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Meet the MessFetterman Exposé, Texas’s Fake Furry Panic, Steve Carell’s Glow-Up, Trump’s Constitution Confusion, Harry & Meghan, Skinny Jeans Return, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss the recent exposé on Senator John Fetterman. Is he fit to lead? Meanwhile, Texas rolls out the FURRIES Act to ban students from using litter boxes in schools — except that’s not even happening. So why are lawmakers wasting time on imaginary problems?Plus, is it just them, or is Steve Carell getting hotter with age? And, Megh...2025-05-071h 17
Meet the MessKristi Noem's Missing Purse, Katy Perry's Missing Rhythm, Elon Musk's Missing Condoms -- and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn unpack Kristi Noem’s stolen purse saga — and something’s not right! 🤔 They also dissect Katy Perry’s trainwreck of a world tour (spoiler: her dance moves are not helping) and give Ben Affleck a gold star for parenting! Plus, Elon Musk might have secretly fathered enough kids to start his own nation — and they have thoughts. Also, don’t miss their takes...2025-04-291h 18
Meet the MessPope Francis Dies, Katy Perry Returns to Earth, Trump’s Gaudy Oval Office Makeover, China Trolls GOP Rep, IRS Targets Student Loan Defaulters, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast: Pope Francis died and JD Vance might’ve been his final visitor. (Curious timing. 🤔) Katy Perry allegedly went to space and, tragically, returned. The IRS is gearing up to garnish wages from anyone who’s defaulted on their student loans. And, Trump’s “Gold Guy” gave the Oval Office a makeover that screams low-rent Vegas.In other news, China has been roasting Kar...2025-04-221h 16
Meet the MessKaryn Returns — with a Cat! Meet Bertie. Plus: Trump Defies SCOTUS, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Earthquakes, Tariffs, Stock Market Shenanigans, a Jen & Bertie Outtake, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Karyn returns with a new member of the family! Meet Bertie the cat.Plus, Donald Trump is openly defying the Supreme Court’s order to return Kilmar Abrego García — which means THE CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS IS HERE. We repeat: The constitutional crisis is in the room with us. Also on deck: tariffs and stock market manipulation, a guy who kept a running...2025-04-151h 30
Meet the MessWhite Lotus Theories, Chappell Roan Chaos, Cory Booker’s Mic Drop, Pete Hegseth's Take-Your-Wife-to-Work Day, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen is joined by the delightfully opinionated Gina B. from Things That Get on My Nerves to discuss to unpack this week’s crazy news cycle. First up: Pete Hegseth is bringing his wife to meetings like it's Bring Your Spouse to Work Day. (Sir, she does not work here.) Also: Teslas are getting vandalized nationwide, and apparently HALF of all parents are st...2025-04-041h 30
Meet the MessIt Got MessyThis is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast…You want mess? You got mess. Jen is the same Jen, but today, Karyn is actually being played by Mr. Fletcher as Karyn is still out with her family.AND NOW DOWN WITH COVID, FFS.All of your good karma, thoughts, prayers, etc. towards her would be appreciated.This video is largely unedited, without any of...2025-03-261h 20
Meet the MessTesla Boycott, Meghan Markle's Netflix Show, Al Green’s SOTU Drama, Jen & Ben Rumors, Swearing for Strength, Cali Sober, Taskmasing, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Tesla boycott sends stock plummeting! 📉 Meghan Markle’s new show debuts! 🍰 Elon Musk calls Senator Mark Kelly a traitor over Ukraine trip. 🇺🇦 MAGA turns on Amy Coney Barrett! ⚖️ Al Green gets censured over his State of the Union protest! ✊ Lauren Boebert responds with racist remarks! 🚫 And, are Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck getting back together?! 👀Science says swearing makes us stronger! 🤬 Gen Z is “taskmasi...2025-03-111h 14
Meet the MessOval Office Embarrassment, Oscars Recap, Casey Anthony’s Rebrand, Bethenny Frankel's Lashgate Chaos, the Gene Hackman Mystery, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen breaks down how Trump and Vance pulled an old-school Hollywood hustle on Zelensky in the Oval Office! Meanwhile, MTG is trying to make people believe that Hollywood (and not actual history) convinced us Russia is bad. Sure, Jan. Also, Andrew Tate is back in the US, and we have questions — like did Trump help make this happen? (Spoiler: Probably.)In oth...2025-03-041h 23
Meet the MessPutin Fanboy Trump, Elon’s Not a Genius, Town Hall Chaos, Luigi’s Loafers, Kate Hudson, Jenny Slate, Pritzker’s Viral Anti-Trump Speech, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn weigh in on Putin’s biggest fanboy — Donald Trump (aka “Krasnov”)! And, town halls across the country are heating up as members of Congress face off with angry constituents. Also, as Elon Musk’s abrasive leadership style causes friction, biographer Seth Abramson claims there’s no real evidence he’s a genius. (LOL, dummy.)Also on the docket: Luigi Mang...2025-02-251h 10
Meet the MessKendrick Lamar Is Brilliant, JD Vance Is a Fascist, It's Called the Gulf of Mexico, "Crazy Eyes" Kash Patel, Animal Stories, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, RFK Jr. wants to send people on anti-depressants, ADHD meds, and weight-loss drugs to camps — so guess it’s time to pack up! (Maybe the mafia will take us?) And, Jen and Karyn weigh in on Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl show, JD Vance’s embarrassing speech in Europe, and “Crazy Eyes” Kash Patel inching closer to confirmation.Plus, a quick PSA for th...2025-02-191h 11
Meet the MessJD Vance vs. Democracy, Cybertruck Dangers, Lip Plumping Trends, Trump’s Latest Power Plays and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week, Jen and Karyn break down JD Vance’s alarming statement about ignoring judges who challenge Trump—and why that would spell the end of democracy in the U.S.Meanwhile, in the world of cosmetic procedures, the latest trend has women plumping their lips—but not the ones on their faces! Plus, experts reveal which body part you don’t actually need to wash. (Spoil...2025-02-111h 05
Meet the MessCan Elon Musk Be Stopped? Plus, Karoline Leavitt’s Future, Young MAGA, a Bear Rescue, Snowstorm Pizza Hero, Blake Lively, Flat Earthers, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn debate who they despise more — Donald Trump or Elon Musk. Cast your vote in the poll!Plus, how many Scaramuccis do you think Karoline Leavitt will last?And, have you read New York Magazine’s eye-opening article, The Cruel Kids’ Table? Hear about how ‘language policing’ is driving young people to the right.Also, Jen brea...2025-02-041h 10
Meet the MessTrump's Chaotic First Week, Mark Zuckerberg's Bizarre Pivot to MAGA, TikTok Influencers Admit to Lying, and Carrie Underwood, Jewel, Vince Vaughn, Jessica Simpson, Neil Gaiman + More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn dive into Trump’s chaotic first week of executive orders. (Spoiler alert: It wasn’t great.) Plus, is Elon Musk getting iced out of the West Wing? Hear the latest! Also, what’s behind Mark Zuckerberg’s bizarre pivot to MAGA? Jen has the details. And, Carrie Underwood and Jewel might have regrets, Silk Road’s Russ Ulbricht gets pardoned, TikT...2025-01-281h 01
Meet the MessElon's Salute, Biden Pardons, Blake Lively & Justin Baldoni, French Woman Scammed by "Brad Pitt," Prince Harry Heads to Court, Disturbing Baby Names, 2025 Food Trends and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss how they are coping with the world’s impending doom. (Spoiler: it involves shopping and baking bread.) Then, Jen unveils her list of “who can f*ck right the f*ck off right now.” (Looking at you, Snoop.) Plus, hear the wild story of a French woman who was scammed out of $850K by a Brad Pitt impersonator — and then cyb...2025-01-211h 06
Meet the MessLos Angeles Fires, Bannon Turns on Elon, Jimmy Carter's Funeral, Cottage Cheese's Comeback, and Jen Gets a Microphone!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn dive into the Los Angeles fires that erupted in Pacific Palisades and Altadena, and Karyn shares her experience of nearly having to evacuate. Plus, Steve Bannon sets his sights on kicking Elon out of MAGA — do you think he’ll succeed?! Also, cottage cheese makes a surprising comeback! And finally, Jen upgrades to a new microphone!On Meet the...2025-01-151h 13
Meet the MessJustin Baldoni Sues the NYT, Golden Globes Rundown, Meghan Markle Returns, Bethenny Frankel Rants on Drones or "Dior Bags", and Drunk Driving with Monkeys!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss Justin Baldoni’s lawsuit against The New York Times in light of the Blake Lively/It Ends with Us drama. And, get the lowdown on the Golden Globe awards. Did you watch? Also, what’s going on with all the drones and why is everyone (Bethenny Frankel) calling them “Dior bags”? Plus, everyone’s getting drunk and driving around with mo...2025-01-071h 03
Meet the Mess2024 Roundup: The Year's Biggest News Stories & Moments! And, Do You Speak 2024? Plus, Maga Implodes, Christmas Haul Videos, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn deliver their ultimate 2024 roundup! Listen as they break down the biggest stories of the year — from Kate Middleton, Taylor Swift, and Diddy to the election, Olympics, and Ozempic! They’ll also share their favorite books, movies, and moments of the past twelve months! Plus, hear how MAGA’s imploding thanks to Elon Musk, and find out if Jen speaks 2024! Don’t miss...2025-01-011h 10
Meet the MessBlake Lively Accuses 'It Ends With Us' Co-Star Justin Baldoni of Harassment and Retaliation, How the Media Influences Public Perception, Luigi Mangione, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss the lawsuit between Blake Lively and her It Ends with Us co-star Justin Baldoni, in which Lively accuses Baldoni of sexual harassment, fostering a hostile work environment, and attempting to damage her reputation after she voiced her concerns. They also unpack how the media influences public perception, touching on examples like Luigi Mangione and, of course, politics! Don’t miss...2024-12-241h 01
Meet the MessWhy Honeycrisp Apples Went Bad, the Rise of Malört, Quartz Countertop Controversy, Must-Have Le Creuset Pieces, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss how Honeycrisp apples went from magnificent to mediocre. And, do you have quartz countertops? Find out why they might soon be banned! Also, hear about the season’s hottest drinks (Malört and Guinness) and get expert advice on the best Le Creuset pieces to get! Plus, learn the story behind "Hawk Tuah" girl Haliey Welch's crypto rug pull, a...2024-12-1944 min
Meet the MessThe Shooting of UHC CEO Brian Thompson and Jen's First Job at a Healthcare Company! And, Who Killed JonBenét Ramsey? Plus, Trump on Meet the Press, Holiday Decorations, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn tackle the shocking death of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, and Jen reflects on her first job out of college at a healthcare company where she was trained to deny claims. (Yes, really!) Also, have you watched the most recent JonBenét Ramsey documentary? Jen and Karyn unpack the case, share their theories, and debate who really did it! Plus, get t...2024-12-1058 min
Meet the MessDefying Gravity with Wicked's Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo, Y2K Heartthrobs Return, Christmas Movie Rundown, Podcasters in the White House, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn dive into all things Wicked, from Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo to the importance of holding space for defying gravity! They also share their picks for the best Christmas movies this year, including Hot Frosty, The Merry Gentleman, Our Little Secret, Dear Santa, Nutcrackers, and more. And, your favorite Y2K heartthrobs are back! Tune in for updates on Josh...2024-12-031h 16
Meet the MessHow Happy People Spend Their Weekends, Trump's FDA Pick, How to Have an Affordable Thanksgiving, a $6M Banana, and the Great Bean Boom!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss how the happiest people spend their weekends — and it’s something you can do too! Plus, Karyn reveals her surprising connection to Trump’s pick for FDA head and shares what she really thinks of him. In other news, Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper than ever (yes, really!), a duct-taped banana sold for $6 million at auction, and a recent scientific...2024-11-271h 09
Meet the MessJake Paul / Mike Tyson Fight, Sexy Christmas Movies, Trump's Cabinet Picks, The Great American Chicken Off, Sideways Anniversary and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn kick off The Great American Chicken-Off of 2024! Get ready for the feathery face-off! Plus, Jen unleashes her intense feelings on Jake Paul after his boxing match with Mike Tyson. And, Trump’s Cabinet picks are raising some serious eyebrows — hear their take! In other news, Christmas movies are getting a spicy makeover — get the must-watch list to heat up your holid...2024-11-191h 03
Meet the MessPost-Election Podcast! The Importance of Creating an Action Plan! Tips to Protect Your Peace! Plus, South Korea's 4B Movement, SNL, Evil Elon, Raygun and Mattel's Wicked Mistake!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!Today on the podcast, it’s our post-election debrief! Where do we go from here? Join Jen and Karyn as they dive into the importance of action planning and share tips on protecting your peace in turbulent times. Plus, discover South Korea’s fascinating 4B movement! And don’t miss their unfiltered takes on the weasels over at SNL, Evil Elon Musk, Raygun's bold announcement, and Mattel’s massive mi...2024-11-1250 min
Meet the MessAn Election Day Special Designed to Ease Anxiety! Karyn Reads Sexy Romance Novels to Jen! Play Taboo! Plus, Pnut the Squirrel, Jason Kelce, Ryan Reynolds and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!Today on the podcast, it’s an Election Day special designed to ease your anxiety! 😰 Tune in as Jen and Karyn dive into a few rounds of Taboo — you can play along at home too! Then, Jen’s worst nightmare comes true as Karyn reads steamy scenes from romance novels aloud just for her (and you)! ❤️🛏️🤤 Plus, enjoy a heartwarming dog story 🐶, a tragic squirrel saga 🐿️, and more tales involving Jason Kelce...2024-11-051h 13
Meet the MessThe End of Presidential Endorsements? Could the Menendez Brothers Go Free? And, Rice Perfumes, the Frazzled Englishwoman Aesthetic, the LA Dodger's Shohei Ohtani, Trump's Racist Rally and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss how the billionaire owners of the LA Times and The Washington Post stopped their papers from endorsing a presidential candidate. And, the Menendez brothers could get another day in court — is a resentencing on the horizon?Also, Karyn does a terrible job explaining a new drinking game, but it leads to a good discussion about how today’...2024-10-291h 01
Meet the MessDeath of Liam Payne, Trump's 🍆 Ramblings and McDonald's Side Hustle, October Theory, Favorite Candy Bars -- And, Should Jen Write a Sex Scene?!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss the tragic passing of One Direction’s Liam Payne. And, is Donald Trump officially off his rocker? Hear their thoughts on his bizarre comments on Arnold Palmer’s 🍆 and Harvey Weinstein getting "schlonged." (His words, not ours.) Plus, is “October Theory” a smarter way to reach your goals than doomed-to-fail New Year’s Resolutions? And, we need to know — what’s you...2024-10-221h 12
Meet the MessThe Apprentice Movie, Haircut & Fashion Trends, Pesto the Baby Penguin, Bonne Maman Advent Calendar, McDonald's French Fry News, Joe Exotic, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comBefore we begin, this week’s podcast is dedicated to pepper jelly. (Around 37 minutes in you’ll understand why.) So let’s hear it for pepper jelly!Now, let’s get to it.Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn dive into the Trump movie, The Apprentice! And, speaking of Trump, did he ghost everyone after his Coachella rally? They’re breaking it down. Also...2024-10-151h 07
Meet the MessHurricane Helene Aftermath, VP Debate, Rude Celebs, Favorite Perfumes, Kamala on Call Her Daddy, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss the aftermath of Hurricane Helene —and why Milton could be stronger! 🌪️ Meanwhile, the same Republican senators who voted against FEMA funding are now complaining about the lack of FEMA assistance they’re receiving. 🤔 Hear their thoughts on this! Plus, JD Vance and Tim Walz went head-to-head in the VP debate—was there a clear winner? On a lighter note, teen boys ar...2024-10-081h 01
Meet the MessChappell Roan Backlash, Lana Del Rey's Swamp Boat Wedding, Bridgerton Fans Scammed in Detroit, Stevie Nicks, Ashton Kutcher, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!On this week’s episode, Jen and Karyn discuss the far-reaching impact of Hurricane Helene—and why it should influence your vote this fall! Plus, learn why Chappell Roan is under fire 🎶, and how Bridgerton fans got scammed in Detroit! 👗 In other surprising news, Lana Del Rey tied the knot with the swamp boat guy! 🐊 Do you think they have a prenup? Finally, Jen shares her top picks for fall TV...2024-10-011h 00
Meet the MessDiddy’s Freak Offs, Lube Drama & Bieber’s Involvement? Plus, Tana Mongeau’s Trump Offer, Fake Panda Dogs, Otter Attacks and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!Today on the podcast, Jen and Karyn explore the buzz around Diddy’s alleged lube obsession 💦 and infamous “freak offs,” and how Justin Bieber might be caught up in it all. (And, if you're wondering what a “freak off” is, they take an educated guess and break it down for you.) Plus, social media influencer and “Cancelled” podcaster Tana Mongeau suggested the Trump campaign offered her $1 million 💰 for an endorsement—is th...2024-09-241h 00
Meet the MessTaylor Swift Backs Kamala, Second Trump Assassination Attempt, Bon Jovi Is a Hero, Dave Grohl Is Not a Hero, a Viral Croissant Lamp, the Chonkiest Cat, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn reveal why Taylor Swift and Bon Jovi still hold a place in their hearts — unlike Dave Grohl! (There goes our hero…watch him as he goes!) They also dive into the Kamala Harris and Donald Trump debate, which already feels like old news thanks to a second assassination attempt! Plus, hear about a cat that’s more than just chonky (oh...2024-09-171h 03
Meet the MessTaylor Swift & Brittany Mahomes, Donald Trump's Word Salad, Selena Gomez's a Billionaire, and Larry the Cat is Purrfect! Plus, Dancing with the Stars and Fyre Festival Return!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss the friendship between Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes. Has it altered your view of Taylor? 🤔 And, hear Jen’s dramatic reading of Trump’s 360-word rambling monologue on childcare! 🤡 Plus, do you know who Larry the Cat is? Karyn had no idea until Jen explained it to her — and now he’s her FAVORITE CAT IN THE WORLD! 😻 And, “Pommel Horse Gu...2024-09-1053 min
Meet the MessLana Del Rey's New Man, Woman Dies at Her Desk, Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson Fight, Telegram CEO Arrested, Aliens on Earth, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn dive into the bizarre story of a woman who died at her desk! (No one found her for four days! 😱) Could this happen to you too? And, is pop star Lana Del Rey really dating a Louisiana swamp boat driver? 🐊 Also, former Pentagon insider Luis Elizondo claims aliens are real! 👽 Could this actually be true? Plus, the CEO of the messaging...2024-09-041h 00
Meet the MessThe DNC & Gus Walz, Baby Bieber, the Very Demure Jools LeBron, Astronauts Stranded in Space, Chappell Roan, Obsessive Fans and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss last week’s DNC! 💃🪩🕺 (We must protect Gus Walz at all costs.) And, hear their take on the astronauts stranded in space 🚀, the very demure and mindful Jools LeBron getting robbed, and Justin and Hailey Bieber welcoming their baby, Jack Blues Bieber! 👶 Also, find out why Chappell Roan is calling out obsessive fans, and why it’s important to neuter your pets! 🐶2024-08-271h 03
Meet the MessBlake Lively Feud Fallout, Nara & Lucky Blue Smith, Matthew Perry, Katy Perry, Chappell Roan and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss the fallout from Blake Lively’s feud with Justin Baldoni — can she bounce back? 🤔 Plus, five people were arrested in the death of Matthew Perry — hear about Karyn’s surprising connection to one of the suspects! 😵💫 Also, Nara Smith has taken the internet by storm — are you on board with the hype? 🥣 And, Katy Perry’s latest female-empowerment anthem flopped, but what went...2024-08-2054 min
Meet the MessOlympic Breakdancer Raygun, Blake Lively & It Ends with Us, Taylor Swift's Vienna Concerts, JD Vance Dossier, Shorts at the Office, Dog Perfume and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss the electrifying Olympic breakdancing sensation, Raygun! 🥇 And, get the hot goss about Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds and “It Ends with Us” director Justin Baldoni! 🎥 Plus, is wearing shorts to the office ever okay? 🩳 Also, don't miss a fiery “Hot Mess of the Week,” where Jen and Karyn share stories of two people who really did them wrong! 😡On Meet the Mess, best...2024-08-1356 min
Meet the MessOur Favorite Olympians, Ben Affleck's Midlife Crisis, Tim Walz's Big Dad Energy, OnlyFans Scandal, Sunburn Chic, Hot Handbags and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss their favorite stories from the Olympics! It sure has been a meaty display of… um, athleticism. 🍆 And, is Ben Affleck having (another) midlife crisis? Plus, Jen and Karyn debate the latest scandal shaking up OnlyFans — who do you agree with? Also, sunburn chic, hot handbags, and trending trade schools!On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster...2024-08-061h 02
Meet the MessJD Vance and the Couch of Shame, The Paris Olympics, Peeing in Pools, Toys We Played with as Kids, and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss JD Vance and the couch of shame. 🛋️🍆 And, Karyn’s bringing Oui Oui Week back to celebrate the Paris Olympics! 🏅🇫🇷 Speaking of Olympians, they’re not banging on their cardboard beds 🛏️, but they are peeing in the pools 🏊♀️! (Some of them are on Only Fans too.) Plus, take a trip down memory lane as Karyn and Jen discuss the toys they played with as kids! 🧸 What w...2024-07-301h 00
Meet the MessBiden Exits Race & Endorses Kamala, Trump Picks JD Vance, Stealth Shopping, Foul-Mouth Birds, Rock-Hard Gum, Don Knotts & More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn dip into the latest political upheavals over wine and martinis! 🍷🍸 Tune in to hear their take on Joe Biden withdrawing from the presidential race, and the potential nomination of Kamala Harris. Plus, get the scoop on Trump's VP pick, JD Vance. In non-political news, discover why “raw dogging” a flight might be risky ✈️, explore the intriguing concept of stealth shopping 🛍️, and e...2024-07-221h 01
Meet the MessTrump Assassination Attempt, Why Gen Z Is Choosing to Be Jobless, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Alec Baldwin, Bethenny Frankel and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!Before we begin, we’ve gone viral on TikTok for raw dogging, and we couldn’t be more excited about it!This week on the podcast, all hell broke loose in Pennsylvania! Hear what Jen and Karyn think about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump in their first BREAKING NEWS ALERT! ‼️ (Karyn is very proud of her editing skills for this segment. Please let her know if you...2024-07-161h 01
Meet the MessRaw Dogging a Flight, Project 2025 Update, Travis Kelce Crying, and Rich Seniors Banging in Texas! Plus, a Real-Life Gen Z Explains Why Today's Youth Hates Feet!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comThis week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss Project 2025 and people’s reactions to writers having opinions! And, everyone is raw dogging… but get your mind out of the gutter because it means a totally different thing now! ✈️ Plus, find out why Travis Kelce shed tears at Taylor Swift’s concert AND why the youth hates feet — with insights from real-life Gen Z, Sarah! And, rich senior citizens are banging in retirement communities — Karyn’s dad included! 👵🍆👴 Finally, get a surprise visit from Karyn...2024-07-091h 00
Meet the MessBiden/Trump Debate, Chevron, Zac Efron, Nicole Kidman, Kylie Jenner, Gen X, the Paris Olympics, and Thigh Guy Summer!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!Today on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss the Biden/Trump debate and recent SCOTUS rulings. 🇺🇸 Plus, hear their review of the new Netflix movie with Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman, “A Family Affair.” 💑 And, have you seen the recent videos of Millennials warning Gen Z not to poke the bear known as Gen X? 🫵🐻🚫 Find out why you should listen! 🔥📫 Plus, things are going to HOT at the Paris Olympics 🇫🇷 — and i...2024-07-0252 min
Meet the MessJen & Karyn Got Dumped! Plus, Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift's London Shows, Vanilla Ice, Kevin Bacon & More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!Today on the podcast, Jen and Karyn got dumped! Hear what happened. Also, Karyn clarifies that she could be having sex with a ghost and not an alien. Also, do you have big feet? You could be making money with them! Plus, Justin Timberlake finally got his comeuppance, and Taylor Swift’s killing it in London! (On that note, if you had to choose between Jason and Travis...2024-06-2453 min
Meet the MessAlien Close Encounters, Princess Kate Returns, and Joe Biden, Joey Chestnut, and Animals Who Fight Back!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss a new Harvard study that suggests aliens could be living on earth disguised as humans. 👽 Then, in a surprising twist, hear how Karyn’s convinced she’s had intimate encounters with extraterrestrials (meaning: alien sex)! 🤯 Plus, Princess Kate returns to royal life! Was she living the good life on an island somewhere with Tupac? (She did have a glow. ✨) And...2024-06-171h 02
Meet the MessIs Gen Z Bringing Their Parents to Interviews?! Plus, Contraception Under Attack, Giant Spiders Invade the US, and Is Princess Kate Done with Royal Life?This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!Today on the podcast, Jen Lancaster and Karyn Bosnak discuss how Gen Z is bringing their parents to job interviews! 🫨 And, if election year isn’t giving you an anxiety attack, giant flying spiders that eat butterflies are appearing in the US! 🕷️🦋 (Oh yeah, they’re poisonous too.) Plus, is Princess Kate done with royal life? 👑 And, do you watch The Traitors? What do you think of the new cast? 📺...2024-06-1155 min
Meet the MessTexas & Trump, Paris Is Pooping, Shiloh Jolie, Caroline Manzo, Scott Peterson and Sarah McLachlanThis is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week, Jen Lancaster and Karyn Bosnak discuss the Texas GOP, newly-convicted felon Donald Trump, Parisians planning to poop 💩, Shiloh Jolie and Brad Pitt, and Caroline Manzo vs. Brandi Glanville ⚖️. Plus, will Scott Peterson’s conviction be overturned? 🫨 And, hear why Jen doesn’t want you ringing her doorbell and Karyn likes to cry at concerts! 😭On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the...2024-06-0353 min
Meet the MessBethenny Frankel, Lizzo, Civil War and More!This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comMove over, Meet the Press—it’s time to MEET THE MESS!This week, Jen and Karyn discuss EXTREME WEATHER 🌪️, Lizzo on South Park, Civil War and The Idea of You, Travis Kelce getting booed 🏈, Bethenny Frankel and Chanel, Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish 🎶, ROMANCE NOVELS 😍, Nicki Minaj and MORE! Plus, why is Anne Hathaway’s hair so beautiful?! (Karyn wants to know.)On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hot...2024-05-2900 min
Meet the MessProject 2025, Diddy, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, the Iranian Helicopter Crash & MoreThis is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.comWelcome to the premiere episode of MEET THE MESS, where Jen and Karyn discuss the latest headlines and most talked-about news stories of the week!In today’s video, get Jen and Karyn’s thoughts on Diddy and the Iranian helicopter crash. Are Ben and Jen on the rocks? What's the latest with Taylor and Travis? They’ll also dive into Project 2025, Celine Dion, and much more! As a special bonus, enjoy the sounds of coyotes in Karyn’s neighbor...2024-05-2146 min