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Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatNorthern Exposure Episodes 9 and 10Northern Exposure episodes 9/10. Jen does fantastic, entirely irrelevant impressions! Micah shares the worst comic of all time. And there’s all kinds of shit going on in Cicely, Alaska. Most importantly, remember this:There’s only one kind of person who would have Holling’s haircut, and that’s a pervert. Jen also talks about soccer in Montana and how they used to haze new girls with smurfs.
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2023-01-2451 minI Never Saw ThatNorthern Exposure Episodes 9 and 10Northern Exposure episodes 9/10. Jen does fantastic, entirely irrelevant impressions! Micah shares the worst comic of all time. And there’s all kinds of shit going on in Cicely, Alaska. Most importantly, remember this:There’s only one kind of person who would have Holling’s haircut, and that’s a pervert. Jen also talks about soccer in Montana and how they used to haze new girls with smurfs.
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2023-01-2451 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatNorthern Exposure Episodes 7 and 8We’re back, with Northern Exposure season 6, episodes 7 and 8! Find out what jen thinks about the universe trying to “teach you a lesson.” Hear micah describe a two-panel comic strip for 72 minutes. And seriously, why the fuck aren’t Maggie and Chris together??
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2023-01-1059 minI Never Saw ThatNorthern Exposure Episodes 7 and 8We’re back, with Northern Exposure season 6, episodes 7 and 8! Find out what jen thinks about the universe trying to “teach you a lesson.” Hear micah describe a two-panel comic strip for 72 minutes. And seriously, why the fuck aren’t Maggie and Chris together??
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2023-01-1059 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatScreamIt’s our 120th episode, so we decided to mark the occasion by watching the classic slasher film Scream from 1996. We planned ahead so hard that we watched this movie over a year ago, but recorded about it now! So we definitely remember all the details like how it stars Neve Campbell and a dad from Riverdale and Shaggy and the guy that was on the show that wasn’t Punk’d. Don’t worry if you don’t remember, because Micah conveniently summarizes the entire plot in 30 seconds very efficiently and accurately.
Thank you so much to our pat...2022-10-1848 minI Never Saw ThatScreamIt’s our 120th episode, so we decided to mark the occasion by watching the classic slasher film Scream from 1996. We planned ahead so hard that we watched this movie over a year ago, but recorded about it now! So we definitely remember all the details like how it stars Neve Campbell and a dad from Riverdale and Shaggy and the guy that was on the show that wasn’t Punk’d. Don’t worry if you don’t remember, because Micah conveniently summarizes the entire plot in 30 seconds very efficiently and accurately.
Thank you so much to our pat...2022-10-1848 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatINST on SNIPSThis week is a little different because the episode is the audio from the video we made for the Scavenger’s Network Independent Podcast Showcase! Was that confusing? Just wait until you hear how bad Micah fucks everything up in this one. Listen to find out what we watched this week! Also, there are weird transitions and sounds because it was a video, so just imagine us while you listen. Or if you want to watch the video we’ll put it up in our Facebook group. (Join it!)
Thanks again for having us, Scavengers Network!
Th...2022-09-1945 minI Never Saw ThatINST on SNIPSThis week is a little different because the episode is the audio from the video we made for the Scavenger’s Network Independent Podcast Showcase! Was that confusing? Just wait until you hear how bad Micah fucks everything up in this one. Listen to find out what we watched this week! Also, there are weird transitions and sounds because it was a video, so just imagine us while you listen. Or if you want to watch the video we’ll put it up in our Facebook group. (Join it!)
Thanks again for having us, Scavengers Network!
Th...2022-09-1945 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatPat's Playlist: Pat Heard That! Part 2Choo choo! All aboard for part 2 of Pat’s Playlist! Hear about Pat’s first kiss! Hear about Jen’s Smashing Pumpkins love! And of course, listen to Micah’s stupid segment. We had a great time talking with Pat about these hits from 1994-1996.
Track list:
Mariah Carey: Always Be My Baby
No Doubt: Just a Girl
The Smashing Pumpkins: Bullet with Butterfly Wings
Pulp: Common People
Quad City DJ’s: C’mon N’ Ride It (The Train)
“Weird Al” Yankovic: The Alternative Polka
Donna Lewis: I Love You Always Forever...2022-09-0536 minI Never Saw ThatPat's Playlist: Pat Heard That! Part 2Choo choo! All aboard for part 2 of Pat’s Playlist! Hear about Pat’s first kiss! Hear about Jen’s Smashing Pumpkins love! And of course, listen to Micah’s stupid segment. We had a great time talking with Pat about these hits from 1994-1996.
Track list:
Mariah Carey: Always Be My Baby
No Doubt: Just a Girl
The Smashing Pumpkins: Bullet with Butterfly Wings
Pulp: Common People
Quad City DJ’s: C’mon N’ Ride It (The Train)
“Weird Al” Yankovic: The Alternative Polka
Donna Lewis: I Love You Always Forever...2022-09-0536 minI Never Saw ThatThe Brady Bunch MovieHey there groovy chicks! It’s The Brady Bunch Movie! No, not the one in Hawaii. No, not the one at the Grand Canyon either. The 1995 one. There’s a lot of ill-advised singing both in this movie and in this episode about the movie, so be warned. Also, Micah is wrong about when the Brady Bunch TV show started, but don’t @ him.
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2022-06-1341 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatThe Brady Bunch MovieHey there groovy chicks! It’s The Brady Bunch Movie! No, not the one in Hawaii. No, not the one at the Grand Canyon either. The 1995 one. There’s a lot of ill-advised singing both in this movie and in this episode about the movie, so be warned. Also, Micah is wrong about when the Brady Bunch TV show started, but don’t @ him.
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2022-06-1341 minI Never Saw ThatThe Head Episode 7 The FinaleIt’s the last episode of The Head! The invasion has arrived, the aliens have captured Dr. Elliott, and the feds are in love! Micah brings the most nothing See You in the Funny Papers yet, and we reveal what our special 100th episode will be!
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2022-05-0938 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatThe Head Episode 7 The FinaleIt’s the last episode of The Head! The invasion has arrived, the aliens have captured Dr. Elliott, and the feds are in love! Micah brings the most nothing See You in the Funny Papers yet, and we reveal what our special 100th episode will be!
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2022-05-0938 minI Never Saw ThatThe Head Episode 6It’s the penultimate episode of The Head! Roy’s been captured! The alien invasion is on its way! The feds are still dill holes! Plus Micah describes a crotch with sickening detail and we talk about the similarities between assholes like Elon Musk and the assholes that ran the therapeutic boarding school.
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2022-05-0251 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatThe Head Episode 6It’s the penultimate episode of The Head! Roy’s been captured! The alien invasion is on its way! The feds are still dill holes! Plus Micah describes a crotch with sickening detail and we talk about the similarities between assholes like Elon Musk and the assholes that ran the therapeutic boarding school.
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2022-05-0251 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatThe Head Episode 2This week we talk about more episode(s) of MTV’s The Head. Micah starts off by being super wrong and sharing a confusing See You In The Funny Papers, Jim’s new head tenant, Roy, gives more details about the coming alien invasion and how to stop it, and jen discusses the effectiveness of therapy based on bad enemies-become-friends tropes.
2022-04-0442 minI Never Saw ThatThe Head Episode 2This week we talk about more episode(s) of MTV’s The Head. Micah starts off by being super wrong and sharing a confusing See You In The Funny Papers, Jim’s new head tenant, Roy, gives more details about the coming alien invasion and how to stop it, and jen discusses the effectiveness of therapy based on bad enemies-become-friends tropes.
2022-04-0442 minI Never Saw ThatM.A.N.T.I.S. Episode 3Welp, M.A.N.T.I.S. really went off the rails after the pilot, and we go off right with it. Micah brings an EIGHT-panel See You in the Funny Papers, Jen considers a new podcast where she just recites 80s movies, and we talk about one of the cultiest things about Jen’s therapeutic boarding school.
2022-03-1452 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatM.A.N.T.I.S. Episode 3Welp, M.A.N.T.I.S. really went off the rails after the pilot, and we go off right with it. Micah brings an EIGHT-panel See You in the Funny Papers, Jen considers a new podcast where she just recites 80s movies, and we talk about one of the cultiest things about Jen’s therapeutic boarding school.
2022-03-1452 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatThe Simpsons with JamesWe’re talking about a little-known show called The Simpsons this week, with our good friend James. James shares two of his favorite episodes from our time period and Micah talks shit about how much Peter Frampton sucks.
2022-02-281h 18I Never Saw ThatThe Simpsons with JamesWe’re talking about a little-known show called The Simpsons this week, with our good friend James. James shares two of his favorite episodes from our time period and Micah talks shit about how much Peter Frampton sucks.
2022-02-281h 18I Never Saw ThatGargoyles – S1 Eps 9-10‘Goyles! We’re talking about ‘Goyles again as all the superfans call Gargoyles. Just two episode recaps this week because it’s a Sunday on See You in the Funny Papers and Micah got excited. Also Jen brings it hard with a new educational segment about US History (see U.S. Constitution Article XIII(c)i). She also brings it hard with talk of gargoyle sex parts, so this one isn’t for the kiddies.
Note: Sorry about the background noise on this one. We had to deal with a rogue fan during our recording session. I...2020-05-121h 07Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatGargoyles – S1 Eps 9-10‘Goyles! We’re talking about ‘Goyles again as all the superfans call Gargoyles. Just two episode recaps this week because it’s a Sunday on See You in the Funny Papers and Micah got excited. Also Jen brings it hard with a new educational segment about US History (see U.S. Constitution Article XIII(c)i). She also brings it hard with talk of gargoyle sex parts, so this one isn’t for the kiddies.
Note: Sorry about the background noise on this one. We had to deal with a rogue fan during our recording session. I...2020-05-121h 07I Never Saw ThatGargoyles - S1 Eps 6-8We’re back with more Gargoyles this week, in an episode that really shows our range. We cover everything from Gargoyle boners to the relationship between oppression and power, jen talks about water intake in Montana, and we are perpetual ding dongs throughout.
2020-05-041h 01I Never Saw ThatGargoyles - The Remaining AwakeningsWe continue awakening with the Gargoyles this week as we cover the episodes entitled Awakening, Part 3, Awakening, Part 4, and, you guessed it, Awakening, Part 5!
Micah describes a new and exciting comic as part of See You in the Funny Papers and we give explicit details on how to reach us by spelling out Micah’s contact info. I’d write it out here too, but that seems like overkill. Jen also talks about the food situation in Montana.
Finally, we had to bleep out a few words that discuss a product that may be coming to m...2020-04-2754 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatGargoyles - The Remaining AwakeningsWe continue awakening with the Gargoyles this week as we cover the episodes entitled Awakening, Part 3, Awakening, Part 4, and, you guessed it, Awakening, Part 5!
Micah describes a new and exciting comic as part of See You in the Funny Papers and we give explicit details on how to reach us by spelling out Micah’s contact info. I’d write it out here too, but that seems like overkill. Jen also talks about the food situation in Montana.
Finally, we had to bleep out a few words that discuss a product that may be coming to m...2020-04-2754 minI Never Saw ThatGargoyles S1 Eps 1-2Gargoyles! We watched some of it, but we didn’t really talk about it much. So if you got excited, we’re sorry. Gargoyles was a cartoon show on in 1994, but you wouldn’t know that from listening to this episode that is purportedly about said cartoon show.
Micah does his really dumb and long segment and Jen presents another letter from her school and then we run out of time to talk about the actual topic for the week. BUT! We plan to watch a lot of Gargoyles in the coming weeks and we promise we’ll talk...2020-04-201h 06Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatGargoyles S1 Eps 1-2Gargoyles! We watched some of it, but we didn’t really talk about it much. So if you got excited, we’re sorry. Gargoyles was a cartoon show on in 1994, but you wouldn’t know that from listening to this episode that is purportedly about said cartoon show.
Micah does his really dumb and long segment and Jen presents another letter from her school and then we run out of time to talk about the actual topic for the week. BUT! We plan to watch a lot of Gargoyles in the coming weeks and we promise we’ll talk...2020-04-201h 06I Never Saw ThatWe Are BackWe’re back again! This time for keeps. For real? For a longer time–whatever, our hiatus is over. We’re back to making regular episodes. This is not a regular episode though. Making episodes regularly is what I meant.
Anyway, Jen reads a letter sent from Mission Mountain many years ago and Micah catches Jen up on the Great Blondie/Hi & Lois Controversy of 1994 during everyone’s favorite segment! Also, Jen solves time travel paradoxes.
2020-04-0644 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatWe Are BackWe’re back again! This time for keeps. For real? For a longer time–whatever, our hiatus is over. We’re back to making regular episodes. This is not a regular episode though. Making episodes regularly is what I meant.
Anyway, Jen reads a letter sent from Mission Mountain many years ago and Micah catches Jen up on the Great Blondie/Hi & Lois Controversy of 1994 during everyone’s favorite segment! Also, Jen solves time travel paradoxes.
2020-04-0644 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatJen Solo: INST Travel EditionThis episode is technically an episode. It is not good but at least it’s short! It’s just Jen, talking about some stuff. Our travels, a little bit of Montana, and some Randy Quaid (Uncle Eddie) from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
One thing Jen realized after listening to this is that if she would have lowered her voice just a little bit this could have been an ASMR episode! Feel free to listen to this one at bedtime!
2019-11-2117 minI Never Saw ThatJen Solo: INST Travel EditionThis episode is technically an episode. It is not good but at least it’s short! It’s just Jen, talking about some stuff. Our travels, a little bit of Montana, and some Randy Quaid (Uncle Eddie) from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
One thing Jen realized after listening to this is that if she would have lowered her voice just a little bit this could have been an ASMR episode! Feel free to listen to this one at bedtime!
2019-11-2117 minI Never Saw ThatTommy BoyThis week we’re joined by a very special guest and friend of the podcast, Elliott! Jen and Elliott watched 1995’s Tommy Boy, the Chris Farley and David Spade classic, and Elliott shares his thoughts and innermost feelings. Micah didn’t watch it so he doesn’t talk about it much, but he does have another installment of everyone’s favorite segment for you, his fans. Jen finally brings back everyone’s least favorite segment, so there’s that too.
Enjoy!
2019-10-2939 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatTommy BoyThis week we’re joined by a very special guest and friend of the podcast, Elliott! Jen and Elliott watched 1995’s Tommy Boy, the Chris Farley and David Spade classic, and Elliott shares his thoughts and innermost feelings. Micah didn’t watch it so he doesn’t talk about it much, but he does have another installment of everyone’s favorite segment for you, his fans. Jen finally brings back everyone’s least favorite segment, so there’s that too.
Enjoy!
2019-10-2939 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatThe Quick and the DeadWe’re back with The Quick and the Dead! A different sort of western we guess? Who needs a plot when you have guns?
This one’s a little long but we hope that since we haven’t released an episode in a damn month you won’t mind.
Micah tries something new with see you in the funny papers this week, and one thing we can say about that is that it was definitely a thing we did and that it made Jen look like a real dillhole who cannot pick up on very obvious h...2019-10-151h 23I Never Saw ThatThe Quick and the DeadWe’re back with The Quick and the Dead! A different sort of western we guess? Who needs a plot when you have guns?
This one’s a little long but we hope that since we haven’t released an episode in a damn month you won’t mind.
Micah tries something new with see you in the funny papers this week, and one thing we can say about that is that it was definitely a thing we did and that it made Jen look like a real dillhole who cannot pick up on very obvious h...2019-10-151h 23I Never Saw ThatTattoo of Death Miniseries Episodes 1 and 2Remember that wild Choose Your Own Adventure episode we did with the Yule brothers from Finish It‽ Well get ready for some more of that action, except without the Yule brothers and therefore a lot less good.
We bring you our 13-episode Tattoo of Death miniseries, called Tattoo of Death:The Miniseries:The Revenge. These were going to be Patreon-exclusive minisodes (which is why it’s mostly just Jen reading the book) but we’d rather share all the remaining ways we can die in Tattoo of Death with ALL of you!
We do this with F...2019-08-2627 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatFunny Papers MinisodeThis episode is what happens when you let us talk and we don’t have an actual topic.
We do “everyone’s favorite segment,” See You in the Funny Papers, and get deep about comic strips. We thank our newest patron. We talk about vasectomies, AND Micah announces a contest!!
2019-07-2215 minI Never Saw ThatFunny Papers MinisodeThis episode is what happens when you let us talk and we don’t have an actual topic.
We do “everyone’s favorite segment,” See You in the Funny Papers, and get deep about comic strips. We thank our newest patron. We talk about vasectomies, AND Micah announces a contest!!
2019-07-2215 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatGetting Even With DadFirst of all, ladies canNOT be cops. Secondly, in 1994 Ted Danson and Macaulay Culkin made a movie together. Whoopi Goldberg was not in it and contrary to Jen’s opinion, it was not directed by Howard Hughes. Jen really lets loose in this one, with mixed results. Micah shares another “great” comic. Ponytails are discussed at length, Deutch is now a verb, and we talk about a Montana dad memory. This episode has everything.
Lastly, Jen would like to sincerely apologize to all people with languages for last names.
2019-07-031h 00I Never Saw ThatGetting Even With DadFirst of all, ladies canNOT be cops. Secondly, in 1994 Ted Danson and Macaulay Culkin made a movie together. Whoopi Goldberg was not in it and contrary to Jen’s opinion, it was not directed by Howard Hughes. Jen really lets loose in this one, with mixed results. Micah shares another “great” comic. Ponytails are discussed at length, Deutch is now a verb, and we talk about a Montana dad memory. This episode has everything.
Lastly, Jen would like to sincerely apologize to all people with languages for last names.
2019-07-031h 00I Never Saw ThatThe Watermelon WomanWe’re back with another episode for our month of Pride-themed content that is queer as fuck. This week we talk about the 1996 film “The Watermelon Woman” written, directed by, and starring Cheryl Dunye.
We also dig into Jen’s thoughts about queerness and how it relates to her experience in Montana.
And of course, the show opens with a fan-favorite segment about a fan-favorite comic. It’s a classic!
2019-06-1855 minI Never Saw ThatThe Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertThis week we’re talking about the epic and iconic 1994 Australian film “The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” as part of our Pride themed month of episodes! This is a Patreon-supporter suggested episode. Thank you Serai and Josh! For just $5 a month, you too could suggest an episode topic and then you’d get to listen to us talk about it. It’s the best deal in podcasting.
There’s a lot of other great content in this episode as well including a tear-jerking and beautiful voicemail from Nicky (who you may remember from our Space Jam ep...2019-06-141h 03Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatThe Celluloid ClosetThis week is technically an episode of Micah Never Saw That and talking about the 1996 documentary The Celluloid Closet. This movie, which covers LGBTQ representation in film, kicks off our first themed month!
This one also features a repeat of a segment Micah thinks is very important and a promo for a podcast we love, Finish It!
2019-05-271h 06I Never Saw ThatThe Celluloid ClosetThis week is technically an episode of Micah Never Saw That and talking about the 1996 documentary The Celluloid Closet. This movie, which covers LGBTQ representation in film, kicks off our first themed month!
This one also features a repeat of a segment Micah thinks is very important and a promo for a podcast we love, Finish It!
2019-05-271h 06I Never Saw ThatBeverly Hills 90210Yep. We’re flipping the script this week and watching something Micah never saw: Beverly Hills 90210. Micah doesn’t give a hoot about this show, but Jen loved it before she left for Montana and she missed seasons 5 and 6. So, naturally, we watched a few episodes from season 1 and the season 5 premiere and finale. If that sounds very confusing, it was! But this podcast episode is not confusing and very easy to follow — we hope. Enjoy!
RIP Luke Perry
2019-04-011h 07Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatBeverly Hills 90210Yep. We’re flipping the script this week and watching something Micah never saw: Beverly Hills 90210. Micah doesn’t give a hoot about this show, but Jen loved it before she left for Montana and she missed seasons 5 and 6. So, naturally, we watched a few episodes from season 1 and the season 5 premiere and finale. If that sounds very confusing, it was! But this podcast episode is not confusing and very easy to follow — we hope. Enjoy!
RIP Luke Perry
2019-04-011h 07Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatDesperadoWhy don’t you come to your senses and listen to this episode about 1995’s Desperado, starring the sexiest pair of humans there ever was: Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. There’s a lot of blood! And laughs! And guitars! And sexiness! Plus jen enlightens the world with some profound* proverbs and micah shares a brilliant** theory about this movie.
Jen also shares a little about what’s been happening in the Montana part of her life since our last episode.
*they are not
**it is not
2019-02-1154 minI Never Saw ThatDesperadoWhy don’t you come to your senses and listen to this episode about 1995’s Desperado, starring the sexiest pair of humans there ever was: Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. There’s a lot of blood! And laughs! And guitars! And sexiness! Plus jen enlightens the world with some profound* proverbs and micah shares a brilliant** theory about this movie.
Jen also shares a little about what’s been happening in the Montana part of her life since our last episode.
*they are not
**it is not
2019-02-1154 minI Never Saw ThatTank GirlWe try to keep our episodes to an hour or less but this one is our 52nd episode and we just left PodCon so we had some gushing to do at the end.
Tank Girl. Girl Power. Fuck abusive men. Stand up for each other. Dress men in muppet costumes. Wait, what?
Lastly, Micah raps in this one. Sort of.
2019-01-221h 14Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatTank GirlWe try to keep our episodes to an hour or less but this one is our 52nd episode and we just left PodCon so we had some gushing to do at the end.
Tank Girl. Girl Power. Fuck abusive men. Stand up for each other. Dress men in muppet costumes. Wait, what?
Lastly, Micah raps in this one. Sort of.
2019-01-221h 14Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatParty of FiveParty of Five is about five kids. One of them is Jack from Lost. One of them is named Claudia and one is named Julia but we call both of them Julia for most of the episode. Don’t worry about it. Jen makes some spot on Breakfast Club comparisons and Micah uncovers… something… we’re not sure what but we know Full House and JD Salinger are involved. Jen talks about Montana in this one too!
2019-01-1552 minI Never Saw ThatParty of FiveParty of Five is about five kids. One of them is Jack from Lost. One of them is named Claudia and one is named Julia but we call both of them Julia for most of the episode. Don’t worry about it. Jen makes some spot on Breakfast Club comparisons and Micah uncovers… something… we’re not sure what but we know Full House and JD Salinger are involved. Jen talks about Montana in this one too!
2019-01-1552 minI Never Saw ThatXena: Ephiny's New BoobsIt’s Xena part 2! We watched two more episodes, and got into some real girl on girl action. This one gets real weird, but Jen makes a Montana connection and Micah shares how frustrating our centaur neighbor is.
2018-12-101h 02Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatXena: Ephiny's New BoobsIt’s Xena part 2! We watched two more episodes, and got into some real girl on girl action. This one gets real weird, but Jen makes a Montana connection and Micah shares how frustrating our centaur neighbor is.
2018-12-101h 02I Never Saw ThatCanadian Bacon*CW* See below.
We watched Canadian Bacon this week eh. As you may or may not know, Jen misses John Candy every day of her goddamn life, and this was his last released movie, which is too bad because his last released movie was this movie. But it has a great cast and you may come away from this experience feeling as we ended up feeling, that this movie is underrated.
We went from real silly to real serious in this one, and CW: We discuss suicide, grief and trauma at the end. You should...2018-11-2052 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatCanadian Bacon*CW* See below.
We watched Canadian Bacon this week eh. As you may or may not know, Jen misses John Candy every day of her goddamn life, and this was his last released movie, which is too bad because his last released movie was this movie. But it has a great cast and you may come away from this experience feeling as we ended up feeling, that this movie is underrated.
We went from real silly to real serious in this one, and CW: We discuss suicide, grief and trauma at the end. You should...2018-11-2052 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatInterview with THE VampireWe’re back! And so is Tom Cruise. Over and over and over. He doesn’t die in this movie, like 8 times or some shit. We watched Interview with the Vampire and made some very important realizations:
1) David Miscavige is a vampire
2) This might be Antonio Banderas at his worst
3) Jen is better than Micah at vampire accents
You’ll have to listen to find out how we got there. We finally finish answering a listener question about Jen’s academic experience in Montana and the transition to college. This episode also con...2018-11-1250 minI Never Saw ThatInterview with THE VampireWe’re back! And so is Tom Cruise. Over and over and over. He doesn’t die in this movie, like 8 times or some shit. We watched Interview with the Vampire and made some very important realizations:
1) David Miscavige is a vampire
2) This might be Antonio Banderas at his worst
3) Jen is better than Micah at vampire accents
You’ll have to listen to find out how we got there. We finally finish answering a listener question about Jen’s academic experience in Montana and the transition to college. This episode also con...2018-11-1250 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatFull HouseDamnit. Well, here it is I guess. Ok, ok, there’s actually some good parts in here that you’ll want to listen to. Some wonderful listeners shared heartwarming and heartbreaking stories about prom experiences. Jen made Micah watch the first and last episodes of season 8, the final season, of Full House. You’ll have to listen next week to see if he’ll ever forgive her.
2018-10-311h 17I Never Saw ThatFull HouseDamnit. Well, here it is I guess. Ok, ok, there’s actually some good parts in here that you’ll want to listen to. Some wonderful listeners shared heartwarming and heartbreaking stories about prom experiences. Jen made Micah watch the first and last episodes of season 8, the final season, of Full House. You’ll have to listen next week to see if he’ll ever forgive her.
2018-10-311h 17I Never Saw ThatKen Marino's Elastic PantsWe interviewed Ken Marino! Seriously! And he was absolutely delightful. He was gracious and patient and funny and honest and curious and sincere and we can’t express how appreciative we are and how honored we are that we got to speak with him. Jen and Micah asked all the hard-hitting questions, didn’t hold anything back, and definitely didn’t gush over him at all. Plus, he took his pants off not once but TWICE within the first minute of our conversation, so.
Not only did we get the back story on The State, but we got to...2018-10-011h 37Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatKen Marino's Elastic PantsWe interviewed Ken Marino! Seriously! And he was absolutely delightful. He was gracious and patient and funny and honest and curious and sincere and we can’t express how appreciative we are and how honored we are that we got to speak with him. Jen and Micah asked all the hard-hitting questions, didn’t hold anything back, and definitely didn’t gush over him at all. Plus, he took his pants off not once but TWICE within the first minute of our conversation, so.
Not only did we get the back story on The State, but we got to...2018-10-011h 37Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatSingled OutWe at I Never Saw That care about our listeners, and that’s why we sacrificed ourselves, and our dignity, to watch MTV’s mid-90s dating show, “Singled Out.” Not only was it hosted by two awful people, but it’s also just a burning trash fire of sexism and…it’s real bad. But Jen does draw a connection between this shit show and her time in Montana, and Micah talks far more about Certs than the show itself. Everybody wins!
2018-09-2455 minI Never Saw ThatSingled OutWe at I Never Saw That care about our listeners, and that’s why we sacrificed ourselves, and our dignity, to watch MTV’s mid-90s dating show, “Singled Out.” Not only was it hosted by two awful people, but it’s also just a burning trash fire of sexism and…it’s real bad. But Jen does draw a connection between this shit show and her time in Montana, and Micah talks far more about Certs than the show itself. Everybody wins!
2018-09-2455 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatPinky and the BrainOne is a genius, the other’s insane! On this episode we definitively answer, once and for all, which one of us is a genius and which one is… not.
It’s Pinky and the Brain of course! We went on a fun little trip through some of this mid-’90s show’s best episodes (and one of its worst). Come join us, it’ll be fun and weird, I promise.
As requested by Jen’s mom, who is a patron, Jen talks at the end about some of the happier Montana memories.
2018-08-2756 minI Never Saw ThatPinky and the BrainOne is a genius, the other’s insane! On this episode we definitively answer, once and for all, which one of us is a genius and which one is… not.
It’s Pinky and the Brain of course! We went on a fun little trip through some of this mid-’90s show’s best episodes (and one of its worst). Come join us, it’ll be fun and weird, I promise.
As requested by Jen’s mom, who is a patron, Jen talks at the end about some of the happier Montana memories.
2018-08-2756 minI Never Saw ThatWaterworldJet skis! Underwater cities! Eye patches! Jack Daniels! Horrible anti-feminist tropes! Gills! This movie has something for everyone.
In this episode you will hear us use the term “fish-man” a lot. This is because Kevin Costner is a fish-man. You will hear Jen make an argument about who the real hero and villain of this movie are, and she also tells a Montana story. Plus, you do not want to miss Micah perfectly recreating the opening narration from the movie.
There sure is a lot of water in this movie.
2018-08-131h 02Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatWaterworldJet skis! Underwater cities! Eye patches! Jack Daniels! Horrible anti-feminist tropes! Gills! This movie has something for everyone.
In this episode you will hear us use the term “fish-man” a lot. This is because Kevin Costner is a fish-man. You will hear Jen make an argument about who the real hero and villain of this movie are, and she also tells a Montana story. Plus, you do not want to miss Micah perfectly recreating the opening narration from the movie.
There sure is a lot of water in this movie.
2018-08-131h 02I Never Saw ThatMusic Videos 2Another special episode of I Never Saw That Music Video! We watched the music videos for the following songs (in no particular order): Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio, Fantasy by Mariah Carey, and Drop by The Pharcyde. (They are in a very particular order).
Jen sings again a few times and nails it each time. Micah sings again and nails it in a different way. The mystery remains as to why Micah’s notes are all squashed down, but Mariah’s aren’t.
Transcript coming soon!
2018-07-3038 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatMusic Videos 2Another special episode of I Never Saw That Music Video! We watched the music videos for the following songs (in no particular order): Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio, Fantasy by Mariah Carey, and Drop by The Pharcyde. (They are in a very particular order).
Jen sings again a few times and nails it each time. Micah sings again and nails it in a different way. The mystery remains as to why Micah’s notes are all squashed down, but Mariah’s aren’t.
Transcript coming soon!
2018-07-3038 minI Never Saw ThatFoxfireCW: This one includes a discussion about suicide (including mention of methods), sexual assault/harassment/molestation, rape, and drug addiction.
This one was tough for Jen, but it’s not all tough. Micah tells jokes (?)! GIRL POWER!!
Transcript coming soon!
2018-07-231h 13Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatFoxfireCW: This one includes a discussion about suicide (including mention of methods), sexual assault/harassment/molestation, rape, and drug addiction.
This one was tough for Jen, but it’s not all tough. Micah tells jokes (?)! GIRL POWER!!
Transcript coming soon!
2018-07-231h 13I Never Saw ThatSpace JamWe have very special guests this week! First, Jen has a candid conversation with her brother Scotty about his experience when Jen was sent away to Montana. Then we explore the 1996 film Space Jam with Scotty and Nicky (Jen’s sister-in-law).
Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam if you want to jam
Take your beans with you at all times
We got balls!
(Lyrics adapted from Quad City DJ’s Space Jam)
Transcript coming soon!
2018-07-1653 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatSpace JamWe have very special guests this week! First, Jen has a candid conversation with her brother Scotty about his experience when Jen was sent away to Montana. Then we explore the 1996 film Space Jam with Scotty and Nicky (Jen’s sister-in-law).
Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam if you want to jam
Take your beans with you at all times
We got balls!
(Lyrics adapted from Quad City DJ’s Space Jam)
Transcript coming soon!
2018-07-1653 minI Never Saw ThatER PilotThis week we watched the pilot of ER — Earned Runs — a baseball show set in Chicago. Just kidding everybody, Micah just made a REALLY funny joke about what ER stands for and we all laughed and laughed.
This show is intense! Get ready to get intense with George Clooney, Juliana Margulies, WILLIAM H. MACY, and the rest of the gang and their shenanigans at County General Hospital.
Jen talks about her experience in Montana a bit at the beginning, and clarifies the fact that no, her experience being sent away from home for two years to t...2018-07-0953 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatER PilotThis week we watched the pilot of ER — Earned Runs — a baseball show set in Chicago. Just kidding everybody, Micah just made a REALLY funny joke about what ER stands for and we all laughed and laughed.
This show is intense! Get ready to get intense with George Clooney, Juliana Margulies, WILLIAM H. MACY, and the rest of the gang and their shenanigans at County General Hospital.
Jen talks about her experience in Montana a bit at the beginning, and clarifies the fact that no, her experience being sent away from home for two years to t...2018-07-0953 minI Never Saw ThatMusic VideosIt’s a special episode of I Never Saw That! We’re starting our exploration of music videos! First up: Soundgarden, TLC, and Björk. Plus, you get to hear Micah’s interpretation of a Mariah Carey song and Jen’s Swedish Chef impression. So, I think enough has been said here.
We don’t talk about Montana at all in this one (and didn’t last week either) but we’ll get back to some of that next week.
Transcript coming soon!
2018-06-1151 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatMusic VideosIt’s a special episode of I Never Saw That! We’re starting our exploration of music videos! First up: Soundgarden, TLC, and Björk. Plus, you get to hear Micah’s interpretation of a Mariah Carey song and Jen’s Swedish Chef impression. So, I think enough has been said here.
We don’t talk about Montana at all in this one (and didn’t last week either) but we’ll get back to some of that next week.
Transcript coming soon!
2018-06-1151 minI Never Saw ThatCluelessMicah claims he’s never seen that Aerosmith video with Alicia Silverstone in it. As if!
Join us for a discussion about how much Jen loves Paul Rudd, how Micah feels about the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and the 1995 classic, Clueless!
Transcript coming soon!
2018-06-0453 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatCluelessMicah claims he’s never seen that Aerosmith video with Alicia Silverstone in it. As if!
Join us for a discussion about how much Jen loves Paul Rudd, how Micah feels about the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and the 1995 classic, Clueless!
Transcript coming soon!
2018-06-0453 minI Never Saw ThatX Files PilotThe truth is out there! Not in this episode of our podcast, but out there somewhere else. Also, if you want to believe, this may not be the best thing to listen to as Micah finally and definitively disproves the existence of vampires.
Transcript coming soon!
2018-05-1438 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatX Files PilotThe truth is out there! Not in this episode of our podcast, but out there somewhere else. Also, if you want to believe, this may not be the best thing to listen to as Micah finally and definitively disproves the existence of vampires.
Transcript coming soon!
2018-05-1438 minI Never Saw ThatFrasierGet yourself some tossed salad and scrambled eggs and join us as we explore one of Seattle’s most enduring cultural legacies: Frasier!
In this episode, we discuss the pilot and the ski lodge episode, Micah tells some “great” jokes, and Jen tells a story about the time she went on a “very similar” ski vacation as the ski lodge episode.
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2018-04-3054 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatFrasierGet yourself some tossed salad and scrambled eggs and join us as we explore one of Seattle’s most enduring cultural legacies: Frasier!
In this episode, we discuss the pilot and the ski lodge episode, Micah tells some “great” jokes, and Jen tells a story about the time she went on a “very similar” ski vacation as the ski lodge episode.
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2018-04-3054 minI Never Saw ThatBatman ForNeverOof, this movie. We spent some of our precious hours here on earth watching this flaming dumpster fire, so come join us for a precious hour of yours as we talk about the important things. Boners, and well mostly just boners. But you also get to hear Micah sing and Jen makes an ass of herself SEVERAL times. Plus we come up with the perfect metaphor for this group of Batman movies.
If you purchase Batman Forever (not recommended) using either of these links, we will receive a small commission (not worth it, please don’t). Thanks fri...2018-04-2352 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatBatman ForNeverOof, this movie. We spent some of our precious hours here on earth watching this flaming dumpster fire, so come join us for a precious hour of yours as we talk about the important things. Boners, and well mostly just boners. But you also get to hear Micah sing and Jen makes an ass of herself SEVERAL times. Plus we come up with the perfect metaphor for this group of Batman movies.
If you purchase Batman Forever (not recommended) using either of these links, we will receive a small commission (not worth it, please don’t). Thanks fri...2018-04-2352 minPodcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 17 and 18Tino’s got this thing going, and so do we. This is our penultimate My So Called Life episode. We have a lot of feelings about it. Shit gets intense for Rayanne and Angela’s friendship when Rayanne bones Jordan, but hey, at least Danielle gets to narrate an episode! Whoever that is.
This one’s a little longer than usual because we do some “housekeeping,” Micah gives Jen a surprise gift during the show, and Jen answers a listener question about Montana, which leads to the telling of one of her wildest Montana stories.
*Content Wa...2018-04-021h 18I Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 17 and 18Tino’s got this thing going, and so do we. This is our penultimate My So Called Life episode. We have a lot of feelings about it. Shit gets intense for Rayanne and Angela’s friendship when Rayanne bones Jordan, but hey, at least Danielle gets to narrate an episode! Whoever that is.
This one’s a little longer than usual because we do some “housekeeping,” Micah gives Jen a surprise gift during the show, and Jen answers a listener question about Montana, which leads to the telling of one of her wildest Montana stories.
*Content Wa...2018-04-021h 18I Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 15 and 16Jen cries again in this one! And you should too, because Rickie is homeless in these episodes and if that doesn’t make you cry you probably don’t have a heart.
As we near the end of My So Called Life and process our feelings about that, we tackle some of the big questions, like:
Why is Katimsky so fucking difficult for Jen to pronounce correctly?
Is this show actually about schizophrenia, or is it just that Micah’s a cynical asshole?
What’s going to happen with Graham and Hallie...2018-03-261h 04Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 15 and 16Jen cries again in this one! And you should too, because Rickie is homeless in these episodes and if that doesn’t make you cry you probably don’t have a heart.
As we near the end of My So Called Life and process our feelings about that, we tackle some of the big questions, like:
Why is Katimsky so fucking difficult for Jen to pronounce correctly?
Is this show actually about schizophrenia, or is it just that Micah’s a cynical asshole?
What’s going to happen with Graham and Hallie...2018-03-261h 04Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 11 and 12Let me tell you, if I had a dollar for every time I made out in my high school boiler room I would have zero dollars. Jordan and Angela though? They’d be set for life.
Micah attempts singing not once but twice in this episode.
We hear from another Montana friend and talk more than we previously have about that experience.
Whatever happens happens, man. In life, school dances, and wallpaper.
Which one of you sent these ants over here?
If you purchase My So Called Life using ei...2018-03-051h 07I Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 11 and 12Let me tell you, if I had a dollar for every time I made out in my high school boiler room I would have zero dollars. Jordan and Angela though? They’d be set for life.
Micah attempts singing not once but twice in this episode.
We hear from another Montana friend and talk more than we previously have about that experience.
Whatever happens happens, man. In life, school dances, and wallpaper.
Which one of you sent these ants over here?
If you purchase My So Called Life using ei...2018-03-051h 07Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 7 and 8Tino got the loft, y’all.
Join us to find out what the loft is for, and help us answer some questions, such as: Why are Graham’s suits so large? What is that tuba doing in the hospital? What unexciting news is Micah super excited to share? And, you know those guys up in the mountains?
Also, listen carefully because there is a contest for a giveaway in this one.
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Amazo...2018-02-191h 03I Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 7 and 8Tino got the loft, y’all.
Join us to find out what the loft is for, and help us answer some questions, such as: Why are Graham’s suits so large? What is that tuba doing in the hospital? What unexciting news is Micah super excited to share? And, you know those guys up in the mountains?
Also, listen carefully because there is a contest for a giveaway in this one.
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Amazo...2018-02-191h 03Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 5 and 6Episode 5 is all about women, so in the name of feminism Jen talks over Micah a lot. We cover so many topics in this episode. The standard Pittsburgh goodbye, boobs, sluts, gender identity, and terrible classroom scenes. That dirty Sharon…
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2018-02-051h 04I Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 5 and 6Episode 5 is all about women, so in the name of feminism Jen talks over Micah a lot. We cover so many topics in this episode. The standard Pittsburgh goodbye, boobs, sluts, gender identity, and terrible classroom scenes. That dirty Sharon…
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2018-02-051h 04Podcast Archives - I Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 3 and 4It WAS Tino! And Micah is very excited about it. Protect your sodas and join us as we talk about episodes 3 and 4 of My So Called Life, ya wharf rats.
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2018-01-2945 minI Never Saw ThatMy So Called Life Episodes 3 and 4It WAS Tino! And Micah is very excited about it. Protect your sodas and join us as we talk about episodes 3 and 4 of My So Called Life, ya wharf rats.
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