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Drink & Read
Drink & ReadEpisode 26: Season 2: Dune: ForewordPremise: A literary casual romp. Featuring a theater major, convinced he has a a handle of philosophy, religion, economics, and the written word has a wee drink and talks for an hour or so. Think Masterpiece Theater, sans the class... In the season 2 premiere, host Jonathan Kwiatkowski takes a strong whiff of the Spice Mélange and offers his body's moisture during the introduction of Frank Herbert's Dune.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/drinkandread/support
2022-01-0325 minDrink & Read
Drink & ReadEpisode 25: War and Peace: Epilogue: Part II: Chapters I - XIIWherin, Season 1 of Drink and Read ends, Tolstoy gives us some opinions on the cosmos, Jonathan gets a little confused, gives thanks, and looks ahead to the future of Season 2. Spasibo Dear Readers and Listeners.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/drinkandread/support
2021-06-2131 minDrink & Read
Drink & ReadEpisode 00: ForewordPremise: A literary casual romp. Featuring a theater major, convinced he has a a handle of philosophy, religion, economics, and the written word has a wee drink and talks for an hour or so. Think Masterpiece Theater, sans the class... Werein, host Jonathan Kwiatkowski introduces himself, brings up petty grievances, secret dreams, and introduces our first novel. In 19th century Russia... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/drinkandread/support
2021-01-0422 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: October 20th 2020“Amuse-Bouche” – October 20th 2020 We're Back After a few weeks of weddings, quarantines, and COVID tests (that some of us seem to like) Nightcap’s Amuse Bouche’ segments return to catch up on the media/pop culture we missed during the week. On this episode Matt and Jonathan ponder the influx of vomit on primetime, becoming pig daddies, and wonder if woodchucks are even a real creature?  Matt is taking our Podcast money to funnel it into the ABC Games lineup. To fuel his problem, please remember tog to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stit...
2020-10-2159 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 67: Kill Bill: Volume 1  Our name is Nightcaps at the Theater and we’re here to party. Just before we head off into the spooky season, we have to make a pitstop in Okinawa to pick up Hattori Hanzo steel. With Kill Bill: Volume 1 we seek out our red-tinted vengeance against The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, all while severing arms, heads, and dancing to the 5,6,7,8's. Part 1 of this bloody affair really makes us want to wiggle our big toes. If you have anything else to say now if the f&*kin time! Bang, Bang! This podcast shot us down. C...
2020-09-2900 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: September 19th 2020  “Amuse-Bouche” – September 19th ,2020 It’s a smorgasbord on tonight’s Amuse Bouche, our longest yet, but don’t let that deter you! Jonathan, Mark, and Matt are back to share what pop culture they have experienced over the summer. Nightcaps at the Theater returns to visit “Wacky/Silly Town.” Right in between Flavor and Lazy Town, that is where you’ll find us. If we jump the shark and go overtime, don’t blame us. Or we will give you a thrashing. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? Which host is which? Don’t drop out of t K...
2020-09-2000 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: August 22nd 2020“Amuse-Bouche” – August 22, 2020 Tonight, on Nightcap’s Amuse Bouche’s “Unofficial Official 100th Episode” and the special festivities include the following: The rebirth of AMC, Terrible and Less Terrible Impressions, the ponderings of a Jonah & and the Whale Rock Opera & More. Well, I got it! Can we have another take on that? The shower head just exploded off the wall and nearly killed me… This podcast runs on radioactive butter and one way that you keep our glowing gums going is by remembering to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Choo Choo, butterf*&k...
2020-08-2300 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 65: FantasiaGet the liquor and the weed out, and we will provide you with one Silly Symphony on tonight’s Nightcaps at the Theater. If you like suggestive hippos and dinosaurs getting iced to the tune of classical music, then tonight’s episode is for you, as we watch Disney’s 1940 classic Fantasia. With the movie that Matt deemed “a bore” can Jonathan win him over with the power of music and animation? For Dolby, or death do us part? What are you on? Listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our musical and cultural podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podc...
2020-08-1600 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: August 8th 2020“Amuse-Bouche” – August 8th, 2020 An Amuse Bouche that is actually bite sized?!? Well, I’ll be danged! Not to say that we have less pop culture to see, but with the quarantine we have practically merged into our couches. On this episode we play “Is that Bad Writing?” to disastrous results and prepare some painful puns. Ever have trouble identifying Keirsten Dunst from Kristen Bell? Then have we got a pneumonic for you! It’s sure to be “good.” Cut into us humans and discover that we are still cake. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podb...
2020-08-0800 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 64: Rear WindowGet out your binoculars and plaster casts, it’s time to spy on some of the neighbors. Nightcaps at the Theater is channeling our inner voyeur in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1954 mystery thriller Rear Window.  What’s more intriguing then the lives that go on right in sight of your apartment window? Grace Kelly may look like a million bucks and have a lobster dinner all ready, but have you seen what those newlyweds are doing next door? You think anyone will notice this fourteen-foot camera lens I just bought? Ah, just swirl your brandy and look at all the lonely...
2020-08-0100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: July 11th 2020“Amuse-Bouche” – July 11, 2020 No pina colada slushies or turkey fat on tonight’s Nightcaps, adjacent Amuse Bouche Episode, but there is more pop culture than you can shake a First Cow at. On this podcast, we think King of the Hill is a live-action series, Requiem for a Dream is a feel-good film and that car alarms should sound off 24/7. Want more hot takes, then tune in and if you disagree…something will happen, we suppose. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! And whenever or wherever you do it, there...
2020-07-1200 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 63: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory  You got a Golden Ticket and you can finally step into Nightcaps at the Theater’s chocolaty recording studio! Tonight, Mark whisks us off to the land of Oompah Loompas and Snozzberries in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. The crazed chocolatier has a plan to find a pure protégé., but in order to benefit he has to bump off a few brats in the process. If you are a fan then settle in with a Scrumdiddlyumptous Wonka Bar. If you haven’t seen this one, don’t worry. You probably still know more of what to expect…wh...
2020-07-0400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: June 28th 2020“Amuse-Bouche” – June 28th 2020 Did someone ring the Dinkster? … No, it’s just us at Nightcaps at the Theater with another week of pop culture references in our Amuse Bouche segment. Tonight, we discuss tax refunds, floors that may or may not be made out of lava, and bad band break ups. If you want a tasty game show treaty or maybe a cannibalistic late snack, this is the podcast for you. Remember to rate, review, listen, and subscribe to our humble little podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, and More! If you forget you might meet a cer...
2020-06-2900 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 62: Gerald's Game  What’s better than a little isolation? Well, us hosts here, at Nightcaps at the Theater don’t recommend kinky games with scumbags in the middle of nowhere…wait did you say Kobe Beef is involved…tempting, but no dice. Tonight, we look at Mike Flanagan’s Netflix adaptation of Daddy King’s Gerald’s Game. This movie will have you recall memories from a traumatic past, shiver violently at that Midnight Cowboy glancing at you from the dark corner of your room, and you can forget about sleeping … we got work to do pumpkin! It’ll be a Total Eclipse...
2020-06-2100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: June 13th 2020“Amuse-Bouche” – June 13th, 2020 Today we preach about the dangers of Warhammmer 40K, ultimate tag, and landmines on another Amuse-Bouche pop culture segment. We may still be in quarantine, but that can’t stop us from watching the highest of the highs and the lowest of the lows. Pick your guts up off the floor! Artemis Fowl can’t be that bad…or can it? We are gonna need an extra bottle for this one. Th-that that don’t kill us, can only make us stranger. But a few new listeners certainly wouldn’t hurt. Please remember to rate...
2020-06-1400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 61:Wall-E  Put on your Sunday Clothes and get out your Buy and Serve brand Cupcake in a Cup! Tonight on Nightcaps at the Theater we are blasting off with the 2008 Pixar classic Wall-E. Where roaches never looked so lovable, big baby is the new dress code, and we can all romantically watch as the world burns. Support us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and More. Can’t you agree we all work as hard as M-O? If you want to show your appreciation make sure you listen, rate, and subscribe to us on most podcasting platforms, we...
2020-06-1300 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: May 30th 2020“Amuse-Bouche” – May 30th, 2020 Welcome, welcome, welcome to another Nightcaps at the Theater, sponsored Amuse-Bouche segment, where we are all the man who snuck into an AMC Theater to live out their intimate quarantine dreams. We do this podcast…for comedy, first and foremost…no relation to Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumors” album. We hope you join us with your animal heads, from your Casas De Papel, onCHROMATICA…. there we think we got every reference, please enjoy! The Microwave giveth and taketh away. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Give us a godman d...
2020-05-3100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 60: Looney Tunes:Back in Action  Nightcaps at the Theater says that …that …that… that’s all folks with Looney Tunes: Back in Action! Our Netflix and Quarantine special continues with the energetic, frantic “spy” movie starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck…along with Brendan Fraser and Jenna Elfman…who…um…well…she’s in this too! All we can say is a few crucial tips. 1. “We coulda been watching Space Jam instead?” WTF! 2. Sell all our Warner Brother Stock…. 3. We got a hot tip; Nightcaps is a about to Die! And 4. Manje A Joe’s…Trust us, you’ll understand after listening. If you want to follow us just l...
2020-05-2400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: May 9th 2020“Amuse-Bouche” – May 9th 2020 Welcome to the most “meh”… I mean “chill” episode of Nightcaps at the Theater with another Amuse Bouche pop culture party! Tune into the Spice Channel, aka our podcast where topics tonight include: Frankenstein birthing techniques, Joe Pesci impressions, making “Whoopi” and more …. we’re so sorry! Thank you for listening, It’s too late fans, Gerard Butler says you are past the point of “No Return!” Since there’s no other place to go, remember to rate, review, listen, and subscribe to our humble little podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, and More! Shut Up Weeb! –...
2020-05-0900 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 59: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World  We are Nightcaps at the Theater and we are here to watch movies, podcast and stuff! Hello again, friend of a friend, tonight get out your guitars and your Game Boys because we are watching 2010’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The World during our Social Netflixing Marathon. Don’t mind Jonathan butchering Brayan Lee O Malley’s name for the next two hours…we are obviously passionate about the film.  Are you in “Lesbians” with us? If not, you are about to be. How many Matthews have you dated? That’s not so bad… Does Bread make you Fat? Yes…...
2020-05-0300 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: April 25th 2020  Another Week, Another Amuse-Bouche Segment Sponsored by Nightcaps at the Theater. We watch pop culture so you don’t have to…but then again, isn’t it the only thing keeping us alive? Join us as one of oue smiling friends as Mark recaps the entirety of the Spy Kids franchise. What a World? In this episode you can expect a “Young Childish Gambino”, Improv Comedy, 10,000 hours of Drag Race and more. Its so Baaaaaaad, it’s good! What is “celebrity?” You’ll have to listen to find out! Who’s on first? Whorehouses don’t Sound Depressing. Unf...
2020-04-2500 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 58: Lars and the Real Girl  We wanna know what love is! This week’s Nightcaps at the Theater analyzes the quirky romantic joint, Lars and the Real Girl. Could it be a serial killer’s notion, or is this true love?  This movie is not as weird as it seems, join as we discuss relationships, Real Dolls, and the attitude of sincerity.  Shed you layers and accept your true feelings. Accept who you are who you choose to love! We here at Nightcaps, don’t ever judge. Support us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and More. Hangout at our tree-house. L is for...
2020-04-1800 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: April 11th 2020  “Amuse-Bouche” – April 21st, 2020 Another week, another Nightcaps sponsored Amuse Bouche pop culture segment. This week we have robots, step brothers, Dragon Ball do rags, and James Bond to bring to our slowly descending banquet table. Will you join us in fasting in the highs and lows of media this week, or will you feast on the scraps? Remember to wash your hand’s and for all you voice actors out there, brush your teeth…or don’t. Does Matt even listen to Nightcaps? Don’t be like Matt. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and...
2020-04-1100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 57: Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke  Nightcaps at the Theater continues our Netflix and Quarantine with a love letter to all of you stoners out there. Cheech & Chong’s Up in Smoke, is just the kind of medication you need to survive this lack of interaction with your fellow man… man. This movie has it all, nuns on fire, a stiff narcotics dog, a van made of fiber weed and some of the best hot dogs you’ll see this side of East L.A. So, hold your thumb out and get hitching, we have gotta find that prime spliff to get us through...
2020-04-0500 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: March 28th 2020  “Amuse-Bouche” – March 28th 2020 Social Distancing may be the new norm, but Nightcaps at the Theater is not going to leave your hankering for unscripted banter and pop culture hot takes unsatiated. Tonight, through the miracle of technology and Zencastr, we offer this multi-media delicacy for your ears to snack on. So, sit back, remove your hazard suit, and listen. Put ya Hands up in the Damn Chat! Remember to Wash You Hands, and while you’re at it remember to Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, and More. Thanks so much...
2020-03-2800 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 56: Polyester  Are you tired of your suburban housewife life? Do you long to sniff the fresh air just beyond the cul-de-sac? Has the neighborhood porn movie house, got you down? If so, then have we got a movie for you! Look no further than the disgusting, perverted, and oddly-floral scented Polyester (1981). This John Water’s joint, follows the follies of Francine Fishpaw as she deals with a cheating husband, lousy kids, and her best friend Cuddles’s Debutante Ball. Francine’s certainly got a nose for female trouble and that’s just perfect for us as this movie has perfe...
2020-03-2200 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 55: Wild Wild West  Take out, your sharpshooters…not that kind, zip your pants back up, because we are off to watch 1999’s Wild Wild West. We could warn you with what to expect in this movie, but none of it would make a lick of sense.  In Fat Candy’s Gentleman’s Club, you can only hope to find Will Smith and Kevin Kline in unconvincing drag, heavy-handed racial humor, battle trains, and there’s gotta be a giant mechanical spider in the third act. If that’s not enough for you, then maybe some butt shots, and some truly questionable a...
2020-03-1600 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: March 7th 2020“Amuse-Bouche” – March 7th, 2020 Even the Corona Virus can’t stop us at Nightcaps at the Theater. Put on your masks, and break out your tissues, as we prepare to dig in to another pop culture banquet in our Amuse-Bouche episode. Oodles of Anime, Tons of T.V, Multitudes of Movies/Music, and some Tasty Theater all await you! Stay tuned to hear us open Pokémon cards live on the air, while also discussing the latest pop culture. Letterbox may be down for Matt, but don’t worry, our podcast is always here for you! Please List...
2020-03-0800 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: February 21st 2020“Amuse-Bouche” – February 21st, 2020 We’re back at Nightcaps at the Theater with our Amuse Bouche segment. Just when you thought we were gone the lingering hunger pangs of pop culture, return in full force. Don’t lose your rings, we do discuss Sonic the Hedgehog, stay tuned. Let us quell that need for T.V., Music, Movies, and Culture that we know you crave. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! If you like hot, two, or new popes, then this might be the podcast for you. “No, Sal! We Wa...
2020-02-2200 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 54: Maximum Overdrive  Rev up, “Hell’s Bells,” because tonight on Nightcaps at the Theater we are watching the panned Stephen King classic Maximum Overdrive (1986). Guest Star, Daniel Ryan, brings an immaculate pick for “Critically Panduary” with a film swerving around the human/truck struggle to survive. Will these, dumb as bricks, humans be able to defend the Dixie Boy, or is there gonna blood on the pavement? It doesn’t matter if we made them! They are Big! They are Loud! And they are hungry for Diesel and Revenge! Put the pedal to the metal and Rate, Review, and S...
2020-02-0900 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 53: Fateful Findings  Nightcaps at the Theater rings in 2020’s edition of “Critically Panduary/So Bad It Hurts/Don’t Yuck My Yum” with Neil Breen’s masterpiece Fateful Findings (2012). “It’s a Magical Day!” This is a film (if you can call it that) that will leave you questioning your sanity, psychedelic mushrooms, and Master’s Degree in Computer Science. Hack into the truth behind the Government Masters of the World, all while lounging in your inner Black Void.! If you love a “so bad its good time” at the movies, question your sanity and then tune in to this episode. (Farting...
2020-02-0100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: January 25th 2020  Nightcaps at the Theater is back with another Amuse-Bouche segment. Tonight we discuss our Scooby -Doo fan theories, the Caronavirus, lyrics to Mr. Rodgers’ opening theme, John Travolta, fisting dragons, and Netflix’s The Circle. “Nightcaps, send message to fans. #Nightcapskillingit. We are totally not hipster dou#che bags… ”  Make sure that you are ready for a “meaty” discussion on the most recent pop culture news. Finally, save room for a “Meowdy” screening of CATS and some Star Wars talk, to fill your multi-media hunger. Our podcast will be sure to fill that void inside, so rate, review, and subscrib...
2020-01-2600 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 52:2019 Last Call The Good  Nightcaps at the Theater celebrates two years of the podcast in the only way we know how, by drinking copious amounts of liquor and making small talk about movies. Its time once again for Last Call! What films shined like Uncut Gems, brought us to Climax, or  lingered with us like the most heart-warming Parasite? You'll have to listen to our "Knock Em' Back" segment to find find out. Finally, we look towards 2020 full of hope and foresight by describing what we are excited to watch in the new year. Matt, April, Mark, and Jonathan thank you all...
2020-01-1700 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 51: 2019 Last Call The BadNightcaps at the Theater celebrates two years of the podcast in the only way we know how, by drinking copious amounts of liquor and making small talk about movies. Its time once again for Last Call! First, listeners can count on the hosts to Pour One Out in a segment where we discuss the misses of film in 2019. These are the films that made us feel anything but "Jellicle." CGI Animated Monstrosities, Questionable Acting Choices, and not enough booze in the world for us to justify the film making wherein!  May your New Year be bright! Your Li...
2020-01-1100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 50: Nightcaps at the Theater Rankin-Bass Christmas Special: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town (1970) & The Year Without A Santa Clause (1974)  “If you sit on my lap today, A new Nightcaps at the Theater Christmas special will come your way!”  That’s right kids; it’s the most wonderful time of the year, Christmas! And what could stir up our beloved childhood memories more than re-watching our favorite Rankin-Bass stop motion, abominable monstrosities, with a few close friends, and copious amounts of liquor? Just don’t get so wasted you can’t put “one foot in front of the other.” Tonight, the podcast takes a look at THREE “seminal” (using that term loosely) Christmas Films.  We go through the R & B Holiday canon...
2020-01-0400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 49: Punch-Drunk Love  What do you get when you mix novelty plungers, pudding, and an anxious romance? Well, we here at Nightcaps at Theater, can only assume it’s something that looks and feels like Paul Thomas Anderson’s Punch-Drunk Love (2002).  Don’t worry about calling into a phone-sex line for intimacy/connection, we’ve got you covered there. Love can be as awkward as oppressive siblings, or as spontaneous as a Harmonia, dumped on the side of the street. We want to chew on your cheeks and scoop out your eyes in a loving way. Don’t renew your gym membersh...
2020-01-0100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: December 21st 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – December 21st Just when you thought it was too hot in the pop-culture kitchen, Nightcaps at the Theater is back with a back-to-back Amuse Bouche segment. Matt has returned to regale us with scrumptious Henry Cavil fists, and Mark is finally ready to share his thoughts on the latest Star Wars film. Jonathan... really has nothing to share and is just here for the booze and the drama. We curse you … “Playmobil!” Put on your bibs and open your ear-holes, this delicious holiday feast is about to get a second course. Please Listen, Rate...
2019-12-2200 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: December 11th 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – December 11th While Matt is away, Mark and Jon will play…at least we think that’s how the saying goes. Anyway, tonight you are in for a rich bounty of anime, Star Wars, Disney+, and potpourri Broadway knowledge with these two chuckle-heads recording. As long as you aren’t Rian Johnson (in Mark’s humble opinion) you are welcome to tune in and see the world through eyes, as if they were According to Jeff Goldblum. Just imagine all of the Baby Yoda, dancing with the CGI cat people…isn’t it perfect? Please Listen...
2019-12-1500 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 48: Bedknobs and Broomsticks  Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee and welcome to a world of magic, witches, curious British waifs, Nazis, and tweaked flying LSD-fueled bed frames. Thanks to the Professor Emilius Browne Correspondence College of Witchcraft, and Nightcaps at the Theater you have been carefully chosen to test your apprentice witch abilities through the consumption of alcohol and the through the viewing of an otherwise highly underrated, classic Disney film. With Hosts, Jonathan Kwiatkowski, Daniel Ryan, and Grant Farrokh, you are truly in for a “magical” time. As you listen be sure you don’t roll any ankles while trying to fly you...
2019-11-3000 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 47: Eraserhead  In Heaven Everything is Fine, but with a little bit of liquor and a good movie, life is even better. On the conclusion of Nightcaps at the Theater’s 2nd Annual Frightcaps fest, Mark throws us a curve ball in the form of a pencil factory. Listen close to your radiator and you will know we are taking a look at David Lynch’s opus Eraserhead. This movie will make you rethink every relationship you ever had, and children … sheesh we won’t be thinking of those for a lifetime. Remember if you watch this movie on a phone y...
2019-11-2400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: November 17th 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – November 17th, 2019 Live from our sickbeds, directly to you, is the latest Amuse Bouche, pop culture content segment, sponsored by Nightcaps at the Theater. On tonight’s episode we discuss what it must be like to be cloned or live your life as Jeff Goldblum. If you like A Star Wars then at least two thirds of our hosting team will probably talk about that too, the other third of our hosting team would rather watch two dogs, fall in love. Anyways, pour yourself a cup of gender fluid, Puppet Flounder can’t hurt you here. D...
2019-11-1800 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 46: Alien  In space no one can hear you scream, but a little nightcap might help. Join us as we trek into the final frontier, as our Frightcaps at the Theater horror marathon continues. All Aboard the Nostromo as we take on Ridley Scott’s 1979 sci-fi epic, Alien. Line your stomach with booze so that any pesky Chest -Bursters will be too intoxicated to care, as we discuss the magic of practical effects, the decline of the Alien Franchise and Ripley’s competency in saving cats/kicking alien ass.  However, rest assured, after listening the only face hug you’re gonna...
2019-11-1000 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: November 3rd 2019“Amuse-Bouche” – November 02, 2019 Break out the cymbals, tonight on another Nightcaps at the Theater sponsored Amuse Bouche segment is coming, directly to you! Sorry for the delay, but you still got this episode before the latest Zombieland movie…so not all bad right. By golly, prepare your being for all the anime, television, movies, theater, and music news you may ever need. Dave room for cute high school romances, dinosaurs, Watchmen, selling out to Disney+, how Showtime has nothing going for it right now…and more! Put on ya bib, and dig into this pop culture podcast feast. Toni...
2019-11-0300 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 45: Poltergeist  “They’re Here…” No not ghosts! It’s us, the hosts of Nightcaps the Theater! We are back to bring you another Spooktacular episode during our Frightcaps festival. Tonight, we are going to the realm in between life and death, and to get there we just have to make a stop in the glowing closet in Carol Anne’s room first.  That’s right, call up Tangina we are watching Poltergeist (1982) Who left all of these headstones in here? Well, at least they moved the bodies…wait, ugh. I think the market value of this house is going to go down w...
2019-10-2300 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: October 12th 2019“Amuse-Bouche” – October 12, 2019 Tonight, this tasty Nightcaps at the Theater Amuse-Bouche segment is brought to you by everything but the Burger King app. Tune in as we rev up our Caminos as we discuss RuPaul+, China, in and out of motion pictures, stapling dollars to ourselves, grilling cakes, and Dad movies. It’s the season for spoops, so bundle up, sip some warm booze, and settle down for a pop culture treat.     Remember to Rate, Review, Listen, and Subscribe on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more, thanks to you’re support we can keep the ghost and ghouls at bay...
2019-10-1300 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 44: Ghostbusters  Who ya gonna call??!? Nightcaps at the Theater! We may not be the most experienced of ghost hunting, movie-based podcasts, but if there’s one thing we got, it’s Stay-Puffed Marshmallows. Oh, and tenacity. To continue our Frightcaps at the Theater Spooktacular, we are watching 1984’s Ghostbusters. Will you be the Key Master to our Gatekeeper? Make sure to listen and join in to our discussion topics including: Ghost Jobs, Gates Within Gates, Super Rats, Bill Murray’s Charm, and Slimer. If you want a frightening, fun-filled fest then tune in as there is no Podcast…Only Nightc...
2019-10-0600 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: September 28th 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – September 28, 2019 We’re just “chewing a little bit” on this latest Amuse -Bouche episode, brought to you by Nightcaps at the Theater. On this episode we, grease some poles, weigh the benefits on sh*^ting-based space puns, and realize we only know who actors are, based on their role in the Harry Potter film canon. Lastly, can we stop it already with the pre-order subscription service boxes please! Did you ring the Dinkster? No? Well…okay, just listen please.   Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Fire Force, Skull-face Bookseller Honda-san, Promare...
2019-09-2800 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 43: Child's Play  The 2ndFrightcaps at the Theater festival begins with a trip back to youth. Don’t you ever reminisce about pouring sugar over your cereal, right before sitting down for Saturday Morning Cartoons? And what about the toys? Were you the lucky owner of a Good Guys Doll? Did you ever have a better friend than that warm piece of cheap plastic? We…don’t think so. If you ever want to go back to that time, there’s only one easy thing you need to do.  Simply, find a vessel, chant the enclosed Voodoo ritual, and you’ll never hav...
2019-09-2100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: September 14th 2019“Amuse-Bouche” – September 14, 2019 Did you bring your own bread to tonight’s Amuse Bouche pop culture feast? If not, don’t worry we have you covered with all the Anime, T.V., Movies, Theater, and Music you could ever stomach. Along with these pop culture fixings we talk on the Chimera Fanning, Popeye’s Decorum, and storing your personal hygiene products in the fridge. If you’ve never seen B.A.P.S. or you have seen B.A.P.S. and don’t understand why people still keep making Borat references around you, prepare to stuff your face with this p...
2019-09-1400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 42: Paper Moon  You owe us two-hundred dollars on tonight’s episode of Nightcaps at the Theater. For the finale of our 2019 Summer Lovin theme we are watching the 1973 classic, Paper Moon, on the podcast. Join us all we travel across the Dust Bowl effected Mid-West in order to Winky-Tinky across this great country. Daddy Issues are aplenty on the show tonight. Would you give us change for twenty? No…well maybe if you take it into you hearts that we are just trying to sell gold toothed Deluxe Bibles on this podcast, you’ll change your mind? Listen to us, as...
2019-09-0700 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: August 31st, 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – August 31st 2019 Let’s have a course for two, on tonight’s Amuse Bouche. Jonathan and Mark are serving up hot Jim Hensonian takes, with your weekly order of pop culture. (Insert Skeksis Sound) Did you ever want to debate the cinematic weight of Osmosis Jones? Is your Drag name “Miss Sogeny?” If so, we need to have a conversation. Would you open your own Bergman Box? What is certain is we will give you pop culture headlines in less time than it takes to get a chicken sandwich and gee, golly, won’t it taste good?
2019-08-3100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 41: Hedwig and the Angry Itch  6 Inches Forward and 5 Inches Back, on this episode of Nightcaps at the Theater we are watching the musical, punk-rock, gender&*k, classic Hedwig and the Angry Inch! Join us, as we discover the Origin of Love and find out why we can’t put bras in a dryer. Sugar Daddies, we got a sweet tooth for cult movies and this performance by John Cameron Mitchell, that can not to be missed. You heard of the Berlin Wall, baby? Try, and tear us down! Please, Rate, Review, and Subscribe. Otherwise, we won’t ever leave this Wicked Little Town...
2019-08-2400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: August 13th 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – August 13th 2019 A smorgasbord, that’s all we can describe this episode as. A feast for those pop culture inclined among you tonight. That is what we offer you on this humble podcast. You’re pop filter may be sticky, but we got your back when it comes to mass media this week. We even have a brand-new segment for you secret weebs out there. Anime? Is that T.V.? We hope you enjoy. Tune in and listen. We promise this episode is not a Handmaid’s Tale or a Mr. Griggins parody. Broad City with Bir...
2019-08-1700 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 40: Before Sunset  Walking and talking through the streets of Paris…it’s been some time, but there’s only one movie this can be. On tonight’s Summer Lovin inspired episode of Nightcaps at the Theater, we rejoin Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke in 2004’s Before Sunset. How have these two changed after nine years? How have we on the podcast changed after a couple of movies? Join us in thoughts on Religion, Sex, and Cats named Che…we don’t have much time, but it’s great to see you again…let’s walk and talk Before Sunset. Also YOU’RE MARRIED...
2019-08-1000 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: July 28th 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – July 28th 2019 Tonight, a sumptuous feast between Matt and Jonathan, since #HateMark took effect. Do you ever want it, want if bad? We are not alcoholics, we swear! Join us as we discuss the lack of acting in Disney’s New The Lion King and ponder why Laura Dern has a bat. As Fergie would say “T-T-T-T-Tasty…Tasty.” Join us, won’t you? Surreptitious or Serendipitous? We’re drinking too much to care.   Tonight, on the Marquee: T.V. Court – NOS4A2, Blow Hards, POSE, Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster Frankenstein, Big Little Lies, and Cowbo...
2019-08-0300 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 39: True Lies  So, do you feel confident and safe in your marriage? Ever wonder where your spouse sneaks off to, after those long business meetings?  If your significant other a spy and having an affair…welcome to the club! And welcome to another episode of Nightcaps at the Theater. Tonight, we are looking at James Cameron, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jamie Lee Curtis’s comedic spy 1994 comedy True Lies. Would a podcaster pee themselves? Who knows? So, ride a missile into this episode in the hopes that you can save your relationship and maybe even the world! Just know this…if you l...
2019-07-2700 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: July 16th 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – July 16, 2019 #HateMark is tonight’s Bel Affair, at least in my humble opinion. On the table, in front of you, is another episode of patent of pop culture decadence. Join us in a Nightcap’s sponsored view on television, movies, theater, and music throughout this crazy week. Will you find our fill or are our pop culture takes too hot to handle? You will have to listen to decide, but we respect, and love all those that do. Please be mindful of the Midsommar festivities…despite all our rage we are all just still just bears in...
2019-07-2100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 38: Some Like It Hot  Runnin Wild, Lost Control! On tonight’s first episode of Nightcap’s “Summer Lovin” series we put on our heels and start up the band with Billy Wilder’s Some Like It Hot. We wanna be loved by you, almost as much as we love Bourbon, jazz bands, and Shell Oil. So, get, ready to cross-dress and maybe even snag a millionaire or two? Did they even have boats in the 1920s? Anything is possible in this sultry, sizzling, summer farce. Anyone got any Vermouth? We want another cup of coffee.   Tonight, on the Marquee: Summer Lo...
2019-07-0600 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: June 30th 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – June 30th 2019 Yum, Yum, in our pop culture Tum Tums. On this episode of Amuse Bouche we get into all the multi-media we can possibly fit into our hectic work week. Let the T.V., Movies, Theater, and Music sit and rest as you digest with us. There’s always room for another bite with us three goofs discussing everything…and yet nothing, at the same time. Heh…Heh…Heh…Cash Money. Tonight, on the Marquee: T.V. Court – Barry, When They See Us, Black Mirror, Big Little Lies, NOS4A2, POSE, Dark, Good Om...
2019-06-3000 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 37: Ernest & Celestine  On this quaint conclusion to Nightcaps at the Theater’s first “AniMay” we take a look at 2012’s modern French animated classic Ernest & Celestine. How do mice and their natural opposite…bears exist in a quirky society? How does currency based around teeth become a cornerstone of underground industrialism? Is there a pyramid scheme involving a joint Candy Menagerie X Tooth Emporium? All this and more will be answered…that is if the Big Bear doesn’t eat us first! Tonight, on the Marquee: Bonjour and Bienvenu Mon Ami! Ernest & Celestine Va être une Grande Aventure...
2019-06-2200 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: June 15th 2019“Amuse-Bouche” – May 15th 2019 “Amuse Bouche” on the plate! “Amuse Bouche” is gonna get ate! On this week’s episode we discuss a feast of season finales, nuclear radiation, “warrers”, needles going right through fingers, Rhode Island accents, internet addiction operas, and Qwoping X-men. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you can get first dibs on this scrumptious feast. Tonight, on the Marquee: T.V. Court – Chernobyl, Black Mirror, What We Do in the Shadows, Fosse/Verdon, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Project Runway, My Dad Wrote A Porno, NOS4A2, and Big Little Lies, Movie Phone...
2019-06-1600 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 36: Digimon: The Movie  Tonight, we Digivolve into the podcast crossover event of the century. Nightcaps at the Theater X Anime Was (Not) A Mistake. Join hosts Daniel Ryan and Jonathan Kwiatkowski, as they “Prodigiously” examine the cinema/anime classic Digimon: The Movie. Being the only two Digimon scholars left in existence, we carefully dissect the themes, virtues, and plot holes of this pinnacle of a childhood franchise. What kind of Digimon are you? How do you do the things you do? Angela Anaconda is only briefly mentioned before you will have your answer. So, stay tuned and prepare yourself for a dig...
2019-06-0900 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 35: The Transformers: The Movie  Nightcaps Alcoholics in Disguise! On this episode, AniMay continues with a nostalgic look into the 80s…which none of the hosts were technically born in. Tonight, we roll out into The Transformers: The Movie so be sure to channel your innermost robot as we join the battle between Autobots and Decepticons.  Witness the destruction of Cybertron, the death of Optimus Prime, the almighty rise of the idiotic Dinobots, and the atrophy of our livers. The year is 2005 and the entire universe is on the brink of war with Insecticons, Sharkicons, Quintessons and more. What kind of Transformer Are Y...
2019-06-0100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: May 26th 2019“Amuse-Bouche” – May 26th 2019 An elaborate selection of pop culture edibles has been prepared for you, listeners! Put on ya bibs, and prepare to dig right in! On tonight’s menu, we offer a delicious full- course of insulin shenanigans, treacle, Game of Bones, Star Wars, It Came from Tubi, Chappy, umbrellas/parasols, and “If the head right…” all for your delectable pressure. Do you love Jake Johnston and Beanie Feldstein? Then get your fork and spoon ready. Pop Culture is served! Tonight, on the Marquee: T.V. Court – New Girl, Breakthrough: The Ideas That Changed the Worl...
2019-05-2700 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 34: Perfect Blue  Love Me, Love Me, Say that you Love Me! On tonight’s Nightcaps at the Theater our “AniMay” begins with Satoshi Kon’s Perfect Blue. What would you do if you were a pop idol, breaking into the acting industry? What if you had a stalker? What if you couldn’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality? Pick Up a Deep Blue Drink that just might be Red, in order to truly enjoy this psychological thriller. Pop Idols are all the rage, but beneath the surface a killer is on the loose! Mind your fan-base and be sure to...
2019-05-1800 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: May 11th 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – May 11th, 2019 Feast friends, on this intoxicatingly filling Amuse Bouche, brought to you by Nightcaps at the Theater. On this week’s pop culture banquet, we dine on filibusters, pop culture vampire stars, pansexuals, forklift surgery, Celtic Moans, the Skarsgards, Steve the Penguin almost getting walrus raped, Avengers: Endgame, and Randy Quaid. So, tuck in lovelies, dinner is served, it’s “consistently decent!” Tonight, on the Marquee: T.V. Court – Ramy, Lunatics, At Home with Amy Sedaris, Fosse/Verdon, What We Do in the Shadows, Rupaul’s Drag Race, Project Runway, The Act, She-Ra and...
2019-05-1200 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 33: Source Code  What would you do if you only had 8 minutes left to live? Well, hopefully you would speed through the latest episode of Nightcaps at the Theater. Tonight, our first guest is friend of the podcast: Alexander Portera. After some conversations on talking Pikachu, and finally putting this Aquaman beef to rest, it’s off to 2011’s Source Code. Imagine that you are trapped on an extremely spacious train, in the body of Jake Gyllenhaal, and your mission is to disable a bomb, stop a terrorist attack, while avoiding the greatest evil of all…public transit commuters. In this sc...
2019-05-0400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse Bouche: April 19th 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – April 19th 2019 “Amuse Bouche” is back another week with a heaping helping of pop culture goodness. On this episode we talk about avoiding jury duty, how televised media can never get the nuances of video games right, the influence of Michael Moose on the Star Wars franchise, and the sorry lack of elephants. Put ya bib on, ring them bells, and dig in! Tonight, on the Marquee: T.V. Court – What We Do in the Shadows, At Home with Amy Sedaris, Project Runway, Heroes of Cosplay, Fosse/Verdon, RuPaul’s Drag Race, The Act...
2019-04-2600 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 32: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure  This episode of Nightcaps at the Theater is truly a bodacious journey. Strange things are a foot at the Circle K, and it’s up to both William "Bill’’ S. Preston Esq. and Theodore "Ted’’ Logan to travel through time and space in order to ace their history report. San Dimas and the world will never be the same after Wyld Stallyns is finished with it. Sneaking beers in the old west, kissing babes in the 15th Century, and introducing Napoleon to waterslides…what could go wrong? Hop into a phone booth, dial a number, Be Excellent to each other...
2019-04-1900 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse-Bouche April 6th 2019This “Amuse Bouche” is more like a “Feast of Fools” we have three weeks of pop culture to catch up on, so prepare to be stuffed to the brim. Tonight, we have fresh film reviews of Us, Dumbo, and far more. Join us as we discuss Amy Sedaris based conspiracy theories, our lord and savior Shrek, Dickelodeon, Taika Waititi, mouthing spiders, the skyrocketing price of Avengers: Endgame tickets, and Thicness. Don’t forget to leave room for the main course Madcap Marchness finale coming soon to a podcast host near you! Rate, Review, and Subscribe, to keep the pop culture co...
2019-04-0700 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 31: Uncle Buck  Hide your best “unbreakable” china, and pray that your washing machine is in working order. Mommy and Daddy are out of town and the only thing they left for us to watch was John Hughes’s 1989 comedy Uncle Buck. Imagine getting up to record the podcast only to find stack of gargantuan pancakes, and our underwear freshly pressed, straight from the microwave? Who could have done this? John Candy…really?  He may be a bit of a slob, and his car may be just be a death trap, and he may threaten to dismember our boyfriends with a hatchet…...
2019-03-3000 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse-Bouche March 16th 2019The trio is here again to bring you a delicious banquet of pop culture for you to feast on. Have you ever wondered exactly what breed of creature Truckasaurus™ is?  Does one read comic books? How many Rock Lobster jokes can we squeeze into this episode? Will Hollywood cop out…again?!?! You may bite off more answers than you can chew, but that’s perfectly alright, we’ve got more than enough Movie, T.V., Theater, and Music updates to keep you very satisfied. Tap a Guinness and enjoy the day before/week after St. Patrick’s Day with a pop cultu...
2019-03-2200 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 30: Clue  Tonight, on Nightcaps at the Theater, you are invited to the first film in our Madcap Marchness marathon. Arrive fashionably dressed, carrying a weapon, and with an appetite for monkey’s brains and MURDER! 1985’s unforgettable, quotable, comedy, classic Clue is the prime suspect behind uncontrollable fits of the giggles and we are Dead-set on solving this mystery. How many times must we run back and forth through the halls of this mansion? Is the number of bullets in this gun equal to 1+1+2+1+1? Who will look upstairs with us for “We are fwightend of ze dark?” One thing is...
2019-03-1700 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse-Bouche: March 9th 2019“Amuse-Bouche” – March 9th 2019 Tuck in,  there’s so much pop culture media to nosh on this week and only two hosts in house to eat it up. Mark is off saving the world, so it’s up to Matt and John to “Gotta Get Up, Gotta Get Out, Gotta get Home till the Morning Comes.” Wait? Did we say that already? Ah, well. Who Cares? In infinite time loops this podcast is still a blast. Enjoy this Amuse-Bouche a.k.a. “Silky Nutmeg Ganache” of T.V., Film, Theater, and Music before the main course of our first Madcap Marchn...
2019-03-1000 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 29: Primer  What would you do if you could travel through time? Win the lottery? Invest in the stock market or electromagnetic reduction? On this episode of Nightcaps at the Theater we take a look at the “timeless” sci-fi classic, 2004’s Primer. Shane Carruth’s incredible filmmaking debut is brought to you (from a different grainier/rougher audio time period, it will all make sense, post listen) by all of those willing to probe their minds, and really think amidst intersecting timelines. Do you have your earpieces in? Will you be able to avoid your past selves to avoid a paradox...
2019-03-0400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse-Bouche: February 23rd 2019“Amuse-Bouche” – February 23rd, 2019 We are back with (indiscriminate audio quality, sorry, we were drunk, its fixed, just pretend it was a Skype Call) this Amuse Bouche segment and it HAS IT ALL.  Join u as we recap all of the Elsa-Gates, being loud as Hell at the Bar on Saturday Nights, and the media you may have missed through the week. Sorry for the quality, but trust us, the content is well worth the wait. Celebrate being human with T.V., Movies, Theater, and Music…if you drink more we will sound so much better. Tonight...
2019-02-2400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 28: The Master of DisguiseWelcome to the new and improved, Nightcaps at the Theater. We are diving right into our first Critically Panneduary/So Bad it Hurts/Don’t Yuck My Yum Bad and we have no idea if we ever will look at movies the same way again. We piece together clues from our repressed youth’s subconscious and scream in maddening realization as we watch 2002’s The Master of Disguise. Pistachio Disguise (Yeah, you read that right) is on a mission to save his parents, find love, and become the true Master of Disguise. This film, if you can call it that...
2019-02-1000 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterAmuse-Bouche: February 2nd 2019  “Amuse-Bouche” – Episode 01 – February 2nd 2019 You all asked (in our imaginations) and we here at Nightcaps listened. Have you ever thought “Gee, I love the film commentary these three goobers offer, but I would love it even more in a shorter podcast format, so I can catch up and watch the movie, that these folks are talking about.” Well, have we got a surprise for you! From this point forward, we will be dividing our pop culture segments and movie reviews into two separate episodes. That’s the same amount of episode with technically more effort. In this way, yo...
2019-02-0300 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 27: Moulin Rouge!“Spectacular! Spectacular!” … These words aren’t in this film’s vernacular. Drinks aplenty don this event, you’ll be dumb…and that’s pretty much it. We continue our Critically Panneduary/So Bad it Hurts/Don’t Yuck My Yum marathon with Baz Luhrmann’s 2001 musical monstrosity Moulin Rouge! This film will have your head spinning, as if you had just chugged a bathtub of absinthe...we think Baz might have while he was directing. Follow the green fairy, and join the Children of the Revolution. Here at Nightcaps, we stand for all things Bohemian: Freedom, Beauty, Truth, Love, and Booze. This is a...
2019-01-2700 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 26: Miami Connection  Somewhere in Miami there’s a world of Taekwondo, cocaine, and ninja motorcycle gangs. In the lost 1987 “gem” Miami Connection director, actor, and grandmaster Y.K. Kim teaches the audience the pain and power that consumes your being when your body is one of the most dangerous weapons in the world. Dragon Sound, a rock band made up of only the goodest boys is the talk of the town. Unfortunately, the hundreds of gangs that make up the seedy underbelly of Miami/Orlando/Wherever want to take them down. There’s bound to be a fight or two, (as...
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Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 25: 2018 Last Call  Can you believe its been a year for Nightcaps at the Theater already?!? “It’s been a while” and what a year for movies and television 2018 was! Join us as we recap the year through the highs and lows of this magnificent year in movies, all while prepping for the months to come in the 2019. It's Last Call! Pour One Out with us for the visual media that had you wishing that you were drunk while watching. Next, prepare to Knock Some Back and revel in boozy splendor over the films and television that had us drunk dancing...
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Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 24: Snow DayThere’s been a drop in barometric pressure that only 90s kids will truly understand. Cancel all plans, don’t go to work, and there can’t possibly be any school today because we at Nightcaps at the Theater are listening to Nickelodeon Studio’s 2000 pre-teen comedy Snow Day.  The holidays have come at last, just in time to see Chevy Chase white-knuckle it through this film filled to the brim with murderous children with far too much time on their hands, teenage romance, disgruntled weather men, stressed business moms, Iggy Pop ice rinks and more! The nostalgia is strong wi...
2018-12-2300 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 23: The Muppet's Christmas Carol  It’s only a few more sleeps till Christmas on this episode of Nightcaps at the Theater. Get out your puppets and put away your humbugs because YAAAAAAY we are watching 1992’s The Muppet’s Christmas Carol, just in time for the holidays. All your favorite Muppets Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Rizzo, and Michael Caine are here with a unique Henson/Dickins twist. Stop by Fozziwig’s Rubber Chicken Factory, drink and be merry! However, don’t dawdle and be a Scrooge, if so, you might just be visited by three spirits, each set upon teaching yo...
2018-12-1600 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 22: Moonstruck  Snap out of it! And snap into a new episode of Nightcaps at the Theater! On tonight’s episode, all we can advise is “Guarda la Luna!”, Look to the Moon, because 1987’s Moonstruck is ready to take your heart and possibly your hand. Just as wolves howl at the moon, so too must we review classic movies staring Cher. Another one of our holiday picks, this John Patrick Shanley written romantic farce awakens the inner Italian American in all of us. Join Loretta Castorini in her trials/tribulations when it comes to balancing her love life and typic...
2018-12-0900 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 21:Le père Noël est une ordure/Santa Claus is a Bastard  Bonjour, Mon Ami, tonight Nightcaps at the Theater is going back to Paris, France, with the raunchy, raucous, frolicking farce that is 1982’s Le père Noël est une ordure or Santa Claus is a Bastard/Stinker. If you ever have had a rough time during the holidays or are just down in general then why don’t you call in to our “SOS Distress Friendship” Suicide Prevention Hotline. We are all here for you during this holiday season, as long as we aren’t stuck in an elevator, breeding rabbits, eating oysters, or throwing random corpse pieces...
2018-12-0200 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 20: Battlefield Earth  Listen Up Mananimals, Todays episode of Nightcaps at the Theater has us traveling to the distant plant of Earth. “Do you want lunch?!?!?” Even if you answered no, Ratbrains, strap in for this cinema masterpiece that follows the in peril human race. It is the distant year 3000. The Psychlos have overtaken us and it’s up to Johnny Goodboy Tyler to use his wits and will to take the planet back. John Travolta is here to slap and ponder extemporaneously in a Bob Marley Wig. All in a mission to steal gold/conquer the Earth. Put on your br...
2018-11-2500 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 19: Rosemary's Baby  On this episode of Nightcaps of the Theater our first annual Frightcaps celebration comes to a loudly crying close, but a new life emerges. Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby utters it’s first coo, cloven hooves and all. One of the most controversial horror movies of all time is on the end of our pitchforks this episode, and we aren’t afraid to cling tight to our kitchen knives as we discuss uneven relationships, the true merits of Tannis Root, and the bumbling buffoonery of a bunch of senile Satanists. So, get cozy, grab yourself a mug of ch...
2018-11-0400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 18: Suspiria  This evening, on Nightcaps get out your ballet shoes and prepare to dance for your life. Dario Argento’s horror classic Suspiria takes the stage. This dance academy is as strange, as it is beautiful and there are secrets and dangers lurking around every corner. They say people whose names begin with s are snakessss and there’s been plenty of rumors around these parts about witches for hundreds of years. When you hear the beating of wings or rushed whispers, run. Only sharp doom lies in wait for those foolish to linger. However, if you dare to se...
2018-10-2100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 17: The Shining  Nightcaps at the Theater’s first annual Frightfest continues with one of the greatest horror films of all time. Bundle up and hold tight to your axe, Stanley Kubrick’s 1980 adaptation of Stephen King’s The Shining is barreling down the empty hotel hall toward us. Unsettling, atmospheric, and a Looney Tunes cartoon gone awry, are all apt descriptions of this iconic movie. We here at Nightcaps can’t decide what’s scarier. Jack Torrance’s violent spells spurned by his seething alcoholism? Sinister specters lurking behind every carpeted turn or grimy shower curtain? The overdrawn closeups on Danny Lloy...
2018-09-2800 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 16: The Thing  Imagine if you, will your line of work take you to the cold isolated coasts of Antarctica. You aren’t alone, but judging from the sounds of the howling arctic wind, you might as well be. The men you work with are more associates rather than friends, good men…. fine in the initial scope of things, but that’s to be expected. Its so cold out here your piss could freeze mid-stream. Things go bump in the night, around here, that’s just your mind playing tricks … you tell yourself. That kennel of dogs has to be barking at...
2018-09-1000 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 15: Sleepaway Camp  Dear Mom and Dad, I’ve been at Sleepaway Camp for almost three weeks now and I’m getting very scared! There’s a cook who got horribly burned by some hot corn water, and we had to go without dinner for a week. The baseball games here seem to go on for an eternity. Kenny supposedly drowned last weekend …there were snakes coming out of his mouth…so we aren’t even allowed to go swimming anymore. Also there’s this girl Judy and I’m pretty concerned that her hair is slowly developing sentience. Anyways, only a few more d...
2018-09-0300 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 14: Before Sunrise  On this episode, things are getting sultry in the streets of Vienna. City of music, love, and Mumblecore? 1995’s Before Sunrise takes Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy, a whole lot of cerebral questions and blends them together into a romantic comedy. Join Mark and Jonathan as they scoff at the pretentiousness of these two strangers, but mainly Ethan Hawke’s Jesse. Matt is more open to conversations on relationships, religion, and potpourri, essentially the Céline of the group. Either way, this movie is truly surprising in its simplicity and we encourage viewers to join us as we step o...
2018-08-2200 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 13: Unforgiven  Tonight, we are three men on a mission of revenge. One who can’t stay on a horse, one with an unsteady hand, and one who can’t see worth a damn. Somehow, we’ll find our mark in 1992’s Unforgiven. Expect to see Clint Eastwood falling off a horse, whores with hearts of gold, a poorly built house, and death on a shitter. This film takes typical western tropes and beats them senseless, like a gun toting stranger, stepping into Big Whiskey!  Law is crooked around here, just like Little Bill’s freshly built porch, be on your guar...
2018-08-0800 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 12: Female Trouble  Good Morning Baltimore! What the Hell are you doing?!? Put those Hairspray cans away, we’re going to the seedier side of Baltimore, where thieves and shitkickers run amok. This episode is certainly NSFW, as tonight on the marquee is John Waters’s 1974 midnight movie sensation “Female Trouble.” Join the brash Dawn Davenport on a morality tale including the perils of high school, rape, raising a child, thieving and fashion, divorce, kidnappings, murder, and the almighty pursuit of art.  Put on your best skin tight catsuit, some Cha Cha heels, and take a hit of liquid eyeliner! I can almo...
2018-08-0100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 11: Let the Right One In  “Squeal like a pig!” Tonight’s episode of Nightcaps takes us to the frozen winters of Sweden for a romantic horror film that will make your blood run cold…whatever blood you might have left. Who’s that knocking at the door? It’s 2008’s “Låt Den Rätte Komma In” better known to Westerners as “Let the Right One In.”  This film has plenty of 80s nostalgia, killer CGI apartment cats, a better love story than Twilight, and all those fucked up emotions that made childhood worth it in the first place. A word of warning: be careful when y...
2018-07-2500 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 10: Lost in Translation  “Moshi, Moshi!” Tonight’s Episode of Nightcaps is off on a red-eye flight to Japan. Put on your best orange camo shirt, and blazer, as you prepare to take part in a Suntory Whiskey commercial that will most certainly pay for your new renovations and finally please your significant other. Tonight, we are strangers in a foreign land and we are all Lost In Translation. Sophia Coppola’s 2003 “rom com” marks a star turn for Bill Murray, seventeen-year-old Scarlett Johansson, and Anna Faris.  It’s Mark’s Birthday and he insisted we drink some whiskey, destroy some ellipticals, and “...
2018-07-0400 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 09: Harold and Maude  Tonight’s episode of Nightcaps at the Theater is a celebration of dichotomy. Young vs. Old, Highs vs. Lows, and Life Vs. Death. In honor of a recent birthday and in preparation for the countless new possibilities that lay ahead, host Jonathan Kwiatkowski, has dusted off his favorite film of all time for his fellow cohosts and beloved listeners. On the Marquee this round is Hal Ashby’s effervescent, yet charmingly maudlin comedy Harold and Maude (1971). Join us as we take a look into Harold’s penchant for driving hearses, attempting suicide, and playing the banjo on a journ...
2018-06-0600 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 06: Labyrinth  “You remind of the Babe. What Babe? The Babe with the power? What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. What? Remind of the Babe.” Put on your best Elizabethan wear and prepare to traverse the many twists and turns of 1986’s Labyrinth, we’ve got a baby brother to save. Join us as we discuss friendship, puppetry, and Jennifer Connelly’s acting “choices” on our humble little podcast. Does Hoggle prove that Muppets have genitalia? Is Ludo the OG Earthbender? Is there anything more adorable than a stuffed fox riding a sheepdog? The answers to these riddle...
2018-04-1100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 05: Boogie NightsAlright everybody, it’s time to put on your roller blades, and get yourself pumped up. You are about to shoot a scene and we here at Nightcaps hope that you will “rise to the occasion.” If you catch our drift? Listen along as Matt and Jonathan sit back and relive the tail end of the sleazy 19070’s. A time of disco, drugs, and… dick. Before we get into Marky Mark’s potential “tour de force” We discuss the 2018 Oscars with Matt’s scene partner April, who stops by the Nightcaps studio for a bump, before calling it a night.  After that...
2018-03-2100 minNightcaps at the Theater
Nightcaps at the TheaterEpisode 04: The Royal Tenenbaums  Put on your Adidas track suits, light those cigarettes, and hitch a ride on the back of the nearest garbage truck, tonight is a family affair on Nightcaps at the Theater. Wes Anderson’s The Royal Tenenbaums is the topic of discussion and we are proud to introduce a new member of our Nightcaps family.  Our first guest: Mark Zebro Jr! Join us as we reminisce on youth, discuss sibling rivalries, and contemplate when our growing distaste for Gwyneth Paltrow actually began. Did you ever want to know Mordechai the Falcon’s backstory or ponder the intricate differ...
2018-02-2800 min