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Unfamously Unwell UnratedHealing or Hoax? Cracking the Code on Wellness FadsClick here to send us your victory and vices!What happens when the wellness industry collides with social media culture? A whole lot of pretty pictures that might be masking unhealed wounds.As we celebrate our one-year podcast anniversary (with nearly 5,000 downloads across 48 countries!), we're taking a hard look at the difference between genuine healing and performative wellness. From theta chambers to colonics, we've tried countless trending treatments over the past year – but has any of it actually helped us grow, or have we just gotten better at packaging our chaos for content?Th...
2025-05-2845 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedMushroom Hunting with the Truffle PigsClick here to send us your victory and vices!What happens when two social drinkers ditch alcohol for a week and try every trendy alternative on the market? From $80 mushroom-infused sparkling waters to THC-laced "spirits," we embarked on a quest to find something—anything—that could replicate the social ease of alcohol without the next-day regrets.The results were surprising. While most expensive alternatives left us unimpressed (and occasionally with upset stomachs), one unexpected winner emerged: functional mushroom gummies that somehow eliminated social anxiety without any mental fog. As we sipped, sampled, and scrutinized each prod...
2025-05-1458 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedClimbing Mount St. FelonClick here to send us your victory and vices!Kaleb and Kyle bravely unpack what it means to return to Knoxville, Tennessee and Sonoma, California as gay adults who've built lives elsewhere. Their contrasting experiences highlight the psychological weight of hometowns for LGBTQ+ individuals. As Kyle notes, "There's a lot of trauma stored in hometowns for gay people."The hosts explore the fascinating psychological shifts that happen when returning to spaces that once felt limiting. They share vulnerable stories about everything from their first time painting their nails (and the shame that initially came with...
2025-04-301h 09Unfamously Unwell UnratedPour Decisions from your Sober SommelierClick here to send us your victory and vices!What happens when a sommelier stops drinking for a month? Kyle shares their experience giving up alcohol for Dry January, revealing surprising insights about social anxiety, habitual cravings, and the cultural normalization of drinking.As a Level 2 sommelier whose job literally requires tasting wine, Kyle found themselves drinking every night – a glass after work that often led to more. The experiment wasn't just about health but about breaking automatic patterns that had formed around alcohol consumption. The results? Discovering that fun, connection, and social confidence don't ac...
2025-04-1654 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedBotox, Backspasms & Demon TwinksClick here to send us your victory and vices!Welcome to Season 3 of Unfamously Unwell! We're kicking things off with a bang as we dive into what might be our most chaotic episode yet.Remember when Kaleb dabbled in witchcraft to help me land my dream job? The spell worked so well that I not only got the position but also scored a raise before even starting. We're talking candles, crystals, milk offerings, and magical aftershocks that apparently got me everything I asked for. Should I be worried about Kaleb's newfound powers? Probably....
2025-04-0257 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedMerry Chrysler! 2024 WrappedClick here to send us your victory and vices!Music isn't just background noise—it's the soundtrack to our lives. On the last episode of 2024, we chat about our top-played songs and how they reflect pivotal events, from energizing gym sessions to emotionally charged concerts. Join us as we explore the magical resonance of favorite artists like Pink and Jess Glynne, and debate Spotify's algorithmic quirks. Listen to how these melodies have become intertwined with our memories, shaping our daily routines and connecting us to deeper emotions.Relationships can be our greatest teachers, and this ye...
2024-12-251h 00Unfamously Unwell UnratedThe Unwelly Awards!Click here to send us your victory and vices!Inspired by the wildest, most unhinged moments of our year, we're bringing the drama with the Unwelly Awards. From our best (and worst) spending habits to hilariously awkward romantic encounters, get ready to hear the juicy details that shaped our year. We're promising you nothing less than a riotous recounting of our adventures, complete with the quirky charm of color stories and cornichons.Money talks, and boy, do we have some stories to share about the art of "unwell" financial decisions! Whether it's indulging in our...
2024-12-181h 04Unfamously Unwell UnratedGhosts of Past, Present & FutureClick here to send us your victory and vices!What if a single holiday could become the compass for your personal transformation? Kaleb reflects on how Halloween became the unexpected marker of life's twists and turns, sparking joy, heartbreak, and self-realization.As we share experiences of personal growth, heartache, and new beginnings, you’ll hear about Kaleb's journey from a rocky relationship-fueled move to Cleveland to the bright opportunities awaiting in Seattle. Halloween serves as a backdrop, showcasing how life changes dramatically over a year—a theme that resonates with anyone navigating the complexities of roma...
2024-12-111h 11Unfamously Unwell UnratedGay Son or Thought Daughter? (feat. Isabella)Click here to send us your victory and vices!What happens when you mix modern dating misadventures with the magical world of Broadway? After a Thanksgiving filled with reflection, "Wicked" had us thinking about defying gravity not just on stage but in our own relationships. This week, Kyle's sister, Isabella, joins us to share what it's like navigating the dating scene as a Gen Z woman in Washington DC. Our conversation bounces from her humorous takes on dating apps to the quirks of gay culture and how these elements shape sibling dynamics. From ghosting and s...
2024-12-041h 00Unfamously Unwell UnratedHappy Kylesgiving!Click here to send us your victory and vices!Happy Kylesgiving! This week, Kyle is giving us 9 things he's learned about life in the last 36 years. Why nine? Because his aunt was abducted by aliens, that's why! As we explore life's most spontaneous moments, we also peek into universal insecurities and the empowering force of confidence. The episode delves into the complexity of emotions, particularly anger, and celebrates the importance of self-acceptance and growth over the years. Relationships, intimacy, and the balance of interdependence weave through our chat, where emotional intelligence meets genuine connection.
2024-11-2750 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedBlood, Sweat & Tears on My PillowClick here to send us your victory and vices!Ever had a bathroom encounter that spiraled into an escapade worthy of its own episode? We certainly did, and we're here to spill the hilarious details! Join us as we recount an unexpected midday adventure that segues into a vibrant Pride kickoff party in Palm Springs. Meet the man who might just be Kyle's future ex-husband and enjoy a digital-age proposal via Grindr, all while brushing shoulders with RuPaul's Drag Race royalty, Mayhem Miller. It's a whirlwind of mimosas, karaoke, and the kind of flirtations that define a...
2024-11-2047 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedTinkerbell Raided Mamaw's TombClick here to send us your victory and vices!Prepare this week to laugh as we recount the chaotic pre-Halloween preparations that include makeshift costumes and unexpected party advice. From turning into Lara Croft and a grandma to cash-only drinks and unexpected encounters, the night proves to be a whirlwind of spontaneity and friendship. As if the night wasn’t eventful enough, a surprise hookup among friends adds a juicy twist with an unexpected bath-time snack of corn.Our journey doesn’t end there; with a fun pre-trip waxing session filled with ADD-fueled chaos and play...
2024-11-1352 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedWhat's Your Roman Empire?Click here to send us your victory and vices!Picture yourself in Austin, Texas, caught up in the whirlwind of the Austin City Limits festival. We recount our wild nights and amusing mishaps, from charming local encounters to humorous language barriers at the local club scene. Get ready for tales of pacing ourselves through unforgettable performances, all while navigating Austin's vibrant nightlife and the delightful chaos it brings.But life's adventures aren't just about festivals and probiotics. We dive into the complexities of maintaining friendships over time, the importance of tough conversations, and the humorous...
2024-10-3056 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedHappy Bottom Autumn!Click here to send us your victory and vices!Ever found yourself trapped in an embarrassing situation where your dignity is on the line, all thanks to an ill-timed bowel mishap? We certainly have, and we're not holding back! Here on our latest episode, we're sharing uproarious tales of fried food and unfortunate car accidents, all while reflecting on the tragic loss of pristine white Calvin Klein briefs. But fear not, dear listener, because these anecdotes are just the start of our informative journey into "Happy Bottom Autumn"—a full-fledged celebration of bottoming.Ready to ex...
2024-10-2357 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedDick Drunk with the Rumple Minze TwinsClick here to send us your victory and vices!Get ready for a candid trip through our personal alcohol journeys, beginning with some raw confessions. This episode is a spirited exploration of our evolving relationship with alcohol.Childhood curiosity meets teenage awkwardness as we recount our initial encounters with alcohol, painting a picture of the social dynamics that shaped our perspectives. Join us for laughs about trampoline mishaps and the humor of high school parties, where a crush who later started an OnlyFans adds a touch of nostalgia. These tales aren't just about mischief; they...
2024-10-1647 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedTeenage Mutant Ninja Feminist TortoiseClick here to send us your victory and vices!Rewind to the days when balancing school, odd jobs, and taxes felt like a full-time circus act. We reminisce about our first jobs and the quirky tales that came with them, from mastering grocery store shifts to dealing with the unexpected at the zoo food stand. Ever wonder how a female tortoise's antics could lighten up a summer job? We've got stories that do just that, highlighting friendships that blossomed alongside bizarre yet endearing work experiences. These early jobs weren’t just about earning pocket money; they became th...
2024-10-0958 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedMonogamish in MontanaClick here to send us your victory and vices!Tyler and Isaac, our fellow Seattle podcasters from "There Are No Gays in Montana," drop in this week to share their wild experiences; from working in Las Vegas hotels to their brushes with celebrity. We dive into how growing up gay has influenced our adult relationships, shedding light on the often comical and poignant moments that come with it.Journey with us through the touching story of two college friends from Montana who evolved from friends to lovers, navigating the complexities of coming out and dating...
2024-10-021h 10Unfamously Unwell UnratedDon't Be a Bystander, Bitch!Click here to send us your victory and vices!WARNING: This week's podcast contains discussions of violence and rape. These topics can be triggering for some listeners. Listen with tissues and caution.Our discussion begins with at-home karaoke practice and a Tori Kelli concert and unfolds into an unforgettable night of encounters. A dramatic reunion and a humorous run-in with a familiar face from the past set the tone, but things took an emotional turn when we found a man grieving his recently deceased mother. Our instincts kicked in, leading to a deeply compassionate interaction t...
2024-09-2545 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedGaycations & Honey Bucket HookupsClick here to send us your victory and vices!Find out this week if Kaleb ever made his Dentist appointment and which celebrities Kyle ran into in Provincetown (spoiler alert! It was Tammy Brown and Billy Eichner). Ever wondered why gay vacation spots like P-Town or Puerto Vallarta hold such a special allure? We get real about the affordability, the unique dynamics in personal and romantic relationships, and the emotional rollercoaster that sometimes comes with these trips. With candid discussions about visualizing friends naked (thanks to their TMI stories) and an unforgettable underwear party encounter, w...
2024-09-181h 00Unfamously Unwell UnratedMask 4 MascClick here to send us your victory and vices!This week, we're diving into the world of skincare, with Jamil as our honored guest and skincare guru. If you're like Kyle, and know next to nothing about skincare, then tune in for easy, affordable, and accessible tips and tricks to take care of your skin. In the episode, we reminisce on our acne struggles, share our current skincare routines (or lack thereof), and discuss our favorite products. We also dive into the pressure of looking young—especially in the LGBTQIA+ community. The conversation swerves from hila...
2024-09-111h 04Unfamously Unwell UnratedNow That's What I Call Music: ADHDClick here to send us your victory and vices!Have you ever sniffed out elk scat or found yourself illegally pocketing rocks from a national park? Join us as we recount our quirky and adventurous road trip to the Hoh National Rainforest, filled with memorable moments. From practicing baton routines to recounting the hilarity of "Big Mama's House," our mutual love for music serves as the soundtrack to our escapades. This episode is a heartfelt and humorous exploration of the songs that made us, reminding us of the joy in singing childhood tunes, no matter how off-key...
2024-09-041h 00Unfamously Unwell UnratedLa Push to UnplugClick here to send us your victory and vices!Join us as we set up shop in our makeshift, beach studio in La Push, Washington, as embark on a whimsical journey through "Twilight" obsessions, the power of nature, and our dependence on technology. Do you rememberthe days of dial-up internet and the thrill of early gaming consoles? We take you back to those simpler times by sharing our fond memories of childhood outdoor adventures and evolving technology. We reflect on how these experiences shaped us, even influencing our adult lives, from wine tasting notes to o...
2024-08-281h 01Unfamously Unwell UnratedPickles, Balls & Dramatic FallsClick here to send us your victory and vices!Relive the joy of childhood sports, on this week’s episode, as we recount our vastly different athletic upbringings. Picture one of us picking flowers on a soccer field while the other took on a demanding roster of sports from baseball to gymnastics. Our tales of family influence, competitive spirits, and the occasional misadventure—like a dramatic fall from a 40-foot rope—offer a humorous and heartfelt look at how sports shaped our lives. You'll hear about the sheer thrill and occasional comedic moments that formed the bedrock...
2024-08-211h 01Unfamously Unwell UnratedHannah Montana & Hospice MeltdownsClick here to send us your victory and vices!We're keeping things light-hearted this week and talking about Death & Dying. This week's episode shines a light on the complicated emotions that emerge when you lose someone. We dive into the emotional, practical, and sometimes mystical aspects of death and dying and share our own personal experiences and struggles on the topic. This episode highlights the invaluable role hospice nurses play—from managing comprehensive patient care to being a source of emotional support for families. Kaleb shares poignant experiences as a hospice nurse, including the challenges of cari...
2024-08-1457 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedBudgeting is so GayClick here to send us your victory and vices!Ever wondered how a wild photo shoot in Mexico could lead to a profound conversation on financial wellness? You'll hear hilarious anecdotes about Kyle's sister's spontaneous spending habits and her love for girl math, while we balance the importance of saving for the future with living in the moment. From 401k rollovers to retirement accounts, this episode offers a blend of humor and practical advice.Growing up with varying financial resources shaped our views on money and work, and we share heartfelt stories about the strength...
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