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Beat Face RadioJesus Is My VaccineIn this episode Hayley and Kat review Mrs. America, talk right wing protesters, and analyze their anger issues.
Theme Music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2020-04-2100 minBeat Face RadioToo Tall Too Fast/Too Big Too SoonIn this episode Hayley and Kat discuss ideas for their children's book, all while solving the mystery of Jeffrey Epstein through the lens of quarantine dating.
Theme Music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2020-04-0700 minBeat Face RadioCuomosexualIn this episode Hayley and Kat give their best Andrew Cuomo impressions, and discuss how they've been entertaining themselves during this isolation period, clearly recorded remotely.
WARNING: episode contains triggering content
Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2020-03-3100 minBeat Face RadioSick In The City II: Another Beat Face PSAIn this edition of Sick in the City, Hayley and Kat provide more Covid-19 updates and try to figure out what exactly happened at The Last Supper.
Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh
WARNING content may be triggering2020-03-2400 minBeat Face RadioSick In The City: A Beat Face PSABeat Race Radio is here to provide you with the essential pandemic facts, and some Samantha Jones fan fiction. Stay strong, people!
Theme Music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2020-03-1700 min
Beat Face RadioCahoots With Canoodlers featuring Jake ThompsonIn this episode Hayley and Kat discuss whistle blowing, media conglomerates, try to figure out the definition of "hedge fund," then chat with comedian, writer and superstar Jake Thompson about speaking out against creeps in the workplace
WARNING: this episode contains triggering content
Theme Music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2020-03-0350 minBeat Face RadioPunxualityHayley and Kat are back continuing on with the utmost apathy for corporate culture, but still maintain a good sense of humor.
Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2020-02-2528 minBeat Face RadioWhatever Happened To Billy Zane?In this episode Kat discusses revisiting Titanic then the two ladies have an in depth discussion on how to discover one's values.
WARNING: Content may be triggering
Theme Music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2020-02-1835 minBeat Face RadioCunansenseIn this episode Hayley and Kat take a break from the psychobabble to educate on Greek mythology then jump right back into the cultural plague of narcissism
Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh
WARNING: episode contain discussion of trauma and heavy subjects2020-02-1141 minBeat Face RadioDate WatchersIn this episode Hayley enlightens the audience with a behavioral-approach to dating, while we learn that Kat enjoys free meals and fuckboiis
WARNING: This episode discusses trauma
Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2020-02-0452 min
Beat Face RadioThe Casting CouchAfter a break filled with spirals, meltdowns, cocktails and MEDIA, Hayley and Kat are back with only one thing left to do: cast the Ryan Murphy produced American Crime Story: Wine Stains. Listen to all the hot takes and real-time case coverage in this star-studded episode!
WARNING: Lots of sensitive content
Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2020-01-2833 min
Beat Face RadioFACTS MACHINE: PART DEUXIt's the most wonderful time of the year: Hayley and Kat's episode audit. That's right we're back again with our fact-checking episode and call in our esteemed colleague Shane Shane to enlighten us and our audience of Coco's legacy on the Golden Girls.
WARNING: episode contains potentially triggering content
Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2019-11-2634 minBeat Face RadioFran FictionIn this episode we serve you hot takes on our favorite truther conspiracies, Instagram's new policies, spiral behavior, dating exes, and how Dynasty, The Golden Girls, The Nanny, and Monica Lewinsky can join forces to help us learn whatever the government is hiding.
Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh
Warning: talks of trauma, depression, and the like2019-11-1235 min
Beat Face RadioMystified Featuring Angie ElizaldeFrom Queen of the Desert to NYC entrepreneur we sit down with barber/stylist, Angie Elizalde. Listen to us discuss small town teenage life, sticking with your intuition, celeb clients, misty fades, presidential endorsements, and her new shop Highlo.
Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2019-11-0533 min
Beat Face RadioThe Robert Goulet Brothers Present- GLAMPIRAHELLO, SPOOPIES!
In this episode Beat Face Radio teams up with the WICKEDLY talented Robert Goulet Brothers to find out who is the spoopiest queen in all of the land. Spooptacular queens Severely Mame, Angelica Sundae, Lucy Balls, and Queen Robert faced a series of grueling and ghouling challenges to prove to us who can be the next Spoop Supreme2019-10-2935 min
Beat Face RadioDavid Barton Day Spa featuring Macy RodmanIn this episode we sit down with star of stage and screen, audio and visual genius MACY RODMAN! Hear us discuss all of the hot topics: Showgirls, John Travolta, weird sex stories, the time Kat posed as a caterer on Lady Gaga's video set, Hayley's high school vendetta, and of course Macy's new album Endless Kindness!
Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2019-10-2249 min
Beat Face RadioDrag Moms featuring Wendy NapolesIn this episode Hayley and Kat sit down with Wendy Napoles, mother of Drag Kid Desmond is Amazing. We cover all the bases: strip malls, military drones, Scorsese's Goodfellas, WWII, NYC badass babes, and pageantry, but most importantly we find out what's actually going on behind the scenes of Desmond's particularly young drags and get to the bottom of the hullabaloo.
Theme Music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh
WARNING: There is vast talk of trauma throughout the episode2019-10-0847 min
Beat Face RadioHot Girl Rosh HashanahWE'RE BACK!
Happy Hot Girl Rosh Hashanah!
In our season premiere we update you on our recent press tour, what we've been watching, and why we don't like noise shows.
Featuring theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh2019-10-0123 min
Beat Face RadioManic Episode: A Beat Face PSAIn this very rare (or not so rare) MANIC EPISODE, we present to you a public service announcement on mental healthcare and wellness during the summertime SADness. Other discussions include Joan Crawford and Seamless orders. BE WELL, OUR ADORING FANS. TAKE CARE!
Warning: We pull the trigger pretty hard with this one and discuss a lot on trauma
Theme music: My Cabana by Crystal Mesh2019-08-1340 min
Beat Face RadioFacts MachineIn the season finale of Beat Face Radio, Hayley and Kat audit previous episodes to deliver listeners the cold. hard. FACTS.
Music by Crystal Mesh
WARNING: this episode contains discussion of trauma and other potentially triggering content2019-07-3044 min
Beat Face RadioFictional True CrimeIn this episode Hayley and Kat breakdown the cultural fascination with true crime, and display that neither have any idea what Matlock is, but thoroughly enjoy quality television.
Music by Crystal Mesh
WARNING: this episode contains discussion of trauma and other potentially triggering content2019-07-1637 min
Beat Face RadioFeeling My Joyce Carol OatesIn this episode Hayley and Kat attempt to discuss current events alongside the importance of the film Foxfire, actress Cathy Moriarty, and much more!
Music by Crystal Mesh2019-07-0915 min
Beat Face RadioPride RideHAPPY POST-PRIDE!
In this episode featuring commentary from Derek Fearon, Leah Pinero, and Rob Roth, Hayley and Kat take a journey through The Village to a restaurant right near the heart of the World Pride Parade
Music by Crystal Mesh2019-07-0212 min
Beat Face RadioThe Feminine SiniseIn this episode Hayley and Kat dissect the pop cultural female narrative and share their timely opinions on Forrest Gump.
Music by Crystal Mesh
WARNING: this episode contains discussion of trauma and other potentially triggering content2019-06-1826 min
Beat Face RadioGypsy (Rose), Tramps, and ThievesIn this episode Hayley and Kat deconstruct The Act, Prison Reform, Dr. Frasier Crane, and much more!
Music by Crystal Mesh
WARNING: this episode contains discussion of trauma and other potentially triggering content2019-06-1133 min