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Talking to MyselfThe Catch UpI have a lot of recordings that I did not import back from may my dudes my bad. I don't even remember what I said in this one cuz I didn't listen to them. I never listen to what I'm said on this stuff cuz then I'll remember that I hate myself and I'm trying this new thing called delusion. Let's hope it works. And I hope you guys enjoy this one.
2024-07-0156 minTalking to MyselfThe Fake comebackI think I figured it out guys. I won't promise to be consistent this time cuz evidently I never am. So I'll try to figure out an easier way for this. I've been doing this thing 3 years now dude how crazy is that. Please enjoy. Oh and new name and new logo. I'll talk about in the next episode. I recorded this one a few days ago and just remembered to upload it now lol.
2024-06-0350 minTalking to MyselfAnother late episodeGuys I'm sorry idek what I was talking about on this one. Seems like the quality of my stuff is just going downhill. I will try to drive it back up tho. This does weigh on my mind. Hope you guys can get a tiny bit of enjoyment out of this piece of shit upload. Thanks. Sorry again.
2024-04-111h 47Talking to MyselfEarly morning episodeI woke up around 7am and immediately had hella thoughts in my head. My brain never shuts off guys. It's never quiet. It's torture. Even in sleep and milliseconds after waking up, it's going 100mph. Please enjoy.
2024-03-171h 51Talking to MyselfThe week episodeI'm changing my format dudes. Small recordings throughout the week. We're still working out the kinks with this shit lfg yes. Latter half was a big disappointment on my end very sorry hope you all enjoy
2024-03-1659 minTalking to MyselfLate weekly upload 2This was recorded over two weeks dude. I'm a fuckin piece of shit. I can't remember what I was talking about.
2024-03-021h 23Talking to MyselfReal weekly episodeI'm planning on doing this weekly now but I forgot to post the last episode after I recorded it and this is the one for this week. I forgot what I was talking about. I hope you enjoy.
2024-02-1350 minTalking to MyselfLate uploadI forgot to upload this shit. I forgot what I was talking about. Hope you guys enjoy.
2024-02-131h 44Talking to MyselfI'm weakThis is me exposing myself as the weak person that I am. Hope you can enjoy this episode of me being a complainy little bitch.
2024-01-2849 minTalking to MyselfVery bad episodeI lost my ability to talk guys. I am scum. I am a nothing person. I have nothing to offer. I have no thoughts. But I chose to record this bullshit than to sleep so im uploading it to justify my constant self sabotage.
2023-10-2631 minTalking to MyselfHeadspace atmFun day with a weird ending. Self diagnosing. Here's what happened. Please enjoy.
2023-09-1851 min2023-09-1215 minTalking to MyselfThe Return/ Dumping my ThoughtsI am back my friends. Sorry it took so long but I got the itch again. Here's me just dumping the thoughts I've been having since I don't have anyone to tell it to. And that is not a negative anymore leshgoo. Please enjoy if any of you are still here.
2023-07-1159 minTalking to MyselfThe Freestyle EpisodeI had nothing in my mind at all when I pressed record but I think it went pretty well. Better than the other episodes I made where I had an idea or two in mind. Welp here's me talking about ice cream I think, coworker stories, and some other shit I forgor. Hope you guys enjoy.
2023-01-1430 minTalking to MyselfThe Food Poisoning EpisodeI gots food poisoning and took the opportunity to record anuva episode. So here it is my friends. Food poisoning brain words.
2022-12-2039 minTalking to MyselfThe Trying to Sleep EpisodeI was trying to sleep and thought this is classic Bumpy Rhode. Just me laying in my bed about to sleep and letting sleepy brain go off. Making this for the episode is fun but it takes away my sleepiness and I'm resenting it very much rn. Anyways I remember talking about my new job and weed. I forgot the last thing I was talking about already holy shit that's so weird. Welp. Please enjoy my friends.
2022-12-1559 minTalking to MyselfThe Returning EpisodeI was walking home alone late at night and I was little wittle scared that a homeless person would bite me and take the possessions I had on my person so it was a prime opportunity to catch up with you lovely folks once again. Sorry it's been a while but here's me talking about whatever I talked about. I forgot already. Please enjoy and thank you very much.
2022-12-1147 minTalking to MyselfPost Flight EpisodeHere's me talking about everything, or what I can remember rn, that's happened post landing in the San frans. Very shitty like this episode. Hope you guys enjoy it.
2022-09-0739 minTalking to MyselfLife Falling Apart EpisodeHella fuckin happened after the last episode. Here's me getting it off my chest since I don't really have anyone to go to for stuff like this. Might as well burden strangers that watch me rather than the people in my life. Hopefully any of you can find joy in this shit. I'm still tryna find it. Oh and yeah I got to add the next recording to the last one so that's why I repeat myself.
2022-08-0842 minTalking to MyselfThe Covid EpisodeI finally got it hehe. Here's me talking about whatever tf while high on covid and the fear of germs in this shitty motel that I will miss once I leave. I can't remember what I was talking about like usual. Please enjoy.
2022-06-1934 minTalking to MyselfLaying on the grass episodeI was laying on the grass in this episode so it's called the laying on the grass episode. Very very chill very very what I've been wanting. Hopefully I get to do it again soon. I don't like the ants crawling on my neck tho. Here's me just getting shit off my mind for a minute. Hope you enjoy.
2022-05-2337 minTalking to MyselfDepressing Maui episodeI had to make this one a bit of a downer to release a little. Sorry guys.
2022-04-2121 minTalking to MyselfThe everywhere episodeI can't remember what I was talking about but I remember saying I won't remember what I was talking about so I won't be able to write whatever I usually write in these. Please enjoy.
2022-04-0924 minTalking to MyselfBruh2 minute episode HAHAHAH. Maybe I should keep my shit short like this so I could do more more often. Meh idk. I guess I'll just do what I can. I'll figure it out.
2022-04-0201 minTalking to MyselfWaiting for my mom episodeIt's my birthday. I wanna sleep but I gotta wait for my mom to get home so I could let her in cuz she don't got no keys to this bizitch. Here's me talking about my burfday, I think me jogging?, and my recent biking adventures.
2022-04-0114 minTalking to MyselfQuality not quantity episodeI waited too long to start recording. I'm very annoyed rn. The flow was so good. But it's cool. So yeah this is the quality not quantity episode lolski. This one I'm actually really confident in idky. So yeah hope you guys enjoy me talking about what I talked about. I can't remember anymore wtf.
2022-02-1917 minTalking to MyselfQuarantine episodeI finally found an opportunity to make another episode guuuys. Here's me talking about random shit cuz I'm in quarantine right now. Literally just been here for barely a day and a half. Please enjoy. But if you don't then that's okay. I kinda don't want to upload anymore. It's been a while.
2022-01-1354 minTalking to MyselfCut too early episodeI feel like such a loser having to hide this shit HAHAH. My uncle came home from work and I heard his keys go into the door and I said bye like a bitch HAHAHA. Here's me talking about my friend, more Vegas stuff that I think I already talked about in the last episode, meeting my friend's girlfriend and a bit about my social anxiety. Fuck that shit. Hope you enjoy. My energy felt a little dead.
2021-12-0424 minTalking to MyselfVegas Trip Review-ishThis is just me alone in the car while my mom was at Ross. Pretty chill dude I liked the feel of just hanging out there. Here's me talking mostly about my Vegas trip, but my mom walked up on me lol. I didn't even notice her. Alright hope you guys enjoy.
2021-11-2714 minTalking to MyselfUniversal CityWalk episodeI wasn't bored but I felt like I could do something small here idk. Kinda sucked tbh. This is me talking about today briefly. Please enjoy.
2021-11-1706 minTalking to MyselfWarm up episodeThis one kinda sucked dude. Im tryna get back to where I was. I remember feeling more casual about doing this, but now it's like kinda forced for me and I'm sorry. Not much has been going on recently. Anyway, here's me talking about how sexism is funny, I found a phone, and I think more friends shit sorry about that.
2021-11-0827 minTalking to MyselfSorry I'm backHoly fuck it's been so long. Sorry my dude. Just a little update, I couldn't get to record any longer, I was shitting. Okay yeah that's it this is what's been going on. Hopefully I can do one again sooner and explain more.
2021-11-0811 minTalking to MyselfSorry guysNo episode today. No energy in my voice. It will be very very very fuckin bad if I force it. Quality not quantity lolski. Sorry guys. I told myself I would start doing this every Sunday and this is the first Sunday since I told myself that and I'm already not doing it. It sucks. But it's okay I'll make up for it this week I promise. Sorry guys.
2021-08-2901 minTalking to MyselfAlien/world/ocean talk, swimming, minimalismMy brain was nowhere near foggy because I'm not sleepy ha ha ha. Special announcement: I want to be more consistent with this shit so maybe this will be weekly from now on. So yeah here's me talking about aliens and how the world might end and the deep ocean, my not being able to swim/drowning stories, and being a future minimalist my guy I can't wait. Btw I hope you like the new logo cuz I do and now that I think of it idc if you dont lolski it's staying up boi.
2021-08-2057 minTalking to MyselfChildhood stories, reconnecting with old friends, boxing/mma talkHistoric moment in The Bumpy Rhode Podcast. I stood this whole episode. So yeah here's me talking about shit from my neighborhood, finally getting back in touch with my friends from the states, and also finally talking about my aspirations of boxing and training UFC.
2021-08-1059 minTalking to MyselfFood addict, cooking, some random stories and veneers!!!I've been sleeping late lately and I hate it. And doing this episode has made me sleep late again so that sucks. But this episode was pretty cool you know. Or at least I think it was. I hope you enjoy it my guy. So here's me talking about getting fat cuz I can't say no, cooking pot foods is scawy, random stories I have and VENEERS BEING FUCKIN CHEAP AF IN TURKEY.
2021-08-0155 minTalking to MyselfDreams, shows & streaming services, side hustlesI thought hard to remember how I started this episode for a normal title. This episode was the first episode in a while that felt natural and idk it just kept flowing you know. I felt it, but I don't listen to my shit so I'm hoping it sounded and felt natural to you guys too. So here's me talking about a dream I had, good shows and dumb streaming services, and making da money with da side hassow.
2021-07-3056 min2021-07-2826 minTalking to MyselfThank you, bod probs, snekThese past couple of episodes have sucked ass lately, but this one idk I have more confidence in this one. Ive been having a weird couple of days lately too so it's cool to know I probably don't suck at this. So yeah this is me starting mushy for the real one, then go into my bitchy body shit, and then my tentative plans to get a slither boi. And thank you again, listener. For real. Thank you.
2021-07-1655 minTalking to MyselfVery bad episodeI tried tonight cuz I really felt like doing it but then once it started, it was just bad. No substance. Just bullshit. Sorry guys. I could just not upload it but idk I have this thing where if I recorded it then fuck it upload it you know? So yeah here it is.
2021-07-1226 minTalking to MyselfI'm lonely, lying, family stuff I thinkI already forgot what I was last talking about. I was second guessing myself a lot in this episode tho I remember that lolski. So yeah here's me second guessing myself about my crippling loneliness that triggers itself at night, my relationship with lying, and things about my family I think. I can't remember. Please enjoy.
2021-07-1135 minTalking to MyselfFuckin friends again and overcoming a fearI fuckin talk about friends again dude. I'm sorry guys. It's starting to annoy me too. Idk if it's even annoying you guys tho but it's annoying me. Alright here. This is me talking about a topic that fuckin irritates me and finally being able to have the option of taking heroin.
2021-07-0936 minTalking to MyselfWhat's been happeningSorry I haven't uploaded in a month. It's been weird here my dudes. Getting imposter syndrome rn. Idky I think people would find my shit interesting but fuck it you know. Here's what's been happening on this side. Maybe I'm getting imposter syndrome cuz of how I'm wording it. HeRe'S aN uPdAtE oN mE. Shut the fuck up. Here's me talking about family guilt, my being lonely, and why I can't be in a relationship. Hope you guys enjoy man. My head hurts. Goodnight.
2021-06-2944 minTalking to MyselfDating apps, Meet Joe Black, shitting on my cousin lolskiSorry I haven't been putting up episodes consistently. I'll try to do more. So here's me talking about a loneliness period in my life where I started using dating apps, a review on the movie Meet Joe Black, and me shitting on my cousin HAHAHA. Please enjoy.
2021-05-2948 minTalking to MyselfLate upload: I don't remember what happenedSorry guys. I recorded this episode on May 24 and it didn't upload for some reason and it's just working now so I'm uploading it. I do not remember wth I was talking about so idk if it's boring lolski.
2021-05-2759 minTalking to MyselfSeminar review, being pathetic in relationships, and some other stuffSorry if this episode was a little boring. I've been cutting off the coffee intake cuz I'm feeling very gross. I forgot to say that when I was recording but yeah it's cool. So here's me talking about the very cool 5 day seminar I took. Then me talking about a pathetic moment I had in a relationship. And you know the usual, some other stuff. Thanks for listening guys. I really doing this. It's really fun and at first I didn't care if I had listeners or not but now it's cool. I appreciate you guys.
2021-05-1846 minTalking to MyselfSeminar, back to friends again, jokesA good title. Dude I thought I lost the audio again. APPARENTLY ANCHOR JUST CHANGED THEIR SHIT. So I didn't lose the old audio. I JUST DID IT WRONG. FUCK. Okay it's okay. It's in the past. Here's me talking about a very very cool 5 day seminar I joined (and I'm very excited about it), back to the topic of friends again. I guess this is big for me I keep coming back to it. And jokes. Sorry for the long layoff btw. This episode explains it.
2021-05-1251 minTalking to MyselfUseless skills, dogs, and I forgot the last obeI remember the first thing I said but not the last thing I literally just said. So weird. Anyway, this is me talking about learning useless skills that have no benefit in my life whatsoever, the most perfect creatures in the world, and other stuff I cannot remember.
2021-05-0143 minTalking to MyselfStaying up late and a lot of other stuff that I do not rememberDude holy shmoly I do not remember what I was talking about. I remember talking about staying up late, but that was the last thing I talked about HAHAH. Yeah so here's me talking about this thing and another thing and staying up late HAHAHAH please enjoy
2021-04-2846 minTalking to MyselfMessing up friendships, the little things you miss, and music tasteDude this one was pretty long I didn't even realize. And I've titling this shiz pretty good recently. Hi 5 me. Anyway, this is me talking about being a fuckin loser and messing up friendships, missing things from the states like seeing the latinos and chicanos, and being a pretentious loser with music. Btw thank you to the person that favorited Bumpy Rhode! I still don't know how you found this but you know it's cool to know I talk about things that entertains somebody. You too first person to listen to my stuff. I appreciate you both! Wet mouth kisses...
2021-04-2749 minTalking to MyselfWarning: Waste of timeWaste of time this one but you can still listen to it if you want lolski
2021-04-2515 minTalking to MyselfI have a listener in overcast?, and some stuff I forgotIT STOPPED RECORDING AND I WAS TALKING FOR SO LONG SO IDK WHEN IT STOPPED SORRY LISTENER. Fuck that's fuckin annoying. Okay so here's me talking about you listener from overcast and idk what else. It doesn't show how long this recorded and how I've been talking to nothing. Damn that fuckin sucks. But oh well I'll still upload it. Btw here's the Instagram account I was talking about making for you to follow listener "bumpyrhodepod". I'll be expecting a follow.
2021-04-2359 minTalking to MyselfTrisha Paytas, people with problems, and some random things that don't relateThis was a very weird episode. I honestly wanted to stop recording and redo it midway, but that's pussy shit so here it is. I talk about my new favorite person Trisha Paytas, my thing about people with problems, and other stuff that are just all over the place. Hope this one is entertaining lolski.
2021-04-2246 minTalking to MyselfOPM, paying homage, leaving family for profit, and some other shizI finally titled it properly yay. I guess I'm not as sleepy. This episode wasn't the best. I felt too in my head idky but it's cool. I got it done. So yeah this is me talking about the music of the mother land, paying homage to the greats, and sacrificing to get the bag. I promise not all episodes will be like this. These were great topics that were poorly executed. Maybe I can redo them later on idk. Let's see.
2021-04-2040 minTalking to MyselfNot belonging, my habits, and some other stuffNvm I couldn't title it properly HAHA. But yeah this one was more connected and felt more natural to do so I guess I'm getting better at talking to myself *while being recorded*. I'm the best at talking to myself already. So yeah this is me talking about how I just don't feel like I belong, my habits that might lead to poor work ethic, and some other stuffs.
2021-04-1839 minTalking to MyselfMy mental health, tiktok rant, trying not to fall asleepI finally remember what happens in this one. I wonder why. I was legit falling asleep in this one. So yeah this is me talking about my mental health and not in the corny way. I rant about yucky tiktok. And me tryna not fall asleep. I made this one very very late so goodnight home slice.
2021-04-1427 minTalking to MyselfChanging name, what I hate, and stuff I can't rememberI really need to at least make bullet points of what to talk about. So unorganized. Anyway, this is me half falling asleep while trying to think normally. I can't remember most of what I said. Let's hope it's entertaining cuz if it's not then wth am I doing this for?
2021-04-1323 minTalking to MyselfHamilton, doggies, and myself... I think.This is the first episode and very first take. I didn't do any retakes and shiz so it's not very good, so don't let this set the mood. I promise it will be better later on for however long I do this. Anyway, I talk about Hamilton, my dogs, and myself I think. I'm very sleepy and I didn't listen to the audio. I can't remember much of what I said.
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