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The B Movie BeatdownA more special message from JordanSorry folks! No Beatys this week. The Beaty's will return at a later date, but for now we have to be like those losers at the academy and do our award show in the following year. We love you all, and we're looking forward to bringing you more content!
2025-12-3001 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 90 Bionicle: Mask of Light (2003) We brought in an expert TAKUUAAA! This week we're filling our heads with ancient knowledge and showing our true selves by putting on a mask with BIONICLE: MASK OF LIGHT(2003)! We are joined by our friend, and residential Bionicle Expert: Kyle. So join us as we learn about Bionicles and finding our inner light . . . or whatever Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-10-2152 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 89 Space Mutiny (1988): The year of the Reb Space! Reb Brown is back back back again and this time he's a completely average pilot who charms the pants off of everyone he meets (looking at you Lea) in SPACE MUTINY (1988)! There's a lot of good wrapped in this very b-movie sci-fi flick. You got mutineers, Battlestar Galactica footage, ridiculous bumper car chases and so much more to unpack. So get ready for some more of Reb's classic shouts as he single handedly saves the Southern Sun! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames...
2025-10-1455 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 88 Bitch Slap (2009): Do it for Lucy Woof! and not the good kind. We're going to the 2000s again for what should have been an action packed bombshell bonanza with BITCH SLAP(2009)! What we got was a half-backed girlfight where every other scene was them smashing boxes. Some of the visuals were passable but the whole thing simply falls flat. So put on your mini dress and tape up your boobs cuz we're painting the town red! I didn't even mention the huge sci-fi gun. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-10-0748 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 87 Robowar (1988): Wow! We all had the same score! It's Predator Baby! Wait, no it's not. It's Bruno Mattei's copycat film ROBOWAR (1988)! Reb Brown is embodying Dutch as he leads a group of BAM commandos through the jungle while a cyborg hunts them from the shadows. I'll let you figure out what BAM means as we rip into this one. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-09-3052 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 86 Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep (2006): The movie formally known as Kraken We're hauling in a big one! This week we went fishing for treasure and all we got was this giant squid in KRAKEN: TENTACLES OF THE DEEP (2006)! We dive into another SyFy Original that gets the job done with minimal distractions. So grab yourself a plate of calamari and hop aboard! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-09-2355 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 85 Sisu (2022): ...In Minecraft We struck gold! This week we had the pleasure of taking out a few Nazis with SISU (2022). There tons of blood and gore, and sick kills, and the main dude lights himself on fire. Pretty cool right? So come back to 1944 with us, we'll clobber some Nazis, do a quick little jaunt through Lapland, and it'll be more fun than you can shake a stick at! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-09-161h 00The B Movie BeatdownEp. 84 Faster, Pussy Cat! Kill! Kill! (1965): The male leer Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Violence! Get ready to drive, jive and survive with Russ Meyer's cult classic FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! (1965). Three go-go dancers go-go rogue in the California desert driving fast cars, judo chopping necks and using all that sass to get their way. Grab your switchblades and get ready to get down and dirty! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-09-0937 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 83 Never Too Young to Die (1986): The one where John Stamos got groomed Somebody Poisoned the Water Supply! Uncle Jesse is in over his head in this one as he tries to stop the evil and apocalyptic Gene Simmons in NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE (1986). This action movie is part James Bond, part Mad Max and part Beverly Hills 90210. Get ready for some questionable relationships, ridiculous shootouts and some obvious stunt doubles. Let's see if it sticks the landing. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-09-0248 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 82 Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1991): Abraxas is a bisexual icon Calcinator! Okay, that might not be what little Timmy is called, but I do know Sven-Ole Thorsen plays a big dude named Suc On Dis and Jesse Ventura is ABRAXAS, GUARDIAN OF THE PLANET (1990)! This is the sci-fi action flick about the one that got away and the child whose father only wants to find him. So braid your rat tails, and buckle up! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-08-2653 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 81 Critters (1986): Sweet baby boy Billy Someone get the TUMS! This week a gaggle of hungry alien balls have crash landed in Midwestern America for CRITTERS (1986)! These adorable monsters will eat you out of house and home, and then eat you while laughing at your crying family. Expect poison darts, firecrackers, and some face morphing bounty hunters, and if all that doesn't stroke your goat we even have a young Billy Zane. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
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The B Movie BeatdownA big Midwestern opeHey guys, So no Tremors 2 this week unfortunately. You can blame Jordan, It's 100% his fault and he will be punished accordingly. I'm not sure what we have in store for him, but he said something about shackles...or a wheel of pain... Anyhoo, hopefully this audio explains things better. Instead of an episode this week, why don't you send us movies you'd like to see us cover. So reach out to us with your suggestions! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-08-1303 min
The B Movie BeatdownEp. 80 Halloween II (1981): It's pronounced Samhain The Boogieman is Back! For this week's Summer of Sequels, we're headed back to Haddonfield where the action picks up right where it left off with HALLOWEEN II (1981). Michael's night isn't over, and he's creatively carving his way through a mostly abandoned hospital. Laurie's on bed rest, and Doctor Loomis is waving his gun around like a mad man. That sounds stressful, I'm gonna go relax in the hot tub. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
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The B Movie BeatdownEp. 79 Bride of Re-Animator (1990): Junk drawer of body parts Pure potentiality! It's time to advance science and bring back the dead as our Summer of Sequels continues with BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR (1990)! Herbert West and Dan Cain return with a new dose of re-agent and a crypt waiting to be plundered. The practical effects are still gooey, the liquids are still glowing and mysterious, and the zombies are still shambling. Lets get to work. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-07-2953 min
The B Movie BeatdownEp. 78 Pythons 2 (2002): Apparently, there was two snakes There's TWO snakes! This week we're running a secret military operation and hunting down some giant PYTHONS 2! Billiard Zabka is back and this time he has a gang of goons with lightning guns, flamethrowers, explosions and a truck driver. . . a truck driver? Well, grab your favorite leather duster and meet us somewhere in Russia for PYTHONS 2! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
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The B Movie BeatdownEp. 77 The Toxic Avenger Part 2 (1989): Long pig ramen Odinki Daska, Guys! The first of our Summer of Sequels takes us back to Tromaville for THE TOXIC AVENGER PART II! We'll be windsurfing from New Jersey to Japan, fighting crime, and mackin' on the honeys. We might even reunite with our long lost father. Get yourself a mawashi and meet us in Jersey. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-07-1555 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 76 The Blair Witch Project (1999): I'm gonna go boneless I'm afraid to close my eyes! This week we are joined by a friend of the pod as we discuss the paranormal found footage phenomenon: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT! It may not be the first found footage movie, but it is the first for this podcast. Grab a couple granola bars, throw the map into the river, and don't listen to the voices. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-07-081h 05The B Movie BeatdownEp. 75 El Mariachi (1992): Couch cushion budget Guns in a Guitar Case! This week we're taking a trip south of the border with Robert Rodriguez's debut film, EL MARIACHI! Made with $7k and a dream, it's a pinnacle in low budget filmmaking; real townspeople extras, homemade stunts and effects, and pure indie movie magic. It's fast, it's gritty, it's worth its weight in coconuts. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-07-0149 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 74 The Void (2016): Parliament: Special Victims Unit There is No Downstairs! This week we're running from cults, flesh monsters and medical malpractice in THE VOID! A small town cop goes from sleeping on the job to shotgun wielding hero in this Lovecraftian Horror. It's like a sandwich, triangle cult on the outside, terrible flesh monsters on the inside. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-06-2455 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 73 The Stepfather (1987): We saw Terry O'Quinn's peepee Traditional Family Values! This week we're on the hunt for the perfect family with THE STEPFATHER! Terry O'Quinn shines in this psychological horror as the wanna be family man Jerry Blake, or is that really his name? Well, whatever it is you won't want to miss it. Lock the doors, set the table and don't ask too many questions if you know what's good for you. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-06-1752 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 72 Rubber (2010): Peter was my Dick (Grayson) There's No Reason! This week we're rolling into telekinetic madness and keeping our heads from exploding with RUBBER! This dark comedy follows the journey of a tire - yes, a literal tire - Its psionic powers, unrelenting bloodlust, and a vague journey of self discovery. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-06-1046 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 71 Ice Cream man (1995): Icecream men should have a union Now That's What I Call A Brain Freeze! Stick a leaf in your bike spokes and grab a push pop from the ICE CREAM MAN! This summer time snack features Clint Howard in the Ice-tacular role of Gregory, our ice cream man. Can he live up to the Ice Cream King Dream or will the last shreds of his sanity finally snap? Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames
2025-06-0353 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 70 Deathgasm (2015): Pete's last episode It's a Brotherhood of Steel! This week we're thrashing to DEATHGASM, where the power of metal actually can summon demons! Expect heavy riffs, buckets of blood, and headbanging mayhem. Hope you brought your corpse paint… but leave your church stuff in the closet. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-05-271h 08The B Movie BeatdownEp. 69 Cube 2: Hypercube (2002): The Jerry food chain How the Hell do we get Outta Here?! Set your watches because this week we're crawling, climbing and defying logic with CUBE 2: HYPERCUBE. This sci-fi mystery is held together by sheer confusion, questionable physics and an endless need to fill the silence. It will have you questioning your own intelligence, the intelligence of the characters, and leave you shouting "PLEASE STOP EATING JERRY!" Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-05-201h 03The B Movie BeatdownEp. 68 Mad Max (1979): The Hemsworth touch of death Fill up your tank, and don't forget your shotgun! This week, we're tearing through the sun-scorched highways of MAD MAX. George Miller kicks off his apocalyptic saga with a baby-faced Mel Gibson as "Mad" Max Rockatansky, a lawman in desperate need of a vacation. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
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The B Movie BeatdownBlockbuster Beatdown - The Mask of Zorro (1998) Cinco De Masko Dios mio! It's May 5th and you know what that means… It's Cinco de Masko! Join us on a nostalgic, and quite romantic, deviation this week with MASK OF ZORRO. Antonio Banderas and Anthony Hopkins bring a Tornado of swashbuckling action! In this, our highest budget blockbuster yet! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-05-061h 13The B Movie BeatdownEp. 67 Defendor (2009): D*cks out for Dustin Pocket marbles! Fire up that police scanner and get your duct tape cuz we're hitting the streets vigilante style this week with DEFENDOR. It's a surprisingly heartwarming tale of a man trying to do the right thing, in a misguided way. Also Woody Harrelson throws jars of hornets at bad guys, which kind of rules. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-04-281h 07The B Movie BeatdownEp. 66 - Under Lock and Key (1995): Triathlon of smut Locked up! Come undercover with us this week as we take on another b movie trope: women's prison films. Sure there's lots of nude scenes, but this one has a little something more about it. Has anyone seen my shank? I know I left it somewhere… Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-04-2255 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 65 - Bikini Spring Break (2012): Our first, and probably our last Asylum film. Spring Break is here! This week we're traveling down to Florida for nationals with BIKINI SPRING BREAK. Lots of antics with one as we talk about yet another member of the Carradine family. Will We make it there in time? Probably not, but Pete wants to compete in the wet t-shirt contest, so we'll try our darnedest. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-04-1458 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 64 - Proxima (2019): Space Horses Liftoff! This week we're experiencing some extra G's in the centrifuge with PROXIMA. A story told from the perspective of a mother facing astronaut training in preparation for a mission to the ISS. The winding emotional arc here really took us by surprise, and of course it was a good week for Jordan because his one true love Eva Green takes center stage, and weirdly changes on camera like a bunch of times. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-04-071h 05The B Movie BeatdownEp. 63 - Money Plane (2020): Where's the nip slip, Jordan?Heist time! MONEY PLANE brings us a classic professional-thief-redemption plot, and who better to lead this ragtag group of high stakes thieves than the Rated-R Superstar himself, Edge? And you know what, throw in Fraiser Crane smoking cigars and threatening everyone just for the hell of it. Truthfully, this one was a rough watch, but we had fun tearing it apart and we think you will too. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-03-3155 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 62 - Fist of Fury (1972): Thems fightin' words Chock! We're delivering the killing blow to Marchial arts this week with FIST OF FURY. Finally, a Bruce Lee movie. I mean, it took us long enough... This Hong Kong film has a whole lot of artistry scattered amongst its 100 minutes, and a fair shake of dry exposition. So grab your snack paper and enjoy the satisfying sounds of nunchucks hitting knees. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-03-241h 07The B Movie BeatdownEp. 61 - The Raid: Redemption (2011): That's when he sh*t his pants Kachow! What happens when you mix high-octane gunfights with neck breaking martial arts? THE RAID: REDEMPTION. This Indonesian feature takes action to a whole new level with nonstop intensity and some killer editing. Also what's with all the knives to the neck? Seems like this movie really centers around how much damage a neck can take before a guy dies... Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-03-171h 05The B Movie BeatdownEp. 60 - Bloodsport (1988): ...But he's not a lazy guy. Hi-ya! Let's travel to Hong Kong this week and take party in the deadly Kumite with BLOODSPORT. Jean-Claude Van Damme serves up splits, smiles, and some slick kicks in this classic 80s flick. Wait a sec, is that Mick Foley? Nope, I wish. But it does have a young Forest Whitaker which is pretty cool. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-03-101h 07The B Movie BeatdownEp. 59 - Kung Pow! Enter the Fist (2002): How the f*ck did this get made? Pow! It's the first week of Marchial Arts and we're kicking off with the cult classic KUNG POW! ENTER THE FIST. Steve Oedekerk serves up this wickedly zany satire of classic martial arts movies, complete with groundhog nunchucks, fighting cows, and a tongue that just won't quit. Choose your fighter and keep your hands up to block the beatdown that's coming your way. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-03-0359 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 58 - Victor Crowley (2017): That's how they got Sully!We're going back…to the swamp! It's time to put a cap on our hatchet series with VICTOR CROWLEY. Parry Shen makes a return, starring this time alongside an almost completely new cast, a pretty classic Adam Green move if you ask me. Join us for one last bloodbath and keep an eye out for Canada geese, we don't want any bird strike taking this plane down. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-02-241h 06The B Movie BeatdownEp. 57 - My Bloody Valentine (1981): Cannibalistic constituents Lovers beware! It's that time of year again. It's time for the big Valentine's Day party, and everyone in town is invited…Wait, Did someone just mail the mayor a human heart in a candy box?? MY BLOODY VALENTINE is here to deliver hugs and kisses and shock and awe! Who's your valentine this year? Ours is Harry Warden… Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-02-171h 06The B Movie BeatdownEp. 56 - C.H.U.D. (1984): First appearance of John GoodmanCannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers! Time for some more science fiction horror this week, C.H.U.D takes us to the seedy underbelly of New York City, and a toxic truth that will shake the foundation of the city... Another cool thing about this movie is that for about 3 minutes we get to see a young John Goodman in his first movie playing a New York cop. Honestly, for an 80s movie, this one aged pretty well. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown...
2025-02-101h 00The B Movie BeatdownEp. 55 - Wizards (1977): Weehawk tuahAnimation!? Yes, we have waited long enough, it's time to do an animated flick, and who better to start with than Ralph Bakshi? WIZARDS takes us thousands of years into the future, where things look very different, but there is something all too familiar about this story's big bad guy. Take a stroll down this very trippy hand-drawn avenue with us, and fear not if this isn't your favorite, because we are most definitely coming back to Bakshi. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd...
2025-02-0354 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 54 - Slaxx (2020): The Brett BrothersWe're slashing prices on these pants! No…wait, the pants are trying to slash us! The boys are gearing up for Monday Madness with this unconventional flick about, you guessed it, killer pants. Pop on your favorite dungarees and buckle up because this one will have you in stitches. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-01-2756 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 53 - Puppet Master II (1990): "Contributions"Did you see that!? I could have sworn I saw that doll move… Maybe it's just my imagination, or maybe it's time for PUPPET MASTER II! Join the boys and our friend and yours Chandler for a good ol fashioned teardown of this not-so-classic classic. There's more gore than you might expect, and you'll just have to listen to find out about the most important contributions that were made to this flick. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-01-201h 15The B Movie BeatdownEp. 52 Navy SEALs Vs. Zombies (2015): Navy SEAL Body Watch your six! This week we're diving back into the fray with NAVY SEALS VS. ZOMBIES. The former NBA player-turned vice president is in Baton Rouge and what do you know, it's a zombie outbreak. Stay close and keep your head down, civvy, and you just might be able to help us answer the question: can Navy SEALs be fat? Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
2025-01-131h 09The B Movie BeatdownEp. 51 - Re-Animator (1985): Duder-agonist The beatdown is back!! And right out of the gate we're bringing you RE-ANIMATOR to kick off season 2. That's right folks, ooey gooey practical effects, full frontal nudity, and the always lovely Barbara Crampton are here to help us ring in the new year! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames
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The B Movie BeatdownEp. 50 - The First Annual Beatys: Stroke of Genius The time has finally come! Join us for a very special episode of the B Movie Beatdown… THE FIRST ANNUAL BEATYS. You'll laugh, you'll cry, friends will become enemies, and enemies become friends. Come along with us and honor the best and worst of our movies this year. Remember, black tie is optional! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
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The B Movie BeatdownBlockbuster Beatdown - Gremlins (1984): Over-bushGoblins! Wait no, we already did that one… GREMLINS is this week's movie, and our last flick of 2024! Join us on this Christmas adjacent adventure and try not to get too scared, they're just puppets after all. P.S. Whatever happened to the inventor father stereotype? Find us online:Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-12-231h 34The B Movie BeatdownEp. 49 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988): The fourth Beastie BoyClowns! I mean, Klowns! That's right folks, we're rounding out the first year of B movies with KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE. This movie was such a treat. In fact, we both watched it twice. So get some popcorn, stay away from the cotton candy machine, and we'll meet you under the big top! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-12-091h 19The B Movie BeatdownEp. 48 - Hatchet 3 (2013): A Schwan's SongVictor Crowley! Again? I guess we keep coming back because the well isn't dry yet. Join us this week as we bring you HATCHET 3, bringing some new faces, some returning ones, and some that are completely detached from their bodies. Your rocket launcher won't save you this time, so buckle up for a third night in Honey Island Swamp. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
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The B Movie BeatdownThe Beatys: 12 Days of BeatdownIts that time of year again! No not the holidays, its awards season... at least here at the Beatdown it is. We are inviting you, our lovely listeners, to help us pick some of the best and worst movies from our first year of episodes in what we are calling The 12 Days of Beatdown. Here is how it works: From Dec 1-12, head on over to our instagram: @bmoviebeat Find the most recent post and vote on the poll inside that post When the results are all in, we will tally them up and bring them...
2024-11-3001 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 47 - ThanksKilling (2008): P*rnhub.gov Turkey time! What are you thankful for? Here at the Beatdown we're thankful we only had to watch THANKSKILLING once. With a large helping of bad acting, a scoop of shaky camera work, and a slice of senseless violence, this might be the budget conscious feast you're looking for. Or not. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-11-251h 07The B Movie BeatdownEp. 46 - Guns (1990): Reverse Bechdel testAndy Sidaris strikes again! Is it possible to capture lightning in a bottle twice? Maybe, but this isn't one of those times. This week we're getting hard once more with GUNS: starring a slew of playmates, and a young Danny Trejo. Fans of Hard Ticket to Hawaii, this is one you're not gonna want to miss. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-11-181h 06The B Movie BeatdownEp. 45 - Hell Baby (2013): Put the lotion awayIt's moving day! We got this house for a steal, but why was it so cheap? Just a few murders, demonic possession, and nosey neighbors. Nothing the beatdown gang can't handle. This week we're tackling HELL BABY. So get your octopus placenta oil, scarf down a po'boy, and help us get to the bottom of this supernatural horror comedy. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-11-111h 08The B Movie BeatdownEp. 44 - Galaxy of Terror (1981): So many buttholesAliens, spies, and buttholes oh, my! This week we take an intergalactic detour to the deadly planet Morganthus, where nothing is as it seems and everything tries to kill you. GALAXY OF TERROR doesn't just bring us blood and guts and boobs, but it brings together decades of sci-fi tropes and calls upon some of our favorite movies in the process. Get your affairs in order, because this week we're taking a dangerous dive into another epic, low-budget Corman extravaganza. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-11-041h 02The B Movie BeatdownEp. 43 - Friday the 13th: Part 2 (1981): Jason takes Ellis Island Pack a snack for Packanack! This week we're doing FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2. The real start of the franchise if you ask us. So join the other counselors, pack your bathing suit, and watch out for Jason! Because we'll see you, and probably him, at Camp Crystal Lake! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
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The B Movie BeatdownEp. 42 - Dead Air (2009): Pete's a classy broad You're on the Radio! It's week three of Spooktober and we're cruising the midnight air waves this week, with DEAD AIR. Guess what? It's not really scary, like at all. It does, however, star Bill Moseley, of Evil Bong fame. So barricade your door, and don't touch that dial, because we're going to be here all night. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-10-211h 05The B Movie BeatdownEp. 41 - Wishmaster (1997): What's your favorite Robert Williams movie? Kazaam! No, that can't be right. That's a different movie. No this week is all about WISHMASTER, a much better film. If you had a genie grant you three wishes what would you choose? World peace? X-ray vision? Something else that's not as cool? You can find out what we wished for and why this movie rules and/or drools, so come rub your lamp with us this week on the B Movie Beatdown. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-10-141h 27The B Movie BeatdownEp. 40 - Cube (1997): Mathematics and bullsh*tBust out your abacus and a notepad because this week we're doing CUBE! This high-concept Canadian flick has us trapped with you this week dear listener. Will we succumb to our environment? Will madness overtake us? Who knows? Maybe we just need to think outside The box… to escape the Cube. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-10-071h 14The B Movie BeatdownEp. 39 - Dinosaur Island (1994): We've got boobs at home Bamboozled again! Did we just trick ourselves into watching softcore porn? We sure did! Fred Olen Ray AND Jim Wynorski return to us as directors this week. So stay tuned as we find out why those two make such a lethal combo for boobs, crappy special effects, and a whole lot of laughs. This week it's DINOSAUR ISLAND! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-09-3058 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 38 - Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023): The passion of the Christopher Robin Yikes! That seems to be an appropriate description for this week's movie, WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY. That's right folks, it's time to ruin our collective childhoods as we dive into this sick and twisted take on A. A. Milne's beloved characters. This one is all about doing something because you can, and not thinking about whether or not you should, so come along and see who survives in the 100 Acre Wood. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-09-231h 03The B Movie BeatdownEp. 37 - Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon (2008): We swear we're not virginsBrace for impact! Who thought it was good storytelling to have an American football team fly over the Himalayas, crash land, and get attacked by a Yeti? Does it even sound good on paper? Well buckle up and stash some emergency chocolate, cuz this episode is going down and you're gonna need your wits about you to survive YETI: CURSE OF THE SNOW DEMON. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-09-161h 06The B Movie BeatdownEp. 36 - Surf II (1983): F*** GreaseTotally tubular! This week the Beatdown gang is carving up some waves with SURF II. This one was a fan request, and it also happens to be a movie neither of us knew anything about. So grab your board and meet us down at the beach, because we might be in for some serious chop! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
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The B Movie BeatdownBlockbuster Beatdown - The Karate Kid (1984): Cobra Kais are "bad"Hey! When's the next Blockbuster Beatdown? It's right now! That's right folks we're selling out once again, this time to talk about THE KARATE KID. We grapple with some 80s tropes and duke it out between nostalgia and criticism. Learn why Pete would be a great Miyagi-Do student, and why Jordan would make a great Cobra Kai and we'll see you at the All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
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The B Movie BeatdownEp. 35 - Wet Hot American Summer (2001): F*** the criticsThe last day of camp is here! So get ready for an itinerary of absurdity as we dive into WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER. Where do you want to start? Should we play capture the flag with Coop? Do science with Henry and the indoor kids? Or maybe we should go down the river with Victor and Neil? In the end it doesn't matter, because we'll cover it all. So pack up your gear, find your questionably-aged counselor, and let's have some fun! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown...
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The B Movie BeatdownEp. 34 - Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988): A moment of silence for the sh*t sisters Ok! How are we feeling campers? Week three of Summer Camp is here and SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS is back from the asylum, fresh off a full-on sex change. This time the Angel of Death is drunk with power so if you head into the bushes with your camp crush, don't get caught! You might get sent home…or worse. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-08-191h 16
The B Movie BeatdownEp. 33 - Meatballs (1979): Blow up my skirt Good morning, campers! This week we're bringing you MEATBALLS, the Ivan Reitman classic starring Bill Murray as goofy lead counselor Tripper Harrison. Of course, with Bill and Ivan at the wheel we'll be lucky if this bus ever makes it to the big basketball game. So gather around the bonfire for week two of Summer Camp, and just pray you don't wake up floating in the middle of the lake! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-08-121h 10
The B Movie BeatdownEp. 32 - The Burning (1981): Just starfish Summer Camp is here! For our first week of activities, we'll be covering 1981's THE BURNING. Have you ever seen a young Jason Alexander with a head full of hair? No? Turns out he's a hunk. What can you expect? Well it starts with a pretty cool fire walk, then there's questionable nudity, and finally the whole thing is sprinkled with some top notch Tom Savini special effects. So check it out! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-08-051h 20The B Movie BeatdownEp. 31 - Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 (1987): GaRbAge dAYHo Ho Ho, it's Christmas!! ...in July? This week we decided to get festive with a holiday pick that's only slightly preferable to a lump of coal. SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT PART 2 isn't what we asked for from Santa, but it's what we deserved. Did we watch the first one? Not at all. Turns out, it doesn't make a lick of difference. So strap in, check your list twice, and get ready for gaRbAgE dAY!! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-07-291h 04The B Movie BeatdownEp. 30 - Hatchet 2 (2010): Another Thursday night What's this! HATCHET 2! Sure, why not. The BMB boys continue the franchise with another backlog episode. With that, this flick brings more violence and gore in the same kind of way that makes the first Hatchet so endearing to us. So lets strap in, take another swamp tour, and maybe we'll survive another Thursday night... Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-07-221h 27The B Movie BeatdownEp. 29 - Hatchet (2006): There's your Thursday nightIt's Mardi Gras! Oh wait no that can't be right... Ah, I see here in my notes is says this week we have another backlog episode for you. HATCHET takes us on a tromp through the swamp with a conga line of horror movie alumni. There's something about a movie like this that makes you wanna curl up on a Thursday night and binge some b horror, you know what I mean? Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-07-151h 03The B Movie BeatdownEp. 28 - The VelociPastor (2017): Dino-ing outHoly dinosaurs! That's an expression right? Well, it is now... Why am I excited? Because this week we have our second ever guest episode! Our good friend Sam joins us to discuss THE VELOCIPASTOR. This flick has been requested for some time now so we're bringing it to you live, and in front of a studio audience! Not really, but let's pretend it is just for funzies. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-07-081h 22The B Movie BeatdownEp. 27 - The Room (2003): The 13 year-old theoryOh hi Mark! Well, I guess this was inevitable. You can't have a B movie podcast and not talk about THE ROOM. Tommy Wiseau's magnum opus, if you can call it that. In this episode, we try to psychoanalyze Tommy, and get inside his mind. We wanted to figure out just what the hell he was going for with this movie. I guess that was our first mistake. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-07-011h 09The B Movie BeatdownEp. 26 - Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990): Are we alone?Holy cow, another one from the archives! METAMORPHOSIS: THE ALIEN FACTOR takes us back to our early days of recording in late 2023. We've been sitting on this one for just the right occasion. Turns out this week is just that occasion so whammo you get a special backlog episode, enjoy! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-06-241h 06The B Movie BeatdownEp. 25 - Prison Ship: Star Slammer (1986): Weapons-grade cleavageWe've been hoodwinked! Bamboozled even. PRISON SHIP: STAR SLAMMER promises a spacefaring take on the classic, low budget, women's prison flick... and it really only delivers on the sci-fi. Join us this week as we try to escape the mediocrity of this low budget prison. You'll see a couple of familiar faces from our Surf Nazis episode, and that means Jordan gets to keep crushing on Dawn Wildsmith. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-06-171h 18The B Movie BeatdownEp. 24 - Tremors (1990): This one's for usGet off the ground! This week we're doing TREMORS. Oh yeah, this one's for us. We go deep and get into the dirt on this franchise-starter. I mean they're giant, subterranean, prehistoric worms. What's not to love? They eat people too. So yeah. Boom. Consider this movie stepped on. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-06-101h 28The B Movie BeatdownEp. 23 - Death Race 2000 (1975): A smidge of bushOur first Roger Corman flick is finally here! DEATH RACE 2000 takes us down a road (pun intended) that we haven't gone down before. It's all about speed! It's all about deception! It's a commentary on capitalism and the exploitation of the entertainment industry! Come check it out if you want to see a pre-Rocky Sylvester Stallone play the bad guy! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
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The B Movie BeatdownEp. 22 - Tromeo & Juliet (1996): Tromatize me, cap'nWeek four of TroMAY is here at last! We get all Shakespearean up in this mess with TROMEO AND JULIET. This film acts as a nice cap to our month long Troma exercise, and we get to talk about a couple future Hollywood stars. So strap in and get ready for this tale as old as time, told through a thick Troma lens. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
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The B Movie BeatdownEp. 21 - Surf Nazis Must Die (1987): Dollar store droogsWoah week three is here! Tromay takes us on a wee bit of a trip this week with SURF NAZIS MUST DIE. I mean, it's pretty much what you'd expect it to be. Nazis suck and they all die. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
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The B Movie BeatdownEp. 20 - Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986): Magnum c*m loudlyTroMay week two! We've graduated and we're continuing this farce with CLASS OF NUKE 'EM HIGH. This movie is just as crazy as Kabukiman, if not crazier. Honestly, it just adds to the mayhem: We're talking mutations, acts of terrorism, a fast tracked pregnancy, and a whole lot more. We also welcome back not one, not two, but three actors from our very first episode. So let's enroll and get started! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
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The B Movie BeatdownEp. 19 - Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990): Penis-wielding imbecilesTroMay is here! Four weeks of Troma movies! For week one we'll be starting with SGT. KABUKIMAN N.Y.P.D. This one's a banger. I mean, we're talking about minor cannibalism, live exotic animals, drug smuggling priests, and best of all, a man gains the powers of a kabuki superhero. We got all the fixin's for an R rated film wrapped up nicely in a PG-13 sushi roll. So come check it out! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-05-061h 17The B Movie BeatdownEp. 18 - Neon Maniacs (1986): The Village People of monstersNeon Maniacs! Isn't that a Sabbath song? Nah, you're thinking Neon Knights. NEON MANIACS is this week's pick. Join us as we deep dive into why this movie struggled to get off the ground, and why it's such a mess. I mean, are they cenobites? Nope. Are they a demonic version of The Village People? Closer, but still nah. I guess....they're just the maniacs! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-04-291h 19The B Movie BeatdownEp. 17 - Evil Bong (2006): It's a lateral moveGlaze it, don't blaze it! Nah I'm just kidding, you know why we're here. Happy 420! This episode comes out two days late, but we decided to do EVIL BONG anyways! In this hazy flick, four roommates buy a mysterious possessed bong and succumb to its power one by one. Grab a seat and share a toke as we puff puff pass our thoughts back and forth on this Tommy Chong-lead flick. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-04-221h 15The B Movie BeatdownEp. 16 - Willy's Wonderland (2021): Is he gonna f*** the pinball machine?It's your birthday! Let's go down to Willy's Wonderland and celebrate! Maybe if we're lucky, the animatronics won't eat us. This week's episode is all about the Nic Cage flick WILLY'S WONDERLAND. There's a lot to unpack here, so let's put our fun hats on and dive head first into this ball pit of murder, evisceration, and satanic rituals. Hooray! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-04-151h 22The B Movie BeatdownEp. 15 - It Came From Beneath the Sea (1955): A history lesson in VFXJoke time! What's long, hard, and full of seamen? You're wrong, it's a submarine! Like the one from this week's movie, IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA. From 1955, this will be our oldest movie yet. The real treat though, is all of the awesome special effects done by the legendary Ray Harryhausen. We talk about him, and loads of other stuff, so check it out! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
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The B Movie BeatdownBlockbuster Beatdown - Jurassic Park (1993): Sixty-five million dollars agoBLOCKBUSTER BEATDOWN?!? What's this nonsense? For April Fools this year, we've decided to bring you one of the biggest and most famous movies of all time, JURASSIC PARK. Is it low budget? No, not at all. Is it good? Yes, definitely. Do we tear it apart like a velociraptor? Not a chance. Check out this first episode of our new "high concept" segment to the show. Welcome to Jurassic Park! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-04-011h 21The B Movie BeatdownEp. 14 - Clerks (1994): Thirty seven is kind of a lotWe're not even supposed to be here today! Nah I'm just kidding, we're happy to be here. This week we did Kevin Smith's career making film, CLERKS. Made for a measly $27,000 dollars, we go over the ins and outs that make this low budget film a hit. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-03-251h 15The B Movie BeatdownEp. 13 - Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): She's checkin' his oil!It's a hard ticket....TO HAWAAAAIIIIII! Sorry about that, it'll make more sense if you listen to the bitch'n theme song from this film. HARD TICKET TO HAWAII is the first film we've covered by Andy Sidaris. Also, it's our first guest episode! Our friend and yours Alicia, joins our discussion this week. So stick around if you want to hear us talk about intrusive thoughts, rocket guns, and what constitutes softcore pornog....again. There's lots to discuss, so check it out! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown...
2024-03-181h 00The B Movie BeatdownEp. 12 - Hobo With a Shotgun(2011): It feels good to laughThis one's a doozy! HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN is over the top in so many ways, but we just had to share this experience with you. I mean, we're talking executions in the street, excessive violence and gore, and... murder by ice skates? Really? Jesus Christ. All this and more as we dive head first into the mayhem. You've been warned. Also, The Plague rules. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-03-111h 26The B Movie BeatdownEp. 11 - Shadow Warriors(1997-1999): Two for the price of oneHey brother! This week is different for the B Movie beatdown. Well not really, but kind of. There's a twist I guess. Pete found this SHADOW WARRIORS episode between the couch cushions, we're pretty sure it's still good. Jordan found a quarter and an expired coupon. Anyways, it's our first Hulk Hogan movie, but more importantly it has the late great Carl Weathers. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-03-0458 minThe B Movie BeatdownEp. 10 - Halloween (1978): Big trouble in little childhoodThe night he came home! That's right folks, this week we talk about 1978's John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN. This is the biggest movie we've covered yet. Highlights of our discussion include: leitmotifs, another quiz, and this film's amazing ending. We also dip our toes into Jordan's childhood trauma and villainous origin story, just a little bit though. Muy pequeño. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-02-261h 22The B Movie BeatdownEp. 9 - Mercenary Fighters (1988): Resting pissed faceHappy REBruary! See what I did there? This week we cover MERCENARY FIGHTERS. Our first Reb Brown movie! Somehow this flick has almost no presence on the internet, but we found plenty to talk about anyways. Oh yeah, the guy who played the Desk Sergeant in Robocop is in this, so that's pretty cool. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-02-191h 00The B Movie BeatdownEp. 8 - The Evil Dead (1981): Perfect. One note...Joooooooiiiinnn Ussssss! I tried to say that in my best spooky voice. This one's all about THE EVIL DEAD, Sam Raimi's breakout film. This week we're talking deadites, gore, and....milk? Most importantly though, we go over why this seminal film is so influential, and what makes it so infamous…. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-02-121h 18The B Movie BeatdownEp. 7 - Suspiria (1977): Not to be crass...Witches! We think? This week's episode is about Dario Argento's classic supernatural horror flick, SUSPIRIA. We go behind the music and into the weeds with this one, mostly because the plot is wafer thin. Anyhoo, this movie has some fantastic and quite visceral scenes for us all to ruminate on. That being said, our personal opinions on the film might just surprise you… Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-02-051h 13The B Movie BeatdownEp. 6 - Python (2000): You know what? F*** John.We're back! What do The Karate Kid, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Star Trek all have in common? Absolutely nothing. Except maybe they all have actors starring in PYTHON. That's right, this week we're covering a movie about a giant snake. What's this?...supplemental material?!?! We also want to share director Richard Clabaugh's blog about the film. We reference it heavily in the episode, and it's incredibly insightful: https://www.rclabaugh.com/python.html Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-01-291h 08The B Movie BeatdownEp. 5 - Hercules in New York (1969): Arnie's ouvwahHercules Shmercules! Welcome back for our biggest episode yet! Well, our biggest star at least: HERCULES IN NEW YORK has one Arnold Schwarzenegger making his film debut, and what a debut it is! I mean, the guy fights a man in a bear costume...You can't miss it on The B Movie Beatdown! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-01-221h 09The B Movie BeatdownEp. 4 - Chopping Mall (1986): Send 'em a rambogramEpisode Four! What do you get when you take eight horny retail workers, lock them in a mall overnight, and killer robots try to hunt them down? You get CHOPPING MALL. We had a lot of fun with this one: it's packed with thrills and kills and a cameo by the late great Dick Miller. It also does a good job at shamelessly advertising other B movies. You can't miss this episode of the B Movie Beatdown! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-01-151h 05The B Movie BeatdownEp. 3 - Frankenhooker (1990): Misunderstood and unholyWoah dude, episode three is here! This week we dip our toes into what may or may not be a Troma film? FRANKENHOOKER is a delightfully abstract take on Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. We go over NASCAR sponsorships, human anatomy, and what constitutes serial killer behavior. It's my favorite episode yet. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebeatmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-01-081h 28The B Movie BeatdownEp. 2 - Troll 2 (1990): Munchin' the cobHey! You came back! Welcome to the B Movie Beatdown. This week Peter and Jordan talk about one of the most infamous B movies of all time, TROLL 2. Are there any actual trolls in Troll 2? Nope! We talk about vegetarians, The Kiss Army, and most importantly, underestimating the power of goodness and a bologna sandwich. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-01-011h 04The B Movie BeatdownEp. 2 - Troll 2 (1990): Munchin' the CobHey! You came back! Welcome to the B Movie Beatdown. This week Peter and Jordan talk about one of the most infamous B movies of all time, TROLL 2. Are there any actual trolls in Troll 2? Nope! We talk about vegetarians, The Kiss Army, and most importantly, underestimating the power of goodness and a bologna sandwich.
2024-01-011h 04The B Movie BeatdownEp. 1 - The Toxic Avenger (1984): Flickin' itOur Inaugural episode of The B Movie Beatdown! Join Peter and Jordan as they kick things off with Troma's flagship THE TOXIC AVENGER. We talk about multiverse theory, hit and runs, mutation by way of radiation, and all the gory toxic bits in between. Check it out! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2024-01-011h 00The B Movie BeatdownEp. 0 - Introduction: Rapier witWelcome to the show! Get to know the hosts Peter and Jordan as they walk you through what to expect each week. We talk about being friends, outdated turns of phrase, and all the ways we are huge nerds. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com
2023-12-3009 min
Sisters in GeneralSummer PredictionsWe have predictions concerning Baby Bailey-Lois-Louise, Peter, Chase, Austin, Shawn, Jordan, Curtis, Portia, Spencer, Ava...basically the whole crew! Take a listen and see if you agree.
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