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Heretics' Social ClubA Short Wave Tsunami of BullshitSend us a textWorld's Last Chance is The World's first chance, for someone to say "The World is Flat, Chance" but only if your name is Chance, by chance a.k.a. Chance Jr. Fat chance of that happening though. No offense to Fat Chance from high school, who lost a bunch of weight, and now goes by Skinny Chance. (he's still fat, but he has a lot of extra skin. We're taking up a collection to pay for the surgery) Anyway, this episode is about a cult that uses short wave radio to propagate its...2025-07-201h 17Heretics' Social ClubGravity is a Mother Fucker, and So is AROPLSend us a textSeason 6 is back in action like a descendant of the prophet Muhammad claiming to be the leader of the revolution against the sinful chaos that engulfs our world. It's wild that god in all his infinite wisdom couldn't foresee the struggles of man beyond the tidbits of "Y'all figure it out" he left sprinkled around the globe. Earth is basically an escape room ran by a complete psychopath with clues too obscure to mean a them damn thing. Won't you join us, friend?2025-07-061h 01Heretics' Social ClubThe Jonas Brother Live From WalesSend us a textDid you guys know that it's impossible to survive inside of a whale for much more than a few minutes? Yeah, apparently there's just not enough room in there to build a fire which doesn't make sense to me because I've seen Pinocchio and there was definitely enough room in there for a Full size human, and a puppet, and I think Cleo was even there, but I can't be sure. I'll tell you one thing. If you're gonna be in the belly of a whale, you're going to want to bring a...2025-06-151h 21Heretics' Social ClubNumbers Can Be Fun?Send us a textHi folks. It's Jason. I bet you're wondering where Shauncey is, and to be honest, so am I. I would absolutely love to feel like this entire podcast wasn't resting directly on my back, but if there's one thing I know I can do, it's carry a load. This episode brought to you by Big Math: Making numbers fun since 2001. Enjoy.2025-05-181h 11Heretics' Social ClubJust Enough Pope To Hang Themselves w/ Ryan EatonSend us a textHave you ever wished you could be in a room with men (just men) voting on the next in line to be god's boy wonder? Did you realize that if you've been baptized and are a man younger than 80, you could be pope (sorry, ladies)? Do you like butchered Latin phrases? Come with us today as we boldly go (come get me, nerds) one more episode with a Shauncey void, but filled to the brim with our good friend, Ryan Eaton. Anything you've ever wanted to know about Michelle Trachtenberg is in this...2025-05-041h 54Heretics' Social ClubKeeping Up With The Easters w/ Michael BishopSend us a textFollow us down the rabbit hole of traditions and bullshit that predated Jesus. Yes, there were things that came before him and no, he does not lay eggs. We will tell you where the bunny/egg lore comes from and sadly, it isn't Jesus' cloaca. We're joined by magical mystery guest, Michael Bishop this week, who brings along the lore of Spanish eggs (not huevos). Won't you join us, friends?Faux/Fox:https://fauxfoxfl.bandcamp.com/album/twin-killersPioneers! O Pioneers!:https...2025-04-201h 03Heretics' Social ClubCatholic Oddities pt. 2: How the Wicker Man Jumped Over the BabiesSend us a textDo you like the word moist? Do you love making other people moist? After you do that, do you stick an egg in a fountain and and hop over a mattress full of babies? If I had a nickel for every time I cleared a greased pole on the first try, I would have enough money to make my omelet fountain dreams a reality. If you'd like in on this venture at the ground floor, the answers you seek are inside. Won't you join us, friends?2025-04-061h 27Heretics' Social ClubLeftist Behind: The Second Coming of Xi JunpingSend us a textAfter the rapture comes tears, baby. That's right tribbers. Pre, Mid, Post. It doesn't frickin' matter when the lord returns as long as he comes at some point, am I right? I mean it's rude to leave someone waiting for you to come. Come or don't, but quit trying to rub it in our face. In the end though, it's all innuendo. If you don't accept the second coming of Christ, you either have to be so lean, you cease to be, or stick your head in the guillotine. Speaking of guillotines and...2025-03-251h 18Heretics' Social ClubBabylon MuskSend us a textTime is a flat circle, kinda like a laserdisc, but not as irrelevant. Today we explore the final chapters of the Revelation of John on the Island of Patmos. Angels cc John on everything happening in heaven, Jason discovers his new "grown-up" voice, and Shauncey is a sober man, but not a doberman because he may be a big dawg, he's not a literal dog. Won't you join us friends?2025-03-0959 minHeretics' Social ClubThe Book of Revelation to Crooked Rebel Nation PipelineSend us a textThis week we peel back the layers on John's onion of revelation, and get to the swampy bits. Sometimes cutting an onion makes you cry, and sometime it's because one of the guys breaks into a hymn that harkens you right back to yesteryear. I wish somebody would hark in my yester year if ya know what i'm saying? Won't you join us, friend?2025-02-231h 06Heretics' Social ClubThe Revelation Will Not Be TelevisedSend us a textWe're well into the swing of things when it comes to the end of the world. The President is a lunatic. The Tik is Tok. Jason is 42. We don't know what the hell is going on in the modern world, but in the bible world we're knee deep in seals, trumpets, and horses. So many tongues. So few appendages. And I saw as it were, a seal riding a horse, and hell with seven horns followed with it. Honk. Honk. Honk. Ork Ork. Won't you join us, friend?2025-02-021h 08Heretics' Social ClubOne Revelation Under God InvisibleSend us a textThere's no "s" on the end of The Book of Revelation, but there is one on the end of Fuckin' Fascists. Happy Inauguration Day to all who celebrate the end. Speaking of the end, we're at the end of the B-I-B-L-E, but not the podcast, so enjoy part 2 of Revelation, and stay tuned for more apocalyptic calamity in the U.S.A., as well as on the podcast. Won't you join us, friends?2025-01-201h 23Heretics' Social ClubRevelations in Revelation by John with Jason & ShaunSend us a textWell folks, looks like this is the end. Technically it's the beginning... of our series on the end... which if you look at it from a christian viewpoint, is actually the end of the physical world, but the beginning of the longer lasting eternal spiritual world where we shall keep company with the hosts of the heavens which is basically primate chatter for "I'm going up into the stars like Mufasa when I die!" Sure thing, Grandma. Whatever. Now let's get you to the rapture, or we'll never get to heaven! Won't you...2025-01-0558 minHeretics' Social ClubManger Danger in Ol BethlehemSend us a textThey say Jesus was born in a stable out behind a hotel, but imagine being the innkeeper who told a pregnant lady on the verge of delivery ON CHRISTMAS EVE that the only spot available for all that business was out with the fucking donkeys. Holy shit. Next thing you know there's a bunch of wise men with gifts knocking on the door. A kid with a drum. Someone who keeps asking Mary if she knew that her baby boy would grow up to be a king. You just gotta keep pointing them...2024-12-221h 25Heretics' Social ClubApocrypha Now!Send us a textToday we're diving into the Bastard Books of the Bible! The books that although they did not ask to be written, were written anyway. They were told their whole lives that they were holy books, but ultimately were not included in the big Family bible we all know and hate. Wait. Am I an Apocryphal book? I think I might be. Hell, you might be too. Let's find out together! Won't you join us, friends?2024-12-011h 10Heretics' Social ClubShy Guy Muhammad & The Linger-NotsSend us a textSeason 5 is Alive! After three weeks in the grave, We Is Risen! As you know, one of our favorite parts of breaking down Bible stories is when you get to see glimpses of the humanity expressed by God's chosen ones. So we thought, what if we brought our same calloused irreverent views on the Bible over to the Koran. Would it be well received? Would we be hunted down like filthy dogs? Well, seeing as there is an entire section of the holy book dedicated to not hanging around after a dinner party...2024-11-161h 10Heretics' Social ClubThe Halloween Episode: Foxy Book of Martyrs w/ Chloe FurySend us a textOur favorite wife sits in with us for spooky season, and doesn't disappoint with the zingers. We talk about rolling down a hill in a barrel filled with glass, burning half to death before they chop your head off, and plenty more spooky ways to die. 101 Diocletians & Cruella ways to die. Won't you join us, friend?2024-10-271h 46Heretics' Social ClubRoaming the Roads with Romans in RobesSend us a textPaul continues his domination of the New Testament with his most evangelical work yet. The Book of Romans has 9,447 words, and not one of them is feminist leaning. Paul wrote the book of Romans to explain the salvation process because apparently Jesus hadn't done a good enough job of explaining that during his ministry. Don't worry Jesus, Paul is here to fix all the ways you leveled out the playing field. Enjoy this Pauline Prose until we're back to it in a couple of weeks for our halloween epsiode with Chloe Fury!2024-10-1359 minHeretics' Social ClubPaul Takes A Hard Stance on Stepmotherly LoveSend us a textThe Corinthians live on the shore in Greece. The kids call it the Greasy Shore, and MTV is doing a reality show there, but Pauly isn't very happy about the way Ron talks to the ladies at Bed after Sam left because she wasn't feeling very well, so you know he just HHHAAADDD to write a letter. There's mad drama down on the Grecian Shore! Won't you join us, friends?2024-09-291h 05Heretics' Social ClubA Gentiles Guide to GenitaliaSend us a textPaul uses his divining rod to find how best to achieve divination on one's rod. We cut straight to the point as Paul jumps from circumcision to castration in a single verse. Give some people an inch, and they take a mile. These beliefs just won't cut it in today's world. As we briskly head into foreshadowed (& fore-skinned) territory, won't you join us friends? 2024-09-151h 00Heretics' Social ClubPastor Paul and Them 'Phesian BoysSend us a text"Pauline, Pauline, Pauline, Paaaauuullliiiineeee, I'm begging of you please don't write my man." - Every woman; c. 60-61 ad Trust me, you do NOT want your man hanging out with Paul. Paul is like that guy who talks your dude into staying out all night at the club knowing good and damn well y'all had plans to clean out the garage and get to the Flea Market early enough to get a good table. Giiiiirrrll, keep your man away from Paul. Truuuuuust meeeeeeee! Won't you join us, friends?2024-09-011h 01Heretics' Social ClubPauline's Pralines with a Side of DivinitySend us a textHey there Heathens, hope you've got your sweet teeth on because we're about to sink ours into some of Paul's sweetest treats for Christian Men! Fellas, have you ever been practicing your faith, minding your own business when all the jibber jabber from the fairer sex makes you lose your concentration on the teachings of brainwashery? Look no further than the writings of Paul. He's got all the best comebacks and disses for you to talk shit with bible verse references. Or you could not hide behind the words of a woman hating...2024-08-111h 03Heretics' Social ClubBetter Paul SaulSend us a textImagine this. Your name is Saul. You're on your way to a dumb ass kiss or something, when BOOM! God turns on the fluorescents and Jesus says "Whatcha doin' in mah waters?" Next thing you know, there are scales falling out of your eyeballs. You told everyone your name was Saul, but it was loud, and everyone thought you said Paul. Now people are calling you that, and you don't want to be rude by correcting them. Next thing you know, you're writing letters to some dudes telling them not to let their...2024-07-2159 min