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CursecastCursecastWould you smash a kobold? - D&D Smash Or PassI got together with four of the most disastrous people I know, Iris, Goggles, KatBat, and Luke, to play Smash or Pass with the thirstiest book ever written: Dungeons & Dragons' 5th Edition Monster Manual. In this video, we go through J, K, and L! Sifting through monsters like the Jackalwere, the Kobold, the Kenku, and the Lich to answer the most important question: Would you smash or would you pass?2025-06-1431 minCursecastCursecastNick Does A Microaggression; Bri Does A Macroaggression | Monster Prom S3 pt. 3Nick reaches furiosity levels heretofore unimaginable. And we go to prom, I guess?I got together with my two most chaotic friends, Goggles and Bri, to finally put paid to the doubters and prove ONCE AND FOR ALL who is the best at dating. We set our sights on Monster Prom's finest hottie: Polly Geist, a party ghost with an insatiable appetite for all the wrong things. We must be bold, we must be fun, we must stop making specific and credible threats!2025-05-0340 minCursecastCursecastIt Would Be Funny If 8 Penguins Murdered Nick | Monster Prom S3 pt. 2We have an honest and frank discussion about how I am going to die.I got together with my two most chaotic friends, Goggles and Bri, to finally put paid to the doubters and prove ONCE AND FOR ALL who is the best at dating. We set our sights on Monster Prom's finest hottie: Polly Geist, a party ghost with an insatiable appetite for all the wrong things. We must be bold, we must be fun, we must stop making specific and credible threats!2025-04-1933 minCursecastCursecastBri Killed A Child IRL | Monster Prom S3 pt. 1Bri tells us the story of the time she stabbed a child to death at school. Did Bobby deserve it? Let us know in the comments!I got together with my two most chaotic friends, Goggles and Bri, to finally put paid to the doubters and prove ONCE AND FOR ALL who is the best at dating. We set our sights on Monster Prom's finest hottie: Polly Geist, a party ghost with an insatiable appetite for all the wrong things. We must be bold, we must be fun, we must stop making specific and credible threats!2025-04-0531 minCursecastCursecastHow It Feels To Stick It In A Shop-Vac - D&D Smash Or PassI got together with four of the most disastrous people I know, Iris, Goggles, KatBat, and Luke, to play Smash or Pass with the thirstiest book ever written: Dungeons & Dragons' 5th Edition Monster Manual.In this video, we go through the icy Is: the Ice Devil, the Incubus, the Intellect Devourer, and the Invisible Stalker to answer the most important question: Would you smash or would you pass?2025-03-2915 minCursecastCursecastGod Forbid Women Do Anything - D&D Smash Or PassI got together with four of the most disastrous people I know, Iris, Goggles, KatBat, and Luke, to play Smash or Pass with the thirstiest book ever written: Dungeons & Dragons' 5th Edition Monster Manual.In this video, we go through the horny Hs: the Hobgoblin, the Harpy, the Human, and the Hydra to answer the most important question: Would you smash or would you pass?2025-03-1536 minCursecastCursecastGOBLIN DEEZ NUTS - D&D Smash Or PassI got together with four of the most disastrous people I know, Iris, Goggles, KatBat, and Luke, to play Smash or Pass with the thirstiest book ever written: Dungeons & Dragons' 5th Edition Monster Manual. In this video, we go through the second half of the gorgeous Gs: the Goristro, the Glabrezu, the Gnoll, and the Green Hag to answer the most important question: Would you smash or would you pass?2024-10-1939 minCursecastCursecastPlease Haunt Me - D&D Smash Or PassI got together with four of the most disastrous people I know, Iris, Goggles, KatBat, and Luke, to play Smash or Pass with the thirstiest book ever written: Dungeons & Dragons' 5th Edition Monster Manual. In this video, we go through the first half of the ghastly Gs: the Ghost, the Ghoul, the Galeb Duhr, and the Gelatinous Cube to answer the most important question: Would you smash or would you pass?2024-10-0530 minCursecastCursecastWhat A Goofy Little Guy - D&D Smash Or PassI got together with four of the most disastrous people I know, Iris, Goggles, KatBat, and Luke, to play Smash or Pass with the thirstiest book ever written: Dungeons & Dragons' 5th Edition Monster Manual. In this video, we go through the effable Fs: the Fomorian, the Fire Giant, the Flame Skull, and the Flumph to answer the most important question: Would you smash or would you pass?2024-09-2133 minCursecastCursecastThe Devil In Me (I Hope) - D&D Smash Or PassI got together with four of the most disastrous people I know, Iris, Goggles, KatBat, and Luke, to play Smash or Pass with the thirstiest book ever written: Dungeons & Dragons' 5th Edition Monster Manual. In this video, we go through the exotic Es: the Erinyes, the Empyrean, the Ettercap, and the Dretch, to answer the most important question: Would you smash or would you pass?2024-09-0713 minCursecastCursecastThe Dryad Has Me Anything But Dry - D&D Smash Or PassI got together with four of the most disastrous people I know, Iris, Goggles, KatBat, and Luke, to play Smash or Pass with the thirstiest book ever written: Dungeons & Dragons' 5th Edition Monster Manual. In this video, we go through the devilish Ds: the Drider, the Dragonturtle, the Duodrone, and the Dretch, to answer the most important question: Would you smash or would you pass?2024-08-2440 minCursecastCursecastThe Cambion Can-Pee-On Me - D&D Smash Or PassI got together with four of the most disastrous people I know, Iris, Goggles, KatBat, and Luke, to play Smash or Pass with the thirstiest book ever written: Dungeons & Dragons' 5th Edition Monster Manual. In this video, we go through the cutie Cs: the Cambion, the Chain Devil, the Chimera, and the Cloaker, to answer the most important question: Would you smash or would you pass?2024-07-2732 minCursecastCursecastBeholder? I don't even know 'er! - D&D Smash Or PassI got together with three of the most disastrous people I know, Iris, Goggles, and Luke, to play Smash or Pass with the thirstiest book ever written: Dungeons & Dragons' 5th Edition Monster Manual. In this video, we go through the bodacious Bs: the Black Dragon, the Bugbear, the Beholder, and even the Bullywug, to answer the most important question: Would you smash or would you pass?2024-07-1337 minOMEN InvestigationsOMEN InvestigationsLEIGHMOUTH E4 - A.A.S.C.A.IA new intelligence comes online and experiences a range of human experiences. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring A.A.S.C.A.I: Jay Void Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen Agent Tanner: Nick (HisCursedness) Agent Brem: Sophie Artemigi Agent Carter: Lucian V Ghost Join our official OMEN discord! 2024-06-3014 minCursecastCursecastAboleths Are Too Toothy - D&D Smash Or PassI got together with three of the most disastrous people I know: Iris, Goggles, and Luke, to play Smash or Pass with the thirstiest book ever written: Dungeons & Dragons' 5th Edition Monster Manual. In this video, we go through the awesome As: The Ankheg, Abominable Yeti, Aboleth, and even the Air Elemental, to answer the most important question: Would you smash or would you pass?2024-06-2926 minCybertopia APCybertopia APKeith on being Cookie StandardOur next cast member catch up for an inter-season interviews is Keith who played Amazing Corps' sleaziest, scummiest talent agent come corporate spy, who featured in Thieves in the Nightclub, Signs of the Times and the crowd control group from the House of Cards finale. You can find him and his other works on: Mastadon (@kaynsd@peoplemaking.games) Twitch(https://www.twitch.tv/kaynsd/) YouTube (as Hannah Delhaemr in Guild of Icons hosted on HisCursedness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FQ2SdaroRY) Itch (https://kaynsd.itch.io/) Also...2024-05-0736 minCursecastCursecastFascism Cured - Monster Prom S2 pt. 5The ice cream wizard cometh, Goggles meets a Canadian, and Bri solves online trolling. There’s only 3 weeks left before monster prom and you haven’t got a date yet..and you’re a monster. But that’s okay ‘cause at your high-school everyone else is too! This madcap visual novel dating sim has you asking all the important questions, like: How does making out with a ghost work anyway? Choose your own adventure and get all the way to your special monster’s heart before anyone else does, take personality quizzes to determine your stats...2024-02-1826 minCursecastCursecastStabbed In The Name Of Love - Monster Prom S2 pt. 4I betray Bri, Bri convinces Polly to stab a person in the name of love, and Goggles flexes his corpse collection. There’s only 3 weeks left before monster prom and you haven’t got a date yet..and you’re a monster. But that’s okay ‘cause at your high-school everyone else is too! This madcap visual novel dating sim has you asking all the important questions, like: How does making out with a ghost work anyway? Choose your own adventure and get all the way to your special monster’s heart before anyone else does, t...2024-02-0422 minCybertopia APCybertopia AP24 Festmas Tidings pt2This may be releasing on the podcast feed a month late but if you're feeling the January blues, turn back the clock a bit with this festive themed Cybertopia stream recording! We're back with Erin Brioche, Enfys Pranc and Nick Udell from the HisCursedness community reprising their roles as Amazing Corps HQ workers. They're up in a factory in the far North trying to convince the somewhat odd overseer to actually do his job and figure out what else has been going on up there... Check Nick and the rest of the gang out on Twitch at https://www...2024-01-3045 minCursecastCursecastIt's Amazing What You Can Do With A Dildo - Monster Prom S2 pt. 3Bri starts an environmentally friendly rave, Goggles brings a knife to a swordfight, and I beat hundreds of peasants. There’s only 3 weeks left before monster prom and you haven’t got a date yet..and you’re a monster. But that’s okay ‘cause at your high-school everyone else is too! This madcap visual novel dating sim has you asking all the important questions, like: How does making out with a ghost work anyway? Choose your own adventure and get all the way to your special monster’s heart before anyone else does, take persona...2024-01-2124 minCybertopia APCybertopia AP23 Festmas Tidings pt1This may be releasing on the podcast feed a month late but if you're feeling the January blues, turn back the clock a bit with this festive themed Cybertopia stream recording! We're back with Erin Brioche, Enfys Pranc and Nick Udell from the HisCursedness community reprising their roles as Amazing Corps HQ workers. A factory in the far North hasn't delivered and needs checking up on - guess who's being sent along while the rest of the company gets on with the Festmas partying? Check Nick and the rest of the gang out on Twitch at https://www.twitch.tv...2024-01-1656 minCursecastCursecastThe Grapefruit Technique - Monster Prom S2 pt. 2I help Miranda prank a classmate, Goggles learns a brand new thing to do with a grapefruit, and Bri cooks drugs in the cafeteria. There’s only 3 weeks left before monster prom and you haven’t got a date yet..and you’re a monster. But that’s okay ‘cause at your high-school everyone else is too! This madcap visual novel dating sim has you asking all the important questions, like: How does making out with a ghost work anyway? Choose your own adventure and get all the way to your special monster’s heart before...2024-01-0723 minCybertopia APCybertopia AP22 Meanwhile pt2Season 1 and 2023 may be over but we're not going to let that get in the way of some Cybertopia fun, so here's part 2 of a recording of a livestream we did with some other friends. This lot really took hold of the simple rules system and ripped it to shreds with massive modifiers and high rolls but they also really leaned into teamwork and min-maxing their characters to the perfect effects, so it's great example of some short term optimised play! Featuring Erin Brioche, Enfys Pranc and Nick Udell from the HisCursedness community. Check Nick...2024-01-0241 minCybertopia APCybertopia AP21 Meanwhile pt1Season 1 may be over but we're going to try not to let y'all languish whilst you wait for season 2 recording to get going, so here's a recording of a livestream we did with some other friends. Like the main cast, this lot hadn't played Cybertopia before but it's simple enough to pick up that they hit the ground running with it! AND HARD. They were told to create characters along the lines of run of the mill workers at Amazing Corps HQ and as it happens, this made them proper amazing at their specific roles! So this...2023-12-191h 12CursecastCursecastWinners Do Drugs - Monster Prom S2 pt. 1I commit toilet bigotry, Goggles blows up the moon, and Bri graffitis a person. There’s only 3 weeks left before monster prom and you haven’t got a date yet..and you’re a monster. But that’s okay ‘cause at your high-school everyone else is too! This madcap visual novel dating sim has you asking all the important questions, like: How does making out with a ghost work anyway? Choose your own adventure and get all the way to your special monster’s heart before anyone else does, take personality quizzes to determine your stats...2023-12-1723 minCursecastCursecastThe Bullet That Ended The Sun | I Must Find Bigfoot And Bang Him, DialTown EditionThis time: We gave bigfoot a gun and that was the least of our problems. We play the indie TTRPG I Must Find Bigfoot And Bang Him, but with a Dialtown twist. That's right, I'm joined by dear narrator 8BitGoggles as we wander in the woods, looking for our apen beloved. ABOUT DIALTOWN Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual...2023-11-1822 minCursecastCursecastLive Narrator Sock Reaction | I Must Find Bigfoot And Bang Him, DialTown EditionWe play the indie TTRPG I Must Find Bigfoot And Bang Him, but with a Dialtown twist. That's right, I'm joined by dear narrator 8BitGoggles as we wander in the woods, looking for our apen beloved. This time: Character creation, Ticket Jerry, and finding bigfoot. ABOUT DIALTOWN Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to...2023-11-1121 minCursecastCursecastMonster Prom Part 5 - It's prom night, baybee!Goggles convinces a wolf man to eat lightning, Bri almost gets stampeded by unicorns, and Nick goes ass to mouth with a ghost. There’s only 3 weeks left before prom and you haven’t got a date yet..and you’re a monster. But that’s okay ‘cause at your high-school everyone else is too! These are the stepping stones into the world of Monster Prom, a one-to-four player competitive dating sim that has you thinking: I never knew I was into that! Choose your own adventure and get all the wa...2023-05-2729 minCursecastCursecastMonster Prom Part 4 - HASHTAG GHOSTPUNCHERSI catfish people, Goggles enters virtual reality, and Bri whips out her [REDACTED]. There’s only 3 weeks left before prom and you haven’t got a date yet..and you’re a monster. But that’s okay ‘cause at your high-school everyone else is too! These are the stepping stones into the world of Monster Prom, a one-to-four player competitive dating sim that has you thinking: I never knew I was into that! Choose your own adventure and get all the way to your special monster’s heart before anyone else...2023-05-2026 minCursecastCursecastMonster Prom Part 3 - Plantgelina Joleaf, gone but not forgottenGoggles fights an interdimensional prince, I take a long poo, and Bri helps a demon eat 80 million marshmallows. There’s only 3 weeks left before prom and you haven’t got a date yet..and you’re a monster. But that’s okay ‘cause at your high-school everyone else is too! These are the stepping stones into the world of Monster Prom, a one-to-four player competitive dating sim that has you thinking: I never knew I was into that! Choose your own adventure and get all the way to your special mo...2023-05-0625 minCursecastCursecastMonster Prom Part 2 - I can't possibly date the robot man, somebody is WRONG on the INTERNETGoggles buys a night club, Bri gets into the deep art of snake shipping, and I take a long poo. There’s only 3 weeks left before prom and you haven’t got a date yet..and you’re a monster. But that’s okay ‘cause at your high-school everyone else is too! These are the stepping stones into the world of Monster Prom, a one-to-four player competitive dating sim that has you thinking: I never knew I was into that! Choose your own adventure and get all the way to your sp...2023-04-2930 minCursecastCursecastMonster Prom Part 1 - Bri's silly accidental oopsie-woopsie murder mix-upI take a long poo, Bri sneaks up on a couple making out, and Goggles gets cancelled. There’s only 3 weeks left before prom and you haven’t got a date yet..and you’re a monster. But that’s okay ‘cause at your high-school everyone else is too! These are the stepping stones into the world of Monster Prom, a one-to-four player competitive dating sim that has you thinking: I never knew I was into that! Choose your own adventure and get all the way to your special monster’s...2023-04-2226 minCursecastCursecastDialtown BONUS - The CreditsLook at all these vile creechurs and the things they did. Shame them. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored...2023-04-0104 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 37 - The PhonaleMayor Mingus confronts us in the burning shell of a once great city. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored...2023-03-2535 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 36 - The Phonal CountdownTheoroar Rustlebelt, ADVENTURER! has our eggs and our beloved Bigfoot. We're gonna get them back. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen...2023-03-1827 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 35 - Biblically-Accurate GoddogThe man who sold the world (for an omelette). Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely...2023-03-1133 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 34 - LITTLE BILLYLittle Billy, an eldritch horror from beyond the stars, hunts us in the subway. THE CRUNGUS APPROACHETH. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists...2023-03-0420 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 33 - The Unstoppable Crime DuoWHICH ONE IS SHOOTY AND WHICH ONE IS STABBY!? Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely...2023-02-2526 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 32 - We Pretend To Be A Messed Up SculptureKaren has a plan to smuggle us back to DialTown but it comes with a heavy price: Norm must apologise. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's...2023-02-1836 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 31 - Mayor's GregmaMayor Mingus sends a weaponised engine of hate to keep us out of DialTown. Can we get past Big Gregma? We're running into the endzone now. The finale of DialTown is within our grasp! But a secret cabal meets in stormlight, eager to take down Phonegingi. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you...2023-02-1118 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 30 - See You, Space CowboyNorm's okay, once you get past his gruff exterior and his gruff interior. He's from Texas, he can't help it. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's...2023-02-0426 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 29 - Parasite LostWe should not have eaten the glowing full english breakfast. Oh god our stomachs. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a...2023-01-2830 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 28 - Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss GodIt's Act 3 of DialTown, and Mayor Mingus has a terrible plan. We're running into the endzone now. The finale of DialTown is within our grasp! But a secret cabal meets in stormlight, eager to take down Phonegingi. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all...2023-01-2130 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 27 - Return To Die TownKaren has gone ballistic in Die Town, but Oliver's doing okay. We return to Die Town to catch up with all the dateables! How do they fare when the world comes to an end? Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can...2023-01-1419 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 26 - A Wager With Ticket JerryTHE TICKET GUARDIAN SHALL BE VANQUISHED Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her...2023-01-0721 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 25 - Bigfoot's Bank AccountYes, you read that right. Bigfoot has a bank account. Why? Fraud, of course! Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a...2022-12-3126 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 24 - Mayor MingusMayor Mingus is three sleeping pills away from shredding us with her claws at any moment. And we deserve it. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's...2022-12-2422 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 23 - Domesticating BigfootWe finally meet MAYOR MINGUS Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life...2022-12-1721 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 22 - To Use Bigfoot For EvilOH GOD BIGFOOT'S GOT A GUN, WHO GAVE BIGFOOT A GUN!? Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer...2022-12-1719 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 21 - In Search Of SquatchTHIS IS BIGFOOT MATH I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely...2022-12-1023 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 20 - Die TownOmelette.exe Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants...2022-12-0307 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 19 - The RitualLet's end this curse once and for all! We've got all of the dumpster meat and dumpster candles we could find! Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. ...2022-11-2634 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 18 - Madam MediocreWe'll do anything to lift Randy's curse. Like getting high on cough medicine and having a long conversation with an inanimate object. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. 2022-11-1918 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 17 - It Would Be Better If You Did Not WatchOh no. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants...2022-11-1222 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 16 - Let's Get Out Of HereRandy's not enjoying his time in the dumpster.  CW: self harm, suicide Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a b...2022-11-0527 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 15 - To Assist A BumTell me, where is Randalf for I much desire to speak with him. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored...2022-10-2928 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 14 - Getting RandyPoor Randy. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants...2022-10-2220 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 13 - Finding BigfootWe get distracted and call a phone sex hotline instead. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's...2022-10-1523 minCursecastCursecastDialtown Part 12 - Horse Girl AscendancyI've seen worse art, tbh. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life...2022-10-0826 minCursecastCursecastDialTown Part 11 - So, So DunnHow would a giraffe with a step ladder head even *do* that?! Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller...2022-08-2820 minCursecastCursecastDialTown Part 10 - Oliver's SalvationLet Big Bertha run wild and free, crushing all who oppose her. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller...2022-08-2133 minCursecastCursecastDialTown Part 9 - Emu War Never ChangesAustralians, do not watch this. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life...2022-08-1425 minCursecastCursecastDialTown Part 8 - What The Dickens?RELEASE THE OGRE DONG CUT! Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life...2022-08-0732 minCursecastCursecastDialTown Part 7 - Filming Me Giving BirthI'm ready for my closeup, Mister Swift.  Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with h...2022-07-3122 minCursecastCursecastDialTown Part 6 - Oliver SwiftTotally not a haunted cinema. TOTALLY NOT A HAUNTED CINEMA. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's...2022-06-2020 minCursecastCursecastDialTown Part 5 - We Rob A Bank With A BananaWe put the HUG in THUG and the POTASSIUM in THUG. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer...2022-06-1331 minCursecastCursecastDialTown Part 4 - Reality breaks down because we can't talk to womenWe meet Stromboli the racoon and talk to God. Regrettably. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's...2022-06-0613 minCursecastCursecastDialTown Part 3 - The Horse Tornado Childbirth ExperienceIn which we finally get to reproduce. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with...2022-05-3025 minCursecastCursecastDialTown Part 2 - A Grand and Intoxicating DelusionIn which we meet a God. He is very, very drunk. We also date a printer. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.  The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.  There's several dateable protagonists, from Ka...2022-05-3026 minCursecastCursecastDialTown Part 1 - A Game of PhonesIn which we date a sock and are thus removed from civilised society. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. And, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored...2022-05-3032 min