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Keith and The Girl3912: The New Pope (U!S!A! U!S!A!) w/ Myka FoxWith the help of the great Myka Fox, Keith discusses the stressful planning of his move to Charlotte, her Cracked stand-up special, the first American Pope, and the Supreme Court ruling for President Trump to be able to ban transgender troops. Also, Keith critiques the Met Gala 2025 female outfits.2025-05-0847 min
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3909: Keith Loves Paying Rent on Time and Doesn’t Believe In That 5th of the Month Bullshit Because We’re All Adults and Rent Gets Paid on the 1st No Exceptions and Amenities Are a Gift Not a Right w/ Rod and Karen MorrowKeith is back from his last plane ride in a while from Charlotte, North Carolina, America … because he’s gonna move there! Keith is joined by greats and fellow Charlotteans Rod and Karen Morrow to help discuss his potential living situation, his feelings (!!!) on the big change, and everything swirling in his head. The trio also discusses KATG’s Spring 2025 Poker Championship, the origins of Minimum Rage, and Keith’s dad making his children suck on his thumb.2025-05-0100 min
Keith and The Girl3909: Keith Loves Paying Rent on Time and Doesn’t Believe In That 5th of the Month Bullshit Because We’re All Adults and Rent Gets Paid on the 1st No Exceptions and Amenities Are a Gift Not a Right w/ Rod and Karen MorrowKeith is back from his last plane ride in a while from Charlotte, North Carolina, America … because he’s gonna move there! Keith is joined by greats and fellow Charlotteans Rod and Karen Morrow to help discuss his potential living situation, his feelings (!!!) on the big change, and everything swirling in his head. The trio also discusses KATG’s Spring 2025 Poker Championship, the origins of Minimum Rage, and Keith’s dad making his children suck on his thumb.2025-05-011h 55Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3904: Qualification w/ Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin MartineauTrue open books Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau revisit KATG to discuss polyamory and infidelity as well as sobriety and temptation. The duo also helps Keith navigate his dad emailing, “Are we able to be respectful friends, without conditions?" Keith also has breaking news: He’s leaving New York City?! Also, today’s Celebrity Rape Corner features comedian, actor, author, and recent Jesus disciple, spiritual guide, and crystal salesman Russell Brand.2025-04-0500 min
Keith and The Girl3904: Qualification w/ Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin MartineauTrue open books Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau revisit KATG to discuss polyamory and infidelity as well as sobriety and temptation. The duo also helps Keith navigate his dad emailing, “Are we able to be respectful friends, without conditions?" Keith also has breaking news: He’s leaving New York City?! Also, today’s Celebrity Rape Corner features comedian, actor, author, and recent Jesus disciple, spiritual guide, and crystal salesman Russell Brand.2025-04-051h 44
Keith and The Girl3902: Working Classholes presents Keith’s Dad: The MovieKeith has a sit-down with Working Classholes’ Josh Accardo and Ed McGowan to discuss their upcoming project of filming skits covering the beyond ridiculous stories that Keith’s father has been sharing for decades. Subscribe to the Working Classholes podcast, and be sure to check out KATG.com/DAD2025-03-2649 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3902: Working Classholes presents Keith’s Dad: The MovieKeith has a sit-down with Working Classholes’ Josh Accardo and Ed McGowan to discuss their upcoming project of filming skits covering the beyond ridiculous stories that Keith’s father has been sharing for decades. Subscribe to the Working Classholes podcast, and be sure to check out KATG.com/DAD2025-03-2600 min
Keith and The Girl3901: The Severance Season 2 Finale/Wicked Part 1 Special w/ Jason OuelletteJason Ouellette (aka B. Jason) joins Keith, who just saw the movie Wicked! And Keith’s got thoughts! Uh oh! He also finished Severance Season 2! Fuck! He also has opinions on Snow White, the Gaza war, and 23andMe selling your DNA! Good luck!2025-03-2554 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3901: The Severance Season 2 Finale/Wicked Part 1 Special w/ Jason OuelletteJason Ouellette (aka B. Jason) joins Keith, who just saw the movie Wicked! And Keith’s got thoughts! Uh oh! He also finished Severance Season 2! Fuck! He also has opinions on Snow White, the Gaza war, and 23andMe selling your DNA! Good luck!2025-03-2500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3900: Here Comes the Sun w/ Skulk, the HulkingKeith, the Genius, is joined by new guest Skulk, the Hulking to discuss Keith’s Wordle in one (oh this’ll be insufferable), appreciating otherwise unappreciated music (good job, Keith), 2025 Nazis (oh nooooo), and Tracy Morgan vomiting courtside (maybe he’s pregnant?). Keith sums up the Alec Baldwin-related documentary Last Take: Rust and the Story of Halyna, and AI added the parenthesis.2025-03-2100 min
Keith and The Girl3900: Here Comes the Sun w/ Skulk, the HulkingKeith, the Genius, is joined by new guest Skulk, the Hulking to discuss Keith’s Wordle in one (oh this’ll be insufferable), appreciating otherwise unappreciated music (good job, Keith), 2025 Nazis (oh nooooo), and Tracy Morgan vomiting courtside (maybe he’s pregnant?). Keith sums up the Alec Baldwin-related documentary Last Take: Rust and the Story of Halyna, and AI added the parenthesis.2025-03-2149 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3896: Oscar! Oscar! 2025 w/ Christian FinneganChristian Finnegan joins Keith to talk about the state of our union, celebrity deaths, and the 2025 Oscars, as well as to help define Keith and Christian’s relationship.2025-03-0600 min
Keith and The Girl3896: Oscar! Oscar! 2025 w/ Christian FinneganChristian Finnegan joins Keith to talk about the state of our union, celebrity deaths, and the 2025 Oscars, as well as to help define Keith and Christian’s relationship.2025-03-061h 25
Keith and The Girl3892: Severance 2: Keith and Liz’s First Fight w/ Katharine HellerTrouble in Paradise? Katharine Heller joins Keith to help him process Keith and Liz’s first tumultuous moment as partners. Only a week away from The Newlywed Game 3, Keith wonders if Love can survive this devastating event. On a lighter note, the duo discusses the upside down Delta airplane and the end of the world. They also cover everything Saturday Night Live including The Homecoming Concert and SNL 50: The Anniversary Special.2025-02-191h 05Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3892: Severance 2: Keith and Liz’s First Fight w/ Katharine HellerTrouble in Paradise? Katharine Heller joins Keith to help him process Keith and Liz’s first tumultuous moment as partners. Only a week away from The Newlywed Game 3, Keith wonders if Love can survive this devastating event. On a lighter note, the duo discusses the upside down Delta airplane and the end of the world. They also cover everything Saturday Night Live including The Homecoming Concert and SNL 50: The Anniversary Special.2025-02-1900 min
Keith and The Girl3891: Keith’s Dad Forgives Him w/ Rojo PerezKeith is forgiven! All the drama with Keith’s dad, KATG.com/DAD, and the world’s greatest catfishing saga has been rectified! The duo are father and son again! Rojo Perez, the opener to The Dad Emails book, joins Keith to discuss it all, as well as a love hormone spray to combat loneliness, hate mail, Kanye West’s swastika t-shirt, and Captain America: Brave New World.2025-02-1458 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3891: Keith’s Dad Forgives Him w/ Rojo PerezKeith is forgiven! All the drama with Keith’s dad, KATG.com/DAD, and the world’s greatest catfishing saga has been rectified! The duo are father and son again!
Rojo Perez, the opener to The Dad Emails book, joins Keith to discuss it all, as well as a love hormone spray to combat loneliness, hate mail, Kanye West’s swastika t-shirt, and Captain America: Brave New World.2025-02-1400 min
Keith and The Girl3889: Make Movies Shorter w/ Rod and Karen MorrowThe Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod and Karen Morrow help Keith cover everything that’s been going on in his mind, from construction woes to the end of the world. The trio discusses Donald Trump’s latest executive orders, Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults, Keith trying to play VR mini golf with strangers, the 67th Grammy Awards, and the Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision. It’s a rollercoaster of laughter and tears.2025-02-051h 43Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3889: Make Movies Shorter w/ Rod and Karen MorrowThe Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod and Karen Morrow help Keith cover everything that’s been going on in his mind, from construction woes to the end of the world. The trio discusses Donald Trump’s latest executive orders, Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults, Keith trying to play VR mini golf with strangers, the 67th Grammy Awards, and the Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision. It’s a rollercoaster of laughter and tears.2025-02-0500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3887: Watch the Throne aka Calling All Assholes (Keith’s Colonoscopy) w/ Carrie GravensonKeith got his colonoscopy and he’s here to give the REAL story on preparation and procedure. Find out what REALLY goes down. The great Carrie Gravenson joins in to share her experience and what it’s like to pick up a “post-sedated, hungry, gassy Keith”. The duo also discusses new California wildfires as well as firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting. Also: Keith’s landlord has Keith’s first book, and Keith and Carrie cover the 2025 Razzie Awards.2025-01-2400 min
Keith and The Girl3887: Watch the Throne aka Calling All Assholes (Keith’s Colonoscopy) w/ Carrie GravensonKeith got his colonoscopy and he’s here to give the REAL story on preparation and procedure. Find out what REALLY goes down. The great Carrie Gravenson joins in to share her experience and what it’s like to pick up a “post-sedated, hungry, gassy Keith”. The duo also discusses new California wildfires as well as firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting. Also: Keith’s landlord has Keith’s first book, and Keith and Carrie cover the 2025 Razzie Awards.2025-01-2449 min
Keith and The Girl3886: Inauguration 2025 w/ Rod and Karen MorrowIt’s President Trump: Take 2 feat. Elon Musk handing out Nazi salutes. Rod and Karen Morrow join Keith to discuss Keith’s solo episode Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass as well as President #47’s speech to turn this failing country around.2025-01-211h 49Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3886: Inauguration 2025 w/ Rod and Karen MorrowIt’s President Trump: Take 2 feat. Elon Musk handing out Nazi salutes. Rod and Karen Morrow join Keith to discuss Keith’s solo episode Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass as well as President #47’s speech to turn this failing country around.2025-01-2100 min
Keith and The Girl3885: Mr. and Mrs. DumbassKeith’s here to talk about our dumb world: the woman who went in an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted in her ass, Gen Z not understanding lightbulbs and newspapers, Keith finally seeing the second half of Smile 2 (review sponsored by Paramount+), and the woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt to the tune of a divorce and $855,000. Keith also discusses other maroons that include Jerry Springer guests and Drake. Go Steele - WHAT? Shit.2025-01-171h 07Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3885: Mr. and Mrs. DumbassKeith’s here to talk about our dumb world: the woman who went in an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted in her ass, Gen Z not understanding lightbulbs and newspapers, Keith finally seeing the second half of Smile 2 (review sponsored by Paramount+), and the woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt to the tune of a divorce and $855,000. Keith also discusses other maroons that include Jerry Springer guests and Drake. Go Steele - WHAT? Shit.2025-01-1700 min
Keith and The Girl3882: The Ring Two w/ Justy DodgeJusty Dodge is back for the follow-up to her potential holiday promise/engagement ring and the dog she’s trying to save as well as to help discuss Keith and Liz’s Christmas, a new card from Keith’s dad, and your phone listening to your thoughts at this very moment.2025-01-0457 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3882: The Ring Two w/ Justy DodgeJusty Dodge is back for the follow-up to her potential holiday promise/engagement ring and the dog she’s trying to save as well as to help discuss Keith and Liz’s Christmas, a new card from Keith’s dad, and your phone listening to your thoughts at this very moment.2025-01-0400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3879: Kraven MooreheadKeith is here to discuss his rage for how you play on social media, TIME magazine’s two-time Man of the Year Donald J. Trump, Matt Gaetz, the Luigi Mangione non-reward, and Keith’s viewing of the latest “Marvel” movie Kraven the Hunter.2024-12-1900 min
Keith and The Girl3879: Kraven MooreheadKeith is here to discuss his rage for how you play on social media, TIME magazine’s two-time Man of the Year Donald J. Trump, Matt Gaetz, the Luigi Mangione non-reward, and Keith’s viewing of the latest “Marvel” movie Kraven the Hunter.2024-12-1955 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3875: Wrapped and Replayed w/ Danny VegaKeith’s best pal Danny Vega returns as the duo discusses Christmas movies and your loved one’s bad taste in entertainment, researchless political opinions, and their end of year music lists. The wonder twins also talk about the NYC shooting of United Healthcare’s CEO and Keith’s latest medical adventures. Danny brings us an Am I the Asshole? regarding family secrets which leads, of course, to KATG.com/DAD.2024-12-0600 min
Keith and The Girl3875: Wrapped and Replayed w/ Danny VegaKeith’s best pal Danny Vega returns as the duo discusses Christmas movies and your loved one’s bad taste in entertainment, researchless political opinions, and their end of year music lists. The wonder twins also talk about the NYC shooting of United Healthcare’s CEO and Keith’s latest medical adventures. Danny brings us an Am I the Asshole? regarding family secrets which leads, of course, to KATG.com/DAD.2024-12-061h 00Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3873: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD! w/ Rojo PerezBack from an early Thanksgiving in Charlotte, Keith is joined by the great Rojo Perez as he discusses accused pedophile Matt Gaetz being forced to withdraw from running for Attorney General despite Trump’s recommendation as well as hypocritical conservatives featuring the death of Chuck Woolery. Rojo, the first guest to be part of The Dad Emails book, helps Keith break down the brand new email which begins: “This Christmas Season, do you want to start a new beginning with your father, or do you prefer to be stuck in some unresolved past?”2024-11-2700 min
Keith and The Girl3873: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD! w/ Rojo PerezBack from an early Thanksgiving in Charlotte, Keith is joined by the great Rojo Perez as he discusses accused pedophile Matt Gaetz being forced to withdraw from running for Attorney General despite Trump’s recommendation as well as hypocritical conservatives featuring the death of Chuck Woolery. Rojo, the first guest to be part of The Dad Emails book, helps Keith break down the brand new email which begins: “This Christmas Season, do you want to start a new beginning with your father, or do you prefer to be stuck in some unresolved past?”2024-11-2752 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3872: Man in Motion w/ Carrie GravensonFresh off their viewing of Hugh Grant’s Heretic and just before Keith’s monthly visit to Charlotte, Keith and Carrie Gravenson discuss their late-to-the-party viewing of St. Elmo’s Fire, the latest additions to Donald Trump's 2025 Cabinet (Hulk Hogan is Secretary of Labor?!), and the Kentucky man who was declared dead who woke up as his organs were being harvested.2024-11-2100 min
Keith and The Girl3872: Man in Motion w/ Carrie GravensonFresh off their viewing of Hugh Grant’s Heretic and just before Keith’s monthly visit to Charlotte, Keith and Carrie Gravenson discuss their late-to-the-party viewing of St. Elmo’s Fire, the latest additions to Donald Trump's 2025 Cabinet (Hulk Hogan is Secretary of Labor?!), and the Kentucky man who was declared dead who woke up as his organs were being harvested.2024-11-211h 06
Keith and The Girl3869: Donald Trump’s 2025 CabinetPerennial KATG poker champion Keith Malley is here to share his thoughts on Netflix’s The Rapist vs. The Dipshit aka Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, Donald Trump’s 2025 controversial Cabinet picks, and The Onion buying Alex Jones’ Infowars (for real). Visit KATG.com/DAD as a palate cleanser.2024-11-1622 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3869: Donald Trump’s 2025 CabinetPerennial KATG poker champion Keith Malley is here to share his thoughts on Netflix’s The Rapist vs. The Dipshit aka Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, Donald Trump’s 2025 controversial Cabinet picks, and The Onion buying Alex Jones’ Infowars (for real). Visit KATG.com/DAD as a palate cleanser.2024-11-1600 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3868: Rapecoin w/ Gastor AlmonteFan favorite Gastor Almonte returns to KATG to help Keith celebrate Veterans Day. Keith and Gastor discuss the toll of Donald Trump on your family, SNL’s Election Day response, Pornhub in regards to the election, and reviews of Blink Twice and Venom: The Last Dance. TRIGGER WARNING: Rachael “Raygunn” Gunn is quitting her professional breakdancing career.2024-11-1100 min
Keith and The Girl3868: Rapecoin w/ Gastor AlmonteFan favorite Gastor Almonte returns to KATG to help Keith celebrate Veterans Day. Keith and Gastor discuss the toll of Donald Trump on your family, SNL’s Election Day response, Pornhub in regards to the election, and reviews of Blink Twice and Venom: The Last Dance. TRIGGER WARNING: Rachael “Raygunn” Gunn is quitting her professional breakdancing career.2024-11-1152 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3865: One Star w/ Diamond Dogs’ ChrisFrom Diamond Dogs and Five On It LIVE: It’s Chris! Keith and Chris discuss murderball, the airlines, movies, and Jon Stewart’s take on Tony Hinchcliffe. We also flashback to Keith teaching us all how to save time.2024-10-3100 min
Keith and The Girl3865: One Star w/ Diamond Dogs’ ChrisFrom Diamond Dogs and Five On It LIVE: It’s Chris! Keith and Chris discuss murderball, the airlines, movies, and Jon Stewart’s take on Tony Hinchcliffe. We also flashback to Keith teaching us all how to save time.2024-10-311h 00
Keith and The Girl3863: Them Dipshits w/ Brother LoveBROTHER LOVIN’! Keith and longtime pal Brolo are back at it, talking about love, couple vacations, loving bad sports teams, politics, and Keith’s follow-up on helping children get into the most violent movie ever made. Do yourself a favor and be sure to check out the music of Brother Love and Them Vibes!2024-10-2454 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3863: Them Dipshits w/ Brother LoveBROTHER LOVIN’! Keith and longtime pal Brolo are back at it, talking about love, couple vacations, loving bad sports teams, politics, and Keith’s follow-up on helping children get into the most violent movie ever made. Do yourself a favor and be sure to check out the music of Brother Love and Them Vibes!2024-10-2400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3862: Smile 2: Keep SmilingHaving to watch horror movie sequels is Keith’s personal horror movie. He discusses his walkout of Smile 2 and helping children sneak into R-rated movies. Keith also discusses other horrors, including ironic MAGA crimes, The War on Christmas, and the link between Donald Trump and McDonald’s literally deadly E coli outbreak.2024-10-2300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3853: Beaut: Diddy Denied Bail (Again)Keith is on fire. Between Wordle, the Emmys, Sean “Diddy” Combs, and undecided voters, Keith is losing his mind. Thank God for football and poker.2024-09-1900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3849: Say SomethingI hope your labors are going well! Don’t forget to celebrate! Meanwhile, Keith takes some TikTok challenges, reads listener non-feedback, follows the latest stories, and discusses the man with the world’s largest penis (although no one called Keith to check with him).2024-08-3100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3846: Nice Try, TrickstersIf Steve wants it, Steve gets it! Here it is in all its glory: Keith’s 17th stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters. HOOAH! Before that Keith rants about Connections, Space, why video game movies don’t work (feat. Borderlands), entertaining rapists, and (the lack of) pro-football female announcers.2024-08-1900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3845: Only in America (A Conversation) w/ Craig KleinElon and Donald up in a tree! Nothing weird to see here at all, folks—just Keith and his pal Craig Klein talking about Trump’s X interview with Elon Musk and NYC’s own Cindy Adams bragging about her IQ and just now “graduating” high school. This one goes out to Keith’s fellow left handed geniuses.2024-08-1300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3844: Set for Life w/ Ritch Duncan and MeMe CherryRitch Duncan, the first person to give Keith an NYC stage, and Series of Fortunate Events’s MeMe Cherry join Keith to discuss his Charlotte trip, the latest in politics, America winning the Olympics, and Keith’s Waffle House sex trafficking adventure.2024-08-1200 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3843: Movie Magic w/ Carrie GravensonKeith just learned about boneless chicken wings, and he is quite displeased. With the help of Birthday Girl Carrie Gravenson, Keith discusses his newly learned not-so-startling chicken fact. He also begs the audience for help regarding his movie watching disease. Is there a cure?2024-07-3000 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3839: President Biden Will Not Seek Reelection w/ Rod MorrowKeith got his wish, and President Joe Biden will not seek reelection. So how does he feel now? Rod Morrow joins Keith to discuss the worldwide news, the congressional grilling of Secret Service director Kimberly Cheatle in regards to the Trump assassination attempt, and why God is simply too busy to help you.2024-07-2300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3834: Hot Dog…The Podcast w/ Rod MorrowFresh off the July 4th holiday, Keith is joined by the hilarious Rod Morrow to discuss Keith being blackmailed, his vacation, the future of America, love, and little cuck snitches. R.I.P. that chick from House of the Dragon.2024-07-0800 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3831: The Love Album w/ ListenerLizLovers unite! Keith and ListenerLiz share their chemistry as they discuss their relationship, their next vacation, Keith’s missing wallet, the Ten Commandments in Louisiana schools, the greatest prank of all time, and the latest with Justin Timberlake.2024-06-2400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3828: Father’s Day w/ Tony DeyoComedian and father Tony Deyo helps Keith make sense of this year’s controversial July 4th hot dog eating contest, marching band, and Keith being kicked out of his dad’s will.2024-06-1200 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3827: Sick w/ Lenny MarcusComedian and superhero Lenny Marcus returns to KATG to discuss new email interactions between Keith and his father stemming from Keith’s mom’s funeral. The duo also discuss the NYC/Dublin Portal reopening, Panera Bread to cancel their deadly Charged Lemonade (not JUST yet though), and being pronounced dead prematurely.2024-06-1000 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3824: Raise Up (Bee Mine) with Rod & Karen MorrowThis week we talk about Keith's new boo, the Pat Dixon audio, and Keith’s North Carolina BBQ knowledge. We also talk about Trump going 34 - 0 (35 if Keith had his way), the worst movie Keith has ever seen: The Beekeeper, and Minimum Rage.2024-06-0400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3821: It Gets Better w/ Rojo PerezFresh off Memorial Day, Keith and the great Rojo Perez discuss the latest Diddy rape lawsuit (trigger warning: he did that shit a LOT), the deaths of Super Size Me’s Morgan Spurlock and the Doge dog, the all new Titanic submersible, and Keith’s vacation with a new suitress.2024-05-2800 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3817: The Keith and The Girl RoastFrom 2011, it’s The Keith and The Girl Roast! Inspired by recent roast talk, Keith revisits the brutality from comedy greats such as Roastmaster Jesse Joyce, Christian Finnegan, and Mike Lawrence, with one being more hurtful than the next. Ben Lerman! John F. O’Donnell! Victor Varnado! The Knefels! It’s right here in all its shocking glory.2024-05-1400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3810: God Is One of Us w/ Rod Morrow, Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ ChrisMinimum Rage, birthday fuckin’, the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump’s courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris discuss Keith’s dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith’s response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda’s shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.)2024-04-2300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3809: Being Awkward w/ Laura MerliNew guest Laura Merli joins Keith to discuss their problems with physical directions and people (ugh). Also, O. J. Simpson is still dead, and Keith is very excited about a PRO megaphone.2024-04-1400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3807: Curb Your Enthusiasm w/ Ellie HinoTHE FIRST NEW GUEST TO KATG IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD! Ellie Hino helps Keith recognize that, yeah, life is a little insane. Iris Bahr shouted out Chemda on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale! Keith internally freaked the fuck out at Katharine Heller’s show The Infinite Wrench! You’ll learn how to be more important to your spouse than their new child! (Spoiler: have sex with your spouse.) And then other stuff: ADHD, bisexuality, THE MASTERS, etc.2024-04-1000 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3806: Doubt It, Thomas w/ Rod MorrowRod Morrow and Keith recap the last week of happenings in and around … Keith and The Guy?! The duo also covers Minimum Rage and a surprise return of Dad’s emails! Sponsored by A24 Films, this episode ends exactly how you would want it to.2024-04-0900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3802: Jury Duty and Stand-Up Extravaganza #16Keith discusses his yesterday — his first day reporting for jury duty for the first time in his life. Then KATG shares another of Keith’s stand-up albums, I’m Dating Your Mom.2024-03-2700 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3801: The Very Best of Keith MalleyNever heard Keith’s stand-up before? Today we reminisce on his 10th album, Good Clean Fun: The Very Best of Keith Malley.2024-03-2500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3799: Quiet on Set w/ Mallory JaneFrom the Keith and The Girl chatroom, Mallory Jane, artist extraordinaire, joins Keith to discuss abuse, family, therapy, gender questioning, and staying alive in a horrible world.2024-03-2000 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3798: Season 2 w/ Bianca Brady and Cathryn LaveryWelcome to Keith and. Bianca Brady and Cathryn Lavery join Keith for his first show in this new world. The trio discusses family, business, news, and Keith’s feelings.2024-03-1800 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3795: The Great American Novel 5Chapter 7: Keith Malley - Lover, Fighter; Chapter 8: Rules for Living2024-03-1300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3791: The Great American NovelAfter two decades of Keith and The Girl, KATG is about to enter Season 2. During the transition, Keith presents the audio version of his life story from birth to age 30.2024-03-0900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3760: Keith Loved a MovieKeith’s holiday adventures included continuing to watch every movie ever made, one being worse than the next. If you love to hate, please enjoy.2024-01-0900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3745: Controversial Thoughts w/ Rojo PerezRojo Perez joins KATG to rile Keith up by explaining the genius behind not cleaning your underwear and the deepness of The Bear. Keith tries to calm his life with PowerWash Simulator VR, but we don’t think it’s working.2023-11-1500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3742: An All New Keith and The Girl w/ Craig KleinCraig Klein joins KATG to discuss the final moments of Keith & Chemda.2023-11-0900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3730: Give a Twirl w/ Courtney MaginnisBeloved KATG guest and fashion expert Courtney Maginnis helps Keith and Chemda break down Hollyweird by covering the likes of Britney Spears, Jada Pinkett Smith, Ozempic, plastic surgery, and skating phenom Father Michael G. Malley.2023-10-1900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3719: Bag of Tricks w/ Django GoldNew KATG guest Django Gold has one of Keith’s favorite stand-up specials ever: Bag of Tricks. Django discusses his name, working for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and The Onion, how to properly spell ‘come’, and night terrors. Keith had an adult sex dream, Bijou Phillips filed for divorce from Danny Masterson, and Rep. Lauren Boebert’s estranged husband blames himself for her groping another man, vaping, and yelling to the point of being kicked out of a Denver showing of the play Beetlejuice.2023-09-2000 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3706: Death Threats w/ Rod MorrowIn a special Last Week on KATG crossover, Keith, Chemda, and Rod Morrow cover everything new in the KATG universe, including Erin Valentine’s Hawaiian death threats, Keith’s personal relationships, and some weird third thing.
Hey everyone. This is Rod. I just want to say that I thought this episode was going behind the paywall on the website. I asked Keith to take it down but he betrayed me. There are some things that I said about Blue Beetle that I believed were "off the record." Please unsubscribe and stop listening to this podcast right now! Also, send all deat...2023-08-2200 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3703: HOT SOUP (Craig v. Keith)Keith’s relationship of over two decades with Craig Klein might legitimately be over.2023-08-1500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3693: Dead ReckoningKeith reviews Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning, Part One; Keith and Chemda cover the latest in celebrity breakups; and, and the duo discusses the man that tried to date a woman at gunpoint. Also, the man behind the black and blue/white and gold dress tried to kill his wife.2023-07-1800 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3689: She Has Incredible Eroticism, Loves Dick w/ Chris TurnerIs it Keith’s birthday?! New guest and improvisational rapper Chris Turner joins the duo to rap (yes pun) about improvisational rap, Keith finally watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Olympic gymnastics doctor and child rapist Larry Nassar being stabbed 10 times in prison, and The Dad Emails.2023-07-1100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3687: Sealioning w/ Christian FinneganChristian Finnegan has been on Keith and The Girl over 50 times, and he roasts Keith like only a true friend can. What a blessing! The gang discusses Christian’s year of sobriety, Madonna’s ICU visit, her new head, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson daring you to call him ‘cis’ to his face, and Jonathan Majors winning his domestic abuse court appearance.2023-06-2900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3681: Flashback w/ Kevin AllisonThe great Kevin Allison returns! The trio discusses Keith going to the mechanic’s, Keith seeing The Flash with veterans and their families, and Kevin’s massive life changes, including sobriety.2023-06-1500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3675: Rescue Me w/ Adam FerraraKATG listener and first time guest Adam Ferrara joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss family, love, hate, and Keith’s dad.2023-06-0600 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3662: Extremely Loud & Incredibly CloseKeith and Chemda continue to save lives! They also discuss Keith’s love of celebrity break-ups, a woman who caught a bullet with her clit, and the 26-year-old woman posing as a 16-year-old school student.2023-05-0300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3659: Decent AssaultKeith and Chemda are back at it again! The duo discusses pink poultry, Jerry Springer’s passing, Down Syndrome Barbie, conjoined twins, and the science teacher at Keith’s school who got 7 years for indecent assault.2023-05-0100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3651: Robots in DisguiseKATG.com/TICKETS: Keith and Chemda are ready for KATG Week 2023 and Keith’s annual one-take-only stand-up show! The duo also discusses Donald Trump’s indictment, Gwyneth Paltrow’s $1 win, Elon Musk’s goofy Doge moves, learning that plants literally make noise when injured, and Jonathan Majors’ texts between him and his girlfriend.2023-04-0500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3641: Open Portals w/ Carrie GravensonKeith and Chemda discuss their anniversary dinner, Carrie Gravenson critiques Keith’s Super Bowl party, and Republicans are proving there actually WASN’T a Capitol insurrection as they cry that they may no longer enjoy Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. Jada Pinkett Smith’s adultery partner August Alsina enjoyed Chris Rock’s special, and a listener warns Keith about Ouija boards setting off interdimensional portals with no follow-up. “Take it from a redhead, don’t mess with them.”2023-03-0800 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3616: Digital NomadsLive from New York City and the Dominican Republic, Keith and Chemda discuss the state of nations, Chemda’s fight against liquids, and Keith’s NYC road test. ¡Que disfrutes!2023-01-0700 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3615: Toxic PositivityKeith and Chemda discuss Chemda’s harrowing journey to the Dominican Republic, the health of Buffalo Bills’ Damar Hamlin, and a lister being very disturbed about how Keith treated his own mother during her final days.2023-01-0400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3614: St. MalleyThe Pope, Barbara Walters, and St. Kathryn are all gathered around as Keith and Chemda discuss everything that happened over the holidays, from Donald Trump’s NFTs to Bill Cosby’s new stand-up tour to Greta Thunberg arresting Andrew Tate for rape.2023-01-0200 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3605: Order Up w/ Rojo PerezAlongside Chemda and Rojo Perez, Keith Malley—King of Silent Trailers—discusses his latest movie outings. The group also talks about when it’s right to call 911, when it’s right to hit that deli bell, and how not to die too much.2022-11-2100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3596: Friends in Show Places w/ Gabe MollicaKATG is joined by Gabe Mollica who helps dissect what it takes to make and keep friends; Twitter, Elon Musk, and okaying hate speech; and Paul Pelosi, husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, being hit in the head with a hammer by an assailant in his home. Also, Keith explains his hate for The Karate Kid’s Ralph Macchio, and Chemda shows how it relates to Keith’s dad.2022-10-3100 min
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3290: Heads Up w/ Myq KaplanKeith’s girlfriend’s birthday; Jason Momoa as Frosty the Snowman; Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest and Guinness World Records; COVID-19 and BLM updates; NFL and the Washington Redskins; Jeffrey Epstein’s Ghislaine Maxwell arrested2020-07-071h 03
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3282: KarenKeith’s musical taste; COVID-19 and street drinking; Indian holy men and COVID exorcisms; BLM, SNL’s Jay Pharoah’s neck vs. officer’s knee, defunding the police, and how to catch racists; after denying it, the Secret Service admits to pepper spraying peaceful protesters; Black Trans Lives Matter and LGBTQ anti-discrimination laws; listener debates telling family about his abuse; Karens2020-06-1555 min
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3275: Unmasked w/ Rod MorrowYoga and meditation’s sissy stigma; Malaysia’s COVID-19 guidelines for women; black culture and Keith’s movie reviews; gun control and Chemda’s back concrete; Amy Cooper’s racist 911 call, her dog abuse, and her forced apology; mask shaming; coronavirus strip dances; outracing the virus; chicken manure and social distancing; Trump, 100,000 dead Americans, and golf; Joe Biden vs. Charlamagne tha God2020-05-281h 09
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3274: Daddy's Home w/ Liz MieleChemda's eye update; Father Malley's 52nd Wedding Anniversary and his unappreciative children; life and love in a pandemic; Keith and Kyle's 2nd anniversary and being too polite2020-05-2750 min
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3272: Daddy Issues w/ Keith and Ken MalleyKeith Malley and his dad. What a team. An autobiography, stand-up, a podcast - where does it end with Keith’s obsession with Father Malley? Well certainly not here, where his youngest brother Ken joins him to reminisce.2020-05-231h 30
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3264: Citizenship w/ Katharine HellerKeith’s Citizenship grade; your partner’s trick questions and caring about being right; Keith’s friend Chris Reed aka Younger Chris died; Katharine’s COVID-19; mistakenly easing lockdown and Michigan’s armed protesters; NYC’s homeless, the subway system, and the virus-ridden parks; Bianca’s Corner: Kazakhstan woman leaves quarantine to fall off cliff; Canada bans assault weapons2020-05-0553 min
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3260: It Started As a Joke w/ Eugene MirmanLatest COVID-19 news: deaths, domestic animals, governors reopening their states, and the U.S.’s immigration ban; Secret Service stories; Eugene’s documentary, his wife’s death, and raising his 3-year-old son; Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski both move to Tampa Bay; Holocaust Rememberance Day: Keith watches The Pianist; NASCAR’s Kyle Larson uses the N-word while virtually racing; Together Family Video Chat and Keith’s endless winning streak2020-04-2343 min
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3259: Fuck You, Dad4/20 in 4/20 at 4:20; sex, essential workers, and the extended lockdown; betting money on virus deaths; test taking at home; COVID 19 = no school shootings; Anne Frank’s struggles, haunted houses, and getting dumped on Zoom; President Trump and advisor Vince McMahon; Keith tells his dad to “Fuck off”2020-04-2034 min
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3253: Kyle Hates Movies w/ Kyle OcasioTrump extends social distant guidelines and gives Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan the business; Jerry Falwell Jr.’s human Petri dish; Catholic confessions cancelled; The iHeart Living Room Concert for America; The Master and Keith’s misunderstood love; Yesterday revisited; Keith’s 911 call; Keith, sucking dick for your brother, and the delivery guy; Keith’s drug deal; KATG’s producer’s coronavirus2020-03-3157 min
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3251: New York ToughCOVID-19, divorce inquiries up 50%, and financial struggles; President Trump, TV doctors, and Pornhub; politicians manipulating the stock market; Keith’s dad revisited; God, your prayers, and Jerry Falwell Jr.; Keith’s drumming skills; MAtt died practicing for the Appalachian Trail2020-03-2546 min
Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3247: My CoronaHarvey Weinstein sentenced to 23 years in prison; the COVID-19 pandemic; Steak and Blowjob Day; Dr. Dr. Dr. Prof. Father Malley, ESP and linquististical expert2020-03-1538 min