, we simply need to know: What is the next big thing for Pokémon?2024-04-2600 minWin Stupid PrizesWhat's next for Pokémon?With gaming sensation Palworld (AKA. Pokémon With Guns) sweeping the world of catchable critters, we simply need to know: What is the next big thing for Pokémon?
We explore options including sports, town planning, educational games, biological nonsense, just straight up copying Overcooked, and (of course) Capitalism.
Eddie cashes in his PokéPoints, Bear catches the longest Pikachu, and we let Alex cook, whilst Jamie questions why he gave his rarest Pokémon to a bunch of 10 year olds.
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HexagorgonCould we survive The Return of the King?A poorly-planned siege, a shop opening in Mordor, and a climactic showdown on Mount Doom. In the finalé of this retelling it's time to find out if we really can destroy The One Ring.2024-03-2900 minWin Stupid PrizesCould we survive The Return of the King?PART 1: https://www.hexagorgon.com/podcast/wsp-033/
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The Siege of Gondor is nigh, Sauron's forces are amassing, the King is nowhere to be found, and the forces of good have entrusted their battle plans to three people who are more interested in the battle minis than the actual battle.
Meanwhile, three idiots, I mean, hobbits have a merry trek up a mountain and open a shop with absolutely no consequences!
The only thing left for it is a climactic showdown at Mount Doom with about as...2024-03-2951 min
HexagorgonWhat changes would you make to humans in the next balance patch?What is a (hu)man? A miserable pile of tubes. Whether you want more tubes, fewer tubes, or to ignore the tubes completely, you have to agree that humans have room for improvement.2024-02-2300 minWin Stupid PrizesWhat changes would you make to humans in the next balance patch?Heads up, we talk a lot about how bodies work in this episode.
What is a (hu)man? A miserable pile of tubes. Whether you want more tubes, fewer tubes, or to ignore the tubes completely, you have to agree that humans have room for improvement.
Eddie just wants more options, Bear wants to be a gun for some reason, and Jamie won't shut up about the weenus. Meanwhile, Alex shuts down every half-baked idea that comes out of the other three's mouths - and believe me, there are a lot of...2024-02-2354 min
HexagorgonCould we survive The Two Towers?Two Towers, One Ring, and Zero Good Ideas. Can we survive The Two Towers when our protagonists don't even know where the ring is?2024-01-2700 minWin Stupid PrizesCould we survive The Two Towers?PART 1: https://www.hexagorgon.com/podcast/wsp-033/
In a world where three idiots were trusted with a ring of ultimate power, their three non-idiot friends try and rectify their mistakes with absolutely no control over the idiots actions.
AJ rides a horse, Jamie champions mental health, and Bear admits his limits as they skirt around the fact that Gandalf can basically do everything for them. Alex, Eddie, and Pwallum also make an appearance!
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HexagorgonHow would you do a better job than The Grinch?We all know how The Grinch FAILED to steal Christmas, so the bar is pretty low here. But that won't stop us from committing atrocities in attempts we can only describe as "not as good as we thought".2023-12-2200 minWin Stupid PrizesHow would you do a better job than The Grinch?We all know how The Grinch FAILED to steal Christmas, so the bar is pretty low on this one. But that won't stop us from committing atrocities in attempts we can only describe as "not as good as we thought".
Eddie runs for mayor of Whoville, Alex tries to forget, and Bear goes killing again, whilst Jamie decides if we really should be on the Nice List after all.
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Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library2023-12-221h 06Win Stupid PrizesCould we survive The Fellowship of the Ring?Once upon a time, our grandfather/uncle/cousin gifted his three niblings a ring of immense power. Us three cousin/brothers then promptly required rescuing... a lot. The fate of Middle-earth has never been in more incompetent hands!
In this episode Alex uses a rock, Eddie gets stabbed, and Paul goes to the pub! As we seriously throw into question whether we can survive a third of the journey, let alone destroy some jewellery or whatever.
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HexagorgonCould we survive The Fellowship of the Ring?Once upon a time, our uncle gifted his three niblings a ring of immense power. Those three niblings then required rescuing a lot. The fate of Middle-earth has never been in more incompetent hands!2023-11-1100 minWin Stupid PrizesWhich monster would it be best to be?The night where every child turns into a monster for a few hours is nearly upon us! So I guess we better blend in by becoming a monster of our own. Which begs the question, which monster would it be best to be in real life?
AJ has high aspirations, Bear wants to maximise the comedy, and Pwal just wants rid of those pesky emotions, whilst Eddie is confused why every answer is a bug. These are more lifestyle ideas than costume ideas!
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HexagorgonWhich monster would it be best to be?If you could be a monster instead of a human, which monster would you want to be and why is it whichever stupid one we picked?2023-10-2200 minWin Stupid PrizesWhich fictional character would win Bake Off?It's the Hollywood / Hollywood crossover we never knew we needed! Paul and the gang need contestants for the next season of The Great British Bake Off, but we don't know how to bake! So we'll have to submit some friends in our stead.
Alex's contestants are easily distracted, Eddie tries to cheat his way to victory, and Jamie helps the other competitors, all whilst Bear licks his lips in anticipation.
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HexagorgonWhich fictional character would in Bake Off?Paul and the gang need contestants for the next season of The Great British Bake Off. Luckily, we know just the people for the show...2023-09-2400 minWin Stupid PrizesWhich vehicle is best for the daily commute?Everybody knows that the worst part of any job is the commute, but due to the premise of the question we do need to do the commute. Thankfully we've got a handful of vehicle-like suggestions to make the commute as least bad as possible!
Alex makes our answers redundant, Jamie makes the question redundant, and Bear gets made redundant, while judge Eddie looks for a legal loophole to survive his commute.
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HexagorgonWhich vehicle is best for the daily commute?Everybody knows that the worst part of any job is the commute, but due to the premise of the question we do need to do the commute. Thankfully we've got a handful of vehicle-like suggestions to make the commute as least bad as possible!2023-08-1900 minWin Stupid PrizesHow would you stop Palpatine and the rise of the Dark Side?It's been (at least) 9 films, and still we can't get rid of that loveable goofball Sheev Palpatine. Wait, he's not actually loveable, nor a goofball? He's actually a proprietor of the Dark Side and a threat to universal peace? Huh, I guess we should stop him then!
Pwal tries to influence the story, Eddie brute forces the issue, and Alex decides the Jedi are the problem. All the while Jamie eagerly waits for the bad guys to win for once.
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HexagorgonHow would you stop Palpatine and the rise of the Dark Side?It's been (at least) 9 films, and we still can't get rid of that loveable goofball Sheev Palpatine. But can we stop him once and for all?2023-07-2200 minWin Stupid PrizesWhat is the best future?There are a lot of dystopian hellscapes in the future, but we aren't here to hear why the future sucks, we want to know which future sucks the least! We wander through fiction and try to explain why the bad futures are good, why the good futures are bad, and ask what even counts as the future anyway?
Eddie somehow worms his way into the judges seat whilst Jamie tries to avoid actually being in the future and Alex mostly brings answers which don't actually apply to the question. So join us for what is technically a...2023-06-3054 minWin Stupid PrizesWhat Spider-Man would you add to the Spider-Verse?It's almost time to head Across The Spider-Verse and see what Spiders the Verse has to offer us, but before then we speculate on the Spider-Mans they should really have added to the movie.
Jamie wants to mix up the formula, Bear wants to mix up the lexicon, and Eddie wants to do a remix, all the while judge Pwal just wants to avoid getting mixed up in this multiversal nonsense. Warning for arachnophobes, this one does contain the word "spider" a lot.
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Eddie deliberately ignores the question, Jamie utilises Superman's strengths, and Alex shoots for the moon, whilst Bear reveals some shocking secrets about his good friend Clark Kent. Surprisingly, nobody tries to take over the world in this one. Well not intentionally anyway.
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With Eddie in the judge's seat, Pwal brings his aptitude for violence to the table, whilst Alex will do any amount of paperwork to avoid having to actually save a princess themself. Sometimes Bowser lives, sometimes he dies, but the world is almost always worse off than when our plans started.
2023-03-3142 minWin Stupid PrizesWhat changes would you make to Driving in the next balance patch?We did such a good job with our Football balance patch last year that we decided to have another crack at it but with Driving this time. Should cars be tubes? How about spheres? Should it be easier to gain points? Or perhaps driving backwards should make you exempt from the law?
Bear wants to take a technical approach to improving the game design, Eddie wants to change the shape of driving as we know it, and Alex thinks the biggest problem with driving is the cars. Meanwhile, Jamie just wants the premise of the episode to...2023-02-2457 min
Win Stupid PrizesA Win Stupid Prizes RetrospectiveDue to scheduling conflicts, Eddie and Alex were left to record an episode by themselves. Rather than solving one of the least asked for questions on the internet, they got distracted and ended up talking about the podcast of Win Stupid Prizes rather than actually trying to win a stupid prize.
Join us for this behind-the-scenes look at the effort that goes into an episode of Win Stupid Prizes! Including burning questions such as, how do we even record these things? What makes a good stupid answer? Can we afford a door? All this, and more, in...2023-01-2739 minWin Stupid PrizesHow would you stop Santa Claus?Last year we tried to do a better job than Santa, but that didn't work, so this year we're just outright stopping him. Can three mortal beings stop the seemingly omnipotent being that is Santa, or will he once again prove too much for us? And more importantly, will this mean we're all getting coal this Christmas?
AJ knows exactly what risks to take as Judge, Eddie probably ends up on the naughty list, Bear does the unthinkable and asks for help, and Pwal won't stop talking about Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for some reason.
...2022-12-2353 minWin Stupid PrizesWhich actor would have the most confusing life if their films were real?Actors are a wild bunch, but wouldn't it be even wilder if they weren't actors? If every film an actor has been in was completely factually accurate, which actor would have led the craziest life?
Alex forgets what question they asked, Jamie sticks to his theme, Eddie doesn't understand friendship, and Bear gets married, as we all explore the Edward Scissorhands-verse and realise that every actor was Bruce Willis the whole time.
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It's only been a year but Britain's Evil Mastermind, Pwal, has decided to come out of retirement. As a result, he needs to know which horror antagonists can easily be defeated so he doesn't make their same mistakes.
Alex tries to avoid the problem once again, Bear uses his strengths to his advantage, and Eddie takes on the true villain of Hallowe'en, in an episode where we definitely stuck to the brief and didn't just pick any spooky story we wanted to talk about.
Check out our...2022-10-2858 minWin Stupid PrizesWhich DnD class would MIN-MAX your life?One DnD is upon us! Which means we only get to pick one class, so we better pick a good one. Eddie, Alex, and Jamie ignore both Dungeons and Dragons as Bear questions how their chosen class would actually be useful in the real world.
Eddie wants to be the most evil Lawful Good character you've ever seen, Alex wants to improve their lowest skills, and Jamie just wants to stay out of the sun. Unfortunately, Bear was railroading from the start and had pre-rolled the winner of this episode.
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In this surprisingly animal-orientated episode, Alex, Bear, and Jamie try to save Eddie from a terrible fate. Will any of them succeed, or are fairy-tales just that difficult to win?
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Our resident Kingdom Hearts expert, Alex, navigates the Realms as Eddie, Jamie, and Pwal try to come up with anything more ridiculous than the worlds Kingdom Hearts already has to offer.
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Win Stupid PrizesWhich movie would be most improved by a single F-bomb?Swearing, we all do it! Apart from a few movies doing their best to maintain a squeaky-clean rating, that is. But what if those polite films were made just a little ruder, and given the PG13 rating to match?
As Jamie attempts to win an argument with a friend, Eddie, AJ, and Alex get their effing and blinding on in what is our crassest episode to date!
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As AJ cowers in the corner, will Pwal's close-knit core, Alex's proven survivors, or Eddie's plucky teens prove the most likely to pull through a zombie apocalypse unscathed?
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Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on...2022-05-271h 00Win Stupid PrizesWhich fictional character should be the next James Bond?It is finally Time to Die for Daniel Craig's James Bond, and who better to decide who should replace him than the nerds at Hexagorgon?
Alex conducts the auditions whilst Jamie gets methodic, Eddie goes robotic, and Bear feels erotic as their pitches shoot, spy, sneak, speak, and shoot their way through various Bond tropes.
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Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers o...2022-04-2953 minWin Stupid PrizesWhich fictional family would you choose to be a part of?We're often told that you can choose your friends but not your family, but in the world of fiction anything is possible!
Eddie deals with the paperwork whilst Bear faces his fear of mushrooms, Pwal dodges an existential crisis, and Alex chooses how many legs they want, as they all vie to come up with the best family to be a part of.
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If you'd like to support us and what we do, we now have a Ko-fi!2022-03-2546 minWin Stupid PrizesWhich movie protagonist would YOU replace?We've all imagined ourselves as the main character of a movie from time to time. So, when Movie Master Bear gave AJ, Alex, and Eddie the chance to swap themselves into their favourite movies, they did not hold back.
Alex writes fan fiction, AJ gets a physical description, and Eddie gets in a fight, whilst Bear finally reveals the one movie he hasn't seen...
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If you'd like to support us and what we do, we now have a K...2022-02-251h 00Win Stupid PrizesWhat changes would you make to Football (soccer) in the next balance patch?The Beautiful Game is about to get a whole lot more beautiful with its next balance patch! But what changes could possibly be made to Football?
Alex tries to represent the game's best interests whilst Bear, Eddie, and Jamie throw just about everything at the wall to see how many points they score.
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Stars Align by The 126ers on t...2022-01-2849 minWin Stupid PrizesHow would you do a better job than Santa Claus?Santa's monopoly on Christmas has gone too far. Fortunately he's being a good sport about it, and has allowed AJ to provide some competition this year.
With only one item, one character, and one army of minions to help them, can Bear, Eddie, and Jamie come up with a plan to deliver presents to every house in the world in one night?
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2021-12-241h 10Win Stupid PrizesWhat is the best animal to get turned into?Through an unexplained process of witchcraft and veterinarian skills, Bear is going to gain the ability to transform into an animal. The catch? It's a forced transformation which lasts for one week of each month.
With the help of Eddie, Alex, and AJ, can Bear figure out the best animal for this scenario before his procedure tomorrow?
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Human Crowd...2021-11-2647 minWin Stupid PrizesThe Ghostbusters aren't answering! Who you gonna call?When Jamie discovered his new flat was haunted, he knew what to do. Unfortunately, the Ghostbusters aren't responding to his calls! What other characters can Bear, Eddie, and Pwal get hold of to help Jamie solve this spooky situation?
Eddie changes the rules, Bear plays into Jamie's interests, and Pwal tries to steal Jamie's flat.
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earthquake3.wav by zatar on...2021-10-291h 01Win Stupid PrizesIf you could have one video game item in real life, which would you pick?There sure are a lot of items in video games! But if you could bring one video game item into the real world, which one would you choose?
Eddie asks some pointed questions whilst Bear tries to master, Pwal tries to barter, and AJ tries the butter.
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Calvin Harris by josh pan from the YouTube Audio Library2021-09-241h 01Win Stupid PrizesWho would ACTUALLY win Super Smash Bros?From Mario to Mythra, there are a lot of characters in Super Smash Bros. But if they were fighting for real, who would come out on top?
Alex, Eddie, and Jamie knock their collective knowledge together to figure out who would be the Super Smash Champion.
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Night Run Away by An Jone from the YouTube Audio Library2021-08-271h 53Win Stupid PrizesWhich Fictional Villain would be best at running the country?Politics is a mess, and with Britain's Evil Mastermind approaching retirement, it's only going to get messier. Can Pwal find a suitably villainous replacement with the help of recruiters AJ, Alex, and Eddie?
AJ looks past first impressions, Eddie looks to the future, and Alex looks out for number one.
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Canal 3 by Quincas Moreira from the YouTube Audio Library2021-07-2333 minWin Stupid PrizesHow would you stop Thanos?Thanos is one of the greatest threats of the modern era, and even an elite team of the worlds greatest superheroes almost failed to stop him. So can Alex, with the help of Eddie, Jamie, and Pwal come up with a fool-proof plan to stop the Mad Titan and save the universe?
Pwal is willing to make sacrifices, Jamie gives Thanos what he always needed, and Eddie looks for a sponsorship deal.
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Credits:2021-06-2545 minWin Stupid PrizesBest Video Game to be an NPC inImagine you were playing a video game, but instead of playing you were just sort of... there. Bear puts it to Alex, Eddie, and Pwal to come up with the best Video Game to be an NPC (Non-Playable Character) in!
Eddie flirts with a life of crime, Alex discovers existential dread, and Pwal makes some lewd decisions, in what can only be described as 3 games which definitely have NPCs.
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Twitch: hexagorgonlive2021-05-2042 minWin Stupid Prizes2nd Best PokémonJamie already knows what the best Pokémon is, but what is the 2nd best Pokémon? AJ, Eddie, and Toby put their (2nd) best pitches, forward!
Toby takes a personal approach, AJ takes an impersonal approach, and Eddie takes an unpersonable approach.
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Win Stupid PrizesDesert Island CompanionThe one where we’re trapped on a desert island, but we get to choose one fictional character to aid us on our quest for survival, escape, or perhaps something entirely different.
In this episode, Bear chops down a tree, Jamie attempts pottery, Alex rolls a die, and Eddie loudly judges them.
Outro music: Island Dance by 4barrelcarb on freesound.org
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Twitch: hexagorgonlive2020-09-1842 min