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55:11 Podcast55:11 Podcast#28 | The Power of God's Word (Monty Tuttle, Jon Mark Smith, and Clyde H. Slimp)In this episode, hosts Brooke Kehl and Dirk Smith are joined by three more EEM Regional Directors – Monty Tuttle, Jon Mark Smith, and Clyde H. Slimp to talk about the impactful stories from their recent trip to Hungary and Slovakia. The Region Directors discuss their visits with various EEM ministry partners and the powerful work being done in these regions. Hear a moving story of one woman’s surprising reaction to discovering God’s Word in her heart language for the first time. Listen to the heartwarming stories of Palanta, a puppet ministry bringing Bibles and the messag...2024-08-0654 minList EnvyList EnvyTop 5 piano pop actsWhether you like to bash away at them or tickle them gently, you can get a lot of beautiful noise out of 88 keys.Jon Hickman rejoins Mark to discuss their top-5 piano pop ac.(00:00) - Cold open (00:26) - Introduction (00:47) - Jon’s pick: Billy Joel (03:21) - Mark’s pick: Ben Folds (Five) (15:28) - Jon’s pick: Regina Spektor (19:12) - Mark’s pick: Elton John (24:20) - Jon’s pick: Sean Smith (31:14) - Mark’s pick: Muse (35:42) - Jon’s pick: Keane (41:12) - Mark’s pick: Stevie Wonder (48:23) - Midamble (50:41) - Building the final list (53:23) - H...2024-07-161h 00Sprint-Zero Podcast - Power Platform, AI, Low Code, Consultancy & NeurodiversitySprint-Zero Podcast - Power Platform, AI, Low Code, Consultancy & NeurodiversityWe're in so much trouble - Guest: Mark SmithSend us a message!SummaryJoin the electrifying chat with Mark Smith, Power Platform maestro and Microsoft MVP, as he slices through tech norms with his robotic lawnmower passion and dyslexia superpower! Discover the MVP program’s lucrative perks and dive into Mark’s 90-Day Mentoring Challenge, a career catapult for many. He decodes the essence of job satisfaction, leadership vs. management, and the corporate maze. Mark’s mantra? ‘Hell Yeah or Hmm’—a guide to seizing roles that resonate with your core. It’s a masterclass in growth, grit, and the art of the pivot—fuel for the tech trailbl...2024-05-3058 minRNLI 200 VoicesRNLI 200 Voices196. One Crew: Mark SmithThe force behind the launch - Mark Smith on powering his crew to a Silver Medal rescue  When his pager went off on 20 May 2021, Trearddur Bay RNLI Tractor Driver Mark Smith knew exactly what it was about. Moments before, he’d looked out of his window and spotted three surfers struggling in treacherous swell and waves.  Mark talks about the incredibly challenging shout, which led to his fellow volunteer crew members receiving Silver and Bronze Medals, and Mark himself receiving the Director of Operations Commendation. Mark shares what kept him calm facing the worst sea cond...2024-02-2908 minThe JBS Training Group PodcastThe JBS Training Group PodcastJon Hatcher (Sun & Shadow)Whats up y'all?! This is a great episode with my friend Jon Hatcher of Sun & Shadow. I have been talking to Jon for years about shooting since I first met him at a DMR match back in the day. We talk about gas guns, precision rifles, competition to hone your skills, and a bunch of other great topics. Jon runs a company called Sun & Shadow and has a pretty exciting match coming up that he has been planning. I hope y'all enjoy this as much as I did! Check the JBS website for info on upcoming classes...2024-02-211h 31Microsoft Innovation PodcastMicrosoft Innovation PodcastCrafting a Digital Future with Personal Stories and Advanced AI with Jon Russell and Mike GowlandFULL SHOW NOTES https://podcast.nz365guy.com/527 Imagine intertwining the rhythms of personal passion with the beats of cutting-edge technology. That's the melody we play in our latest discussion with Jon Russell and Mike Gowland from A&S Group, where we harmonize the tunes of AI, the Power Platform, and life's candid moments. Our guests don't just bring their tech expertise to the table; they also share slices of their personal worlds, from John's artistic forays into photography and music to Mike's heartfelt family tales, setting the stage for a symphony of stories where technology...2024-02-1946 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFriendshipMark, Danny and the Jons round out the second and final full season of Beware of the Leopard with a discussion on friendship, the spaceships it powers, and the capitalist hellscapes it smashes.Find us all on the Internet: Jon BoundsJon HickmanDanny SmithMark SteadmanConsume our things:Buy Danny's bookBuy Birmingham: It's Not Shit, the bookListen to Mark's daily podcastThank you for sharing, and we hope you enjoyed.2023-12-281h 02THINK Business with Jon DwoskinTHINK Business with Jon DwoskinSpeed Round with Mark Ross Smith Dive into an engaging speed round from THINK Business LIVE with Jon Dwoskin and Mark Ross-Smith, CEO & Co-Founder of StatusMatch. These quick-fire questions and candid answers reveal best advice, favorite books, and personal insights. Watch the full episode Connect with Jon Dwoskin: Twitter: @jdwoskin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.dwoskin Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejondwoskinexperience/ Website: https://jondwoskin.com/LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jondwoskin/ Email: jon@jondwoskin.com Get Jon’s Book: The Think Big Movement: Grow your business big. Very Big!   2023-11-0801 minThe JBS Training Group PodcastThe JBS Training Group PodcastJon Dufresne (Kinetic Consulting)Find a spot to chill and check out what Jon Dufresne and I have to say about stuff in this awesome conversation we had the other day. Jon is one of those dudes who is fun to be around and is constantly deep thinking about stuff, even though he’s candid about almost everything. I am very fortunate to know him and hope this episode might inspire some of you guys to go check out what he’s got going on over at Kinetic Consulting. And remember…eat desert first!  Check the JBS website for inf...2023-09-041h 32Microsoft Innovation PodcastMicrosoft Innovation PodcastIntegrating SAP and other System of Records with Jon GilmanFULL SHOW NOTES https://podcast.nz365guy.com/462Jon Gilman shares his experience working at Microsoft for over 18 months since the acquisition and how they have incorporated their products into the Power Platform. Talks about Jon’s focus on creating exciting content for enterprises to quickly adopt and implement the Power Platform, as opposed to the traditional DIY approach. Jon shares his background as an industrial engineering major and his journey from General Motors to Accenture, where he worked on implementing SAP and building custom software. Explains the challenges faced by organizations when implementing ERP systems, where opera...2023-07-0331 minLocked On Sports AtlantaLocked On Sports AtlantaHittin' Hard with Jon Chuckery: Smith Won't Ask Ridder To Do Much & Riley Has A Lot Of HelpArthur Smith has designated Desmond Ridder as the starter for the Atlanta Falcons in 2023. Obviously, with only four NFL starts under his belt, there are some questions that still need to be answered. Jon Chuckery talked about how Smith has to figure out a way to be better in the red zone regardless of who's under center. Secondly, the Atlanta Braves have been able to score a lot of runs this season. Austin Riley has been a player who you expect to put up good numbers for the Braves. Jon Chuckery talked about how Riley’s numbers are projected to...2023-06-1627 minThe Drunk Mormon PodcastThe Drunk Mormon PodcastJoseph Smith: Treasure Hunter (Part 1)We're back! And after a long hiatus we're tackling a long-overdue topic: Joseph Smith's treasure digging history. Featuring Mark Elwood, author and illustrator of "The Glass Looker: Collected Tales of Joseph Smith:" To see more of Mark's work and order his graphic novels, head to https://theglasslooker.com/ !   Follow us @DrunkMormonPod Visit our Merch Store Find us on Patreon2023-06-051h 06Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastThe Hitchhiker's Guide to BooksChildren's books, Vogon poetry, dictionaries, ghost-writing, and choose-your-own adventures. All this, plus Jack the Ripper, sitcom reimaginings, David Williams, some news of our own, and the derivation of the term "Dirty Bristow".LinksSubscribe to our newsletterFollow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bounds on TwitterFollow Jon Hickman on TwitterFollow Mark on TwitterThe notorious Emma WrightLeave us a review on Apple Podcasts2022-09-0848 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastThe Hitchhiker's Guide to HolidaysSummer flings on Bethselamin, camping holidays in pissing Southport, the Holiday Theory of Relativity, and the inevitable books that followed on from Veet Voojagig's classic about Biros. All of this, plus the question: Zaphod Beeblebrox – sexist bully or scoundrel of his time?Listener Gemma's podcastsWhat’s in the tea? A Dollhouse re-watchSleep Minute — Dreams & The Science of SleepLinksSubscribe to our newsletterFollow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bounds on TwitterFollow Jon Hickman on TwitterFollow Mark on TwitterThe notorious Emma WrightLeave us a review on Apple Podcasts2022-08-0450 minHammond ReportHammond ReportReunion NAMM Kick-off Jon Hammond Funk Unit Jazz and Blues InstrumentalsReunion NAMM Kick-off Jon Hammond Funk Unit Jazz and Blues Instrumentals Musicians: Ronnie Smith - drums Chuggy Carter / Leslie J. Carter - congas and percussion Joe Berger - guitar Jon Hammond - organ Thanks Greg Herreman productions, Tony Mirador audio mix, Mark Magill 'Stage Dad', Odie, Carvin, San Diego Event Productions- Akroz Professional LLC 2022 NAMM Show Team "It was like old times to be back up on the NAMM Arena Plaza Stage yesterday, the stage crew Mark Magill ‘Stage Dad’ , Tony Mirador the sound mixer, Carvin and all did a fantastic job - I listened back to the mix, it soun...2022-06-0805 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastChristmas in the ShackOne of the many major problems with producing podcasts is that of who you get to do it, or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarise: it is a well-known and much limited fact that those people who most want to produce podcasts are ipso facto those lists duty to do it. To summarise the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made a podcast producer should a no account be allowed to do the job. To summarise the summary of the summary: people are a problem....2021-12-2420 minThe ClimbThe ClimbEp #83 - Mark SmithEp #84 - Mark Smith - Jon and David speak to Mark Smith of Ventana Research about market research.  Another Digital Mastermind production of The Climb, join us and the learn more insights in the technology and digital marketing space.2021-10-281h 14Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastProductivityMark, Danny and the Jons present the Hitchhiker’s Guide to getting it all done.In our new format, each panelist writes a short essay on the given topic, in the style of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the book with the large friendly letters on the cover. Our thanks to Emma Wright (@editorialgirl) for being the voice of the Guide.Follow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bounds on TwitterFollow Jon Hickman on TwitterFollow Mark on TwitterLeave us a review on Apple PodcastsFind more shows from the Outpost2021-10-141h 04Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastSleepMark, Danny and the Jons present the Hitchhiker’s Guide to getting a good night's rest.In our new format, each panelist writes a short essay on the given topic, in the style of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the book with the large friendly letters on the cover. Our thanks to Emma Wright (@editorialgirl) for being the voice of the Guide.Follow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bounds on TwitterFollow Jon Hickman on TwitterFollow Mark on TwitterLeave us a review on Apple PodcastsFind more shows from the Outpost2021-06-171h 02Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastTowel Day 2021To commemorate Towel Day 2021, Mark, Danny, and the Jons present the worst bits of Beware of the Leopard. These are all the bits that are normally cut from the main body of the episode and shoved to the back, to sit in shame and think about what they did. Now we're bringing them out into the light for you to judge, share, and hopefully on some level, enjoy.New episode coming in the next couple of weeks, promise.2021-05-2543 minThe Videocraft Show Presented by Video HuskyThe Videocraft Show Presented by Video HuskyAnswering Life's Biggest Questions With Mark Wooding of After Skool [The Videocraft Show Episode #14]Having a big following, it does have value and it does get your foot in the door to a lot of things. And it’s funny, you kind of have to play these games to get to a certain level. And once you get beyond this level, you can kind of write your own rules. ⸺ Mark Wooding, After Skool   This week’s guest on The Videocraft Show Presented By Video Husky has a face you might not be familiar with. But there are likely many of you who are no stranger to his incredi...2021-04-201h 50Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastBirthdays and ageingMark, Danny and the Jons present the Hitchhiker’s Guide to getting on in years.In our new format, each panelist writes a short essay on the given topic, in the style of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the book with the large friendly letters on the cover. Our thanks to Emma Wright (@ editorialgirl ) for being the voice of the Guide.Follow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bounds on TwitterFollow Jon Hickman on TwitterFollow Mark on TwitterLeave us a review on Apple PodcastsFind more shows from the Outpost2021-04-011h 02Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastDon't Panic! It's Christmas!Mark, Danny and the Jons present the Hitchhiker’s Guide to Christmas and the new year.In our new format, each panelist writes a short essay on the given topic, in the style of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the book with the large friendly letters on the cover. Our thanks to Emma Wright (@ editorialgirl ) for being the voice of the Guide.Also in this episode, the panel show us their baubles, and try and find something to hope for in 2021.Follow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bounds on TwitterFollow Jon Hickman on T...2020-12-2448 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastThe Don't Panic guide to musicMark, Danny and the Jons present the Hitchhiker’s Guide to music.In our new format, each panelist writes a short essay on the given topic, in the style of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the book with the large friendly letters on the cover. Our thanks to Emma Wright (@ editorialgirl ) for being the voice of the Guide.Follow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bounds on TwitterFollow Jon Hickman on TwitterFollow Mark on TwitterLeave us a review on Apple PodcastsFind more shows from the Outpost2020-12-101h 05Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastDon't Panic! goes back to schoolMark, Danny, and the Jons present their Hitchhiker’s Guide entries on a return to school, including the long dark teatime of the soul, robot school, so-called non-subjects, and homework.Follow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bounds on TwitterFollow Jon Hickman on TwitterFollow Mark on TwitterLeave us a review on Apple PodcastsFind more shows from the Outpost2020-11-121h 02Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastThe Don't Panic guide to sportMark, Danny and the Jons present the Hitchhiker’s Guide to sport, with contributions on politics and PE, and a host of alien sporting activities sure to become major hits on Earth.In our new format, each panelist writes a short essay on the given topic, in the style of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the book with the large friendly letters on the cover. Our thanks to Emma Wright (@ editorialgirl ) for being the voice of the Guide.Follow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bounds on TwitterFollow Jon Hickman on TwitterFollow Mark on TwitterLeave us a...2020-08-0652 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastTowel Day 2020Join Mark, Jon, Jon and Danny as they play Podcast Day, the text adventure game written by Mark.Follow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bounds on TwitterFollow Jon Hickman on TwitterFollow Mark on TwitterLeave us a review on Apple PodcastsFind more shows from the OutpostPlay Podcast Day2020-05-251h 23Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastThe Dont Panic Guide to the COVID-19 pandemicJoin Mark, Danny and the Jons as they tackle the fiddly social issues that arise from living through a global pandemic.Each panelist – including Mark – was tasked with writing an entry for an updated version of the Hitchhiker’s Guide. Jon Hickman wrote his on virtual meetings, Bounder went Marxist, Danny tackled isolation and Mark wrote about panic.The team also share their tips for surviving the apocalypse, whether or not you happen to know where your towel is.Stay safe, stay indoors, listen to podcasts.Follow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bo...2020-04-101h 03Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast42nd anniversary specialJoin Mark, Danny and the Jons as they recap what they’ve been up to since our last full episode, say goodbye to a fellow Hitchhiker and Adamsify a piece of existing pop culture.How we picked up HitchhikersWe Apologise for the Inconvenience, by Mark GriffithsStephen Moore on IMDbMarvin the Paranoid AndroidPodcast Day: the text adventure gameMark on Podcast Radio Hour2020-03-0846 minList EnvyList EnvyTop 5 things we’re leaving behindFellow podcaster Jon Hickman joins Mark to cast aside things from our adolescence that we can get by just as well without.Jon co-hosts the hilarious and often genuinely moving – no pun intended — fitness, running and tech podcast You Don’t Look Like a Runner with Nick Moreton, and Thread with Mark.(00:00) - Introduction (04:58) - Jon's pick: Kevin Smith movies (15:36) - Mark's pick: Smash Mouth (23:28) - Jon's pick: Pop charts (28:44) - Mark's pick: Bill Hicks (37:58) - Jon's pick: Graham Linehan (42:20) - Mark's pick: American Beauty (50:42) - Jon's pick: Cheeky Nando's' (55:02) - Mark's pick: The ch...2019-11-261h 09Microsoft Innovation PodcastMicrosoft Innovation PodcastMicrosoft Flow with Jon LevesqueFULL SHOW NOTEShttps://podcast.nz365guy.com/128A Brief Introduction about Jon’s life – Canadian by blood, lives in Washington, where his interesting family name came from, family background and educational background. What he does when he’s not working Jon’s biggest life goals How he started working with Microsoft and his main area of responsibility His thoughts on the recent changes to the Microsoft Business Applications MVP Program in respect to Flow How Microsoft flow started and its relationship to Dynamics Describes what Microsoft Flow is and its importance in relation to workflow Resources and training av...2019-09-1053 minList EnvyList EnvyTop 5 British sitcoms of the 1970sWriter and Internet raconteur Jon Bounds joins Mark to build a list close to his heart.Jon grew up on 70s sitcoms and wants nothing more than to share his love. If you’re in the UK, these might be shows you can check out on Yesterday or in film-form via Talking Pictures.Jon is a student of erstwhile TV, a fact clearly demonstrated by his massive affection for the 80s tele-phenomenon than is Boon.Mark and Jon’s differences in comedy tastes are perhaps best illustrated by the fact that Jon...2019-09-031h 04Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastThe question to the ultimate answerJoin Mark, Danny and the Jons as they attempt to solve the world’s problems and make it a good and happy place. Jon Hickman turns to pop culture, Danny says it’s all about kindness, Jon Bounds has a 19th century German philosopher to thank, and Mark’s solution, unsurprisingly, involves a lot of talking.Follow Danny on TwitterFollow Jon Bounds on TwitterFollow Jon Hickman on TwitterFollow Mark on TwitterLeave us a review on Apple PodcastsFind more shows from the OutpostYou Don’t Look Like a Runner — Jon Hickman’s running podcastThread — Mark and Jon Hickman’s other podcastDan...2019-04-181h 21Beware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Zaphod Beeblebrox to ZentalquabulaJoin Mark and the Jons as they finish up the last of the Zs in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.Zaphod BeeblebroxZaphod Beeblebrox is – or was – President of the Imperial Galactic Government. His favourite mother is Alice Beeblebrox, of 108 Astral Cresent, Zoofroozelchester, Betelgeuse V.Zaphod’s great grandfather is Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth. He grew an extra arm for Trillian, which took him six months.ZarniwoopHidden away in a pocket universe, and played by Jonathan Price, Zarniwoop is the guy who concocte...2019-04-1140 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom the Wormhole Disco to the Zansellquasure Flamarion Bridge ClubJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they saunter into the Z section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.Wormhole DiscoThe place Zaphod and Roosta transport themselves to is the Wormhole Disco, which might as well have been called the Placeholder Club. In this disco there are nozels on the wall that spray the smell of hot sweat over everything, and the place is packed with dancing robots.Wowbagger the Infinitely ProlongedWowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was – indeed, is – one of the Universe’s very small nu...2019-04-0447 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom wave harmonic theory to the Wise Old BirdJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they traverse the W section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.Wave harmonic theory of historical perceptionReason not withstanding, the universe continues unabated. Its history is terribly long and awfully difficult to understand, even in its simpler moments which are, roughly speaking, the beginning and the end. The wave harmonic theory of historical perception, in its simplest form, states that history is an illusion caused by the passage of time, and that time is an illusion caused by the passage of history. It also st...2019-03-2852 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Vogons to WalkmansJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they traverse the V section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.Vogon constructor fleetsHere is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy – not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public...2019-03-2152 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom the Uncertain Areas to VodJoin Mark and the Jons as they traverse the V section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, with a quick final stop-off at U.Uncertain Areas“Wild horses thundered through the sky taking fresh supplies of reinforced railings to the Uncertain Areas”. That’s a line from the popular book The Hitchhiker’s Guide to teh Galaxy, and it describes a thing that happens aboard the starship Heart of Gold, when Ford andn Arthur are brought on-board.Ursa MinorUrsa Minor Beta is, some say, one of the...2019-03-1439 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Tri-D to TurlingdromeJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they clear the T section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.Tri-DTri-D is Adams’ allusion to some sort of 3D TV, and is distinct from Five-D, the sub-etha, the Sense-o-Tape, the Hall of Informational Illusions and whatever other technology he created to show things to characters.Triganic PuThe Triganic Pu is a form of galactic currency. Its exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since a Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six...2019-03-0741 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Thor to Transtellar Cruise LinesJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they traverse the T section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.Tea and DouglasWhat JB said about kettles isn’t entirely inaccurate, according to an American friend of Mark’s, who also has a lovely story to tell about Douglas Adams.ThorThor is a thunder god. Arthur picks a fight with him over Trillian at an airborne party.Time Traveller’s Handbook of 1001 Tense FormationsOne of the major problems encountered in time tra...2019-02-2843 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom sun diving to Terry JonesJoin Mark and the Jons as they traverse the [letter] section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.Sun diveHotblack Deseato’s band has a completely black stunt ship that dives into the sun on Kakrafoon, as part of the climax of a gig.Susan SheridanSusan Sheridan played Trillian in the radio series. She died in 2015, but had a good career as a voice actor with credits including Budgie the Little Helecopter and Jimbo(a personal favourite). We’re going to talk about Trillian in a f...2019-02-2140 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Strags to the Sub-Etha Sens-o-MaticJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they traverse the S section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.StragA strag is a non-hitchhiker. Given that we’ve discussed the idea of the hitchhiker as a class of person,Strangulous Stilettans of JajazikstakThe Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak are mortal enemies of the Silastic Armourfiends of Striterax.Strateej-o-MatThe Strateej-o-Mat is a strategy aparatus on the Grebulon ship, that will only follow the commnads of the Chief Strategic Officer.St...2019-02-1435 minGone MobileGone MobileCreating Apps From Spreadsheets Using Glide with Jason Smith and Mark ProbstCreating apps from spreadsheets? You bet! In this episode we're joined by Jason Smith and Mark Probst, formerly of Xamarin/Microsoft, to talk about their new endeavor called Glide. Glide's goal is to let you build beautiful, data-powered apps quickly and easily, so tune in to learn what it's all about!Special Guests: Jason Smith and Mark Probst.Sponsored By:Raygun: Spot every bug. Discover every performance issue. Ship new features faster and deliver flawless user experiences. Raygun enables you to build stronger, faster and more resilient web and mobile applications for your customers...2019-02-1148 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom SrDt 3454 to Stephen MooreJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they traverse the S section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. We dedicate this episode to Jeremy Hardy, who died last week.The Great Ventilation and Telephone Riots of SrDt 3454These riots led to three important events, which we’ll go through in turn, but it’s basically all the fault of a ventilation system called the Breathe-o-Smart, which was absolutely guaranteed to never, ever, ever, go wrong; so much so that the company demanded all customers seal shut all the windows in buildings that used it. So...2019-02-0742 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Slim’s Throat Emporium to SqornshellousJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they continue with the S section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.Slim’s Throat EmporiumSlim’s Throat Emporium is a bar Ford and Hotblack Desiato used to crash, pretending to be health inspectors.Slo-TimeThe planet of Krikkit was to be enclosed for perpetuity in an envelope of Slo-Time, inside which life would continue almost infinitely slowly. All light would be deflected round the envelope so that it would remain invisible and impenetrable. Escape from the envelope would be utterly impossible unless...2019-01-3137 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Striterax to SlartibartfastMark and the Jons are back off their Christmas break and ready to continue through the S section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.Silastic Armorfiends of StriteraxThe best way to pick a fight with a Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax was just to be born. They didn’t like it, they got resentful. And when an Armorfiend got resentful, someone got hurt.They were the first race who ever managed to shock a computer. The computer in question was Hactar, and they commissioned him to build an ultimate weapon, which almo...2019-01-2449 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Sens-o-Tape to the Siderial Daily MentionerJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they continue traversing the S section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.Sens-o-TapeSens-o-Tape is another piece of VR equipment. In the first book, Arthur gets strapped into a machine that shows him how the Magratheans discovered the Ultimate Answer.Sesefras MagnaSesefras Magna is a planet around which Ford is orbiting when he hooks up a ship to the Speaking Clock on Earth, and where Xaxisians dock their battle fleet. Its sun is Zondostina, known to Sesefrasians as Pleiades Zeta. Orbiting the pl...2018-12-2035 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Saquo-Pilia Hensha to Sector ZZ9 Plural Z AlphaJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they traverse the S section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.Saquo-Pilia HenshaKing Antwelm made a famous assumption that what everybody wanted, all other things being equal, was to be happy and enjoy themselves and have the best possible time together. On his death he had willed his entire personal fortune to financing an annual festival to remind everyone of this, with lots of good food and dancing and very silly games like Hunt the Wocket. His Assumption had been such a brilliantly good one that he...2018-12-1333 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast52: From Rula Lenska to Santraginus VJoin Mark and the Jons as they finish up the R section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, and make a move on the Ss. Rula Lenska Rula Lenska plays Lintilla and her clones, and the Guide in bird form in the radio series. Russell Russell is Fenchurch’s brother. To Arthur’s mind, the name Russell always suggested burly men with blond moustaches and blow-dried hair, who would at the slightest provocation start wearing velvet tuxedos and frilly shirtfronts and would then have to be for...2018-12-0644 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast51: From reverse temporal engineering to RoostaJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they traverse the R section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Reverse temporal engineering Reverse temporal engineering is a new technology of “unfiltered perception”, which is a marvellous way of making anything you want to have happen, happen, without all that tedious mucking about with probability drives or Italian waiters. Danny, is there a name for the kind of thing you add to a sci-fi or fantasy universe that can just solve any problem? Is it a deus ex machina or is that someth...2018-11-2937 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast50: Loose tiles vol 1Mark and Jon Hickman welcome Danny back to the Leopard with an episode in which we pull out random letters from the Scrabble bag. Warning: your mother would not approve of you listening to this episode. We discuss feedback from Twitter and email, educate Danny on the Baby Shark phenomenon, learn more about the Mandela effect, and Jon continues to make fun of Mark for liking heavily-detailed Swedish crime-fiction. We also look into staffing and casting a hypothetical Random Dent TV series, Jon reads some spam and Mark talks about being scared by VR.2018-11-2236 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast49: From the Radiophonic Workshop to Reg NullifyJoin Mark and the Jons as they continue through the R section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Radiophonic Workshop The Radiopohinc Workshop was a BBC department that mae music and noises for BBC programmes, originally for radio and then for TV too. Arguably their most famous contribution is the Doctor Who theme. They were formed in 1958 and carried on for another 40 years until John Birt, the then Director General shut them down as they weren’t profitable enough. Random Dent Random Dent is Arthur’s daug...2018-11-1537 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast48: From President Vranx to radiation swampsJoin Mark and the Jons as they finish up the P section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, and get into some Rs. President Yooden Vranx President Yooden Vranx was Zaphod’s predecessor. It was his idea to steal the Heart of Gold. but… was it? Probability The guide says that if you hold a lungful of air you can survive in the total vacuum of space for about thirty seconds, but the chances of getting picked up by another ship within that timeframe are two to...2018-11-0840 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast47: From politics to Pralite monksJoin Mark and the Jons as they traverse the P section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Politics The Jons explain why David Icke is like a British Rail sandwich, and that lizards eat babies. Pondermatic The Pondermatic is another computer not as smart as Deep Thought, who in fact called it a “cybernetic simpleton”. Poodoo Poodoo is an executive from the company that built the cloning machines that created the hundreds of millions of Lintilla clones we meet on Bro...2018-11-0144 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastLive at the Birmingham Podcast FestivalJon Bounds, Jon Hickman, Danny Smith and Mark Steadman meetup in real life to discuss their favourite characters, put the Guide on shuffle mode and drink a homemade pangalactic gargleblaster.Huge thanks to everyone who came to see us record, to Elle for holding the mic for Danny, and to the Mockingbird Cinema for having us.2018-07-1252 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast45: From Philip Pope to PoghrilJoin Mark, Jon and Danny as they continue traversing the P section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Philip Pope Philip Pope recorded a character voice in the Starship Titanic video game, wrote the Krikkit song and voiced one of the masters of Krikkit in the radio series. He’s also partly-responsible - along with Richard Curtis - for a pitch-perfect BeeGees parody. Photon-ajuitar The photon-ajuitar is a musical instrument, with a keyboard. Pikka birds Pikka birds live on Lamu...2018-06-2839 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast43: From Paul McCartney to the Phargilor KangarooJoin Mark and the Jons as they traverse the P section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Paul McCartney In Life, the Universe and Everything, we’re treated to Adams’ thoughts on Paul McCartney. One of his little one-liners, in reference to a tune being sung on Krikkit is “Arthur could almost imagine Paul McCartney sitting with his feet up by the fire one evening, humming it to Linda and wondering what to buy with the proceeds”. Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings is from Es...2018-06-1437 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast41: From Oolon Colluphid to partiesJoin Mark and the Jons as they traverse the P section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, and take a sneaky pitstop at O. Oolon Colluphid Oolon Colluphid is the author of heretical works of non-fiction. We’ve covered many of his books already, but titles include Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway? Orion Beta Orion Beta is noted for its madronite mining belts, where Ford learned to play a drinking game involving teleke...2018-06-0737 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast38: From mice to Murray Bost HensonJoin Mark, Jon and Jon as they traverse the M section of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Mice Trillian - remember her? - kept some pet mice, who turned out to be the most intelligent beings on earth. We still don't know what species they are when they're not projecting themselves as little furry cratures with a cheese fixation. Milliard Gargantubrain The Milliard Gargantubrain is a super-computer from Maximegalon which can count all the atoms in a star in a millisecond. Milliways2018-05-1737 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast36: From Majikthise to MarvinJoin Danny, Jon and Mark as they barrel through the M section of the Guide. Links Follow Danny on Twitter Follow Jon Bounds on Twitter Follow Mark on Twitter Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts 2018-05-0337 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast35: From logic to MagratheaDanny joins Mark and Jon Bounds to discuss crisps, Sundays and Zeno’s paradox. It’s all in the L section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Links Follow Danny on Twitter Follow Jon Bounds on Twitter Follow Mark on Twitter Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts Zoo (2007 film) - Wikipedia 2018-04-2637 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast34: From Lazlar Lyricon to LintillaMark and Jon Hickman are joined by Jon Bounds to work through some more of the L section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Lazlar Lyricon Lazlar Lyricon is a customiser of space craft to the staggeringly wealthy. He customised the Disaster Area’s limo, and is said, by Ford Prefect, to have “no shame”. Lazlar Lyricon also leant its name to a convention of Hitchhiker’s fans. The first was in our home city of Birmingham, and there’s a link in the show notes to an episode of Saturday...2018-04-1934 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast33: From Krikkit to LamuellaMark and Danny Smith are joined by Jon Hickman to finish up the K section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, and tackle a couple of important Ls. Krikkit Of all the races on the Galaxy, only the English could possibly revive the memory of the most horrific wars ever to sunder the Universe and transform it into what is generally regarded as an incomprehensibly dull and pointless game. L Prosser Mr L Prosser is 40, fat and shabby. He works for the local council, and is...2018-04-1231 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast31: From Juju-flop to Know-Nothing-BozoMark and Jon Bounds are joined by Danny Smith to continue pawing through the J section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Juju-flop When in a national speech, the financial minister of the Royal World Estate of Qualvista said that the economy had now arrived at “one whole juju-flop situation”, everyone was so pleased he felt able to come out and say it, that they quite failed to notice that their five-thousand-year-old civilisation had just collapsed overnight. Jynnan tonnyx It is a curious fact that someth...2018-04-0534 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast30: From Jaglan Beta to Judiciary PagMark and Jon Hickman are joined by Jon Bounds to continue pawing through the J section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Jaglan Beta Jaglan Beta is second out from the star Jaglan, near the Axle Nebula (and no, Jon, this isn’t a real place). We know three things about it: it has cold moons so it’s useful to wrap a towel around you to keep you warm, Ford once saw a star buggy smash into its third moon, and there’s a song called “I Left My Leg in Jaglan...2018-03-2240 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast29: From the Imperial Galaxy to IslingtonMark and Danny Smith are joined by Jon Hickman to continue pawing through the H section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide. Imperial Galaxy In the last moments of his dying coma, the hereditary Emperor of the Galaxy was locked in a statis field which kept him in a state of perpetual unchangingness. All his heirs are now long dead, and this has meant that without any drastic political upheaval, power simply and effectively moved a rung or two down the ladder, and is now seen to be vested in a body which used to...2018-03-1535 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast28: From human beings to the Ident-i-EezeMark and Jon Bounds are joined by Danny Smith to continue pawing through the H section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide. Human beings One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about human beings was their habit of continually stating and repeating the obvious, as in “It’s a nice day”, or “You’re very tall”, or “Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?” Hunt the Wocket A game played on one of the worlds the Guide settles on...2018-03-0840 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast27: From the Hooloovoo to HrundiMark and Jon Hickman are joined by Jon Bounds to continue pawing through the H section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide. Hooloovoo A super-intelligent shade of the color blue Hoopy A person who is hoopy, or posesses the property of hoopiness is a “really together guy”. I feel like I meet hoopy people from time to time, and I’m never quite sure how to recover. Horse & Groom Arthur’s local pub on Earth, in which hung for many years a battered o...2018-03-0136 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast26: From Hastromil to Hig HurtenflirstMark and Danny Smith are joined by Jon Hickman to continue working thorugh the H section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide. Hastromil A star system we can see disappear into the black void of space, at Milliways. Hawalius A planet of soothsayers.It’s where Arthur met the old woman who lives in a cave, and the man on a pole when he seeks guidence. Heart of Gold The starship Heart of Gold is a beautiful ship, shaped like a running shoe...2018-02-2231 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast25: From Hactar to the Happy Vertical People TransportersMark and Jon Bounds are joined by Danny Smith to start work on the H section of Douglas Adams’ Hitchhikers’ universe. Hactar Hactar is the first computer ever to be shocked. The Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax disintegrated it into dust, but it still functioned, slowly. In the radio series, he was played by Leslie Philips. Haggunenons The Haggunenons of Vicissitus Three have the most impatient chromosomes in the Galaxy. Whereas most races are content to evolve slowly and carefully over thousands of generations, discarding a prehensile toe here...2018-02-1538 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast24: From the Grebulons to the G’GugvunttsMark and Jon Bounds are joined by Jon Hickman to finish rattling through the Gs, including a stop off at the Guide, and some very special found poetry. Grebulons The Grebulons were awoken from hyperspace sleep with no memories, after a meteorite struck their ship. They are thin and, under domestic lighting conditions, a sort of dim purplish green. They settled on a moon orbiting Pluto, and monitored Earth, believing astrology to be an exact science. Grunthos the Flatulent Grunthos the Flatulent is a Krian poet; the...2018-02-0846 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast22: From Geoffrey McGivern to Gogrilla MincefriendThe team are back for 2018, and continuing their mission to explore the Hitchhiker’s Guide universe in alphabetical order. This week, Danny Smith and Jon Bounds tackle the G section, and we reveal the results of our Hypothetical Slarti poll. Geoffrey McGivern In his time on the radio series, he’s played Ford Prefect, Deep Thought, a Frogstar robot, the Heart of Gold ventilation system, and a priest on Brontitall. He’s subsequently gone on to a successful career in TV, playing bit parts in scores of shows. Geoffrey Perkins...2018-01-2537 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast20: From the Gagrakacka Mind Zones to Genuine People PersonalitiesMark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Jon Bounds continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon, in alphabetical order. As well as the usual affair, we submit to yuletide cheer and discuss Christmas in the Hitchhiker’s universe. Gagrakacka Mind Zones The place Disaster Area come from. In other news, we discuss what a mind zone is. Gail Andrews A famous astrologer, who was berated by Tricia McMillan on TV, but who was gracious enough to come and see her, to find...2017-12-2139 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast19: From Fortillian Bantoburn O'Perfluous to the Fulornis Fire DragonMark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Danny Smith continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. Fortillian Bantoburn O’Perfluous The BarBot of the Starship Titanic, played by Dermot Crowley (from Luther, among other things). In the game, he mixes your character a bizarre cocktail that ends up helping to fix the ship. Here, Danny runs the team through some working class cocktails. Frastra Where they say “life begins at 40,000 degrees”. This planet has fire storms, and an equable...2017-12-1438 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast18: From Flolloping to Ford PrefectMark Steadman, Danny Smith and Jon Bounds continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. Flollop Flolloping is a way of moving that only a matress can do. In a sort-of Meaning of Liff kind of way, I wondered if you two had any similarly onomatopoeic terms for movement. The panel shares their favourite onomatopoeic words. Flying There is an art, the guide says, or rather a knack to flying, which lies in learning how to throw yo...2017-12-0739 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast17: From the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga to the Flex-o-PanelMark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Jon Bounds continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. Fire Mountains of Frazfraga We don’t know much about the Fire Mountains of Frazfraga, except that it’s not a hospitable location for a Silastic Armorfiend of Striterax. The panel discusses the most inhospitable places they’ve been to. Five-D 5D TV is, we can only assume, two better than Tri-D, which we’ll no doubt cover when we get to the Ts. Fo...2017-11-3034 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast16: From the Evildrome Boozarama to FinlonMark Steadman, Danny Smith and Jon Hickman continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. Evildrome Boozarama The Evildrome Boozarama is a bar Ford and Hotblack used to crash, pretending to be health inspectors. Here, Danny and Jon share some stomach-turning foodie tales. Fallian marsh gas When mixing a Pangalactic Gargleblaster, one should allow four litres of Falian marsh gas to bubble through, “in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Mars...2017-11-2336 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast15: From Enid Kapelsen to Everything You Never Wanted to Know About SexIn a very sexy episode, Mark Steadman, Danny Smith and Jon Bounds continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. Enid Kapelsen Enid is an elderly resident of Boston, MA, who, while on a flight one day, flipped up the shutter to see Arthur and Fenchurch checking in on a one-way trip to bone-town, only several thousand feet in the air. Envir-o-Form The Envir-o-Form is a piece of Grebulon technology that we know little about, but can as...2017-11-1635 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast14: From the earth to the electronic thumbMark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Jon Bounds continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. Earth Earth is a planet that was destroyed five minutes before the result of the most important experiment in the universe was revealed. The team examines the possibility that we’re living in a simulation, but maybe not a good one. Here’s Jon Hickman’s Tesco ad generator, by way of example. Eccentrica Gallumbits Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI is a...2017-11-0937 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast13: From dogs to Douglas AdamsMark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Danny Smith continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. Warning: This episode contains lots of swearing and sex talk. Dogs Arthur makes a passing reference to having a dog in the second radio episode, and the first book. So the panel asks “where’s Arthur’s dog?” Dolphins Dolphins are the second most intelligent species on earth, but did you know just how kinky they are? Danny reveals all. D...2017-11-0236 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast12: From the Definit-Kil to Dire StraitsMark Steadman, Jon Bounds and Danny Smith continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. Definit-Kil photrazon cannon A Vogon weapon, and an excuse for us to talk about firing guns and nihilism. Dentrassis The best cooks and _the _ best drinks mixers, and they don’t give a wet slap about anything else. The team discusses their favourite ways of annoying Vogons. The Digital Village The company that renamed to H2G2...2017-10-2436 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast11: From Cruxwan University to Deep ThoughtMark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Jon Bounds continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. Cruxwan University The seat of learning that was attended by Vroomfondel. We discuss whether Cruxwan would be a redbrick uni or a former polytechnic. D’Astragar ‘d’Astragaaar d’Astragar The Maitre d’Bot of the Starship Titanic, voiced by Philip Pope (who also voices the lift). Damogran A planet 500,000 light years from our sun, made up of lots o...2017-10-1935 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast10: From Colin to cowsMark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Danny Smith continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. Colin Colin is a delightful, and constantly delighted little security robot captured by Ford. The team discusses whether such a hack job could work on Marvin. CompuTeach Another computerised device that can also be made happy. The CompuTeach educates listeners to the radio series about the Shoe Event Horizon. Cosmovid, Thinkpix and Home Brain Box Three su...2017-10-1233 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast9: From the Campaign for Real Time to the Cloudworlds of YagaMark Steadman, Danny Smith and Jon Bounds continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. This episode has some bad language. Campaign for Real Time Danny shares his story of getting his chest waxed at a Twitter-based charity event. Cathedral of Chalesm In memories of this lost cathedral, the team discusses things they’ve lost. Celestial Homecare Omnibus Here the team discuss how-to books and YouTube videos. “Go ahead and” enjoy this cha...2017-10-0534 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast8: From Brantisvogan to CaliforniaMark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Jon Bounds continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. Brantisvogan A many-faceted place where banking and bureaucracy happens. Also yes, Mark is aware he pronounced amoeboids with a G. That’s how they pronounce it on Brantisvogan. The Frood: The Authorised and Very Official History of Douglas Adams & The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Brockian Ultra Cricket Jon Bounds presents his rules for what can be considered a sport...2017-09-2834 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcast7: From Bistro Illegal to body debitsMark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Danny Smith continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. This episode has bad language in it from the start. Bistro Illegal This is a bar Ford and Hotblack used to crash, pretending to be health inspectors, and a chance for Danny to share a story of impersonating a journalist and discovering shorthand. Bistromathics A wonderful new method of crossing vast interstellar distances without all that dangerous mucking about with improbability factors. Jo...2017-09-2139 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Bastablon to biscuitsMark Steadman, Danny Smith and Jon Bounds continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. This episode has bad language in it.FollowupDouglas Adams’ Apple Macintosh SE/30, by Andy Taylor. BastablonThe planet whose marketing executives came up with the slogan for the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and a jumping-off point to discuss Talk Like a Brummie Day.Bath Sheets in SpaceA coffee-table book on the subje...2017-09-1436 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom artificial disabilities to BartledanMark Steadman, Jon Bounds and Jon Hickman continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order.Artificial disabilitiesA medical marvel that can make your life as difficult as you need it to be, and provide a winning backstory for your next talent show appearance.AsgardThe world of norse myth that brought us Thor, and gives us a good opportunity to talk about gods in sci-fi literature.Babel fishThe most improbable th...2017-09-0735 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Argabuthon to Arthur DentMark Steadman, Jon Bounds and Jon Hickman continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order.ArgabuthonFrom which planet the plexiglass sceptre of justice was obtained.Arkintoofle MinorUpon which planet the bad-news drive was invented.Arthur DentA six-foot tall ape descendent, and the main focus of our conversation.Book recommendationThis week we’re recommending Surely You’re Joking, Mr Feynman!, by Richard P Feyn...2017-08-3135 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastArcturaMark Steadman, Danny Smith and Jon Bounds continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order. This week, it’s everything Arcturan.Arcturan megadonkeyA four-legged beast off which Deep Thought could talk all legs. Of. In that vein, we discuss the things we’ve persuaded people to do.Arcturan megafreighterA mode of transport which Zaphod hitches aboard. Here, Jon and Danny share their worst travel stories.Arcturan megaginThree cubes of whi...2017-08-2436 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Alpha Centauri to AppleMark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Danny Smith continue their mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order.Alpha CenturiA real star system that might’ve put paid to the Vogons’ plan to destroy earth. Otherwise known as an intergalactic Slough.Altarian DollarA now defunct currency that probably doesn’t go as far as it used to.Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries and Other Thinking PersonsThe organisation to which Vroomfondel and Maji...2017-08-1736 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastFrom Advanced Vectoid Stabilisis to Almighty BobMark Steadman, Jon Hickman and Jon Bounds embark on a mission to discuss everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy canon , in alphabetical order.Advanced Vectoid StabilisisA device you can add to your spaceship, “that only wimps go for”. It might also be prime fodder for a Top Gear discussion.AgrajagThe creature with the sprained mind, who constructed the Cathedral of Hate in Arthur’s name, after believing him to be the cause of his many deaths. Here we share some confessions and decide i...2017-08-1037 minBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy podcastBeware of the Leopard: the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy podcastTrailerMark Steadman, ape descendent, is on a mission to discover and discuss everything from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy , in entirety, and in alphabetical order.With the help of his friends Jon Hickman, Jon Bounds and Danny Smith, he’ll examine everything from Arthur to Zaphod, and all points in-between. This is not a definitive guide to the Guide , but rather an exploration of a pop culture universe that’s brought joy to old nerds and young geeklings alike. Search “Beware of the Leopard” in your favourite podcast app, find the sho...2017-07-1502 minThe Simply Human PodcastThe Simply Human Podcast#88 Jon Smith Interview and Getting DistractedOn today’s show, Mark and Rick interview their old friend, Jon Smith, about endurance training and Jack Daniels (13:41). Then it’s another moderately funny edition of the Humans Being Human segment and something really stupid Mark did -- big surprise (46:08). They wrap with the Simply Human Tip of the Week which is -- take life one step at a time (58:57). They talk to Jon about not knowing anything, a brand new podcast -- Enduring Normal, training for a marathon without overtraining, establishing your VDOT, googling Jack Daniels VDOT, a failed That’s What She Said joke, and Ma...2015-07-281h 06The Simply Human PodcastThe Simply Human Podcast#88 Jon Smith Interview and Getting DistractedOn today’s show, Mark and Rick interview their old friend, Jon Smith, about endurance training and Jack Daniels (13:41). Then it’s another moderately funny edition of the Humans Being Human segment and something really stupid Mark did -- big surprise (46:08). They wrap with the Simply Human Tip of the Week which is -- take life one step at a time (58:57). They talk to Jon about not knowing anything, a brand new podcast -- Enduring Normal, training for a marathon without overtraining, establishing your VDOT, googling Jack Daniels VDOT, a failed That’s What She Said joke, and Ma...2015-07-281h 06