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Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownClown Interrupted...Send us a textLunch was curated after Jimmy’s recent visit to Local Government Facility…S.O.S. (Shit on a Shingle) with Scrambled Eggs, Fried Potatoes & Onions and a Red Delicious Apple.We are joined by SuperBozo and Alphabet Soup Lady, Kathy Miritello who regales us with her past occupations.Jimmy saw a show, Got a free ride downtown and met some new friends. Johnny & RJ had LOTS of questions.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2025-06-201h 34Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownWould you, Could You?…Send us a textThe Boys feast on Prime Rib Sammiches.Johnny gives out Stocking Stuffers, Jimmy is definitely a 70/30 and RJ would eat Jimmy first.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-12-271h 30Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownSo Many Words in this Podcast...Send us a textLunch is Za’atar Chicken Wings with a Toum Tahini.Johnny reminisces about cooking with his Mommy, Jimmy thinks stealing cable was crazy, and RJ ruins Johnny’s Childhood…and Jimmy’s Story.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-12-131h 16Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Sphincter: A Continental Treasure…Send us a textWhile Johnny has the crud and has to call into the pod, Jimmy and RJ lunch on Italian Deli Sandwiches.Jimmy Quiddles. Johnny is an efficient Officiant. RJ’s Colon is throwing a party.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-10-181h 28Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownBanana for Reference...Send us a textThis is the first in a two-parter with the incomparable Adam Kuchler.The boys dine on Hoisin Ribs & Jalepeño/Garlic fried rice. Adam saw Jimmy as a teenager. Jimmy likes to shout. Johnny has a normal sized head. RJ tries butt stuff.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-09-131h 04Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownAdulting...Send us a textThe boys welcome to the studio several guests! Hawawshi and Mediterranean salad are enjoyed by all!Jimmy has a lot going on, Johnny is becoming more susceptible, Smozo tells a Jimmy story, SebozoRobbins feels like he’s being scammed, ScoopyBozoJessJess cries at a Spice Girls tribute show, and RJ has a beautiful leg lamp. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-05-171h 06Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownCollege Pie Dot Com...Send us a textThe boys order Indian food from Mt. Everest. The restaurant, not the actual mountain. Johnny trademarks an idea, RJ watches Rich Eisen, and Jimmy does his best Christopher Walken. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-02-231h 20Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Swiffer Sweeper Super Bowl Starring Taylor Swift...Send us a textThe boys comfort themselves with RJ’s take on Shepherd's Pie. Johnny is growing tired of generic cynicism, Jimmy has never been to the Jockey Club, and RJ introduces Jimmy to Jerry Reed. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-02-161h 29Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownOne of the Guays...Send us a textDarin Good is in the house!The boys dine at Jimmy’s place on Jimmy’s internationally loved ramen. Johnny makes the devil’s egg, Darin has a funny accent, RJ performs in Folsom, Jimmy leaves early, and Cosmo wears a bow tie! Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-02-091h 30Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownMad at America...Send us a textThe boys dine on Hainanese chicken and rice. RJ has furry chaps, Jimmy has 35 dolls, and Johnny is still confused. Plus, Bozo mail and a call to Darin Good!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-02-021h 16Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownAngel Special Mayonnaise...Send us a textThe boys salivate over RJ’s Spanish garlic soup!Johnny happens upon The Price is Right, RJ sells portable water filtration systems, and Jimmy tells an Amway story. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-01-261h 19Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Caves of Shipoopi...Send us a textThe boys welcome back to the pod, Chris Brown!Jimmy collects Camel Bucks, Johnny subscribes to Limelight, Chris explains copyright law, & RJ makes emergency sandwiches. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-01-121h 22Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownA Christmas Festivus...Send us a textThe boys dine on their last meal of 2023: Butter Chicken & Homemade Naan!Johnny guesses ingredients, Jimmy makes “mistake cookies,” & RJ reads a Bozo Christmas card. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2024-01-051h 15Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Mad Libs Podcast...Send us a textThe boys continue their long-winded conversation from last week. RJ records a voiceover, Johnny plays Orson Wells outtakes, and Jimmy goes down a Lenny & the Squigtones rabbit hole. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-12-2958 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownRJ Tongues Christmas...Send us a textThe boys lunch on RJ’s version of a Singapore McDonald’s chicken sandwich!Johnny writes a new “Physical Mail” theme song, RJ googles “Fake Shure SM7Bs,” and Jimmy forces his family to watch “Psycho.” Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-12-221h 09Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownI’m Not Crying, You’re Crying...Send us a textThe boys honor Johnny’s childhood with a heaping helping of Cincinnati Chili!RJ gets his butt worked on, Jimmy starts journaling, and Johnny turns 50. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-12-151h 43Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownPeppermint Pickle Hotdog Holiday Pie...Send us a textThe boys chow on chowdah! RJ buys Spanish pig on Cyber Monday, Jimmy reads a yelp review, and Johnny deletes “X”Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-12-081h 20Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownSatan"s Pudding...Send us a textThe boys have some good old fashioned “Turkey in a Biscuit.”Johnny (poorly) explains induction, Jimmy’s eyelid has been twitching, and RJ serves, what he calls, a salad.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-12-011h 20Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownIran Contra Boozos...Send us a textThe boys lunch on deep dish pizza pie from friend of the pod, Jobeth. RJ looks up the word “flagship,” Jimmy touts the wonders of Plaxovid, and Johnny ruins another holiday. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-11-241h 28Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownShaniqua Twain...Send us a textThe boys crack the hooch, and dine on hot and sour soup with egg rolls. Jimmy and RJ compare fender benders, and Johnny eats… dessert…?Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-11-101h 38Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownE Pluribus Odom...Send us a textThe boys dine on chicken enchiladas, Spanish rice, & blueberry pie. RJ gets fired, Johnny teaches himself to type, & Jimmy shops for pie crusts. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-11-031h 46Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownSteve Wynn School of Massage...Send us a textThe boys dig in and pig out on Runzas, and RJ’s take on Italian Wedding Soup.RJ takes a deep dive on Runzas, Jimmy discovers a new cousin, & Johnny robs banks.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-10-271h 36Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownNicking the Knickerbocker...Send us a textThe boys feast on ramen, pot stickers, and fancy dipping sauces.RJ mispronounces “Gyllenhaal”, Jimmy tells ChatGPT to stop using the word “unleashed”, Johnny will never get back a certain 22 hours and 11 minutes of his life, and Good Brett apologizes. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-10-201h 37Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownChristmas Something Snow...Send us a textThe boys lunch on literal steak fries & salad with special guest Jobeth Bowers!RJ has insider knowledge on Suzanne Somers, Jobeth runs a grift on Las Vegas, Johnny calls Jimmy “Jummy”, & Jimmy answers the door….Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-10-131h 46Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Purple Wave...Send us a textThe boys chow on teriyaki chicken with white rice, steamed broccoli, and red miso soup. RJ is still using cash, Johnny completes a sprint triathlon, & Jimmy jerks off a ketchup bottle.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-10-061h 34Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownTears of a Kingdom...Send us a textThe boys keep it light with a lovely charcuterie board. Jimmy doesn’t wanna work out, Johnny is reading Moby Dick, & RJ would love to be able to pass gas. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-09-291h 34Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Best Weird Meat You’ve Ever Had...Send us a textThe boys reunite to chow on green lentil gumbo!Johnny sees a dam, Jimmy eats Whataburger, & RJ sleeps on a cot.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-09-221h 46Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownScooter Gang…Send us a textThe boys dine on butter chicken with cilantro basmati rice and garlic naan. Johnny watches the Little League World Series, Jimmy asks chatGPT to re-create the Big Mac, & RJ’s mom makes her own maple syrup. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-09-081h 34Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Mini Rat Pack...Send us a textThe boys discuss underground houses, Netflix docs, and first concerts. Johnny has sexy calves. Jimmy writes a script. RJ confuses Warrant and Stryper. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-09-0150 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownButtered Mustache...Send us a textWARNING! Explicit content right off the bat! The boys dine on Mediterranean chicken skewers, long grain rice and quinoa with broccoli rabe, and corn on the cob. Johnny loves corn on the cob, Jimmy should be brining, and RJ does crosswords. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-08-251h 05Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownLove Noogies...Send us a textThe boys honor Johnny’s anniversary with sandwiches from the world famous Katz’s Deli.Johnny explains the difference between pastrami and corn beef, RJ explains how wrong Johnny is about the difference between pastrami and corned beef, and Jimmy's wife opens an artist collective in downtown Las Vegas. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-08-181h 23Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownGarlicShrimpAquaChili...Send us a textThe boys enjoy a light lunch of Garlic Shrimp Aqua Chili. RJ goes to parochial school, Jimmy knows nothing about knolling, and Johnny enjoys things that have a beginning, a middle, and an end. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-08-111h 26Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownGooey...Send us a textThe boys revisit the burger from The Menu in the form of SLIDERS!Jimmy has a young lady at the house, Johnny sees a homeless person, and RJ has a new nickname. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-08-041h 34Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownBiPat Curious...Send us a textThe boys are showered with gifts from their special guest, and they all nosh pork schnitzel sandwiches.Jimmy remembers going to the dentist, RJ likes Idris Elbow, Myra is a member of the Scotch Malt Whiskey Society, and Johnny just doesn’t like Irn Bru. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-07-281h 23Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownHomework’s pt. 2…Send us a textThe boys quit a street smarts test. Jimmy gets mugged, Johnny owes the neighborhood an apology, and RJ has an ancillary business.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-07-211h 01Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownHomeworks pt. 1...Send us a textThe boys venture a guess as to what’s for lunch. RJ has zero f*cks to give today, Johnny wants to see how fast the boys can eat a hotdog, and Jimmy will not be doing his Mr. Burns impersonation.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-07-141h 05Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownBreaking Bread and Stabbing Stomachs...Send us a textThe boys tie one on with Thai spring rolls. RJ gets mushroom souped out, Johnny can poo in public, Jimmy looks at the TikToks.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-07-071h 24Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownBreaking Bread and Cracking Wise...Send us a textThe boys shove their pie holes with lasagna pie, while rival podcast, Ice Cream Social tries to start more beef. RJ gets physical mail, Johnny moves out Thing 1, and Jimmy sleeps in a frigid, lonely house. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-06-301h 36Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownOne Character and a Clown…Send us a textTwo of the boys are at Johnny’s place. One is not. Jimmy sees a show again, Johnny has a head cold, and Brett calls back. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-06-231h 36Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownOne Character and a ClownTwo of the boys are at Johnny’s place. One is not. Jimmy sees a show again, Johnny has a head cold, and Brett calls back. 2023-06-231h 36Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownPaprika Pork Schnitzel Scotch...Send us a textThe boys nosh gyros and falafel.Jimmy contemplates shaving his mustache, Johnny wants to chip old people, RJ finds out that he can’t say the word “brother,” and all three fellas agree to take an IQ test…#ThemTooSupport the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-06-161h 21Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Puke PlaneSend us a textThe boys lunch on tuna fish sammies. Johnny uses “virtue signaling” in a sentence, RJ is okay with the high-speed rail, and Jimmy has zero interest in the Apple Vision Pro. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-06-091h 32Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownZucchini’s Tricks & Things...Send us a textThe boys try more new food - Swiss Sausages!Johnny remembers German, Jimmy destroys wasp homes, and RJ buys a magic shop. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-06-021h 12Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownReverse Laurel and Hardy...Send us a textThe boys enjoy West African Suya and Jollof rice. Jimmy’s wife starts listening to the pod, RJ lubricates his hips, and Johnny does a deep dive on Alan Thicke. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-05-261h 32Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe French Broad Chocolates…Send us a textThe boys are on a break. RJ is in Maryland, Jimmy interviews Kathy M., and Johnny does squadoosh. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-05-1931 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownYoko Ono - Famous Speed SkaterSend us a textThe boys eat heart-healthy Caesar chicken wraps, and taste test competition queso. Johnny buys a bowling ball, RJ wants to see a triple axle, and Jimmy wants to write a movie. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-05-121h 22Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownCuppa Kufi... (p.2)...Electric BoogalooSend us a textJohnny high-fives a stranger, RJ skins a couch, and Jimmy remembers a scam. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-05-0558 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownCuppa Kufi... (p.1)Send us a textThe boys tell tales while lunching on pork carnitas. Johnny likes lime on everything, Jimmy takes a dance class, and RJ doesn’t speak hip-hop. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-04-281h 12Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownPeanut Sauce...Send us a textThe boys enjoy Thai food, and open more gifts from Bozos!Johnny has an old church cookbook, Jimmy has fine hips, and RJ is a narc.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-04-211h 18Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownMeat Donuts...Send us a textThe boys are back in studio, aka RJ’s house, and are devouring piroshkis!Johnny clears up a controversy, RJ plays Mad Libs, and Jimmy works a Golden Knights game. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-04-141h 12Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownJimmy Slonina, Old & Unimproved...Send us a textThe boys are in separate undisclosed locations. RJ gives out coloring books as gifts, Jimmy was an asshole to guests, Johnny doesn’t know Buddy Hackett’s son, and Bozos send gifts! Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-04-071h 14Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThree Middle-Aged White Guys...Send us a textThe boys chat with ChatGPT. Johnny loves the Sacagawea, Jimmy is all about the AI, and RJ has unhealthy feelings towards Martha Quinn. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-03-311h 03Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe BIG 5-0...Send us a textThe boys celebrate 50 episodes with “Greek Cubanos” and mystery cake & ice cream. Johnny knows about puff pastry, Jimmy is increasing his odds of living a few years longer, and RJ solves a mystery. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-03-241h 11Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownA Lot of Salt & Bee & Wasp Talk...Send us a textThe boys enjoy cheesy grits with crawfish and a poached egg! Johnny likes eggs on almost anything, Jimmy explains the couch law, and RJ has a short-lived career as a body percussionist.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-03-171h 31Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Whitney Houston Holocaust Show...Send us a textThe boys are joined by Piff the Magic Dragon!Piff goes to a foot doctor, RJ asks his mom for a water perm, Jimmy has a classic tap dancing body, and Johnny frump shames Jimmy. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-03-101h 19Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownAre Ya Gay Yet?Send us a textOur longest episode ever! The boys share tuna steak with the amazing Chris Brown!Chris climbs the Sears Tower, RJ has fond memories of Morocco, Jimmy likes a good docuseries, and Johnny likes a little bit of cream. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-03-031h 44Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownVegan Kosher Stripper...Send us a textThe boys are joined by “Brett Alters, Reasonable Person.”RJ has seen Brett eat bacon, Jimmy wants to make people better, Johnny has made several reservations throughout the city, and Brett is becoming a psychotherapist. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-02-241h 14Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownDut Butt, Bibote!!!Send us a textThe boys are blown away by RJ’s Polish Chicken & Dumplings. Johnny is all caught up on Dr. Dante, Jimmy sends us a photo, Good Brett calls in, and RJ sings!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-02-171h 23Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownHooker with a Heart of Gold...Send us a textThe boys warm their cockles with meat and potatoes.RJ is a big fan of blanching, Johnny has a cat, Jimmy is particularly fond of “Jimmy Jet and His TV Set.”Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-02-101h 24Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownLaughter Juice...Send us a textOn the menu today is the burger from “The Menu.”RJ has an idea, Jimmy attempts to tell a joke, and Johnny has no thoughts about algorithms.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-02-031h 05Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownDirty Sunday Gravy...Send us a textTwo of the boys imbibe down-home chicken noodle soup. One boy gets master stock. RJ breaks his toe, Johnny has a complaint about books, and Jimmy is speechless.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-01-271h 12Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownA Hoshposh of Vacation Stories...Send us a textAnother delicious lunch from Ra Sushi! Johnny annoys himself, Jimmy loves lines, and RJ works for tips!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-01-201h 25Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownReconnoiter…Send us a textLate nite shenanigans and charcuterie sandwiches! RJ watches Dr. Oz, Johnny has been to so many weddings, and Jimmy’s wife cries.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-01-1355 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownWhere My F*king Baseball?!?...Send us a textThe boys enjoy delicious sausage hoagies with garlic fries. RJ has a “Corky” story, Johnny takes a bath with his TV, Jimmy loves the word “pinochle,” and no one is going on a cruise. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2023-01-061h 09Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownChristmas All Year Long...Send us a textJohnny gets a job working at the County Seat, Jimmy does not want Christmas like it was when he was a kid, and RJ shows us the magic thing he got. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-12-301h 01Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownI Tweet, You Twot, We Twat…Send us a textThe boys slum it with plastic ware, but the chorizo bake is delish!Johnny enjoys a good blanket, RJ has an argument with a very dear friend, and Jimmy is fine with only getting a Facebook happy birthday. With special music by Thing 2!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-12-231h 05Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownGummin' the Flan...Send us a textThe boys enjoy Taco Wednesday with Wayne Wilson. Wayne is in Jimmy’s seat, Johnny doesn’t celebrate Mardi Gras, Jim belly flops, and RJ loses a tooth.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-12-161h 19Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownLeg O' Ham...Send us a textThe boys nosh with special guest John Rohling (RIP)!RJ knows Martin Yan, Jimmy has a “Kate Winslet’s boobs” story, John sees the Costco ear doctor, and Johnny notices something. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-12-091h 16Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownHarrison Greenbaum Part 2...Send us a textThe boys discuss their junk. Jimmy is a collapsed percussive, Harrison does stand-up in Spanish, Johnny likes making fun of the French, and RJ visits David Copperfield’s museum. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-12-0253 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownHarrison Greenbaum Part 1...Send us a textThe boys (and their special guest!) enjoy teriyaki bowls.Harrison uses WWII slurs, Jimmy has criticisms, RJ suspects arson, and Johnny doesn’t like Jimmy’s voice. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-11-2550 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownHow Come You Keep Saying John Rowling (RIP)..?Send us a textMmmmm, Spaghetti Carbonara. Jimmy starts Breaking Bad again, RJ buys a ladder, and Johnny goes to Ohio. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-11-181h 16Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownHakuna Burrata...Send us a textThe boys eat more pizza! Johnny doesn’t snuggle with Brent, Jimmy has a theory, and RJ almost works for Katie Perry. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-11-111h 04Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Great Fleshweenie!!Send us a textWe have a guest! RJ’s rabbit dies, Johnny sees a new show, Jimmy takes a zombie character workshop, and Danielle gives us her mom’s phone number. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-11-041h 10Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownTrigger Warnings Abound!Send us a textThe boys slurp homemade soup and are served surprise sandwiches! Johnny doesn’t speak Farski, Jimmy installs rubber mats, and RJ raps. No, literally, RJ raps.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-10-281h 00Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe SnickleSend us a textThe boys lunch on tuna sammies and sweet gherkins. Johnny doesn’t hiccup, RJ’s body takes a screenshot, and Jimmy loves kabuki with a passion.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-10-211h 03Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThat’s What Happens When Sometimes You Forget to Press Buttons, and Sh*tSend us a textJimmy talks about what we talked about. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-10-1406 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownFond on Fond Fondant Fond Fondant Fondue …Send us a textCHOWDAH! Jimmy hasn’t seen a check in a long time, RJ has his tires rotated, and Johnny answers his phone. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-10-071h 09Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownTwo Frogs & a Goldfish...Send us a textLunch today is brought to you by RA Sushi! RJ thinks you're a mouth breather, Johnny’s Thing 2 is in a meth band, and Jimmy has never been to IKEA.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-09-301h 05Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Pope’s Nose...Send us a textThe boys lunch on bougie soup and sammies. Jimmy studies geography on the shitter, Johnny divides Europe and Asia, and RJ subverts the homework rules… again.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-09-2350 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownLike Sunlight in Your BellySend us a textThe boys enjoy Greek Spiedini while discussing the aristocracy.RJ buys and cuts tomatoes, Jimmy is trepidatious about trephination, and Johnny googles 2 Characters and a Clown.Jimmy's HomeworkJohnny's HomeworkRJ's HomeworkSupport the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-09-1644 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownStay Salty, Be Sweet…Send us a textRJ freezes his head, Johnny says, “kitty corner,” and Jimmy visits the whitest place on earth. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-09-0924 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownWe Have Some Calls to Make...Send us a textThe boys lunch on Soho Sushi Burritos. RJ avoids bill collectors, Jimmy speeds up the gait of his speech, and Johnny gargles anally.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-09-0230 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownMy Moo has been Shu’d!Send us a textThe boys chow down on a cornucopia of Chinese dishes. Johnny paces himself, Jimmy lives in the future, and RJ loves a good luthier. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-08-2630 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a Clown310HSSASend us a textThe boys (& girl) enjoy meatball subs and Templeton Rye. Jimmy flushes all the flushables, RJ survives the double shock, Johnny is an F’ing heathen, and Mo-Lo brings donuts!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-08-1940 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Cardiac EventSend us a textYes we know how long this episode is! Think of it as our first double live album…We all eat wet noodles, Jimmy hates James Corden, Johnny recruits a medical expert, RJ gets a roommate, and Monica brings dessert!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-08-121h 05Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Peel and the Steel, part 2Send us a textThe boys enjoy more custom pies. RJ serves leftovers, Jimmy carries a purse, Johnny forgets his wallet, and pizza maker Adam Esquire calls!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-08-0528 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe Peel and the Steel, part 1Send us a textThe boys really enjoy mystery food. RJ trims, Johnny shares, & Jimmy blanks. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-07-2924 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownEverybody’s Johnny CuriousSend us a textThe boys eat salad and shotgun shells!Jimmy gets his ears checked by Facebook, Johnny leaves papers on the printer, and RJ has a guy who has a catfish guy. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-07-2227 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a Clown“I’ll Give You a Million Dollars…”Send us a textJohnny gets dumped, RJ raises pigs, and Jimmy writes his email address. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-07-1526 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a Clown“Does your Don Johnson have the same Don Johnson as this Don Johnson"?Send us a textRJ drinks wine from a jug, Jimmy feels a female bear’s boob, and Johnny misses a call from Thing 1. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-07-0826 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownThe WidowmakerSend us a textRJ talks shit, Johnny throws panties, and Jimmy can’t swim. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-07-0125 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownOur Geraldo Rivera MomentSend us a textThe boys enjoy quite possibly the perfect burger along with mystery booze. Johnny hits puberty, Jimmy has a knife, and RJ watches Baywatch. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-06-2425 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownTw*t Blocked!Send us a textJohnny fights wasps, RJ feeds the birds, and Jimmy has to stay. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-06-1724 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a Clown“Saffron Ordered“!Send us a textThe boys are at an undisclosed location, enjoying Spanish food and Texan booze. Johnny fakes French, Jimmy pukes, and RJ has big feet. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-06-1022 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownNO JUNK STUFF!Send us a textThe boys meet up to record during the wee hours. RJ serves grown-up lunchables, Jimmy sees boobs, and Johnny has a VCR!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-06-0328 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownNailed it!!!Send us a textThe boys lunch on Japanese Curry while raising a glass of Old Forester Prohibition Style. Johnny has a tire and nail issue. Jimmy gets the change he didn't ask for. RJ may have instigated a fender bender.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-04-3021 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownMoses supposes his toeses are roses...Send us a textThe boys crack into crab cakes and brown liquor while recounting their adventures with Johnny's request to "Try something for the first time". Suffice it to say, Johnny made up the rules so...Jimmy and RJ didn't quite live up to the challenge. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-04-2219 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownMetatheatricality, you say?Send us a textJimmy, Johnny and RJ continue their discussion on why they chose a life on stage! It's not what you might be thinking!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-04-1517 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a Clown"Gimme the FAT kid"!!!Send us a textJimmy, Johnny and RJ nose dive into Theatre Geekery, how they got their starts and why they still do it...all over bowls of French Onion Soup.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-04-0820 minUndelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a ClownAnd so it begins...Send us a textIn this inaugural episode: Johnny, RJ and Jimmy source the name of the Podcast. Eat a fancy lunch. Imbibe on some brown liquor and make a call to the woman who bottled their hooch.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC2022-03-2913 min