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Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 141- SnowmageddonWell, it's been quite a year but we haven't completely disappeared. We're back for a special Christmas episode. This is another Syfy offering and perhaps the best one yet. It's Christmas time and an evil snow globe is wreaking havoc in a small Alaskan town—lots of disasters yet none of the snow variety.
June and Harvy talk through Snowmageddon (2011).
2024-12-251h 36Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 140- The WraithWell, 2024 has been quite the SOB but we haven't stopped watching bad movies and we've finally got one for you. This is some utter nonsense and the best we can say is that you'll learn some colorful new vocabulary such as "duck butter" and "quiff city."
June and Harvy talk through The Wraith (1986)
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Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 139- Christmas TwisterHappy New Year! This episode is that Christmas commercial that stubbornly plays through January, the present you have wrapped sitting in the corner for a friend you haven't seen in a month. It's the decoration forgotten on the shelf after the boxes are packed and stored away. It's a missed opportunity...just like this movie. But hey! There aren't any murderers in this one, just a missing girl on a poster.
June and Harvy talk shit through Christmas Twister (2012).
2024-01-011h 35Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 138- Ice QuakeMerry Christmas! In today's movie, a family of three (this is not a typo- there are only three main characters in this movie) and their dog hike into the mountains to get a Christmas tree. SyFy nonsense happens leading to dehydration, shelter building, and explosions. And if you don't care about this movie you really should listen anyway. This episode could save your life. Do it for your family. Do it for your pets. Do it for Christmas.
June and Harvy talk shit through Ice Quake (2010).
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2023-12-211h 40Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 137- XXX: The Return Of Xander CageIt's a Black Friday special event! Yet another XXX movie! Many of the same jokes we made in the first two! But this one has Ruby Rose and Toni Collette! And so many exclamation points!!!
Quote of today's movie: "Isn't physics basically Geometry?"
Bad action. Bad dialogue. Bad acting. And a special appearance by Gordon Ramsey forcibly shoving a Triscuit in your mouth just like in your fantasy. You're welcome.
June and Harvy talk shit through XXX: The Return of Xander Cage (2017).
2023-11-241h 38Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 136- D-RailedHappy Halloween! Made it by the skin of our teeth. In a surprise twist, we accidentally watched a Halloween movie. This movie is about a train and murder mystery dinner and ghosts and a monster under the water which is where the train ended up because of reasons. It's really dumb but you should listen and learn the truth about what happens when you poop on a train.
June and Harvy talk shit through D-Railed (2018).
2023-11-011h 28Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 135- I Still Know What You Did Last SummerSummer is over! We watched this when it was still summer but because of procrastination, it is only coming to you now so you're welcome. Julie James wins a trip to the Bahamas to be attempted murdered for the thing she did not do last summer but rather the summer before. But all's well that ends well. Or is it?!
June and Harvy talk shit through I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
2023-09-301h 43Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 134- UnderwaterThank you Ted Bundy's wee-wee! This is a movie about needing friends, you can't survive an ancient sea monster (or play foosball) alone. We discuss cream pies and moon pies and all things unrelated to the movie.
June and Harvy talk shit through Underwater (2020).
2023-09-011h 34Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 133- Drive AngryNicholas Cage escapes hell and joins forces with Amber Heard to rescue his granddaughter from a cult. But none of that is important. June is a birth doctor, she does births. Ostriches are nine feet tall. And June and Harvy start a band called Sould Fraud and THE Donkey. We've created a whole new genre of music, adding river dance, acrobatics, and a miming donkey.
June and Harvy talk shit through Drive Angry (2011).
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2023-07-301h 28Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 132- XXX: State of the UnionConsider this a late 4th of July gift to appease the spirit of George Washington. No idea what happens in this movie other than we hated it. But it isn't a complete loss as we discuss the idea of starting an Only Fans for those with a urine/cheese fetish (which directly relates to our viewing of the first XXX movie) and talk about buying pictures of feet on the internet.
June and Harvy talk shit through XXX: State of the Union (2005). Hit that follow button wherever you listen and follow us on Instagram @june_harvy.
2023-07-081h 34Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 131- AblazeLots of dumb idiots make lots of dumb idiot decisions leading to an entire city (and many of the inhabitants) being on fire. They all deserve it and apparently "stop, drop, and roll" was not in the curriculum at whatever dumb idiot school they all attended. Complete nonsense.
June and Harvy talk shit through Ablaze (2001).
2023-06-181h 37Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 130- Battle of the DamnedDolf. Zombies. Robots. How could this promising premise turn out to be so boring? Dolf has to rescue Jude from a sex cult. It's her birthday. She's also pregnant. Slow, weak zombies. Slow, old Dolf. Robot arms flail. The world is saved?
The movie sucks but June and Harvy are happy to debut two new products. The sleep skirt (at around 24 minutes) and the pregnancy test birthday candle (at around 32 minutes).
Come watch with us. June and Harvy talk shit through Battle of the Damned (2013).
Follow us wherever you listen and on Instagram...2023-05-071h 23Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 129- The Ice RoadIn honor of winter finally ending we decided to release a movie about people being cold in a dangerous place. Liam Neeson must get a Christmas tree to a mine to save trapped miners but there is sabotage and lots and lots of nonsense. It's not good but watch it anyway then listen to us talk about it!
June and Harvy talk shit through The Ice Road (2021).
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2023-04-231h 43Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 128- Scream 3In honor of Scream IV coming out in 2022 we watched Scream 3. In honor of Scream VI coming out this weekend, we are finally releasing Scream 3. June and Harvy are on Gail bang watch, Jaime Kennedy had a prank show where he only pranked his grandma, and we announce our new project: the Playboy Channel.
June and Harvy talk shit through Scream 3 (2000).
2023-03-111h 54Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 127- Abraham Lincoln: Vampire HunterThis is the perfect example of a movie you should watch before you listen to the podcast. In lieu of discussing the film we talk about typhoid, Harvy the hand sniffer (only clean hands need apply), Bob Cratchett, the weight-bearing load of top hats, Jesus commercials (pre-super bowl), and animals that abandon their young. All in all this movie gets an extremely out of 10.
June and Harvy talk shit through Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
2023-02-201h 45Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 126- Collateral DamageWe're really just posting this one for context. Brief synopsis: Arnold showers with his son, his son dies via terrorism, Arnold hunts down the killer and replaces his family with a new one. But the movie is so boring June and Harvy really latch on to that first part and will continue to do so at every given opportunity until we stop thinking it's funny.
June and Harvy talk shit through Collateral Damage (2002).
2023-02-051h 47Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 125- FirestormIn honor of playoff football, we're bringing you a former football star fighting fires and kicking ass in a barely cohesive movie about what not to do in a fire emergency. It's a mess but at least it's a fun mess.
June and Harvy talk shit through Firestorm (1998).
2023-01-221h 32Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 124 12 Disasters of ChristmasWarning: this movie doesn't contain 12 disasters, at best there are three, half of them happen before the movie starts. JC and her parents Mary and Joseph (yup) try to survive some stuff (ice spears from above, cold fog, rouge electricity and a dome, an explody dome-- insert eye-roll). As if these "disasters" aren't enough, a Nazi-ish man named Kane wants to burn JC at the stake (yup). Somehow these things are linked to the Mayans. But don't worry, JC stops the end of the world with the superpowers she gets from the five golden rings (yup).
June...2022-12-191h 29Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 123- Santa with MusclesIn this lost treasure of Christmas films, the Hulky Trinity- Hulk the Hulk, Hulk the Blake, and Hulk the Santa Clause, gets a bonk on the head and has to save a box full of orphans. Mila Kunis is one of the orphans- a genius who uses big words like vibration and a master seamstress who wants Hulk to dress like a gay stripper.
Hulk must defeat an evil germaphobe with a mission to make orphans suffer? Or steal some crystals? Or...something. Who knows and who cares. June and Harvy talk shit through Santa with Muscles (1996).2022-12-111h 43Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 122- Blade TrinityExcuse the audio, we're still learning. Happy belated Thanksgiving and in honor of the Christmas season we watched Blade Trinity because...Jesus. Loads of vampire nonsense here plus Ryan Reynolds, Parker Pissy, Jessica Biel, and the transcendent Wesley Snipes. June and Harvy talk shit through Blade Trinity (2004).
2022-11-271h 50Sh*t Show with June and HarvyHalloween: H20Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This could have been a decent reboot of Laurie Strode 20 years later but too few kills makes this one stumble a bit. Better than whatever the hell Halloween Ends was supposed to be so at least there's that. Josh Harnett has terrible hair.
2022-10-311h 35Sh*t Show with June and HarvyHalloween: ResurrectionHappy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This one is so bad Jamie Lee made them kill her in the first ten minutes (spoiler alert). A bunch of college kids film a reality show in Michael's od house. What could go wrong?
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Sh*t Show with June and HarvyHalloween 6: The Curse of Michael MyersHappy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This one stars our brother Pudd Rudd and makes absolutely no sense. There's a baby in a bus station and little else is clear.
2022-10-311h 36Sh*t Show with June and HarvyHalloween 3: Season of the WitchHappy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. Let's start with the worst of the bunch, a crap fest about Halloween masks powered by the dark magic of Stonehenge to kill children or some other nonsense. Enjoy.
2022-10-311h 36Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 121- CrawlSorry for the audio issues, apparently after recording more than 150 episodes, we still don't know what we're doing. Anyway. In this episode, Beth or Haley is a great swimmer and her dad buys drugs which somehow gets him trapped in his basement during a hurricane. As if that isn't bad enough, there are some large gators looking to make friends. There is also a backstory involving Haley's (or Beth's) twin sister Beth (or Haley) who faked her own drowning to go to Hollywood to be a star.
June and Harvy talk shit through Crawl (2019).
2022-10-161h 29Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 120- TMNT 2Welcome to spooky October. We've been dropping the ball a lot lately so this one isn't technically spooky but oh well. We watched this ages ago. Caution-- mass confusion ahead. We thought we were going to watch Scream 2...we already watched Scream 2 (see Episode 81). As for the movie we did watch? Lame. But we're fun so listen anyway.
June and Harvy talk shit through TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze (1995).
2022-10-091h 35Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 119- Moonfall
Patrick Swayze and Holly Berry team up with Sam Wise Gamgee to stop the moon from falling out of orbit, AI gone homicidal, or moon aliens from sucking our faces. Or something. This may or may not be an extended Porche commercial. Terrible CGI, convoluted plot, and conspiracy therapists. Oh, and space travel is only possible with the help of a naked giant.
June and Harvy talk shit through Moonfall (2022).
2022-08-072h 00Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 118- Skyscraper
The Rock takes an explosion to the face and has his leg amputated. He marries the sturgeon surgeon who saved his pretty face. Fast forward to their future which includes a child with asthma. Now the Rock must save his family from a ridiculous skyscraper in the most ridiculous of ways.
June and Harvy talk shit through Skyscraper (2018).
2022-05-291h 37Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 117- White House DownPotato (Channing Tatum) wants to be a Secret Service agent. Sad potato doesn't get the job but takes happy Tater Tot on a tour of the White House. Other stuff happens in the movie while we discuss Christian POGS and pitch our very good idea for a Rom-Com with a twist starring Hillary "Puppies" Swank and friend of the show, Nicholas Cage.
June and Harvy talk shit through White House Down (2013). Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy to see pictures of the cringy Christian POGS.
2022-05-011h 57Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 116- Gemini ManThe Shit Show with June and Harvy is a podcast in which we watch a movie and talk through it. If you've never seen the movie you'll probably be lost. This is especially true this week, we fast-forwarded through all the parts which might have explained what was going on.
In this film, Will Smith, your friend, and mine but not Chris Rock's hangs out with a lady (Shrek) while trying to avoid being assassinated by a younger version of himself (Cloth). That's about all we know. We also practice our ASMR so we wouldn't advise operating h...2022-04-041h 48Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 115- Leprechaun OriginsHappy St. Patty's Day! The creators of this movie made some...interesting choices about how to portray the Leprechaun and ruined it in the process. We rehash the conversations we already had during the far superior first Leprechaun movie. Come watch with us. June and Harvy talk shit through Leprechaun Origins (2014).
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2022-03-171h 25Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 114- ValentineHappy Valentines Day! If you're feeling lonely listen to us watch Valentine and be thankful you're alone instead of being stalked by a slasher. Join Katherine Heigl, toilet water head, and maggot mouth as they try to survive being mean girls who make very questionable hygienic decisions. June and Harvy talk shit through (and play FMK...roommate) Valentine (2001).
2022-02-131h 38Sh*t Show with June and HarvyMovie Rewind: Lake PlacidIn honor of the late great Betty White, we're re-releasing a fan favorite. Not only will you have the honor of being reintroduced to Pap Schmear Cola but you will also be reminded of what a cool old broad Betty was. June and Harvy talk shit through Lake Placid (1999).
2022-01-021h 35Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 113- PoseidenHappy New Year! A very large cruise ship plots to and succeeds in murdering America's sweetheart Fergie. Multiple plot lines designed to get us to care flail around and reach no conclusion. But can we hope that this is an analogy for us all escaping the sinking ship of 2021 and being rescued by the helicopter of 2022? Probably not. June and Harvy talk shit through Poseiden (2006)
2022-01-011h 31Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 112- Christmas IcetastropheHere's a taste of what you're in store for based on June's Google searches during the movie: meteorologist, who studies meteors, flocking, flock of sheep, bloody in England, and delayed drowning. Hope you have a very Merry Christmas filled with handsome men and baby Jesus's coming to earth in a heaven/hell meteor. June and Harvy talk shit through "Christmas Icetastrophe" (2014).
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2021-12-241h 35Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 111- San AndreasOne moment of mistaken sperm took this movie to a whole different place. The Rock flies the world's most fuel-efficient, convenient, and sturdy helicopter all across California to save his family from earthquakes and tsunamis. But he cannot save his other daughter. She's already dead, drowned in a vat of sperm as far as we can tell. June and Harvy talk shit through San Andreas (2015).
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2021-11-161h 47Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 110- Halloween H2OYeah, we're late...we did it for you so you could go on enjoying Halloween while Christmas rapidly encroaches. Josh Hartnet has really bad hair. That's about tall there is to take from this one- low body count, unimpressive scares, and a waste of what could have been a decent redo 20 years later. June and Harvy talk shit through Haloween: H2O (1998).
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2021-11-061h 35Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 109- Triple XA man named Xavier Xavierson pees on Samual L. Jackson's cheese and we got an action flick. June and Harvy talk shit through xXx (2002).
New episodes released when we feel like it. Follow us on Instagram @ june_harvy.
2021-10-241h 58Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 108- SlitherJenna Fischer is in this movie. Jenna Fischer taught June how to floss. Neither of those facts is relevant to what we watched. June and Harvy talk shit through Slither (2006).
2021-09-071h 39Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 107- Jurassic Park 3We put on a dinosaur movie and Googled: 1) Did Jesus save everybody from hell? 2) Reptar on Ice 3) Revelations 10:12 4) Fossil fuels definition 5) crows bringing gifts 6) crows talking. So, if dinosaurs aren't your jam but Jesus and crows are, this is the podcast for you. June and Harvy talk shit through Jurassic Park 3 (2001).
2021-08-101h 36Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 106- The Zero BoysHave you ever heard of this one? If you have, gold star for you. Pretty forgettable horror pic with an identity crisis. But you don't listen to us for the movie! You listen to hear our hilarious jokes and commentary. June and Harvy talk shit through The Zero Boys (1986).
2021-07-101h 37Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 105- DownThis is a hidden gem. You've never heard of it because nobody knows what the name of this movie is. The Lift. Down. The Shaft. Nothing that happens makes any sense but there is plenty of death to make up for it. Except for the dog. The dog does not die! We refuse to accept any other outcome. June and Harvy talk shit through Down a.k.a. The Lift, The Shaft (2001)
2021-05-011h 56Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 104- CliffhangerRenny is back! And there were not nearly enough explosions. Oh well, Rambo hangs around, marries a horse (or two), and destroys a lot of money. We're pretty sure that's what this movie is about anyway. June and Harvy talk shit through Cliffhanger (1993).
2021-04-041h 53Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 103- Blind FuryA guy loses his vision in Vietnam, is trained to sword fight, gets involved with some shady dealings/kidnapping/murder, travels to Reno, drives, plays roulette, starts a riot, and saves the day by chopping a man in half and throwing him off of Mount Everest. June and Harvy talk shit through Blind Fury (1989).
2021-03-221h 23Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 102- The CoreKnock, knock? Who's there? You're an idiot! In a tale as old as time, humorless Hillary Swank must save the planet by restarting the Earth's core. Will she survive? Will she ever tell a joke? June and Harvy tell a lot of jokes through The Core (2003).
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Sh*t Show with June and Harvy15 Minute Movie Fix- Ghosts of Mars- Escape from an Epic RaveThe Shit Show is a podcast in which we watch a movie with our eyeballs and describe it to you for your ear holes. In the 15 Minute Movie fix, we write and produce an alternate movie based on our observations, jokes we made while watching, and a sprinkle of what we wish the movie had been. This time we take on Ghosts of Mars so buckle in if you like acid, trains, bad voice acting, and a montage of Harvy attempting to say the word "patented."
Sound Credits:
All Planet sounds from space (Aryan Nobakht)2021-02-1915 min
Sh*t Show with June and HarvyMovie Rewind- Ghosts of MarsWelcome back to the second edition of Movie Rewind where we take our best moments from a previously released episode and give it to you bite sized.
We landed a thing on Mars again! Will the Perseverance encounter any Martian Ghosts? Probably not and we wish we hadn't either. Best as we can tell some lady popped a bunch of acid and witnessed an epic rave fueled by Martian bath salts. Ice Cube is in attendance and pretty much everybody dies. June and Harvy talked shit through Ghosts of Mars (2001).
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Sh*t Show with June and Harvy10 Minute Movie Fix: "Deep Blue Sea: Fatal Attraction"The Shit Show is a podcast in which we watch a movie with our eyeballs and describe it to you for your ears. Here we have created an alternate movie based on our observations and what we believe the movie “should have been about, it’s not good nor does it make any sense so...enjoy…or don’t it’s your life. Welcome to June and Harvy’s ten-minute movie fix: “Deep Blue Sea: Fatal Attraction”
Sound credits:
Ocean lapping sounds- Nikhill Kumar
Water splash: Sounds Recorded
Submarine sound effect: oldstuff4all...2021-02-0709 minSh*t Show with June and HarvyMovie Rewind- Deep Blue SeaWelcome to the first Movie Rewind where we take our best moments from a previously released episode and give it to you bite-sized. In this shit storm, our favorite director Renny Harlin takes his explosive personality under the sea. Will Swarmy the Smuggler and friends be murdered by the super-smart shark? Or will female scientist save the day? Listen to find out. June and Harvy talked shit through Deep Blue Sea (1999).
2021-02-0731 minSh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 101- Deep RisingThis movie was a kick-ass, action slash horror slash comedy slash campy fantasy movie. Fanny tries to steal jewels, ends up locked away putting her butt on the tomatoes. Terrorists arrive, lots of brutal death, excellent horror of melted bodies, a half-digested man, not great monster reveal, and massive explosions. Where has this movie been all our lives? And what the hell was that ending? June and Harvy talk shit through Deep rising (1998).
2021-01-311h 44Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode100- Mimic 2Because all of you seemed to like this first one so much. Man-sized bugs attack a biology teacher. The biology teacher takes sad polaroids because men make her cry and she likes to document her pain. The bug man is in love with her and wants to kill all the men in her life in order to mate. We still don't get a bug impregnation and that's pretty freaking disappointing. June and Harvy talk shit through Mimic 2 (2001).
2021-01-201h 24Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 99- Silent Night, Deadly NightCrazy holiday killers love their milk and really hate it when anybody has sex. 2020 has been a dumpster fire, so we plan on slashing our way through the rest of the year. June and Harvy talk shit through Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984).
2020-12-061h 35Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 98- Blood RageUnsurprisingly, this Thanksgiving slasher doesn't make any sense but anything is better than Thankskilling. Everybody in this movie is a little crazy with the possible exception of Karen. Awful senseless soundtrack. Decent, senseless slayings and a tall glass of milk at dinner. And who knows what the hell the mom is ever doing? June and Harvy talk shit through Blood Rage (1987).
2020-11-291h 28Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 97- Invasion USAChristmas comes early this year! Armadillos, Lego, and Chuck Norris...but nothing actually related to the plot of this movie. What else is new? June and Harvy talk shit through Invasion USA (1985).
2020-11-151h 52Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 96- Halloween: The Curse of Michael MeyersDoes anybody know what this movie is about? We never figured it out. But Happy Halloween anyway! June and Harvy talk shit through Halloween 6 (1995).
2020-11-011h 36Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 95- Night of the Demons (2009)So many technical difficulties just to watch a truly terrible movie with no subtitles. And since we had no idea what they were saying, we had no choice but to make up our own dialogue. Don't bother with this one, watch (and listen to us discuss) the original. June and Harvy talk shit through Night of the Demons (2009).
2020-10-221h 42Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 94- EvolverListen to us eat Skittles for 15 minutes then spend the rest of the movie trying to understand why this movie is rated R. Boobies, a reasonable amount of violence, and one F-bomb. This one didn't even suck that bad, think of it like a more violent Short Circuit. June and Harvy talk shit through Evolver (1995).
2020-10-051h 45Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 93- Intruder (1989)This is actually quite the hidden gem and we rather enjoyed it...you wouldn't know it because we spend most of the movie replacing words that start with the letter "g" with the word "Coronavirus" and playing sound effects game. June and Harvy babble nonsense through Intruder (1989).
New episodes whenever we get around to posting them. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
2020-09-151h 46Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 92- Cutthroat IslandSynopsis: A Dodo Bird with a dense head has a pigskin treasure map, leg pants, and a monkey. Everything explodes (because Renny) and the good guys win. June and Harvy talk shit through Cutthroat Island (1995).
2020-08-261h 59Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 91- Jaws 3-DHappy Shark Week!. For this week's episode, we watch a group of thespians get together to make one of the worst shark movies ever (and we've watched Sharknado and Santa Jaws). Let's see...water skiing pyramids, Dennis Quaid waters a dog, there's an obstruction, and a shark that doesn't actually need to move his (her?) body in order to swim at the speed of light. June and Harvy talk shit through Jaws 3-D (1983).
2020-08-101h 58Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 90- CatwomanWe knew what we were getting into and yet we're always a little surprised at how bad a movie can be. Also, massive technology issues. June and Harvy talk shit through Catwoman (2004).
2020-07-301h 45Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 89- SteelShaq is seven feet tall, which explains every discrepancy, question, or concern about this or any movie ever. Period. June and Harvy talk shit through Steel (1997).
New episodes every other week. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
2020-07-061h 49Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 88- RelicA shoe brush purse monster is unleashed on a museum and a fancy gala...but he looks less like a shoe brush and more like Rocksteady. This is a week and a day late but it made it! June and Harvy talk shit through Relic (1997).
New episodes every other Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
2020-06-222h 03Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 87- Howard the DuckThis movie is awesome, brave, clever, dangerous, exciting, fun, great, hilarious, intelligent...you know what...it's not, it's none of those things. But June and Harvy prove that they know words and the alphabet. Join us for this shit show which might be the shittiest show of them all. June and Harvy talk shit through Howard the Duck (1986).
New episodes every other Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
2020-05-311h 56Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 86- Cabin FeverWe're baa-aack! June and Harvy took a social distancing break but came back atcha to watch Cabin Fever. This week we fall down a rabbit hole: it started with wondering how many Bert's there are in America and ended with Jesus in a ball pit. Also, Karen comes in and Karen's all over this movie. June and Harvy talk shit through Cabin Fever (2002).
New episodes every other Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
2020-05-171h 52Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 85- Disturbing BehaviorA teenage boy and his family move to a strange little island village where people punch each other a lot. He befriends John Conner and a pretty girl who may or may not be awake at any given moment. There is a doctor doing mind control on all the teenagers which makes them hang out at Yogurt Shoppes and punch people. And the "good guys" punch some poor woman in an asylum. But it has a happy ending when the pied piper comes along and leads all of the rat children off a cliff. June and Harvy talk shit...2020-05-031h 32Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 84- Pee-Wee's Big AdventureUh...a man child has his bike stolen and encounters a lot of really uncomfortable situations which cause you to question why this man is famous, why he was allowed to behave this way, and why the hell are you watching it? Also, Tim Burton directed it so...we question everything we know about life. June and Harvy talk shit through "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" (1985).
New episodes every other Sunday. Follow us on Instagram @June_Harvy.
2020-04-191h 46Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 83- DarkmanDisney princesses, safe-words in case our identities are ever stolen and or we are mistakenly presumed dead, and ventriloquism, lots, and lots of ventriloquism. Need a quick laugh? Skip to 58 minutes and listen for Harvy in a dumpster performing ventriloquism for an audience of banana buddy, condom buddy and used condom buddy in a tuxedo. June and Harvy talk shit through Darkman (1990).
New episodes every other Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
2020-04-051h 54Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 82- VirusComing at you during the collapse of society and lucky you that means more episodes will be headed your way, what with the lack of places to go and people to see. So, hunker down with June and Harvy while we discuss fascinating topics such as: what is the difference between a bay and a gulf and a sea? And what is the definition of "cy" "borg" and "clops"? June and Harvy talk shit through Virus (1999).
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2020-03-221h 40Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 81- Scream 2There is a time and a place to whittle and where he is whittling is inappropriate! Whittling is an activity best done alone...this is not a euphemism for masturbation. So, you could either whittle alone during this time of forced social distancing or you could whittle while you listen to your two pals June and Harvy talk shit through Scream 2 (1997). If you're looking for a quick laugh and don't feel like sitting through the whole episode, fast forward to the one hour time slot, you won't be sorry.
New episodes every other Sunday and keep an...2020-03-152h 03Sh*t Show with June and Harvy10 Minute Movie Fix: "Deep Blue Sea: Fatal Attraction"The Shit Show is a podcast in which we watch a movie with our eyeballs and describe it to you for your ears. Here we have created an alternate movie based on our observations and what we believe the movie “should have been about, it’s not good nor does it make any sense so...enjoy…or don’t it’s your life. Welcome to June and Harvy’s ten-minute movie fix: “Deep Blue Sea: Fatal Attraction”
Sound credits:
Ocean lapping sounds- Nikhill Kumar
Water splash: Sounds Recorded
Submarine sound effect: oldstuff4all...2020-03-0709 minSh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 80- The RingA child-sized drunk who can't get a job, and his wife, watch a terrifying videotape which will kill them in seven days if they can't figure out the mystery of the chick in the well. While this is taking place June and Harvy discover the three rules of American flags: 1. You can't have two flags in the same room at the same time (it confuses your political affiliation). 2. Don't let your flag touch the ground. 3. You can't burn them...wait, no, you can burn them but only if they do touch the ground and you do it respectfully. But...2020-03-011h 56Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 79- Masters of the UniverseUh...Skeletor wants the cosmic key so he can keep the woman in white trapped but the key is on Earth and Courtney Cox's boyfriend can use the key because he puts the stuff he finds on the ground in his mouth...?
June and Harvy talk shit through Masters of the Universe (1987)
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2020-02-161h 46Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 78- Mac and MeIn this horrifying rip-off of good 80's movies, a family of sex doll aliens accidentally come to Earth have an absolutely traumatizing experience but decide to become American citizens anyway...because they were immediately indoctrinated by capitalism, Mc Donalds, and life-saving (no seriously) Coca-Cola. We reveal that Paul Rudd is our brother...okay, we're kidding Pudd Rudd is our brother...you know what...nevermind. June and Harvy talk shit through Mac and Me (1988).
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2020-02-021h 41Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 77- Back to the Future Part 3Delorean blah blah blah, dead Doc, cowboys, trains, pie tins, blah, blah, creepy crotch pointing children, blah. But most importantly what's in Clara's case? We vote for old-timey vibrator powered by...electricity...steam...gasoline? Also, we try not to disagree with each other which sends us into an existential tailspin. And before you say it, we know it's the flux capacitor alright?! June and Harvy talk shit through Back to the Future Part 3 (1990).
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2020-01-192h 07Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 76- Tremors 2Never fear listener, we've gotten back in the podcast game and boy do we have a doozy for you! Some things we discuss unrelated to the movie: dead mouse tea, Quinn, our lack of dignity, blowing up the moon, who and what has a soul, Jesus 's hatred of skulls, Ted Bundy, Paul Harvey, and Graboid vulvae. Oh yeah, this is a movie about a couple of a-holes who drive around blowing up vibrating wormy people for money...and then the vibrating wormy people become wormy people persons...who knows. Remember: Your fears are just a reflection of yourself...2020-01-121h 38Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 75- Black ChristmasThis one has it all. Incest. Eyeball gouging (and eating). Back skin cookies. Jaundice. Shoddy construction. Mommy issues. Sharp Christmas trees. Paul Harvey. Cotton ball snow. And now you know the rest of the story. June and Harvy talk shit through Black Christmas (2006).
2019-12-221h 37Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 74- Batman ReturnsIn this Christmas classic a bat, a cat, and a penguin have disagreements. Penguin is born a monster so his Dad (Pee-Wee Herman) throws him off a bridge. He floats into the sewer and is raised by penguins. The people of Gotham "flush flesh flish" to keep the penguins alive. Penguin emerges with some sort of plan to do something. And if you fall from a high place and get licked by cats you get to be Catwoman, a cautionary tale for all the cat ladies out there. Oy. Also, full of Christmas spirit, June and Harvy bicker about...2019-12-152h 06Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 73- FrozenPoor decisions, poor survival skills, and poor use of cold-weather gear. Three dum-dums take a bad situation and make it much worse. And also, don't go snowboarding with June, she'll definitely abandon you for her own gains. June and Harvy talk shit through Frozen (2010). Not that one! Haha, December Fools!
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Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 72- Addams Family ValuesHappy Turkey Day! We watched Addams Family Values so naturally long discussions about headgear and the physics of gravity occur. We didn't hate it, we thought it was just fine which is as good as you're gonna get from us. Oh, and also, it was not a bloody tampon thank heavens. June and Harvy talk shit through Addams Family Values (1993).
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2019-11-241h 30Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 71- Hollow ManKevin Bacon goes invisible for science and spends the whole time molesting, raping, and killing spirit speakers, dogs, and former lovers. Technical difficulties, the dog does die, and penises so drinking abounds. Quote of the show: "You wouldn't want to let an invisible virgin loose on the streets." June and Harvy talk shit through Hollow Man (2000).
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2019-11-171h 49Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 70- Alien vs. PredatorTo be fair we watched this movie several weeks ago. We didn't know what it was about when we watched it and we still have no idea. But we started with technical difficulties so drink. June and Harvy talk shit through Alien vs. Predator (2004).
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2019-11-101h 41Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 69- The HappeningMarkie Mark makes a movie. He is a science teacher. He is married to Zooey Deschanel. They are unhappy. Mother Nature is really unhappy. People die. Markie and Zooey live. They get pregnant. Everybody is happy. Except for France and the guy who should've brought his bicycle home. And of course, except for June and Harvy and pretty much anybody else who saw this movie. June and Harvy talk shit through The Happening (2008).
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2019-11-031h 28Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 68- Halloween IIIFour more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Four more days to Halloween, we hate this movie. It's like Goosebumps, the Haunted Mask, but way less scary...and with Stonehenge..and robots for some reason. And since this is the worst thing ever made, come drink with us instead of watching, we have updates to the June and Harvy drinking game. June and Harvy talk shit through Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982).
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2019-10-271h 36Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 67- CursedBLB-BLB-BLB. Hi, and Happy Halloween! This movie should be called Red Herring...or Full Circle (like the moon and Christina Ricci's forehead)...or the only jump scares in this movie are Joshua Jackson surprising everyone. If Harvy is sick June won't touch him. Lance Bass is here to say, "This is my beard. I like to call her Sally. I know Justin Timberlake." And Harvy has a unique approach to conquering a maze of mirrors. Also, we're not sure if this is a werewolf movie or a vampire movie. June and Harvy talk shit through Cursed (2005).
New...2019-10-201h 55Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 66- Jeepers Creepers 3This movie is boring and makes absolutely no sense (in the timeline it is sandwiched between the first and second movies and there's a Jeepers killing squad...?) so the discussion centers on chewing tobacco and the Purge. June and Harvy talk shit through Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017).
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2019-10-131h 28Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 65- Night of the DemonsHappy Halloween month. To kick things off we watch Night of the Demons, an underappreciated and quite enjoyable horror flick. Cool cinematography, creepy effects, and sick burns abound, you festering fuck wads. June and Harvy discover the answer to the question they never wanted to have to ask: what is she going to do with that lipstick?! June and Harvy talk shit through Night of the Demons (1988).
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2019-10-061h 38Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 64- Double TeamFor some reason, somebody thought that Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman should pair up and make a movie, whose title would be better suited for a porno. Drink every time a window is smashed, whenever Rodman dyes his hair, and whenever incognito Van Damme appears in a black baseball cap. June and Harvy talk shit through Double Team (1999).
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2019-09-291h 31Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 63- Friday the 13th Part 2Happy Friday the 13th (a couple days ago). For some reason the bulk of the movie discussion revolves around an alternate idea: Jason vs. Jesus. Who would win? What super powers would Jesus have? And this was an accidental full circle as the lore of Friday the 13th's unluckiness relates to Jesus. Just saying.
Part 2 is actually quite enjoyable, bringing us perhaps the smartest and least ridiculous final girl ever (even if she does pee large quantities of goo out of her foot); and white sack masked Jason who is much creepier than the iconic hockey masked...2019-09-151h 32Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 62- Inspector GadgetGo, go, gadget terrible movie. Weak story with none of the charm of the old cartoon. Dr. Claw is a putz and we know we could do better. It's a campy Robocop and time should be taken to create a gritty Inspector Gadget, so we spend much of the movie discussing that. Also, Harvy doesn't believe it's possible to bend over in a non-sexual way. June and Harvy talk shit through Inspector Gadget (1999).
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Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 61- Die Another DayJune and Harvy do accents from all over the world while we follow the hiJINX (get it?) of everybody's favorite sex addict Mr. James Bond (by our count he's boned 58 women). June and Harvy talk shit through Die Another Day (2002).
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2019-08-262h 12Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 60- Starship TroopersSome assholes go fight big bugs so instead of talking about that June and Harvy discuss American Gladiators, how we would recreate the special effects in the movie, and...how much we hate this movie and every character in it. June and Harvy talk shit through Starship Troopers (1997). Come watch with us.
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2019-08-182h 01Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 59- Shark LakeHappy belated Shark Week! Dolph Lundgren crashes his van into Lake Tahoe (not Tahoe) and a shark is released. Five years later the shark is on a killing spree and the Mafia needs Dolph to go get their shark back, otherwise they're going to hurt his daughter. June and Harvy (come watch with us) talk shit through Shark Lake (2015).
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2019-08-061h 35Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 58- Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood OrchidJesus, Jesus part 2, Polo Shirt, LL Cool Jay, Shoulders, a monkey, and others travel to Borneo on a quest to find the exploded vagina which grants eternal life. Should be simple right? Not so fast adventurers, there is poor nighttime navigation, a waterfall, Renny, a psychopath, and of course, large snakes, slithering in their way. June and Harvy talk shit through Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004).
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2019-07-211h 39Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 57- Critters 2The Crites are back (I suppose they never really left) but this time they are disguised as Easter eggs for some reason? Lot's of nonsense, kids on tricycles, huge fucking Critter balls (trademark), and a Playboy model bounty hunter. June and Harvy talk shit through Critters 2 (1988).
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2019-07-141h 20Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 56- Independence Day: ResurgenceAmerica, fuck yeah! To celebrate we watch a movie in which drunken aliens return to Earth to retrieve their porn from the core and a scientist scares the shit out of people by surprising them with a picture of a circle with a line through it. June and Harvy would like to request that we BLOW UP THE MOON (in just the right way), we don't see any downside. June and Harvy: we Google everything so you don't have to and don't pay attention to the movie we're watching (hey, it's better than nothing), talk shit through ID: Resurgence (2016).2019-07-041h 57Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 55- Final Destination 2Welcome to sequel month! We begin with one which will give you nightmares as you set off on your summer road trips. We talk spontaneous human combustion and decapitation...because what else is there to discuss when everybody onscreen dies horrifically? June and Harvy talk shit through Final Destination 2 (2003).
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2019-06-301h 32Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 54- I Know What You Did Last SummerHappy summer everybody! We know what you did this time last year so be more cautious this summer and try not to commit manslaughter because if you do we'll know. Also...hi June here...I'm old and I didn't know there was a song by this name...and it's a love song...I think based on the fifteen seconds I could stand to listen to...would have been cooler if it was about murder...just saying. June and Harvy talk shit through I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on...2019-06-231h 44Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 53- Escape from L.A.If we had only known that this movie was a failed prequel to what had been intended to be the failed sequel Ghosts of Mars perhaps we would have spent our time more wisely. Snake plays basketball, surfs, para-glides and is terrible in any number of other ways while attempting to save the world only to completely destroy it by the end? Whatever. June and Harvy talk shit through Escape from L.A. (1996).
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2019-06-161h 29Sh*t Show with June and HarvyEpisode 52- MimicUh...a disease carried by cockroaches killed a bunch of kids, so...to kill the cockroaches some lady made a super bug...which then grew up to be Jeepers Creepers? Renny makes a guest appearance to blow some shit up but otherwise this movie is boring as shit. June and Harvy talk shit through Mimic (1997).
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