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What Did We Just Watch?Megaforce (1982)"Oh, I just wanted to say good-bye and remind you that the podcasters always win, even in the eighties." We have a famous flop to discuss this week. Our panel dives into...a lot of things: Grease (1978), rattlesnakes, Mattel, the musicals of Stephen Sondheim, Xanadu (1980)...as well as answer questions about Megaforce. We take a look at what doesn't work as well as what almost works; the weird, the off-kilter and the technically groundbreaking. You might say this film is a bit of an Egg...And that's no "yolk."Check out Mission: Rejected Here2025-05-082h 09
Mission RejectedEMF Declassified: CommuniquésFor our season five behind-the-scenes episode, the cast and crew of Mission: Rejected answer questions submitted by fans from all over the world! From what the actors think their characters look like to deep dives into how we mix the show, it's a soup-to-nuts look at everything that goes into making the show!Answering your questions are: J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Dave Stanger, Paige Klaniecki, Faith Dowgin, Bob Killion, Nazli Sarpkaya, and Chris KlanieckiPatreon members heard a longer, completely uncut version of this episode! Join today for more behind-the-scenes insights, bonus audios...2025-04-2559 min
Mission Rejected512: Don't Tell Mom The Illuminati's DadNew Atlantis is about to rise from the depths of the ocean…and President Chet Phillips is in a cabinet meeting.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as Mission VoiceAlso Starring2025-01-3159 min
Mission Rejected511: The Living SleighlightsSection Chief Zelda Anders is being visited by three ghosts…and President Chet Phillips is putting up the Christmas tree.CONTENT NOTE: We know the holidays aren't always happy. This episode contains depictions of family strife at Christmas, including abandonment and the rejection of sexual identity. But it also contains JOY. So much joy. We hope you'll enjoy it.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Ko...2024-12-2443 min
Mission Rejected510: Plight at the MuseumAn exhibit at the International Spy Museum could expose a decades-old mystery...and President Chet Phillips is taking a tour.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as the Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Midge...2024-11-2939 min
Mission Rejected509: GoldenEarAn Indiana corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Farmstand Worker and Computerand Bob Killion as Secu...2024-10-2540 min
Mission Rejected508: Live and Let DiceTourists at a live-action Dungeons & Dragons game are disappearing…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Cuthbertaand...2024-09-2748 minWhat Did We Just Watch?The Beastmaster (1982)"Now I have my Podcast." We've got another sword and sorcery fantasy for you all this week. We are tackling this 1982 HBO mainstay. We cover it all this week: ferrets, one-syllable names, eagles, dirt farming, the color beige, child sacrifices, bladed boomerangs. We discuss just about everything, except tigers, which of course are not featured in this movie.
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Host: Mark Nessel
Contestants: Faith Dowgin, John Dowgin, Bob Killion
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Mission Rejected507: Portrait of a Lady on TiresThe Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.Written byJohn Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byPete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as...2024-08-3044 min
Mission Rejected506: Mr. & Mrs. & Mr. & Mrs. SmithBowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.Written and Directed byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as...2024-07-2646 min
Mission Rejected505: Nooses OffA phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Paige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'Br...2024-06-2854 min
Oz 9Suitless, helmetless, and utterly baffledWell, ain't this a kick in the underpants? No one would have believed, on that random Tuesday in 2142, that the Oz 9 would still be kicking (mumble) months later. And yet, as we stare down the barrel of our 100th full episode, well, here we still are, just to the left of Uranus, clueless and shivering in the dark.But isn't that just the human condition, basically? I mean... if we're going to philosophize....Oh, let's not. Pour yourself something naughty and well-deserved, prepare tissue for the inevitable nosebleed, and roll the episode. Happy 100, Space Monkeys — so...2024-06-2536 min
Oz 9Put your kidneys on speakerWith the end of Season 5 just .... an indeterminate time but probably about two weeks away, the eternal Tuesday of the spotless (thanks to Joe) 9 is getting darker, scarier, and downright rude.We hope you'll join us (though in good conscience we can't recommend it) as we spin and flip and spiral out of control toward the last episode of this season. Bring lozenges — there's gonna be a lot of shouting.You've been listening to:
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Jo...2024-06-0923 min
Mission Rejected504: Murder, She PlagiarizedAn idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as N...2024-05-3150 min
Mission Rejected503: Naked and DismayedA survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as At...2024-04-2643 minWhat Did We Just Watch?Tango and Cash (1989)Okay, let's do it. This week we are trying to make sense of one of 1989's messiest hits. We Tango and Cash, Cash and Tango, mice (possibly named Tango and Cash) and everyone else in this movie who can't seem to stop saying Tango and Cash. If you feel like a rat in a maze just go to a club named Cleopatra's and ask for Catherine.
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Host: Mark Nessel
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Mission Rejected502: The World Is Way Too Much - Dead Reckoning - Part TwoSection Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Connie St. Stevensand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The AdmiralGu...2024-03-2936 min
Mission Rejected501: The World is Way Too Much - Part 1Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as...2024-03-1539 min
Mission RejectedGloria Kovak, P.I.: The Big FloatThe night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefJill Ivey as Ellen FinklesteinPete Barry as Nate GundryBob Killion as Handsome Ralphand Kirk White as Chet PhillipsMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode can be found here.Created and Produced by2024-03-0111 min
Mission RejectedGloria Kovak, P.I.: China ClownThere are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest.Written by John DowginDirected by Pete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefBob Killion as Jake MittensJ. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe ToroPete Barry as Mad Montyand John Dowgin as Sherman SticklerA complete transcript of the episode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowignAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiSee our website for...2024-02-1614 min
Mission RejectedGloria Kovak, P.I.The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I.Dave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Bob Killion as Warburton and BoucherMusic, sound editing, and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode is available here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige Klaniecki2024-01-2609 min
Mission RejectedThe Night Before Skipmas (Or, A Visit from The Admiral)It’s time for the EMF’s non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisAdapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. MooreStarringDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathBob Killion as The AdmiralChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebakerwith Kirk White...2023-12-2206 min
Mission RejectedIntroducing: What Did We Just Watch?The Porch Room’s Michael, Pete, and John have spent years crafting ridiculous spy craft stories for Mission: Rejected, but nothing they’ve dreamed up can quite compete with 1997’s The Saint. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast.On What Did We Just Watch?, three contestants put aside their better judgment to answer questions about movies that may not be on your watch list. Along with the audience they are challenged to remember character names, story beats, and plot details of this week's featur...2023-11-2454 minWhat Did We Just Watch?The Saint (1997)Friends. Countrymen. Podcast Listeners! This week we are examining the 1997 big-budget flop The Saint. This was too big of a job for our normal team, so we needed to call in some backup: our friends at the Mission Rejected Podcast. We discuss our histories with this movie, and how you might be able to fix it. We also test our knowledge of Val Kilmer's disguises. Also, cold fusion comes up once or twice.
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Host: Mark Nessel
Contestants: Pete Barry, Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin2023-11-092h 54
Oz 9episode eighty-seven: Why does the mustard matter?Remember those days, hanging out at the mall, thinking Spencer's Gifts was the height of counter-culture because they had festive roach clips? Yeah, me neither. I spent all my time at Waldenbooks.Anyway, get ready for a trip backwards in time to the mall. I can almost smell the Orange Julius and Cinnabon (which reminded me that I made coffee that was currently cooling in the other room, dammit. I'm back now) and hear the yelps as another pre-teen gets their ears pierced at Claire's.There's a very confused security guard -slash-sommelier, some moaning, and...2023-11-0525 min
Monday MatineeSonic Society Season 15- 634- More MissionsThis week Jack and David swear themselves to secrecy as the discover story of the world’s most secret agents…the backups. Mission Rejected is created, produced and written by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin and from The Porch Room! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2023-10-231h 05
The Audio Verse Awards Nominee Showcase Podcast2023 Showcase: Mission: Rejected"Hi everyone, my name is J. Micahel DeAngelis. I'm one of the co-creators, co-writers, co-producers and the primary director on Mission: Rejected. Mission: Rejected is a scripted audio comedy about what happens when the world's great spy discovers that he can choose NOT to accept his missions, leaving no choice but to send in the ""B-team"": a nervous pencil pusher, a reformed convict, a faded sitcom star, and a White House intern, all trying to do their best the world of espionage...and not always succeeding.
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Mission RejectedEMF Deslassified: The ConspiratorsThe Porch Room sits down with other audio drama creators (and frequent Mission: Rejected guest stars) to discuss the making of Season Four and the art of producing audio fiction.The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and Paige Klaniecki.Special Guests: David S. Dear (A Ninth World Journal) and Shannon K. Perry (Oz-9)StarringKaterina McGrath as “The Mission Voice”Written and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John...2023-09-291h 01
Mission Rejected412: Granger's on a TrainTerry Millionaire makes his move against the EMF…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is looking for Taylor Swift tickets. Season Finale.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey...2023-08-251h 03
Mission Rejected411: The Wrath of CannesThe Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Child Star and...2023-07-2845 min
Mission Rejected410: CrawdaddyA New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts. Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry...2023-06-3045 min
Mission Rejected409: Eight Heads in a Birkin BagA former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend.Written byPete Barry and Jill IveyDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as the Mission VoiceAlso StarringA...2023-05-2637 min
Mission Rejected408: Zero Dork ThirtyThe military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJohn P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring2023-04-2842 min
Mission Rejected407: Tinder Grindr Soldier SpyTo retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch.Written byPete Barry & Paige KlanieckiDirected by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill...2023-03-3146 min
Mission Rejected405: NFTs at the GatesGovernment secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill...2023-01-2746 min
Mission Rejected404: Nuns of AnarchyArms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudence2022-12-3042 min
Mission Rejected403: Ghost Pepper ProtocolThe EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy. Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Starand Bob K...2022-11-2545 min
Mission Rejected402: Kangaroo JackedThe EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring...2022-10-2849 min
Mission Rejected401: The Borscht IdentityA shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.Written byJohn P. DowginStory byJohn P. Dowgin andPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice...2022-09-3040 min
Mission RejectedStump Pete Barry (Live!)A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia!A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonateFeaturing: Pete BarryJ. Michael DeAngelisJohn DowginBob KillionChris KlanieckiPaige KlanieckiNazli Sarpkaya with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Produced and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Broadca...2022-07-291h 00Mission RejectedSpecial Livestream! Stump Pete Barry!Join us for "Stump Pete Barry" - a live Mission: Rejected games show! Sunday, July 24th at 7:30pm EST at www.missionrejected.comScheduled to run a gauntlet of fiendish trivia questions curated by host J. Michael DeAngelis are: Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Bob Killion, Chris Klaniecki and Paige Klaniecki. Think you can outsmart the cast and crew? Play along at home and test your wits against them!Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisWritten and produced by J. Michael DeANgelisExecutive Producers: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginM...2022-07-1701 min
Mission RejectedEMF Declassified: InterrogationsThe cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview!Interviewing each other are: Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya Bob Killion & John DowginAshley Banks & Kirk WhiteJill Ivey & Pete BarryDave Stanger & Faith Dowginand J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige KlanieckiFeaturingKevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Written and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic by Pete BarryCreated and...2022-05-2752 min
Mission Rejected312: ColdfingerThe Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiwith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. DoeK...2022-03-251h 02
Mission Rejected311: Yours Truly, Skip GrangerAn old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny OnebuckNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique ManeaterDave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps TurklesonPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday SaturdayFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskillwith Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission...2022-02-2544 min
Mission Rejected310: The Man from F.E.L.I.N.E.A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls.Written by John P. Dowgin and Pete BarryDirected by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as...2022-01-2838 min
Mission Rejected309: Six Characters in Search of a MurdererThe cast of the cult TV show "Acquaintances" has reunited on New Year's Eve...and Bowden Montcrief has been murdered.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Connie St. Stevensand Bob...2021-12-3145 minMission RejectedInterlude: The OfferWhile showing Gloria around Hollywood, Bowden Montcrief gets an unexpected offer...from an unexpected source. A prelude to Episode 3.09.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovakand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarrySound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete BarryPhone Ring by cs272, used under Creative Commons Attribution.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin2021-12-1702 min
Mission Rejected308: Total Eclipse of the BARTMcGrath gets inside information about a serial arsonist who wants to burn San Francisco to the ground...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the dining car.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GragnerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice...2021-11-2644 min
Mission Rejected307: Casino Royale with CheeseThe EMF must infiltrate an underground casino frequented by the mob...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is stopping for ice cream.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Ocean...2021-10-2942 min
Mission Rejected306: The Hunt for Taupe NovemberThe Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as...2021-09-2445 min
Mission Rejected305: No Time Two DiceThe EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey...2021-08-2737 min
Mission Rejected304: The Legend of ZeldaSection Chief Zelda Anders is haunted by memories of her first case...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing video games.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Harleyand Bob...2021-07-3038 min
Mission Rejected303: Carry On Old Hayward's SonSins of the past stalk the EMF...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is performing computer maintenance.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Ocean Bureau Commander and Motherand Bob Killion...2021-06-2540 min
Mission Rejected302: On Mister Muldrake's Obvious ServiceThe Ocean Bureau is planning a diamond heist at an ultra-luxury ski resort…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is fixing the cable box.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarring:Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring:Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien2021-05-2839 min
Mission RejectedSpecial Livestream! Mission: VarietyJoin us for Mission: Variety - our first livestream! Sunday, May 23rd at 7pm EDT at bit.ly/MissionProjectedA night of music, comedy, cocktails, and more featuring the cast and creators of Mission: Rejected and special guests!A benefit for Mighty Writers.Featuring live or pre-recorded:Ashley BanksPete BarryJ. Michael DeAngelisFaith DowginJohn DowginJan GreenJill IveyBob KillionChris KlanieckiPaige KlanieckiDanielle RossiNazli SarpkayaDave Stangerwith Kevin McGrath as Mission...2021-05-1401 min
Mission Rejected301: Blue Storm RisingThe Oceanologists have taken over the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammond...2021-04-3041 min
Oz 9Bonus Mission: *FWIP!* (Part 2)A rift in time and space causes 4 members of the Oz 9 crew to get pulled off the space ship (bringing the median IQ up significantly) and swapped with 4 members of the EMF (aaaaaaaaaaand we're back to where we were, IQ-wise).This is part two of a special two-part crossover with the hilarious secret agent comedy, Mission: Rejected. If you haven't heard part one yet, stop, put us on pause, go out, listen to part 1 on the Mission: Rejected feed (https://missionrejected.simplecast.com/), come back, take us off pause, because from this moment forward....I'd...2021-03-2839 min
Mission RejectedOz-9: Rejected (Part 1)A rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast.This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed or wherever you get your podcasts!Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Shannon PerryDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelis and June Clark EubanksStarring (In alphabetical order)Ashley Banks as...2021-03-2632 min
Mission RejectedEMF Declassified 2: Agents Exposed (Behind the Scenes)The cast of Mission: Rejected is interviewed by Raymond "Ruk" Morse about the making of season two, behind-the-scenes stories, and a peek at season three!Written and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisHosted by Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk.Joining from the cast are Chris Klaniecki, Nazli Sarpkaya, Dave Stanger, Faith Dowgin, Ashley Banks, Jill Ivey, and Bob Killion. FeaturingJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastingsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceMusic by Pete BarryAdditional music and sound effects: S...2021-02-2640 min
Mission Rejected212: A Vow To A KillAthena O'Brien is getting married...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is available. (Season finale)Written byJohn P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelisStory byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis& John P. Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersKirk White as Chet PhillipsAshley Banks as Athena O'Brien...2020-12-2856 min
Mission Rejected211: MoonfakerA scientist will only hand over a vital new super fuel if he's sent to space...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Lex Hammond...2020-12-1139 min
Mission Rejected210: Diamonds Are For ErrorsThere's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Gift Shop Girl...2020-11-2038 min
Mission Rejected209: American SpydolThe prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing. A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Contest O...2020-10-3044 min
Mission Rejected208: Three Days of the CondoA cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Pivetz as Quinn Corrino2020-09-2540 min
Mission Rejected207: The Spy Who Forgot MeThe Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available.Written byJohn Dowgin & Pete BarryDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Ken AndersonNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as the Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techieand Bob...2020-08-2840 min
Mission Rejected206: BlunderballA dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lex Hammond2020-07-3133 min
Mission Rejected205: My Brother, My Brother, and NeroA low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelis & John P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley...2020-06-2639 min
Mission Rejected204: A Hard Day's KnightA renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn Corrino2020-05-2939 min
Listen Rinse RepeatKen Burns' 'Quarantine': Part 6Eullabelle laments her youngest's entertainment habits during the quarantine This episode is not explicit. Performed by Faith Dowgin and John P. Dowgin, written by John P. Dowgin John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by...2020-05-1200 min
Listen Rinse RepeatKen Burns' 'Quarantine': Part 5Eullabelle replies to Ambrose with thoughts on scheduled grocery delivery This episode is not explicit. Written by John P. Dowgin, Performed by Faith Dowgin and John P. Dowgin John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published...2020-05-0300 min
Mission Rejected203: SwinefeldAn international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJohn P. Dowgin and Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athe...2020-04-2434 min
Listen Rinse RepeatKen Burns 'Quarantine': Part 4In this edition of Ken Burns Quarantine, Eullabelle replies to Ambrose about home schooling This episode is not explicit. Written by John P. Dowgin. Performed by Faith Dowgin and John P. Dowgin John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their...2020-04-1900 min
Listen Rinse RepeatKen Burns Quarantine: Part 3Produced by John and Faith Dowgin of the Mission: Rejected podcast. John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents...2020-04-0300 min
Listen Rinse RepeatKen Burns' 'Quarantine' Part 2 John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents, Ken Burns ‘Quarantine’ Dearest Eulabelle The reckoning has come. The damn'd Stop n Shop rebels hav...2020-03-3100 min
Mission Rejected202: Borderline PersonalitiesA controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Lexand Bob Killion...2020-03-2734 min
Listen Rinse RepeatKen Burns: Quarantine pt 1John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents, Ken Burns ‘Quarantine’ AMBROSE: Dearest Eulabelle The situation grows dire. Russian Doll and Stra...2020-03-2700 min
Mission Rejected201: Hazy and Distant DangerThe Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead?Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiand Bob Killion as The...2020-03-0637 min
Sunday ShowcaseSonic Society #634- More Missions!This week Jack and David swear themselves to secrecy as the discover story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. Mission Rejected! is created, produced and written by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin and from The Porch Room! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-02-231h 06
Mission RejectedEMF Declassified (Behind the Scenes)Mylène Kerschner, host of the CS Radio podcast, takes you behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected's fist season.Featuring interviews with co-creators Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.Written by J. Michael DeAngelisMusic, mixing and editing by Pete BarryFeaturingPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakKevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceBe sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every Monday on CS Radio, a podcast about a career exploration and development.Our Patreon supporters received a special extended edition of...2020-02-0437 min
Mission Rejected112: The Quotient of All FearsSpecial Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over.Written and Directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlBob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringPete Barry as Kristatos O’BrienDevin Plantamura as PebbleNatty Le...2019-12-2753 min
Mission Rejected111: The Slow and The SteamedAn illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlJ. Michael DeAngelis as Mario CaprettiPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien2019-11-2933 min
Mission Rejected110: Granger ThingsIt's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror!CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices.Written byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John DowginDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief...2019-10-3132 min
Mission Rejected109: Cardamom BrandyA notorious pharmaceutical executive under house arrest is trying to relaunch his criminal empire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlDave Serfass as Cattle Baron #1M...2019-10-1837 min
Mission Rejected108: Park It Like It's HotA former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. Dowgin. Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean GirlJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom2019-09-2737 min
Mission Rejected107: Halt and Catch These HandsA ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest...2019-08-3036 min
Mission Rejected106: Enter LarryA criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean GirlJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings2019-07-2630 min
Mission Rejected105: Totally ScrewedA top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. DowginDirected by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGue...2019-06-2830 min
Mission Rejected104: The Werewolves of Wall StreetA corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlJosh Schwartz as Stuart GilliganJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiand B...2019-05-3128 min
Mission Rejected103: Cattle CallA shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloriawith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeDave Serfass as Cattle Baronand Bob Killion a...2019-04-2627 minMission RejectedBonus Scene: Lord NeroAfter the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejectedWritten and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis.Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief and Paige Klaniecki as Glori)Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry.Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. "Sci-Fi Office" soun...2019-04-1202 min
Mission Rejected102: The Con is OnA New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. DowginDirected by J. Michael DeAngelis. StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringBob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy Ser...2019-03-2935 min
Mission Rejected101: Duck and CoverA South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringDevin Plantamura as Parking GuyJose Maria Bejarano as El PatoJohn P...2019-03-0426 min