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Digressions.#1 - INFLATION, COSTCO AND DADDY TRUDEAURight now just like PB&J, its hard to seperate the ongoing decline of our economy with our Supreme leader JT. I tried not to get too much into it, but I think that extra Modelo brought out the inner taxpayer inside of me wanting to drop kick every elected politician we have. Costco Polish sausages are goated don't @ me. This is episode #1 of Season 2. Enjoy xoxo2023-09-1137 min
Digressions.DIGRESSIONS 101565 days is all it took for Digressions to come back. Rustier than a 2004 Pontiac Sunfire. Enough cobwebs to make Spider-Man jealous. Now in video form, I was horrified to realize that the main camera footage came out horribly in this first episode, forcing me to solely use my vertical shot. Nonetheless, I'm happy to be back and share with you the 101 of what I do in this reloaded version of Digressions – a podcast/one-man show that wil follow the trends and news as they come. This episode is more of a breifing on what to expect. Hope you still en...2023-08-1519 minDigressions.# 41 - Super Bowl, Poli Sci and ChiensAs much as I hate to admit it, I think the Tompa Bay Buccs are going to win the chip. In this episode, I discuss my Super bowl predictions, my ambassador phase, "avoir du chien dans l'nez", and so much more non-sense. Hope you're having a great weekend. Stay safe ~xxxooo2021-02-0733 minDigressions.BDAY SPECIALScript is out, papers are burned and this episode has more twist and turns than I can count. TBH, my twenties are approaching to an end, and this episode takes a little detour through some experiences and views my aging ass can reflect on. Also btw if you know of someone getting out of their lease July 1st lmk ~xxxooo2021-01-2738 minDigressions.# 40 - Old Senile White MenSo, I absolutely HATE talking about politics, but the unfortunate reality is that daddy Trump just got drop-kicked in the back of the dick and Big Joe got the keys to the palace with his main girl Kamala. Institutional politics are back, and I go OFF on everyone involved. Also, hope you're doing ok as I go on a bit of a softer tangent, you know, baby, it's cold outside. I LOVE YOU ~xxx~ 2021-01-2335 minDigressions.# 39 - Curfew, TikToks and NursesWelcome to 2021 ladies and gents; Where nothing has changed and where you MUST order your munchies past 8pm. First episode of the new year where I EMPTY THE BAG on my thoughts regarding the curent government, as well as the complete neglect of our healthcare system and its workers. Hope your year is off to a flying start and that you enjoy this latest 2021-01-1435 minDigressions.[SPORTS] - Pigskins, Bono and The Bleu-Blanc-RougeRavens are winning the big bowl, McLaren will get a 1-2 next season with Danny Ric and Lando, Habs are winning the damn cup, don't @ me on any of these claims, I have been talking to a crystal ball fortune teller on Twitch. Top D up in here. Enjoy my rambling and proper high level IQ discourse.
Love ya ~ xoxoxo2020-12-311h 18Digressions.# 38 - XMAS SPECIALMerry Christmas you beautiful animals, this episode is a bit longer than usual, got some catching up to do, as well as some great xmas stories to share with y'all. Also, not to go through this season sounding like a dense cabbage, I did a TOP 10 things I'm thankful for this year. DESPITE EVERYTHING. Stay safe out there and don't snitch to Queen V ! ~ xoxox2020-12-2552 minDigressions.# 37 - Horny Opticians, Gravy and FatsoThis episode, well, I get heated. Can someone tell me how they go through their day without wanting to dropkick every person for no reason? Is it just me? Ngl, this title is clickbait-y as hell. But nonetheless, I love u ~xoxo2020-12-1138 minDigressions.ÉPISODE FRANCO #3Je t'aime, Tu t'aime, Ils/elles/ont/ze/se/po/pan/ aiment. L'AFFAIRE N'EST PAS KETCHUP AVEC HEINZ ES-TI. Le gouvernement nous prends tous pour des ribambelles et des 2 de pics. Suis rendu tout mou comme un Jello et mes cuises frottent quand j'essaye de marcher trop vite. Vraiment le calvaire 2020. 2020-12-0839 minDigressions.# 36.5 - Theives, Plateau and PuppiesTo quote one of the greatest artists of all-time, Mr Jackson, A.K.A. 50 cent:
"Tossed and turned in my sleep that night"
If you know the rest of the lyrics, you know what happened.
Love y'all ~xxxooooo2020-11-2429 minDigressions.# 36 - Virgin, Loneliness and WitchesBack after a tiny week, episode loaded with a bunch of content because we gotta catch up bbg. Enjoy EP 36, I sure had a blast recording it ~xoxxx
I LOVE U2020-11-1938 minDigressions.# 35 - Biden, House Markets & E-CommArithmetic is usually something I'm good at, but for whatever reason I thought episode 34 came before the 35. In this indulgence of high IQ and morality, I ramble on about our boy Joe's victory, the wave pool that is our real-estate market here in Montreal, as well as talk shit about a bunch of other things. You know how we do. I love you stay safe out there ~xoxxx2020-11-0733 minDigressions.ELECTION DAY SPECIALLadies and gents, BIG POLI-SCI DAY TODAY. Make sure to message your local pseudo-expert in politics and tell him that unfortunately, or fortunately, DADDY TRUMP VS GRAND-PA BIDEN IS HAPPENING TONIGHT! Make sure to tune-in and watch as we see whether or not we will have front row seats to another civil war. Stay safe, je t'aime, and God bless america. ~ xoxoxoxoxo2020-11-0349 minDigressions.Chalet Cameron Volume IIC'EST DES JOKES OK. Entre boys, dans un chalet, en zone orange, il y en a bien des conneries qui ce passent. Dans cet épisode unique, les boys et moi on explore l'amour, les sentiments, la cruze et plusieurs autres sujets connexes. Évidement, ne prendre rien au sérieux, on était tous un peu pockés de la veille. Je vous aime ~xo2020-10-291h 02Digressions.# 33 - N-word uOttawa, Amazon, and LinkedInI am not even sure if I can say that this episode is inflammatory, but I have a feeling someone will find a reason to get offended and will call me names :(. Also, LINKEDIN IS A CRINGEFEST AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. But again, as always, in case nobody said it to you today already; ilu. ~xoxoxoxoxoxxoxo2020-10-2236 minDigressions.# 32 - Frankie L, Tinfoil and PalindromesHappy Friday y'all here's episode 32, of digressions, you know, big brain operations, 24/7, 365. I would love to wish you all a fun weekend ahead, but christ is it ever the worst when we can't even go out for an overpriced pint of beer. Definitely miss hanging out with you guys, and this 2nd confinement BS really got my hamster wheel turning. Enjoy the ep I LOVE YOU ~xo2020-10-1636 min
Digressions.# 31 - Hiatus, Uniforms and LonelinessWE'RE BACK ON TRACK BBG 2020-10-0942 min
Digressions.# 30 - Courriers, jerking and part-timersThere's a sweet spot in this episode where I say I need to be careful about certain things that i'm about to spew out, clearly say that I don't want to rant, but then proceed to EMPTY THE FUCKING BAG boys and girls. I didn't spill as much tea as they did back at that famous party in Boston, but that was a great prelude to what's yet to come. Hope you enjoy it ~xo2020-09-0233 min
Digressions.# 29 - RAMQ, Sport Elites and GlitchesI think I've reached an important conclusion in my life, and that is that I have small brain syndrome. I didn't want to go too deep on the issue since I feel everyone around seems to be supporting it, but with things like selling your private medical info to companies, as well as the ongoing strikes in sports leagues, I couldn't help but through in my 2 cents. This simulation we're in man, fucking blows rn. Love you though ~ xo2020-08-2833 min
Digressions.# 28 - Champagne, Hustle and ExodusChampagne 28 baby WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE :d. This episode brings a bit of introspection into the life of JA, but mostly, I share a few stories from my youth and my honest feelings on a necessary exodus during the pandemic. Y'all know how it is. Hope you enjoy it! ~xox2020-08-2637 min
Digressions.# 27 - Banquise, Discourse and ViewsNGL, this episode took quite a turn at the halfway mark. Anyone got tips for a night owl converting into an early bird? My mind gets to digress in overtime this time of year but you know what, it be like that sometimes. Hope you enjoy it! ~xox2020-08-2035 min
Digressions.# 26 - Gaspé, $70 and FattiesHad a lot of fun with this episode, got me wondering for how long I can blame old age for a bunch of things, but wanting to get up early and having 3 day hangovers is definitely atop of the list. GASPÉ TOURISTS PICK UP YOUR TRASH PEOPLE ARE UPSET THERE :( Have a fun weekend y'all stay safe ~xo2020-08-1440 min
Digressions.# 25 - Vlad, Leafs and Early StartsShort episode today y'all had a rough few days being an old hungover man. I thought it was all bs that hangovers got worse with time but holy shit, that one was violent. Story inside the episode ~xo2020-08-1219 min
Digressions.# 24 - Red Flags, Retainers and Ice CubesLike in Formula 1 and pretty much every motor-racing sport, when you see a red flag, YOU SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN. For real though happy Friday everyone, sit back, chuckle here and there and get HYPED for the weekend. Weather is getting chillier at night so make sure to stay nice and warm on a terrace. Love ya stay safe ~xo2020-08-0734 min
Digressions.# 23 - Comms, Finances and StanleyI've started looking back into my old university and CEGEP notes to try and figure out how much postmodernism has started to wreck our society, and boy oh boy is it starting to get ugly. COMMS PEOPLE. COMMS. We all gotta learn how to properly communicate with one another or we'll fall in extreme civil divides that could lead to uglier things. Jvous aime. Enjoy episode 23 ~xox2020-08-0534 min
Digressions.# 22 - GAFA, Molson Family and PrivacyIt's Friday my dudes. 'bout to go get some seltzers and start this thing off properly with a few and I wish you the same 2020-07-3130 min
Digressions.# 21 - Habs, Dopamine and JunkThis episode is a bit different than usual, I finally used my brain for something else than making pork chops and potatoes. Not that there's nothing wrong with some traditional food, but JA boi goes into his personal love affair with everything DOPEamine related. Longer than usual, but hopefully better? Love y'all ~xo2020-07-3045 min
Digressions.# 20 - Kraken, Scales and CommunicationSeattle has officially released the Kraken. JA boi released it a few years ago and I am here today to share that story with y'all. I also give a sweet update on my more than sub-par performance on dating apps. Digressions episode 20 BAYBEEE hope you like it ~xo2020-07-2541 min
Digressions.# 19 - Kanye, Scooters and Pedo IslandMy digressing ass thought I reached episode 20 of Digressings but am at 19 so APOLOGIES FOR THE FAKE NEWS at the beginning of the episode. I cover our homie YE, my new living life burning the streets around the plateau, and the absolutely fucked documentary of Epstein and his pedo island. Love y'all ~xo2020-07-2238 min
Digressions.MONTREAL RANT BILINGUE #1Uncensored, unfiltered, raw, on sort les émotions du sac pour cet épisode bilinguiste de Diggressions. I go off on what the city has been morphing into, old man yelling at the clouds, but I'M TRIGGERED OKAY!. Jk but fr si tu parle pas les deux langues officielles tu vas vrm pas feel. Jtm ~xo2020-07-1837 minDigressions.# 18 - PPE, Tuition and FlavorsThe English language lets us pick between "colour" and "color" depending on your geographoic location, but god forbid you try "flavours" over "flavors" to make a point without being harassed by that oppressive red line underline. RANTS TODAY LADIES AND GENTS. RANTS. Love y'all thanks for stopping by ~xox2020-07-1526 min
Digressions.BONUS NFL EPISODEThe New England Patriots suck, Tom Brady is done, Gronk will quit halfway through, Mahomes is everyone's daddy, Lamar Jackson is the GOAT, D-Hop 2020, We DeM bOyS STINK, Big Ben to jail, blue gatorade still the king of drinks, AR12 for MVP, punt on first down, DONT @ ME2020-07-1044 minDigressions.# 17 - Laval, Baby daddy's and CostcoOf course a brand new day in the life of Jonnessey is bond to have a few L's, but holy christ has the last few days been WILD. Love y'all, stay hydrated, and leave baby daddy's behind. ~ xo2020-07-0924 minDigressions.# 16 - Seltzers, Alcohols and liquidsThis episode has been influenced by everything low-cal the world has to offer, and the ever ending quest to drop those fluffy pounds. Beer has been the poison that has fueled our nights out and our campings for centuries, but now, I firmly believe it is time for the full-scale seltzer revolution. Hope you enjoy the episode ~xo2020-07-0325 minDigressions.# 15 - Canadeh, Social Media and IdentityHAPPY CANADEH DEH TO ALL YOU MAPLE SYRUP GUZZLING, BEAVER HUNTING, TIMMIES CHUGGING, APOLOGIZING PEOPLE. Happy Wednesday to all my quebecers. Hope you enjoy this episode and all future ones because Digressions is BACK BABYYYY. love y'all ~ xoxo Sorry2020-07-0134 minDigressions.À la digressions - Québec, Simulations et NiaiseriesPremier épisode Franco de la saison 1 de Diggressions, bienvenue, je t'aime. Petit épisode pas trop long, juste dire allo et parler de notre fête nationale 2020-06-2525 minDigressions.# 14 - Veganisms, Coffee and LoveYo I straight-up almost blew-up my entire PC while recording this episode. Show this puppy some love because god knows when and if I'll be able to record again. Love you. ~ xox2020-06-1735 minDigressions.# 13 - Catfishes, Diplomats and DVMPart 1 of my fueled anger towards globalization and centralization of power. TIN FOIL HATS THEORIES ARE REAL PEOPLE I SWEAR! :(
Hope y'all enjoy my take on a few things in regards to international stakes and moves. As always, didn't really shy back on certain things. Have a great weekend y'all stay safe 2020-06-1242 minDigressions.# 12 - Hobos, Free Willy, and FrenchiesSometimes you just sit down, get ready to do your thing, and once you start, everything goes so incredibly wrong that you just gotta send it. Rarely have I digressed so hard during an episode, and I blame my ADD baybeee. Love y'all see ya Friday x0x2020-06-1030 minDigressions.# 11 - Mr. Floyd, Racism and No Lives MatterThis episode goes around on what has transpired following the murder of George Floyd, and the reaction we all have been going through since the events. My conclusion is simple, #NoLivesMatter, we're a primitive species and the human race sucks. I dropped a ton of f-bombs in this one I got carried away my bad.2020-06-0333 minDigressions.# 10 - Poop water, GHG, and Getting shreddedI've been pushing myself to go back to a thing I liked to do which is reading informative things. Don't get me wrong, I suck at it, but learning about different ecological messes we're in definitely hits the spot. Enjoy a more serious than normal episode! Don't know how I pulled that one off. CHEERS TO THE WEEKEND BAYBEEE2020-05-2237 minDigressions.# 9 - Summer, Hot Cops and Dating AppsMan oh man. Has this been the sweetest weekend of the year of WHAT. This episode focuses on everything on me falling in love 30 times over the last 72 hours, and good old side-to-side digressing. Hope you enjoy!2020-05-2035 minDigressions.# 8 - NFL Rules, SMB's and box peopleY'all, I think our simulation is trying to brainwash us into certain things. Seriously. I'M IN A RANTING MOOD OK BUT STILL LOVE Y'ALL 2020-05-1629 minDigressions.# 7 - Snitches, Subtitles and ShroomsI'm going to keep you all guessing as to whether or not what I do is scripted. Welcome to episode 7, where I touch on topics only suitable for mature audiences and our homie 6ix 9ine. Is he over 18?2020-05-1334 minDigressions.# 6 - XaeA-12, Magic masks and Mom's DayHope y'all had a great week. IT'S FRIDAY Y'ALL GO OUTSIDE jk its snowing. I ended up rambling about something and lost track at some point. Also, Make your mom a macaroni card, she'll love it.2020-05-0834 minDigressions.[Bonjour/Hi] # 1 - Brebs, School girls and 400 IQI thought it would be a brilliant idea to record on 3 different devices after a bit of liquor pis juste tout claquer ensemble. Disons que stai pas le meilleur move. Enjoy episode one of the bilingual podcast, feat. Aymeric et Arnaud cOnVeNtUm.2020-05-0649 minDigressions.# 4 - Gun ban, UFO's and 613This week has been complete proof we live in some ever ending matrix, some alien divided by 0 and we're all safe thanks to Super JT. Oh, and I try to make things right with the Capital, but I made it worse. love y'all have a great weekend ~ xo2020-05-0236 min
Digressions.À l'invarse - épisode 1Est-ce que suis le seul qui doit physiquement se retenir pour commander du take-out? La ptite voiture jaune remplie de quart-cuisses/quarts-poitrine me chatouille le portefeuille...Bienvenue à votre épisode franco :D j'ai déjà commencé à fouttre le feu un peu partout :) 2020-04-2942 minDigressions.# 3 - Landing strips, NDG and burgersEver wondered what tf I was up too back when I was 18? Well, let me tell you, I sure as shit was not working on building a nucular reactor. Enjoy the episode ~ xox2020-04-2836 minDigressions.# 2 - Cactus legs, Tinder and BabiesYa know, a lot of memes have been circulating about the different psychological stages of confinement like its some kind of grief cycle we're all going through, and can someone tell me when the fucking thing stops pls? Leave me a message https://anchor.fm/jonnessey/message2020-04-2432 min
Digressions.#1 - Welcome, thank you and thank youIntro episode to digressions ladies and gents, glad to have your here. I only re-recorded it 3 times because there were moments with complete disregard to any sort of professionalism, and I'd like to have a fighting chance here. DM me with any sorts of text. Seriously, send me a gif if you want to, I'll see what I can do. Cheers ~ xoxo2020-04-2140 minDigressions.[BONUS] Dr. Phil, Rude people and Tinfoil hatsLongest episode to date, touching base on a few weird things and as always, ja, digressing all over the damn place 2020-04-1551 min
Digressions.[PIS TOUTE] On es au Québec icitteMon micro à bien chier pour quelques minutes, pas si pire mais quand même gossant vers la 12ème minute. Lâchez-pas ça dure pas longtemps jtaime t belle.2020-04-1222 minDigressions.[S0E10] Sales, Trump and Freedom babyStr8up sales now is like playing minesweeper on windows 99. Most of the time random clicks work, but I still got no clue what i'm doing.2020-04-0337 minDigressions.[S0E9] Frat life, ja boi, and the regLittle glimpse into the life of a frat boy turned El Presidente. S/O to all my omegas.2020-03-3134 min