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Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Brave the Facebook Marketplace!Jason's wife told him to buy a new iPad while she was on a business trip! He went to the Facebook Marketplace, because losing your kidney in a deal gone bad while you have the kids for the week is great parenting! He made the swap and even sweetened the possible murderer with an extra fiver! Afterwards, his kids got ice cream as he pondered his life choices!2025-07-2816 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Get Soaked!Steve got a used kayak from a guy tangentially-related to the Seattle Mariners! Then he flailed like a Muppet in about a foot of water! Jason has had his slippery boat dockings, too! He might also be on the wrong Instagram, apparently! And both dads are excited to see their well-adjusted kids eat it, occasionally!2025-07-2118 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Get a Loaner!Steve's car has a ghost! And Jason doesn't know how they start in the first place! Steve says "foot-punching" like it's a normal thing! Jason loves when the service department yells at the mechanic department!2025-07-1419 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Get Up To No Good!Jason saw so many adolescent dropkicks that expressed teenage angst and rebellion! Steve and his friends jumped out the back of a school bus with no warning! One is a narc, the other is cool, and get to decide which is which! WORDS ARE DUMB FIGHT ME WITH YOUR HANDS2025-07-0720 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Do Hero Stuff!Jason did real hero stuff! Which is surprising to Steve considering (gestures generally towards Jason)! His good deeds also got him some bomb-ass cookies! Being good rocks! Also, Steve is probably seeing random phantoms and his family might be experiencing... the Shinning.2025-06-3022 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Go Clamming!Steve learns from a horny clam Miyagi how best to pleasure the beach and Jason agrees to seek him out. Adventure!2025-06-2316 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve & Jason Go To The Park!Everyone has a good time at the park until the crotch is injured! But even a near-testicular laceration cannot deter Jason's son from enjoying some freakin' froyo! Steve regales us about the sad tubes and tires that peppered his childhood parks! And find out why Jason thinks he was a Seinfeld on the playground, but Steve finds his material much more Rickles-esque.2025-06-1617 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve and Jason Take Their Pants Off!Jason can't find a new job because no one knows or will acknowledge how awesome he is! But he also can't get his pants off! Maybe he should think of giving up the joggers and also admit they're really just sweatpants! Steve thinks he can use the situation to grow and learn!2025-06-0916 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve and Jason Overthink the Shower!Jason's family must wear shower shoes in their own showers and Steve has a number system for his bathroom waste and you'll never guess what number three is! Now get in there and make a new number!2025-06-0221 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve and Jason Are Addicted To The Shinn-dig!The guys agree that the best part of playing a sport is getting to choose your walk-up/out music and Jason agrees that Steve is too on-the-nose with his daily music choices! His musical would never work!2025-05-2616 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve and Jason Eat Weird Things!Steve's classmate ate chalk like it was an Altoid! It caused extreme tummy distress! Steve also paid kids to eat june bugs! Jason would rather blow his quarters on Street Fighter II which Steve totally respects! He also doesn't eat weird stuff, no matter what his supposed friends say! And he always goes twosies on McRibs! Steve's dyslexia is music to Jason's ears!2025-05-1914 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteve and Jason Remember Supermodels!We're relaunching with a new look, a new season, and the same great taste! Eww!Jason's son made a new Chinese friend in the girl next door! Jason's friends (friend?) used to ask him to play video games for them, too! He swears to it! Both Steve and Jason wonder if the supermodels are all woke now! Steve is concerned that he can only name three supermodels! Jason's high school basketball team was warned not to... enjoy the Swimsuit Issue they'd smuggled onto the bus! Steve heard a guy complaining about not receiving his copy in his...2025-05-1215 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThe Eyes of the Sheep's Anus at Second Baptist ChurchSteve went to a live nativity (yes, around Christmas) and Jason questions whether God cares about that form of expressing His Son's birth or not. A poor shepherd in that same live nativity tried to deny the liveliness of a sheep... presenting to the gathered masses. The guys imagine that even searching for anuses under the auspices of it being for a podcast is probably frowned upon by society at large. Finally, Jason went big and killed it at his church's variety show so of course he wants recognition for it.2025-05-0518 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThe Battle of the Tetons: Competition, Dirt, and Sex!Steve uses the "in tents/intense" dad joke pun... Jason is unaffected! And have YOU ever played a game where someone nearly got stabbed? Also, we think playing laser tag and/or paint ball with people who have played Call of Duty online ruins an otherwise mirthful time. Jason is convinced that timely intervention from an adult could have saved poor Piggy. Finally, psychological warfare is the best tactic against an uprising 6-year-old. 2025-03-3116 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeA Tisket, A Tasket, An X-Rated BasketSteve shows Jason an extremely phallic gourd with another special surprise for keen-eyed viewers! Meanwhile, Steve's family also gathered underneath a Christmas swastika to celebrate the season and Jason has just so many questions. Finally, Jason's mom made tiny biscuits for Christmas one year and no, they never let her hear the end of it.2025-03-2413 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeA Nice Lithograph of Liam NeesonJason is just not sorry that he hopes to never have to poop in a urinal. By the way, on Halloween, all toilets run the chance of being haunted, we assume by old turds? Jason's childhood box fan was haunted, or brought about other spirits to... breathe near him? It's not exactly a ghost hunt, people. Finally, redcoats, foreskins, it's all the same, just get ready to shoot someone!2025-03-1018 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeBeefin' It With Steve "Xtremely Soft" ShinneySteve took his family skiing and assumed he would be the XTREME MASTER due to his prior snowboarding days. However, despite Jason's protestations to the contrary, once he found the right slope, Steve was hotdoggin' and sandwichin' and just being a really sexy snake. Finally, Jason thinks heaven's foyer is playing a 24/7 video of the worst fails of the new arrivals to the Pearly Gates. Just nards on stair rails all day and all night!2025-03-0316 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeKaiju Give Me A Ride To School?Jason finally talked to his new neighbors... while driving them to school one bus-less morning and just assumes they thought they were being kidnapped. Also, his thinly-veiled racism is really a callback to a joke from a previous episode (recorded the same night as this one), so he really was just making a bad joke and not a xenophobic one. And apparently, "Get your s*** and drive us to the school" is a universal sign between nations. Finally, Steve swears by Google Translate in trying to make things far less awkward for old people from other countries. Jason assumes...2025-02-1715 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeJaegers Can't Be ChoosersJason took a few days to drive Miss Daisy while she attempted to drive him crazy. But earning non-traceable funds (for good deeds, no less!) is Jason's favorite kind of second Christmas, so the more the merrier! Finally, Steve is also considering a new job and has thought about being a Breaking Bad.2025-02-1015 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeRate Me On Yelp (And Boy Did I!)Both Jason and Steve want their kids and their kids' kids to treat this podcast like the journal they never kept. Jason's stool scare led to a whirlwind night wherein his butt made him $10 richer. And attempting to insert a... thing... in a place... led to a Three Stooges-esque comedy of errors that the hole family can enjoy!
2025-01-2721 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDobby the Slobby House ElfWomen have been known to carry things in their bra and Jason has no idea where the socio-economic boundaries of such behavior are formed. Also, brazen fondling around the house is a two-way street that no one should venture down, across, or through. It seems apparent to both Steve and Jason that co-WFH relationships lead to various Zoom misunderstandings and confused, even angry reactions. Finally, Jason attempts to create a bartering system to convince his family to visit him for favors and accidentally invents prostitution? Keep the change, ya filthy manimal!2025-01-0613 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeI Will Not Boof My Friend!Jason used his wife as cheap health care for a quick checkup. Rectum? She did indeed damn near kill him. When asked to reciprocate for health inquiries involving nudity, Jason finds only disappointment when the checkup is where the fun begins and ends. Also, Steve may not be good at much, but he always knows the distance to his... hole.2024-12-1615 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeGonna Catch Me Old and GrumpySteve believes that walkin' and talkin' on a speakerphone should exclusively be a social shortcoming of the olds. Jason's eyes are giving up on him by refusing to pick a focus distance to stick with. He also thinks that hair dye should be illegal to sell to those related to someone with impending memory and cognitive decline. Finally, Jason says Steve creates dongless angels every week and you've got one in your ears right now!2024-11-1814 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeI Know Your Face And It Looks Like That FaceJason thinks you should stop what you're doing right now and watch A League Of Their Own while Steve is threatened by the success of Tom Hanks. They also think that sex in a marriage with children present is hard enough, you certainly don't need a child sleeping in your bed and blocking either of the interested parties. Finally, Jason compares sex while married with children to getting a timid fawn to feed out of your hand. And apt, if not disturbing, description!2024-10-1412 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDote Me BabyWhen Jason's son rubs his butt on the wrong person, boy is he going to hear about it. Also, ok, so kissing is appropriate in the right context, but rubbing your butt on something is never appropriate... right? Steve expects Jason's son to murder him and usurp his family position any day now (he's 6, BTW). Finally, bringing up commas when your wife tries to teach your daughter about periods and menopause is a win for everyone!2024-09-2316 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeYou Shall Be Poop SaladMan, remember the days when everyone loved fartknocker? Jason and Steve remember. Also, Jason avoid teaching putdowns with his son because he doesn't want to equip him with that ammunition just yet. Finally, the guys attempt to craft the perfect, dirty putdown but come up short. It's a great time while they try, though! Oh, and doesn't dongslice feel like only Pauly Shore should say it?
2024-09-1615 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeNo Tears, No Fears, and No PeersSteve has been forced to leave the comfort of his wet womb (shower) and is constantly second-guessing whether or not his hair growth formula might be introduced to... areas in which he needs no follicle-enhancement. Meanwhile, watching Seinfeld helped Jason see how bad he was at showering. Finally, this podcast is helping Jason realize how developmentally stunted he was and is. Learn from his mistakes, both past and present, to have a better future!2024-09-0915 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThere's No Joy In The Plumbing BusinessSteve's dyslexia rears its ugly head again and leads him to believe people are giving the rivers STDs. And Jason's precocious sister once tried to increase her medical knowledge and only got more confused. Also, Jason's mom once told a customer something dirty that was surprisingly normal to everyone else in the room. Finally, Steve met a doomsday prepper who can't be bothered by electronic trivialities.2024-09-0218 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeLayoff Me, BroZoom phishing scam or remote layoff notice? Time to play Jason's least favorite game! Also, you'd think working from home would help you hide a layoff from your partner, at least for a bit.
At least Jason's good work ethic at least means he won't be late for his Zoom firing. That's got to mean something, right?
Slapping your resume against the webcam seems more impactful than just sharing your Microsoft Word window.
Did you know Steve worked as a janitor? You'd be surprised how little a good resume and work experience help...2024-08-2618 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThe Code You Don't Bring Home To MotherJason's bosses have all been pretty cool... except for the greasy dude who was almost certainly a homophobe and maybe the one that made him feel dirty about CSS. Meanwhile, Steve's crotch-grabbing teacher gave the kids something to engage them in the classroom: betting on the day's number of Southern readjustments. Also, Steve begs Jason to name any kind of duck other than mallard but he can't be bothered to remember the types of birds he's slaughtered. Finally, metal confetti is just shrapnel, so don't throw it up in the air, regardless of the occasion.2024-08-1216 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDoes NAFTA Mean Nothing To You?Jason's wife had surprise triple bypass surgery and it's set up one of the craziest Julys in his lifetime. Did you know that flowers can come in fancy paper bags that hold water? WTF?!? Jason's kids leap into action to help him... when they realize that their precious electronic devices are in the damage path.
And, "I will mail you my underwear if your cooking tips result in food poisoning" is either a threat or a promise from Jason and it doesn't really matter which it is. Finally, smoke billowed from the microwave where Jason had attempted...2024-07-2919 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSearch Little Mermaid King's BonerSure, Jason snickers at Steve's son's understanding of United States geography, but he also admits he was worried his Virginia-based girlfriend might be crushed by the falling towers on 9/11. Also, his own son gets a lot of facts wrong as well... or is he just learning how to gaslight others early? And experiencing randomly opened doors upstairs has Jason operating at a slightly elevated awareness level, Metal Gear Solid-style. Finally, Jason caught a loop of that moment from Three Men and a Baby on social media and the concentration of pure spoopiness probably won't let him sleep for a...2024-07-0215 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeAI Scream, You Scream, We All Scream About AISteve wants to go on ice cream adventures, naturally, and Jason prefers the same thing every time, as you'd expect. Jason believes lavender is meant for soap and candles, not ice cream, so stop making fragrances tasty; tastemakers confound Jason like a Mindfreak from Criss Angel. Finally, Steve thinks any idea is a good one until someone dies from it.
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Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeMy Four-Week Relationship with Kate UptonJason's wife came back from vacation wanting him to buy new pants with the pics of another guy's butt as research. Steve thinks getting those pants will just convince her that Jason's butt really doesn't compare and she'll leave him. Jason worries that his dating practices might have really hurt some girls in the past but they almost certainly got over it nearly instantaneously. Oh, and if you have a podcast and you've done it for more than a decade but no one has ever heard it, you never had a podcast. #sorrynotsorry2024-05-1316 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeOf Taints And CocklesJason has never prepared a meal in his life and it shows! Meanwhile, Jason's wife is getting targeted ads for saucy products and he'd like to know why. Also, Steve's Letterboxd is basically just Mr. Skin 2.0, so don't ask him to share it with you. And finally, Jason will turn on anything that produces sound to avoid having to hear anyone (including himself) chew food. They're a couple of cool dudes, huh?2024-04-2916 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeYou Got a Piece Of It, Now Get The Rest Of ItSteve wants more detail out of the album covers his daughter is drawing all over the outside of their house but Jason thinks she should consider her medium of choice first. Jason carried childhood trauma from striking out at the plate all the time into adulthood and it's way worse then. Finally, if time travel were invented, Jason would use it to go back in time and make himself better at sports by... harassing his younger self? The plan needs work.2024-03-2520 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeRoll Them Matrimonial Bones!Jason isn't superstitious, just easily freaked out by most everything. Steve's wife put a mirror in their bedroom and the doppelganger spirit it drowsily conjured ruined his chances of having a healthy start to 2024. Steve thinks the guys should get their mirror selves together to double our podcast output. Finally, Jason sleeps in the nude, and in bed will have food, but combining the two? That's just rude!2024-02-1917 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDefending Your Right To LaughJason saw Gallagher three times and yes, it gets as old as you think on repeat viewings. Have you ever seen a standup perform in a board room? Steve has and it was... official and pandering. Also, Jason once sold knives to a celebrity of a sort and thought that was his start on the climb to Comediosity. In Steve's mind, he could have been creepier about it.2024-02-1213 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeI See (You Touching) Dead PeopleJason is a deacon (and probably shouldn't be) because he thinks people are weird and gross. Both guys have helped the elderly in the past and they're frankly surprised that they still get asked by them to help. Finally, Jason's initial reaction to one of his congregants passing away is to deny and set up a Weekend at Bernie's situation. Wacky hijinks ensure!2024-01-2915 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeUnplug Yours So I Can Get MineJason became the anti-piracy guy because he's awkward around people, ok? Steve's boss nearly ruined the company with a major freakout when the FBI paid him a visit. And Jason ruins the idea of grieving the loss of a loved one with strategically placed sex toys.2024-01-0816 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimePodcasts For Guys Who Don't Talk GoodSteve married a communist so he believes he deserves some important award. Unlike his car, Jason will only ever use the jet setting on his fragile, temperamental body. And Jason's wife likes to lay traps for him to loquaciously fall into but he knows better and runs the other way (marriage is fun!).2024-01-0116 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThanksgiving With All The TrimmingsJason ruined his own Thanksgiving by wanting to have freshly-trimmed fingernails. Both Steve and Jason want to sync their podcast to their house Christmas lights to ruin the holidays for everyone. And the guys talk about how they ruin their own chances for people to discover their podcast.2023-12-1817 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeHerpin' and Burpin' with Steve and JasonJason attempted a mini yoink of a garden snake but his kids feared he would anger the snake gods and he relented. The guys contend that "he's halfway to Jesus" sounds like a perfectly cromulent Southern colloquialism for describing the movements of a lizard. Finally, Steve proves that growing up an Idahoan means saying things like "I had to put all of my snakes down and I was very sad" is pretty normal.2023-12-0419 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeEvery Tom, Dick, and Harry I've Gifted Cattle BonesJason relished the chance to show people his giant bone and Steve was so taken with a lady he offered her his finest battle skull. Steve also overcomplicated college by forgetting the two key things he could do at any time: read or masturbate. We also find out that Jason's got a list of Boner Jamz you should never play around him. And finally, a college sex shower (singular) shouldn't require as much planning and forethought as Jason required.2023-11-2717 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeNarcissistically Numb Ninny Full of NonsenseJason knows that every scary movie he watches automatically conjures the horror in his own life, ruining life in general for everyone around him during October. If the many podcasts that Jason chooses to listen to didn't force him to view movies he voluntarily watches, he'd be much less skittish that whole time. Meanwhile, Steve thinks asking a AAA video game developer to put his greatest fears into a fighting game so he can pummel them into obscurity isn't asking too much.2023-11-0618 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDenying The Triumvirate of Short, Martin, and ChaseSteve went to one of those "only in a teen movie" high school parties and there was JELL-O WRESTLING. But it wasn't... sexy? Really? Something's wrong here...
Jason missed out on a massive outdoor co-ed mud fight because he didn't want to upset his girlfriend. Also, Steve forces Jason to relive a painful, bullying Pizza Hut-related memory for content because he thinks this is a good replacement for therapy.
Finally, the freedom of high school lunch forced us all to make decisions we either immediately or eventually regretted.2023-10-3019 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeMike Tyson's Purse ForfeitureJason ruined his garage door by failing to think about how and why it works. Also, people keep showing up to Jason's house and stick around until he growls enough for them to catch his drift.
Meanwhile, Steve and Jason can't remember where they were on 9/11, but they sure as heck know their whereabouts when Mike Tyson bit a man's ear off. Finally, Jason's opening a one-man show, George Foreman Calls Things George. Tickets are available starting last Friday and are already sold out.2023-10-0218 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSteven Bourne's Vomitorium EmporiumJason still gets poked once a year and it's always equal parts surprising and humbling. He also did the dirty deed to access a locked bathroom stall, only to find his hard work was all for nothing... well, not NOTHING. Finally, Steve finds his consideration of janitorial staff when deciding where to ralph to be a spy-like trait, Jason... not so much.2023-09-2517 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeA Renaissance Painting-Like ReactionJason teaching his son how to shower went great... until it didn't. Meanwhile, Steve thinks showering with a partner is a great time and Jason wishes that were the case, but history has yet to bare that out. Finally, Steve showered with dudes and cultural differences made it more tense than usual.2023-09-1819 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThis Week, On This Old, Horny HouseJason thinks a little boner during a massage is fine while Steve trusted his kids to help fix his back. However, Jason knows that where two children are gathered, one of them must act like a demonic hellspawn and should be treated as such.
(Apologies for the audio, we'll work on it for next time.)2023-09-1119 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeXeet Xeet If You Like Penile CoronasJason's son unlocked the world when he learned to write "pee pee" while Steve thinks his friendship with Jason has saved both their marriages and he might not be wrong. Also, the guys agree that Jason's biggest drawback (and greatest strength?) is that he needs to get real problems.2023-09-0419 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeJoin The Make Water Mile High Club!Jason's no doctor, but he knows that something happens to your bladder when you fly that makes you pee more often and that's just science. Also, his son is so excited about peeing standing up, he takes his pants down WELL before he gets to the bathroom... let's just call that a work-in-progress. And finally, Jason thought on his feet (which is impressive considering he wasn't allowed to stand) and helped his son join the Peed In a Container Mile High Club. Now, the offending water bottle now has to be disposed of before Jason's son tells someone about...2023-08-2815 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeWe're Not Lion, Go See A DoctorJason starts us out on a high note with the best name for a segment we've ever had on the show. Then Steve talks about how while he doesn't want to be a furry, he wants to find his furry. Then Jason talks about why he doesn't have friends or go to the doctor. Finally explains why you should go to the doctor, just make sure they cut their fingernails first.2023-08-0722 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeA New Kind of CreepJason and his wife criticize each other's lounging pants for fun while the ghost of Jason's once-perky butt haunts him to this day. Steve thinks Bob Saget probably had a very unremarkable butt. Also, Jason understands that men assume their tugs and adjustments are secret, but everyone knows... and Steve with his big black coat was no different.
2023-07-3117 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeMore Cornholio, Less ShaqSome fat kids own their look and make it work and to those tubbies, we salute you. Jason couldn't make skinny kid work for him and he's finding it even harder being a tweener (between skinny and a gut that won't quit). The guys also think maybe their combativeness kept people from enjoying their webcomics criticisms in large numbers. Finally, Jason's middle school choir director took a day off to let he and his classmates round up the best movie myths to show him. Sound off in this week's poll to tell us your favorite movie myth!2023-07-1016 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThe Summer of Close Calls with BallsSteve proves that being a parent of a little leaguer is all about location, location, location when it comes to parking while Jason's brother targeted his junk via baseball and executed a near-hit. Jason also believes the pitcher has one job and that's it and the guys agree that, when it comes to property damage, kids only have the worst ideas on how to fix it.2023-06-2619 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeA Hot Date with Richard Kind's DaughterSteve and his family once witnessed a man hitting a Burger King with his car (no, it wasn't THE Burger King) while Jason plans on giving Randy Quaid's son his big break in his next (first) film. Also, who do you think deserves more credit: John Henry or Jason? Leave your comments below!
2023-06-1918 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeWainspotting | Then You Ruined ItJason ruminates on the idea of firmware for children, and how that would explain them slowing down and failing more often as time goes on. Also, his childlike mindset provides priorities that make no sense to his wife, an adult woman. Finally, easy wins are literally the only lane that Jason traffics in when it comes to preparing a house for sale and his laziness plants the seed for a door-to-door vasectomy business the guys may someday start.2023-05-1515 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeStevie Cash | Then You Ruined ItJason sacrificed $100 a year to get this new house, so don't talk to him about sacrifice. Also, PayPal purchases for a new house are dangerous, both financially and for Jason's heart health. Finally, Steve assumed the charge on his card with a hat... until it wasn't. Our new real-life mystery podcast begins here! (And is solved in the same episode, sorry about the pacing issue.)2023-05-0114 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeI Was Told That This Conversation Would Be More Oral | Then You Ruined ItAll you singles and those without children, enjoy this episode and your jet skis, because we're talking about parenting! Jason would rather not hear about Steve's butt hair and would love to stop ruining his daughter's need for privacy if she would just stop casually hiding all the time. Jason's first on-the-job sex education involved very obvious, incriminating, painful hickeys and the guys agree that the early sex ed videos really inflate a young man's ego.2023-04-1721 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeParental Controls Mean No Control At All | Then You Ruined ItToo much electronic juice on the eyeballs ruins life for both Jason and Steve's kids. Also, Jason's kids are bad at lying and that's... a bad thing? Finally, one of the stupidest things Steve has ever said was, "Tonight, I can't play Zelda, because I'm working on my screenplay."2023-04-0317 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeClimbin' and Rhymin' | Then You Ruined ItSteve attempted the easiest of climbs and failed with a flatulent panache and Jason's children's minister pointed out that everyone farts, which led to everyone farting. Also, Jason and his buddy ruined yoga class with their relaxed farts (but they also know that everyone else was doing it, too).2023-02-2717 minSteve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeLion's Loins IS In The Bible | Then You Ruined ItJason got this show censored on TikTok and it was actually totally Steve's fault (for an actually dumb reason) and Steve got censored in high school for lazy wordplay. Also, the guys remember when Jason ruined an aspiring cartoonist's life with his criticism and found his life's calling in the process.
2023-02-2017 minSteve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeTired: Californication; Wired: FLORIDARNIA | Then You Ruined ItSteve thinks a minotaur got hit by a car in Florida and Jason has a hard time convincing him otherwise, while Jason thinks a Narnia-like portal in Florida is what causes all the craziness and... ya know, Florida things. Also, is it possible that Jason's boring Kansan upbringing ruins witnessing anything fantastical in this world? And finally, Steve's wife ruined The Lone Ranger for Steve by failing her casting call.2023-02-1317 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeAmong the Symptoms of RuPaul Syndrome | Then You Ruined ItJason's son ruins farting by blaming others with zero consequence (that's what he wants to do!), Steve's son ruins The Simpsons by watching it categorically, not chronologically, and Jason's family ruins the manic fun of Hungry Hungry Hippos by being just so much better than him at it.
2023-01-0915 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeBaby, Christmas Shoes | Then You Ruined ItJason ruins the wholesome modern Christmas classic song, The Christmas Shoes. Observations include:
Thinking the song is actually sung as a parody by Parker/Stone is the most perfect summation of the song ever
All contemporary Christian band lead singers sound the exact same, come fight us
A song that should make you feel for the child lead instead turns him/them into a zombie choir
Rather than pray for the boy, the protagonist makes it all about him
TCS ruins rhyme schemes for Steve, and that's the most unforgiveable part
A Bible would be a much better...2022-12-2618 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeOf Things Oral and Aural | Then You Ruined ItJason can't stand your loud chewing and lip smacking and will passive-aggressively drown you out with whatever volume control is handy while Steve calls Jason on his hypocrisy and shames his own oral aural foibles. Steve also has a terrible idea to try out and thinks his scientific reasoning will beat Jason's emotional responses.2022-12-1218 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeStop By The Gift Shop, Tell 'Em Chairman Mao Send Ya! | Then You Ruined ItAlligators (could) ruin Steve's Airbnb by body slamming the windows open while Jason ruins the magic of Disney by assuming its "magic" would just keep the gators at bay. Steve also ruins the House of Mouse in so many ways, including demystifying the hotels and forcing his kids to wait and order their gift shop toys online when they get home. Finally, Jason admits that his amazing, memorable finds at the Disney Store are now completely forgotten.
2022-12-0516 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeSad(ly Not Sad At All About That) | Then You Ruined ItSteve laments the lack of llamas in Jason's life, while Jason is sad (not sad) about it. An innocent woman had her day (life?) ruined when she was covered in llamit (llama vomit), all because Steve can't be gentle with the animals. Finally, Jason writes a cute little jingle you'll be singing for days.2022-11-0716 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeRunning Afowl of the BLM | Then You Ruined ItSteve nearly ruins the show with a simple misunderstanding, but Jason sets things straight rather quickly. After that, Steve tried to push a semi truck out of the mud with his teenaged friends, while Jason's dad just wanted a nice little plot of land to shoot some ducks on. Finally, Steve contemplates his goat heritage, while Jason thinks he's just a bit sheepish.2022-10-2420 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeBullet Brothers | Then You Ruined ItWhen a kid on the youth baseball team you coach has bullets, YOU MAKE THE CALL. Also, Jason recalls having unfettered access to shotguns and more as a child and not really giving it a second thought. And since bullets are made to travel quickly and efficiently through the air, how do they fare in the human digestive system? Steve files his report in this episode of Then You Ruined It!
Podcast album artwork by Your Seventh Inning Scorecaller, Jason Sigler
2022-10-0318 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeHead-to-toe Yak Spit | Then You Ruined ItWhen it comes to wild animals, the guys agree that "safaris" are great fun until mortal danger is introduced. And just why is Steve known as THE MONKEY KING in China? Finally, does Jason's hairstyle get him in trouble with the more flamboyant birds? All of this and more in the latest buffalo (bison?)-sized episode of Then You Ruined It!
Original episode artwork by The Monkey King himself, Steve Shinney
Podcast album artwork by The Cock of the Walk, Jason Sigler2022-09-2622 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimehAve ThEy neRfEd tHe HaNzO? | THEN YOU RUINED ITSPORTSCAST! Steve raise ire and encourages theft with his sportswear, while Jason wishes his shoes weren't so damn cool. SPORTS! Jason stole his idea to satisfy people with problematic ideas with podcasts that never actually broadcast from The Big Bang Theory and here's a pro tip: plaid button-ups say "don't ask me about my sports opinions." SPORTS? Finally, the guys think kids should get out of uncomfortable conversations be removing their clothing. NOT SPORTS! POSSIBLY A CRIME!2022-09-1915 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeShut Up, Knuckle Down, and Get There | Then You Ruined ItJason's wife nearly ruined their trip when time zones temporarily confused her, Steve ruins all car trips by declaring they are dictatorships, and Jason learns just how often Steve finds himself over-beveraged. 2022-09-1218 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeMore Like Jake Fill 'n' Haul | Then You Ruined ItJason ruined a trip to the homeland when he discovered himself discovering himself when he tried to discover himself. Also, men's feet usually ruin everything, so don't draw attention to them, please. Finally, Jason ruined sandals for everyone back in the 90's.2022-09-0519 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeYes, May I Speak to Bones? | Then You Ruined ItJason ruins being social with his desire to have access to human skulls. Steve mentions he's not planning on doing anything with his (so long as Jason's junk isn't involved) and Zooey Deschanel's sister gets mixed up in the ensuing adventure. It's a can't miss episode.2022-08-2919 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeUnder the Sea(men) | Then You Ruined ItSteve tries to sell Jason on cruises again, this time with a new deplorable cast of weirdos and degenerates like the Uber Driver who don't get how drive car, the Topless Topper who appears to be able to control her breasts to avoid or engage in social situations, and the functionally-orphaned kid who wants the pool to himself again and will talk about anything to make that happen. Inevitably, it all just comes around to him once again ruining it for Jason.2022-08-2217 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeOne Good Dumba** Deserves Another Dumba** | Then You Ruined ItSteve tries to ruin Starter jackets for Jason but that's simply not possible, Jason's brother ruined his stuff when it got stolen (or sold them for drug/beer money), and Steve thinks Jason's dad kept the wheels of justice greased for his sons with his plumbing skills.2022-06-2717 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeJello, Chopsticks, and Freshmen Boys | Then You Ruined ItJason ruins a pivotal moment in Steve's cultural development by trying to make it sexual (it was not), then Steve ruins Jason's college friendships that were based entirely on pity (they were not) and then they both ruin Chinese culinary implements by discussing whether or not chopsticks fold (they do not).2022-06-2017 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDick's in a Lowe's | Then You Ruined ItJason ruins farts but also basically life for his partner who is not impressed, the guys imagine a world where mates are won and lost via bird mating dance-like faceoffs, and Steve or Jason ruin the idea of creating your own sport, depending on your love of rules.2022-05-2316 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThings Touching Things | Then You Ruined ItJason's partner and daughter conspire to ruin pants for him, Steve ruined life for a drug user just looking to offload some swag, and Jason ruins Steve's spot-on analysis by disagreeing with it.2022-05-0916 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeCognizant Cock-Asians | Then You Ruined ItSteve and Jason have their race identity ruined by an eight-year-old, Jason ruins the family budget to afford just one more Kirby game and also think osmosis is a valid method of learning a trade.2022-02-2117 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeFun, Fun, Fun 'Til Daddy Gives Steve His Jimmy | Then You Ruined ItSteve's parents ruin love and honesty for him when they fail to relay important family updates to him. Jason wants a chance to ruin Japan before he dies and also avoids ruining Skype calls with his mom by leaving out the chance for bummers. Finally, Jason ruins the podcast by forcing Steve to get back to the Jimmy.2022-01-2419 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDumpster Zebra | Then You Ruined ItSteve ruins the office for Jason by informing him that he is the office mooch. Everyone ruins donuts for Jason by cutting them in half. And Steve and his son have zebras ruined for them because it's truly what they deserve.2021-12-2716 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeWhat's In Your Wallet? ANOTHER WALLET! | Then You Ruined ItSteve and his daughter ruin the lives of some fine American robots for a few laughs. Steve also ruins Jason's reputation by comparing him to Facebook. And Jason ruins his algorithm by daring to buy something off of Instagram.2021-12-2016 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeDo This To Your Bishop | Then You Ruined ItJason reveals why his distaste for dumb people has found him few friends while Steve is happy to welcome them, even introducing new sign language to a sometimes divided crowd. Jason then ruins sex for everyone by describing how he gets it (and no, it doesn't involve white supremacy) while Steve ruins his chances of ever being a real somebody.2021-12-1315 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThis Was Supposed To Feed The Turkey | Then You Ruined ItJason is thrilled that Steve finally got his own tornado, but the experience was less than death-defying and thus. ruined. Both guys are thankful, however, that their families were never forced to raise and then sacrifice their dinners. Stay tuned after the outro to see what Jason really thinks about Steve's dad jokes (hint: they ruin things).2021-11-2915 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeFreddy Fecal Fingers | Then You Ruined ItJason's neighbors ruin Halloween for his sweet, delicate mind and the guys ruin Dracula for anyone who ever had a kink for such things. Oh, and Jason ruins Steve's plans to murder a lot of people (j/k, but he keeps him on the phone for a trace, just in case).2021-11-0119 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeHalf-Nudist On My Father's Side | Then You Ruined ItAdam Sandler has a new character to try out and it's a real throwback! Also, Jason ruins peeing in the shower AGAIN, this time blaming it on his targeting computer. Finally, Steve disagrees with Jason's stance on nudist bathroom habits and Steve's wife has had enough with these filthy standers.2021-10-1116 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThe O.G. Cornholer | Then You Ruined ItSteve's son got beanbagged in the beanbags and Jason wants a full, Zapruder film-like investigation to determine intent, while Jason's son ruins every morning with his surgical strikes on his dad's sensitive area. Also, Steve ruined his school newspaper with his sophomoric games.2021-08-0215 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeThe Illuminaughty Pee-ple | Then You Ruined ItJason ruins the pool for his daughter, but maybe saves the bathroom for Steve and all the rest of us? Steve ruins his son's life with his family's pee jugs and then turns his attention to Jason as he attempts to saddle him with a sex offendership.2021-06-2117 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeMy Brand of Horrible | Then You Ruined ItJason ruins the trip to school with his earbuds that make the kids magically disappear, as well as casual trips to get fast food by forgetting his mask. Steve ruins his wife's love for talking with him and Jason's happy marriage with the promise of a betrothed who loves Taco Bell.
2021-04-1917 min
Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeIf It's Freud, It's Gotta Be About the Hole | Then You Ruined ItSteve ruins playtime with Jason and his son while Jason ruins the term 'anal retentive' for everyone.2021-01-1815 minSteve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun TimeChase That Yellow High | Then You Ruined ItAs the guys settle on their new podcast purpose, Jason gets weird about his obvious love for Outback Steakhouse while Steve recognizes his wussier traits as factors of an outside nature. Also, Steve ruins Jason being a sweet, funny dad to his preschool-aged son.2021-01-1113 min
Pro GrapplersLady's Choice | Pro GrapplersIt's fitting that possibly the final episode of Pro Grapplers is packed to the brim with wrestling to talk about while also being on the cusp of live wrestling on TV getting absolutely bonkers. The women of WWE/NXT were rightfully given the spotlight recently, so why aren't we getting another Evolution this year? And how amazing was The Fiend's debut at SummerSlam? Both Steve and Jason are stoked for the potential a new King of the Ring tournament brings and they're also bracing for impact (no, not that one) as AEW prepares to take over (again, not that...2019-08-1928 min
Pro GrapplersIt's a Cuckoff | Pro GrapplersTwo more weeks away gives the guys too much to talk about! Aleister's out of his room! New Day's bumpin' titles! Buddy Murphy ... spoke! Kevin Owens is now a top guy! Truth is ... still 24/7 champ! Drake still hasn't consummated his marriage! The Fiend is here! Natalya and Ember have title shots! Brock is champ ... again! Nothing has changed, but listen to Steve and Jason talk about why that's okay!2019-07-2243 min
Pro GrapplersI've Seen a Panama Sunrise | Pro GrapplersWhen you start the (wrestling) week with a TakeOver, it's never a bad week! And Cole's new championship, Shirai remembering her badassness, and a Riddle/Strong rad throwdown are enough to help us forget all about the blood money-equivalent mess across the pond. Steve's got some lowlights from that waste of time (and talent!) while Jason talks about an important fatal-4-way in NXT UK and some surprising developments on 205 Live. Put on your bands and tighten your Zubaz pants, join us in doing the Devil Vince Muscle Man Dance!2019-06-1039 min
Pro GrapplersWho's The Dog Now, Man? | Pro GrapplersAEW showed us their hand and what a hand it was! Hear the guy's thoughts on why indie battle royals shouldn't be missed, why Jericho and Omega both looked like old dudes, and how Jason wants a throne of minions of his own. NXT TakeOver is going down in a few hours, and the fellas are stoked to see Roddy become the top Era dawg, Breeze win gold and remain home where he belongs, and Shirai rise to the top of the women's NXT food chain. Also, they had to give their thoughts on the news that Brock will...2019-06-0139 min
Pro GrapplersPG 99: That WAS A Good Meat PieAnother week, another early morning show live from Australia. Wait, that's new! Jason has the Show-Down Breakdown, but first, find out why Ronda Rousey had the Match of the Night, why Roode and Gable are still Not on the Card, who had the Killer Gimmick this week, why the Legends nostalgia train holds No Heat for Jason, and why the tag division on RAW scores only a Near Fall.2018-10-0857 min
Pro GrapplersPG 84: Spin-der MahalWe're back! And we celebrate our return with a trip to Raw. That's right, Jason went to Raw, live, in Richmond, VA, and he's reporting on everything: Strowman's true status with the crowd (molten), Jason's failure to be one of Wyatt's fireflies, hating McIntyre's theme while not being a hater on bagpipes, the biggest pop of the night (Mickie James, hometown heroine), and why Rhyno was the true champion of the night. Decidedly less personally-live was SmackDown, which featured Bar-Miz-Vah being your new favorite team-up, Almas denying a bro in Sin Cara, and a dance-off with actual, good dancing. Still...2018-06-0441 min