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The Academy AcademyAcademy Academy Classic: Heat vs. The Insider with Jessica SvendsgaardDue to busy schedules and general life things, the pod will be releasing classic eps until June 25th. Enjoy this classic ep in the meantime!
Which Al Pacino character did a young Don dress up as for Halloween? Would Rocket Raccoon side with Neil McCauley or Lt. Vincent Hanna? Is Justin Theroux too hot to portray someone with a job that doesn't involve just being a dang hunk? Quit feeling stinky, folks- these questions and more will be answered on this week's The Academy Academy, featuring Wild's ferociously funny Jessica Svendsgaard (@svendsgaard)! WARNING: Jessica has a...2024-06-042h 26The Academy AcademyAcademy Academy Classic: Heat vs. The Insider with Jessica SvendsgaardDue to busy schedules and general life things, the pod will be releasing classic eps until June 25th. Enjoy this classic ep in the meantime!
Which Al Pacino character did a young Don dress up as for Halloween? Would Rocket Raccoon side with Neil McCauley or Lt. Vincent Hanna? Is Justin Theroux too hot to portray someone with a job that doesn't involve just being a dang hunk? Quit feeling stinky, folks- these questions and more will be answered on this week's The Academy Academy, featuring Wild's ferociously funny Jessica Svendsgaard (@svendsgaard)! WARNING: Jessica has a...2024-06-042h 26
We Signed An NDAGood as Golden Gate (w/ Jessica Svendsgaard)"I am the final boss in his video game of redemption." On the finale of VPR Season 11, things boil over in the Bay Area. Dan gets grilled, Scheana takes the stage, and the gang, led by Lala (and perhaps fueled by the green-eyed monster), turns on Ariana. Amanda and Ann get into it all (in a raw, remote, sleepy, silly haze).Then the gals interview comedian Jessica Svendsgaard (36:14), the beautiful bartender featured on VPR S11 in the sexy singles episode, about what it was like working for Tom, the joys of being compensated for ones labor, and...2024-05-081h 29
Bleav in The Comedy Bureau Field ReportEp. 211: Jessica Svendsgaard & Starting an Improv Festival Called MILFOf all the disciplines in comedy, improv might have had the longest road back from lockdown. Connected to that, improv festivals that used to be an annual celebration to be relied on are now having to be revived from the ashes. Thus, one of the oldest indie improv nights in LA, Mach Improv, is taking up the mantle from what used to be known and beloved as The LA Indie Improv Festival and throwing their very own 12 hour improv festival, the wonderfully abbreviated MILF (Mach Improv LA Festival), later this month at what essentially is LA indie improv HQ...2024-04-111h 17
Reactivaders"Tears Of The Kingdom" with Jessica SvendsgaardJessica Svendsgaard joins us to discuss torturing Korok's, patched out duplication glitches, and what astrological sign a Snorlax is!2023-06-151h 26
Birder? I Barely Know Her!006: SARAH JESSICA PARK-er (feat. Sarah Bebb and Jessica Svendsgaard)Sarah Bebb and Jessica Svendsgaard fly on in, as we discuss the most popular girls names from 1989-1994, the perils of parrot parentage, and taking home wild animals before wrapping with another addition of "Penis or Cloaca?"
Bird List:
Bullock's Oriole
Lesser Goldfinch
American Goldfinch
European Starling
Scrub Jay
American Robin
Bushtit
Anna's Hummingbird
Housefinch
Phainopepla
Bewick's Wren
Turkey Vulture
California Towhee
Eurasian Collared Dove
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Baywatch WatchHansel and Jason - "Shattered, Parts 1 and 2" w/ special guest Jessica Svendsgaard!Mitch suffers a life-changing injury that almost certainly will never be mentioned again. An assassin hunts a child. Stephanie does chores. Hobie uses Pepsi as a motivational tool.
Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Jessica Svendsgaard for yet another two parter that plays fast and loose with episode structure. We'll talk the mini clip show, the lack of security at the rehab facility, and Mitch's seemingly years-long recovery from temporary paralysis all on this week's episode of Baywatch Watch!2021-06-171h 20The Academy AcademyHeat vs. The Insider with Jessica SvendsgaardWhich Al Pacino character did a young Don dress up as for Halloween? Would Rocket Raccoon side with Neil McCauley or Lt. Vincent Hanna? Is Justin Theroux too hot to portray someone with a job that doesn't involve just being a dang hunk? Quit feeling stinky, folks- these questions and more will be answered on this week's The Academy Academy, featuring Wild's ferociously funny Jessica Svendsgaard (@svendsgaard)! WARNING: Jessica has a cool pet bird whose chirping can occasionally be heard on the recording. It adds ambiance, imo.
2021-04-272h 26The Academy AcademyHeat vs. The Insider with Jessica SvendsgaardWhich Al Pacino character did a young Don dress up as for Halloween? Would Rocket Raccoon side with Neil McCauley or Lt. Vincent Hanna? Is Justin Theroux too hot to portray someone with a job that doesn't involve just being a dang hunk? Quit feeling stinky, folks- these questions and more will be answered on this week's The Academy Academy, featuring Wild's ferociously funny Jessica Svendsgaard (@svendsgaard)! WARNING: Jessica has a cool pet bird whose chirping can occasionally be heard on the recording. It adds ambiance, imo.
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Everything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS3; E6: Learning to cope with COVID-19. Stay safe. Stay sane.How are you holding up? This week Cara, Allyn, and Jessica discuss COVID-19 reaching new highs in Los Angeles, and what that means for our immediate future. And Allyn gifts us all a wonderful quiz in which we try to place quarantine events on timeline (as if time is real anymore!) Send this episode to someone you know who could use a reminder to skip out on that holiday gathering! Learn more about the risks:www.mysafela.org/covid19-risks/2020-12-1752 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS3;E6: Are you ready if a wildfire approaches?READY, SET, GOAre you ready if a wildfire comes? This week Cara, Allyn, and Jessica cover MySafe:LA's READY, SET, GO program, including why LA has a nonstop fire season, how to prepare for evacuation, and what to have in your go bag. Send this episode to a loved one who needs to ready their home for an emergency! 2020-12-1742 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS3;E5: School Safety and Returning to School CampusesThis week, Jessica, Allyn, and Cara talk about school safety, what will happen if schools reopen now, and how will that affect families in the greater Los Angeles area. 2020-10-2632 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS3; E4: Keep Your Pet AliveThis week special guest MADELINE BERNSTEIN, president of the SPCALA, tells Cara, Allyn, and Jessica how to prepare our beloved pets for emergency situations! We discuss how to care for your furry/feathered friends, what to know before fostering or adopting, and how to get your pet to safety in a natural disaster. Share today’s episode with someone who’s cat needs an escape plan!Learn more by visiting www.mysafela.org/pet-safety/MySafe:LA is a California non-profit, public benefit organization. All content ©2020 by The Safe Community Project. www.mysafel...2020-10-0438 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS3; E3: Dining out during COVID-19We all miss a nice seven hour meal at Souplantation, but is it safe to eat at restaurants yet? This week Cara, Allyn, and Jessica discuss the risks of dining out, what really goes on behind the scenes at bars and restaurants, and why a picnic in the park might be a better idea. Send this episode to someone who has been to La Poubelle one too many times lately!2020-09-2635 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS3; E2: COVID era fun things to do that won't kill you!The COVID-19 era has been about what you cannot do. Some of that is very important - everyone should wear a mask to prevent/reduce the spread of the virus. But what about fun stuff you CAN DO? Join Cara, Allyn, and Jessica as they discuss safe outdoor activities, fun indoor games, and plug the Twilight movies HARD. If you're in need of a pick-me-up, or need a list of things to do this coming weekend, in and out of the house, don't miss this episode. 2020-09-1845 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS3; E1: Heat Wave!It’s boiling outside! This week Cara, Allyn, and Jessica are joined by special guest CAPTAIN STACY GERLICH, who tells us why extreme heat messes with our body, how to recognize heat stroke, and gives a hearty endorsement for staying inside with a puzzle. SHARE this episode with family and friends who think they can still go hiking right now! 2020-09-1246 min
Call Me By Your GameEpisode 35 – Mario Party 4 with Jessica SvendsgaardThere’s nothing that tests the bond of friendships and humanity quite like a round of Mario Party, and today we’re finally going to tackle it once and for all. This one goes out to all the dice rollers, mini game winners, and star stealers out there. We’re joined by bird savior and hilarious comedian Jessica Svendsgaard to discuss Mario Party 4 (2002) for the Nintendo GameCube.
Conner sits down to hear of Jessica’s memories of playing this game with her musical theater friends in high school, they discuss how no matter how far ahead you are ther...2020-09-021h 25Everything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS2; E6: Swim Safely!Special guest CAMERON BARRETT joins Cara, Allyn, and Jessica to talk about how to cool off in the water without worrying about making it out alive! Cameron explains why you should talk to your lifeguard, if sharks are really worth thinking about, and how to help if you see someone in danger. Share this episode with friends before heading to the beach this weekend!2020-08-1842 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS2; E5: Camping. Who's in? Who's out? Why?This week on Everything is Okay we’re talking about CAMPING which one of our hosts LOVES and the other two have LUKEWARM FEELINGS ABOUT! We discuss camping in the time of Coronavirus, what’s open and what’s not, and compete in a quiz about camping disaster situations!! Listen to Everything is Okay wherever you find podcasts. ABOUT MYSAFE:LAMySafe:LA is a non-profit 501c3 public charity that specializes in fire and life safety. We teach students about home fire safety, older adults about staying safe and how to manage a disaster, high s...2020-07-3042 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS2; E4: COVID-19. Testing, Testing, One, Two, Three!Do you need to get tested? For COVID-19! This week, our three podcasters take a closer look at the latest information about testing, including explaining how, why, and where you go to get tested, and how to protect yourself from this crazy, crazy disease. Listen to the latest info including a special guest working on the front lines of COVID testing in Los Angeles. ABOUT MYSAFE:LAMySafe:LA is a non-profit 501c3 public charity that specializes in fire and life safety. We teach students about home fire safety, older adults about...2020-07-2029 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS2; E3: Hydration Nation. Are you a drinker, or a bit dried up?The three thirstiest hosts in podcasting talk about their favorite drink: WATER! This week Cara, Allyn, and Jessica cover hydration, discuss the risk of overhydration when partying, and get into a heated quiz showdown. Send this episode to someone you love to shame them into drinking more water!2020-07-1028 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS2;E2: It's summer! Don't let the sun burn your skin into a bubbly horror show.Our hosts Jessica, Cara, and Allyn discuss the importance of protecting your skin from the number one cause of burns: the sun. It may feel good to lay on the beach or by the pool this summer, reading a book or gossiping about your neighbor on TikTok, but while you're having fun, the sun is eager to work its way into your skin with all the ingredients of a BBQ, except the sauce. So, if you want to avoid looking like your 70 years old, when in fact you're 34, this is the episode of "Everything is okay" that...2020-07-0633 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS2; E1: Fireworks are blowing up in Los Angeles!FIREWORKS are inescapable right now! Summer in the city always features some surprise fireworks shows, but this week Cara, Allyn, and Jessica explain why playing with fireworks is NEVER worth it and even give you a list of where you can still attend professional fireworks shows this summer! TV recommendations, history lessons, and laughs galore in this week's Everything is okay podcast. Remember, there are other ways to celebrate the 4th of July and the entire 2020 summer season. We won't bore you with the likes of what celebrities are doing, but you should consider an alternative to...2020-06-2634 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS1;#5: Exercise - Do it for your skin, your brain, and your well beingThis week Cara, Allyn, and Jessica tell you about the many and surprising ways exercising for 30 minutes a day can change your life! Prevent cancer and learn to dance while exercising at any size, age, and ability. Even if you only do 28 minutes, everything is okay!ABOUT MYSAFE:LAMySafe:LA is a non-profit 501c3 public charity that specializes in fire and life safety. We teach students about home fire safety, older adults about staying safe and how to manage a disaster, high school students how to perform CPR, and all of the above...2020-05-2939 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS1; #4: How to Avoid Dying in a House Fire - Smoke Alarms and You.Why are people dying in house fires? Is it because they fall asleep while smoking? Do they catch fire while cooking? Or, is it about having working smoke alarms? Come on... tell the truth - have you disconnected your smoke alarms? Do they bug you with false alarms? Learn how that's no longer an issue and why smoke alarms can save your life! Our three slightly crazy hosts, Cara, Allyn, and Jessica talk smoke and why fire burns but smoke kills and if you pay attention, EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.ABOUT MYSAFE:LA2020-05-2243 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS1; #3: Disinfectants - Is your home in need of a properly cleaning?What are Disinfectants? Seriously. Do you know the real difference between cleaning and disinfecting? What ratios make a proper bleach dilution? Can you dye your hair with formaldehyde? What about drinking the stuff? Ack!!!! It may all sound crazy, but our three funny hosts, Cara, Allyn, and Jessica explain the truth about disinfectants and how they may affect you. In the end, you'll understand that EVERYTHING IS OKAY.ABOUT MYSAFE:LAMySafe:LA is a non-profit 501c3 public charity that specializes in fire and life safety. We teach students about home fire s...2020-05-1743 minEverything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS1, #2: Germs - Ick! Where do They Come From?Are you dirty? Are you covered in germs? You might be and not even know it. Germs are everywhere? What's the dirtiest room in your house? The bathroom? Bedroom? Or is it the Kitchen? Find out the truth about germs, if you're getting rid of them and beating COVID-19, and other hilarious truths with our fabulous hosts Cara, Allyn, and Jessica. In the end, you'll discover that EVERYTHING IS OKAY.ABOUT MYSAFE:LAMySafe:LA is a non-profit 501c3 public charity that specializes in fire and life safety. We teach students about...2020-05-0145 min
Falling In Love with Leah LamarrEpisode #15: Jessica, Pallavi and Christine discuss dating as bisexual women, comedy, addiction, having a Savior Complex, giving up a PhD, being a bird owner, polygamy, the difference between dating men and women and much more!On the “Falling in Love with Leah Lamarr” Podcast, Leah sets up 2 single friends on a date to see if they fall in love in real life. She interviews her guests individually, and then brings them together to explore the "36 Questions That Lead to Love", which is followed by 4 minutes of uninterrupted eye contact. After gazing into each other's eyes, they go on a date to further investigate their connection. They individually wrap up with Leah to discuss if they'd like to continue dating the other guest. If it's a confirmed "yes" from both parties, Leah brings the couple back...2020-04-302h 07Everything is Okay! - A MySafe:LA PodcastS1,#1: Don't Fall for Fake News!ABOUT SEASON 1, EPISODE 1:Welcome to "Everything is Okay." This new podcast from MySafe:LA will help guide you through important issues related to safety, disasters, and preparedness, with a bit of humor - no wait - with a lot of humor thrown in to make these topics a bit easier to deal with. Especially as we deal with bizarre times, it's important that we not get too down in the mud, unless you're into that sort of thing. So, sit back, relax, and listen to our three terrific hosts, Jessica Svendsgaard, 2020-04-2443 min
Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy TheoriesAdam Sandler Scam with Jessica Svendsgaard Sandler? More like SCAM-DLER. Eh, we'll workshop that. Anyway this week we talk with improviser and true delight Jessica Svendsgaard about the great Adam Sandler caper. See, there's a theory floating around Hollywood that Sandler's production company Happy Madison is a front for an embezzlement scheme so devious it could only come from Tinsel Town. Is the Sandman the lovable goofball we all think he is? Or a cold-hearted hustler who only cares about money (and friends)? You're about to find out!2019-08-161h 00
You've Got HanksCast Away (2000) With Will Hines & Jessica SvendsgaardWILSON! We've made it to the 2000s, and the Tom Hanks movie, Cast Away (2000). I'm joined by the very funny Will Hines (@willhines) and Jessica Svendsgaard (@svendsgaard) to talk about this stressful movie of a FedEx employee who gets stranded on a deserted island. With the physical change Tom had to go through for this movie, it's no wonder he got another Oscar nominee. We talk about who we would want when stranded on an island, why Tom Hanks has a hard time playing bad characters, and take a which character are you quiz. Ugh, I'm still just heartbroken...2019-08-091h 03
Improviser's CutJumanji (w/ Allyson Phillips and Jessica Svendsgaard)On this weeks episode I was joined by Allyson Phillips and Jessica Svendsgaard and we improvised the original Jumanji. Lots of time travel and exotic animals on this one. In our version of Jumanji, the shoe accident at the factory was a lot bigger and had serious ramifications on the plot of the movie. Also Vin Diesel makes an appearance. Check it out!2019-07-191h 04
Mystery in the Radio WavesE30. "Daddy? Money?" Jake Jabbour, Jessica Svendsgaard, Mark Jacob, Pedro Rojas, Zach JobeThis week we revive the classic radio play "The Prodigal", original airdate April 1, 1928 by the radio series "Biblical Dramas". Comedians improvise a parody based on the play!
Thank you to our special guest Jake Jabbour (@wakeupwithjacob). You can pre-order his book "Training to be Myself" on Inkshares.com.
Thank you to this wonderful cast of actors and comedians!
Cast
Amanda Bonar
Adam R. Macias
Jake Jabbour
Jessica Rogers
Brian Rubinow
Mark Jacob
Jessica Svendsgaard
Vida Robbins
Pedro Rojas
Zach Jobe
and your host Elizabeth McIrvin!2019-04-191h 17
You've Got HanksPunchline (1988) With Richelle Meiss & Jessica SvendsgaardA movie starring Sally Field and Tom Hanks? You would think we were talking about Forrest Gump, but no, we're talking Punchline (1988) this week with standup comedians Richelle Meiss (@reeshmeese) and Jessica Svendsgaard (@svendsgaard). This is The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel long before Amy Sherman-Palladino even thought up Gilmore Girls. Whether you think it's funny or not, you have to admit this movie has a killer cast with Field, Hanks, and even John Goodman. Wow, let us know what you found funny about this standup comedy movie @youvegothanks. — SHOW INFORMATIONInstagram: Instagram Twitter: Twitter Su...2019-03-2252 min
The Biggest ScoopJessica Svendsgaard // Teenage Pranks // Paul Manafort Is Going to JailHeyyy listeners....we are soooo sorry!! We promise we did not forget about you. We simply had a wedding last wkd (love!), and we all know how important it is to celebrate love in these uncertain times (light!!)! Speaking of, we simply LOVE our BAE guest Jessica Svendsgaard (Adele Dazeem, TNT, Wild). Plz just tune in for her wisdom on difficult issues like dating and doinking, the criminal justice system, the unending nightmare of presidential treason, and very more!2019-03-111h 04
I'm a DisasterGetting Dumped with Jessica SvendsgaardGetting dumped sucks!! Jessica Svendsgaard (comedian, improvisor with The Interns, Wild, and Del Taco Talk Show Host) bravely talks us through her first break-up experience, and, in a word it Continue Reading →2019-01-2900 min
Try It, You'll Like ItThe 2019 Taco Bell Hangover with Jake Regal and Jessica SvendsgaardHost David Zwick has never had Taco Bell. After mentioning this fact on an earlier episode and to kick off 2019 right, fellow host Winston Carter subjects David to try a significant portion of the menu with comedians Jake Regal and Jessica Svendsgaard. For the tasting, a hard shell taco, two doritos locos tacos, a cheesy gordita crunch, a spicy tostada, a mexican pizza, a five layer burrito, a quesarito and cinnamon twists are washed down with a baja blast.2019-01-031h 11
Personally SpeakingVolume 21 — MenIn the return of Personally Speaking, your friends talk men. Mal Smith has a Year of Yes, Steph Tolev chokes back, and Jessica Svendsgaard is sick of being catcalled. Every show is hosted by Christiana Morgenroth and edited by Robert Felsted Jr. This month's show was recorded in front of a live audience at The Open Space in Los Angeles, CA.
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Bollywood Boys PodcastBollywood Boys - ISHQLife mein teen cheezon ke peeche khabi nahi bhagna chahiye ... bus, train aur chokri ... ek gayi doosri aati hai
Guests:
Jessica Svendsgaard - @_svendsgaard
Edgar Momplaisir - @awfulgram2017-09-0500 min
Hello! And Good News31. Costco Sized Cough Drops With Jessica SvendsgaardThis week we have Jessica Svendsgaard from the musical improv team Adele Dazeem. We talk about:
A family whose truck went down in a flood and the strangers who saved their children’s lives.
We may be moving towards a less disposable economy! People are making more and buying less (outside of the US of course). There is some good news about product packaging! And the company Braskem from Brazil is working towards creating a sustainable economy and researching renewable resources.
The fundraiser of the week is on indiegogo and puts forth the idea of collecting illegal guns from non-violent cr...2017-05-101h 19Personally SpeakingVolume 8 — Your Friends Talk CampPersonally Speaking somehow hangs onto its spot in the comedy club. Local comedians and friends speak to the theme of "Camp." Jessica Svendsgaard has too much to eat, Ethan Stanislawski makes a break for it, Oscar Sagastume may or may not know Wayne Brady, Kim Kalish is proposed to kinda, Julie Pearson reluctantly traverses the Grand Canyon, and Robin Ryan experiences the kidnapping of a real kid. Next live show is October 14th at Open Space Cafe!
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Funny, Cuz It's TrueEpisode 29 - CrimeThe theme of this episode is Crime, three stories of pederasty, robbery, and sororicide. Jessica Svendsgaard discovers startling evidence as to what she is capable of, Jaime Moyer finds herself in the wrong place at the wrong time, and Kevin McGeehan gets a call from the police that makes him incredibly insecure.2012-11-2620 min
Funny, Cuz It's TrueEpisode 29 - CrimeThe theme of this episode is Crime, three stories of pederasty, robbery, and sororicide. Jessica Svendsgaard discovers startling evidence as to what she is capable of, Jaime Moyer finds herself in the wrong place at the wrong time, and Kevin McGeehan gets a call from the police that makes him incredibly insecure.2012-11-2600 minFunny, Cuz It's TrueEpisode 19 - Uncomfortable SituationsThe theme of this episode is Uncomfortable Situations, three stories of awkward social discomfort. Jessica Anne Svendsgaard gets caught in an outright lie, Kendall Burdett makes a grave faux pas in the worst place possible, and Kevin McGeehan discovers what it takes to get an “A” in Community College. Be sure to subscribe to Funny, Cuz It's True on iTunes and please rate and review!2012-07-0200 min