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The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 92 – He’s Dredd, Jim.Joel, Eli and Alex talk about: Leverage in syndication, Cable TV Cord Cutting, iPads iPads everywhere and not a drop to ink, TRON is cheating, Movie Magic is dead, The Dark Knight is in the future, WE are in the past, Secret Limey Spider-man, Allamo Drafthouse 90’s Sing-A-Long, the sad true fate of Smash Mouth, Ska Confusion, Wonka’s Willy, Unhappy With Madison, There may have been a world PRE-iPhone!, Hulu is nearly unusable, forcing technology where it isn’t ready to go yet. DONATE to support the show! Visit the STORE! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! 2012-10-311h 20

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 91 – Baltimore Bart’s Bed & BreakfastIt’s Joel! It’s Rob! It’s Dave! It’s those same guys following up where THIS EPISODE left off! The same three guys are talking about San Diego Comicon, as well as OTHER THINGS! SPOILERS: The last 10 minutes of this particular episode are perhaps my favorite in all HE Podcast history. DONATE to support the show! Visit the STORE! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! 2012-10-151h 02

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 90 – BONE TOKENS!It’s Joel, Dave and Rob talking about the things boys talk about. The terrible, horrifying things… Tripple A’s and those attracted to batteries, Coin-ventures and Grandma’s bones!, The Ballad of Pearl (My Lovely Lumpy Grandma), Southwest accepts alternative payment, Broken Spirit Airlines, Stephen King Airlines, Rob skips SDCC for Connecticon, Hartford is terrifying, My dinner with Stan Lee, Adult Muppet Babies, Little Marvel Babies, more musings on Connecticon, The horrors of a Grateful Dead cover band, Anime con people are also terrifying, Joel auditions for Dragon Ball Zed, Japanese cartoons too saucy for America, Autobots...2012-10-0659 min

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 88 – Wizardo And The Hot Dog GuyThis one’s a rambler. PLEASE TO ENJOY! Dave’s horrible movie idea, Hot Dog Aid, Joel forgets Jennifer Tilly exists, plenty of Wizard talk, Hot dog rock, “The GPS Of Fate” movie pitch, Kevin Kostner solves the crisis, poaching dinosaurs, bifurcated Spawn, downtown Phoenix is a dead zone, Rob gets Phoenix poisoning, the heartiness of the Irish, Liam Neeson as Lee Skeetumz, the magic of t-shirts, children’s alcohol, Van Halen, Total Remake, Nic Cage has range, Battlefield Earth is historical fan-fiction, Scientology’s religious pyramid scheme, The Tom Cruise conundrum, Mexico has it’s own Jesus, and Nei...2012-09-171h 11

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 87 – ZombieWhatever.comAlex is back! Also Eli! Things are talked about in the following order! Joel’s home theater woes, white van speaker bros, Jeremy Renner’s Ghost Protocol isn’t fooling anyone, age is a cruel mistress, Secretary spankings, Avatar makes the best jerk chicken, Thanks, Obama!, Zombie Gun Show, Doomsday Preppers, Hurricano, American Pickers EXPOSED AS FRAUDS!, Storage Wars is bullshit, Pawn Stars is ruined forever, Kat Von D if FUCKING BULLSHIT!, Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs, thum therioth questhtions for Counthelor Troi. Please donate to support the show! $2, $3 or $4 a month isn’t much to you, b...2012-09-071h 03

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 83 – Ass MerkinsShow Notes: Joel tries to coax Eli into talking about his bachelor party, wedding and subsequent Vegas vacation with little to no success. The crew examines Eli’s Vegas souvenir: NUDEY PLAYING CARDS! Maybe we call a hooker. Just maybe. Also Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Scream 4, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Breaking Bad, Insidious, Mystery Team and more! Cast: Joel Watson, Eli Luna and Josh Jeffcoat Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids SUBSCRIBE via iTunes or RSS 2011-04-261h 34

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Roundtable Show Notes: This episode is a recording of the Webcomics Roundtable panel from C2E2 2011 in Chicago, IL. Cast: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With Slingshots. Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids SUBSCRIBE via iTunes or RSS 2011-03-251h 03

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 81 – Dick IslandShow Notes: Travel Adventures! Josh’s gay cruise to Dick Island, Alex’s magical trip to Hogwarts and Joel’s Frakes-tastic Emerald City Comicon experience! Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Josh Jeffcoat Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids The Fancy Bastard Hotline! (203) 6-FANCY-B We listen to your calls for some reason! SUBSCRIBE via iTunes or RSS 2011-03-121h 35

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 80 – Medium SeabiscuitShow Notes: Our New Sponsor: Tres Feo, Update on the whereabouts of Josh and Eli [one of them is dead], space shuttle Discovery launch, the great soccer sticker conspiracy, SNL Backstage, Robocop statue vs. Freddie Mercury statue, shitty movie suggestion: Eliminators (1986), Contact, lots of Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes in general conversation, Predator The Musical, talking space shuttles with my daughter, PBS loses federal funding, Tenacious D. & Flight Of The Concords, fake drama in Pawn Stars, Eli’s Pawn Stars challenge, teaching Roger about Twitter, Nathan Fillion buying Firefly, influential Albums, The Seabiscuit/Sexbiscuit donation challenge, Emerald City Comic-Con and...2011-02-261h 42

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 79 – Mayor Phoenix MayorShow Notes: It’s Josh’s birthday (but where is he?), Dallas’s mayor drives cabs and fights crime, update on Roger’s rape-van, The Justin Bie-bot, Tom Brislin’s new video-song, we leave Josh a B-Day voicemail, Roger hacks his car which pleases Hitler, Top Gear (US vs. British), Wizard Magazine/ The Wizard/ Wizard World/ Al Gore is an Internet Wizard, some 90’s Batman movie talk, An Idiot Abroad, The Twitsack: networking in creative industries, X-Men: First Class teaser trailer, Who hasn’t read Harry Potter?!, a random story about masturbation, gay chorus advice, how does a sci-fi tv sho...2011-02-171h 52

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 78 – Get In The VanShow Notes: What happened to Josh and Eli?, Roger has a van and a plan, Roger’s domestic adventures, power tools are terrifying murder machines, new Black Dynamite hits!, Kevin Smith (Red State, circumventing Hollywood, Too Fat To Fly, etc), X-Mas kids music on Pandora, Stop vegetable abuse, Patton Oswalt in Big Fan, SyFy’s Face Off, History Channel reality shows, scripted drama in reality shows, WAY TOO MUCH talk about American Chopper: Sr. Vs. Jr. Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids The Post...2011-02-121h 47

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 77 – There Is No Easy Way OutShow Notes: [Recorded 01/12/2010] Black Dynamite, TRON Legacy is biodigital jazz, Old Chub Scottish Ale, Rocky Balboa, M&M tubes + sleeping kitties = Floaty Inception cats, Transformers 80’s Movie, Rape in a moonbounce (Revenge of The Nerds), offensive humour, 80’s cartoons don’t hold up, clay-mation, voice modulation, secret sauce, Summer Glau’s TV kiss of death and more! Cast: Joel Watson & Eli Luna with guest host Alex Flores Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them. The Fancy Bas...2011-01-171h 35

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 76 – Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage Panel Pt. 2Show Notes: [Recorded 12/12/10 @ Dragon’s Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX] This is part 2 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy! Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, David Willis of Shortpacked and Randal Milholland of Something Positive Here are some pics from the event on Flickr and Facebook. Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids SUBSCRIBE via iTunes or RSS 2011-01-101h 34

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 75 – Avatar Hates MondaysShow Notes: [Recorded 12/31/2010] Our end of the year Podcastravaganza! We talk about TRON: Legacy, The best TV of 2010, Reality shows: Pawn Stars & American Pickers, Joel starts watching Doctor Who, all the movies we DIDN’T see in 2010 and LOTS MORE! Cast: Joel & Eli with guest host Alex Flores and special guest Roger Kort Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them. The Fancy Bastard Hotline! (203) 6-FANCY-B We listen to your calls ab...2011-01-031h 42

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 74 – Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage Panel Pt. 1Show Notes: [Recorded 12/11/10 @ Dragon’s Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX] This is part 1 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy! Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content, David Willis of Shortpacked and Randal Milholland of Something Positive Here are some pics from the event on Flickr and Facebook. Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “...2010-12-211h 34

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 73 – Hhhwhipped LightningShow Notes: [Recorded 11/30/10] Eli tries again to kill josh, this time with Whipped Lightning “Whipahol”, Leslie Nielson died so we talk about O.J. Simpson, racist Hobbits, Joker cameo in Batman 3, Spider-Man musical woes, The Nasa Mystery Announcement, dark comedies: Extract & Observe and Report, Punkin Chunkin, Joel finally sees X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Grizzly Rage, Taiwanese news animation of ninja sword murder, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is VERY rapey and MORE! Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPO...2010-12-041h 31

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 72 – You Like’a Da Joose!Show Notes: Joose, 4Loco Four LoKo and other energized malt liquors, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1, The Green Lantern Trailer, Cowboys vs. Aliens, The Whedonless Buffy Reboot, Joel’s HBO/Cinemax Free Preview (the softest core of porn, G-String Divas, Dragonball: Evolution), The Venture Brothers Season Finale, Racist iPhone Apps, Black Friday, Eli’s Rockband confession Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them. 2010-11-251h 39

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 70 – For Those About To Fingerblast“We Salute You.” Show Notes: Taco Delight, Skyline, Mtv’s Teen Wolf: The Teenage Wolf, Party Down, The Cape, Industrial Light & Magic: Creating The Impossible, Black Dynamite, Avatar Super Secret Special Edition Blu-Ray, Joel’s Letter From Prison, Austin Comic-Con, Joel Meets Doug Jones, Webcomics Rampage, Major Nelson Podcast Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids The Post Show Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.” SUBSCRIBE via iTunes or RSS 2010-11-181h 32

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 69 – Floppy ShotsShow Notes: An update on The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Do gays “69” more than the average consumer?, Conan, The Walking Dead Episode 2, Geek News, w00tstock Dallas, hanging out with Adam Savage and MORE! The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them. The Fancy Bastard Hotline! (203) 6-FANCY-B We listen to your calls for some reason! Cast: Joel, Eli & Daniel Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiralin...2010-11-101h 29

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 68 – The Boner TruckShow Notes: Voting for weed, Voting for politicians, Joel’s jury duty, Halloween haunted house fun times, JFK in Jaws, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Superman Lives, Adam McKay, The Walking Dead, Are there any podcasts in Dallas?, Zombie fighting dream team (it’s the Mythbusters), Borg Cube vs. The Deathstar, Gay Otters?, Drawing Josh’s dong The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them. The Fancy Bastard Hotline! (203) 6-FANCY-B We listen to your calls for some reason! Cast: Joel, Josh...2010-11-051h 43

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 67 – The Yogurt CrucibleCast: Joel, Josh & Daniel Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Caprica capricancelled, New BSG Prequel, The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Tommy Wiseau Panel at SDCC, Glee Rocky Horror, Freaks & Geeks, Community, Josh refuses to watch SG:U, Joel’s Star Trek convention, Klingon anatomy, baseball?, Halloween, Old Man Logan The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them. The Fancy Bastard Hotline! (203) 6-FANCY-B We listen to your calls for some reason! SUBSCRIBE via iTu...2010-10-291h 40

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 66 – Galaxy Class P.O.S.Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Lots of fake/joke racism in this one for some reason. More than usual. If you think that would offend you, feel free to skip this episode. Show Notes: Why has it been 10 months?, Eli’s getting married, Interview with a Chilean miner, Runaway Train: The Movie, Bruce Willis on Between Two Ferns, Josh’s NYC trip and subway weirdos, Law And Order UK, Eastbound and Down, Spartacus, 30 Rock Live, The Next Three Days The Fancy Bastard Hotline! We l...2010-10-211h 25

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 65 – Jocularity AboundsCast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about Josh’s MAME arcade cabinet, Josh has food on his face, glory holes, the majesty of Danny De Vito’s naked body, fruit fly penis laser SCIENCE!, Leno vs. Conan, “New Scrubs” and other tv shows, James Cameron, Avatar and “Project 880”, Daybreakers, more upcoming movies, Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, Philip K. Dick’s estate sues Google, the deleted Avatar sex scene, Time Warner/Fox feud, and Eli’s new shitty movie blog. [Thanks to FB Robotjox fo...2010-01-151h 30

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 64 – Super Podcast 64Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about James Cameron’s Avatar, the future impact of 3D graphics on films, Eli’s trip back to Texico, Old movies Joel has recently seen (The Happening/This Mist/The Killing Room), Josh seeing New Moon, Dollhouse, and the most regretted purchases the cast have ever made. [Thanks to Ytoabn for the show notes!] The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them. 2009-12-232h 02

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 63 – The Mobile Podcast Taco TruckCast: Joel, Eli and Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about Baylor Clown College, Paula Deen and Mint Juice, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Turkey Jones, Flash Forward and Other TV type news, ABC’s “V” [SPOILERS], Thanksgiving plans, Chooch and Chang’s El DeLorio print, and Sarah Palin’s book signing. [special thanks to FB DrPepperMD for sending in the show notes] The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them. 2009-11-261h 43

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 62 – What We Did On Our Summer VacationCast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode the HE crew talks about what we’ve been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of Dollhouse, V, Modern Family, Always Sunny, The Venture Bros., The Star Trek DVD relase and MUCH MORE! Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.” The...2009-11-181h 28

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 61 – Geisha Is Robot PodcastCast: Joel, Eli & Alex Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic, This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, (more) Michael Jackson, Green Lantern Movie, Science Of The Movies Comic Topics: Star Wars TV Show, I am Gay for Harry Potter Fancy Recommendations: We give our opinions on “Away We Go,” “Narnia: Prince Caspian,” The...2009-07-141h 46

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 60 – The Great Chicken Sauce ConspiracyRecorded: 6/26/09 Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode. We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, BSG Movie Remake, Buffy Movie, Daybreakers, Harry Potter Lawsuit, Billy Mays, Teen Wolf on TV, LOST mistaken for real plane crash footage, Alien Prequel, Chick-fil-A Sauce, Transformers 2 2009-07-021h 27

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 59 – DaVinci Does DallasCast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted clip, Arnold back for Predator reboot?, Indy 5 with Shia LeBoof, Ghostbusters, Shitty movie broadcast – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Trailer for 2012, Trailer for Impact FB Harlo’s podcast – Bad Movie Fiends The Mail Sack: We answer some of your questions! 2009-06-221h 25

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 58 – Secondhand Bat’LethCast: Joel, Eli & Alex Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions! Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and visa versa, Animals, Jobs, Basements, Harry Potter Audio Books, Music to send into space so aliens know how bad earth sucks 2009-06-141h 55

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 57 – The Best Of Episodes 1-7Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7: Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2 Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator Ep5: Foot Projector Porn Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpso...2009-06-091h 20

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 56 – Annual Corporate Conference Call[This podcast was fueled with Australian Candy provided by FB Rerun] Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Josh’s Stories from Bear Pride Aussie Candy Care Package from Rerun I Drink Your Blood Fancy Bastard Birthday Bash 09 Ghostbusters 3 with Dushku and Milano? Terminator: Salvation Hulu Desktop and The Glee Pilot Party Down Wipe Out I survived a Japanese Game Show Buffy Minus Whedon [NOTE: This was our first Skype-cast. Since we anticipated technical di...2009-06-011h 23

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 55 – Live From The CaveCast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet: RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee? Fish found in boy’s penis The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away Main Show Topic: The 08-09 TV Season What shows were canceled/renewed, The Lost Season 5 Finale, Dollhouse, Terminator: TSCC, House, Law & Order, and Procedurals in general, The SNL Finale with Will Ferrell From The Mail Sack: Do we have TV prejudices? Lost’s attempt to w...2009-05-251h 33

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 54 – In The GhettoCast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet/ General Geekery: Found Footage Festival Live, What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!, HE Podcast Clips TV: Dollhouse Finale, Sarah Connor Made Me Do It Movies: STAR TREK [contains minor spoilers],Star Trek: The best prequel ever, It’s Official. X-Men Origins: Deadpool and Wolverine 2 – It’s On… And In Japan The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS 2009-05-122h 16

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 53 – They Call Him One EyeCast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet/ General Geekery Hard drive death, Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel, Frightmare Weekend, dot-TV Domains, Brothels cut prices to beat the recession, Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record, Hunt for Gollum TV Heroes Finale, Time Warp, Dollhouse + Alan Tudyk, Save Terminator, Chuck has been renewed? Movies District 9, First look at Iron Man 2, Stepbrothers The Mail Sack We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS! 2009-05-072h 41

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 52 – Midnight Taco TrainCast: Joel, Eli, & Alex Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet/ General Geekery Millions of ’90s Geeks Get Nostalgic over GeoCities Nintendo’s Game Boy turns 20 Oprah effect: 43% jump in Twitter traffic A Living Example of a Hobbit Found in Qatar? TV: Parks and Recreation, Sit Down Shut Up?, Caprica DVD is out, Mutant Chronicles Movies Robert Rodriguez’s PREDATORS Rodriguez and Trejo In June Start Wielding MACHETE TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscur...2009-04-262h 34

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 51 – Space TrousersCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet/ General Geekery: 3 terrifying penis-biting stories (in one week?), Pirate Bay Verdict, Zombie Bible, The Multiple Migs Jizz throwing bill TV: Dollhouse and Terminator not dead yet (but totally still dead), new BSG comic, Buffy Movie Rumor, The State DVD, Movies: New Harry Potter trailer, Observe and Report, The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS! 2009-04-212h 24

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode #50 – Fitty[image courtesy of a commission I did for DallasObserver.com] Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: General Geekery: LOST (i think we talked about LOST?), Eli’s Keynote Speech at the GEC, Topatoco HE Shirts, Surprise party with pork and cake!, Battlefield Earth Rifftrax, My Name is Bruce, I Love You Man, Captain Tightpants in Castle, April Fools Jokes, Science v. Space Magic in SciFi, He Book Club Update (The Road), The HE Wiki, Lost V. Bttf Time Travel The Mail Sack: Your Qu...2009-04-062h 34

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 49 – Giant Balls: The Saline SolutionCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Intro: New England Webcomics Weekend, Allcon, Eli’s talk at UTD, TBRU 09 Internet: Ron Silver, Heat Vision and Jack, A guy on death row eats his ONLY eyeball, Cannibal Mom, The Colbert Capsule TV: Syfy Channel, ‘Behind The Music’, Dollhouse, Better Off Ted, BSG Finale Movies: “It” remake, ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ Trailer! The Mail Sack: We answer your questions 2009-03-302h 37

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 48 – Eli The UsurperCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet: BMG CD Club dead, Taco Town, Penny Arcade Bill, Asian Female Athlete a man, Toilet Restaraunt TV: Star Wars Pilot Minus Jedi, Space Whore to Play Space Lizard, Heroes gets a season 4 Movies: Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 for reals, New Riddick Movie, Dark Fantastic 4, Animated Mad Max The Mail Sack: We Answer Your Questions 2009-03-162h 34

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 47 – Doin’ It Is The BestCast: Joel, Eli & Alex Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet: Spinal Tap, Cat-Bongs, Light Gun hostage taker, HE Google search terms TV: BSG, Lost, Jimmy Fallon, aborted BSG reboot Movies: Alex’s Watchmen review, Terminator Salvation The Mail Sack: We answer your questions 2009-03-072h 28

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 46 – The Ol’ Bone Roller CoasterCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet!: Webcomics Weekend, The Weta Mermaid, Michael Jackson Auction of Oddities, Dinosaurs Fucking Robots TV!: SciFi Fridays SciFail (imagine that), Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, The Final Conan O’Brien Show, Pushing Daisies, More Futurama on Fox? MOVIES!: Remakes remake us cry (The Neverending Story, Clue and Total Recall), Ghost Busters 3, Dark Knight Economic Stimulus, Nick Fury, Arrested Development, Friday the 13th and Pride and Predator The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS 2009-03-012h 17

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 45 – Peanut Butter Rainbow CakeCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids 2009-02-162h 20

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode #44 – We’re F’ing Done ProfessionallyCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This Week In Internet: Eli and Denise review the Killers concert complete with stinky bikers, Gay Divorce, Michael Phelps BongGate, Olympic Pole Dancing, Klingon Robbery, Extreme Corpse Sports Topicsplode!: LOST, Taken (PG-13 Version), Warner wants 7 Batman Movies?, Dollhouse Grindhouse Ads, BSG DVR Ratings, Super Bowl Porn, Gamely buys Shack News, UK Comic Laws, Black Dynamite, Walk Hard The Mail Sack: Making our own Con (The HEXpo), Taking the Podcast Pro, Adapting Books to Movies, The HE...2009-02-092h 32

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 43 – Tempura HouseCast: Joel, Eli, Josh (eventually) & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This Week In Internet: Cash 4 C-3P0, Terminator is a horror film, Super Bowl Stripper Shortage, Narnia has a Lesbian Ruler, The Bacon Explosion TopicSplode!: Tech Support for your Predator, A-Team Movie Casting Call, Machete the Movie, Zombie Mexican Wrestlers, Josh Makes it Rain The Mail Sack: The West Wing, Celebs on Twitter, Game Renting and Sad Developers, Best Movie Endings, Adam and Jamie are Gay Hot, Dolphin Sex 2009-02-022h 17

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 42 – Life, The Universe and EverythingCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: The first 7 minutes of audio is crappy because I had to grab it from the Ustream Live Feed. This Week in Internet: Heavy Metal band names, dead hard drives, Veronica Mars Movie, Wolverine Origins TopicSplode!: White House Tech, Oscar Nominations, WTF Moments from LOST, Taken The Male Sack: YOUR QUESTIONS 2009-01-252h 14

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 41 – Space EmpanadasCast: Joel, Eli, & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids TWII Watchmen Settlement Reached [Watchmen] Barbara Walters Wishes Edward James Olmos Had Played Picard Star Wars Retold By Someone Who Never Saw Star Wars Little Adolf Hitler and Sisters Removed From Home Pixar’s ‘John Carter of Mars’ is Second Most Perfect Definition of Hybrid Movie Breaking: Fox cancels ‘Prison Break’ David Lee Roth + Microsoft SongSmith = Pure Horror Normal Couple Weds at Taco Bell TWIOS/TWIG (This Week in Ge...2009-01-192h 12

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 40 – Zee References, Zey Do Nussing!Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids This Week in Internet Elbert Paredes Explains the Filipino Version of Twilight Back To The Future, Bollywood Style Man Smashes Into Adult Sex Shop And Has Sex With Dolls Pushing Daisies Will Keep You Hanging On A Bit Longer I’ve only slept with two men – Paris Hilton The Polaroid camera is back, in digital Topics and Links GALACTICA!! LOST!! 24!! DOLLHOUSE!! BIG LOVE!! DAMAGES!! SURVIVOR!! REAPER!! REAL WORLD!! CUPI...2009-01-132h 19

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 39 – It’s The Year End Blowout, Bitches!Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This week in Bullshit LOTR report This Week in Internet Silence the Lambs the musical Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276… MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550 AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549 Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s… New JUDGE DREDD Film Is Greenlit http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39529 RIAA finds its soul, will stop...2008-12-262h 26

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 38 – With Savings Wide OpenCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This Week in Internet: Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical… Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle… Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com… OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556… Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo… Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286 Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html…2008-12-092h 33

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 37 – That Was The Best Night of My Life Black DynamiteCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Daisies gets canned X-Men gets a reboot? Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle Casual gamers will inherit the earth Reasons to love/hate Texas Eli Reviews True Blood The Gang reviews Zack and Miri PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!! 2008-12-021h 56

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 36 – The Donkey WhispererCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out Gay Superheroes on TV Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again? And we Answer your Questions 2008-11-181h 56

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 35 – Don’t Bomb The PuppiesEli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Circuit City is Suckit Shitty Netflix streaming to Macs Michael Crighton Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar Eli’s Non-Video Game Art BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression More Sadness for Dollhouse Best and worst Birthday presents in honor of Eli’s birthday 2008-11-101h 50

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 34 – Musical Indian FoodCast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This week we talk about real life zombie invasions, the future of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, the death of Zima, Star Wars Fan Days, Bruce Campbell’s prank calls, fake Guns N Roses and faker Led Zeppelin, how to fix(cancel) Heroes, the Avengers Movie, and Josh’s Drunken Story Time. [Somehow Josh’s mic was facing the wrong direction so his track was SUPER quiet. I had to science it for 4 hours to get it to even be audibl...2008-11-061h 44

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 33 – Zack and Josh Make a PornoCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history New Macbooks Max Payne and Donkeys Chocolate News JCVD and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!! 2008-10-202h 03

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 32 – I LOVE SPACE PORN!Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Eli’s Excellent Chicago Adventure (pics here) Monkey Waiters! SPACE PORN!!!! Plus we answer YOUR QUESTIONS 2008-10-141h 49

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 31 – Gosh, Don’Cha KnowCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: It’s all about politics from 43:30 to 1:05:40 (skip it if you like) We answer YOUR QUESTIONS 2008-10-081h 48

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 30 – Pickles and Sweet JamCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”) Online flame war turns lethal Human Jet pack Knight Rider is the worst show ever made Don’t fart on cops Predator 3 a discussion of Political Bullshit We answer YOUR QUESTIONS 2008-10-021h 42

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 29 – Love Isn’t Always on TimeNEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 – 2 hours). Subscribe using the buttons in the sidebar! Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!! The new Microsoft Ads The Best Worst SciFi movies of all time And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS 2008-09-231h 51

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 28 – HBO’s Taxicab AbortionsCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about: Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,” Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms of graphic content and cursing And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS 2008-09-163h 04

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 27 – Aye Aye EliCast: Joel, Eli & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS, discuss the Jerry Lewis “Save The Muggles” Telethon, and premiere the “Eli Theme Song” by Jeff Fardink. 2008-09-022h 39

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 26 – And You Shall Have My Chupacabra!Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU! 2008-08-273h 10

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 25 – Welcome to Costco. I love you.Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS. 2008-08-183h 36

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 24 – You Want the Spicy?Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS. 2008-08-123h 07

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 23 – Comic-Con CastcastcastAnoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was. Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military? And we answer QUESTIONS from the listeners. 2008-07-313h 24

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 22 – The Bat-CastCast: Joel, Eli & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links: A large portion of the show is spent on “The Dark Knight.” We also discuss what would happen if “Mr. Holland’s Opus,” “Jaws” and “Forrest Gump” were all the same movie. We address questions from the readers, and discuss “This week in Internet” as well. 2008-07-233h 32

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 21 – Annual H.E. Shareholders ReviewCast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links Iphone 3G, Ave Q, New HE Store, Channelsurfing.net, “Making of Evan Almighty”, E3 , Dont eat CFL bulbs We answer questions from the listeners OSXBMC changes name Iron Man to play Sherlock Holmes Fanboys saved “Fanboys” It’s Always Sunny in Space Halo Kid Ravers Blinded by KGB Super Laser 2008-07-172h 45

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 20 – Bob Saget and Segway Death MetalCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links The Comedy Stylings of Robert Saget Eli and Denise saw “Wargames 2” and lived Nightmare on Elm St. reboot Dethklok Live at The House of Blues in Dallas BrendonSmall.com No Billy for Battlestar? Easily crackable games are the future of gaming Marty’s shoes are McFly WALL-E is a pirate Hellboy on “Actor’s Studio” The proper term is “ward” Digital Tattoo says “Mom” in binary “Male Sack”: We answer your questions. 2008-07-082h 43

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 19 – The Longest Podcast EVAR!Cast: Joel, Eli, Denise & Allison Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links Arrested Development Movie for 2009? Robert Smigel doing 70’s TV game show remake Ron Moore’s new show sounds crappy, has a person in it Dragon Ball guys has super anime facial features Disaster Movie looks like a piece of shit There are going to be dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie… Look out! The Whore Truck is comin’! Dr. Horrible Trailer Firefly on BluRay Emmy list of shows I don’t watch 3 More years of “Office” Octagon Global at SDCC 2008-06-292h 49

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 18 – Sacajawea & QuetzalcoatlCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended Topics and Links Dallas douche tries to stop the Serenity? The Orphan Copyright Act Vaginas do not actually have teeth (but don’t tell Josh) NBC Ameri-murdering Eli’s favorite British show: Top Gear Ed Norton vs. Marvel (it turns out Marvel and Ed Norton were the same person) AfroNinja The Movie (every part of that title is great) RateMyHooker.com or AmIaProstituteOrNot.com SuperFast Internets Drive your Dumptrucks ALL OVER these tubes Smallville hates me so hard FEDC...2008-06-252h 27

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 17 -The Fancy Bastards’ Birthday BallCast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended. Topics and Links HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Vidcast Simulcast Castcast (Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.) Read about The FB Internet Movie Party on the Forum Battlestar Midseason finale discussion Shepard gets a Book Peeing on children is legal as long as you are R. Kelley We’re being”Punished” again Office Spinoff ne...2008-06-162h 05

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 16 – BattlestArby’s: The Final Five For FiveCast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids (NOTE: Contains humor concerning racism and religion. If you are easily offended, this probably isn’t a good episode for you.) Topics and Links Eli is “Back in Brown!” A-Kon ’08 (Eli’s Pics) (Awesome Pikachu costume) Spiraling‘s new album “Time Travel Made Easy” is out! Denise eats horrible nonsense (on the FB Forum) Lone Wolf Motherfucking McQuade Religious Persecution = Being Persecuted by Religion Indiana Jones 5? Fuck you, George! Doctor Horrible’s Sing-A-Long-Blog Almost Done! Best Buy Stereo Guy Humps the floor (customer service) ...2008-06-082h 34

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 15 – 90’s Alt. Rock ChallengeCast: Joel, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links HijiNKS Ensue Forum!!! Didu’s Badass Reader Art (Didu’s Comic) Josh laments Indy 4 Indy 4 = No BTTF 4 EVAR! Corn Mo Tours Europe with Ben Folds Could Spider-Man Be Going Back To High School? Cylons Baseships Run Windows XP? Indy 4 Makes a Fuck Tonne of Money Fox use a HijiNKS Ensue comic in a SUPER IRONIC way Save Dollhouse Campaign HIGHLANDER remake and FLASH GORDON remake 7 Completely Unnecessary Jet Engine Powered Vehicles (for Thomas) Ghost Ride the Lawnmower Pointless Viral Camp...2008-06-012h 38

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 14 – Mono, Thumb Dicks & Ejaculate LassosUPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK: http://feeds.feedburner.com/hijinks-ensue-podcast Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links PS3 Thumb Dick Ad “They Call Her One Eye“ Update on Denise’s Buffy Experiment 1st Dollhouse Trailer kind of dissapointing Starship Troopers 3: Johnny Rico!!! Let Best Buy “Professionally Install” Your XBox Games Universal Soldier 3 (Version 2.0) Is Coming $15 Million Anime Ejaculate Lasso Explain Lost To Its Own Producers Teen Plots to Kill Jesus Holy Crap: MacGyver Blockbuster Film Coming! Pet’s Eye View Camera Octopus Pie has our VHS Tape? ...2008-05-202h 08

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 13 – Eat The Glass(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu) UPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK: http://feeds.feedburner.com/hijinks-ensue-podcast Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links: Margaret Cho knows what it’s like to be a gay man VHS Challenge is a GO! Landalf the Black, or Gando the Brown Shirt/Store Updates Battlestar talk Happy Birthday You Fancy Bastard Potential celebrity moment fail Star Wars Deal or No Deal Another BSG Theory (and another one) Will Arnett + Amy Poehler = Baby Comedy Gary Coleman on Div...2008-05-031h 48

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 12 – Long and PointlessUPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK: http://feeds.feedburner.com/hijinks-ensue-podcast Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise) Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids Topics and Links Trekkies II Cher was in M.A.S.K. Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway “Face Stab” trailer Driver’s Ed. Captain Power: Lasers vs. VHS Batman vs. Mortal Kombat Tom Cruise and Ron Moore to make scientology SCIFI Winifred Burkle joins “Dollhouse” Old, gross, naked, spanish lady calender sells poorly Black Panther on BET DETHKLOK Live! YouTube Fan Edit Montages HijiNKS Ensue Podcast “All Cu...2008-04-241h 44

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 11 – 80’s TV Trivia Showdown!Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links The Ft. Worth Zoo has honky tigers Stan Lee’s Lightspeed sucked a black hole Attack of LOTR in HD pt. 2 Ice is back with a brand new invention: Spousal Abuse! Don’t fuck with Chuck… Norris Blank Check is a cinematic masterpiece Tokyo Gore Police ruins Eli’s pants Josh Brolin is “The Decidernator” McCain is a Cylon 80’s TV Trivia Showdown (Joel pwn3s) The “Male Sack” Tay Zonday Roll is the final boss on the internet Music Links Cornmo...2008-04-171h 41

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 10 – You Maniacs! You Blew It Up!Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics Charlton Heston Movie Remakes Fall TV Lineup Clone High Bootleg Battlestar Galactica Premiere (Spoilers) Iron Man Preview Footage Dallas Comic Con “Undefeatable” VHS Library Mail Order of Doom! This Week in Internet PVP Bacon Suit Comic Short Circuit Remake Bill and Ted Remake Everyone moves out of Smallville NBC Fall Lineup Nathan Fillion pilot picked up The Browncoat on eBay Jeff Goldblum is a drunken Mac enthusiast Predator Rap 2008-04-101h 11

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 9 – The Purple Pimp“Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible” Interview with Mad Scientist Jonathan Reilly Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids This Week in Internet • Tramp Stamps for Kids! • Rick Astley Interviewed about Rick Roll • Inventor of Warp Drive is George Bush Sr. • GALACTICA’s Eick Developing CHILDREN OF MEN for TV – Josh HATES David Eick • Battlestar Finale Rewritten • ‘Bangkok Dangerous’ It’s Dangerous to Bang it? • Mexican Predators Hunting Emo Kids • Ian McKellen is actually Gandalf • BSG’s Helo Cast in Dollhouse • Fox Gives Fourth Consecutive Sentence To PRISON BREA...2008-04-051h 40

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 8 – It’s an Easter MiracleCast: Joel, Eli, & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Religious jokes Disclaimer: We love everybody. If something in this podcast offends you deeply, remember it’s all a joke. Show Notes Topics: The annual migration of the Gays This week in Internet Video Game Colleges- Pros and Cons Bass Pro Shops Shitty DVD’s at the Dollar Store Dave Coolier emailed me [01:07:55] Special Interview with Jesus [01: 25:48] Reader Questions: “The Male Sack” [02:17:50] LOTR voices of the week Links: “David’s Situation”...2008-03-242h 37

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 7 – The Lost Podcast & The Luby’s LunchcastCast: Joel, Eli, & Josh – Mikey, Jen & Jeremy Topics: The Lost Episode, Sexual Discovery? Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Sexually explicit [04:13] The Lost Episode begins [05:15] 2 girls 1 cup The Show (link) [06:11] All Nude Bachelor Party/ The One Armed Stripper [9:19] Sexy German talk [11:50] Luby’s Lunchcast intro [13:14] Josh’s Origin Story/ Scissor Sisters/ The Cow Patty Motel/ The Orange Tent [19:08] Impregnated over voice-com/ Discovering inappropriate touching/ “I would’ve cut her in half”/ “First hand knowledge” [24:48] Proper child rearing/ “This is something I’ve invented”/ Parental Advice/ Saving it (just not all of it)/ J...2008-03-1839 min

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 6 – Cooter by Jessica SimpsonCast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: Internet Memes, All-Con, Black Devil Doll Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids [4:40] You just got rolled/ Goatse Virgin/ Massive Goatse Roll/ Will Arnett on Human Giant/ [12:55] Cooter by Jessica Simpson/ Eli the Paparazzo/ Frodo the Paparazzo [21:50] All-Con = Colossal Win/ SCA/ Eli’s All-Con Pics (Flickr link)/ Chief is an angry drunk/ Super Cool Portal Cosplay (Digg Link) (Her Cosplay Site link)/ Rifftrax (link)/ Star Wars Cantina Burlesque Show by the Lollie Bombs (video links) [40:00 to 01:00:00] Black Devil Doll (link) Interview (interview pics) [01:02:00] Evil Bong and Va...2008-03-141h 27

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 5 – Experimentations in Technical FailureCast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: LOST/La Bamba/ King of Kong/ Controversy/ Shitty Movies/ All-Con Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A RECORD SKIP, THAT MEANS GARAGE BAND QUIT RECORDING!!! Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes: [1:30] James O’Barr’s Handler/ LOST/ Traditional Mexican Weddings/ Technical Difficulties + More LOST/ Battlestar Hendrix Cop Rock Elsewhere [13:30] Mexican Heritage = Bob from La Bamba/ Eli’s Grandma/ More LOST?/ Weird Al teaches me about music [22:32] More LOST??? Ben Clone?/ Burger King is terrible/ Peyote wedges from KFC/ Mexican Star Mars/ Enzyte...2008-03-041h 13

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 4 – Con MenCast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: Cons Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes: [01:55] Predator The Musical/ Twister the Musical/ Eli is hung over/ The BFRickRoll (link)/ Rick Roll Pie Chart (link)/ Rick Rolling the Church of Scientology (link)/ Mario Paint Rick Roll (link) [09:20] Mario Paint Hotel Shenanigans/ Predator Adolescence/ Josh’s Vader Dome [13:31] Texas Frightmare Weekend (link)/ Zombie Walk (link – video)/ Rusty/ Con Flyers/ Joel was a Scare Technician [20:17] Malcolm McDowell Q & A [24:40] Fear Fest/ Black Devil Doll (link)/ Horror Porn (link) [30:15] Pissing with Boba...2008-02-2647 min

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 3 – One Way Ticket Straight To HellCast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: Worst Jobs ever Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Hijinks Ensue Podcast Show Notes: [01:17] Jen Loves Vaginas/ Josh’s Birthday @ Luby’s [06:40] The Intros/ The Lost Podcast/ Keith Pizza [11:34] Spelling Bee Uncomfortableness (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk) [14:38] Novelty Cake Toppers are legal in Texas (http://fleshbot.com/356312/texas-sex-toy-ban-overturned)/ Dildo Baggins/ For Tobacco use only/ The Sodomy Parade [20:50] What’s behind the curtain?/ The Pride of Ft. Worth: Hoogie Boogie Land (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY)/ Just-a drinkin’ and a-drivin’ [29:00] Joel’s had 100 jo...2008-02-191h 32

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 2 – Country Fried Love 2: Porkchop BoogalooCast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Allison & Denise Topics: 80’s Movies, Transformers, Brave Toasters Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes: [00:59] Eli wants to harass people at Horror Con [02:50] The Country Fried Live [03:50] Josh gets naked for bread [04:49] Waitress takes our orders (skip this) [06:00] Mutants of the Deep [06:55] Childhood trauma and “The Meaning of Life” [07:39] The MonChiChis [08:54] The monkey from “Project X” [10:26] “Flight of the Navigator” in HD [12:58] “Space Camp” [14:00] “The Last StarFighter“/Clone High/ Dementia Waitress/ Delta Burke/ Video Game Crimes [19...2008-02-1043 min

The HijiNKS ENSUE PodcastEpisode 1 – Winter Extreme Sports Special Olympics going down in flamesCast: Joel, Eli & Josh Topics: Lost, Rambo, Cloverfield, American Gladiators, Rambo, Ents, Rambo and Rambo Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: [01:38] The Final Countdown (link) [03:00] Lost Season 4 premier underwhelms [06:00] Rambo IV makes grown men giggle [13:00] Drucilla meets Rambo [14:00] Candy Mountain (link) [16:30] 1st Caller: Sweet Child O’Mine (link: ???) [17:36] Mail Sack: Kip has a Lost question [20:00] Eli has a $500 cat [23:08] I Can Has Cheezeburger in a Can (link) [24:25] Michael Bay is remaking Nightmare on Elm Street (link) [26:40] Tom Cruise needs Ro...2008-02-0454 min

Potter And DaughterBook 1, Episode 1In this first episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about the first six chapters in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They spend some time on the current state of Harry’s life and how it rapidly begins to change with his introduction to the Wizarding World and his journey from Privett Drive to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry. Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.1970-01-011h 05

Potter And DaughterBook 1, Episode 2In the second episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about chapters 7 through 11 in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They cover the events from the sorting hat through Harry’s first game of Quidditch. Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.1970-01-011h 01

Potter And DaughterBook 3, Episode 4In the eleventh episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily’s discuss the dramatic conclusion of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, covering chapters 19 through 22. Harry’s world is turned upside down by what he’s learned from Sirius and Lupin, Peter Pettigrew’s true allegiance is revealed, Harry seeks justice for his parents but finds the job of executioner harder than it seems, a full moon derails everyone’s plans, Harry nearly receives the kiss of something-worse-than-death, and the secret Hermione has been keeping all year is finally revealed! Joel also takes Lily down the time travel rabbit hole and...1970-01-011h 04

Potter And DaughterBook 6 Episode 2In episode twenty-four of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily delve into Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 7-13. Harry is more suspicious of Draco than he’s ever been, Professor Slughorn courts Harry for the Slug Club, and Snape lands his dream job which might turn into a nightmare for Harry. Harry gets some unexpected help in potions class, Hermione steps out of bounds to aid Ron’s Quidditch career and a Hogwarts student is attacked at Hogsmeade. But, was the attack meant for her, Harry or someone else entirely? Finally Harry, with the help of Dumbledore, begins t...1970-01-011h 28

Potter And DaughterBook 6 Episode 3In episode twenty-five of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily cover Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 14-20. Harry slips Ron a Quidditch confidence boost in his drink… or does he? Ron and Hermione are on the outs and Harry is stuck in the middle. Harry attends the Slug Club Christmas party, spies on Malfoy, and rebuffs the Minister’s request for an official endorsement. Harry and Dumbledore witness more Riddle memories and the Headmaster urges Harry to retrieve an important memory from his Potions professor. Ron gets poisoned twice on his birthday. Once by a love potion misfire a...1970-01-011h 42

Potter And DaughterBook 6 Episode 4In episode twenty-six of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 21-25. Harry knows where Draco is hiding, but can’t see to catch him in the act, but with a little liquid luck Harry is able to complete the mission Dumbledore assigned to him at the beginning of the school year. Harry and Dumbledore learn Voldemort’s darkest secret, and Harry commits his darkest deed to date (albeit by accident). Finally, Professor Trelawney gives Harry two bits of news that distress him greatly, but Dumbledore stops him before he stomps through the floor...1970-01-011h 20

Potter And DaughterBook 6 Episode 5In episode twenty-seven of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily finish covering Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince with chapters 26-30. Harry and Dumbledore go spelunking for Horcruxes, which isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds, then, upon returning to Hogwarts, stumble onto an assassination plot in the works. Harry chases the attackers from the castle, and in the process learns the unlikely identity of the Half Blood Prince. Harry, his friends and his teachers are left to grieve, and a loyal friend decides to leave Hogwarts forever. After a funeral, Harry tries to leave Hogwarts and his friends...1970-01-011h 26

Potter And DaughterBook 7 Episode 1In episode twenty-eight of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily begin discussing Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, covering chapters 1-8. Snape takes his place at his master’s table, Harry says goodbye to #4 Privet Drive for the last time, seven Potter’s take to the skies and Harry loses more than one friend in a single night. Harry, Ron and Hermione try to plan their next adventure as everyone around them plans a wedding. Dumbledore imparts his final gifts to the three friends and two wizarding families are happily joined, but the celebration is cut short by an ominous warning. Our...1970-01-011h 44

Potter And DaughterBook 7 Episode 2In episode twenty-nine of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows with chapters 9-13. Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run from the Death Eaters and need to find a safe place to hide. Kreacher sheds some light on the origination and possible whereabouts of the locket Horcrux, and the three friends plan a daring heist to retrieve it. Infiltrating the Ministry proves fairly simple, until ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING goes incredibly wrong. Changes in the Ministry are evident and Muggle-born wizards find themselves on trial with Delores Umbridge the judge, jury...1970-01-011h 42

Potter And DaughterBook 7 Episode 3In episode thirty of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily tackle Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 14-19. Harry and his friends, with no safe haven to return to, are on the run. Harry learns that Voldemort is after a previously stolen item, and a possible method for destroying Horcruxes, but the victory is short-lived as, after a fight, the trio becomes a duo. Harry visits the place of his birth, and his parents’ death, and visits with an old friend of Dumbledore’s who isn’t quite what she appears to be. New information paints Dumbledore in a far differe...1970-01-011h 27

Potter And DaughterBook 7 Episode 4In episode thirty-one of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss the events of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 20-25. Harry and his friends visit a friend’s father and learn that a famous fable might hold the key to defeating Voldemort. Harry becomes obsessed with a new quest at the expense of his current one, then finds himself and his friends held captive in the heart of The Dark Lord’s operation. The trio says goodbye to a faithful friend, while Voldemort claims a long sought after item that could make him stronger than ever. Harry uses what he’s...1970-01-011h 34

Potter And DaughterBook 7 Episode 5In episode thirty-two of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily review chapters 26-31 of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Harry, Ron and Hermione execute a daring daylight heist, then Harry’s connection with Voldemort finally reveals the location of the final Horcrux. Harry meets another Dumbledore, and is reunited with his friends from school, who have been living through a dangerous adventure of their own. A bit of sleuthing in the castle points Harry to the identity of and possible exact location of the item he seeks, while Harry’s friends, his teachers, the reformed DA, The Order and more begi...1970-01-011h 38

Potter And DaughterBook 7 Episode 6In episode thirty-three, the final regular episode of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss chapters 32 through The Epilogue of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.1970-01-011h 48