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True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 119: The Unfiltered Orlando Bloom & Katy Perry SagaHey there! Welcome to another side-splitting episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Today, we're diving headfirst into the juicy details of the Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry saga. Ever wondered about their on-and-off romance? Or the story behind THAT paddleboard picture that Topher just can't get enough of? Well, look no further! Expect a rollercoaster of laughs as we veer off into hilarious tangents, from the mysterious mechanics of water sports to imagining the couple's daughter's accent. Topher spills the tea, or should we say, mineral water, all while keeping us on our toes. Plus, a cheeky...2025-07-1417 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 114: The Grapes Are Struggling: Climate Change's Threat to the Wine IndustryHey friends! Welcome to another wild ride with "True Crime Against Wine." Today, Judge Rachel and Judge Topher spill the tea (or should I say wine?) on how climate change is shaking things up in the wine world! Our buddy Noah's question takes us on a whirlwind tour of vineyard challenges, from awkward frosts to raging wildfires. It’s a bumpy ride for those grapes, and we’re here to share the highs and toasting lows these winemakers are facing. Ready to dive into what might just be the world's juiciest climate drama? Tune in, sip a...2025-06-0911 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 112: Cheers to Severance: The Innies and Outies of Severance Drink PairingsHey there! Ready for a fun ride through the world of "Severance" with a glass in hand? In this episode, Judge Topher takes on a quirky challenge by exploring the perfect beverage matches for both the 'innie' and 'outie' versions of your favorite characters from the hit series "Severance." From Mark's whiskey melancholy to Helly R's rebellious margaritas, we dive deep into what makes each character tick—and sip! It's a mix of humor, deep dives, and a genuine love for both wine and "Severance." Whether you're a fan of the show or just love discovering the perfe...2025-05-1912 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0419: We Get It; Judge Topher is a WhoreDEFENDANT: Kevin Hart EVIDENCE: Gran Coramino Cristalino Reposado Tequila (it is silver because it is clear, Fact Checker doesn't always know everything) SCENE OF THE CRIME: Jalisco, Mexico -- Hello, friends! Welcome to another tantalizing episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Picture this—you’re stepping into our cozy podcast, where we love to escape the chaos of the world and unwind. This time, we're diving into a spirited discussion as we savor some delightful tequila. And not just any tequila; it’s Kevin Har...2025-05-121h 59

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 106: Unraveling Barbara Ann: The Mystery and Magic of Our Podcast ListenerHey there, welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crimes! Ever wondered what it’s like when a mother and daughter hit the road together, tuning into their favorite podcast? Well, today’s episode is packed with delightful tales and hilarious moments featuring our beloved listener, Barbara Ann! Join us as Judge Rachel spills the beans about whether Barbara Ann knows her status as our podcast's legendary listener. It's a mix of mystery, motherly love, and downright funny misunderstandings! From curious questions about memorizing episodes to navigating the intricacies of seasons versus episodes, Barbara Ann's...2025-02-2410 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0409: Cuz I'm Your Topher, And You Are My Wine (Power of Love holiday remix)DEFENDANT: CELINE DION!!! EVIDENCE: Domaine Delaporte Sancerre, Loire Valley, FR SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Universe -- *DISCLAIMER* This episode includes cringe-worthy segments of terrible singing. If you have sensitive ears (or stomachs) please be advised. Happy Birthday, Judge Topher!!! That's right, it is Tophermas Day! It's all downhill from here for the rest of December. BUT to celebrate the season, we are drinking our fanciest wine yet in honor of your favorite Judge's Fairy God-Diva, the greatest singer in the world, the incomparable Celine Marie Claudette Dion! Join u...2024-12-231h 41

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 95: A Toast to Italian Nights: Wine Pairings and LaughsHey friends! Welcome back to another delightful True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar! Tonight, we're diving into the perfect wine pairings for an Italian dinner. Judge Topher has it all planned out, starting with a chilled bottle of Pigato, followed by a luscious Barolo. Fancy, right? But don't worry, we've got some laughs and cheeky moments too—like figuring out what to drink at Olive Garden and some playful banter about mocktails and adults who order Shirley Temples. Join us for a fun, wine-filled evening and get ready to take some notes for your next d...2024-09-1605 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 94: Cool Sips for Hot Days: Summer Drink Secrets UnveiledHey there! Ready to beat the summer heat with some super refreshing drinks? 🌞🍹 In this fun episode of True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar, we dive into the best ways to stay cool when the temperature soars. Our listener Tilly asked for our top tips, and we've got some delicious answers for you! From icy frozen lemonades with a splash of vodka to crisp Sauvignon Blancs, we're sharing all our favorite sips. Plus, hear about Topher's wild pool party adventures and some spicy margarita magic! 🍷🍋 Join us for a chilled chat and let us know wh...2024-09-0205 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 92: Sweet Bitch Sips & SnickersHey there, wine lovers! 🍷 Ready for another hilarious ride with Rachel and Topher? In this episode, they dive into a bottle of "Sweet Bitch" Moscato Rosé. Spoiler alert: It's as wild as the name suggests! Join the fun as they dissect the label, share a few laughs, and face the ultimate taste test. Will it be a delightful surprise or a sweet disaster? You'll have to listen to find out! Don't miss the wine-fueled banter and the unexpected twists. Cheers! 🥂 2024-08-1905 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 86: Rachel's Northern Italy Quiz ChallengeHey there, wine lovers! Things get a bit operatic as Rachel faces a quiz about Northern Italy's wine culture, courtesy of Topher and his mischievous staff. Spoiler alert: hilarity ensues! From guessing powerful Renaissance city-states to identifying Italy's grape varieties, Rachel's answers will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, you'll discover the crucial difference between pepperoni and sparkling salami. Who knew learning about wine could be this entertaining? Join us for laughs, unexpected trivia, and Rachel’s unique approach to wine quizzes. Don’t forget to send in your ow...2024-07-0805 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 85: The Basics You Never KnewHey there, wine lovers! 🍷 In this special sidebar episode of True Crimes Against Wine, Judge Rachel and Topher dive into some of the most frequently asked questions from their staff about wine basics. From the surprising origins of winemaking to the myriad grape varieties out there, you'll be both entertained and educated. Ever wondered how many types of grapes exist or what exactly terroir means? Or maybe you're curious about the rebellious nature of IGT wines? Tune in as Rachel gets quizzed on these topics and more, with plenty of laughs and unexpected moments along the...2024-07-0110 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 81: Noble Wines For TonneJudge Topher anticipates the new season of Bridgerton by pairing wines with the sparkling characters of our favorite period piece smut. 2024-05-2006 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 78: French 75Judge Topher delves into the history of the beloved cocktail, the French 75. 2024-04-0805 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0316: Slam DunkDEFENDANT: Dwayne Wade EVIDENCE: Three By Chenin Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: California -- Our Judges go court side for a special athletic episode. Rachel delivers a tricky cross examination while Topher plays point guard. 2024-04-011h 00

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0314: Mr. Dingley and Colonel BrightlyDEFENDANT: Jane Austen EVIDENCE: Corgi Earl Grey Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Oxfordshire, UK -- Our Judges traverse to jolly old England for another special literary/liquor combo! Judge Topher learns about the life and times of one of the greatest romance authors of all time, while Judge Rachel struggles to stay dry. 2024-03-041h 11

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 74: The Art of EliminationJudge Topher discusses which grape varietal he would vote off the island given the chance. 2024-01-2903 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0309: Ice PrincessDEFENDANT: Wayne Gretzky EVIDENCE: No. 99 Ice Wine SCENE OF THE CRIME: Ontario, Canada -- Our Judges travel to the Great North to inspect the product of a true hockey great. Topher explains the sport and Rachel delivers a particularly hard cross examination. 2023-12-2558 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0307: Always Be My Irish BabyDEFENDANT: Mariah Carey EVIDENCE: Black Irish, Irish Creme. -- Our Judges dive into some Irish Creme liqueur and discuss the diva that is Mariah Carey. Pooping habits are also brought up as Judge Topher makes a shocking confession. 2023-11-2754 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 68: A Wine Most VersatileDid you know that there can be more to wine than just drinking? Judge Topher shares some surprising alternative uses for the beverage. 2023-11-0609 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 66: Pop Quiz!Judge Rachel tests the limits of Judge Topher's wine knowledge with a series of rapid fire questions. 2023-10-0903 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 63: Chasing the Green FairyJudge Topher talks about the history of absinthe and dispels some myths surrounding the drink. 2023-08-2810 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 61: Where’s Waldo?Judge Topher tries to give you the tools to navigate the mess that is... The Wine Aisle. 2023-08-1406 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 58: Body-ody-ody!!!What the heck are people talking about when they reference a wine's "body?" Judge Topher is here to break it down for you! 2023-07-2406 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 57: The FeudJudge Topher breaks his silence regarding his years long ongoing beef with a Hollywood icon. 2023-07-1712 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 56: Taste the Difference Judge Rachel and Judge Topher discuss how to improve your palate and Topher shares how he teaches beginners how to taste. 2023-07-1007 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 55: Summer SipplesJudge Topher shares some of his favorite summertime cocktails. Recipes in the comments. 2023-07-0307 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 54: Topher’s Burn Book Judge Topher finally answers the question regarding his feelings about Timothee Chalamet. Judge Rachel gives fresh insight into his life and background. Will she change Topher's mind? Or is Chalamet a lost cause? 2023-06-2606 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 52: Memory GamesJudge Topher hosts a surprise cross examination to test how bad Judge Rachel's memory really is... 2023-06-1206 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep 51: The Court of SommeliersTopher explains what a sommelier is and how to become one. 2023-06-0507 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 50: What Goes With What, Now?Judge Topher explains some basic tips for pairing wine with food. BONUS: Think about where it is from... Making a delicious pasta? Serve an Italian wine from that region! Ciao! 2023-05-2907 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0220: The Beguiled and BesottedDEFENDANT: Sofia Coppola EVIDENCE: Francis Ford Coppola Diamond Edition Chardonnay 2021 SCENE OF THE CRIME: California Coast, US -- Our Judges sojourn to the sunny west coast for their last trial of the season. Judge Topher displays keen memory skills and Judge Rachel tries to trip him up with her hardest cross examination yet...2023-05-221h 01

True Crimes Against WineCASE 2019: This Is Now A Candy PodcastDEFENDANTS: Brian Cranston and Aaron Paul EVIDENCE: Dos Hombres Mezcal SCENE OF THE CRIME: Oaxaca, Mexico -- Our Judges sojourn to sunny Mexico to sample a smoky libation. They play an interesting game of F, Marry, Kill, and Topher reveals a surprising and mysterious connection to one of the defendants.2023-05-081h 15

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 46: Veuve CliquotJudge Topher delves into the fascinating and inspiring life of one of history's most famous and celebrated winemakers, the Widow Cliquot. 2023-04-0308 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 2016: Four Wines and a FuneralDEFENDANT: Dame Agatha Christie EVIDENCE: Crush Rivaner, Disheveled Tailor Königliche, Right Hook Cabernet Sauvignon, and The Butchery Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Luxembourg, Hungary, Bulgaria, and Moldova -- Our Judges board the Orient Express to tackle their most ambitious case yet, the Queen of Crime herself. Judge Topher talks poisons and Judge Rachel reveals a shocking twist involving a runaway defendant!2023-03-271h 06

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 45: How Much Is Too Much?Judge Topher offers some sage advice regarding an age old question and tips on how to remain professional at boozy work functions. 2023-03-2005 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 2015: Belchy BuzzzDEFENDANT: Blake Lively EVIDENCE: Betty Buzz Premium Drink Mixers SCENE OF THE CRIME: America? -- Our Judges turn into pro bartenders with the help of Blake Lively's line of mixers. Topher pours heavy and has trouble keeping his ish together, and Rachel insists that this is a VERY belchy wine.2023-03-131h 10

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 44: A Good YearEver wonder what people mean when they say it was a "good year" for wine? Judge Topher breaks it down and gives tips for finding the perfect vintage. 2023-03-0605 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 43: A Brief History of WineWho invented wine? Where did it come from? And how did it make it to our tables today? Judge Topher presents a brief history of wine. 2023-02-2011 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 2013: The Empress of Gin-diaDEFENDANT: Queen Victoria EVIDENCE: Empress 1908 London Dry Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Victoria, BC, Canada -- In this jewel-toned trial, our Judges conclude their royal series by hearing the case of the grandmother of Europe. Curious Victorian customs come into question, and Rachel amps up the difficulty of her cross examination, much to Topher's dismay. 2023-02-131h 19

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 42: Up In the Aer...What is aeration? Does it really make a difference? And should you spend your money on it? Judge Topher answers all these questions and gives advice to help you avoid some common pitfalls. 2023-02-0608 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 2012: MORE Merry Wines of Windsor!DEFENDANTS: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, aka Harry and Meghan EVIDENCE: Diatom Chardonnay 2021 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA -- Back by popular demand! In the second part of this riveting court case, Judges Topher and Rachel zero in on the evidence and rumors surrounding the most famous royal expats. Intimate details of H&M's sex life are allegedly revealed, and rest assured that genitalia IS discussed...2023-01-301h 37

True Crimes Against WineCASE 2011: The Merry Wines of WindsorDEFENDANT: The Windsors EVIDENCE: Moet Chandon, 2020 SCENE OF THE CRIME: The globe, if you study Colonialism... -- Our Judges hop across the pond to hear their most prestigious case to date. From tackling nongendered titles to dismantling toxic allegiances, Topher and Rachel are dedicated to hard hits and hot takes. No Corgis were harmed in this trial.2023-01-231h 41

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 41: I’ll Have What She’s Having...Our Judges discuss the glory that is the movie, The Menu. Rachel tries to keep things sane as Topher grows increasingly manic with each course. Yet another personal connection is revealed... 2023-01-1619 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 2010: Toe-lickin’ Good!DEFENDANT: Zac Brown EVIDENCE: Z Alexander Brown "Uncaged" Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: California Coast -- Our Judges board a pontoon to try their latest case, in which the accused hits a bit close to home. Judge Topher blindly navigates a poetry based cross examination while Rachel has lurid details of her intimate life revealed. 2023-01-091h 08

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0209: I Put A Spell On YouDEFENDANT: Cynthia Erivo EVIDENCE: Black Girl Magic Red Blend SCENE OF THE CRIME: North Coast, CA -- Our Judges brew up a powerful spell with the help of the McBride sisters. Rachel delivers a tricky cross examination, and a tipsy Topher has a case of mistaken identity... twice.2022-12-261h 04

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0208: GOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!! DEFENDANT: Cristiano Ronaldo EVIDENCE: Terras de Lava 2019 Merlot SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Azores, Territory of Portugal -- Our Judges take a flight to the mid Atlantic to try a very intricate case of involving lava, statue switcheroos, and scissor kicks. Rachel shows off her Portuguese, and Topher is put in a serious cross examination that could potentially keep him from earning a gold medal touchdown... 2022-12-121h 10

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 38: Which Is Better, 1 or 2?Rachel gets surprised with a blind tasting as Topher explores some value wines. 2022-12-0508 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 37: Flipping TablesJudge Rachel explains the recent restaurant fiasco involving James Corden and his wife. Topher goes on a pro service industry rant. 2022-11-2109 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0206: Say Yes To The DressDEFENDANT: Vera Wang EVIDENCE: Party Prosecco SCENE OF THE CRIME: Italy -- Our Judges channel their inner bridezillas as they drink their way through this bubbly bottle sent to them by a fan. Rachel surprises Topher with multiple costume changes. 2022-11-141h 47

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 36: Why Not Grapes?Judge Rachel asks Judge Topher the most important question when it comes to tasting wine... 2022-11-0703 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 35: A Confrontation And An Apology...Judge Rachel responds to a shocking accusation from a longtime listener, which rocks the courtroom and threatens the very core of podcast. Topher could not be more appalled and smug. 2022-10-2404 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0204: Boozus and Ramona DEFENDENT: Beverly Cleary EVIDENCE: R Stuart & Co "Big Fire" Pinot Noir SCENE OF THE CRIME: McMinnville, Oregon Our Judges jet out to the beautiful Willamette Valley to pay homage to a very special lady from their childhoods. Rachel gives insight into the life of beloved children's author Beverly Cleary, and Topher expounds on his personal connection to the incredible R Stuart Winery. 2022-10-171h 35

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 34: What’s In A Grape?Judge Topher explains the difference between the Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot grapes. 2022-10-1005 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0203: Witch Doctors and White RussiansDEFENDANT: Grigori Rasputin EVIDENCE: Stolichnaya Vodka SCENE OF THE CRIME: Riga, Latvia -- This week's celebrity is almost more legend than person, as our Judges hear the case of their very first historical celebrity, the infamous Grigori Rasputin. Rachel spills some very sordid tea about the famed mystic while also revealing a very human side to him. Topher is moved to unveil more of his villain origin story.2022-10-031h 28

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0202: Quit Yer Joshin’!DEFENDANT(S): Josh? EVIDENCE: Josh Cellars Prosecco SCENE OF THE CRIME: Possibly Your Own Neighborhood... Our Judges face their most difficult case yet as they examine multiple suspects and their tangled web of motives. Topher explains the history of Prosecco, while Rachel brings back retro technology from the 90's to sort the suspects of our case.2022-09-191h 12

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 32: OriginsTopher shares what started him on his journey and love of wine. 2022-09-1205 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 31: Wine Clubs... Worth It Or Nah?Judge Topher explains different types of wine clubs and analyzes whether they are worth the cost. 2022-08-2906 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 29: Our Favorite ThingsJudges Rachel and Topher answer what their favorite kinds of cocktails are and talk flavor profiles. 2022-08-1507 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep 27: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?Judge Rachel surprises Topher with some celebrities who hail from his home state, and Topher reveals old beef with one of Hollywood's most beloved stars... 2022-08-0112 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep 26: What’s in a Name?Judge Rachel shocks Judge Topher with some of the most outrageous celebrity baby names. 2022-07-2510 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 24: Whatcha Packin’?Judge Topher gives some pro tips on which wines to pack for your vacays and getaways. 2022-07-1106 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 22: Double, Double, Toil and Trouble...Looking to ace Potions class? Judge Topher gives some instructional tips on how to infuse your own liquors at home! 2022-06-2715 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0133: Battle of the SexiesDEFENDENTS: Judges Rachel and Topher EVIDENCE: Private Wine Selection SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Judges' Chambers -- Our Judges find themselves in the crosshairs of justice as they defend themselves with evidence from their own personal wine cellars. Learn the sordid secrets of their lives and listen with baited breath as they turn on each other in our first ever dueling cross examinations!2022-06-131h 28

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 20: What’s Your Emotional Damage?In order for Judge Topher to answer this week's question, he and Judge Rachel are forced to relive some of their most embarrassing moments. 2022-06-0613 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0132: Squatters’ Daughters and Southern ChickensDEFENTANT: The Chicks EVIDENCE: "Gaslighter" Rosé SCENE OF THE CRIME: Somewhere in California -- Our Judges trudge through some trepidatious waters as they hear the case of one of country music's most outspoken and controversial trios. Rachel answers the age old question of whether a bear sh*$# in the woods, and Topher incurs the wrath of the Bae-hive... 2022-05-301h 29

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 19: Garnish This!Judge Topher gives advice on proper cocktail garnishing and shares some of his favorite garnish pairings. 2022-05-2311 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0131: Here’s The Skinny...DEFENDANT: Bethenny Frankel EVIDENCE: Skinnygirl White Blend SCENE OF THE CRIME: California -- Our Judges find themselves surrounded with various crimes as they attempt to wade through evidence of insensitivity, bigotry, and doubling down. Rachel refuses to discuss centaurs, and Topher writes a best selling book.2022-05-161h 21

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0130: Drunk Becomes HerDEFENDANT: Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn EVIDENCE: Gogi "Goldie" Chardonnay 2018 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA -- Our Judges circle back to a small subregion of Santa Barbara to investigate a particularly delectable partnership riddled with multiple high profile suspects. Topher waxes theological and makes a cringe-worthy confession while Rachel plans an elopement with Fact Checker and reveals her only talent.2022-05-021h 30

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 17: Who You Crushin’ On???Judge Rachel reveals a not at all weird first crush, and good for her! Topher understands the assignment. 2022-04-2503 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 16: Rachel’s Burn BookJudge Rachel gets extra judge-y as she answers the second part of Thom's question, "Who is your LEAST favorite celebrity couple?" Topher is aghast at Rachel's answer and her predictions of an impending divorce. 2022-04-1113 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 14: How To Order Wine (And Look Really Cool When You Do)Wine list got you stymied? Unsure what to do when the server brings the bottle to the table? And what do you do with the cork??? Judge Topher is here to allay your anxiety and put a stopper in the awkwardness! 2022-03-2110 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep.12: Let’s Get CheapLooking for wine on a budget but don't want to skimp on quality? Judge Topher has the skinny on how to shop for cheap bottles, as well as his favorite wines for under $10! 2022-02-2110 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0125: Running A Train On TopherDEFENDANT: Train EVIDENCE: "Calling All Angels" Chardonnay SCENE OF THE CRIME: Livermore Valley, CA -- Our Judges try to figure out what exactly Train is, and why. They explore ideas for their own band names, fresh beauty products, and Rachel takes a very strong stance about her musical taste.2022-01-311h 13

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep.10: Wine-- The Gift That Keeps On Giving!We have all been in this situation. We are on our way to an important dinner party and we want to bring a nice bottle as a gift. But what are the rules? How do we choose? Topher has some pro tips to help ease the pressure and have you looking like a true connoisseur! 2022-01-2406 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0124: Thank You For Being Our FriendDEFENDANT: Betty White EVIDENCE: She Isn't Actually On Trial SCENE OF THE CRIME: Seriously, She Is A Saint -- In this very special episode, our judges cancel their hearings for the day and take to their chambers to pour some martinis and pay loving (and laughing) tribute to the great Betty White. Topher channels his inner happy homemaker with tips for alternative uses for wine, and Rachel explores what made Betty such a gift to the world, both on-screen and off. -- Rest in peace, Betty. And thank you for being a förbundsmedlem. 2022-01-171h 42

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 9: Wine LegsWhat is a leggy wine? And can these "legs" give you any clues about what you are drinking? Topher has the inside scoop! 2022-01-1005 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 8: It’s Not Easy Being Cheesy!Judge Topher answers the classic New Year's Party question: How do I pair wine with my cheese plate??? Short answer: listen to this minisode! Happy New Year! 2021-12-2709 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE O122: Harry Potter and the Quest For ButterbeerDEFENDANT: The Wizarding World of Harry Potter EVIDENCE: Malolactic-fermented Chardonnay SCENE OF THE CRIME: Hogsmeade and Various Parts of California -- Our judges leap aboard the Hogwarts Express for an exciting Christmas Special! Butterbeer is on the menu as Rachel and Topher attempt to find a wine that most resembles the magical brew, then sort the sampled potions into their Houses. Join us for an enchanted episode full of drunken confessions, marauding sidetracks, and nostalgic Potterlore.2021-12-201h 47

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 7: Bubbles!What is the best glass to drink champagne out of? What do you do if you forgot to chill your bubbly? Topher addresses these questions and shares his tips and tricks for getting the most out of your bottle! 2021-12-1311 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 6: Cork You!Wood, rubber, screw caps, stelvins, glass... what is the deal with corks and closures? Topher is here to break it down for you! 2021-11-2913 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0120: Wino DNA!!!DEFENDANT: Sam Neill EVIDENCE: Two Paddocks "Picnic" Pinot Noir 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Central Otago, NZ -- Our judges sojourn to the South Island of New Zealand where they chase dinosaurs, go hunting wabbits, and Topher reveals an intimate personal connection to Laura Dern. Listen to the end for a SHOCKING revelation from Fact Checker that renders the judges shooketh.2021-11-221h 21

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 5: Sulfites 101What are sulfites? Why are they in wine? And what effect to they have on you? Topher explains the answers to these and more! 2021-11-1510 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0119: Drinking Up With The KardashiansDEFENDANT: Kylie Jenner EVIDENCE: Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio 2020 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Alto Adige, Italy -- Judges Rachel and Topher travel between Italy and LA as they investigate a new case with shocking allegations of "Aiding and Abetting." Will this episode's social media diva be acquitted of the charges? Or will she be found "Guilty By Association?"2021-11-081h 19

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 4: Wine ColorsTopher answers a listener question about why wines are different colors, and explains to Rachel the various reasons behind pigmentation and what colors can tell you about what you are drinking. 2021-11-0105 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 3: Organic vs BiodynamicTopher helps guide Rachel through the differences and similarities between organic and biodynamic wines, but Rachel remains skeptical. 2021-10-1810 min

True Crimes Against WineSidebar Ep. 2: What Is Vegan Wine?Rachel revisits a question about vegan wine and Topher explains the ins and outs, from production to packaging. -- This episode is dedicated to the memory of April.2021-10-0408 min

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0116: Don‘tcha Wish Your Bottle Was Hot Like Me?DEFENDANT: Nicole Scherzinger EVIDENCE: Anti-Party Red, 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Walla Walla, Washington -- Our Judges sojourn to the hidden deserts of Washington, where they drunkenly discuss feminist theory, celebrity impersonations, and issue a passionate Mario Kart challenge. Rachel tricks Topher into making a shocking confession.2021-09-271h 19

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0114: Brad Pitt, Are You My Mommy?DEFENDANT(S): Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie EVIDENCE: Miraval Rosé SCENE OF THE CRIME: Provence, France -- Our Judges make a return trip to sun-soaked Provence to check on their property and sip on some new evidence. Rachel flexes her ESP while munching a garlicky snack, and Topher waxes poetic about medieval esthetics. 2021-08-301h 34

True Crimes Against WineCASE O112: On The Train To ShetlandhamshireDEFENDANT: Lisa Vanderpump EVIDENCE: Vanderpump Cabernet Sauvignon 2017 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA -- Our judges return to the original scene of the crime in Sonoma County to investigate the alleged crimes of a femme fatale from across the pond. Topher defends Kathy Hilton while Rachel talks about the music video career of her boobs.2021-08-021h 19

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0111: I Am LegendDEFENDANT: John Legend EVIDENCE: LVE Sparkling Rosé SCENE OF THE CRIME: Cote de Beaune, France -- Bonjour! Our judges find themselves once again in beautiful France as Rachel learns how sparkling wine is made, and Topher learns the difference between a prodigy and a talented nun.2021-07-191h 29

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0110: What to Serve at My Best Friend's WeddingDEFENDANT: Cameron Diaz EVIDENCE: Avaline Red Blend 2018 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Southern Rhone, France __ Our judges find themselves inexplicably at each other's throats as they taste an intriguing red blend. Rachel is enthusiastic about her love of puppets, and Topher learns to be grateful for however much wine he gets.2021-07-051h 24

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0109: Sippin' On A PrayerDEFENDANT: Jon Bon Jovi EVIDENCE: Hampton Water Rosé 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Languedoc, South of France -- Our judges are once again basking in the South of France, where Topher learns all about 80's hair bands, while Rachel dives deep into the wealth and privilege of the Hamptons.2021-06-211h 15

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0108: A Very Mary EpisodeDEFENDANT: Mary J Blige EVIDENCE: Sun Goddess Sauvignon Blanc 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Friuli Venezia Giulia, Italy -- Our Judges head to the culturally diverse, yet exclusive northeastern tip of Italy, where Topher tries his hand at songwriting and Rachel learns some dark secrets about a problematic winery...2021-06-071h 12

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0107: Carrie Bradshaw Is A Slytherin; Prove Me WrongDEFENDANT: Sarah Jessica Parker EVIDENCE: Invovo Sauvignon Blanc 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Marlborough, NZ __ Our judges jet off to the South Island of New Zealand, where they attempt to sort everyone's favorite New York gal pals into their appropriate Hogwarts Houses. Topher goes on a rap strike, and Rachel expresses very strong opinions about a LOT of subjects.2021-05-241h 11

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0106: Check Out These CansDEFENDANT: Paris Hilton EVIDENCE: Hogwash California Rosé SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA/Beverly Hill, CA -- In this episode, our judges explore an unlikely connection. Topher learns about the early 2000's club scene, while Rachel tries in vain to educate him about female anatomy.2021-05-101h 08

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0105: Highclere and Present DangerDEFENDANT: Highclere Castle, aka Downton Abbey EVIDENCE: Highclere Castle London Dry Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Highclere Castle grounds and estate, Hampshire, England -- In this very special episode, expert witness Andrea presents a new form of evidence to our judges. Rachel and Topher both reveal their royal connections.2021-04-261h 26

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0104: Baby's First Guide to Face TattoosDEFENDANT: Post Malone SCENE OF THE CRIME: Provence, France EVIDENCE: Maison No.9 Rosé 2019 -- Our judges jet to the sun soaked vineyards of coastal Provence, where Rachel delves into her dream real estate while Topher takes on Big Corporate Lavender.2021-04-121h 00

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0103: It's A Wonderful GodfatherDEFENDANT: Francis Ford Coppola EVIDENCE: Sofia Rosé 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Monterey Co, CA -- As our judges get into the nitty gritty of mafia-based filmdom, Rachel reveals a new secret talent involving obscure commercial trivia. Meanwhile, Topher displays an innate ability to confuse literally any movie and actor he comes across. -- ***We experienced some slight audio technical difficulties in this episode which have been resolved for all future recordings.***2021-03-291h 02

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0102: For Shizzle My Nizzle!DEFENDANT: Snoop Dogg EVIDENCE: 19 Crimes "Cali Red" SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA -- Rachel asks about how wines get their color and learns to stop using food dyes, while Topher tries to navigate the confusing world of dressing professionally on the streets as a gang member.2021-03-151h 47

True Crimes Against WineCASE 0101: What A Sh*t ShowDEFENDANT: Dave Matthews EVIDENCE: Dreaming Tree Sauvignion Blanc, 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA -- Judge Topher gives a lesson on Sonoma County and breakfast wine. Judge Rachel describes her ideal service staff and sheds light on a sh*tty situation. **PRODUCER'S NOTE** When we started this podcast, we were very green. This is especially evident in the recording quality. We got our sh*t together after a few episodes, so please don't cast this series aside based on the sound quality of this and the next couple episodes. Check out a later episode or two before breaking u...2021-02-2758 min