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The Confused BreakfastThe Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Summer of 70s is in full effect with a movie that makes you feel the heat of summer just by watching. Join us as we dissect 1974’s Texas Chain Saw Massacre, arguably one of the most popular horror movies of all-time. How annoying is Franklin? Did the Hitchhiker put a curse on the teens when they picked him up? Why are people so dumb in horror movies? How about that booty shot?! We tackle all this and more. Enjoy!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:15 - Pertinent movie details •0:15:00 - Critical and fan re...
2023-08-092h 02
The Confused BreakfastBRUNCH: TV Shows That You Should Be WatchingAJ, Sean and Mike discuss the current TV shows that they are watching. They also discuss their current 'comfort' tv show.——————————————————————SPONSORS:**HelloFresh- Go to http://HelloFresh.com/confusedbreakfast50 and and use code confusedbreakfast50 for 50% off plus free shipping!”**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane, Joel, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Cameron Jay, Bud Larsen, Katie Beeks, Mr. and Mrs. Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Shaun Dixon, Emilio Perez, Skyler Brunssen, Jor...
2023-08-0741 min
The Confused BreakfastRocky (1976)Summer of 70s kick off with one of the quintessential sports moving of all-time! We answer all the hard-hitting questions - what would happen if Jordan Peterson met Rocky, is Rocky is one step away from being a serial killer, is Rocky actually a good enough boxer to beat Apollo Creed, why is there no boxing in a movie about boxing, was Mickey the reason that Rocky didn’t win the fight? •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:19:00 - Scene by scene b...
2023-08-021h 59
The Confused BreakfastBRUNCH: Should You Go See Barbie and Oppenheimer?Sean got Barbenheimered and he is here to convince AJ and Mike to go see the movies too. We also dive into some conversation about SAG-AFTRA and talk about our favorite movie-going experiences!——————————————————————SPONSORS:**HelloFresh- Go to http://HelloFresh.com/confusedbreakfast50 and and use code confusedbreakfast50 for 50% off plus free shipping!”**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane, Joel, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Cameron Jay, Bud Larsen, Katie Bee...
2023-07-3139 min
The Confused BreakfastTwister (1996)It’s summer in the midwest and the evil villain is a killer tornado that can’t be killed! Join us as we go back to watch 1996’s Twister to see what we think about it with a modern eye. Why is this team so bad at chasing tornados? How easy is it for Bill to treat Melissa so terribly? Is Phillip Seymor Hoffman’s performance good or bad? We tackle all of this and more.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:16:00 - Critical and fan revie...
2023-07-261h 51
The Confused BreakfastBRUNCH: Top 5 Animated TV SeriesWhat are the best Cartoons of all-time?! We tell you our individual Top 5 on today's bonus monthly episode.This was made possible by our incredible patreon members. Their support allows us to add additional episodes every week. If you would like to join them by directly sponsoring this podcast, sign up at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast - bonus audio every week, voting on upcoming episodes, giving your modern day score, a private discord server and more!——————————————————————SPONSORS:**EveryPlate- Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to http://EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering...
2023-07-2458 min
Do You Want to Start a Tab?Serving a Pregnant Woman & Drinking at a Movie Theater with Sean Prior & Katie BeeksWe have our first double guest episode! Sean Prior is a fellow podcaster, musician, and nice guy. His fiancé, Katie Beeks, is a former bartender and now going to dental school. They are also close friends of ours.Story One: A bartender refuses to serve a pregnant woman and keeps letting it be known about her views.Story Two: Sean heads to a movie at a local movie theater, has a couple drinks, and is seated next to someone that is there to have a better time than him.Confused B...
2023-07-2150 min
The Confused BreakfastFlight of the Navigator (1986)Do you remember the wonder and magic of 1986's Flight of the Navigator? We decided to rewatch it to see if it is still holds up the way it did when we were kids. Are the NASA guys really that bad? Did David just create a time travel paradox? What did his dad do to afford a house like that? We tackle these questions and so much more! Compliance!!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
2023-07-121h 41
The Confused BreakfastBack To The Future II (1989)Is Back To The Future 2 one of the best sequels ever? What did they get right and wrong about the future predictions? Why was that guy so focused on a stolen wallet? Why are we blaming Marty’s kids when this is clearly Marty’s fault? We tackle all of this and more in our new episode. Join us as we review Back To The Future 2 with a modern eye to see if it still holds up•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan...
2023-07-051h 48
The Confused BreakfastRaiders of the Lost Ark (1981)Is Raiders of the Lost Ark the best Indiana Jones movie? Despite being more than 40 years old, does the action still hold up? What’s worse- snakes or spiders? Did Indiana Jones actually do anything to affect this story? We tackle all these questions and more in a full-blown, modern-day review.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:45 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:33:30 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey...
2023-06-281h 47
The Confused BreakfastAirborne (1993)We all could use a consciousness raiser. So we’re covering Airborne! You better bring your skates for this Liquid Drano Wannabe Bullwinkle. An iconic take on the surge of 90’s rollerblading, laced with positive vibes, underwear references, and zero rules. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:15 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:15 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:33:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or...
2023-06-211h 46
The Confused BreakfastThe Fugitive (1993)What does a one-armed man, St. Patrick's Day, a respected doctor with a wife who doesn't get too tired for love-making, Polish landlords and a ton of trains have in common? They all make up the plot of the classic 1993 film, The Fugitive. Does it still hold up with a modern eye? How bad is Kimble's lawyer? How many one-arm jokes will the hosts make during this episode? Tune in to find out!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:25:00 - Scene by s...
2023-06-141h 38
The Confused BreakfastStarship Troopers (1997)Come on you apes! Do you want to live forever?? To beat the bug we must understand the bug. Starship Trooper is going to give us a multi-crash course in space politics and human-insect relations. Did Carmen cause the entire war? Is this war a propaganda driven agenda for colonization? Is the only good bug a dead bug? Would you like to know more?•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:38:30 - Modern day ratings...
2023-06-071h 54
The Confused BreakfastCon Air (1997)Put the bunny back in the box. May of Bay: UnCaged comes to a close with a much needed slam-bangin’ good time. Con Air helps us define irony with feeling the subtle breeze of freedom through our hair. Are snowballs any good? Why is Cameron Poe even on this plane? Is John Malevich the ultimate bad guy? This ain’t exactly Mai tai’s and Yahtzee. Welcome to Con Air!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
2023-05-311h 48
The Confused BreakfastGone in 60 Seconds (2000)May of Bay becomes truly Uncaged! Gone In 60 Seconds launches us in to full Nicholas Cage with mode like a Shelby GT 500 with a NOS button. A movie that gave witness to gorgeous cars and awful haircuts. A car movie with underlying tones of family, loyalty and a moral conflict blurring the lines of legality? sounds like things are about to get quick and frenzied. You mean to tell us they're doing all of this for 200k? these guys are professionals? and Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie are in love? Do we look like assholes? Ok, let's do it.
2023-05-241h 48
The Confused BreakfastThe Rock (1996)Welcome to The Rock! May of Bay is officially Uncaged! Michael Bay and Nicholas Cage join forces to give us a movie with more questions than answers. Is Mason actually James Bond? Who left the furnace running? How is the water around San Francisco not completely ruined now? STAND DOWN, CAPTAIN! •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:24:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:47:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS**NordVPN- http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your...
2023-05-172h 00
The Confused BreakfastBad Boys (1995)May of Bay: Uncaged rages on with Bad Boys! Michael Bay’s first major directorial debut attempts to answer the age old question: whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Apparently you pretend to be your Partner for way too long. Does Lawrence outshine Smith? Who exactly are the “Bad Boys”? Are they actually just Bad Cops?? Give us some watermelon bubbliscious and some skittles.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:18:45 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:23:15 - Modern day ratings
2023-05-101h 38
The Confused BreakfastArmageddon (1998)It's the end of the world as we know it. And this is the best that NASA can come up with?? At least they got Bruce Willis. Armageddon Kicks off May of Bay Uncaged! Theres no sound in space. or fire. Try telling that to Michael Bay. oil drillers in space. Liv Tyler being serenaded by her father while she..well you know. bruce willis is saving us again from an impending evil space rock. We got 800 feet to drill and this hairy stamper alway hits his mark.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:45 - Memories of first viewing...
2023-05-031h 42
The Confused BreakfastBig Trouble in Little China (1986)We’re heading down to Chinatown! Kurt Russel and John Carpenter are teaming up again for Big Trouble in Little China. Is Jack Burton a capable hero or lucky zero? Did Mortal Kombat rip off some of the IP here? Sooner or later we run everyone the wrong way. Check’s in the mail, and if we’re not back by dawn call the president.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:19:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:28:00 - Mod...
2023-04-261h 41
The Confused BreakfastTop 5 Movies From 19991999 is widely regarded as one of the best years for movies. When you start reading the list of all the amazing, award-winning moving that came out that year, you will be blown away. We do our best to each pick our individual top 5 from that magical year. Enjoy!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Topic Intro•0:07:00 - Honorable Mentions•0:13:15 - Top 5 Lists——————————————————————SPONSORS**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596**Sign up to be the first to order our Confused Breakfast Singl...
2023-04-241h 05
The Confused BreakfastFargo (1996)Grab your tan Cierra and don’t forget that true coat. Blood has been shed near Brainerd, in a movie called Fargo. Simple honest folks livin’ the dream until it becomes a complex dishonest nightmare. Is Jerry really a victim? Is Marge the greatest detective in cinema? Are you sure you don’t want that True Coat? We think it’s kind of funny looking in a regular kind of way so we called it in…End of story. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:15 - Cri...
2023-04-191h 36
The Confused BreakfastHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)Is that a Sorcerer’s stone in your pocket or are you just happy it’s Wednesday? Yuurr a wizard, ‘Arry…. POTter! Turns out you’re also famous, rich, and naturally gifted. Only problem is the evilest wizard in the world wants to find you and kill you just to repair his ego and street cred. Is quidditch a terrible sport? Is there another place to shop for magic school supplies? who’s accounting for the house points? Wands at the ready! If you swish and flick it more than twice you’re playing with it.•0:00:00 - Introductions...
2023-04-121h 53
The Confused BreakfastSuper Mario Bros (1993)If you read this cast list and told us they were going to make a live action Super Mario Brothers in 1993, we’d scream to take our money. But two tyrannical Directors had 7 different writers had other plans. We know the video game didn’t really make much sense but this is beyond comprehension. We apologize in advance…•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:16:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:26:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:27:00 - Modern day ratings———————————————————...
2023-04-051h 43
The Confused BreakfastThe Fifth Element (1997)Aliens, priests, and warlords, oh my! Get your Multi-pass ready! We’re off to save the world! In between trying to quit smoking and a feeding the cat. Sure, our license is almost suspended but I’m sure the perfect woman will fall right in to our lap, and make everything right in the world. Literally. Anyone else want to negotiate? We’ll take the Fifth…Element that is.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:22:00 - Scene by scene break...
2023-03-291h 52
The Confused BreakfastON-TRIAL: The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)Some movies are just so bad that they may not even deserve to get a full episode review devoted to them. AJ thinks this is a great movie and worthy of it's own episode. Can he convince Sean and Mike? Check out our new series called ON-TRIAL!•0:00:00- Introductions•0:03:00- Sean/Mike hate this movie•0:06:45- How This Works•0:08:30- AJ’s Defense•0:17:15- Jury deliberation——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane...
2023-03-2741 min
The Confused BreakfastAirheads (1994)Oh you’re in a band? What’s it sound like??If you’ve ever been in a band you hate this question. If you’ve asked this question, you didn’t understand the answer. Being in a band is hard. Making it big is nearly impossible. Might as well highjack a radio station until they play your..reel? You’re on the air, so stick it to the man!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:30 - Scene...
2023-03-221h 47
The Confused BreakfastCaddyshack (1980) with Bert KreischerBert Kreischer joins The Confused Breakfast to review the 1980 classic ‘Caddyshack’ to see if it still holds up. Was Judge Smails actually a good guy? Is this Bill Murray’s best role? What’s your favorite Rodney Dangerfield line? We talk about all of this and so much more!•0:0:00 - Introductions•0:10:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:14:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:21:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:34:45 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:43:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com...
2023-03-151h 55
The Confused BreakfastMrs. Doubtfire (1993)HeLLOOOOO! We’ve heard of growing up, but this is ridiculous. Robin Williams will go to the ends of the girth to be with his children, in Mrs. Doubtfire. So get in to character, put the toilet seat down, and be careful with this one she’s old..•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:15 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:45 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:42:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————...
2023-03-081h 58
The Confused BreakfastTrue Romance (1993)True Romance. Young love. Old hate. New Drugs. The ultimate young-male fantasy comes to life in this Tony Scott entry to the Tarantino-verse. So don’t overthink it. Marry the call girl your boss hired for your birthday, kill her pimp since that’s what elvis would do, steal some mob drugs sell them to the lowest bidder! I doubt any loved ones will get hurt. Eat some pie. You’ll feel better.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:30 - Scene by scene b...
2023-03-011h 48
The Confused BreakfastI'VE NEVER SEEN,.... Cobra (1986)The 'I've Never Seen' series is back! If you have seen 1986's Cobra, you are going to want to listen to this episode. If you haven't seen this movie, you will need to immediately go watch it and THEN listen to this episode. Enjoy!•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:03:30- Who hasn’t seen this movie•0:11:30- Pertinent details and reviews•0:21:00- Scene by scene breakdown•1:13:30- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**P...
2023-02-271h 29
The Confused BreakfastSaving Private Ryan (1998)It's a deep episode but it's important that we honor those brave soldiers who were immortalized in 1998's Saving Private Ryan. So, strap in and join us for our most intense and longest episode yet.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:19:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:29:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:58:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————Sponsors:**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com**Zocdoc- Go to http://ZocDoc.com/Breakfa...
2023-02-222h 10
The Confused BreakfastClue (1985)Colonel Mustard, in the study, with a wrench! Well that one way it could have happened. To make a long story short(too late), Patreon recently voted for this on the nose whodunnit, based on the infamous board game or is it bored game? Gather up your weapons, point your fingers, and follow us through the secret passages!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:15:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:20:00 - Modern day ratings—————————...
2023-02-151h 37
The Confused BreakfastComing To America (1988)But where in America can one find a queen? QUEENS! Duh! It’s our first Eddie Murphy movie! We fantasize about being too rich to wipe your own backside and clean your royal… front side. Would you rather eat and McDonald’s or McDowell’s? Did Arsenio Hall steal the show and launch from his performance here? Either way this is movie that determined that one thing that makes an Eddie Murphy movie better is more Eddie Murphy! Just let your soul glow!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:45 - Pertinent mov...
2023-02-081h 55
The Confused BreakfastTeen Wolf (1985)Growing up is tough- voice cracks, canines start coming in, hair in strange places. Are you supposed to get taller? Gotta have the talk with dad abut the birds and the fleas. Teen Wolf was held and released just after Michael J. Fox exploded on to cinema with Back to the Future. It's a story we've heard before with a not so subtle twist. Are werewolves common in Nebraska? Are werewolves good at everything? or just basketball? Do Scott and Boof...Boof? let's pick up a keg of beer and jump on top of the van to street surf...
2023-02-011h 45
The Confused BreakfastOut Cold (2001)Bull Mountain, Don’t Go Changin!! On this week’s episode, we strap on the snowboards, cue up Island in the Sun and hang out with an all-star cast of actors before their prime. Why is Rick trying to ruin an engagement? Did Anna tell her fiance about Rick? Why doesn’t David Koechner have more screen time? We tackle all these questions and more as we dive into a full review of Out Cold.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:27:00 - Scene...
2023-01-251h 40
The Confused BreakfastMINI-BYTE: South ParkSouth Park is the second-longest running American cartoon series for good reason. We take a deep dive into the history of this show, as well as discussing our favorite episodes and characters. Join us for our fun discussion about this pop culture juggernaut. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:00 - First Memories•0:08:30 - How it Started•0:18:00 - Seasons/Episodes/Characters•0:31:15 - How It’s Made•0:44:45 - Trivia Questions——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**Proud podcast on the Cloud10...
2023-01-231h 02
The Confused BreakfastGoodfellas (1990)Ever since we were kids we wanted to do a podcast about a gangster.. Goodfellas is revered as maybe the most quintessential gangster mafia spectacle since its inception. Does the Martin Scorsese staple still hold as an instant classic? Or did it mouth off too much and earn a place at the bottom, sleepin’ with the fishes? You think we’re funny? Funny how? •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:38:30 - Modern day ratings—...
2023-01-181h 49
The Confused BreakfastMallrats (1995)Say, would you like a chocolate pretzel?? Kevin Smith’s second film in the View Askewniverse, Mallrats, taught us the importance of being up 12-2 in the 2nd period, the meaning of callow, and that the back of a Volkswagen is no place to make Whoopi.. or something like that. Does Kevin’s Smiths signature dialogue come through? Are Jay and Silent Bob always the best part of these movies? Will Willam ever see the schooner? SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES! •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30- Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan review...
2023-01-111h 41
The Confused BreakfastThe Thing (1982)It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… The Thing! In 1982, John Carpenter gave us a reimagined version of a 1950’s original. We can survive the Antarctic winter as long as we’ve got each other, right? At least until each other isn’t who they appear to be! It’s a movie that raises more questions than Jeopardy. So grab your prospectors hat, a fresh bottle of J&B scotch, and your trusty flame thrower! Cause trust is a hard thing to come by these days. U.S. outpost 31 Antarctica: Out. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:45 - Memori...
2023-01-041h 51
The Confused BreakfastDumb and Dumber (1994)Just when you think we couldn’t pick a better movie to review, we go and do something like this. AND TOTALLY REDEEM OURSELVES! Is Dumb and Dumber Jim Carrey’s best movie? Could this have been as great without Jeff Daniels? Who is actually dumber between the two of them? To find out, hit play and enjoy our modern day review of one of the funniest movies of all-time. We will just be hanging by the bar… putting out the vibe!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie de...
2022-12-281h 58
The Confused BreakfastTop 5 Winter MoviesWell, winter is upon us! That means cold weather, isolation and darkness. But it can also mean friendship, introspection and laughter. We discuss our top 5 movies that have all the winter vibes and beg to be watched during this time of year.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Topic Intro•0:06:15 - Honorable Mentions•0:09:45 - Top 5 Lists——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane, Joel, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera...
2022-12-261h 05
The Confused BreakfastElf (2003)It’s time to pass through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, through the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops, and then through the Lincoln Tunnel! Elf, was the breakout leading role for Will Farrell in the holiday season. Is this the last great Christmas classic? Can elves, well, a human raised by elves, really survive on sugar? How long would it take to walk from the North Pole to New York City? Why the hell are elves making so many etch-a-sketches and Jack in the boxes?? Time to get more action in a week than you have yo...
2022-12-211h 48
The Confused BreakfastJust Friends (2005)Forgiveness is more than saying sorry, you guys. Join us as we discuss 2005's 'Just Friends!' Is this Ryan Reynold's best role? Did Anna Ferris steal every scene she was in? How often do you think of this movie when you meet someone named Joyce? Did you ever ski in your jeans? We tackle all the hard-hitting questions. Enjoy!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:09:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:18:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:37:30 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray G...
2022-12-141h 50
The Confused BreakfastKindergarten Cop (1990)It’s not a tumor! It’s just Kindergartners. Get yourself a shave, put on you best blazer, lose the gun and pick up your whistle. We’re going undercover with no experience and horrible reasoning! Hope we don’t fall in love with the woman we’re looking for! ONE TWO THREE FOUR! MARCH! •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:09:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:15:20 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:07:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. http://felixgrayglasse...
2022-12-071h 16
The Confused BreakfastThe Blues Brothers (1980)MR. MAN! It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. We’re getting the band back together. The Blues Brother are on a mission from God. And we’re on a mission to discuss it. So get some dry white toast, four fried chickens, and a coke. crank up that cop motor to hit some Illinois ASWPP’s. You guys better get going, they want us to pay for the beer. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:45...
2022-11-301h 52
The Confused BreakfastThe Goonies: Revisited (Recorded in The Goonies House)We were given the opportunity to record a podcast INSIDE The Goonies house. A house where no one from the public has been allowed to tour for nearly 10 years. Couldn't pass up the chance to revisit this iconic movie and talk more about it. You won't want to miss this episode. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:07:30 - Revisiting The Goonies•0:35:30 - Writing our own sequel•0:40:00 - Astoria and other films•0:42:30 - Changing our ratings——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confu...
2022-11-2850 min
The Confused BreakfastGrumpy Old Men (1993)The best of enemies and the worst of friends. Two comedic giants reunite after 10 years for a trip down not so great memory lane. Do bathrooms have auras? Is ice fishing alone the ultimate male fantasy? Can friendships last a lifetime? Or are the dead ones the lucky ones, so they don’t have to deal with it anymore? Grumpy Old Men will teach us what life after life is all about!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:19:33 - Scene by scene br...
2022-11-231h 33
The Confused BreakfastAmerican Psycho (2000)Grab a robe but not the Bijan and join us as we review American Psycho. Was there an increase in business card sales after this movie? Does any of this actually happen or is it in Patrick Bateman's head? Is his workout regimen and facial routine something we should all start doing? What does a vice president of mergers and aquisitions even do? Why in the world was acquisitions spelled wrong in the movie? We dive into all of this and more on today's episode. Enjoy!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movi...
2022-11-161h 44
The Confused BreakfastHook (1991)Looky looky, I got Hooky! Grab your Fairy dust and draw your swords! Hook takes us to Neverland to find our inner child. So imagine a frosting pie, learn to crow, and clap your hands if you believe in fairies! We got a war in 3 days! BANAGARANG! •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:30- Memories of first viewing•0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:23:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:37:15 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————**If you need a website, look no further than the amazing company who made ours. Driving Cap Digital http://drivingcapdi...
2022-11-091h 50
The Confused BreakfastAliens (1986)Marines, facehuggers, and Xenomorphs OH MY!! Get ready to jump back in a stasis pod, cause we’re going back with Ripley for Aliens! When no one believes your story from 57 years ago, you may as well join the marine crew to go back and say I told you so. Hope there’s no kids or evolved Alien species waiting for us. Game over, man! Game over!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:39:30 - Modern...
2022-11-021h 51
The Confused BreakfastBack To The Future (1985)Great Scott! It’s finally here! We tackle Back to the Future on the THE DAY! The movie that set the standard for the rules of time travel. We’re gonna need 1.21 gigawatts to cover this monumental flick! So grab some plutonium from the corner store, input your time destination and get your flux capacitor…..fluxing so we can make like a tree and get outta here! You know this episode is gonna get heavy! •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:45. - Pertinent movie details •0:15:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:23:15 - Sce...
2022-10-262h 02
The Confused BreakfastI'VE NEVER SEEN... Parenthood (1989)Wait, so Steve Martin, Keanu Reeves and Rick Moranis were in a movie together that no one remembers?! Well one of us does! In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be reviewing a classic movie from 2 different perspectives. First, from the perspective of someone who has seen the movie countless times. And secondly, from the persp...
2022-10-241h 14
The Confused BreakfastThe Evil Dead (1981)Spooky season is upon us, so grab your 4 best friends, book an isolated VRBO cabin in the woods and spend the weekend. You can drink some wine, start a fire and venture into the creepy basement to hear evil incantations that will spawn demons to terrorize you. Should be a relaxing weekend!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:17:45 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:23:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused
2022-10-191h 35
The Confused BreakfastThe Lost Boys (1987)People are strange in Santa Carla. Apparently more that usual. Makes sense for the murder capital of the world. The Lost Boys shows us that under the weird clothes, rich, poor, big, or small. We all taste the same to Vampires. So call your husky, don’t invite anyone in to your house and do a weapons check. Oh and if your brother is sleeping in, staying up late, becoming interested in girls and spills milk in the kitchen he’s probably a vampire so you better kill him. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing
2022-10-121h 48
The Confused BreakfastRoad House (1989)Fire up the Monster Truck and grab your medical records. We’re headed to Cedar Ridge Distillery for our first ever live show featuring Road House! It’s time for a Swayze fueled fun time with broken glass, boobs, and blues. Is Wesley really the bad guy? Is there a national bouncer union circuit? Does pain actually hurt? Look, just follow the three simple rules of Dalton, crank up the Jeff Healy and kick off your boot knife boots. It’s time for Road House LIVE!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:15. - Pertinent mo...
2022-10-051h 44
The Confused BreakfastFast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) w/Raiders of the Lost PodcastAll we need are some tasty waves and some cool BUDZ and we’re fine! It’s the cross over you’ve all been waiting for! We are joined by our friends and hosts of Raider of the Lost Podcast, James and Anthony Deveney. We’ve joined forces to cover one of the essential high school hangout flicks of the century, Fast Times at Ridgement High. Was the Mall as cool as they made it seem? Did sex rule all motivation in high school? Will Anthony ever finally lose his virginity? Look, We’re seniors now. We’re single, successful gu...
2022-09-281h 24
The Confused BreakfastON-TRIAL: BioDome (1996)Some movies are just so bad that they may not even deserve to get a full episode review devoted to them. Mike thinks BioDome is a great movie and worthy of it's own episode. Can he convince Sean and AJ? Check out our new series called ON-TRIAL!•0:00:00- Introductions•0:03:00- Sean/AJ hate this movie•0:08:30- How This Works•0:11:30- Mike’s Defense•0:23:00- Jury deliberation——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com—————...
2022-09-2646 min
The Confused BreakfastAce Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Alllllrighty theeen! Ace Ventura helped launch the career of rubber faced Jim Carrey. It also sparked a controversial controversial conversation many years later. So grab your isotoners, put the laces out, and let’s save some animals! Ace Ventura is about to make a splash in the confused breakfast podcast, so do NOT go in there!!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:23:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:25:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. ...
2022-09-211h 35
The Confused BreakfastRaising Arizona (1987)
Parenthood may seem like fun and games till some one kidnaps an infant and houses a couple of fugitive friends. Raising Arizona brings us a not so grounded tale of love, and how far we’re willing to go back for it. Don’t miss your turn, grab the Huggies and whatever’s in the cash register. Crime of passion is not the same as a passion of crime. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:17:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1...
2022-09-141h 33
The Confused BreakfastAustin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
YEAH, baby, YEAH! Shall we pod now or pod later? Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery offers up a groovy take on the classic spy flick and turns it on its head(with frickin’ laser beams). As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, We’ll be sound as a pound! It’s our podcast, baby and it freaks us out!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:10:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:00 - Critical and fan...
2022-09-071h 43
The Confused BreakfastAmerican Pie (1999)
We all remember high school right? Whether we want to or not. This week we are bring it all back with American Pie. The school work, the pressure, the parties. At least we’ve got our buds to make unreasonable sex pacts with and share the most embarrassing things that have ever happened to us. So find your sensitive side, grab your secret sex bible, and by all means avoid the apple pie and pale ale. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:45 - Critical and fan reviews•...
2022-08-311h 49
The Confused BreakfastMINI-BYTE: Saved By The Bell
Saved By The Bell was arguably one of the most popular kid's television shows of the 90s. We do a deep dive on the history of this show to decide if it still moves us the way it did as kids or if we should leave it in the past!•0:00:00- Introductions•0:02:30- Topic Setup•0:07:30- Origin Story•0:13:00- Characters/Actors•0:31:30- Popular Years and Ending•0:37:30- Favorite Episodes——————————————————————**Check out our friends at Podcorn if you are looking to learn more about podcast sponsorships! http://podcorn.com/podcasters——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confus...
2022-08-2958 min
The Confused BreakfastWilly Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
We’ve got a golden ticket. And we’re capping off our Summer of Seventies with a world of pure imagination. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory takes us on a colorful ride that shows us just how chocolate it takes to rouse the living dead and apparently kill the newly living. Are kids the worst? Are old people the worst? Is wonka actually a serial killer?are there only male Oompa Loompas? Summer of Seventies just got a whole lot Wilder!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:15:00...
2022-08-241h 45
The Confused BreakfastThe Warriors (1979)
Warriooorsss come out to playyayyy!! Time to bop our way back to Coney Island. 100,000 gang members. 20,000 cops. All looking for us. No where to run. No where to hide. Baseball clowns, Mimes, and Orphans, OH MY! Get packed, make sure your cardio is tip top, and don't forget to pay your subway tokens. The Summer Of 70's rolls on with The Warriors. CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAS? CAN YOU DIG IT? CAAAANNN YYOOOOUUUU DIIIG IIIITTTT!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:23...
2022-08-171h 40
The Confused BreakfastMonty Python and The Holy Grail (1975)
Let’s go to Camelot! Actually.. let’s not. Summer of 70’s continues with Monty Python and the Holy grail. Do witches weigh as much as a duck? How brave can you be in face of certain death and dismemberment? Do coconuts migrate? Or does it take a certain kind of swallow? Bring out your dead and prepare your coconut horse! Not even a flesh would can stop the summer of seventies!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:12:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:16:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:24:00 - Scene by scene bre...
2022-08-101h 27
The Confused BreakfastJaws (1975)
Baa Dum. Baa Dum. The movie that made you question even the smallest bodies of water. Jaws launched some major careers in cinema but can it hold up against the test of time nearly a half-century later?? Are sharks as dangerous as they make it seem? Can you put a price on the lives of tourists? Let’s catch up with Bruce and dive in! It's the summer of 70s! The entire month of August will be movies from the 70s.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:00...
2022-08-031h 32
The Confused BreakfastWho Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
We’re not bad, we’re just drawn this way. Join us as we dissect one of the most innovative movies of the 80’s. Does this still hold up with a modern day viewing? Tune in to find out.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:15:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:22:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————**10% off your first order of Pepper Joe’s. https://pepperjoe.com/discount/CONFUSED——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused—————————————...
2022-07-271h 33
The Confused BreakfastReservoir Dogs (1992)
Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite? The Dog days of summer are upon us. So we’re smashing through Quentin Tarentino’s major debut Resevoir Dogs. A movie based on reading between the lines launched a theatrical universe and the careers of some of hollywoods finest. Do belly shots really hurt? Will putting the lime in the coconut relieve your belly ache? Will you ever hear stuck in the middle with you the same way again? Are we the only professionals here?? Pick a color, cock your gun and for god sake leav...
2022-07-201h 52
The Confused BreakfastTop 5 Movie Soundtracks
If you love this podcast, you know how important music is to us when we discuss movies. So we decided to talk about our Top 5 Movie Soundtracks! Join us for this fun episode. •0:00:00- Introductions •0:03:45- Topic Setup/Honorable Mentions •0:11:00- Top 5 Movie Soundtracks——————————————————————**10% off your first order of Pepper Joe’s. https://pepperjoe.com/discount/CONFUSED——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts...
2022-07-131h 01
The Confused BreakfastMajor League (1989)
JUUUAASST A BIT OUTSIDE! Major League is about make these misfits a household name. A bunch of has beens, are nots, and should haves are gonna try and win the whole f**king thing. So say a prayer to jobu, put on your glasses, and lube up a curve ball. There’s no Red Tags here! Only bad knees and booze fueled fun! •0:05:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:11:30- Pertinent movie details •0:16:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:25:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:32:30- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**10% off your first order of Pepper Joe’s. https://pepperj...
2022-07-061h 41
The Confused BreakfastWayne's World (1992)
Asphinctersayswhat? Time for our dreams of doing a show in a basement becoming a full time gig to become a reality! Wayne’s World taught us that following your dreams doesn’t have to mean selling out! NOT!! Keep your friends close and the party even closer. So let’s crank up some bohemian rhapsody, blindly sign a contract and Find out if we’re worthy. Let’s do the super mega fun version! WAYNES WORLD PARTY TIME EXCELLENT WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOO!•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:30- Pertinent movie d...
2022-06-291h 44
The Confused BreakfastHappy Gilmore (1996)
Is that goal regulation size or what?? Happy Gilmore is disrupting the game of golf on this weeks episode! We find out what happens when an angry person plays one of the most angering sports in the world. Broken bottles, broken rakes, broken, Volkswagens, batting cages? Only 364 more days till next seasons hockey tryouts so grab you grandfathers clubs find your happy place and let’s head to the water berry open to make some money. Gold jacket green jacket who gives a shit! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:00- Pertinen...
2022-06-221h 41
The Confused BreakfastI'VE NEVER SEEN... Explorers (1985)
It’s the stuff dreams are made of. Well kinda.. this weeks I’ve Never Seen episode, 1 of the guys is happy to show the other two, Explorers! A movie that transcended the Galaxy to give us… we’ll you’ll just have to see. Do aliens exist? What is our purpose? Do movie deadlines mean nothing to production studios? Let dive in and find out more!•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:06:00- Who hasn’t seen this movie•0:12:30- Pertinent details and reviews•0:18:30- Scene by scene breakdown •1:18:00- Modern day ratings——————————————————————...
2022-06-151h 32
The Confused BreakfastWeekend At Bernie's (1989)
We hear it’s always a killer time up at Bernie’s! Let’s go for the weekend! Sometimes you just can’t let ANYTHING get in the way of your stroke of good luck. So let’s keep lying to everyone as well as ourselves about how we think this could possibly end. We’ve heard of faking a death but this is ridiculous.. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:05:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:23:00 - Modern day ratings———...
2022-06-081h 32
The Confused BreakfastMINI-BYTE: Best Toys of the 80's/90's
If you grew up in the 80s or 90s, you know that seeing a photo of a toy from your childhood, can bring floods of nostalgia! On this mini-byte episode, we talk about the best and most popular toys of those 2 decades. Give it a listen for guaranteed nostalgia and laughs.•0:00:00- Introductions•0:06:30- Topic Setup•0:10:45- 80’s Toys•0:33:00- 90’s Toys——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. Browse and more info here at http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————
2022-06-011h 06
The Confused BreakfastBONUS: Top Gun Maverick (2022) Review
SPOILERS! After recording our movie review on the original Top Gun, we were graciously provided a private screening of the new Top Gun Maverick movie with some of our awesome friends. We have some thoughts on the movie and will be reviewing on this episode. Is it better than the original? Do we have any issues with the movie? How does this movie rank for us? Join us for all the thoughts…. if you haven’t seen it, stop and go watch!——————————————————————**10% off your first order of Pepper Joe’s. Check them out at https://pepperjoe.com/discount/CONFUSED——————————————————————
2022-05-3148 min
The Confused BreakfastPredator (1987)
Get to the choppa!!!!!!! Time to casually blast a boom box in a helicopter for a covert mission that we don’t actually know anything about. What are we doing? Who’s out there? Who is this lady and why are we letting her tag along? Why are we just randomly dying? Probably to keep us from asking any more questions. This isn’t going to end well. Unless your Arny obvi. Stick around you son of a b*tch. ET’s got nothing on Predator. And it definitely doesn’t come in peace.•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•...
2022-05-251h 47
The Confused BreakfastTop Gun (1986)
I feel the need, the need for speed. It’s time to buzz the tower, before we call the ball. I think our egos just cashed another check.. Top Gun has inspired us to take on new call signs and take off our shirts for volleyball. Don’t let the hair fool you, we’re dangerous, sweaty, and inverted. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:05:30 - Call Sign Ceremony•0:08:30- Memories of first viewing•0:12:15- Pertinent movie details •0:17:00- Critical and fan reviews•0:25:00- Scene by scene breakdown •1:37:00- Modern day ratings...
2022-05-181h 48
The Confused BreakfastBASEketball (1998)
Someday I’m gonna be a big sports star. Dude, We all thought we were going to be the next Reggie Jackson. Until we realized we’re actually just average joes, dude. What happens when a driveway game sweeps the nation and let regular people compete at the pro level? Some major names in comedy joined forces to give us just that in, Baseketball! Our very first executive producer pick, dude! So get your khakis, come up with your best Journey Psych out and quit being a little bitch, dude. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:06:45 - Memories o...
2022-05-111h 33
The Confused BreakfastSpaceballs (1987)
This podcast has officially gone from suck to blow. Mel Brooks’ 1987 space adventure parody takes a not so subtle jab at some of the biggest titles in the genre. Too bad about the merchandising… So close down the 3 ring circus, secure all the animals in the zoo, and prepare for ludicrous speed! We’re about to go plaid through the 4th wall right NOW now! May the Schwartz be with you!•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:05:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:15- Pertinent movie details •0:13:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:22:00 - Scene by scene break...
2022-05-041h 31
The Confused BreakfastRed Dawn (1984)
WOLVERINES!!!!!! Gear up jump in the truck and let’s head to the mountains! Red Dawn has broken and thank god some ragtag teens are here to stop it! Does the very first pg-13 movie hold up? Will what was once considered one of the most violent movies at the time, still shock us all the same way? Should you really drink blood straight from the deer? All we know is, “the chair is against the wall” and “John has a long mustache” so what ever you do AVENGE MEEEEE!!•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:05:30 - Memories of first viewin...
2022-04-271h 42
The Confused BreakfastTop 5 Movies From 1985
Some years just seem to have an endless supply of classic movies. 1985 was one of those years. Wait till you hear about all of the movies that were released in this magical year. We chat about them and give you our personal Top 5 lists.•0:00:00- Introductions•0:04:30- Topic Setup/Honorable Mentions•0:12:00- Top 5 Summer Movies——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. Browse and more info here at http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com———...
2022-04-201h 04
The Confused BreakfastThe Big Lebowski (1998)
Sometimes theres man. Not a hero, but a man. Ah F**k it dude. Let’s go bowling. The chronicled tale of the Dude is both pointless and imperative. A movie wrapped in its own feelings more than it’s own story. So let’s pack a ringer with our whites, mix up another Caucasian, and bash up a corvette after we botched a random handoff. Turn off the Eagles and crank the Creedence tapes and relax while we break down The Big Lebo… hey do you have any Kahlua?•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:04:30 - Memories of f...
2022-04-131h 57
The Confused BreakfastTommy Boy (1995)
Holy Schnikes, they finally gave Chris Farley a lead role in a movie and he delivered a performance of a lifetime. Tommy Boy might be one of the most quoted movies in history and showed us signs of Farley’s deeper brilliance. Unfortunately he passed away 2 years later. What do you say we grab our clip-on ties, stock our office refrigerators with be— errrr soda, and check the specs on the endline for the rotary gerder, because it’s time to make a podcast for the american working man because that’s who we are and that’s who we care about...
2022-04-061h 38
The Confused BreakfastTremors (1990)
Can you fly you sucker?? Some how comedy, sci-fi, and horror came together to give us what might be one the most iconic performances of Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, and the rest of the surrounding cast. These crawly things make for one wild ride in the bustling metropolis of Perfection. One things for sure.. this one’s not dumb.•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:05:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:30- Pertinent movie details •0:12:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:13:15- Modern day ratings...
2022-03-301h 20
The Confused BreakfastI'VE NEVER SEEN... Cocktail (1988)
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be reviewing a classic movie from 2 different perspectives. First, from the perspective of someone who has seen the movie countless times. And secondly, from the perspective of 2 people that have JUST watched the movie for the first and only time. Today's episode will focus on 1988’s ‘Cocktail.’ Whether you have se...
2022-03-231h 11
The Confused BreakfastThe Boondock Saints (1999)
Say a prayer and cock your silenced pistols. The Boondock Saints are marchin’ in! The 1999 Troy Duffy cult classic will take us through all the shoot outs and ritual killing of bad guys. We got our pea coats and shades. So pull up a stool and grab a beer while we break down the symbology here. Everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:05:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:10:15- Pertinent movie details •0:18:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:28:45 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:35:00- Modern da...
2022-03-161h 45
The Confused BreakfastThe Mummy (1999)
Terrifying story of death and resurrection? Or maybe the most romantic love story of all time? The Mummy will make you wonder who’s side your on. So grab your bag of guns, and saddle up the fastest camels in existence cause we’re going to find ourselves a nice gooey mummy, and unleash hell on earth. If we don’t end up making it out of here, please don’t sign us up for mummification. •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:07:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:13:00- Pertinent movie details •0:18:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0...
2022-03-091h 49
The Confused BreakfastBatman (1989)
Hi, My name is Batman and I’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moon light. What started as a comical idea turned to a burtonized dark and strange tale on one of the most recognized super heroes in the world. With a mix and match casting, iconic score, and script that was written while shooting, does Batman, the highest grossing film of 1989, still hold up? Is Keaton the greatest Batman? Is Nicholson the best joker? Time to take up the cape, drop a mobster or two in to an open vat of chemical waste, and try no...
2022-03-021h 50
The Confused BreakfastMINI-BYTE: Nintendo 64
On this week's pop-culture nostalgia-bomb episode, we talk about Nintendo 64. Being the quintessential gaming system of the late 90s, we guarantee that you share the love that we have for this system. Join us as we discuss the history of the N64 and reminisce about some of the awesome games.•0:00:00- Introductions
•0:07:45- Topic Setup•0:12:30- History of the N64
•0:19:30- Specs, console and accessories•0:31:00- Favorite Games——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. Browse and more info here at http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com
2022-02-2358 min
The Confused BreakfastThe Shining (1980)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Time to pack up the family and forcefully make them sit through a Colorado winter nightmare in a haunted hotel so you can try to not fail at writing. The Shining will show us the darker side of getting snowed in. It’s not all cuddles and cocoa. Heeeeeere’s JOHNNY! Come play with us….•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:06:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:45- Pertinent movie details •0:13:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:15 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:42:00- Modern day ratings...
2022-02-161h 52
The Confused Breakfast50 First Dates (2004)
Don’t forget your flippy floppies! It’s a warm one out there! Oh wait, wrong movie, kinda. 50 first dates takes a fun twist on a familiar plot with a character reliving the same day over and over and over again. But everyone else is there to help her along, kind of. This feels a little weird to be honest.. just lying to a loved one day after day after coercing lots of other women and friends.. aloha!•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:07:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:12:30- Pertinent movie details •0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews...
2022-02-091h 27
The Confused BreakfastGroundhog Day (1993)
Don’t forget your booties, it’s cold out there! It’s GROUNDHOG DAY and you only got one day to live, over and over and over again. What would do? What would you do different? Who would you do? Who would you do different? Why would you do.. well you get it. It’s time to flirt with the locals, eat everything we can and finish with a cold shower… or driving the truck off a cliff.•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:05:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:15- Pertinent movie details •0:11:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0...
2022-02-021h 30
The Confused BreakfastTop 5 Rom-Coms
Our topic today is Top 5 Romantic Comedies. Before you go, ewwwwww, yuck and turn it off, you gotta think about the bad rap that Romantic Comedies get. People think of them as 'girl movies' and 'dumb love stories.' But if you think this way, you are likely missing out on some truly great movies that are perfect for all occasions. Join us as we discuss our Top 5 Romantic Comedies. •0:00:00- Introductions•0:05:00- Topic Setup•0:09:15- Honorable Mentions•0:13:30 Top 5 Rom-Coms——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses. Browse and more in...
2022-01-261h 04
The Confused BreakfastCool Runnings (1993)
Sanka, ya ded? Our lord and savior, John Candy is back as we review the second best Disney movie made about the Olympics. A movie that took some major liberties with the actual story, in order to deliver us a feel-good, lesson-learned type of a film. Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's podcast time... Cool Runningsssss!•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:06:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:45- Pertinent movie details •0:15:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:26:30- Modern day ratings——————————————————...
2022-01-191h 34
The Confused BreakfastBONUS: The Matrix Resurrections Review
After watching the original Matrix, we sat down and discussed our thoughts on the new Matrix installment. If you like this type of content, consider joining our Patreon for bonus content every week! Check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast And speaking of Patreon, our highest tier supporters get mentioned in the actual episode and in the liner notes. Dane, Joel, Robin Fawcett, Tony B, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Jordon, Elisha, Nick Fulkerson, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Bud Larsen, BigBigAndy, Katie Beeks, Travis Hunziker, Bryan Hernandez, Greg Jackson, Mr and Mrs Roommate, Cale James...
2022-01-1728 min
The Confused BreakfastThe Matrix (1999)
take the blue pill and you'll wake up feeling kind of groggy. take the red pill and you'll be ripped from everything you could possibly think of as real and spit out via a bio mechanical bowel movement, picked up like a prize in a claw machine and everyone is definitely gonna see your privates...1999's The Matrix left us all questioning our own reality among other things. do they sterilize those brain needles? is Morpheus actually a bad guy? was Cypher right? STOP. Its bullet time. eat your goup, and take your pills, we're gonna see how deep...
2022-01-121h 42
The Confused BreakfastRad (1986)
GNARLEY! It’s time to finish up your paper route and bicycle boogie on down to hell track! Rad offers up some of best 80’s cheese that taught us that corporate bread is no match for scrappy hometown DIY attitude dude! Let’s stick it to the man and mom and ass slide our way in to awesomeness! •0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:06:15- Pertinent movie details •0:10:15- Memories of first viewing •0:16:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:20:30- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get 20% OFF at Manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CONFUSED...
2022-01-051h 29
The Confused BreakfastI'VE NEVER SEEN... The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an episode. We will be reviewing a classic movie from 2 different perspectives. First, from the perspective of someone who has seen the movie countless times. And secondly, from the perspective of 2 people that have JUST watched the movie for the first and only time. Today's episode will focus on 1985’s ‘The Legend of Billi...
2021-12-291h 22
Ethical RiotingEpisode 16: Bachelorette PartyYes, yes, I know. We missed three months, and we owe you. But! Here’s a podcast for May! This one has a gigantic cast of characters featuring non-IMSAns, and many from class of 2001 plus one person from class of 2005. It’s even more special because it was recorded during Katrina’s bachelorette party.
We finished the Escape Room in less than an hour - without any hints! These are very smart people. From left to right: Megan Ladror, Steve, Katie Beeks, Matthew, and Katrina’s in front with the crown and sword.
2019-05-2000 min