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Free Your FN Mind with JonesyWhy Don't We Vote With Our Smartphones?It's 2020 and we're still using paper ballots? We're still going to a physical poll site in the middle of a pandemic in order to participate in this archaic Democratic process? It's time we got our act together and used technology to usher in the future of voting, which will happen online and on our smartphones. In this special 2020 election episode of Free Your FN Mind Jonesy covers the benefits and barriers to voting online. He also breaks down why we no longer need the secret ballot. Hint: Google already knows who you're voting for....2020-11-0223 min
Weird AF NewsFewer farts from the cows in your Whopper! Art exhibition allowed visitors to steal the artwork.Burger King introduces a new Whopper made from cows that burp and fart less. Tokyo art exhibition invited thievery on purpose. Samoan stayed in prison an extra four years because nobody told him he was done.
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This...2020-07-1516 minWeird AF NewsBite a seagull, save a Happy Meal. Dead cat received a voter registration application in the mail.Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's meal. Dead cat received a voter registration application in the mail for Georgia. Cops raided a party in Melbourne after following a large KFC meal order.
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This...2020-07-1415 minWeird AF NewsHuman head found on road. Lawn mower DUI. Brain-eating amoeba alert. Insane ramen noodle lady.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida issues warning about rare brain-eating amoeba. Human head found on side of road in Florida. Floirdaman's DUI arrest is his sixth but first on a lawn mower. Florida family finds a strange woman in their kitchen cooking ramen noodles.
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This episode is sponsor...2020-07-0920 minWeird AF NewsNo gender on the Dutch ID cards. No deodorant on the smelly subway and wear your mask.Dutch ID cards will soon omit gender. Man in stolen vehicle crashed into another person who happened to be in a stolen vehicle. Don't wear deodorant on the subway says Berlin transportation company.
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This episode is sponsor...2020-07-0918 minWeird AF NewsLady urine bread anyone? Coronavirus party - first to get sick wins! US to stop paying dead people.Senate passes bill to end payments to dead people. French engineer unveils bread made from wheat fertilised with women's urine. Young people are throwing Coronavirus parties with a payout when one gets infected.
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This episode is sponsor...2020-07-0826 minWeird AF NewsBootleg helicopter operation shut down. Walmart parking lots will now be drive-in movie theaters.Bootleg Helicopter operation shut down. Supermarkets snub monkey labor coconut products. Walmart is transforming parking lots into drive-in movie theaters.
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This episode is...2020-07-0119 minWeird AF NewsWho dares to poop outside the Queen's vacation castle? Golden Girls episode removed for mud masks?Resident of an old home plummeted into an abyss underneath his house. People are defecating outside the Queen's Scotland vacation home. Hulu removes 1988 episode of Golden Girls because they wear mud masks.
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This episode is sponsored...2020-07-0117 minWeird AF NewsGet a Ninja degree! One in three pilots in Pakistan have a fake license.A beat in Italy has been sentenced to death after attacking hikers. Nearly 1 in 3 pilots in Pakistan have fake licenses. Japan University awards first ever Ninja studies degree.
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· Anchor: The easiest way...2020-06-2917 minWeird AF NewsFloirdaman tried to steal a plane to fly weed to his girlfriend. Man with machete face tattoo attackFLORIDA FRIDAY- Florida man tried to steal a plane to fly to his girlfriend amd get high. Angry Florida woman loses her mind over wearing masks. Florida woman sues for paternity test on some goats. Man with machete tattoo in his face attacked a man with a machete.
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This episode is sponsor...2020-06-2624 minWeird AF NewsGenitalia trauma caused by pandemic? Why are sports stadiums filled with cardboard fans?The pandemic may contribute to genitalia trauma. Barcelona opera reopens to an audience or pretty plants. Why are sports stadiums filled with cardboard fans?
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast...2020-06-2524 minWeird AF NewsMale cat owners are not attractive according to study. Dumpster swimming pools no longer allowed.Men with cats are less desirable for dating a new study shows. Philadelphia shuts down dumpster swimming pools this summer. New rules for hairdressers includes no more small talk.
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· Anchor: The easiest...2020-06-2323 minWeird AF NewsFlorida strippers: fake kidnappings, ripping power meters off buildings, and eating their shirts.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Stripper Edition - Stripper arrested for fighting and ripping power meter off a building, stripper offered officers oral pleasure to let her go, stripper lied about being kidnapped to cover up cheating, stripper threw a coconut at a man filming her, stripper arrested for DUI tries to eat her own shirt.
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This...2020-06-1919 minWeird AF NewsCGI sex scenes are coming to Hollywood. Women are worshipping a Coronavirus Goddess in India.Hollywood prepares for CGI sex scenes for film and television. FDA approved a videogame to treat kids with ADHD. Indian women are worshipping a Coronavirus goddess named Corona Mai.
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· Anchor: The easiest...2020-06-1820 minWeird AF NewsCall your parents racist on Facebook and you could go to jail. Airport offers pretend travel tours.Taiwan airport offers pretend to go abroad airport tours amid Covid-19 pandemic. Veterans protest Rhode Island donut shop that ended police discounts. Mississippi woman charged with obscene communications after calling her parents racists on Facebook.
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This episo...2020-06-1624 minWeird AF NewsInvest in Somali pirates! Man on horse and buggy denied service at KFC drive-thru.Woman attempts suicide in Japan but is saved by 20 sumo wrestlers. Somali pirates are now luring investors. Traveler denied service at KFC drive-thru because he was on horse and buggy.
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· Anchor: The...2020-06-1621 minWeird AF NewsPorn star runs for office in Florida. Circumcision protest? Man lets 12 year old girl drive 85 mph.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man lets a 12 year old girl drive his jeep 85 mph so he could be a cool dad. Florida man strips naked at a flea market, steals a car, breaks into a home and tries to kiss an old woman. Foreskin theft! Activists in Florida pretest circumcision. Porn star is running for office in Florida.
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This episode is sponsor...2020-06-1217 minWeird AF NewsMiss Hitler jailed for being in a Neo Nazi group. Hotel in Germany bans overweight guests.Miss Hitler participant jailed for being part of a Neo Nazi terror group. German hotel bans overweight guests. Bored man opens a saloon for squirrels.
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podc...2020-06-1024 minWeird AF NewsWear covid masks during sex, experts say. Man breaks into bank just to microwave a hot pocket.Man puts cell phone charger cable inside his penis and needs operation. Couples should wear face masks during sex new study finds. California man broke into a bank just to heat up a hot pocket.
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This episo...2020-06-1019 minWeird AF NewsDivorces rise after quarantine uncovers polygamy. DMV says no homemade license plates please.Divorces rise after quarantine uncovers lots of polygamy. New Looney Tunes cartoon gets rid of guns but dynamite is still fine for kids. The DMV asks customers to please don't make your own homemade license plate.
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This...2020-06-0920 minWeird AF NewsWoman calls 911 for sex with an officer, man says his guns belong to John Wick, drive-through botoxFLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman calls 911 and tries to have sex with officer. Florida man says the guns aren't his, they belong to John Wick. Florida offers drive-thru botox for Quarantined residents. Naked Florida man terrorizes a family.
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This episode is sponsor...2020-06-0517 minWeird AF NewsHaving sex with someone you don't live with is illegal. Man threatened to release riot control bees.Having sex with someone you don't live with is now illegal in UK. Don't lick that sex pavement lichen please. Man threatened to unleash riot control bees at a riot.
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This...2020-06-0217 minWeird AF NewsSex workers okay but no sports just yet. People in the UK are fixing their own teeth during lockdownSex workers may get back to business but sports remain prohibited in Switzerland. People in China are angry at new law ordering a cooling off period before divorce. Virus lockdown forces people in UK to become their own dentists.
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This...2020-05-2818 minWeird AF NewsShow your nudes at the Denmark border. Bear wrestling at a zoo without a mask will get you fined.Brothers in Bolivia allow a black widow spider to bite them in hopes they turn into Spiderman. Polish man faces a fine for wrestling a bear at the zoo without a mask thus breaking Covid-19 rules. Denmark asks romantic travelers to show proof of their love upon entering the border.
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This episode is sponsor...2020-05-2519 minWeird AF NewsFlorida man airs out his penis while driving. Florida mom still showers with 20 year old daughter.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for exposing himself while driving, claims he was "just airing it out". Florida mother still showers with her 20 year-old adult daughter each day. Florida's Covid-19 website designer accused of posting revenge porn.
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...2020-05-1818 minWeird AF NewsFlorida woman kisses everyone while calling 911. Protestors demand gyms reopen while doing push-ups.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman tried to kiss strangers at a bar while calling 911 to complain about the lack of social distancing. Protestors calling for gyms to reopen do push-ups and squats outside Florida courthouse. Florida man dives into Bass Pro Shop fish tank and posts video on Facebook.
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This episode is...2020-05-1215 minWeird AF NewsFlorida man tries to stab the devil out of his roommate. Man caught quarantining on Disney island.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for trying to quarantine on Disney's Discovery Island. "Satan is still in me!", says Florida man who stabs roommate to release the devil inside. Florida woman begs to be arrested after being pulled over for DUI with 3 children in her car.
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This episode is...2020-05-0619 minWeird AF NewsDrive-thru funerals? Police seek person dressed as a creepy 27th century plague doctor.Police hunt for person wearing a freepy 27th century plague doctor costume. Third Russian doctor mysteriously falls from a hospital window after virus complaint. Funeral home offer drive thru viewings during Covid-19 lockdown.
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This...2020-04-2921 minWeird AF NewsTupac Shakur is alive in Kentucky awaiting unemployment. German police bust underground hair salons.German police bust underground hair salons. Tupac Shakur is alive in Kentucky awaiting his unemployment check. FDA urges manufacturers to make hand sanitizer taste worse.
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This...2020-04-2819 minWeird AF NewsFlorida Church sold bleach Coronavirus miracle cure. Grim Reaper will troll Florida's opened beachesFLORIDA FRIDAY - Man will dress as Grim Reaper and troll Florida's prematurely opened beaches. Florida "Church" sold bleach as a Coronavirus curing sacrament and got in trouble with FDA. Florida woman spit her chewed food onto food displays inside Walmart and was arrested.
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This...2020-04-2416 minWeird AF NewsTesticles make you more vulnerable to the virus. President asks gangs to stop giving care packages.Man eats 600 cheesesteaks in two years and the Coronavirus won't stop him. President of Mexico tells gangs to stop handing out virus care packages. Testicles may make you more vulnerable to the virus, study shows.
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This episo...2020-04-2316 minWeird AF NewsTinder dating is okay says Dr. Fauci. Woman's breast implant deflects a bullet, saves her life.Woman's breast implants deflect a bullet and save her life. Indonesia locks Quarrantine violators inside haunted houses. Dr. Fauci says you can meet a Tinder date if you wanna risk it.
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· Anch...2020-04-2119 minWeird AF NewsWrestling is deemed "essential business" in Florida. Giant Easter cookout gathering broken up.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Large Easter cookout of over 100 people broken up by police during stay at home order. Florida Governor deems WWE an essential business. Florida judge tells lawyers to put on pants for your Zoom hearings.
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...2020-04-1818 minWeird AF NewsFree weed and Toilet paper handed out by masked man. Social distancing for bears?Masked man hands out free weed and toilet paper during pandemic. Man made false pizza orders and said Italians should get the virus. Social distancing for bears advised by wildlife advocates. Woman fined for taking her turtle for a walk in Rome.
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This episode is sponsored...2020-04-1622 minWeird AF NewsWoman's sexual attraction to chandeliers. Coronavirus lockdown spares Czech women an Easter beating.Woman's attraction to chandeliers is not considered a sexual orientation. Coronavirus lockdown spares Czech women an Easter beating. Teenager sneaks friend to apartment inside a suitcase during lockdown.
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This episode is sponsor...2020-04-1416 minWeird AF NewsEaster eggs with porn inside were delivered to 400 mailboxes. EMT spits on a cashier over floortape.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman pit 400 Easter eggs filled with porn in mailboxes. Florida EMT spit on a cashier because he was fed up with tape on the ground. Father daughter struck with baseball bats in Florida for telling college kids not to gather on the beach.
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This episo...2020-04-0920 minWeird AF NewsDon't buy the blood of virus victims on the web. Crowd breaks lockdown for Pink Floyd coverband showCrowd breaks social gathering orders to attend Pink Floyd coverband show. Criminals are selling blood and saliva of virus victims on the Dark Web. Illinois mayor's wife found at a bar after gathering restriction order.
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This episo...2020-04-0921 minWeird AF NewsNudists in trouble for not wearing masks at nude beach. Robots replace Japanese graduating class.Robots replace Japanese students at graduation. Nudists in trouble for not wearing masks at the nudie beach. Utah food bank hands out marijuana candy to dozens of families.
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This...2020-04-0715 minWeird AF NewsExplosions and fires during gender reveal party. Stay at home except for church, it's a pandemic.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Explosion at a gender reveal party sparks a 10 acre wildfire. Florida is allowing church services during the Coronavirus pandemic. OJ Simpson can spot a Florida murderer when he sees one.
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This episode is sponsor...2020-04-0423 minWeird AF NewsDead daughter nudes posted by mom to memorialize her. Man dresses as a bush to break lockdown order.Man dr eased up as a bush to sneak out of the house during virus lockdown. Mom posts nudes of her late daughter on social media to memorialize her. Baby chickens are sold out nationwide as Americans panic buy.
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Ed's Got My Money17. Stocks in Outer SpaceJonesy reflects on his recent move after Ed gave him the option to sell and buy on his own. Ed reminds David and Jonesy that the orders he gives are always time sensitive. How do you use movement in volume to identify short-selling. Jonesy reads some of the tips that Ed recently put on his Pot Stock Facebook page such as: Do not chase a stock and always sell on the way up. Also David identifies a moment where Ed breaks wind and should we end the podcast there?
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What is a trade?
How do you open a trade account?
These are some of the questions answered in this first episode of Ed's Got My Money.
Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EdsGotMyMoney/2018-03-0729 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyCops Shouldn’t Take Our ShitComedian Jonesy covers Attorney General Jeff Sessions new directive on asset forfeiture where cops can take your assets without due process. This is unconstitutional AF. How do you feel about it?
FOR MORE INFO/SOURCES: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/cops-shouldnt-take-shit-episode-5/
The post Cops Shouldn’t Take Our Shit appeared first on Jonesy.com.2017-08-2516 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyPublic Executions Should be Routine!Comedian Jonesy explores the reasons we should consider public executions. Or at least get a discussion going about it. Also, "Super Gonorrhea" can't be cured and how our military just spent billions on some helicopters they can't even fly. FOR MORE INFO/SOURCES: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/ep5-public-executions/The post Public Executions Should be Routine! appeared first on Jonesy.com.2017-07-0932 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyDon’t Have Babies!In episode 4 of the Free Your FN Mind show, Comedian and cultural critic Jonesy explains why every reason to have a baby in a modern high tech democracy is linked to ego. So don't procreate! Instead adopt or plant a tree. FOR MORE INFO/SOURCES: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/free-fn-mind-ep-4-dont-babies/
The post Don’t Have Babies! appeared first on Jonesy.com.2017-06-0227 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyMars Sucks!Episode 2 of Free Your FN Mind with Jonesy podcast covers: Cereal companies and their evil ways. Donate to the asteroid defense organization is a better way to spend our money instead of trying to go to Mars. Mars is fucking stupid! FOR SOURCES AND LINKS: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/free-fn-mind-jonesy-ep-2/
The post Mars Sucks! appeared first on Jonesy.com.2017-04-1520 min
Jonesy.comMars Sucks!Episode 2 of Free Your FN Mind with Jonesy podcast covers: Cereal companies and their evil ways. Donate to the asteroid defense organization is a better way to spend our money instead of trying to go to Mars. Mars is fucking stupid! FOR SOURCES AND LINKS: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/free-fn-mind-jonesy-ep-2/
The post Mars Sucks! appeared first on Jonesy.com.2017-04-1520 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyUnplug From Social MediaComedian Jonesy talks on health care and how services handed down by governments are usually shitty, urging listeners to take their health into their own hands, learn about nutrition, exercise, and take charge of their lives. Also what are the benefits of unplugging from social media (Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter) and how to go about doing it? MORE INFO AND SOURCES: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/free-fn-mind-ep-1/
The post Unplug From Social Media appeared first on Jonesy.com.2017-04-0423 min
the_kid JONESY RadioThe Kid Jonesy! Radio Vol. 1World Premier of The Kid Jonesy! Radio
Always Fresh, Always On Time
Mixed By: DJ Jonesy!
Date: 03.27.10
Episode #1
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This is the World Premier of The Kid Jonesy! Radio. The first post is a glimpse of the songs & artists I have deemed hot in 2010. Features tracks from: Drake, Nicki Minaj, Usher, Jeezy, Fabolous, And More... Enjoy! -Jonesy!
Tracklist: 1. Drake – Shut It Down 2. Drake – Fall For Your Type 3. B.O.B & J. Cole – Gladiators 4. Collie Buddz – Phone Call 5. Drake – Over 6. Jim Jones & N.O.E – Legends 7. J. Cole –...2010-03-2731 min