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Jason Sigler
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Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Appreciate Good Family Skits!
Steve discovers first hand that family skits at the holidays are still a thing, apparently! Jason admits he knows very little about sex things and is happy to keep it that way, thank you, Steve!The guys agree that it's easy to lie about fictional events if you just tell someone it's "based on a true story."Steve worries that he hasn't learned and retained a single useful thing in at least twenty years! Jason concurs!
2025-12-22
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Are Good Patrons!
If you learn nothing else from Jason, please check your pizzas before you leave for home!Working in retail adds +5 to your empathy to those who would do similar customer service jobs! You should try it!Jason loves watching people work in a kitchen! It might be creepy!A large commercial fridge is a good place to let our your frustrations! Turns out, Hollywood doesn't lie about everything!Jason forgoes his Santa/Jesus points for providing a generous tip, but it would still be nice if someone would take notice.
2025-12-15
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Talk About Their Crevasses!
It's the most wonderful time of the year! It's CAVE STORY TIME!When it comes to crevasses, Steve wants you to be curious! The depth! The size! The breadth! It's full of potential!Jason's son thinks it would be cool to spelunk and see something cool, but Jason knows that it would NOT be cool!Jason wants his son to know that he could be bad at something, so he shouldn't try in the first place! He'll go far in life!Steve learned the wrong lessons from the Zelda series and...
2025-12-08
14 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Flip The Bird At AI!
When Steve is duped by AI with an improbable, crudely-amusing doo-wop ditty, Jason calls for an end to their podcasting relationship!Jason and his wife enjoyed a trip back to the 80's on a recent car trip and were jamming until an obviously AI-generated, soulless rock anthem snapped them from their huge-haired trance and made them kick their inept also-ran to the curb!Steve guarantees Jason that David Archuleta has an orifice for defecating and if THAT'S not a case against AI, we don't know what is!
2025-12-01
14 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Are Disgusting Bros!
Steve can't rid of the filth like his wife can, probably because she has more time to devote to such a disgusting chore!Jason can't leave a mess behind him anywhere and it upsets his family!Steve's son assumes the water leak on the bathroom floor is his dad's pee and Steve reckons the same about his son!Steve wants to finally have Jason over for dinner but Jason knows better!
2025-11-24
14 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Have Tough, Weird Nipples!
Steve is putting together a home gym and already thinks he's a shoe-in for the World Warrior tournament!Hanging his own heavy bag nearly cost Steve a nipple!Jason has experienced... chafing, which is kinda the exact same thing!Steve thinks his purely aesthetic nipples are less urgent an issue than more functional ones from females!Jason's worst scar was so insignificant that it appears to be completely healed, like it was never there in the first place!Jason takes advantage of their video call to showcase his third...
2025-11-17
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Want Charles Barkley To Do Something He's Never Done Before!
Steve and Jason think they should be more popular for their lack of shame!Steve laughs hysterically at conversations he and Jason might, but never have, had! Oh man, that could have been hilarious!Steve ruins egg drop soup for Jason! And maybe the ocean as well!The guys want to convince the manosphere that it's cool and alpha to jerk off in the ocean! Here's hoping Charles Barkley can help with the effort!
2025-11-10
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Have Great Energy!
Time to add to the Jason Lore again! This time, we decide, once and for all, if Jason is, or has ever been, cucked!In response to denying temptation while in a relationship with Jason, fortune may smile upon you!Jason has celebrated his wife getting home from travel abroad multiple times since she returned, and he doesn't even care if guilt factors in!The guys try to define the word cuck but find themselves lacking in cuckness to do so!
2025-11-03
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Help Simple Creatures!
Steve traveled to a region that has things like goatsitting and porch goats!Ever try to catch a runaway goat? Steve has tips to make your hunt a successful one!The guys believe that goats just want to be free... to stick their heads in random things!As a youth, Steve utilized strained puns to wow potential dates. Did you know that "goat" rhymes with "go"? It's very helpful!Jason avoided dances and soirees, instead opting for buds and games. It's worked out so far!
2025-10-20
14 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Talk About Showering Together!
Both Steve and Jason are still men who are convinced their pop culture-focused T-shirts are great conversation starters!Steve thinks dodging his way through a throng of old, naked men builds character!Jason was scared away from the gym thanks to a poorly-directed tour that led him through a veritable forest of man meat!Jason assumes, if he's naked, even if the door is locked and the blinds are shut, someone can see everything he's got!
2025-10-13
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Drain Their Pipes!
Jason's got a leaky attic and he and ONLY HE and his long legs can fix it (or at least sop up the remaining, moldy, rusty water)!Jason's wife certainly suggested that she expected him to miss dinner to soak up gallons of moldy attic water!Jason should probably learn more about his home so he doesn't lose all his money to problems he can't understand!
2025-10-06
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Create a New Segment!
In the process of trying to rid his home of yet another lizard visitor, Jason got a little too close for comfort and uttered a sound his kids are still laughing about!Steve wants an AI solely to watch Jason's life through smart devices and drones so he can get a supercut of just the funny stuff!Steve wants all of America to play his new game show, "Scratchin' or Jackin'?" Jason could see that, but he doesn't WANT to see that.
2025-09-29
14 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Pee In a Cup!
Jason's health is questionable but he doesn't want his wife to know that and he thinks he does a good job of hiding it!Jason's doctor thinks his kidneys are fine, it's pretty much everything else that is the problem!Steve attempts to gaslight Jason on the proper physical procedure but if there's one thing he knows, it's balls!Jason had to provide a specimen and a tiny peeing closet and Starbucks cup were not the ideal venue and equipment for that feat!
2025-09-22
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Get a Separation!
Steve attempted to appease an in-law with a relocation that just ended with her hating America more, which is SOOO 2025!Steve and his family surprised his parents with buying a new house nearer to them and yep, that's a bold move alright!Jason surprised his dad with a trip home for a major milestone birthday and even earned a parental curse word for his efforts!Steve has agreed to post cardboard cutouts of his stern-faced wife around his nearly empty house to force him to get things done!
2025-09-15
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Get a Subway Happy Gilmore 2 Commemorative Shooter McGavin Cup!
Jason is worried he slipped another multiverse or two when his best bud's dads make like Lazarus, but Steve assumes he just has no long-term memory!Jason takes his lukewarm fandom of Happy Gilmore 2 to vacation plan-bending extremes!Jason made it too far to settle for Ben Stiller and a determined Subway employee helped him hold true to that important tenant!
2025-09-08
14 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Take On The TSA!
Steve has to travel and go through that whole riganmarole! Reaganmobile? Regardandole?Jason is an accidental narc, surprising no one (except those who assume he's an on-purpose one)!Both guys agree, traveling without your family is where it's at!Steve think the TSA is a bigger problem than ICE! Ok, Steve!
2025-09-01
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Get High!
Jason bonded with his son, in their shared terror of tall things! Tiny metal doors are a bad way of preparing people for something potentially terrifying! Steve has always heard that St. Louis doesn't have a whole lot to look at and yeah, he's not totally wrong! Did you know flattened pennies are still a thing? It's true! Steve's son flagrantly tossed his undies in an attempt to impress a girl. What an awkward time!
2025-08-25
20 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Shoot Something Off!
Steve's neighborhood loves contriving reasons to shoot off fireworks! He nearly threw down with a neighbor blaming him for an errant concussive blast! Jason scares easily and lashes out at who or whatever is nearby! He also doesn't get the appeal of live fireworks displays but will gladly watch from the safety of his car with his kids!
2025-08-04
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Brave the Facebook Marketplace!
Jason's wife told him to buy a new iPad while she was on a business trip! He went to the Facebook Marketplace, because losing your kidney in a deal gone bad while you have the kids for the week is great parenting! He made the swap and even sweetened the possible murderer with an extra fiver! Afterwards, his kids got ice cream as he pondered his life choices!
2025-07-28
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Get Soaked!
Steve got a used kayak from a guy tangentially-related to the Seattle Mariners! Then he flailed like a Muppet in about a foot of water! Jason has had his slippery boat dockings, too! He might also be on the wrong Instagram, apparently! And both dads are excited to see their well-adjusted kids eat it, occasionally!
2025-07-21
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Get a Loaner!
Steve's car has a ghost! And Jason doesn't know how they start in the first place! Steve says "foot-punching" like it's a normal thing! Jason loves when the service department yells at the mechanic department!
2025-07-14
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Get Up To No Good!
Jason saw so many adolescent dropkicks that expressed teenage angst and rebellion! Steve and his friends jumped out the back of a school bus with no warning! One is a narc, the other is cool, and get to decide which is which! WORDS ARE DUMB FIGHT ME WITH YOUR HANDS
2025-07-07
20 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Do Hero Stuff!
Jason did real hero stuff! Which is surprising to Steve considering (gestures generally towards Jason)! His good deeds also got him some bomb-ass cookies! Being good rocks! Also, Steve is probably seeing random phantoms and his family might be experiencing... the Shinning.
2025-06-30
22 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Go Clamming!
Steve learns from a horny clam Miyagi how best to pleasure the beach and Jason agrees to seek him out. Adventure!
2025-06-23
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve & Jason Go To The Park!
Everyone has a good time at the park until the crotch is injured! But even a near-testicular laceration cannot deter Jason's son from enjoying some freakin' froyo! Steve regales us about the sad tubes and tires that peppered his childhood parks! And find out why Jason thinks he was a Seinfeld on the playground, but Steve finds his material much more Rickles-esque.
2025-06-16
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Take Their Pants Off!
Jason can't find a new job because no one knows or will acknowledge how awesome he is! But he also can't get his pants off! Maybe he should think of giving up the joggers and also admit they're really just sweatpants! Steve thinks he can use the situation to grow and learn!
2025-06-09
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Overthink the Shower!
Jason's family must wear shower shoes in their own showers and Steve has a number system for his bathroom waste and you'll never guess what number three is! Now get in there and make a new number!
2025-06-02
21 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Are Addicted To The Shinn-dig!
The guys agree that the best part of playing a sport is getting to choose your walk-up/out music and Jason agrees that Steve is too on-the-nose with his daily music choices! His musical would never work!
2025-05-26
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Eat Weird Things!
Steve's classmate ate chalk like it was an Altoid! It caused extreme tummy distress! Steve also paid kids to eat june bugs! Jason would rather blow his quarters on Street Fighter II which Steve totally respects! He also doesn't eat weird stuff, no matter what his supposed friends say! And he always goes twosies on McRibs! Steve's dyslexia is music to Jason's ears!
2025-05-19
14 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steve and Jason Remember Supermodels!
We're relaunching with a new look, a new season, and the same great taste! Eww!Jason's son made a new Chinese friend in the girl next door! Jason's friends (friend?) used to ask him to play video games for them, too! He swears to it! Both Steve and Jason wonder if the supermodels are all woke now! Steve is concerned that he can only name three supermodels! Jason's high school basketball team was warned not to... enjoy the Swimsuit Issue they'd smuggled onto the bus! Steve heard a guy complaining about not receiving his copy in his...
2025-05-12
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
A Tisket, A Tasket, An X-Rated Basket
Steve shows Jason an extremely phallic gourd with another special surprise for keen-eyed viewers! Meanwhile, Steve's family also gathered underneath a Christmas swastika to celebrate the season and Jason has just so many questions. Finally, Jason's mom made tiny biscuits for Christmas one year and no, they never let her hear the end of it.
2025-03-24
13 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Dobby the Slobby House Elf
Women have been known to carry things in their bra and Jason has no idea where the socio-economic boundaries of such behavior are formed. Also, brazen fondling around the house is a two-way street that no one should venture down, across, or through. It seems apparent to both Steve and Jason that co-WFH relationships lead to various Zoom misunderstandings and confused, even angry reactions. Finally, Jason attempts to create a bartering system to convince his family to visit him for favors and accidentally invents prostitution? Keep the change, ya filthy manimal!
2025-01-06
13 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Layoff Me, Bro
Zoom phishing scam or remote layoff notice? Time to play Jason's least favorite game! Also, you'd think working from home would help you hide a layoff from your partner, at least for a bit. At least Jason's good work ethic at least means he won't be late for his Zoom firing. That's got to mean something, right? Slapping your resume against the webcam seems more impactful than just sharing your Microsoft Word window. Did you know Steve worked as a janitor? You'd be surprised how little a good resume and work experience help...
2024-08-26
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
The Code You Don't Bring Home To Mother
Jason's bosses have all been pretty cool... except for the greasy dude who was almost certainly a homophobe and maybe the one that made him feel dirty about CSS. Meanwhile, Steve's crotch-grabbing teacher gave the kids something to engage them in the classroom: betting on the day's number of Southern readjustments. Also, Steve begs Jason to name any kind of duck other than mallard but he can't be bothered to remember the types of birds he's slaughtered. Finally, metal confetti is just shrapnel, so don't throw it up in the air, regardless of the occasion.
2024-08-12
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Does NAFTA Mean Nothing To You?
Jason's wife had surprise triple bypass surgery and it's set up one of the craziest Julys in his lifetime. Did you know that flowers can come in fancy paper bags that hold water? WTF?!? Jason's kids leap into action to help him... when they realize that their precious electronic devices are in the damage path. And, "I will mail you my underwear if your cooking tips result in food poisoning" is either a threat or a promise from Jason and it doesn't really matter which it is. Finally, smoke billowed from the microwave where Jason had attempted...
2024-07-29
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Search Little Mermaid King's Boner
Sure, Jason snickers at Steve's son's understanding of United States geography, but he also admits he was worried his Virginia-based girlfriend might be crushed by the falling towers on 9/11. Also, his own son gets a lot of facts wrong as well... or is he just learning how to gaslight others early? And experiencing randomly opened doors upstairs has Jason operating at a slightly elevated awareness level, Metal Gear Solid-style. Finally, Jason caught a loop of that moment from Three Men and a Baby on social media and the concentration of pure spoopiness probably won't let him sleep for a...
2024-07-02
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
AI Scream, You Scream, We All Scream About AI
Steve wants to go on ice cream adventures, naturally, and Jason prefers the same thing every time, as you'd expect. Jason believes lavender is meant for soap and candles, not ice cream, so stop making fragrances tasty; tastemakers confound Jason like a Mindfreak from Criss Angel. Finally, Steve thinks any idea is a good one until someone dies from it.
2024-05-20
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
My Four-Week Relationship with Kate Upton
Jason's wife came back from vacation wanting him to buy new pants with the pics of another guy's butt as research. Steve thinks getting those pants will just convince her that Jason's butt really doesn't compare and she'll leave him. Jason worries that his dating practices might have really hurt some girls in the past but they almost certainly got over it nearly instantaneously. Oh, and if you have a podcast and you've done it for more than a decade but no one has ever heard it, you never had a podcast. #sorrynotsorry
2024-05-13
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Of Taints And Cockles
Jason has never prepared a meal in his life and it shows! Meanwhile, Jason's wife is getting targeted ads for saucy products and he'd like to know why. Also, Steve's Letterboxd is basically just Mr. Skin 2.0, so don't ask him to share it with you. And finally, Jason will turn on anything that produces sound to avoid having to hear anyone (including himself) chew food. They're a couple of cool dudes, huh?
2024-04-29
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
You Got a Piece Of It, Now Get The Rest Of It
Steve wants more detail out of the album covers his daughter is drawing all over the outside of their house but Jason thinks she should consider her medium of choice first. Jason carried childhood trauma from striking out at the plate all the time into adulthood and it's way worse then. Finally, if time travel were invented, Jason would use it to go back in time and make himself better at sports by... harassing his younger self? The plan needs work.
2024-03-25
20 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Roll Them Matrimonial Bones!
Jason isn't superstitious, just easily freaked out by most everything. Steve's wife put a mirror in their bedroom and the doppelganger spirit it drowsily conjured ruined his chances of having a healthy start to 2024. Steve thinks the guys should get their mirror selves together to double our podcast output. Finally, Jason sleeps in the nude, and in bed will have food, but combining the two? That's just rude!
2024-02-19
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Defending Your Right To Laugh
Jason saw Gallagher three times and yes, it gets as old as you think on repeat viewings. Have you ever seen a standup perform in a board room? Steve has and it was... official and pandering. Also, Jason once sold knives to a celebrity of a sort and thought that was his start on the climb to Comediosity. In Steve's mind, he could have been creepier about it.
2024-02-12
13 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
I See (You Touching) Dead People
Jason is a deacon (and probably shouldn't be) because he thinks people are weird and gross. Both guys have helped the elderly in the past and they're frankly surprised that they still get asked by them to help. Finally, Jason's initial reaction to one of his congregants passing away is to deny and set up a Weekend at Bernie's situation. Wacky hijinks ensure!
2024-01-29
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Unplug Yours So I Can Get Mine
Jason became the anti-piracy guy because he's awkward around people, ok? Steve's boss nearly ruined the company with a major freakout when the FBI paid him a visit. And Jason ruins the idea of grieving the loss of a loved one with strategically placed sex toys.
2024-01-08
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Podcasts For Guys Who Don't Talk Good
Steve married a communist so he believes he deserves some important award. Unlike his car, Jason will only ever use the jet setting on his fragile, temperamental body. And Jason's wife likes to lay traps for him to loquaciously fall into but he knows better and runs the other way (marriage is fun!).
2024-01-01
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Thanksgiving With All The Trimmings
Jason ruined his own Thanksgiving by wanting to have freshly-trimmed fingernails. Both Steve and Jason want to sync their podcast to their house Christmas lights to ruin the holidays for everyone. And the guys talk about how they ruin their own chances for people to discover their podcast.
2023-12-18
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Herpin' and Burpin' with Steve and Jason
Jason attempted a mini yoink of a garden snake but his kids feared he would anger the snake gods and he relented. The guys contend that "he's halfway to Jesus" sounds like a perfectly cromulent Southern colloquialism for describing the movements of a lizard. Finally, Steve proves that growing up an Idahoan means saying things like "I had to put all of my snakes down and I was very sad" is pretty normal.
2023-12-04
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Every Tom, Dick, and Harry I've Gifted Cattle Bones
Jason relished the chance to show people his giant bone and Steve was so taken with a lady he offered her his finest battle skull. Steve also overcomplicated college by forgetting the two key things he could do at any time: read or masturbate. We also find out that Jason's got a list of Boner Jamz you should never play around him. And finally, a college sex shower (singular) shouldn't require as much planning and forethought as Jason required.
2023-11-27
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Narcissistically Numb Ninny Full of Nonsense
Jason knows that every scary movie he watches automatically conjures the horror in his own life, ruining life in general for everyone around him during October. If the many podcasts that Jason chooses to listen to didn't force him to view movies he voluntarily watches, he'd be much less skittish that whole time. Meanwhile, Steve thinks asking a AAA video game developer to put his greatest fears into a fighting game so he can pummel them into obscurity isn't asking too much.
2023-11-06
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Denying The Triumvirate of Short, Martin, and Chase
Steve went to one of those "only in a teen movie" high school parties and there was JELL-O WRESTLING. But it wasn't... sexy? Really? Something's wrong here... Jason missed out on a massive outdoor co-ed mud fight because he didn't want to upset his girlfriend. Also, Steve forces Jason to relive a painful, bullying Pizza Hut-related memory for content because he thinks this is a good replacement for therapy. Finally, the freedom of high school lunch forced us all to make decisions we either immediately or eventually regretted.
2023-10-30
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Mike Tyson's Purse Forfeiture
Jason ruined his garage door by failing to think about how and why it works. Also, people keep showing up to Jason's house and stick around until he growls enough for them to catch his drift. Meanwhile, Steve and Jason can't remember where they were on 9/11, but they sure as heck know their whereabouts when Mike Tyson bit a man's ear off. Finally, Jason's opening a one-man show, George Foreman Calls Things George. Tickets are available starting last Friday and are already sold out.
2023-10-02
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Steven Bourne's Vomitorium Emporium
Jason still gets poked once a year and it's always equal parts surprising and humbling. He also did the dirty deed to access a locked bathroom stall, only to find his hard work was all for nothing... well, not NOTHING. Finally, Steve finds his consideration of janitorial staff when deciding where to ralph to be a spy-like trait, Jason... not so much.
2023-09-25
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
A Renaissance Painting-Like Reaction
Jason teaching his son how to shower went great... until it didn't. Meanwhile, Steve thinks showering with a partner is a great time and Jason wishes that were the case, but history has yet to bare that out. Finally, Steve showered with dudes and cultural differences made it more tense than usual.
2023-09-18
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
This Week, On This Old, Horny House
Jason thinks a little boner during a massage is fine while Steve trusted his kids to help fix his back. However, Jason knows that where two children are gathered, one of them must act like a demonic hellspawn and should be treated as such. (Apologies for the audio, we'll work on it for next time.)
2023-09-11
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Xeet Xeet If You Like Penile Coronas
Jason's son unlocked the world when he learned to write "pee pee" while Steve thinks his friendship with Jason has saved both their marriages and he might not be wrong. Also, the guys agree that Jason's biggest drawback (and greatest strength?) is that he needs to get real problems.
2023-09-04
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Join The Make Water Mile High Club!
Jason's no doctor, but he knows that something happens to your bladder when you fly that makes you pee more often and that's just science. Also, his son is so excited about peeing standing up, he takes his pants down WELL before he gets to the bathroom... let's just call that a work-in-progress. And finally, Jason thought on his feet (which is impressive considering he wasn't allowed to stand) and helped his son join the Peed In a Container Mile High Club. Now, the offending water bottle now has to be disposed of before Jason's son tells someone about...
2023-08-28
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
We're Not Lion, Go See A Doctor
Jason starts us out on a high note with the best name for a segment we've ever had on the show. Then Steve talks about how while he doesn't want to be a furry, he wants to find his furry. Then Jason talks about why he doesn't have friends or go to the doctor. Finally explains why you should go to the doctor, just make sure they cut their fingernails first.
2023-08-07
22 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
A New Kind of Creep
Jason and his wife criticize each other's lounging pants for fun while the ghost of Jason's once-perky butt haunts him to this day. Steve thinks Bob Saget probably had a very unremarkable butt. Also, Jason understands that men assume their tugs and adjustments are secret, but everyone knows... and Steve with his big black coat was no different.
2023-07-31
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
More Cornholio, Less Shaq
Some fat kids own their look and make it work and to those tubbies, we salute you. Jason couldn't make skinny kid work for him and he's finding it even harder being a tweener (between skinny and a gut that won't quit). The guys also think maybe their combativeness kept people from enjoying their webcomics criticisms in large numbers. Finally, Jason's middle school choir director took a day off to let he and his classmates round up the best movie myths to show him. Sound off in this week's poll to tell us your favorite movie myth!
2023-07-10
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
The Summer of Close Calls with Balls
Steve proves that being a parent of a little leaguer is all about location, location, location when it comes to parking while Jason's brother targeted his junk via baseball and executed a near-hit. Jason also believes the pitcher has one job and that's it and the guys agree that, when it comes to property damage, kids only have the worst ideas on how to fix it.
2023-06-26
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
A Hot Date with Richard Kind's Daughter
Steve and his family once witnessed a man hitting a Burger King with his car (no, it wasn't THE Burger King) while Jason plans on giving Randy Quaid's son his big break in his next (first) film. Also, who do you think deserves more credit: John Henry or Jason? Leave your comments below!
2023-06-19
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Wainspotting | Then You Ruined It
Jason ruminates on the idea of firmware for children, and how that would explain them slowing down and failing more often as time goes on. Also, his childlike mindset provides priorities that make no sense to his wife, an adult woman. Finally, easy wins are literally the only lane that Jason traffics in when it comes to preparing a house for sale and his laziness plants the seed for a door-to-door vasectomy business the guys may someday start.
2023-05-15
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Stevie Cash | Then You Ruined It
Jason sacrificed $100 a year to get this new house, so don't talk to him about sacrifice. Also, PayPal purchases for a new house are dangerous, both financially and for Jason's heart health. Finally, Steve assumed the charge on his card with a hat... until it wasn't. Our new real-life mystery podcast begins here! (And is solved in the same episode, sorry about the pacing issue.)
2023-05-01
14 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
I Was Told That This Conversation Would Be More Oral | Then You Ruined It
All you singles and those without children, enjoy this episode and your jet skis, because we're talking about parenting! Jason would rather not hear about Steve's butt hair and would love to stop ruining his daughter's need for privacy if she would just stop casually hiding all the time. Jason's first on-the-job sex education involved very obvious, incriminating, painful hickeys and the guys agree that the early sex ed videos really inflate a young man's ego.
2023-04-17
21 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Parental Controls Mean No Control At All | Then You Ruined It
Too much electronic juice on the eyeballs ruins life for both Jason and Steve's kids. Also, Jason's kids are bad at lying and that's... a bad thing? Finally, one of the stupidest things Steve has ever said was, "Tonight, I can't play Zelda, because I'm working on my screenplay."
2023-04-03
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Climbin' and Rhymin' | Then You Ruined It
Steve attempted the easiest of climbs and failed with a flatulent panache and Jason's children's minister pointed out that everyone farts, which led to everyone farting. Also, Jason and his buddy ruined yoga class with their relaxed farts (but they also know that everyone else was doing it, too).
2023-02-27
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Lion's Loins IS In The Bible | Then You Ruined It
Jason got this show censored on TikTok and it was actually totally Steve's fault (for an actually dumb reason) and Steve got censored in high school for lazy wordplay. Also, the guys remember when Jason ruined an aspiring cartoonist's life with his criticism and found his life's calling in the process.
2023-02-20
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Tired: Californication; Wired: FLORIDARNIA | Then You Ruined It
Steve thinks a minotaur got hit by a car in Florida and Jason has a hard time convincing him otherwise, while Jason thinks a Narnia-like portal in Florida is what causes all the craziness and... ya know, Florida things. Also, is it possible that Jason's boring Kansan upbringing ruins witnessing anything fantastical in this world? And finally, Steve's wife ruined The Lone Ranger for Steve by failing her casting call.
2023-02-13
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Among the Symptoms of RuPaul Syndrome | Then You Ruined It
Jason's son ruins farting by blaming others with zero consequence (that's what he wants to do!), Steve's son ruins The Simpsons by watching it categorically, not chronologically, and Jason's family ruins the manic fun of Hungry Hungry Hippos by being just so much better than him at it.
2023-01-09
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Baby, Christmas Shoes | Then You Ruined It
Jason ruins the wholesome modern Christmas classic song, The Christmas Shoes. Observations include: Thinking the song is actually sung as a parody by Parker/Stone is the most perfect summation of the song ever All contemporary Christian band lead singers sound the exact same, come fight us A song that should make you feel for the child lead instead turns him/them into a zombie choir Rather than pray for the boy, the protagonist makes it all about him TCS ruins rhyme schemes for Steve, and that's the most unforgiveable part A Bible would be a much better...
2022-12-26
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Of Things Oral and Aural | Then You Ruined It
Jason can't stand your loud chewing and lip smacking and will passive-aggressively drown you out with whatever volume control is handy while Steve calls Jason on his hypocrisy and shames his own oral aural foibles. Steve also has a terrible idea to try out and thinks his scientific reasoning will beat Jason's emotional responses.
2022-12-12
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Stop By The Gift Shop, Tell 'Em Chairman Mao Send Ya! | Then You Ruined It
Alligators (could) ruin Steve's Airbnb by body slamming the windows open while Jason ruins the magic of Disney by assuming its "magic" would just keep the gators at bay. Steve also ruins the House of Mouse in so many ways, including demystifying the hotels and forcing his kids to wait and order their gift shop toys online when they get home. Finally, Jason admits that his amazing, memorable finds at the Disney Store are now completely forgotten.
2022-12-05
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Sad(ly Not Sad At All About That) | Then You Ruined It
Steve laments the lack of llamas in Jason's life, while Jason is sad (not sad) about it. An innocent woman had her day (life?) ruined when she was covered in llamit (llama vomit), all because Steve can't be gentle with the animals. Finally, Jason writes a cute little jingle you'll be singing for days.
2022-11-07
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Running Afowl of the BLM | Then You Ruined It
Steve nearly ruins the show with a simple misunderstanding, but Jason sets things straight rather quickly. After that, Steve tried to push a semi truck out of the mud with his teenaged friends, while Jason's dad just wanted a nice little plot of land to shoot some ducks on. Finally, Steve contemplates his goat heritage, while Jason thinks he's just a bit sheepish.
2022-10-24
20 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Bullet Brothers | Then You Ruined It
When a kid on the youth baseball team you coach has bullets, YOU MAKE THE CALL. Also, Jason recalls having unfettered access to shotguns and more as a child and not really giving it a second thought. And since bullets are made to travel quickly and efficiently through the air, how do they fare in the human digestive system? Steve files his report in this episode of Then You Ruined It! Podcast album artwork by Your Seventh Inning Scorecaller, Jason Sigler
2022-10-03
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Head-to-toe Yak Spit | Then You Ruined It
When it comes to wild animals, the guys agree that "safaris" are great fun until mortal danger is introduced. And just why is Steve known as THE MONKEY KING in China? Finally, does Jason's hairstyle get him in trouble with the more flamboyant birds? All of this and more in the latest buffalo (bison?)-sized episode of Then You Ruined It! Original episode artwork by The Monkey King himself, Steve Shinney Podcast album artwork by The Cock of the Walk, Jason Sigler
2022-09-26
22 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
hAve ThEy neRfEd tHe HaNzO? | THEN YOU RUINED IT
SPORTSCAST! Steve raise ire and encourages theft with his sportswear, while Jason wishes his shoes weren't so damn cool. SPORTS! Jason stole his idea to satisfy people with problematic ideas with podcasts that never actually broadcast from The Big Bang Theory and here's a pro tip: plaid button-ups say "don't ask me about my sports opinions." SPORTS? Finally, the guys think kids should get out of uncomfortable conversations be removing their clothing. NOT SPORTS! POSSIBLY A CRIME!
2022-09-19
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Shut Up, Knuckle Down, and Get There | Then You Ruined It
Jason's wife nearly ruined their trip when time zones temporarily confused her, Steve ruins all car trips by declaring they are dictatorships, and Jason learns just how often Steve finds himself over-beveraged.
2022-09-12
18 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
More Like Jake Fill 'n' Haul | Then You Ruined It
Jason ruined a trip to the homeland when he discovered himself discovering himself when he tried to discover himself. Also, men's feet usually ruin everything, so don't draw attention to them, please. Finally, Jason ruined sandals for everyone back in the 90's.
2022-09-05
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Yes, May I Speak to Bones? | Then You Ruined It
Jason ruins being social with his desire to have access to human skulls. Steve mentions he's not planning on doing anything with his (so long as Jason's junk isn't involved) and Zooey Deschanel's sister gets mixed up in the ensuing adventure. It's a can't miss episode.
2022-08-29
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Under the Sea(men) | Then You Ruined It
Steve tries to sell Jason on cruises again, this time with a new deplorable cast of weirdos and degenerates like the Uber Driver who don't get how drive car, the Topless Topper who appears to be able to control her breasts to avoid or engage in social situations, and the functionally-orphaned kid who wants the pool to himself again and will talk about anything to make that happen. Inevitably, it all just comes around to him once again ruining it for Jason.
2022-08-22
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
One Good Dumba** Deserves Another Dumba** | Then You Ruined It
Steve tries to ruin Starter jackets for Jason but that's simply not possible, Jason's brother ruined his stuff when it got stolen (or sold them for drug/beer money), and Steve thinks Jason's dad kept the wheels of justice greased for his sons with his plumbing skills.
2022-06-27
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Jello, Chopsticks, and Freshmen Boys | Then You Ruined It
Jason ruins a pivotal moment in Steve's cultural development by trying to make it sexual (it was not), then Steve ruins Jason's college friendships that were based entirely on pity (they were not) and then they both ruin Chinese culinary implements by discussing whether or not chopsticks fold (they do not).
2022-06-20
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Dick's in a Lowe's | Then You Ruined It
Jason ruins farts but also basically life for his partner who is not impressed, the guys imagine a world where mates are won and lost via bird mating dance-like faceoffs, and Steve or Jason ruin the idea of creating your own sport, depending on your love of rules.
2022-05-23
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Things Touching Things | Then You Ruined It
Jason's partner and daughter conspire to ruin pants for him, Steve ruined life for a drug user just looking to offload some swag, and Jason ruins Steve's spot-on analysis by disagreeing with it.
2022-05-09
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Cognizant Cock-Asians | Then You Ruined It
Steve and Jason have their race identity ruined by an eight-year-old, Jason ruins the family budget to afford just one more Kirby game and also think osmosis is a valid method of learning a trade.
2022-02-21
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Fun, Fun, Fun 'Til Daddy Gives Steve His Jimmy | Then You Ruined It
Steve's parents ruin love and honesty for him when they fail to relay important family updates to him. Jason wants a chance to ruin Japan before he dies and also avoids ruining Skype calls with his mom by leaving out the chance for bummers. Finally, Jason ruins the podcast by forcing Steve to get back to the Jimmy.
2022-01-24
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Dumpster Zebra | Then You Ruined It
Steve ruins the office for Jason by informing him that he is the office mooch. Everyone ruins donuts for Jason by cutting them in half. And Steve and his son have zebras ruined for them because it's truly what they deserve.
2021-12-27
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
What's In Your Wallet? ANOTHER WALLET! | Then You Ruined It
Steve and his daughter ruin the lives of some fine American robots for a few laughs. Steve also ruins Jason's reputation by comparing him to Facebook. And Jason ruins his algorithm by daring to buy something off of Instagram.
2021-12-20
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Do This To Your Bishop | Then You Ruined It
Jason reveals why his distaste for dumb people has found him few friends while Steve is happy to welcome them, even introducing new sign language to a sometimes divided crowd. Jason then ruins sex for everyone by describing how he gets it (and no, it doesn't involve white supremacy) while Steve ruins his chances of ever being a real somebody.
2021-12-13
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
This Was Supposed To Feed The Turkey | Then You Ruined It
Jason is thrilled that Steve finally got his own tornado, but the experience was less than death-defying and thus. ruined. Both guys are thankful, however, that their families were never forced to raise and then sacrifice their dinners. Stay tuned after the outro to see what Jason really thinks about Steve's dad jokes (hint: they ruin things).
2021-11-29
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Freddy Fecal Fingers | Then You Ruined It
Jason's neighbors ruin Halloween for his sweet, delicate mind and the guys ruin Dracula for anyone who ever had a kink for such things. Oh, and Jason ruins Steve's plans to murder a lot of people (j/k, but he keeps him on the phone for a trace, just in case).
2021-11-01
19 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Half-Nudist On My Father's Side | Then You Ruined It
Adam Sandler has a new character to try out and it's a real throwback! Also, Jason ruins peeing in the shower AGAIN, this time blaming it on his targeting computer. Finally, Steve disagrees with Jason's stance on nudist bathroom habits and Steve's wife has had enough with these filthy standers.
2021-10-11
16 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
The O.G. Cornholer | Then You Ruined It
Steve's son got beanbagged in the beanbags and Jason wants a full, Zapruder film-like investigation to determine intent, while Jason's son ruins every morning with his surgical strikes on his dad's sensitive area. Also, Steve ruined his school newspaper with his sophomoric games.
2021-08-02
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
The Illuminaughty Pee-ple | Then You Ruined It
Jason ruins the pool for his daughter, but maybe saves the bathroom for Steve and all the rest of us? Steve ruins his son's life with his family's pee jugs and then turns his attention to Jason as he attempts to saddle him with a sex offendership.
2021-06-21
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
My Brand of Horrible | Then You Ruined It
Jason ruins the trip to school with his earbuds that make the kids magically disappear, as well as casual trips to get fast food by forgetting his mask. Steve ruins his wife's love for talking with him and Jason's happy marriage with the promise of a betrothed who loves Taco Bell.
2021-04-19
17 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
If It's Freud, It's Gotta Be About the Hole | Then You Ruined It
Steve ruins playtime with Jason and his son while Jason ruins the term 'anal retentive' for everyone.
2021-01-18
15 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Chase That Yellow High | Then You Ruined It
As the guys settle on their new podcast purpose, Jason gets weird about his obvious love for Outback Steakhouse while Steve recognizes his wussier traits as factors of an outside nature. Also, Steve ruins Jason being a sweet, funny dad to his preschool-aged son.
2021-01-11
13 min
Pro Grapplers
PG 99: That WAS A Good Meat Pie
Another week, another early morning show live from Australia. Wait, that's new! Jason has the Show-Down Breakdown, but first, find out why Ronda Rousey had the Match of the Night, why Roode and Gable are still Not on the Card, who had the Killer Gimmick this week, why the Legends nostalgia train holds No Heat for Jason, and why the tag division on RAW scores only a Near Fall.
2018-10-08
57 min
Pro Grapplers
PG 84: Spin-der Mahal
We're back! And we celebrate our return with a trip to Raw. That's right, Jason went to Raw, live, in Richmond, VA, and he's reporting on everything: Strowman's true status with the crowd (molten), Jason's failure to be one of Wyatt's fireflies, hating McIntyre's theme while not being a hater on bagpipes, the biggest pop of the night (Mickie James, hometown heroine), and why Rhyno was the true champion of the night. Decidedly less personally-live was SmackDown, which featured Bar-Miz-Vah being your new favorite team-up, Almas denying a bro in Sin Cara, and a dance-off with actual, good dancing. Still...
2018-06-04
41 min