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The F Plus
Unpopular Opinions? On Reddit!?
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Frank West Shell Game Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Doctor Interrogative. Edited by Jimmyfranks. I know, we were surprised as well. But here we are, visiting r/UnpopularOpinion and it turns out there's some bad opinions in here. We weren't gonna watch what happens, but it says "watch next". This week, The F Plus stands still and moves the goalposts around. Music used: FEAR - New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones Type O Negative - We Hate Everyone
2022-10-29
1h 16
The F Plus
The Worst Creepypastas
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Isfahan Zarla Lemon reading: creepypasta.com Content provided by Doctor Interrogative. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Okay, so for this episode the plan was for us to read the worst-rated stories on Creepypasta.com, but we spent like half that time on some dude's insistence that his boner for the Venom symbiote is the cure for liberalism. This week, The F Plus vows to never turn left again. Music used: Orgy of the Dead soundtrack - I Am Criswell/Let's Turn Back (Jaime Mendoza-Nava) Frank...
2022-10-22
1h 27
The F Plus
Destroy Weak Men
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Zarla Dijon Du Jour Lemon reading: thevalkyrie.com Content provided by Sinestro,Lewdvig Tittgenstein. Edited by Jimmyfranks. In 1996, Diana The Valkyrie set up a website using raw HTML and her own computer in order to provide erotica for people who like the idea of strong women crushing weak men. And now, 25 years later, there's an entire library of material, plenty of it absolutely horrific... If you're new to The F Plus, just be aware this one gets pretty brutal pretty quickly. This week...
2022-03-07
1h 27
The F Plus
We're All Prisoners On A Borg Ship
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Frank West J W Friedman Lemon reading: tumblr.com Content provided by Mix,Shell Game. Edited by Jimmyfranks. For years, a Tumblr user by the name of Sylphiste was trying to turn normal brains into galaxy brains with his pontifications on conformity, pop music, feminism, hostile alien invaders, psychiatry, dragons, The Mandela Effect, and things tagged "red pill" for no good reason. This week, The F Plus is teddity tubbily Reddited. Side note: This episode was recorded on February 5th, 2021 - before...
2021-04-23
1h 01
The F Plus
Thisepisodeis Verycrazy
with: Frank West Achilles' Heelies Jimmyfranks Adam Bozarth K Thor Jensen Lemon reading: fandom.com Content provided by Mz. Saturn. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Crucially, this episode is not about the television show Supernanny. It is about the Supernanny Fanon Wiki, a website with over 10,000 pages devoted to alternate universe fanfiction wherein it's the near-future, but the only cultural touchstone worth documenting is what happened in these fictional episodes of the television show Supernanny and its spinoffs. This week, The F Plus will see you at The Creepy Zoo.
2021-02-07
1h 36
The F Plus
Keeping Cantel Moist
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Cheapskate Sanguinary Novel Zarla Lemon reading: cantelmoism.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Chris Cantelmo is no longer with us, but his teachings remain. He described himself as a Yale Biochemist who, at some point in his life, started taking DMT and had some profound revelations about God. And has it happens, most of those revelations are about DMT itself. This week, The F Plus has a stroke.... a stroke of genius! Music used: Fred Schneider - Stroke of Genius Sturgill...
2021-01-22
1h 12
The F Plus
Friday Morning w/ Pooner & The Snizz
with: Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Edited by Jimmyfranks. Just thought we'd get to today's news after a quick rundown of our court-ordered recognizance.
2020-09-25
02 min
The F Plus
Everything But The Sex Stories
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Kumquatxop Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: sexstories.com Content provided by Seth "Slimy" Rollins. Edited by Lemon. Since 2000, Sex Stories Dot Com has been trying to serve its titular goal: Providing the people willing to look at the website with stories of sexual activity. However, that's not all the site has. There's also essays, product reviews, self-help guides, jokes, and poetry. And that's the stuff we'll be looking at. This week, The F Plus gives you something to listen to during your 15 minute jerk break.
2020-08-17
1h 22
The F Plus
Hypothetically This Is An Episode
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks John Toast Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Sovereign,Wrought. Edited by Jimmyfranks. This time around, we're not just going to one subreddit, but five different subreddits, all of which are almost identical, and all of which ask the question "What if my preposterous hypothetical was real, would you upvote me then?" And also Satan really wants to watch you suck off ya boy. This week, The F Plus is real, you family member? Music used: King Missle...
2020-07-16
53 min
The F Plus
Carne Idiota
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by R.S. Benedict. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The redditors at r/ZeroCarb have a particular diet they want to share with you, and here it is: Meat. Meat at the exclusion of literally everything else. Every other comestible on the planet contains toxins, so they've found perfect health. Also they're all getting hives and incontinence and a myriad of sexual, respiratory and sleep problems, but that's probably entirely unrelated. This week, we don't mention Jordan...
2020-07-11
1h 09
The F Plus
Butter Business Bureau
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: bulletproof.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Boots Raingear. The folks over at Bulletproof tried selling coffee with butter in it. And not only did that plan work, but their customers were willing to pay a premium for the experience. So with that lesson learned they expanded the product line: Protein bars, tinctures, vibrating platforms, books, computers with pre-installed software. These are products designed to reverse the aging process. And if that sales pitch sounds compelling to...
2020-06-27
1h 39
The F Plus
Clips 4 Bake Sale
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Victor Laszlo Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: clips4sale.com Content provided by Mix. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Hey, this is a gross one! We started reading a Clips 4 Sale document, and then very quickly realized was all about food. We've got recipes, we've got cooking tips, we've got women upside down with their head in a laundry basket, really - all your staples. It's very disgusting, but also fun. And Jimmyfranks bought a whistle. This week, The F Plus can't seem to sell any of...
2020-04-15
1h 25
The F Plus
wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 4
with: bumpgrrl Jimmyfranks Bunnybread STOG Edited by Jimmyfranks. bumpgrrl - r/creepybossta Jimmyfranks - How to Fake Your Own Death Bunnybread - How to Throw a LEGO-themed Party (for Adults) STOG - How to Vomit While Driving Hands above the waist, Bunnybread. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Final Heat Music used: Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth
2020-03-01
44 min
The F Plus
wikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Final Heat
with: Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Shell Game Jimmyfranks Edited by Jimmyfranks. Achilles Heelies - Daniel Songer's Comedy Act #191 Kumquatxop - How to Win a Swordfight Shell Game - How to Live in a Dungeon Jimmyfranks - How to Cook Lasagna in the Dishwasher That's the end. Now that you're at the end, you should probably go to motherfucking.best and vote for your favorite readings. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 Music used: Lizzo - Boys Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth
2020-03-01
36 min
The F Plus
Sticky! Icky! Icky!
with: Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Kumquatxop J W Friedman Lemon reading: sticky-site.com deviantart.com Content provided by Mr. Hunky Academia,Girlkisser. Edited by Lemon. The Wiki Sticky Site may no longer be with us, but the fetish it catalogued remains with us on the internet. The people who describe themselves as "Stuck In Glue Fetishists" have a specific turn-on that you might have guessed, but it is crucially important that they describe what specific kind of glue is being used in all cases, because this is not a place for fantasy.
2019-12-30
1h 17
The F Plus
Too Many Pumps
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: newart.com Content provided by Cat Examiner. Edited by Jimmyfranks. From the title alone, you may have some incorrect guesses at what's kept the community over at Newart.com thriving since 1996, but quickly you'll learn (as we did) that they're bound by a singular focus of pumping, inflating, and injecting their junk. And then they post pictures. Oh christ, we've seen the pictures. We see them when we close our eyes. This week, The F Plus achieves...
2019-12-02
1h 10
The F Plus
You Get Wet
with: Jimmyfranks Frank West Portaxx Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: isoaker.com isoaker.net Content provided by Cat Examiner. Edited by Jimmyfranks. There aren't a whole lot of people who visit the iSoaker family of websites, but you can't deny the passion they have in their hobby. This is an episode of meticulously documenting all the squirt guns to have ever existed, of the life-changing obsession of being super into squirt guns, and about the super cool bad ass things these full grown adults do when they're holding a squirt gun and...
2019-07-24
1h 17
The F Plus
DIY Junk Machines
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Portaxx Lemon reading: homemade-sex-toys.com dollforum.com answers.yahoo.com Content provided by Cat Examiner. Edited by Jimmyfranks. For well over a decade, John James has been committed to a single mission: Disrupting the economics of the global sex industry by innovationg solutions of upcycled aftermarket parts. By that, I mean that John James makes things for him to put his dick inside of and then recommends that you do the same. It's a very squishy episode, and also there's drawings. This week...
2019-05-09
1h 07
The F Plus
Stuffed Full Of Fantasy
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: fantasyfeeder.com Content provided by Amelia Blank. Edited by Jimmyfranks. A previous subject from nearly a decade ago, the website of Fantasy Feeder is still committed to its cause: Encouraging people to overeat to an absurd degree so that other people can get boners. This week, Zboatzboat! Music used: Georgia Gibbs - If I Knew You Were Coming I'd Have Baked A Cake Big Pun - Still Not A Player Chapters provided by ikaribattousai
2019-03-22
1h 07
The F Plus
Lavender Scissors Overlord
with: STOG Isfahan Jimmyfranks Portaxx Lemon reading: morgan-blayde.com amazon.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Lemon. With a couple dozen books in the Kindle store at about 300 pages apiece, Morgan Blayde's contributions to the urban fantasy genre could best be described as "relentless". His protagonist has a magical tattoo that helps him straight up murder a hundred guys in hand to hand combat, and I don't need to tell you that the female characters in his books like that very much indeed. Because sometimes you have to...
2019-03-17
1h 10
The F Plus
Problematic Sex Toys
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: zoofur.com frisky-beast.com geekysextoys.com primalhardwere.com bad-dragon.com Content provided by LADY FRENZY. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Some years ago, we covered some of the sex toys on offer at Bad Dragon. But now this is an entirely different thing. We're taking a tour of different places on the internet, all of which want to you to have sex with truly horrifying objects. This week, limited edition F Plus toys are available in chafed anus. ...
2018-12-13
1h 12
The F Plus
F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 1
with: Lemon Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo J W Friedman STOG Jack Chick Bunnybread Frank West Nutshell Gulag Content provided by Montrith,Adam Bozarth. Edited by Lemon. It took us until our seventh F Plus Live to figure out that we could do it somewhere other than Minneapolis, and that we could do it in a theatre! We're so excited about the idea that we start things off with a musical number, before moving right in to reading crap! 2 Wrongs Don't Make A Right (A Christian Puppet...
2018-11-17
1h 31
The F Plus
F Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 2
with: Lemon Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo J W Friedman STOG Jack Chick Bunnybread Frank West Nutshell Gulag Content provided by Montrith,Adam Bozarth. Edited by Lemon. As is tradition, we return from the break drunker than we were when we started, which becomes really obvious in Lemon's failed introductions. But we've got more crap to read, and we're going to read it! In the end, the room shares what they've learned before being visited by a special guest who has an especially smelly message of peace. But...
2018-11-17
1h 08
The F Plus
The Rites of Price
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Squiddy Lemon reading: etsy.com Content provided by Seth "Slimy" Rollins. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Let's not complicate matters: There are magickal items for sale on Etsy. This episode involves us reading about those items. We square? Great. Now, enjoy our new game show. This week, The F Plus doesn't give any sharp items to Contestant Number One. Music used: Lil' Kim ft. 50 Cent - Magic Stick Keely Smith - It's Magic
2018-09-11
1h 18
The F Plus
Shorn To Secrecy
with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Lemon reading: wikipedia.org nofap.com hvids.net haircut.net Content provided by Shell Game,dijon du jour. Edited by Lemon. We've previously taught you that being into women's hair is a thing, but it turns out that the cutting of hair is a thing as well. There's a surprising number of sites documenting this fact, and we're looking at several of them, from forums to niche porn to... well, that's really it. This week, The F Plus saves #0000 for when we're...
2018-09-07
1h 12
The F Plus
Nice Guys Finish Last
with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick STOG Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Lemon Tommy reading: milovana.com Content provided by Girlkisser,A Meat. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Milovana.com is the internet's most comprehensive resource for methods of orgasm denial. From instructional videos to concept discussions, to a genre of video game that is entirely baffling, the folks over here are united by a single belief that having an orgasm is a super bad thing to do, and they'll stop it at any costs. This week, The F Plus enters the Edge N...
2018-07-01
1h 21
The F Plus
For A Better Slearth
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: stackexchange.com Content provided by Zekka. Edited by Boots Raingear. Of the many Stack Exchange communities out there, the brave souls at the Worldbuilding Stack Exchange are the ones working tirelessly to solve the very dumbest of problems. Got a problem with your fictional alternate reality universe? Logistics you want to work through? Poorly drawn metaphors you want to hammer home with Hard Science? Let's waste our time together. This week, The F Plus asks what is a hat.
2018-05-24
1h 02
The F Plus
Plane Crazy
with: Boots Raingear STOG Bunnybread Isfahan Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: reddit.com furaffinity.net deviantart.com Content provided by Mix. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Our world was made a lot smaller with the proliferation of airplanes. Costing hundreds of millions of dollars apiece, an airplane can provide safe and efficient travel over the Atlantic in mere hours. Planes are great! Who wouldn't want to fuck one? This week, The F Plus comes for the plane sex and stays for the Deviantart poetry. Music used: 1000 Mona Lisas- Jet The Damned...
2018-02-14
1h 12
Song Crimes
Case File #14: Federal Offenses
What's the proper form to use when you report your bank robbery loot? How many years will the Dead Kennedys spend in the federal pen? and what's the best way to stick it to your record company? Find out in this episode as we make a federal case about it. Grenade-Bruno Mars-Buy it! Stealing People's Mail-Dead Kennedys-Buy it! Johnny Cash - Chicken in Black - Buy it! About IRS Pub #17
2018-02-13
37 min
The F Plus
The Computer Wrote These
with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: botnik.org Edited by Lemon. In a complete departure from our usual approach, we spend this episode composing and reading text using Botnik's predictive text generators: the system used to write Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. We give that a once over, and then play around with our own, including a Nicki Minaj song, Seinfeld beat poetry, and some crossover fic. This episode is a bit o' knickers. Music used: Shudder...
2018-01-22
45 min
Song Crimes
Case File 13: Occupational Hazards
Is there a Bermuda Triangle in the Great Lakes? How does one 'shove' a 'job', anyway? Which wine pairs best with longpig? Your lyrical litigators review workplace safety standards and best practices. Show notes/Songs reviewed: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald-Gordon Lightfoot-Buy It Take this Job and Shove It-Johnny Paycheck-Buy It Timothy-The Buoys-Buy It Additional reading: Edmund Fitzgerald wiki page Regina Vs Dudley & Stephens wikipedia page
2018-01-09
23 min
The F Plus
The Screenplays of ComicsNix
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: fanfiction.net Content provided by Eider Duck. Edited by Boots Raingear. ComicsNix is a somewhat prolific fan fiction author who became a brief point of internet interest after writing a story where Severus Snape has sex with all the Teletubbies. But that's passé now, so we're off to explore his other, more intellectual works — like the one where Batman has sex with Robocop in order to stimulate amnesia, or the complications that arose after Bella Swan summoned Satan to be her personal bod...
2017-12-21
1h 10
Song Crimes
Case File #12: Christmas Chriminals
Human Trafficking! Shoe-hustling con artists! Unreliable eyewitness testimony and Elder neglect! We interrogate these holiday classics in our last episode of 2017. Smell you later. Show notes/Songs reviewed: 12 Days of Christmas (Traditional)-Roger McGuinn- Creative Commons Christmas Shoes - NewSong - Buy it I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Jimmy Boyd - Buy it Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy - Buy it
2017-12-19
33 min
Song Crimes
Case File 11: The Dystopian Wasteland of 1960's SoCal
We scratch the surface of 1960's SoCal surf rock and discover the hellscape hidden within. Lawless gangs of youths terrorizing the streets in their hot-rods with reckless abandon! In this episode, we travel back to a more innocent, and yet more guilty time. Show notes/Songs discussed: Jan & Dean - Surf City - Buy it! Jan & Dean - Dead Man's Curve - Buy it! Jan & Dean - Little Old Lady from Pasadena - Buy it! Cheapskate's pick for best surf rock song: Lenny and the Sq...
2017-12-11
24 min
The F Plus
So, I Guess I'll Just Keep Holding Out For A Hero
with: Jimmyfranks Frank West John Toast Portaxx Lemon reading: worldsuperheroregistry.com therlsh.com howtokillasuperhero.net Content provided by Kanyesutra. Edited by Jimmyfranks. “Real Life Superheroes” is a somewhat confusing term, because it describes actual living human beings who wear costumes and write bios in the third person espousing their worldview and then... I mean, well what is “heroism” really? Is signing up for an account on the superhero forums and then getting into a flamewar with a troll account called The White Power a form of heroism? No? Okay then, how about ju...
2017-12-05
1h 16
Song Crimes
Case File 10: Reprehensible Behavior
Community Scandals! Public Intoxication! Adultery! Contract Killing! Sunlight is the best disinfectant, so we shine a light on these depraved song criminals. Jeannie C. Riley - Harper Valley PTA - Buy It! Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Buy It! AC/DC - Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) - Buy It! Cheapskate's Book Recommendation: A Burglar's Guide to the City
2017-11-27
36 min
The F Plus
Only The Preambles To Recipes
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Squiddy Lemon reading: pinchofyum.com Content provided by Ryro The Dino. Edited by Lemon. Food blogging has a conundrum: People like to read and share recipes, but with there only being so many unique varients on "Sausage And Peppers", how can one particular food blog hope to cultivate its audience? Why, with 🌟zazzle🌟 of course! And words. Lots and lots of words. To that end, we're looking at one particular food blog, and specifically all the content that happens before she gets to the recipe. ...
2017-11-05
1h 07
Song Crimes
Case File 09: HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEN
What sort of insurance should you carry for operating an S&M Dungeon in your castle? How do you childproof a home where dark rituals are regularly held? Which bar has the best Pina Colada in London OH? All this and more will be examined as we catch some song criminals DEAD TO FRIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Songs Reviewed: Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon - Buy it! Superstition - Stevie Wonder - Buy it! Monster Mash - Bobby Pickett - Buy it!
2017-10-30
27 min
Song Crimes
Case File 08: Reckless Behavior
Where's the best place to ride atop a driverless car? Is Freddy Mercury a charismatic murder cult leader? How much Hennessy can one purchase for $1000? These answers and more await in this biscuit-grabbing episode! Songs reviewed/Show Notes: J-Diggs - Ghost Ride It (feat. Mistah Fab & Dem Hoodstarz) - Buy it! Queen - Tie Your Mother Down - Buy It! Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance - Buy It! California Penal Code protected occupations (read the code here): peace officer, firefighter, emergency medical technician, mobile i...
2017-10-25
25 min
The F Plus
Folks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
with: Boots Raingear STOG Bunnybread Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: amazon.com Content provided by Curlicue. Edited by Jimmyfranks. As the world's third largest retailer, Amazon provides a marketplace with an ever expanding range of products like groceries, fine art, television shows, video game streams, and dildos. Yes of course dildos this is the internet and there's always dildos. In this episode we're looking at those brave netizens who purchased cheap sex toys on Amazon, found the products lacking, and wanted to tell the world about it. This week, The...
2017-10-18
1h 19
Song Crimes
Case File #07-Joking, Smoking, Midnight Toking
Can 13 year olds operate a casino? Is Pat Benatar an immortal vigilante? Can you cash a check made out to 'The Space Cowboy'? We investigate these matters in this revealing episode. Show notes/Songs featured: Steve Miller Band-The Joker-Buy it! Pat Benatar-Hit Me With Your Best Shot-Buy it! Bob Seger-Ramblin' Gamblin' Man-Buy it!
2017-10-09
19 min
Song Crimes
Case File #06: Under the Influence
Do railroad engineers undergo mandatory drug testing? Does Little Steven Van Zandt wingman Bruce Springsteen at the local watering hole? And just how much trouble can you get into because you got high? Turns out, a lot. This and more as we continue our quest for justice in this week's episode. Songs Featured/Show notes: Grateful Dead - Casey Jones - Buy It! Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days - Buy It! Afroman- Because I got High -Buy It!
2017-10-02
24 min
The F Plus
WikiPlow
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: wikiporno.org Content provided by Sham bam bamina!. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The website Wikiporno is fun to say. In addition to that, it's a Media Wiki site where, as best as we can figure, three guys lovingly catalog all of the pornography they have seen, and they've seen a lot of a pornography! This week, we start principal photography for Butt F Plus. Music used: Billy Squier - The Stroke Clarence Carter - Strokin'
2017-09-26
1h 24
Song Crimes
Case File 05: More Misdemeanors
Does being attacked by a teacher result in you getting an automatic 'A'? Where's the best place to practice your 'night moves'? And if you're in school, where's the best place to get your nicotine fix? All will be revealed in this episode. Songs Featured/Show notes: Brownsville Station - Smokin in the Boys Room - Buy It! Bob Seger - Night Moves - Buy It! Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me with Science - Buy It!
2017-09-25
15 min
Song Crimes
Case File 04: Housing Law
Were the founding fathers the original party right fighters? What beer pairs best with scotch and bourbon? Which day of the year is it ok to turn up the radio? Questions are answered in this episode. Songs featured/Show notes: Beastie Boys - Fight for your Right (to Party) - Buy it! Autograph - Turn Up The Radio - Buy it! George Thorogood & The Destroyers- One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer - Buy it!
2017-09-18
18 min
The F Plus
F Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 2
with: Ironicus Cheapskate Lou Fernandez Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Nutshell Gulag Content provided by Boots Raingear,Mix,Portaxx,Kanyesutra,Zekka. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Lemon receives a phone call from his supervisor and the plan changes. More readers! We need more readers! Ironicus & Cheapskate: wikiHow (The Good vs Evil Edition) Lou Fernandez: A religious tretise on Satan and Hell by High Priestess Maxine Dietrich Kumquatxop: Blow Up The Moon (one of several usenet essays by Alexander Abian about the moon and the blowing thereup) Jimmyfranks: Human Furniture (an erotic tale on Pixies Place by...
2017-09-12
1h 34
Song Crimes
Case File 03: Family Law
Does the Fresh Prince suffer from face blindness? How many hotel hospitality points has Ann Wilson from Heart racked up? and can Johnny Cash file for a name change in Tennessee? We plumb the depths in search of the truth in this episode. Songs featured/show notes: Johnny Cash-A Boy Named Sue - Buy it! Heart- All I Wanna Do (Is Make Love To You) - Buy it! DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don't Understand - Buy it!
2017-09-11
22 min
Song Crimes
Case File 02: Traffic Court
Can Johnny Cash get license plates for his stolen car? Has Sammy Hagar kept up with his scheduled oil changes? Are the Beach Boys witness to grand theft auto? All will be answered in this episode. Send song suggestions and hate mail to songcrimes@gmail.com Show notes/songs featured: Beach Boys-Fun Fun Fun Buy it! Sammy Hagar-I Can't Drive 55 Buy it! Johnny Cash-One Piece at a Time Buy it! Michigan Sec. of State website on how to license your assembled vehicle
2017-09-04
19 min
Song Crimes
Song Crimes Case File 01: Misdemeanors
Is Carrie Underwood your common-law wife? IS SAYING you're breaking the law the same as actually breaking the law? And just how 'bad' is Bad Bad Leroy Brown? All will be revealed in this landmark debut episode. Send song suggestions and hate mail to songcrimes@gmail.com Show notes/songs featured: Jim Croce- Bad Bad Leroy Brown Buy it! Judas Priest-Breaking the Law Buy it! Carrie Underwood-Before He Cheats Buy it!
2017-08-29
17 min
The F Plus
Eat Me Drink Me
with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Squiddy Ironicus Lemon Content provided by Mix. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Hello, podcast listener! This is an episode about making food with bodily fluids. If you're familiar with what we do, you're probably going to like this episode a lot. If you've never heard this show before, this isn't the one to start with. Maybe try a wikiHow episode instead? This week, we're sending back this Galliano shot. Music used: Herb Alpert - Whipped Cream Pissed Jeans - Ashamed Of My Cum
2017-08-04
1h 14
The F Plus
Do Not Pass Go
with: Boots Raingear STOG Jimmyfranks John Toast Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: thegamecrafter.com Content provided by Spooks. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The creators and visionaries over at The Game Crafter have some innovative new board and card games to sell you, and they're not hampered by such trivialities as marketability, distribution, is this game any good, and am I a cretin with an axe to grind about feminism and letting that motivate every aspect about myself. Yeah, it's those kind of games. This week, Joey likes. Music used: ...
2017-07-28
1h 14
The F Plus
I'll Show You The Life Of The Mind
with: Boots Raingear STOG Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: thoughtcatalog.com Content provided by Achilles' Heelies,Cheapskate. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The premise of the Millenial-focused superblog Thought Catalog can be neatly summarized in its slogan All thinking is relevant. This is infuriating by itself, and not helped by the dozen or so incredibly prolific bloggers who pose the challenge "All thinking is relevant, even... this!?" This episode, The F Plus were merely freshmen. Music used: En Vogue-Free Your Mind Information Society-What's On Your Mind (Pure Energy)
2017-06-21
1h 20
The F Plus
凸(◎益◎)凸
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick John Toast Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: rantrampage.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Jimmyfranks. If you visit RantRampage.com, you'll find that the middle 390 pixels are filled with thousands of grievances filed by anonymous people on every available subject. That's followed by dozens of comments by more anonymous people who are wholly disinterested in having a productive conversation, but they sure do have a lot of things they hate. This week, keep dreaming Lesbian Losers! Music used: Garry Lee and...
2017-05-26
1h 14
The F Plus
r/eally_sorry_about_that
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Isfahan Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Puppy Time. Edited by Boots Raingear. Personal relationships can be difficult to manage, and there are times when people look for advice from the people closest to them. This is all well and good, but what happens when your closest friends are the anonymous chowderheads on Reddit? Well, in that case things get complicated. This week, The F Plus gives Heather some erasers. Music used: Roxy Music - Love is the Drug The...
2017-03-21
1h 17
The F Plus
Compose With Joystick Controllers
with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies STOG Lemon reading: cartridgelit.com Content provided by Achilles' Heelies. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Cartridge Lit invites visitors to share video-game inspired poetry and prose, and a number of people have taken them up on that invitation, bringing their credentials with them. And so, what we have in this episode is a straight hour of reading meticulously written video game literature, and if it hurts you half as much as it hurt us, you're gonna need some Percocet before you hit play. ...
2017-03-15
1h 13
The F Plus
The Definitive Vampire Episode
with: John Toast Isfahan Portaxx Jimmyfranks Victor Laszlo Boots Raingear reading: drinkdeeplyanddream.com Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan. Edited by Isfahan. If you are a regular listener to the podcast, you are probably aware of communities who self-identify as superhuman or supernatural creatures. You are also probably aware that these communities often have inconsistent and arbitrary criteria to support their claims. This is more of that, but with draculas. Have you ever dreamt of drinking blood? Can you be killed by a wooden stake through the heart or...
2017-02-24
1h 23
The F Plus
DRUGS!
with: Lemon Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Frank West Boots Raingear reading: drugs-forum.com Content provided by Megacrex Inepta,Boots Raingear. Edited by Boots Raingear. Drugs Forum is (and this may surprise you) a forum where people talk about using drugs. That is, hundreds of thousands of people, over millions of threads, gathering to discuss the drugs they're doing, have recently done, or wish to do in the very near future. It's a vibrant community which, after many years, finally figured out the best way to go rollerblading. This week, The...
2017-01-26
1h 14
The F Plus
We Wuv Wawa
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Nutshell Gulag Squiddy Lemon reading: pissedconsumer.com Content provided by Positronic. Edited by Jimmyfranks. There's a lot of justifiable reasons for a modern human to be angry, but the mostly anonymous users of PissedConsumer.com haven't stumbled on any of them. Instead, this is a site about screaming into an aching void of your own customer service indignities, real or imaginary. This week, the women of The F Plus have some opinions, but the men are usually nice and pleasant. Music used: Simon...
2017-01-03
1h 05
The F Plus
Craigslist Has Forums?
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Jimmyfranks Frank West Bunnybread Lemon reading: forums.craigslist.org Content provided by Nikaer Drekin. Edited by Jimmyfranks. While Grindr may have revolutionized the way people have anonymous gay sex, Craigslist is still a useful repository for people looking for gross furniture, seedy "modeling" jobs and unpaid gigs for exposure. But in addition to all that, they apparently have forums for some reason. In this episode, we're looking specifically at the Ettiquite forums of craigslist, to learn how we can all be better mannered participants...
2016-12-28
58 min
The F Plus
Mana From Heathens
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Nutshell Gulag Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: reddit.com soylent.com Content provided by R.S. Benedict,Nikaer Drekin. Edited by Jimmyfranks. California rich guy and man who has opinions Rob Rhinehart invented Soylent as an open source replacement to the unbearable agony of preparing and eating food. And since its inception in 2013, Soylent has given the gift of uncontrollable butt problems to an audience of Reddit-posting free thinkers. This week, The F Plus dips our Twennybar in our Schmilk. CORRECTION: Rosa Labs is...
2016-12-17
1h 01
The F Plus
Question.com And The Morons
with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: question.com Content provided by Digital Walnut. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Of the many dubious question and answer websites that The F Plus has covered so far, Question.com is certainly one of them. This week, we're visiting The Rude Boy Planet. Music used: George Harrison - What Is Life? Question Mark And The Mysterians - 96 Tears
2016-11-29
1h 15
The F Plus
F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 3
with: Lemon Achilles' Heelies Jimmyfranks Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Boots Raingear. The explosive finale! Montrith turns the screws on the audience, but they prove resiliant. This is part three of three. And we start it out with Lemon and a piece of music journalism with a bunch of lyrics in it. After that, Achilles' Heelies learns a lot about not giving up on love. And the closer for the evening is the good sir Jimmyfranks who gives the assembled audience some practical romantic advice they can use later on...
2016-11-06
1h 15
The F Plus
United Nations of Dinguses
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: forum.nationstates.net Content provided by PleaseAndThanks. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Nation States is a game where players can create their own idealized version of a country, ally with other nations in the game, pass resolutions, and vie for supremacy. Separate from that, the forums of Nation States is a place where people post in character as emissaries from their fictitious countries to brag about their totalitarian regime and brag about which memes are the dankest. The results are infurating. ...
2016-09-26
1h 11
The F Plus
Something Something Disrupt
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Portaxx Lemon reading: ideaswatch.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The internet is an exciting global landscape under constant dynamic upheaval. I have no idea what any of that means, but we're talking about tech startups here, so it doesn't really matter. We're looking at a site called IdeasWatch where people can pitch their ideas for an interesting app or innovation and then... well, nothing. It's ignored forever. This week, Lemon's still figuring out how to use his new microphone (sorry).
2016-08-23
1h 10
The F Plus
Penis Problems & Water
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks K Thor Jensen Lemon reading: abchomeopathy.com Content provided by Old Zircon. Edited by Boots Raingear. Do you understand homeopathy? We don't. So we brought The Internet's own K. Thor Jensen along as we took a good long browse through the forums of ABC Homeopathy. We still don't understand homeopathy, but now we know that a lot of the men who are into it have small, thin penises which don't work very well. This week, Jimmyfranks doesn't count. Music used: ...
2016-08-11
1h 22
The F Plus
Girl Pits Boys
with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Chris Collision Lemon reading: www.girlpits.com Content provided by Sinestro. Edited by Lemon. As we've demonstrated so far, human sexuality is a complicated and frequently confusing morass. And to that end, we present to you: The men of GirlPits. They like the armpits of girls. A lot. And now it's time for you to hear about it. This week, body odor gets a theme song. Music used: Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass - Spanish...
2016-07-16
1h 14
The F Plus
Teens Talkin Trash On Gaia Online
with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: gaiaonline.com Content provided by Kanyesutra. Edited by Jimmyfranks. With over 28 million members and 13 years of history, Gaia Online could accurately be called one of the most popular forums on the internet. It's central feature is a gamification effort where members can dress up their paper-doll avatars with bits and baubles while they discuss their favorite animes or (in the case of this episode) the troubles with feminism and the right way to sell your panties online. This week, I'm...
2016-07-08
1h 15
The F Plus
I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
with: Lemon Bunnybread Jimmyfranks STOG Boots Raingear reading: forums.fleshlight.com Content provided by Spooks. Edited by Boots Raingear. Sooooo..... Fleshlight has forums. Did you know this? We didn't know this. Spooks found out about it and now that's what we're reading. As it turns out, this is a surprisingly active forum with a community of members who discuss the finer details of the plastic sleeve that they masturbate into. With that comes some of the standard themes you'd expect, like Harry Potter and gay panic. This...
2016-04-06
1h 21
The F Plus
Return To Castle Experience Project
with: STOG Jack Chick Portaxx Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: experienceproject.com Content provided by Sinestro. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The Experience Project is a site where members can share their own life experiences. And then, because this is the internet, those very same members can argue with each other about who is the worst human being alive and then overshare their own fetishes. This week, The F Plus starts our own jam band. Music used: Cracker - I Need Better Friends DEVO - R U Experienced? Chapters...
2016-03-19
1h 11
The F Plus
We Still Have Questions
with: Jimmyfranks Cheapskate Jack Chick Lemon reading: quora.com Content provided by Old Zircon. Edited by Jimmyfranks. We've asked a lot of questions on this podcast, but often the answers have not been satisfactory. I'm sure that's a trend that's going to change as we visit Quora: A top-ranked question & answer aggregator with a billion dollar valuation and the slogan "The best answers to any question". So we're all feeling super confident we'll get the best answers to questions like "Can Plants Fart?", "Why Aren't There Dinosaur Ghosts?" and of course...
2015-09-11
1h 03
The F Plus
How To Listen To A Podcast You Hate
with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Jimmyfranks John Toast Jack Chick Lemon reading: wikihow.com Edited by Boots Raingear. So have you had enough WikiHow episodes at this point? Of course you haven't. You are a human being with a capacity for joy and wonder. And there's a bunch of people who weren't in the other WikiHow episode who were jealous. Music used: Joy Division - Failures The Jesus Lizard - Sunday You Need Love
2015-05-28
1h 37
The F Plus
Untidy Whities
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Isfahan John Toast Jack Chick Lemon reading: wedgiehaven.com Content provided by Dole. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Hey, so have you ever had a wedgie before? And follow up question, did you find the experience intensely erotic? Well, for your sake, I'm hoping the answer to at least one of those questions was "no", but the members of WedgieHaven.com are not quite so lucky. This week, The F Plus patents our unbreakable G-string formula. Music used: Magnetic Fields - Underwear Bowser & Blue- Polka Dot Undies
2015-04-04
1h 18
The F Plus
Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: landcforum.com ultimateshoulderrides.com Content provided by Dole. Edited by Boots Raingear. Everyone wants to have a lover they can trust. Someone with whom they'll feel admired, safe, and unique, and someone who will pick them up when they are down. However, some specific people on the internet mean that literally. We're exploring the "lift and carry" fetish, a predilection of (almost entirely) men who are looking for (almost entirely) petite women to carry them on their shoulders. What's the meaning of...
2015-02-17
1h 21
The F Plus
Redefine Paranormal
with: John Toast Jimmyfranks Portaxx Kumquatxop Lemon reading: anybodythere.net Content provided by Dole. Edited by Jimmyfranks. There's quite a bit of debate on the existence of ghosts, and all of those debates are stupid and pointless. But fortunately, there's a forum over at anybodythere.net that sidesteps the debate completely and cuts straight to the evidence. Psychic powers, paranormal investigators, chakras, demon lovers, it's all here and it's all spelled as poorly as you would expect. This week, The F Plus finds one smiley particularly troublesome. Music used: ...
2015-02-15
1h 32
The F Plus
Father Goose's Nursery Crimes
with: Portaxx Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Cheapskate Lemon reading: mpregcentral.net Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Mpreg is a term that means "male pregnancy". And if you know that, you've been on the internet for too long. But you're in good company, because we're gonna spend the longest hour of our lives finding out what mpreg means, what people who are into mpreg fantasize about, and what exactly they think is so sexy about the whole thing. This episode, I shouldn't need to tell you, is very very gross. You...
2015-02-03
1h 13
The F Plus
To Serve Otherkin
with: Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Lemon reading: kinfood.tumblr.com Content provided by BomberJacket. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Listen buddy, I don't want to eat your human food. I might look like a human, but I'm actually a bullfrog in my soul, so I want to eat bullfrog food. Except I don't want to eat bugs because that would be totally gross. And if that doesn't make any sense, you need to check your Making Sense Privilege. This week, we're exploring the delicious recipes of Kin Food: A website set...
2014-12-27
1h 06
The F Plus
But Is It Deviantart?
with: Jimmyfranks John Toast Bunnybread Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: deviantart.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Jimmyfranks. We're all familiar with DeviantArt as the best place on the internet for crudely drawn pictures of Sonic The Hedgehog hit with a shrink ray and then eaten alive by the the girl in Lollipop Chainsaw. But did you know that DeviantArt also has a large archive of written work, such as poetry? And did you know that the great majority of that written work is terrible? Okay, I'm sure that second...
2014-12-20
1h 10
The F Plus
HSSSSFFFAWWW-WUGGHHHHHHH!
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: sneezefetishforum.org Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Lemon. There's many non-orgasmic things that have been compared to orgasms, but probably none are quite as silly as the traditional sneeze. The subjects of tonite's episode would disagree, we're exploring SneezeFetishForum.org - a place on the Internet where interested parties can go to try to spell out sneezes, and then get super turned on at the spelling of those sneezes. This week, The F Plus hopes your mother doesn't get a cold.
2014-12-07
1h 17
The F Plus
Auto Moronic Asphyxiation
with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks John Toast Frank West Lemon reading: answers.yahoo.com sexwithcars.com exhaustsmokelovers.createmybb3.com Content provided by BomberJacket. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Internet eroticism is a varied, confusing, and repulsive subject. To that end, this is an episode about people who have sex with cars. Confused? Well, if you listen to this entire episode, you'll still be confused. And more than a little grossed out. But hopefully entertained. This week, The F Plus is using Jason's email address. Music used: Hank Williams Jr- Canyonero Billy...
2014-11-27
1h 03
The F Plus
Witchyhow.com
with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: paganlore.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Jimmyfranks. We've done some other magick episodes, but we haven't yet learned the spell that causes any of this to make sense, so we're gonna keep at it. This time, it's PaganLore.com, another one man website with a bunch of poorly written spell instructions and appalling web design choices. This'll be the one where it all makes sense, I'm sure. This week, The F Plus needs to consult with our...
2014-11-10
1h 11
The F Plus
F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 2
with: bumpgrrl Lemon Jimmyfranks Jack Chick STOG Edited by Jimmyfranks. We got a lot of love to spread still. STOG: Becoming An Elf Mommy bumpgrrl: Konigsburg's Model Lemon: Popping It by Tim Popper Jimmyfranks: Pandora's Box by Em Furey John Toast, Bunnybread & Lemon: Law & Order Fanfic 2 by Where Did Angels Go? Jack Chick: Desire Untamed by Pamela Palmer Music used: Neal Stidham - STOGvivalism
2014-10-24
1h 10
The F Plus
This Ain't Episode 152 XXX
with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks Portaxx John Toast Lemon reading: AdultDVDTalk.com Content provided by Boots Raingear. Edited by Jimmyfranks. AdultDVDTalk.com is a forum where people talk about porn. And uh... Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. This is definitely one of the gross ones. This week, The F Plus abandons our jerk off station. Music used: Duran Duran- Girls on Film Shel Silverstein-I Saw Polly In A Porny
2014-10-11
1h 12
The F Plus
F Plus Sings
with: Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Isfahan STOG Lemon reading: SongWritingFever.com Content provided by Markus. Edited by Jimmyfranks. SongWritingFever.com is a place on the internet where self-professed songwriters can post lyrics without accompaniment, and it's up to the internet to build a song around what they have. Alright then, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Our first-ever musical episode has 5 ridiculists trying their best to sing the unsingable. The rest is for the remix. Music used: Arthur Conley- Sweet Soul Music The Carpenters- Sing a Song
2014-09-13
56 min
The F Plus
Snoot By The Foot
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Kumquatxop John Toast Lemon reading: footsniffing.com Content provided by Caroline. Edited by Lemon. It's probably a complicated confluence of biology and experience that leads a person to become a foot fetishist, but it is a confluence that clearly happens very often, if the internet is to be believed. What exactly is it that these foot fetishists seem to hold as a common interest? Well, if you ask the members of The Den Of Smelly Feet, the answer is... yeah, that. This week, The F Plus really...
2014-09-06
1h 20
The F Plus
There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
with: Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Isfahan Portaxx Lemon reading: hipforums.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Jimmyfranks. When you get a room full of drug enthusiasts together, the topics of conversation are somewhat predictable; Terrible music, guys we ain't seen lately, and where can we get more drugs. But this episode explores what happens when those topics drift. We're going to The Hip Forums to browse some less popular forums, particularly sexuality and religion, and you WILL be horrified by what you find. No no no, you really will be...
2014-09-01
1h 07
The F Plus
Exclusive Unoriginal Content
with: Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: TVTropes.org Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Lemon. The community of contributors to tvtropes.org are clearly experts in consuming mass media. They've honed their skills in identifying devices, contrivances, holes and structure in various plots, so much so that they may have distilled fiction as a whole into simple, repeatable formulas. Does that make them good writers? Let's find out! This week, The F Plus gets 241's at the Angsty Wang. Music used: Cibo Matto-Lint of Love Future of...
2014-08-23
1h 14
The F Plus
Elon Musk Won't Return My Calls
with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Lemon reading: ideas.wikia.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Jimmyfranks. With a good idea and a great work ethic, anyone can find success. That statement isn't true at all, but what's more important is what happens when you have a terrible idea and no work ethics. We're looking at The Idea Wiki - a place where the internet can write down its poorly considered ideas for anything at all, and then close the browser window and go back to playing Minecraft. This...
2014-07-26
1h 03
The F Plus
Knowledge Is A Disease, I Have The Cure
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Victor Laszlo Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: ehealthforum.com Content provided by Caroline. Edited by Lemon. The American medical apparatus is a frequenct source of discussion and consternation. We all want to be healthy and live long lives, but when for-profit institutions are supposed to help us with that goal, it's easy to get disillusioned. Lucky for us (and by us I mean the podcast), there's the eHealth forums. If you got a problem, and the only thing you're looking for is idiocy and crappy advice, boy do...
2014-07-20
1h 13
The F Plus
Indie Go Go Go Away
with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Lemon reading: indiegogo.com Content provided by Driya. Edited by Lemon. Hey guys, you remember that Kickstarter episode? We found worse than that on Indie Go Go. This week, The F Plus selects donors by fuckability. Music used: Plastic Penny - Give Me Money Rolling Stones - Ain't Too Proud to Beg
2014-07-05
57 min
The F Plus
The Sound Quality Is Inaudible
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Isfahan Frank West Portaxx Lemon reading: www.machinadynamica.com www.head-fi.org Content provided by LADY FRENZY. Edited by Jimmyfranks. It's easy to wax poetic on the trancendant power of music as an art form. What goes beyond words, beyond thought, and into a pure rhythmic experience can change you irrevocably. And then you hear a Ke$ha song and wish music never existed. We're looking at extreme audiophiles - people who experience music in such a way that it can only be quantified by large sums...
2014-06-01
1h 19
The F Plus
This Testes My Limits
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: secure.kramtoad.com www.eunuchworld.org Content provided by cyberventurer. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Sometimes it's difficult to write these episode synopses, so let's do this one direct: This is the ball busting episode. Horrible things happens to balls throughout this episode, which is shorter than most. This week, The F Plus won't let you visit your dragon grandmother. Music used: Young MC - Bust A Move The Asylum Street Spankers - The Scrotum Song
2014-05-11
47 min
The F Plus
Ask a Stupid Question, Make a Stupid Podcast
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Isfahan Frank West Lemon reading: BlurtIt.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Lemon. What is there to say about BlurtIt.com that hasn't already been said about the Visigoths? Well, quite a bit, now that I think of it. The point is that BlurtIt is a populist Q and A website, less popular than (but just as stupid as) Yahoo Answers, where people ask all sorts of dumbfounding questions about genitals touching other genitals, and then the answers prove dumber than the questions. This week, The...
2014-03-29
1h 10
The F Plus
Pioneers of Squat Cracking
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Squiddy Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: squattheplanet.com Content provided by Dacey Mormont. Edited by Lemon. Do you ever feel imprisoned by your own life choices? Bills, jobs, responsibilities... it's like we're not even alive anymore! Wouldn't it just be nice to be out there, alone, on the road, making your own way in the world, contracting cholera and giving blowjobs to truck drivers? The people of Squat the Planet think so! This week, The F Plus makes sure there aren't any homos in the bathroom. ...
2014-02-16
1h 21
The F Plus
This One's Mainly About SLEEEEEEEP.
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: www.uncommonforum.com erotichypnosis.org Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Lemon. Look at your hand. Look at the detail in your hand. Look at the center of your hand. Sleep. Deepener. This week on The F Plus, your boobs are making us gay. Music used: They Might Be Giants - Hypnotist of Ladies FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak Mud - Hypnosis
2014-01-27
1h 07
The F Plus
Well, Since You Asked
with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Portaxx Jimmyfranks Squiddy Lemon reading: ExperienceProject.com Content provided by Dacey Mormont. Edited by Isfahan. Finally, a place on the internet where people can talk about themselves! ExperienceProject.com caters to people with all sorts of problems, diagnoses, and opinions. The only thing that matters is that nobody has to care. This week on the F Plus, we admire our Hunger Games standee. Music used: the pAper chAse - You Will Never Take Me Alive Sex Pistols - Problems
2014-01-19
1h 23
The F Plus
Even Nonsense
with: John Toast Bunnybread Nutshell Gulag Boots Raingear STOG Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: michaelhutchenceandme.wordpress.com/ Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Jimmyfranks. "Culture" is a tricky word, but it best describes our modern popular arts and entertainment, regardless of quality. When it comes to music, the disposable profit-motivated pop music released over the past 60 years has done far more to influence our way of life than the hundreds of years of finely crafted art before it. Maybe this is a condemnation of the direction humanity has taken, or maybe it's that...
2013-03-27
1h 00
The F Plus
We Don't Not Need No Uneducation
with: Victor Laszlo STOG John Toast Portaxx Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: mothering.com Content provided by Julia. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Parenting, as many have said, is a difficult task. But it's a task that's made significantly simpler if you just decide you'll let your children do whatever they want. We're exploring the forums of mothering.com, a place where mothers can gather to discuss raising the single most brilliant and unique person the world has ever known, but it turns out there's quite a few of them. This week, we're stocking up...
2013-01-21
1h 04
The F Plus
F Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 2
with: Lemon Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Portaxx Isfahan Part Two of F Plus Live 2 starts out a little dirty, but eventually we wipe up the floor. Lemon ft. bumpgrrl: Lemon's Craft Corner (using Make Your Own Sex Toys by Matt Pagett) Jimmyfranks: The Fine Art of Erotic Talk by Bonnie Gabriel bumpgrrl: The Power of Your Subconscious Mind by Joseph Murphy Lemon: How To Be A Sexual God In 3 Easy Lessons by Dusty White Portaxx: 10, 000 Ways to Say I Love You by Gregory Godek Isfahan: Mentalist Martial Arts by Ryan Blumenthal Music used: STOG ft. Lemon...
2011-10-15
1h 43
The F Plus
Socks, Bots and Burps
with: Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon reading: cyoc.net deviantart.com burpfetishforms.net Edited by Jimmyfranks. Some of our favorite F+ content has come to us, unsolicited, by our listeners. Honestly, I don't know how it is that you're coming across this kind of reading material, but I'm glad you do. To that end, we're offering three profoundly strange listener submissions: The first is fiction involving a transmogrification fetish, the second is a confession of one woman's love for a Peterbilt truck, and the third? Burp fetish. Yes, you...
2011-07-01
1h 02
The F Plus
F Plus Live 1 (part two)
with: STOG John Toast Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Lemon The live shenanigans continue, louder and drunker than before! STOG: Behind The Bell by Dustin Diamond John Toast: The Way Of The Master by Kirk Cameron Jack Chick: Wild by Fabio Jimmyfranks: The Man With The Gold by Mr. T Lemon: 60 Years Of Wit And Wisdom by Andy Rooney
2010-10-19
51 min