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$If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeOmmetaphobia and my sister Evie from FinlandMuch has changed in the past six months, and Rome Maynard and Joel Lindstrom are here to talk about it. Joel's fear of eyeballs Why Joel's sister is now known as Evie from Finland Joel gets elected to public office Beekeeping Rome gets ejected from the office Teen drivers 2022-05-1634 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like Me2022: Snobbery, predictions, and TikTokWelcome to the first episode of the If You're Like Me podcast for 2022. In today's episode, we discuss some of our personal highlights from 2021, look ahead to 2022, and talk about snobbery and how pervasive it is in all areas of life, including technology, coffee, and even grocery store deli meat. Joel also shares his observations from his TikTok experiment--can a non pretty person succeed? Show notes: 1:36 Joel's white truck 5:40 Jeff's new guitar 6:40 Jeff's musical inspirations 11:00 TikTok: the good and the bad 21:05 Snobbery and why it is bad 22:10 Coffee snobs 23:30 Snobs at the supermarket 24:30 How...2022-01-0352 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MePrinters are evilPrinters: they look harmless but within them lies misery, pain, suffering, and loss of money. On today's episode, we discuss why printers are evil. Other topics discussed this week: The top Bob's of all time Rome's "adopted family" Rome rants about Marvel's reboot of Squadron Supreme Loki gator Geronimo goes to puppy school Remembering Richard Donner Rome misses his Mountain Dew pager 2021-08-0537 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeRome reacts to Alles Gute zum GeburtstagWelcome to If You're Like Me for July 17, 2021. In today's episode: Golden retrievers Rome gets a percolator John Green's The Anthropocene Reviewed Remembering Phil Collins Cannon: the killer on the hill Happy birthday Heath Florkey Thanks for listening!2021-07-1737 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeWe are the leading Blue Ridge podcastWe are back from a ten-month hiatus. Over the past year, there has been much change in our lives. One of the big changes is that we are now neighbors in beautiful Blue Ridge South Carolina. Topics discussed in today's episode; Working from home (still) Joel's new house The workshop Puppy update Going to the dump Rome's trip to the Superman Museum If Superman was from Paducah Kentucky Klaatu Magenta does not exist Thank you for listening!2021-04-0450 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeHow to eat an appleThis week on "If You're Like Me" Joel talks about his approach to eating apples, and why there really is no apple core. Other topics: being on call late at night, The Price is Right, getting people to pay to make their own food, wearing masks, and the Ninja "Rich Brew" mix. 2020-05-3120 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeAward-winning Rome and flame weedingWelcome to another episode of If You're Like Me. On this thrill packed episode, Rome announces his new award for general awesomeness (or at least many years of participation). Also, Joel has discovered a great way to make lawncare more fun: using fire. Other topics in this week's episode: When they make a movie about Covid pandemic Missed business opportunities and technologies that they should bring back Mannix marathon Fun with webcams on work meetings Salute to Mr. Coffee and interesting facts about what drip coffee makers have to do with geysers Jungle Jim's International Market...2020-05-2447 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeInternal monologue"An internal monologue, also called self-talk, inner speech, inner discourse or internal discourse, is a person's inner voice which provides a running verbal monologue of thoughts while they are conscious." Do you have an internal monologue? Rome Maynard does, and the voice in his head makes sarcastic comments that he sometimes cannot repeat. Joel doesn't think he has an internal monologue, at least not every day. We also discuss typewriter, assembling furniture from boxes, and dressing for success when working from home.2020-05-0442 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeSocial distancing and the Andromeda Strain (1971)We are social distancing at If You're Like Me, but that's ok, we've been socially distancing and not watching sports for years. On today's episode we talk about how life has changed under covid-19, working from home, and the death of Kenny Rogers. We also watch the 1971 classic The Andromeda Strain, directed by Robert Wise. You can watch it with us--just pause the podcast and restart it after the movie is done. We hope everybody stays safe in these unusual times. Thanks for listening.2020-03-2232 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeAhoy, it's Smallcreep's DayToday Rome is excited because it is Smallcreep's Day, a holiday that, as far as our researchers could determine, is only celebrated at Rome's house. Listen to find out more about what Smallcreep's Day is, and why you should join the celebration. Other topics: Goodbye hello, hello ahoy Leap year Why every four years is not leap year Ken's dealer Text etiquette Phil Collins update Kirk Douglas The War Wagon 2020-02-1637 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeI am Lindstorm!It's 2020 and season 2 of If You're Like Me! as we get ready to start our sixth year of podcasting, we catch up on what has been happening since last season: Joel's new name Rome goes to the ballet Ken Jennings wins the Jeopardy! Greatest of All Time tournament New coffee making system Short haircuts Mute yourself during conference calls 2020-01-1842 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeDisney+ and whimsy with Shawn and JimFilling in for Rome Maynard this week are Shawn Tabor and Jim Lomas, and this week we are all about Disney+. If you aren't watching the Mandalorian, you should be, and we talk about some of the other great discoveries we have made of the content on Disney+. Other topics discussed in this episode: Suspension of disbelief when watching biopics Whimsy, and why Joel is lacking it Christmas movies, and Shawn's rules for when you can view them Is Iron Man 3 a Christmas movie? What is on our Spotify top songs of 2019 playlists 2019-12-081h 05 $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like Me50 years of RomeThis is a very special episode of if You're Like Me, as it is Rome's 50th birthday and Halloween. We have all of our favorites, including circus peanuts, candy corn, and internationally renowned safety expert Scott Barr. Topics in this episode: Safety Quality Halloween costumes Enneagram Personal Kanban Toy robots Green tea Coffee What happens if you don't eat your Halloween candy in a timely manner 2019-10-2650 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeBatman Day 2019Rome Maynard and Joel Lindstrom celebrate Batman Day 2019. Topics discussed: What is Batman Day? If Batman was really 80 years old "How To" by Randall Munroe Chattanooga Tn Obsolete technology Moving furniture 2019-09-2256 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like Me100 times like meIt's our 100th episode. Time to celebrate with some deluxe circus peanuts. Topics in this episode: What's changed in five years This Michigan/Ohio war of 1835 Rome's trip to Ohucky Instant coffee Raccoons Educational planetarium displays Thank you for listening--enjoy the next 100 episodes.2019-08-1234 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeIf you're like 99In today's episode, Rome Maynard and Joel Lindstrom seek deeper meaning in inspiring others, songs about African precipitation, and look for subliminal messages in Slim Whitman music. Topics in today's episode: Inspirational pep talks Bad career advice You can be whatever you want* Karaoke night Africa by Toto Pooch selfie Celebrity death Blade Runner Bruce Lee Harry O David Janssen Murderous blimps Iconic theme songs Llac Evol Naidni 2019-07-2847 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeA new level of friendshipIn this episode: Iced coffee dogs birds new levels of friendship Christmas in June Godzilla King of the Monsters 2019-06-0615 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 97: Surrounded by junkIn today's episode, Rome and Joel bemoan how we are surrounded by endless storage units and strip malls. Other exciting topics discussed in today's episode: Coffee update Joel gives Rome a new record Name popularity Notable deaths Grumpy cat Airplane etiquette Joel ends his boycott of Funko 2019-05-1931 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeTake me home, country RomeThis week's episode is a musical roadtrip: Rome goes to a John Denver impersonator concert Joel goes to see the Rocky statue Falsetto singers Death of Peter Mayhew 2019-05-1114 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeJeopardy James, Avengers Endgame, and SpoilersIn this spoiler free episode, Joel and Rome discuss: Listener feedback Rome's trip to Charleston Why does Rome visit cemeteries on vacation? Jeopardy James' winning streak Spoilers are good Plus Shawn Tabor gives a spoiler free review of Avengers Endgame.2019-05-0530 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeRoadside attractions and Frank CannonIt's a busy week on If You're Like Me as Rome Maynard and Joel Lindstrom discuss: Preparation for Cannon night Farm Boy Nero Wolf Lonesome Dove Lee Horsley Are we over-exposed to Star Wars? Review of weird roadside attractions in the state of Minnesota Small town life Creepy child statues at the Greenville Spartanburg Airport The new Twilight Zone Alfred Hitchcock Presents The man from the south The Glass Eye 2019-04-2130 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeCoffee and Star WarsWelcome to a caffeinated episode of "If You're Like Me." This week special guests Shawn and Nick give us a live update from the Star Wars Celebration Chicago: Coffee Coffee snobs Black holes slapkirk.com Star Wars celebration Galaxy's Edge update Breakdown of the Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker trailer 2019-04-1419 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeThe Strange New World of Xanadu Depressing book reviews Return of the Pink Panther Puns and dad jokes Rome's love of Xanadu 2019-04-0219 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeOnline scammersToday Rome and Joel relay their recent experiences with cyber criminals, discuss recent deaths, and review a recent addition to Rome's music library.2019-03-2313 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 90: Goodbye Alexa and LarryTopics discussed in today's episode: Cars Phil Collins update Theme parks 21st wedding anniversary Leaving Facebook surveillance Goodbye Alexa Farewell to Larry Dead people that Rome has met 2019-02-0945 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeIf You're Like Me 89: Find it here!The government shutdown is over, and we welcome back our non-essential podcasts hosts. In today's episode, Rome, Joel, Heath, and Jeff discuss the following riveting topics: Jeff's resignation Drivers The fall of Phil Collins Minimalism Surveillance Ohio's new state motto 2019-01-2734 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 88: Happy 2019Welcome to the first episode of 2019. Rome and Joel are in the same location for this episode, and we catch up on how the new year is progressing Topics discussed in this episode: Happy new year Parking stories Gift updates Are gifts trying to tell me something? Car washes Heath locator RIP Juan Valdez Apple watch Rome's review of Harry O "How the Internet Happened: From Netscape to the iPhone" by Brian McCullough Downsizing Shout out to Bob's choice in television programing Larry's retirement 2019-01-1341 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 87: Christmas 2018It's Christmastime at If You're Like me, and Jeff Fossett joins Rome and Joel to celebrate. Topics in today's episode: 1987 Gift giving strategies Do people take themselves too seriously Airlines Service animals Squirrels don't have rabies Facebook security The twelve days of cybersecurity Christmas Mission: Impossible Gulag Archipelago Liberty Bridge How to lead when you're not in charge 2018-12-2251 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeThe 12 Days of Cybersecurity ChristmasInternationally renowned cybersecurity expert Jeff Fossett sings his hit Christmas song "The 12 Days of Cybersecurity Christmas" on If You're Like Me.2018-12-2205 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 86: Christmas moviesIt's December 2018, and in this episode Shawn Tabor joins us to discuss favorite Christmas movies. In this episode: Work greeting etiquette Holiday decoration Scrooge with Alastair Sim Not so tiny Tim Hallmark Christmas movies The miracle of the creme cheese Christmas pants 2018-12-0238 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 85: IYLM Thanksgiving 2018It's Thanksgiving time, and once again we list the items and people for which we are thankful. Discussed in this episode: The annual turkey debate Things for which we are thankful Ohio Icepocolypse The biggest ball of twine rolled by one man Stan Lee Death list is tragedy essential to great stories? 2018-11-1741 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 84: Halloween 2018It's the If You're Like Me Halloween special. In this episode we give you helpful advice about how to not become a vampire and also discuss the following spooky topics: Rome's birthday Hermit crabs Circus peanuts Negative synergy Halloween costumes The death of Dracula controversy Green Bean Casserole Travel Gift cards Game shows Trivia contest weak spots 2018-10-3141 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 83: Workstation crisisIt's time for another If You're Like Me, and Rome is MIA due to a workstation crisis. Heath and Joel say the show must go on, and discuss the following burning topics: Detroit Mission Impossible: Fallout Workstation crisises Celebrity RIP Book reports Continuous learning Climbing Mount Everest Listen below or subscribe on Apple Podcasts 2018-09-0936 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 82: Dystopian justiceToday Rome Maynard and Joel Lindstrom (without Heath) talk about the American justice system and dystopian fiction. Discussed in this episode: Rome's experience as a temp dad Adventures in jury duty Why read dystopian literature? Brave New World by Aldus Huxley Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury Why does Neil Gaiman introduce everything? Dune by Frank Herbert Did Dune inspire Star Wars? Cannon: The Stewardess Strangler Listen below or subscribe on Apple Podcasts 2018-08-2540 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 81: Don't eat in OhioIn the latest episode of If You're Like me, Heath and Joel wonder where Rome is, and talk about: Tax free weekend Destructive children Pizza Lunchboxes Jeopardy! daily double seeking behavior https://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/1402/1402.0571.pdf The BMP strategy Playing Trivial Persuit with millenials MoviePass 1960's elections Jaws Reclaimed retail buildings What are buckeyes really? Listen below or subscribe on Apple Podcasts 2018-08-0444 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeNow more than ever, FlorkeyThis week Rome, Joel, and some guy from Illinois discuss the following trending topics: Eclectic international death log Show jumping Depressing book reviews Tragedies in the Grand Canyon Ohio breaking news Campaign 2018 update Heath Florkey campaign slogans Giraffes The Return of Frank Canon 2018-07-1534 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 79: Surplus CheeseJeff Fossett returns as our special guest and helps us discuss these exciting topics: The cheese surplus How to cram every life event into 7 months The Office The history of Australia Perry Mason and the howling dog WRK acoustic Yellowcard tour Phil Collins Alamo obsession Uber drivers in Cedar Rapids, IA Heath's trip to New York City Notable deaths Rock violin Listen below or subscribe on Apple Podcasts 2018-06-3037 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 78: What Dad WantsHappy Father's Day. In this episode we give some ideas for last minute Fathers Day gifts. Enjoy this episode, and don't forget to shut the lights off when you leave the room. Topics in this episode: Father's day What do the fathers want? Neckties Bowties The Lindstrom car fight cam Embarrassing flight experiences Disgusting new M&M flavors I've got you covered by Paul Denver The time Joel was the keynote speaker at a graduation WKRP in Cincinnati Joel's depressing book choices Jack London short stories Why does Germany have princes? Scandanavians Larry update County fairs 2018-06-1650 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 77: Schicklgruber GraduationIt's a late night version of If You're Like Me... Late night because graduation season has reached the Florkey household, and Florkey graduations are month-long extravaganzas. Topics discussed in this episode: Graduations Cross Pens Celebrity deaths Soliciting the sale of no soliciting signs Mothers Holiday creep Joel's trip to his boyhood home Teachers World War II Cannon Green Bay Packers football Listen below or subscribe on Apple Podcasts 2018-05-2649 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 76: Cinco de If You're Like Me-oHeath returns from his trip to California, and he fills us in on his thrilling experiences. Other topics discussed in this episode: Uber adventures Abba reunion Avengers smash all records Rome explains the infinity stones Book reviews and recommendations Probably the only discussion you will ever hear about Leo Tolstoy and NASCAR Short celebrity death log 2018-05-0544 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 75: The Love Boat is sinkingRome Maynard is on assignment this week, so Heath and Joel do the best that they can to carry on. We recount some little known Rome Maynard facts, and discuss a large number of celebrity deaths, California, Denver, pollen tumbleweeds, and springtime.2018-04-2136 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeIf You're Like Me 74: King SyndromeThis week we are without Heath Florkey, but we remember him by recounting some little known Heath Florkey facts that will entertain and amaze you. Other topics in this episode: Rainy Days Cincinnati spring break Ohio drivers Should Maryl Streep play Princess Leia? Rome's 20th anniversary YouTube and the devolution of entertainment King Syndrome Book Recommendations 2018-04-0734 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 73: Third AnniversaryThis is a special third anniversary episode of If You're Like Me, with special guest star Scott Barr. We tell the story of how If You're Like Me came to be, and discuss the following topics: Daylight saving time Listener Mail The portrayal of small town people in movies Impostor syndrome Notable celebrity deaths Update from Seattle Portsmouth Update 2018-03-1053 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 72: Lieutenant Daniel TigerIt's a busy week on If You're Like Me: Listener mail Joel's 20th Anniversary Tom Hanks to play Mr. Rogers Captain Kangaroo's bad dental hygiene advice Florkey Stovegate 2018 "The Revenge of Analog" by David Sax Resale Value of physical media Cannon Season 3 recap: How could they miss? Celebrity deaths 2018-02-1144 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeA bad week to play the fluteTopics in this episode: Celebrity flutist deaths Kidney stones Heath responds to anti-juicing press Windows 10 won't let us have a clean restart Why Joel is annoyed by Anthony Bourdain Celebrities who think they can sing HGTV Predictions for the big game 2018-01-2846 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeYou can't handle the juice! It’s 2018 and time for our latest episode. This week we are joined by embalming expert Heath Florkey. Welcome to 2018 Highlights from the holidays Heath’s high powered juicer Live update from the Ohio Snowpocalypse Recommendations for de-stressing Death update Game Shows Rome reviews “Murder by Gemini” Joel reviews the Fugitive 2018-01-131h 08 $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeSeven days to #HollyJollyThis is an expert packed episode. Joining Joel and Rome are Jonathan Hyde, HR expert, and Jeff Fossett, cybersecurity expert. Topics discussed in this episode: Upcoming Fossett wedding Punch Andy Griffith Show Christmas lights, and things for which they should have training classes Jeff's world famous key lime pie Leaf blowing Movies that are better than their books Charlotte Douglas Airport and R&R How to get a row to yourself on Southwest Airlines Why are some songs considered Christmas songs? 2017-11-2557 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeNo Janusz is not good newsThis episode is our third annual Thanksgiving episode, and this week we are joined by nationally acclaimed embalming expert Heath Florkey. Heath joins us as our official death expert, and we debut Heath's podcast obituary. Other topics discussed: What we are thankful for Kmart music Things that people around the world have given Joel Vegemite Australian Monopoly Book updates stuffing Baby Driver What to do if you suspect a friend is invisible Raisins We hope you all have a great Thanksgiving.2017-11-1143 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeBaltimore and Candy CornWelcome to our Halloween episode! Dust off the circus peanuts and corn shaped wax “candy” and enjoy the latest episode of “If You’re Like Me.” Topics discussed on this episode: Rome’s trip to Baltimore Edgar Allen Poe Celebrity deaths Halloween and the dusting of the circus peanuts Smarties Candy Corn Motivating yourself to finish long books Book updates Business opportunities The ten commandments of chocolate chips Year round shorts in the winter Biggest ball of twine City of Lindstrom Pickled food Joel’s cousin Matt Lauer Parades 2017-10-3057 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeI am amazing at shuffleboardIn this episode we are joined by cybersecurity expert Jeff Fossett and walking horse expert Holly Flemming. They join us to celebrate Rome Maynard’s cumpleaños and announce that If You’re Like Me is the official podcast of #HollyJollyWedding. Feliz cumpleaños Rome Auctioneering Rome completes the Cannon book Cannon “I am amazing at shuffleboard” – Jeff Fossett Concerts The day Holly met Johnny Cash You can line dance to any song What is a walking horse? Jeff, like Phil Collins, can’t dance Parental Miranda rights The Brady Bunch Circus peanuts Holly’s Mayonaisse recipe Container security and cert...2017-10-1550 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MePumpkin spice is a conspiracyIt's fall in the US, and that means two things: Rome Maynard's birthmonth and the return of the pumpkin spiced everything. Today we have a fun conversation about: Large spiders Spider movies It's really allspice and nutmeg Pumpkin pie, aka "baby food on a crust" How could they miss? The Voyager golden record 2017-10-0723 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeIf you're like mevegasWelcome to another episode of Rome Maynard: On call. This week we have dying country music singers, Ohio city signs, and a discussion of why cities that end in "-ville" nickname themselves "vegas." Other topics discussed in this episode: Musicians that Joel sees in concert are dying Joel review of Jason Isbell concert in Akron, OH Ohio town signs Rome Maynard for Lt. Gov. Rome's trip to Ohucky Knoxville sunsphere Why do towns that end in -ville nickname themselves "vegas?" Larry update Parenting advice: should I let my child get a snake? Cannon update--how could they...2017-09-1041 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeHallelujah engagementIn this episode we celebrate Jeff Fossett's recent engagement, and we give him advice about wedding planning and music for the ceremony. Other topics featured in this episode: Group participation Messiah sing-along wedding Eclipses and why Jeff hates them Jeff Fossett's celbritydoppelgangers Rome's time prank Work pranks Notable deaths Cannon and the recurring theme Why you should put pebbles on your car hood (and other places) Travels to the Harris family compound Joel's famous relatives 2017-08-271h 00 $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeRome Maynard, RiflemanThis week we are preparing for our upcoming total solar eclipse. If you're like us, you will protect your vision during the eclipse, and listen to this exciting episode. Some of the topics discussed on this episode: Joel's business idea Notable deaths: June Foray and Martin Landau Rome's rifling problem Amazon item of the week Larry update The highlight of Rome's summer Duct tape Kojak, the lp Inventorying collections Rome's non-NASCAR trip to Bristol Office supply stores Bluetooth cell phone headsets CVS receipts If bad guys should come to your town, just call Rome the rifleman. He...2017-08-0647 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 61: NASCAR, southern accents, and friendiversary with Jeff FossettIn this episode, we are glad to have cybersecurity expert Jeff Fossett back to help us be more secure. Topics discussed on this episode: What were our first orders on Amazon Rome's Herculean system upgrades Lindstrom Trip to Seattle Network Engineers party like it's 1996 Jeff and joel celebrate their one year friendiversary Jeff explains why he is a NASCAR fan Fast food Southern accents 2017-07-0949 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 59: Big hats and fidget spinnersIn this week's episode, Joel hits a milestone by finally finding a hat the fits him, and we review our plans for future "Five Minute Cannon" episode. Additional topics in this episode: What we're listening to: Drew Holcomb and the Neighbors Souvenier What we're watching: return of MST3k and "Batman and Bill" Fidget Spinners Rome's latest pranks for Larry We observe a very special five year anniversary 2017-05-0743 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 58: All shows lead to MatlockIn this episode: Famous deaths in the month of March Chuck Berry Chuck Barris Gameshows Cannon's fatal flaw Perry Mason vs. Ben Matlock Dean Hargrove, and his responsibility for what Rome loves and hates 2017-04-0827 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 57: Rojo AutomibilisticoIn this episode: The Atlanta Interstate Collapse of 2017 It's April Fool's Day Charlie Brown The great hail storm RIP Honda Odyssey Performance reviews Confused protestors in downtown Greenville What are we going to do when the robots steal our jobs? Amazon recommendations Rome's anniversary Old guy update 2017-04-0226 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 56: Two Year SpecialIt's the second anniversary of "If You're Like Me," and we are here to celebrate. Herk Harvey's lost film Cannon update The Fugitive Perry Mason Doug Lewelyn's upper lip Tom Skerrit's moustache Robert Osborne Judge Wapner Judge Rome passes verdicts The River of dreams Here's to many more years to come!2017-03-111h 03 $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 55: Alabama House of Turkey, Russell Johnson, and skunksIn this episode we discuss: Rome's brush with death Sweet home Alabama Alabama house of Turkey Cannon season 2 Selecting music for a family slideshow Joel's trip to the Grand Canyon Scatology The great Ohio skunk infestation Ohio drivers vs. South Carolina drivers Attack of the Crab Monsters with Russel Johnson Gilligan's Island Magnificent Seven (2016) The Fugitive Thunderstruck by Erik Larson RIP Jamie Fox 2017-02-2649 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode #54: The Cannon of SpiesIt's our inaugural episode of 2017. Since the Russians are now back as the villains in our news, we talk about our favorite Russian spies and villains. See if yours is on our list. Other topics in this week's episode: Farm Boy Cannon Columbo The Bandwagon show Big Joe Polka Show Rome hates half pint Crying and hugging SMERSH vs SPECTRE If we were Darth Vader The value of being the family archivist 2017-01-2153 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 52: Cream Cheese and Not So Tiny Tim We are back at Due South Coffee Roasters for another Americola fueled episode. In this episode: Mayonnaise debate Joel finally finishes his Smallcreep assignment Joel runs Rome's favorite Christmas movie, A Christmas Carol with not so Tiny Tim We perform the annual recitation of the miracle of the Christmas Cream Cheese Notable deaths give us an excuse to talk about some of our favorite Twilight Zone episodes, including Obsolete Man and The Mirror. The Genesis reunion, sponsored by Polygrip 2016-12-0443 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 50: Murder By GeminiJoel is under the weather, so Rome shares a selection from the first Frank Cannon novel, Murder By Gemini.2016-11-0103 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 48: The Return Of The Pumpkin Spice Candy Corn Flavored Circus PeanutsIn this episode: Candy corn: what is it Circus peanuts Pumpkin spice everything Rome's bad week San Francisco iOS 10 and Joel's favorite feature Chuck Conners shoots somebody Shark Tank Bill Bixby's pants Lowe's Foods calls batman Cliff Hangers 2016-10-0236 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 47: The BizarroPorch MysteryOn Labor Day 2016, Rome Maynard's house was hit with a vicious BizarroPorch attack. If you or anyone you know have any information leading to the apprehension of the perpetrators, email rome@ifyourelike.me. Additional topics in this episode: Creepy clowns and how to avoid them Apples, and why Rome hates them Old guy glass Mark Hamill's unforgettable role as Farm Boy Canoeing adventures The Cannon literary cannon Bailey's Beansicles Celebrity deaths you may not have heard of 2016-09-1246 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 46: Lindstrom's Law Asheville, NC Boy Man Bun Rome's Old Man Hat Lindstrom's Law Our olympic recap RIP Kenny Baker Helpful prank tips William Conrad's coat Driving in Oh Here's to easily entertained people Daytime telivision 2016-08-2352 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 44: The RevengeIn this episode: Is 2016 the most depressing year? Rome reviews Used Kid's Records in Columbus, OH Adult coloring books Jaws 2 Food 2016-07-1542 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 43: NMIIn this episode: Larry Update Audio tour of Used Kid's Records in Columbus OH Joel presents Rome with a fantastic new record Colossus and the Crab Guess the top grossing movies of 2016 RIP Peaches the Hamster Suggest a middle name for Rome 2016-06-2447 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 42: The Great DebateIn this episode, Shawn Tabor from the Mundanity Podcast joins us to debate Rome about several topics, including Batman, Dr. Who, what is the greatest comic book of all time, and Stan Lee. We also discuss our top five things that Amazon is recommending that we purchase, as well as delivering random record reviews.2016-06-051h 00 $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 41: Save MarthaIn this episode, Sweaty Batman, Canada, beans for breakfast, ketchup chips, Rome reviews the movie that shall not be named, where you sit in the movie theater if you're like me, Captain America:Civil War, how to speak Ohioan.2016-05-1959 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 40: Tape mold and how to speak CanadianIn this episode:We mark our 40th episode with a Casey Kasem countdownWe review our assignmentsThe 1974 made-for-tv movie "The Winter Kill"2015 British Miniseries "And Then There Were None"The tragedy of VHS cassette moldLarry updateCelebrity death watchRome coaches Joel on how to speak and act Canadian 2016-05-0252 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 38: Hats Off To LarryIn this episode:We have an idea for a thrilling new television drama called "Rome Maynard: On Call"The listening public challenges Rome to watch DaredevilAre audiobooks really books?A little bit of Batman V Superman rantingJoel's exciting life as a movie producerWe introduce the Larry update theme songUpdate on National Larry Day 2016-04-0345 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 36: Reverse Larry and Middle Aged RobinIt's our one year podcast birthday. We look back on the highs and lows of the past year, Joel reviews 1949's Chubby Batman and Middle Aged Robin, and Rome reviews season one of the CW Flash series. He really likes Harrison Wells.Joel gives Rome his annual performance review.2016-03-0747 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 35: Hello my name is RhomeIn this episode:Joel reviews the classic film Colossus: The Forbin ProjectRome reviews Face In The Crowd and likes evil Andy GriffithThe Flash season 1Legends of Tomorrow1949 Batman serialBatman cereal (tastes like regret)Smoky voicesYou can call him RhomeThe future of medical imaging 2016-02-2352 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 34: We endorse youIn this episode we discuss William Shatner, LinkedIn, people who wear pajamas all day, Smallcreep's day, and Rome recaps the Cannon episode "A flight of hawks."We endorse some of our friends and once again challenge each other. Rome to watch "A face in the crowd" and Joel to watch "Colossus: The Forbin Project."2016-02-0744 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 33: Rome saves Tom Cruise movies for special occasionsOn this episode:The great snowstorm of 2016We pay our respects to the numerous famous people who have diedThe contrast of the critically acclaimed vs the popularWe review our assignments from last episodeJoel's assignment: The Alan Parson's Project Tales of Mystery And ImaginationRome's assignment: consume a delicious Mac and Cheese Taquito at QTTom Cruise moviesThe Adventures of Superman 2016-01-2546 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 32: The Andy Grojak ShowOn this episode: a recommendation for a good episode of Kojak to get you through the dreary days of January, Rome's luchador name, some recommendations for potential actors to portray Kojak in a remake, Harry Houdini, James Bond, Colossus, Grace and Tony's Phantasmagoric, and Rome's top 3 episodes of MST3K.2016-01-1032 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 31: A Very Slim New YearHappy New Year from If You're Like Me. In our New Year's Eve episode the two experts give their predictions for next year and look back at the year that was. Rome got some fantastic Christmas presents. Needless to say, his home will be Martian free.2015-12-3139 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 30: All I Want For Christmas Is The Little Drummer BoyShow contents:Was it a Dan Fogelberg week?Rome is taking up arm wrestingHarrison Ford says "It's only a movie"Why doesn't anybody bring us fruitcake anymore?Stan Lee beams upThe PeachoidOver The TopGiving the public what they wantRIP Robert LoggiaMariah CareyJohnny Cash 2015-12-1434 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 29: The Sound of Children SingingRome delivers a field report from Ohucky. Special Guest Honathan Jyde joins us to rock the night away in the frosty air. We discuss:The difference between dressing and stuffingFritz the Night OwlTwilight Zone: The MovieseppukuWahamLast ChristmasShopping with Dan FogelbergChildren singingChristmas shoesBilly's Christmas WishRed Sovine 2015-12-0237 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeIf You're Like Me Thanksgiving SpecialIt's Thanksgiving, and we are very thankful. We each talk about what we are thankful for. Then Joel gives a defense of mediocre music, Rome is wrong about Willie Nelson, and we introduce the first five nominees for our terrible Christmas music playlist 2015-11-2243 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 27: MASCARAS SHARK Adult Lucha Libre Wrestling MaskIn episode 27, Rome reviews the Manos: the Hands of Fate Blu-Ray disk, we complain about people who complain about their flights being cancelled, talk Star Wars and what it has to do with Cannon and Rod Serling’s Night Gallery, get a travelogue of Joel’s recent... Read More 2015-11-0952 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 26: -.-. .. .-. -.-. ..- … / .–. . .- -. ..- – … / .- .-. . / -.. .. … –. ..- … – .. -. –.This week: Celebrating Rome’s birth month Spanish Elvis Joel learns Morse code The worst Halloween candy ever Pumpkin spice everything All that and an exciting give away contest.2015-10-1229 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 25: Old Joel RiverThis week on If You’re Like Me: We review “The Martian” in a fairly spoiler free manner, discuss naming idea’s for Joel’s new river, ask the question “where are the raisins,” and give you some ideas of pranks to play on your coworkers.2015-10-0536 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 24: Concerned eyebrows while riding the teacups at Disneyland: Paradise IslandTopics discussed this week: The Bob Bonus Advice to ourselves in fifth grade What happens when Rome’s boss leaves town Concerned eyebrows What would happen if Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman rode the tilt-a-whirl 2015-09-2844 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 21: Is Rome Getting Old?We’ve been gone for a couple of weeks, so we are back with an extended episode. This week Rome explains some confusing song lyrics, we talk about George Reeves and getting typecast. Do you ever feel typecast? If you are like us, you do. We... Read More 2015-08-3049 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 19: Spoiler AlertIf a man could be in two places at the same time, I would listen to this episode tomorrow and today. We discuss spoilers and Rome shares proper restroom etiquette. Also, we talk about Telly Savalas and his confusing 1975 hit “If.”2015-08-0332 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 18: I was mutedIn this week’s episode, Rome Maynard and Joel Lindstrom are all business as they discuss what to do during conference calls, the Plutonians, the Martians, and the latest Batman v Superman trailer.2015-07-2745 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 17: ThumbjakIn this episode: recap of the Weird Al concert, hats, losing your identity in the restroom, and Rome is a published author. It’s less depressing than episode 16 2015-07-1332 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 16: The Depressing EpisodeThis week we talk about several depressing topics, including the latest Batman V Superman news, the Monopoly movie, TV Land dropping Dukes of Hazzard (and other shows that TV Land should retroactively cancel/ban), and Terminator Genisys. On a happier note, Rome reviews Naked Space/The Monster... Read More 2015-07-0835 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 15: Stan Lee Is Right For The Benefit of The Children Of The WorldThis week we are remote while Joel is in Decatur Georgia for his wife’s hospital stay. But the pod’s gonna cast no matter what. In this week’s episode we get a thrilling travelogue of Belton, SC, explain what grits are for the uninitiated, visit the... Read More 2015-06-2937 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 12: Have You Seen the Whizzer?In this week’s episode, we discuss bad advice, radio, CBS Radio Mystery Theater, Casey Kasem, Swap and Shop, radio obituaries, bad vacations, Carrowinds, Michael Landon’s hair, and the Ohio bicycle museum. You know it’s a good episode when Rome loses it laughing.2015-05-3137 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 11: That’s a lot of bagpipeIn our extra special Memorial Day episode we talk about Mexican horror films, give our real-time reaction to the Ant Man trailer, provide a spoiler-free review of Avengers: Age of Ultron. Joel opens his 25 year old sealed country music trading card pack, and we... Read More 2015-05-2534 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 10: A Feathery Flock of FlamungersIn this week’s episodes we hear Rome’s strategies for providing superhero movie advice, discuss digital vs. physical, things you will never hear us say, and practical jokes/pranks. Plus, Scott Barr is back with a new safety tip, you will learn what a flamunger is, and... Read More 2015-05-1730 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 9: Please Do Not Send In The Clowns[Trigger warning: Clowns] This week we get a review of Tokyo from Joel’s recent journey, we discuss clowns, and we are joined by internationally renowned anti-clowning expert Scott Sewell. And we give a gift to our loyal listeners.2015-05-1126 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 8: 安全休むことはありませんThis week’s very special episode was produced in Japan. In it we discuss the Disnification of everything good, find out what Rome would bring with him to a deserted island, hear a confession from Joel, rant about biopics. You may not be able to believe... Read More 2015-04-2726 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 7: Ghost Riders In The Sky Without YouIn this episode we discuss our world travels, address the controversy surrounding Rome’s Dr. Who recommendations, and we introduce a new segment called “Any Questions.” Is Ben Affleck the best Batman ever? Listen to find out. If you have any questions you would like us... Read More 2015-04-2000 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 3: Sheldon Cooper is not meIn this episode we provide expert quotes for aspiring reporters, provide a lesson in comic book shopping etiquette and strategies for visits to Richard’s Comics and Collectables in #yeahthatgreenville, Johnny Cash executes Andy Griffith while singing with the BC Goodpasture Christian School, and Rome tells... Read More 2015-03-2235 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 2: Stan Lee Created This PodcastIn this episode Rome recreates his favorite episode of Cannon (A Quinn Martin Production), we discuss why modern music doesn’t make any sense, take a course in Advanced PhilCollinology, and discuss things and people that we think are over-rated.2015-03-1500 min $If You\'re Like Me$ If You're Like MeEpisode 1: The Meal With SquealIn our premier episode, meet Joel and Rome. We talk about things that inspire us, what Little House on the Prairie would have been like if they had cell phones, why you should watch Metropolis, and educational safety movies.2015-03-0830 min