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Joseph Higgens
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Hallmark of Greatness
For the Love of Chocolate
The Higgens fam are back after illness, dogs and just a general sense of ennui to bring you the hottest film of 2021 starring Rhiannon Fish, the classic For the Love of Choclate.Imagine that other film we did a while back about bathbombs yeah. Its that but with chocolate. I don't kno what to tell you really. Sorry?
2023-07-13
34 min
Hallmark of Greatness
A Slice of Chicago Romance
A two man booth this week takes you through the 2022 classic A Slice of Chicago Romance, which is supposed to be like Romeo and Juliet but if Shakespeare was kicked in the head by a horse that was also simple.You will hear about the worst kind of pizza ever, balloon hilarity, the return of Tony Meatballs and more unlocked memories from the Higgens archive.Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness
2023-04-13
37 min
Hallmark of Greatness
I Married Who?
Welcome to the simple tale of a woman, a boring woman about to be married who goes for a wild night in Vegas and ends up marrying a sort of famous man. It is of course the 2012 classic "I Married Who?" starring Kellie Martin and Ethan Erickson. You will learn all about how marriage anulment doesnt work, why you cant get married drunk in vegas, things to watch out for in men and the introduction of new character Jimmy Potatoes. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-09-07
45 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Roadie
Climb aboard the Rock 'n' Roll Express this week stopping at Meatloaf Junction, Kaki Parkway and Country and Western Boulevard where this service terminates. We are talking of course about the 1980s classic "Roadie" about a man who becomes a roadie, meets Roy Orbison and gives a child to Alice Cooper. Its really weird is what we are saying. You will learn about Meatloaf and his tiny feet, robotic wheelchairs, 24 Kama Sutra action and why this isn't The Blues Brothers Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-08-31
1h 13
Hallmark of Greatness
Sweet Autumn
Summer is now supposedly over and so we want to get right into the autumn/fall feels with this slice of leafy pie. That is 2020's Sweet Autumn starring Nikki "Peaches" Deloach and Andrew Walker in a simple tale of death, candy and pumpkins. You will learn all about how much maple syrup is worth, the best way to lurk at a campsite, the joys of capitalism and why you shouldnt let chocolate tell you how to live your life. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-08-25
57 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Nightmare Circus
Before we start can I just say sorry, this is a bad film with bad things. This week we take you through the 1973/4 movie "Nightmare Circus" or Terror Circus or Caged Women 2 or like a billion other names it went under. Its stinky. Really really stinky. But we watch these things so you dont have to. You will hear all about the Nolan Sisters, what actually constitutes a circus, the best breakfast ever and some history of old actors. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-08-18
1h 01
Hallmark of Greatness
Walking the Dog
We are back, back again with an in depth look at 2017's "Walking the Dog" a film described by some people as existing. Revel in the in depth plot line about a bike path! Gasp at the mysterious elderly gentleman suitor! Be afraid as 90 minutes passes with NOTHING HAPPENING! You'll also learn about suspicious mother/daughter relationships, how to run a business out of literally anywhere and why bicycles are for grown ups only. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-08-11
43 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Birthday Holiday
No new episode this week as Joe is on holiday as its his birthday, 25 again! But he wanted to leave you a little message of thanks and ask for your help in some issues close to his heart. If you can donate to any of these charities please do but understand you are under no obligation to by any stretch of the imagination ok. Your continued listenership is enough The UK Sepsis Trust The Trussell Trust The Campaign Against Living Miserably Many thanks and we will see you next week w...
2022-08-04
04 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Undercover Bridesmaid
It's a hot hot day here at Hallmark of Greatness so why not open a cold beverage and listen as we review the 2012 classic Undercover Bridesmaid starring Brooke Burns and Justin Baldoni. Its basically Miss Congeniality but without Michael Caine. You can learn all about karate kicks, exploding cakes, the worst bridal shower in existence and the real life Bang Bang Bart! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-07-28
53 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Eliminators
Strap on your Mobile Units, check your S.P.O.T. and let us take you through the 1986 classic "Eliminators" as voted for by you, yes you. It stars Tasha Yar off of Star Trek TNG and some other people. Its a tale as old as time, a dead pilot is brought back as so Mandroid to travel through time to steal Roman shields for a bad guy. You know, the usual. You will learn all about the latin for egg, the perils of boat explosions, how fire can shoot bullets at you, powder paints and most...
2022-07-21
1h 07
Hallmark of Greatness
Unleashing Mr. Darcy
Prepare dear listener for tale as old as time as we take you through 2015's Unleashing Mr. Darcy starring Cindy Busby and Ryan Paevey in a somewhat bizarre retelling of Jane Austens " Pride and Prejudice" but with more tiny dogs. You will hear all about party etiquette, why nobody knows what lacrosse is, why dog shows are for idiots and why eveyones mother always run a bridal shop in these films. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-07-14
51 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Ninja Strike Force
This weeks film of choice is the 1988 Godfrey Ho classic "NInja Strike Force" or more accurately "Three Very Different Films Cut Together: The Movie". For what he have here is a story about a young man trying to make his way in the world against a system that holds him down, a film about a bike factory/race and some ninjas fighting in the park. You will learn all about church roof swords, terrible Australian accents, replaceable female leads, the second sexiest car wash ever and the perils of olde time diseases. Follow us on...
2022-07-07
1h 03
Hallmark of Greatness
Anything for Love
With all the nonsense of Half-mas out of the way we return once more to the serene waters of regular Hallmark movies starting with 2016's Anything for Love starring Erika Christensen and Paul Greene. You will learn about farty shoulders, wet meat food, the Crimes of Brandon, why women love their top half and why being a male nurse is apparently the worst thing in the world. Seriously they go on like hes Shipman or something. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-06-30
50 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Order: Dungeons & Dragons
Joined by the ever lovely Planty we are also joined this week by the indomitable That Fking Guy to review 2000's "masterpiece" Dungeons & Dragons with Jermeys Iron and Little Jimmy Olson. I dont really know what to say about this, plagued by technical issues and the fact the film is borderline unwatchable this is not the best epsidoe ever despite having one of the best line ups. So I understand if you want to skip it. But you should check out Deans stuff @thatfkingguy or the website Totalcultzone.com Hes a really good g...
2022-06-23
49 min
Hallmark of Greatness
A Dickens of a Holiday!
Rounding out Half-mas is the publicly voted for 2021's A Dickens of a Holiday! Yes, with an exclamation point, like that town Westward Ho! Stupid. You will learn all about sexy phone voices, terrible action sequences, nostalgia pies and how to be the best Scrooge you can be. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-06-21
18 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Snowmance
Half-mas is in full effect as we present 2017's Snowmance for your approval. Reccomended to us by Abbie Stabby (check out her art and twitch and all that) we offer you a humble story of a mad lass who wants to do deep kissing on a snowman. Be prepared for fish jokes, sad snow angels, lady Dwight Schrute, snow nipples, sweeping zombies and Dean Popadopolis Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com Abby Stabby Links https://www.instagram.com/abbiestabby https...
2022-06-16
38 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Empire of the Dark
In a change from the usual Half-mas nonsense we offer you 2019's Empire of the Dark that is part Neil Breen, part Fatal Deviation and all Zap Rowsdower! You will learn about lanky Jawas, the importance of necks, sweaty King Arthur, explosive bread rolls, the correct way to bless things and a car that fires bridges at you! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-06-09
1h 33
Hallmark of Greatness
A Very Nutty Christmas
Its Half-mas so you get a half episode! 2018's A Very Nutty Christmas starring Melissa Joan Hart, Barry Watson and not Kathy Najimy. You can hear all about biscuits named after family, why climbing a christmas tree is sometimes the answer and what Katies superhero power and name would be. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-06-07
23 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Meet the Santas
Its Half-Christmas so we're leading you by the hand through the 2005 "classic" Meet the Santas with Steven Guttenberg out of Police Acadamy and Armin Shimerman what was in Star Trek DS9. You will hear a lot of bad santa laughs, resuable hairstyles, the rules of teleportation and why santa can't marry his mum apparantly. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-06-02
51 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Dinosaur Island
This week we let you vote for what we would watch and you picked 1995's Dinosaur Island and we couldnt hate you more for picking it. You'll find out all about low quality puppets, The Sacred Rite of Oom-Pah-Pah, the correct amount of bosoms a lady should have (apparently) and why this island only has one horse but an infinite supply of young women. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat or follow Mark @100thingspodInstagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-05-26
1h 10
Hallmark of Greatness
Campfire Kiss
We're here to take you on a country hike to the 2017 classic Campfire Kiss starring Danica McKellar and Paul Greene. With Dana as a sort of uptight maths teacher and Steve as a jerky boss of the jerk store will they find love while up a mountain or something. I dunno. They don't eat each other like in Alive anyway.You'll learn how to tell the difference between a horse and water feature, why just eating pork is bad for your tummy, the dangers of slight inclines and why kids love to watch grown ups do a deep kiss...
2022-05-18
1h 01
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Alienator
Strap on your space suits as we lead you down the forest path that is 1990's Alienator starring Jan-Michael Vincent and the fabulous Teagan Clive. Joined by Planty once again, You will learn all about American Last of the Summer Wine remakes, DCI Burnside off of The Bill, ornamental land mines, the power of nets and Mr Kiplings exceedingly good bras. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat or follow Mark @100thingspod Instagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-05-11
1h 01
Hallmark of Greatness
Love's Second Chance
All new line-up, same old nonsense. This week its 2020's Love's Second Chance starring Gabrielle Christian and Cody Ray Thompson. What should have been a sure fire hit in terms of Hallmark movies what we actually got was a film so slow, glaciers get angry and tell it to speed up.You'll learn all about Little Charlie Chino, the perils of tandem bikes and the introduction of THE WANG CLANG! As mentioned in the episode, we are currently raising money for a friend of Joes who has brain cancer. If you can donate, please consider it https://w...
2022-05-04
43 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Interzone
This week James and Joe are joined by Mark from 100 Things we learned from Film to take you through the 1987 Italian classic Interzone starring ladies favourite Bruce Abbott, Beatrice Ring and Joes current obsession Teagan Clive.You will learn all about Electric Priests, Rhythmic Steven & his Gyrating Fiddle Band, the sexiest foods to eat (for sex) and what happened to Rene off of 'Allo 'Allo after the money dried up. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat or follow Mark @100thingspod Instagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-04-27
58 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Bridal Wave
This week, Joe and new permanent main show resident Berni are joined by Katie fresh off her debut in The Demolitionist as we tackle 2015's Bridal Wave starring Arielle Kebbel and Andrew W. Walker as a mismatched bride and a feckless architect. You will learn all about Murder Grottos, old lady Helmet Hair and we still don't fully know what PuPu is. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-04-20
40 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: The Demolitionist
We’re joined by a special friend of the podcast this week as we go through 1995's The Demolitionist starring Nicole Eggert as a reanimated cop who has to avenge their death. Sound familiar? Yeah we get that too.You will however learn about the worlds most expensive posing pouch, how to wield a BattlePole, why you should be wary of night time window cleaners and play "who wants to kiss these cold dead lips?" Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-03-21
1h 24
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Deadly Cyber Bully
This time we take your through 2020's classic Deadly Cyber Bully (or Murder in the Vineyard).Neither of which happen in the film. There is however an incompetent cop, incredibly old teenagers and very young mothers. Add to that mix, Non Union AC Slater, Jean-Ralphio and Andrew Lincoln and you have a recipe for a mess. You can learn all about a boy dressed as grapes, Joes cat adventure and how big a hectre is.And our new favourite guest reviewer, all hail The Christmas Bumburger
2022-03-14
1h 10
Hallmark of Greatness
Win, Lose or Love
This week we take you 2015's Win, Lose or Love. It is not affiliated with the daytime gameshow in any way, sadly.You'll learn about the British version of the gameshow, a lot of talk about Heroes and what actually constitutes a victory (hint its not this film)
2022-03-07
38 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Chupacabra vs. the Alamo
After an avian related mishap, we are back this week with the 2013 creature feature Chupacabra vs. the Alamo starring that bloke off of CHiPs.You'll learn all about WIlly Blood, James sings you another song, Barny has an emotional breakdown and we find our new favourite character in Little Johnny Punting. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatnessEmail hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2022-02-28
1h 08
Hallmark of Greatness
Love on the Sidelines
In honour of the Super Bowl, we take a peek at 2016's Love on the Sidelines starring Emily Kinney and John Reardon.You'll hear all about knock off goods, how cheques work, the secret history of Budge and a fun game of "Is this a real person" Our Podcast of Greatness is the delightful and fragrant That FKing Show, get it listened to @ http://totalcultzone.com/
2022-02-14
43 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: OCTOPUS
We are joined by this week by Mark off of 100 Things We Learned From Film and like a million other podcasts. We take you through the 2000 film OCTOPUS or octopus. You'll learn how little we know about submarines, which is an octopuses sexiest leg and why Mark is a menace. Give them a little follow on @100thingspod and @EverySimpsonPod
2022-02-07
1h 39
Hallmark of Greatness
Destination Wedding
This week we take you through 2017's made for TV classic Destination Wedding (not the Keanu Reeves one)You'll discover what makes a Mariachi Streetfighter, why killing old people may be justified, and why this is the actual worst film we have ever done. Including Breaking Legs.
2022-01-31
49 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: "2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus"
We are back with possibly the worst film we have ever done, the Jesus bothering conspiracy theory riddled "2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus"You will hear so much about fish and their locating skills, low energy car chases, learn how to make cereal soup and how many gherkins it takes to make an accurate facsimile of Jesus amongst many other things. Do not watch this film under any circumstance
2022-01-24
1h 29
Hallmark of Greatness
All of My Heart
We are back! Dive headlong into the Chabertniverse with All of My Heart! See how Lacey Chabert does making croissants, selling them and having a paint fight with Non Union Nathan Fillion. Oh and Ed Asner is there talking about ducks for some reason or other.
2022-01-17
40 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Noelle
They said it couldn't be done, nobody in their right mind would do a Hallmark-ish film a day and they would be right. This was a right royal mess from the start, then got a bit better and then plunged into the stinky mud and never fully recovered. Anyway this is that Disney Noelle film, it's alright. Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get t...
2021-12-23
18 min
Hallmark of Greatness
The Princess Switch
So close we can taste it! 23 brings us The Princess Switch with DOUBLE HUDGE! which is a good thing. More Hudge for your budge. or something. just make its stop please Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-22
16 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Christmas Land
Another day, another one of these things. Why are we doing this again? This one is about a woman who inherits some trees or something. It doesn't matter any more. There is only screaming Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-21
14 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Santa with Muscles
Another Last Orders bonus, and we are joined by the handsome chaps from Dammit Vince to discuss 1996's Santa with Muscles starring Hulk "The Hulk" Hogan. This is legitimately a glorious mess of a movie and has to be seen to be believed. Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? h...
2021-12-20
1h 13
Hallmark of Greatness
A Very Merry Mix-Up
On the home stretch and day 21 gives us A Very Merry Mix-Up, which is like an instructional guide on how to get murdered or join a cult at sort of Christmas. Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-20
18 min
Hallmark of Greatness
The Christmas Chronicles
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-19
14 min
Hallmark of Greatness
His and Her Christmas
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-18
12 min
Hallmark of Greatness
A Very Merry Toy Store
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-17
12 min
Hallmark of Greatness
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-16
15 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-15
15 min
Hallmark of Greatness
The Knight Before Christmas
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-14
16 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Father Christmas Is Back
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-13
49 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Christmas Wedding Planner
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-12
18 min
Hallmark of Greatness
A Christmas Prince
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-11
15 min
Hallmark of Greatness
A Christmas Wish
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-10
14 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Christmas with a View
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-09
16 min
Hallmark of Greatness
A Perfect Christmas List
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-08
12 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Let It Snow
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-07
07 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: The Santa Incident
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-06
1h 15
Hallmark of Greatness
Santa Girl
Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-06
14 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Operation Christmas Drop
The Holly and The Ivy! Day 6 finds us watching 2020's Operation Christmas Drop which is apparently based on a real true story about the U.S. Airforce giving Xmas gifts to the remote islands around Guam. Its a very pretty film and its really fun to say Guam. which is nice. Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy...
2021-12-05
08 min
Hallmark of Greatness
A California Christmas
Watch out Turkeys! Its Day 5 of our Hallmark Christmas Jamboree and we are bringing you 2020's A California Christmas. A rich man with a plan tries to trick a woman into selling her farm and then wine happens. There are more of these films and WE MUST SEE THEM! Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by...
2021-12-04
08 min
Hallmark of Greatness
My Dad's Christmas Date
Silent Night! Day 4 exposes us to 2020's My Dad's Christmas Date starring handsy Jeremy Piven as a dad who has a daughter but also a dead wife or something. Who knows? Not us. This was really bad but features Mike Thecoolperson from The Young Ones which made Joe happy Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by...
2021-12-03
08 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Christmas Inheritance
Christmas Pudding! Peeking behind the flap of day 3 we find 2017's Christmas Inheritance starring Plop from The Office and bizarrely Andie MacDowell singing a song. We quite liked this purely for our theory of the revolving tramp. Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate.cafonline.org/8208#!/DonationDetails%23/ContactDetails
2021-12-02
11 min
Hallmark of Greatness
A Very Country Christmas
Jingle Bells! Day 2 of our Advent Calendar reveals 2017's A Very Country Christmas. The story of a man who plays a guitar and a woman who doesn't. At Christmas. Also there is a child and a game we dubbed Zombie Go-Karts. Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything. So get that warm feeling in your tummy tum by donating a couple of quid yeah? https://cafdonate...
2021-12-01
17 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Home Sweet Home Alone
Happy Merry! Day One of the Hallmark of Greatness Christmas Jamboree brings you Home Sweet Home Alone, the not a remake and not a reboot of the original classic Home Alone. Find out why Craig hates this more then Breaking Legs, how easily Anthony can be swayed by an argument and why do this family have so much soda? Every day leading up to Christmas were giving you a new episode to try and help raise money for our chosen charity Wood Street Mission. They provide toys for kids in our city that otherwise wouldn't get anything...
2021-11-30
56 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Hallmark of Greatness:The Trailer
A brief summary of this episode
2021-11-29
00 min
Hallmark of Greatness
A Family Thanksgiving
Come join us as we review the worst film we have ever done 2010's A Family Thanksgiving starring that lass out of Spaceballs and Faye Dunaway for some reason. We hated this for many many reasons but listen to hear all about the best way to throw a child through a window, why hitting is a great parental strategy and why this film hates women on every conceivable level. The rage we felt is unbearable.
2021-11-22
59 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders : The Fantastic Four
This week we take you back through 1994's The Fantastic Four. Yes that one. You'll learn all about Hector von Broom, the legacy of Mr Film, Diamond Urchins, who is Minky Pullups and we answer the hot topic of Ben Grimms genital situation and other important F4 facts you want to know. EXCELSIOR!
2021-11-15
1h 20
Hallmark of Greatness
Pumpkin Pie Wars
After a brief technical glitch we are back 10% stronger but 8% fatter. This week in honour of the upcoming Thanksgiving celebrations, we review 2016s Pumpkin Pie Wars starring Julie Gonzalo and Rico Aragon. We learn about classic bakery errors, the fastest way for an old lady to block up a toilet and why solo golf is the saddest game ever.
2021-11-08
52 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Yes, Madam
This week we are joined by tremendously talented Randle Parker from the excellent podcast Randle Parkers Film Club to review 1985's Yes, Madam starring Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock. You'll learn about Waterstones Perverts, the Asian Mickey Pierce, Gary the SuperCop, moon real estate and why spitting on a matrons chicken is a punishable offence in Hong Kong. You need to watch this movie! This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the delightful What I Had Heard Was. Go give them a listen and a follow @WhatIHadHeardW1 yeah.
2021-10-25
1h 27
Hallmark of Greatness
Hint of Love
Come join us as we take a stroll through the 2020 classic Hint of Love with Non Union Chris Pratt again. You'll learn all about the Bolognaise acting dynasty, too many Gordan Ramsey stories and why your future mother shouldn never show you her breasts in return for Pop Tarts. And another patented Anthony Quiz! This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the delightfully fragrant chaps over at 100 Things We Learned From Film. Give them a listen and a follow @100thingspod
2021-10-18
1h 15
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders - Bloodfist 3:Forced to Fight
Don "The Dragon" Wilson is back in this weeks movie 1992's Bloodfist 3: Forced to Fight, our third visit to the insane and baffling world of Bloodfist. This time Don has to do fights....IN PRISON! I f you can imagine such a thing. Be prepared for real bad racism, cool gang names, wet eggs, Knife Prison and karate based ghosts! Once again we have no Podcast of Greatness as nobody has sent us their promos. It's free and somebody might hear it.
2021-10-11
1h 10
Hallmark of Greatness
Blueprint to the Heart
Welcome Traveller, This week we take you through 2020s Blueprint to the Heart. You will learn all about Craig and his weird pronunciation of compilation, American architecture, the Chris De Bergh appreciation society and what's wrong with just being single and yourself? This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the awesome Not Before Coffee. Give it a listen and a follow @need_3_mugs on the Twitter and that yeah
2021-10-04
1h 09
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Titanic 2
Continuing our bizarre nautical themed disaster month we present 2010's Titanic 2 starring the grandson of Dick Van Dyke. You'll learn all about credit card based surgery, sentient electric snakes and why all ships should have emergency thrusters. There's no Podcast of Greatness this week as we have run out of promos so if you are a cool hip podcat, send them over to us at hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com and we will most certainly play them.
2021-09-27
1h 23
Hallmark of Greatness
Love Is a Piece of Cake
This week we deliver a lovely slice of 2020's Love is a Piece of Cake starring Lindsey Gort and Greyston Holt. You'll learn why using cake as currency is frowned upon, the importance of a good hoop and plenty of HOT CAKE FACTS. Our Podcast of Greatness is the sort of sister show to, Weird Thing About That. Give them a follow @WeirdThingPod on the Twitter and that
2021-09-20
1h 06
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Titanic The Legend goes On
We finally did it, we found the worst film we have ever reviewed! 2000's Titanic: The Legend Goes On and boy is this a stinker. We learn all about cartoon boobies, what constitutes a captains reception, James does a rap and we have to find a new scoring system as its that bad. Our podcast of the week is the amazing Playlist Wars, give them a listen and a follow @PlaylistWars on the Twitter and that
2021-09-13
1h 14
Hallmark of Greatness
Pitching for Love
After our summer holiday we are back! Fatter, sweatier and more tired then ever before. This week we take you through 2021's Pitching for Love (or 2018's Bramptons Own if you want to be exact). We take you through sexy dentists, ice cream mistresses, givers and takers in baseball and Anthony has done a fun quiz for us. This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the delicious Randle Parker’s Film Club. Give him a listen and a follow @RandleParker1 on the Twitter and that
2021-09-06
1h 13
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Never Too Young to Die
This week Joe, Berni and James take you through the incredibly twisted world of 1986 John Stamos vehicle Never Too Young to Die co-starring THAT Gene Simmons. Find out all about Finnish swearing, health and safety conscious road warriors and our delightful rendition of the best theme song in the world. Our Podcast of the Week is the cool cats over at The Podcast that Wouldn't Die (find them on twitter @TPodcastTWDie Get them up your Earballs Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram & Facebook @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com Join us Fridays on Twitch https://www...
2021-07-26
1h 30
Hallmark of Greatness
After the Ball
This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through 2015's After the Ball starring Portia Doubleday and Chris Noth in a modern day Cinderella story. You'll learn all about Turkish Delight, English shoe stores and the prerequisites for a reverse Doubtfire. This weeks Podcast of Greatness is The Beer'd Al Podcast. Go absorb their sounds and follow them @BeerdAlPodcast Get it up your earballs! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram & Facebook @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com Join us Fridays on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/hallmarkofgreat
2021-07-19
1h 09
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Bloodfist 2
If you like kicking then have we got a film for you! This week Joe, Berni and James take you through Don "The Dragon" Wilsons seminal masterpiece Bloodfist 2. You'll learn all about the most dangerous park ranger in the world, James and His Muscle Men and just how many cattle prods you can buy with the budget of this movie (its more then you think). Our Podcast of the Week is the fun boys over at Neat Cast (@NeatCastPod on the twitter) Get them up your Earballs Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram & Facebook @hallmarkofgreatness ...
2021-07-12
1h 25
Hallmark of Greatness
Non Transferable
Once again Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through another straight to video delight and this time its 2017's Non Transferable starring Ashley Clements and Brendan Bradley who also wrote and did a direct of it too! You'll learn about Turkish sunsets, how much Josh is too much Josh and how to avoid the lecherous grasp of a salty sea captain. Our podcast recommend of the week is Sweet Chinwag Podcast. Go listen and follow them @SweetChinwag Get it up your earballs! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram & Facebook @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com Join...
2021-07-05
1h 27
Hallmark of Greatness
A Cookie Cutter Christmas
This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through 2014's A Cookie Cutter Christmas starring Erin Krakow and Miranda Frigon. You'll hear all about why children singing is awful, why adults singing is awful and the humungous amount of food eating noise that this film is predominantly made up of. Our podcast recommend of the week is Playlist Wars. Go listen and follow them @PlaylistWars Get it up your earballs! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
2021-06-30
1h 07
Hallmark of Greatness
Love at the Christmas Table
This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the wintery wonderland of 2016's classic "Love at the Christmas Table" starring Marty McFlys Mum, Winnie off of The Wonder Years, Ted out of Schitts Creek and Luke from Gilmore Girls. Yes its an all star cast in what is arguably our favourite film to date. You'll discover the stupidity of indoor snowball fights, impromptu dance sequences and why you should never show a boy your tractor! Our podcast recommend of the week is Madison on the Air. Go listen and follow them @MadisonontheAir Get it up your...
2021-06-21
1h 18
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: The Ritual
In this bonus episode Joe, Berni and James take you through the 2000 classic "The Ritual" the follow up feature of director Simon Linscheid. We discover clockwork radios are real, how many leeks is too many leeks and our new business idea for a horse based Uber service. We also give a shout out to our new obsession over at Nothing More Annoying. Go give them a listen and a follow @AnnoyingPodcast Its a real cool time! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
2021-06-18
1h 35
Hallmark of Greatness
Christmas Eve
Happy Half Christmas! This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the 2015 classic "Christmas Eve" starring Sir Captain Picard and Napoleon Dynamite. We find out about our imaginary sequel to Dante's Peak, Joes love for the 90s boyband E-MALE and who or what is Diarrhoea John. This is a real bad film. We also give a shout out to our friends over at Fuck My Work Life. Go give them a listen and a follow @fmwlpod they are very cool! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook...
2021-06-14
1h 06
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Fatal Deviation
This week Joe, Berni and James take you through the best film ever made, Irelands only Kung-Fu movie 1998's Fatal Deviation starring/written/produced/catering by James "Jimmy" Bennett. We find out how Irish locksmiths work, the perils of working in Londis and establish that one of Boyzone is an art thief. Also James sings a song for you. Our recommendation for you to listen to this week is @marleyisdeadPOD Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
2021-06-04
00 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Recipe for Seduction
Its a finger lickin' miracle. Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the amazing 2020 classic Recipe for Seduction starring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders in a Lifetime movie. Yes you heard that right. Its as amazing as it sounds. Find out all about correct cutlery for fried chicken, how to murder someone in the poshest way possible and what exactly is "country club ready" Also shout out to @100thingspod on twitter too Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
2021-05-31
45 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Raging Angels
This week Joe, Berni and James take you through the 1995 classic "Raging Angels" starring Sean Patrick Flanery as some kind of musician/angel summoner. You'll hear all about triangle faced children, how you can avoid demon attacks in your own home and our all new rating system The Golden Fabio! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
2021-05-24
1h 43
Hallmark of Greatness
Love on the Slopes
This week we take you through the 2018 classic "Love on the Slopes" starring Katrina Bowden and Thomas Beaudoin as a reclusive photographer and a reporter who does the reports we guess. Listen to find out the correct way to eat smores, what constitutes being a hermit and a cheeky visit from Anthonys cousin. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
2021-05-17
1h 09
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Carnosaur
In this bonus episode Joe, James and Berni look at 1993's monster classic Carnosaur. We get clarity on baby hands, the correct way to greet and befriend magpies and how many bullets we think it takes to kill a person, Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
2021-05-10
1h 20
Hallmark of Greatness
Stranded in Paradise
This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the 2014 classic Stranded in Paradise starring returning Hallmark Heroine Vanessa Marcil (Ep1 The Convenient Groom) Find out what legally defines plagiarism, how much feet is too much feet, the absolute power of HR and the mystical world within a world of Hallmark that we have stumbled across. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
2021-05-03
1h 12
Hallmark of Greatness
Last Orders: Bloodfist!
In this bonus episode new friends James and Berni take us through the 1989 cult classic Bloodfist starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson. We learn about the Tip Top shop, crimes worse then murder and how to tell if your potato is poisoned or powerful. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
2021-04-29
1h 20
Hallmark of Greatness
Breaking Legs
This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through possibly the worst film we have ever done the 2017 "classic" Breaking Legs starring nobody of any merit. Find out just how to correctly carry a bassoon, what happens when you die and go to tap dance heaven and the worst Halloween Dance Fight in human history. This is truly a "Tarble" movie Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness
2021-04-26
1h 31
Hallmark of Greatness
Off the Menu
This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the 2018 classic "Off the Menu" starring Santino Fontana and Dania Ramirez. Find out all about tethered swimming, how to avoid punches from men with moustaches and the greatest scene in film history: The Sexy Dance of the Cornflake! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too!
2021-04-19
1h 13
Hallmark of Greatness
For Better or for Worse
This week we take you through the 2014 classic For Better or for Worse and its the latter for sure. Find out what vegans are, the correct way to milk a cow and why a certain farmer has to leave town under cover of darkness. Contains mild swears Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2021-04-12
1h 13
Hallmark of Greatness
Eat Play Love
This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the 2017 classic "Eat Play Love" starring Jen Lilley and Jason Cermak as well as the 6 million dollar man and bionic women. We discuss talking dogs, the erotic power of crepes and what a love radar sounds like. Contains light swears Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2021-04-05
1h 19
Hallmark of Greatness
Love on Safari
This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the 2018 classic Love on Safari starring Lacey Chabert and Jon Cor. Highlights include quality hammer action, stealthy pervert giraffes and the teleportation to and from Johannesburg. Stay tuned after the main event for a fun bonus song by Anthony Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2021-03-29
1h 09
Hallmark of Greatness
After the Storm
Were Back! This week we take you through the 2019 classic After the Storm starring Madeline Leon and Bo Yokely. After a womans house is weirdly damaged in a storm (of the century) can she rebuild it despite her own interference and lack of skills? We will never know. But if you like dogs, barns and the best impression of a man who has fallen out of a wheelchair ever, this is the episode for you. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2021-03-22
1h 03
Hallmark of Greatness
Home Sweet Home
This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the 2020 classic "Home Sweet Home" starring Natasha Bure and Ben Elliott. We find out what WWJD actually stands for, the correct way to use a hammer and the free labour you can harvest from old people. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2021-03-08
54 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Runaway Romance
Back to business as usual this week as Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the 2018 classic "Runaway Romance" starring Galadriel Stineman and Trevor Donovan. We learn about Amish toilets, the perils of quiche for breakfast and the real possibility of man/bird hybrids! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2021-03-01
1h 21
Hallmark of Greatness
The Lost Valentine
Join us this week as Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the 2011 Classic "The Lost Valentine" starring Betty White and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Shock as we actually review a good film, marvel at Mr Meringue and his death squad and beware the room of BIG BALLS! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com
2021-02-22
1h 12
Hallmark of Greatness
A Valentine's Match
Link to the movie on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6snmq-wAFc
2021-02-15
1h 14
Hallmark of Greatness
All Things Valentine
This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the 2016 classic All Things Valentine starring Sarah Rafferty and Sam Page. Will they learn to love Valentines, who really loves raspberry scones and is Jeremy Bolognaise a dog murderer? All this and more will be revealed! This marks the start of our weekly Valentines Season so be sure to check back every Tuesday for new episodes. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat or Insta @hallmarkofgreatness
2021-02-01
58 min
Hallmark of Greatness
Over the Moon in Love
youtube link to full movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V-PxlciMm0
2021-01-25
51 min
Hallmark of Greatness
The Convenient Groom
This week we discuss the 2016 classic "The Convenient Groom" Will Dr Kate ever find love with the man who broke her crystal hummingbird or will she just "say....No"
2021-01-10
51 min