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The Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 108: Roadside Burgers And Small Town CultsNew episode of a podcast.2018-04-0700 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 107: Star Wars Last Jedi Oscar Screener HDRip.It's here, the episode where me and Big Jim go long on STAR WARS LAST JEDI OSCAR SCREENER HDRIP ORIGINAL CUT. If you love STAR WARS LAST JEDI OSCAR SCREENER HDRIP ORIGINAL CUT, you will love this episode. It's pretty much all we talk about because everything else is so boring. Anyway, that's it for 2017. We'll see you in the new year.2017-12-2000 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 106: The Bleeding Edge Of Science.Kaleb and Big Jim discuss the most important story in America in 2017: one man's quest to launch himself in a rocket to finally prove the world that is... is not the world we thought it was.2017-12-0900 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 105: Temporal Dislocation.I was tending to my dying grandmother for a spell, but we're back and aim to be back on a bi-weekly basis. And when I say we, I mean me and Big Jim Murphy, who joins me on this episode to talk about murderers and life and the passing of Tom Petty, a genius. Tell your friends, and hop on down to my Patreon.2017-11-2100 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 104: Ordinary Fuckin' People.The Last Exit Show's tribute to Harry Dean Stanton, the best actor on earth, who died today at the age of infinity.2017-09-1600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 103: It Is Happening Again. The show is back. One hundred percent. This is my first episode with a guest, Sean McTiernan. He's my guest because this episode is about TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN, and he knows a hell of a lot about it. We go long. Very long. WARNING: THIS SHOW IS FULL OF SPOILERS. WE SPOIL VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING. This show has a Patreon now, because I want to do this show more, and keep it around as long as I can.2017-09-0700 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 100: Rock And Roll Will Stand. Obligatory excited spiel about our big comeback, which was a long time coming. We talk about Merle and Chuck and Vince Foster and death and resurrection. Hope you enjoy it. We want to do it more. Paypal account is, as always, thelastexitshow@gmail.com if you feel like donating to the cause of comedy. Funny, funny comedy. You'll laugh so much, you're gonna be sick from laughing so much.2017-06-1000 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 102: Stealing Time. Wherein I poke my head out from my bunker and find out just how cold it really is.This episode exists mostly to prove I can still speak. At times I almost succeed. There's some talk about small towns and theft and life and death. It's 2016 now. Nice to still be doing this.(If you want to donate toward the hosting fees, it'd be appreciated. There's another episode in the can right now I haven't had time to edit. There will be others. Schedule remains up in the air because of...2016-02-0900 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowSpace Fight.A special episode where Kaleb Horton, cultural writer, having reviewed the film for Vice, gathers some special guests and goes deep on Star Wars: The Force Awakens. For legal reasons, during the review, he insists the film be referred to by its correct title: Space Fight.Happy New Year.2016-01-0100 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 101: Distance.Hi. Still remember me?Anyway, the show's not gone, I was just more itinerant than usual. Didn't have a desk and a quiet room very often.This is a long episode, partially as penance and partially because I really, really missed doing it. I talk about all the misadventures I got up to in Southern California, fatigue, spiritual dread, all my fun themes you've come to know and tolerate. I also cover my favorite music and movies of the year, and generally talk about as much as I'm capable of talking about anything...2015-12-1700 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 99: Ripped Up History.I talk about the hunt for, and subsequent interview with, the guy who found that new photo of Billy the Kid.Also, I talk about embarrassing music, and the Kmart muzak tapes I wrote that piece about. It's a long one. That's penance for my absence.Recent Articles:On Kmart Muzak.On Doomsday Hucksters.On Billy The Kid.2015-10-2100 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 98: Things That Don't Happen. A story about an event that did not take place that devolves into a lot of midnight grimness about things not done. Don't listen to this during the day, kids.There's some stuff in there about Donald Trump toward the end, and Apple computers, and modernity, and stuff about boats I suppose. I'm going to try to do an episode with a guest next time.As always, this show operates on minimum wage. Donate to the PayPal, thelastexitshow@gmail.com, if you're rich and love to sustain illusions.Some articles I...2015-09-2000 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 97: Where Was I?The show returns after almost three months in the wilderness. Lots of informative discussion about every lousy search term that has ever gotten any Google traction, from Kanye West to whatever the other ones are.As always, I'm broke. If you like the show, the best way to help it is to throw money at it. It'd definitely make me try to do the show more. I have a PayPal: thelastexitshow@gmail.com. I promise to spend most of it on [ADD WHIMSICAL JOKE HERE THAT LOWERS THE STAKES OF ASKING FOR MONEY]....2015-09-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 96: Dreams. Sketch: Kaleb meets a celebrity.Show: Some talk about the Entourage article that blew up the internet for five seconds, some ramblin' stories, and some talk about David Letterman and B.B. King.2015-06-1000 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 95: Vanity.Sketch: Kaleb and James team up to commit the perfect murder. Features a cameo from somebody on Twitter who I won't name, strictly to be discreet for the time being.Show: Kaleb talks about the boy's latest vices, L.A., the middle of nowhere, and existential collapse. Also, a dramatic reading of his very real and very funny Big Bang Theory spec, which CBS still refuses to acknowledge. You can read the whole thing over here.2015-05-2300 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 94: Road Stories.Sketch: James plays a stuffy professor and Kaleb plays an impossibly wise student with a seemingly limitless supply of truth and virtue.Show: Kaleb goes on an 8 hour drive and tells all the road stories he can remember. He also tells a sad story about Donald Trump and the reduced expectations that come with age.2015-05-1000 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 93: Slipshod Salvation.Sketch: Big Jim Murphy makes his triumphant return to the scripted portion of the program in a scene where Kaleb hops a train. He's running from somebody. But who, right? Who's he running from? That's the suspense that drives the scene, see.Show: No matter how self-loathing I may get in my moments of darkness, I am figuring out how to keep it funny as a one-man act, and I aim to get there one of these days. But in the meantime I'll settle for being a cut-rate picaresque leading man.I talk...2015-04-2600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 92: The Fog.Big Jim Murphy is no longer co-hosting. It's just ol' Kaleb and you good people for the forseeable future. Maybe the weather will change and Big Jim will come back. Maybe he'll even be replaced by somebody in a few months. Who knows. But for now we're going to figure out how to make this work as a solo show.Jim will still be here for every episode, hopefully, as a sketch partner. We'll write a whole mess of sketches and bank two or three months worth pretty soon. It wasn't a falling out or...2015-04-1100 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 91: Pals.Sketch: Kaleb and James are crooked prison guards.Show: Kaleb rambles around through Bakersfield and the most nowhere parts of Los Angeles County he can find. This leads to a confrontation at a motel. We talk about the rights of photographers, resolving conflict with the potential of violence, The Twilight Zone, Tripadvisor, and old timey apocalyptic rhetoric from presidents.James reads a commercial for the first time ever. It's worth it. Trust us.2015-04-0200 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 90: Trouble. Sketch: D.B. Cooper is finally found by his all-time biggest fan, the intrepid documentarian Big Jim Murphy.Show: Kaleb mourns again. They talk about William Faulkner's Absalom Absalom. Lots of comedy, lots of jokes, lots of interpersonal warfare for your listening pleasure.2015-03-1300 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 89: American Myth.Sketch: Kaleb and James uncover corruption at the head office that goes all the way to the top, as James struggles with his innate need to be ruled by a monarch.Show: James doesn't know the story of D.B. Cooper and Kaleb goes all Cliff from Cheers about it. Also, Kaleb gets his oil changed.2015-02-2800 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 88: Poor Boys. Kaleb did up a sketch this week that was basically an excuse to try out his Billy Bob Thornton impression. He won't do it again, maybe.As for the rest of the show, I'm sick. Leave me alone. It's people talking. There's some movie talking, some funny talking, some sad talking, even some sports talking. It all looks the same on the editing chart. Listen to it and tell your friends and quit pressuring me all day into coming up with professional, on-brand episode summaries. I don't get paid for these.    2015-02-1500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 87: A Torture.Note: James' Audacity crashed so he had to pull his side of the episode off Skype, and it doesn't sound as good as usual. Just let it happen. We're here. We do our thing. Sometimes we ain't as Hollywood as them Hollywood types, but at least we're not hunkered down in coat closets.Anyway, there are two sketches. James did up the first one and Kaleb did up the second one. James' is about a traveling salesman, and Kaleb's is a parody of Clint Eastwood's American Sniper. Oh, and Kaleb tried recording standing up, so we'll find...2015-01-3100 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowKaleb Stares At The Void, No. 3Bit of a comedown from James interviewing Keith Levene, but anything would be.Anyway, this is Kaleb going it alone for a full-blown hour. Theoretically it's an attempt to do an actual solo show, with as little artifice as possible.There's a short story Kaleb wrote at the beginning, then some talk about what happened over the holidays, the 2015 Hollywood black list, the Freemasons, and a whole bunch of movies. Kaleb's been watching movies apparently. Outrageous.2015-01-1700 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowJames Talks to... Keith LeveneThe Clash founder and former PiL guitarist was very generous to talk to me about his book Meeting Joe Strummer, his time in London '76 and the creative process.    Buy Keith Levene's book here: http://www.amazon.com/Meeting-Joe-Strummer-Guitarist-Levenes-ebook/dp/B00RY2II0G2015-01-1300 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 86: Resolutions. Sketch: James goes back to that ol' bar in Death Valley. This one's probably gonna have an arc.Show: We recap whatever happened in 2014. Favorite music and movies and whatever else it is we talk about.P.S. Nobody listened to the last episode, so here's an unpersuasive suggestion for you to tell all your friends about all this content we do here. We write and do impressions and sing and dance and it's really a complete package of entertainment.2015-01-0400 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowKaleb Stares At The Void, No. 2Kaleb is alone on New Year's Eve (no) in a vast desert (no) of punishing emptiness (still no).2015-01-0100 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 85: Out Here.The Christmas episode. Everything is festive and seasonal. James goes on the run in death valley, and Kaleb talks about building a gingerbread boxcar and Hobo Santa. There's even some good time snark, lots of SEO-friendly snark, about Jingle All The Way. And if that's somehow not good enough, get this: Kaleb has an Oscar screener of The Interview. The entire episode is about the fallout of the Sony hack, and the loss of this wonderful, biting satire which may now be a victim of the times, against the wishes of the American people. We...2014-12-2000 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 84: Assimilation.James goes to the doctor. Kaleb talks about the holidays and Merle Haggard and whatever the hell else it was. Also, The Last Exit Show would like to formally acknowledge a great, ghostly 45 from private press purgatory so that we might eventually shed light on it: Frank Thomas - Love You Deep Or Not At All.P.S. "He's just standing there. Why's he standing there?"2014-12-0700 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 83: Mars. To compete with that NPR show Serial, Kaleb and James have turned the podcast into a serialized science-fiction murder mystery where they investigate a cold case on Mars. Even their unscripted segments now include obtuse hints about the crime, and provide background for the very intricate plot, which spans generations. History, blood, the sins of the father, the conflict between believers and non-believers, the wounded heart of the old weird America, all of it in space. Also, since we're doing all this work with prestige fiction, maybe toss us a few bucks on paypal at...2014-11-2300 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowJames Is Alone.How long did James last talking into a microphone where nobody talks back? A crisp ten minutes.2014-11-1400 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowKaleb Reads A Short Story.Just a quick marginally spooky test run of a new microphone. Plus, new content to satisfy the content beast. It'll kill you. It wants you dead, this content beast. It's eating New Yorkers. I swear it's true. I've seen it.2014-11-1400 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowKaleb Stares At The Void, No. 1This is a one-off, boys and girls. A sad, meandering, unprofessional one-off. Kaleb talks into a microphone at 2 a.m. without his co-host Big Jim Murphy. It goes in a lot of new directions, all of them bad. Normally we wouldn't allow something like this to happen, but we're taking too much time off between episodes and the content beast must be satisfied. We're struggle podcasters, not Johnny Carson. If y'all like this, let us know and we'll consider doing hand-offs like this once a month or something. Because it's a struggle getting us both...2014-11-0900 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 82: Tell The Truth. Sketch: James becomes a reporter and has a disagreement with his editor.Show: The Adventures of SoCal Kaleb And His Solid Gold Lambo. Also, James lists some horror movies, owing to the occasion of the wicked and hedonistic holiday approaching next weekend.    2014-10-2400 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 81: Dead End. James has a run in with the ghost of Richard Nixon.Kaleb tries to make himself believe writing is an actual job, then takes a picture.Cliff teaches Sam how to go off-the-grid.2014-10-1800 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 80: Lies. Kaleb and James continue their True Detective season two scenarios. These will probably have an arc, which we'll get around to at some point.And Kaleb recaps the Lena Dunham fiasco. Read about it here:The Vice article.The Raw Story synopsis.Wonkette's synopsis.Editor's Note: we're ditching the PayPal donate button. We didn't get less desperate - it just made this page look like too much of a damn racket. Hosting the show is $15 a month and if you ever feel like tossing a few bucks...2014-10-1000 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 79: Brief Encounter.James wrote the sketch this week, which is nice. Somebody tell him to do that more. Really put some pressure on him, or if you live close to him maybe threaten him in an extremely obvious way.Lots of stuff gets discussed in this return episode. For example: how we were on hiatus but are no longer on hiatus, John Swartzwelder, how Kaleb bought a cowboy hat, etc.Kaleb and James also play Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn, so's to reenact our fake True Detective season two shooting script. We'll go back to...2014-10-0400 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 78: Poetry.Kaleb digs a hole and James steadies his nerves against an oncoming storm at work. Then Kaleb plans his career as a hobo. Frasier explains Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs to a depressed Cliff.We'll be taking two weeks off after this episode, because James seriously does have too much work to do. We let this one go long to compensate.P.S. We're poor. Destitute, really. 2014-09-1300 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 77: Your Ego Will Consume You. This episode was recorded on Labor Day, so we allowed a guest, Nathan Roberson, to write our opening sketch. In the interest of full disclosure, you should know that he was paid The Last Exit Show's usual rate of no money at all. In New York City, this is sometimes called "writing for exposure." He had a line in there that was rewritten at the last minute for being Problematic. Watch as we fumble awkwardly because we forgot to rewrite it in any serious way. We'll be back to the usual routine of me writing sketches the...2014-09-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 76: Prison. James goes to prison. Kaleb rides a bike. Cliff teaches Diane how to run a three-card monte racket. 2014-08-3000 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 75: Amen Road.Sketch: The Hugely Inappropriate Last Role of a Legendary Actor. (Inspired by the death of Lauren Bacall, who was in an episode of Family Guy, but also inspired by every other actor who has ever lived.)James goes to a sex store, because I guess he's gunning for a gig at Vice. Kaleb drives to the middle of nowhere.Movie Recommendations for Miserable People: The Vanishing, Pay Day.Give us some money if you're a wayfaring rich guy. Libsyn is expensive. 2014-08-2400 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 74: Ready For The Winter.James meets Kaleb in the distant future: 1975.Kaleb tries to tell a story about Jimmy Cliff. James decides it's a good idea to break the news of Robin Williams' death about halfway through this story, ruining everything. 2014-08-1600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 73: Intrusive Thoughts.We're now on Libsyn in earnest. So I gotta do these descriptions right.There's an opening sketch. We're trying to do a sketch every week to keep the writing muscles limber. We're also doing this as a sort of anti-improv mission statement.We talk about the passing of Kaleb's hero, Jim Rockford. We also talk about Dawn of the Planet of the Apes and outsider art phenomenon LEWIS. This was recorded prior to his discovery, unfortunately, but hey, that's just this business.Donate to the cause if you want. We're both...2014-08-1000 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 72: Oil.Alright. We're caught up. This is the first Libsyn-exclusive episode. No more Podomatic for us. Not ever. Unless people don't donate when our money runs out. Then we'll probably wind up there again. But hey, right now it's time for big, shimmering statements of optimism.I remember nothing about this episode because Podomatic ran out of bandwidth and I got distracted. We did a sketch. Thanks to everybody who helped us get here. Another new episode next Saturday.Please donate on PayPal at thelastexitshow@gmail.com 2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 71: Buying A House. Kaleb buys a house. James meets The Pogues. Cliff teaches Norm how to play the stock market. P.S. I'm gonna start deliberately misrepresenting stuff in the episode summaries. Regards, The Editor. 2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 70: Dead Legends.Kaleb books a flight to London. Bobby Womack dies. Dolly Parton plays Glastonbury. Diane convinces Cliff to join her book club.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 69: A Misunderstanding.Kaleb has a misunderstanding with a celebrity. James moves in down the street from some punk kids. Norm asks Frasier for marriage advice.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 68: Stop Sweating.James returns from his big move as Kaleb slowly remembers how to have a conversation. Cliff presents Sam with an investment opportunity.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 67: Betrayers.The Last Exit gets its first sponsor. James talks about Hannibal. Kaleb talks about some direct-to-DVD ephemera from 10 years ago.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 66: Plans.Kaleb makes plans, gets an unexpected phone call, and goes to the dentist. James goes to the FA Cup. Louie falls asleep at an afterparty and meets a woman who isn't what she seems.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 65: Caught The Westbound.James sings, Kaleb swings. Trains are discussed. Flannery O'Connor is discussed. And, always and forever, modernity comes first.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 64: Preaching Sin.Wow, my batting average for doing a legitimate episode description in the Podomatic days was horrible. I guess I just figured putting on an amazing podcast was enough.Anyway, we definitely talked about Sam Phillips in this episode.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 63: "godnotreal."Kaleb almost goes to jail again. James discovers obscure American singer Jimmie Rodgers. Both hosts make fun of Ricky Gervais, the atheist actor. Sam has difficulty connecting with Diane. 2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 62: West Roanoke.Great. Another episode where I was so burned out that I didn't do a synopsis. I think this was the episode where I explained the mission behind the photo/caption project I did with quartzcity.Here was the project. It's dormant now, but it's good stuff. 2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 61: All You Love Will Be Carried Away.Sleazy motel reviews and talk about John Jeremiah Sullivan's piece on mysterious blueswoman Geechie Wiley.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 60: Stab Him.Big Jim Murphy tries to orchestrate the murder of one Kaleb Horton, in the year of our Lord 2017.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 59: All This Cosmic Horror.Again I failed on this episode's original publication. No idea what was in this one. Good title though. Swear I'll come back to it, teacher. I'll take the C+ and it'll be fine. I've been having trouble at home, teacher. I got a hard life, see.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 58: News Paper Man.Damn. Another episode where I didn't listen to playback and tried to "clever" my way out of it, like a kid who blew a homework assignment and wrote "grading is actually bad for a child's development." I'll come back to this. Maybe. Look, it's another hour of show from us. I don't really think it matters. It can't matter.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 57: Real Detectives. Kaleb reviews his favorite show, the talk of the town: REAL DETECTIVES. James feels sorry for himself. Please tell him to stop doing that. Sincerely, The Editor. 2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 56: Wrong Side Of Town.The Last Exit goes for a drive to the wrong side of town. Also, Kaleb steals from a preacher's boy.Note: I mentioned that I took all these pictures I've been using, right? Isn't that cool? Very creative. Good job, Kaleb. You're really talented. You're "I want to buy a print from you for $100 immediately" talented.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 55: Fightin' Club.The original description for this episode was as follows: "We don't remember what we talked about. Nothing matters. Sleep paralysis and the devil and stuff, we guess."I'll allow it.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 54: A Real Sinner.Russian UFOs, English theatre, Friday the 13th, American cop shows - par for the course, really.2014-08-0600 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 53: Alone In The Wilderness.Kaleb's Johnny Depp impression, aimless bullshitting about cop shows, and James does a bad thing in London. Bonus: a few minutes of Kaleb trying and failing to host the show alone.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 52: Talkin' Dylanologist Dirtbag Blues.Kaleb and James dedicate an entire episode to their appreciation of Bob Dylan*. Features our top 50 BOB DYLAN songs, our top 50 BOB DYLAN interviews, and our countdown of the best BOB DYLAN influenced moments in pop culture.*Haha, no.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 51: Helicopter Murder.The original episode description for this was too embarrassing to repurpose. We talked about Pete Seeger, who had recently died and Kaleb thought sounded too educated. We also talked about famous people who have killed people with helicopters. But in a funny way, not a libelous way.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 50: Fuego D'Amor.As a treat to themselves for the milestone fiftieth episode, your hosts drop the self-placed embargo on chatting about Johnny Cash and spend about fifty minutes on the Man In Black. Hopefully it will never happen again.P.S. That picture up there is the first picture I ever took. It's in Tehachapi. Same place where our first 39 episodes are buried. You won't find them. They're too well hidden. There are no markers. There's no trail. Don't try.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 49: The Enemies List.Recapping the D*****t fiasco that seems it was only a dream and certainly, above all else, never happened.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 48: Raw Maximalism.D*****t never happened. It does not exist. We at The Last Exit are totally confused about and alienated by what Kaleb was ever talking about. Ignore any mentions of it, so that it might die. Also, 2013 in review.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 47: The Liars Are Coming.A new year*. A new season. Discussion about the holiday season and those post-apocalypse southern gothic D*****t cartoons S***t A***s has been doing. Not Kaleb. S***t A***s.***Here, we meant 2014. This year. Not a new year anymore. It's over halfway over, actually. We weren't expecting this show to ever be reposted in August.**All references to the content in question have been censored, because none of this ever happened, to the best of our knowledge. You'd be wise to turn around and just go on back to your...2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 46: If We Make It Through December.A very special* feature-length episode. Kaleb and James look at Christmas films, Christmas songs, Christmas doom, and Frank Black.*Here, "very special" means "we both thought it was cowardly to take a week off for the holidays." It is not a declaration of quality or even novelty.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 45: The Story Of The Killer.I think this is the episode where Kaleb read Nick Tosches' Hellfire and couldn't shut up about it for so much as one second. The Last Exit Show hates real killers and we would certainly never tell a story about one. Nobody likes that kind of thing.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 44: You Don't Belong Here.Damn it, the episode description to this one was just me asking people to pay for an eventual Libsyn subscription. I'll come back to it later this week. I swear I'll come back to it and fix this. (I probably won't.)2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 43: Don't Forget The Motor City.I'm going to recycle the podomatic episode descriptions even when it's embarrassing. This one is embarrassing because "ennui" is a pretentious word.Thanksgiving. California ennui. General misery.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 42: Hate.Kaleb has the flu but decides to record anyway. Discussion topics include the sickbed of David Letterman, all-nighters, and hate.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 41: Days Is Gone.Originally aired around Halloween, 2013.Lou Reed dies. Kaleb's grandmother dies and he really gets it all out there, really uses the podcast as therapy, right? Catharsis or whatever? Very sad thing. Some talk about Halloween, as well.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 40: Burn My Body And Destroy My Home.This was originally recorded in late 2013.Kaleb talks about fire and James talks about rain. Willie Nelson comes up, as he will continue to do.James does a sketch where the hosts play old-time radio newsmen.Kaleb talks about Lonesome Dove, which he was just discovering somehow.2014-08-0500 minThe Last Exit ShowThe Last Exit ShowEpisode 1: Introduction To The Show. This is The Last Exit Show.We're a comedy podcast. The comedy podcast for you to stagger into after all the reputable comedy podcasts have closed, where improv kids are regarded with deep skepticism and happy people are banned outright.We talk, we do sketches, we try to be funny sometimes but we don't force it when we have something interesting to say, and we've been doing it awhile. This episode is for people just discovering the show on Libsyn. It's also a way to hunker down and get nostalgic if you've been...2014-08-0500 min