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Monkeys With MatchesThe Way of the TurtleThere once was a turtle named Mitch, The Dems thought of him as a bitch, He kissed the beasts ass, The beast pushed out some gas, Forever Mitch has found his sweet nitch.2021-01-1410 minMonkeys With MatchesThe Trump CultThe elections, the virus, the trump cult, oh my!2021-01-0619 minMonkeys With MatchesBill Devlin Part 22020-12-2532 minMonkeys With MatchesBill Devlin Part 1Ever wonder what angry monkeys, Hüsker Dü, Church Picnic and some guy named Carrie have in common? Monkeys With Matches, thats what.2020-12-1731 minMonkeys With MatchesShall We Overcome?Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter - Martin Luther King2020-10-2815 minMonkeys With MatchesThe IlluminatiToo many things are occurring for even a big heart to hold. -Yeats2020-10-0219 minMonkeys With MatchesJoseph SkokieShips that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence. -HW Longfellow 2020-09-1420 minMonkeys With MatchesUnicorn Santa Pony TailThe only reason people don't know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is. -Stephen Fry2020-08-2023 minMonkeys With MatchesShe's A StarMy candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends— It gives a lovely light! -Edna Millay 2020-08-1926 minMonkeys With MatchesJackThe little fish eats the tiny fish, the big fish eats the little fish. So only the biggest fish gets fat. Do you know any folks like that? -Anonymous 2020-08-1721 minMonkeys With MatchesKamalaStill I Rise "You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I’ll rise.” -Maya Angelou2020-08-1226 minMonkeys With MatchesQuestion 3 A voice said, look me in the stars and tell me truly, men of earth, if all the soul-and-body scars, were not too much to pay for birth. -Robert Frost 2020-08-1022 minMonkeys With MatchesQuestion 2A piece of gum lay on the ground, it's minty fresh taste long ago gone. It had been chewed and chewed until tired jaw. It bended my heart, my mind, my awe. 2020-07-2219 minMonkeys With MatchesQuestion 1Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process they do not become monsters. If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. -Nietzsche 2020-07-0421 minMonkeys With MatchesUs Don't Have To Worry Bout CovidPrezident Cheezel deletes lockdown, deletes the World Health Organization, deletes the memory of George Floyd, then hunkers in his hunker bunker, hunkers with freedom fries at midnight, a lights out party at the House of White. His rancid data dump is oozing out of our phones, like they say go big or go home. Fires on the perimeter spell DOOM MF to the ticks, the fleas, and assorted blood suckers. Ominous weapons and vicious dogs in the streets, The Donald just keeps tweeting from his tweet cheat...2020-06-2228 minMonkeys With MatchesGaia's Had EnoughOn the day the world ends A bee circles a clover, A fisherman mends a glimmering net. Happy porpoises jump in the sea, By the rainspout young sparrows are playing And the snake is gold-skinned as it should always be. On the day the world ends Women walk through the fields under their umbrellas, A drunkard grows sleepy at the edge of a lawn, Vegetable peddlers shout in the street And a yellow-sailed boat comes nearer the island, The voice of a violin lasts in the air And leads into a starry night. And those who expected lightning and thunder Are disapp...2020-05-0116 minMonkeys With MatchesThe NihilistThe flowers betrayed The colors decayed Soaking with dismay It's death they might say Where they all lose and no one wins But this is how your life begins - anonymous 2020-04-2014 minMonkeys With MatchesTotal Collapse Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great. And would suffice. - R. Frost 2020-04-1822 minMonkeys With MatchesNation StateThe heights by great men reached and kept Were not attained by sudden flight, But they, while their companions slept, Were toiling upward in the night. -Longfellow2020-04-1241 minMonkeys With MatchesCOVID CallingWhat are heavy? Sea-sand and sorrow; What are brief? Today and tomorrow; What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth; What are deep? The ocean and truth. - Christina Rossetti2020-03-3040 minMonkeys With MatchesJoignyWhat do Lambs, Jools Holland, PoiL, Gentle Giant and civil war have in common? Monkeys With Matches...2020-03-2720 minMonkeys With MatchesCertaintyPeople that live in a state of Agnosticism are the courageous ones. Oh and Jeff Becks new album rocks!2020-02-1917 minMonkeys With MatchesFaithBelief that is not based on proof: the obligation of loyalty or fidelity to a person, promise or demagogue etc.2020-01-0916 minMonkeys With MatchesWhere's The Ball?What happens when baseballs, candy and Greenland all change at the same time? Another Monkeys With Matches episode. 2019-10-2620 minMonkeys With MatchesThe Sleeping GiantCan someone set an alarm clock for now?2019-09-2323 minMonkeys With MatchesAlexaWhat does Indivisible, Arizona voter suppression, Bainbridge Island, Chinese politics and Stephen Colbert have in common? Monkeys With Matches of course. 2019-09-1826 minMonkeys With MatchesOppenheimer or TrumpAll the way from Bayside Maine, the boys argue about the end of the world. Put down your bets. 2019-08-3114 minMonkeys With MatchesAliens, Boredom And The ApocalypseAll the way from the rain forest we figure it all out, and it's not going well.2019-08-2220 minMonkeys With MatchesHackedWhat do Bruce Schneier, mooning, Buddha-Judge and Satin all have in common? Monkeys With Matches!2019-07-1927 minMonkeys With MatchesMac and SleazeApple sucks, GIECO commercials scare people in the 16th century and why were cavemen so mean?2019-07-0319 minMonkeys With MatchesIt's Breakfast TimeMonkeys lighting their feet on fire and talking birds. Perfect playground conversation. 2019-04-1020 minMonkeys With MatchesThe Super BugComputer cancer, mind hacking and Dixieland. Snap, crackle and pop...2019-03-1519 minMonkeys With MatchesThe AviaryNew blue diamonds, 8 tracks, showering and our first kiss. Very informative!2018-09-1927 minMonkeys With MatchesThe ShipyardProtools sucks! Oh and so does Alex Jones.2018-08-1517 minMonkeys With MatchesThe FairAre we part of the elite class? The boys travel to Flashlight Idaho to find out.2018-07-3118 minMonkeys With MatchesHussong's CantinaAll the way from Ensenada Mexico the boys contemplate spaghetti sauce, diabetes and mind bending social media. 2018-06-1411 minMonkeys With MatchesThe Ladies RoomTrump is the drunk at the end of the bar. Shut him up for Christ sakes!2018-03-1621 minMonkeys With MatchesThe AuctionBuying a horse isn't easy, especially when the conversation turns to the 34%. 2018-02-2824 minMonkeys With MatchesThe DumpThe dump is the perfect place to discuss the CEO's that are stealing our lives. 2018-02-0918 minMonkeys With MatchesThe BeachWhat a better place than the beach to discuss dogs, tattoos and Trick of the Tail?2017-12-1219 minMonkeys With MatchesThe DiscoTurns out that Jesus and milk cartons are completely different. 2017-11-0919 minMonkeys With MatchesThe Poo Poo ReviewHow do those tissue paper things in airport restrooms work and who threw his underwear in a tree? Those important questions answered in this weeks episode. 2017-10-1316 minMonkeys With MatchesChurchA review of Sebastian Junger's new book "Tribe" and Debbie Wasserman Schultz counts penguins. 2017-09-2922 minMonkeys With MatchesThe ParkScott makes an eerie prediction... 2017-09-2114 minMonkeys With MatchesChinatownThe Flintstones, Jonny Quest or slasher movies?2017-08-2518 minMonkeys With MatchesThe WoodsJonny Quest, The Flintstones, The Thing, The Blob, There's Something on the Wing, X The Unknown and Rodger T. "Race" Bannonto.2017-08-1618 minMonkeys With MatchesThe CleanersProfiting off the relationship between humans and talking dogs. 2017-07-2020 minMonkeys With MatchesThe BullfightIn this episode the boys enjoy a bull-fight while discussing false equivalency, profiting off the afflictions of human beings and talking dogs. 2017-06-1619 minMonkeys With MatchesWhat Do You Live For?Gearheads are annoying! Who's cares what model keyboard you have, can you play the thing? Craig and Jonathan live to live and Scott has to water the plants tomorrow. 2017-06-0719 minMonkeys With MatchesPamela and Evelyn Who were Pamela and Evelyn? 2017-05-1820 minMonkeys With MatchesNon Brewed CondimentOn this episode the boys discuss how you can't quote the Huffington Post, solar powered coal, Highlights magazine and cannibalism (taste like chicken). Also, with respect to the late Allan Holdsworth we name todays episode. 2017-05-0319 minMonkeys With MatchesThe New JewScott Brazieal, composer, screen writer and band member of bands like 5uu's, Cartoon and PFS sits in with Jonathan and Craig to talk about dieting, carrots and executions. 2017-04-1315 minMonkeys With MatchesGod Love BaseballWhat do Bob Newhart, Neil Young and Cher have in common? They're all on "The List."2017-03-3021 minMonkeys With MatchesFracking Rat BrainsCraig and Bernie discuss the future of human life on this planet. Jonathan tries to stay awake. 2017-03-1521 minMonkeys With MatchesTurbo CasinoBernie didn't want to be an astronaut, Jonathan didn't want to be a second baseman and Craig can't talk about his love life. 2017-02-1520 min
Road StoriesRS: Jonathan Thymius, Bill DevlinBill Devlin and Jonathan Thymius discuss a recent tour they did together. One liked it. The other didn't. See if you can figure out which one is which.2017-02-141h 03Monkeys With MatchesThat's IronyDebating the meaning of life, liberty and the pursuit of sappiness.. 2017-01-0419 minMonkeys With MatchesSquare Dancing TitanicNo one wants to look like Burt Reynolds and did we just steer the Titanic into an iceberg? Tune in and find out. 2016-12-0522 minMonkeys With MatchesBowling For InsomniaHerb Caen was an ass wipe, environmental degradation is keeping us awake and god bless the Swedish Fuck Team!2016-11-2819 minMonkeys With MatchesPalacio de los DeportesCraig and his daughter go to Mexico to see Radiohead. Bernie sits behind Bill Walton and Jonathan burped. 2016-11-1422 minMonkeys With MatchesOur Shadow is OrangeWho was the biggest loss, Muhammad Ali, Prince or David Bowie? What is Trump hiding behind the curtain (it's Status Transaction)? And why the American fascination with guns? Answers to these questions and more.2016-10-2624 minMonkeys With MatchesThe Review ShowDave Eggers new book is good although the movie sucks. Craig likes Wilco and The String Cheese Incident puts Bernie to sleep. 2016-10-1921 minMonkeys With MatchesHigh Speed CircumcisionWhy is there no High Speed train in the US? Why do we think we look old? Why did Turkish kids want to look down Bernie's pants? I don't know.2016-10-1423 minMonkeys With MatchesMoneyPolitics and money, bugs that can walk upside-down and fighting over who has the most black friends. I'll take my Roquefort on the side. 2016-10-0718 minMonkeys With MatchesDesert RatsDesert rats, Elton John and Pete Rose. Queer as a three dollar bill.2016-09-2819 minMonkeys With MatchesSwedish Puder BlanketsDistillery hopping with dad, laundry mats with bars and Menlo Park beatniks. What are three subjects that will never be on Jeopardy? 2016-09-1621 minMonkeys With MatchesRattle Snakes and Critical MassWhy are rattlesnakes disappearing and why does critical mass suck? Download our Podcast and find out.2016-08-2420 min
Monkeys With MatchesTrump The HypnotistIs Donald Trump a soulless orangutan? Would Mike Judge make a great judge? Answers to these troubling questions along with a look at Israeli sit-coms on this our first Podcast! You just can't make this stuff that we made up… up. 2016-07-2721 min