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Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3957: Previously On: This Is America (Here We Go)An ICE agent’s unjustifiable murdering of a woman in a car was caught on multiple cameras. Will it matter? (Fuck you too, Vanilla Ice. You’re not cute.) Keith learns that he owes his dad his life because his dad came inside his mother; and, speaking of dumbness, Keith discusses Craig Klein trying to put Keith down for working at a bar. This one’s for the renegades.
2026-01-1300 min
Keith and The Girl3957: Previously On: This Is America (Here We Go)An ICE agent’s unjustifiable murdering of a woman in a car was caught on multiple cameras. Will it matter? (Fuck you too, Vanilla Ice. You’re not cute.) Keith learns that he owes his dad his life because his dad came inside his mother; and, speaking of dumbness, Keith discusses Craig Klein trying to put Keith down for working at a bar. This one’s for the renegades.
2026-01-131h 07Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3956: The Lord’s WorkAs we ring in 2026 and take a break trudging through the finale of Stranger Things, Keith discusses the shocking stories that ended 2025: The brutal murder of the great Rob Reiner!; John Cena tapping out to a wrestling up-and-comer during his own retirement match!; over 65% of people saying they prefer ranch over blue cheese!!! Keith also talks about the 3-year anniversary of his mom’s proven ascension into Heaven as described by his father as well as sports players and commentators not understanding what microphones do. Oh, and Keith confronted a bar customer that liked to make jokes about if they’d ti...
2026-01-0100 min
Keith and The Girl3956: The Lord’s WorkAs we ring in 2026 and take a break trudging through the finale of Stranger Things, Keith discusses the shocking stories that ended 2025: The brutal murder of the great Rob Reiner!; John Cena tapping out to a wrestling up-and-comer during his own retirement match!; over 65% of people saying they prefer ranch over blue cheese!!! Keith also talks about the 3-year anniversary of his mom’s proven ascension into Heaven as described by his father as well as sports players and commentators not understanding what microphones do. Oh, and Keith confronted a bar customer that liked to make jokes about if they’d ti...
2026-01-011h 17Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3955: Useful Joy (God Is the Greatest)Sunshiner Keith Malley returns to discuss the big news: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Keith also shares other big news of the year, namely his iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and his YouTube 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America). Keith also plays the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call that turned in insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione and the video of the unapologetically racist Wisconsin Cinnabon worker who yelled hate at customers despite Cinnabon’s 0% tolerance policy against racial hate. Keith reviews Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1, and he probably i...
2025-12-1000 min
Keith and The Girl3955: Useful Joy (God Is the Greatest)Sunshiner Keith Malley returns to discuss the big news: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Keith also shares other big news of the year, namely his iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and his YouTube 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America). Keith also plays the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call that turned in insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione and the video of the unapologetically racist Wisconsin Cinnabon worker who yelled hate at customers despite Cinnabon’s 0% tolerance policy against racial hate. Keith reviews Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1, and he probably i...
2025-12-101h 06
Keith and The Girl3948: Puzzled w/ Zach Sherwin, Bianca Brady, and ListenerLizIt’s a show of geniuses! And Keith’s here too! New York Times crossword puzzle creator Zach Sherwin joins Keith alongside the great Bianca Brady and Keith’s ladyfriend Liz. It’s all your pals breaking down love, dating, puzzles, job interviews, and thumb sucking.
2025-10-251h 29Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3948: Puzzled w/ Zach Sherwin, Bianca Brady, and ListenerLizIt’s a show of geniuses! And Keith’s here too! New York Times crossword puzzle creator Zach Sherwin joins Keith alongside the great Bianca Brady and Keith’s ladyfriend Liz. It’s all your pals breaking down love, dating, puzzles, job interviews, and thumb sucking.
2025-10-2500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3947: Maybe Kings? w/ Peyton ClarksonKeith connects with another longtime guest with this blast from the past: Peyton Clarkson! The duo discusses his move from NYC to Mobile, Alabama; the neighbor that destroyed his home; the passing of his mom as well as KISS’s Ace Frehley (unrelated); and, Keith Malley’s interviewee skills.
2025-10-1800 min
Keith and The Girl3947: Maybe Kings? w/ Peyton ClarksonKeith connects with another longtime guest with this blast from the past: Peyton Clarkson! The duo discusses his move from NYC to Mobile, Alabama; the neighbor that destroyed his home; the passing of his mom as well as KISS’s Ace Frehley (unrelated); and, Keith Malley’s interviewee skills.
2025-10-181h 17Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3946: Eat Peace, Motherfuckers! (Any Questions?) w/ Tim DimondIt’s the return of Tim Dimond! This KATG longtime fan favorite is back, and he helps Keith break down this crazy world that Keith keeps trying to navigate. From Keith interviewing to manage a local store in Charlotte to the duo trying to stay sane amid openly blatant political racism, Keith and Tim make laughter through the tears as they celebrate Indigenous Peoples' Day.
2025-10-1400 min
Keith and The Girl3946: Eat Peace, Motherfuckers! (Any Questions?) w/ Tim DimondIt’s the return of Tim Dimond! This KATG longtime fan favorite is back, and he helps Keith break down this crazy world that Keith keeps trying to navigate. From Keith interviewing to manage a local store in Charlotte to the duo trying to stay sane amid openly blatant political racism, Keith and Tim make laughter through the tears as they celebrate Indigenous Peoples' Day.
2025-10-141h 15Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3931: Where My Dogs At w/ Ben KatznerThe hilarious Ben Katzner returns to KATG to discuss his new special Supple Harlot as well as allow Keith to dive deep into the stories mentioned in his stand-up. The duo also talks about dog whistles, an ignorant and divided country, male NFL cheerleaders, the Cambridge Dictionary’s new words, and talking a big game regarding sex. Ben shares the news about his collaboration with Redman, and Keith and Ben cover Andrew Dice Clay’s The Pickup and Aunt Gladys’ Weapons.
2025-08-2000 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3928: Midnight Across America (Oh SNAP)A solo Keith Malley discusses the Midnight Across America gang accusing Keith of sabotaging their show, him and his lover’s latest health scares, President Trump and your self-sabotage, and MAGA infighting.
2025-08-1300 min
Keith and The Girl3928: Midnight Across America (Oh SNAP)A solo Keith Malley discusses the Midnight Across America gang accusing Keith of sabotaging their show, him and his lover’s latest health scares, President Trump and your self-sabotage, and MAGA infighting.
2025-08-1330 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3927: Masterdebaters w/ Dave HillComedian/podcaster/author/musician and all around good guy Dave Hill returns to KATG to help Keith understand how so many Americans stopped caring about pedophilia, how Dean Cain can allow himself to join ICE, and why it bothers Keith that Matt Rife is the legal guardian of the Warren horror house and all its cursed objects.
2025-08-1000 min
Keith and The Girl3927: Masterdebaters w/ Dave HillComedian/podcaster/author/musician and all around good guy Dave Hill returns to KATG to help Keith understand how so many Americans stopped caring about pedophilia, how Dean Cain can allow himself to join ICE, and why it bothers Keith that Matt Rife is the legal guardian of the Warren horror house and all its cursed objects.
2025-08-101h 03Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3925: War, Semantics Jones, and the End of Keith and Craig’s FriendshipContinuing reigning KATG Poker Champion Keith (just sayin’) reads your letters, and you had some doozies! First and foremost, friend of 25 years and full-grown adult Craig Klein has seriously declared “WAR” on KATG! Keith answers your questions the best he could about his confusion regarding Craig’s new Midnight Across America clique and the definitive end of Keith and Craig’s friendship. (Like the great Ozzy Osbourne sang: “I don’t know!”)
2025-07-2800 min
Keith and The Girl3925: War, Semantics Jones, and the End of Keith and Craig’s FriendshipContinuing reigning KATG Poker Champion Keith (just sayin’) reads your letters, and you had some doozies! First and foremost, friend of 25 years and full-grown adult Craig Klein has seriously declared “WAR” on KATG! Keith answers your questions the best he could about his confusion regarding Craig’s new Midnight Across America clique and the definitive end of Keith and Craig’s friendship. (Like the great Ozzy Osbourne sang: “I don’t know!”)
2025-07-2837 min
Keith and The Girl3924: Frogstomp w/ SpookySpooky, KATG and personal friend since 2005, returns! Keith and his longtime pal discuss friendship, love, death, and Spooky’s emotions; and, the fact that it turns out the Epstein prison video WAS edited (FACT!), Elmo was hacked (oh nooooooo), and Keith loved the Minecraft movie (WHAT THE?!). Also, after the recording, Keith won the main KATG Chat poker game as well as the new side game that runs simultaneously. Yes, first place in both! That information has nothing to do with this episode, Keith just wasn’t sure where else to write it.
2025-07-171h 37Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3924: Frogstomp w/ SpookySpooky, KATG and personal friend since 2005, returns! Keith and his longtime pal discuss friendship, love, death, and Spooky’s emotions; and, the fact that it turns out the Epstein prison video WAS edited (FACT!), Elmo was hacked (oh nooooooo), and Keith loved the Minecraft movie (WHAT THE?!). Also, after the recording, Keith won the main KATG Chat poker game as well as the new side game that runs simultaneously. Yes, first place in both! That information has nothing to do with this episode, Keith just wasn’t sure where else to write it.
2025-07-1700 min
Keith and The Girl3921: In the Name of Love w/ MeMe CherryIt’s the return of the thought-provoking, hilarious, and socially active podcaster MeMe Cherry! MeMe joins Keith to help discuss Pride Month, what you can do about it in 2025, and the world’s latest series of UNfortunate events. The duo also discusses the closing of Diddy’s trial, Will Smith taking back his apologies to us and Chris Rock, and TV shows that Keith apparently loves to hate. (Yes, The Bear and Squid Game are back.)
2025-06-281h 23Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3921: In the Name of Love w/ MeMe CherryIt’s the return of the thought-provoking, hilarious, and socially active podcaster MeMe Cherry! MeMe joins Keith to help discuss Pride Month, what you can do about it in 2025, and the world’s latest series of UNfortunate events. The duo also discusses the closing of Diddy’s trial, Will Smith taking back his apologies to us and Chris Rock, and TV shows that Keith apparently loves to hate. (Yes, The Bear and Squid Game are back.)
2025-06-2800 min
Keith and The Girl3919: You Made It Weird presents Pete Holmes’ KATG interviewPete Holmes’ podcast exposing comedians’ secret weirdnesses began in October 2011 and continues entertaining with some of your favorite Hollywood pals. You can also check out YouTube.com/PeteHolmes for hilarious material from his podcasts, talk show, stand-up, and various skits. (Keith personally is in love with the fictional character interviews.) The segment following Keith discussing the end of the world is from October 2013. You Made It Weird’s detailed episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili from the podcast Keith and The Girl make it weird!”
2025-06-192h 04Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3919: You Made It Weird presents Pete Holmes’ KATG interviewPete Holmes’ podcast exposing comedians’ secret weirdnesses began in October 2011 and continues entertaining with some of your favorite Hollywood pals. You can also check out YouTube.com/PeteHolmes for hilarious material from his podcasts, talk show, stand-up, and various skits. (Keith personally is in love with the fictional character interviews.) The segment following Keith discussing the end of the world is from October 2013. You Made It Weird’s detailed episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili from the podcast Keith and The Girl make it weird!”
2025-06-1900 min
Keith and The Girl3918: WTF presents Marc Maron’s KATG interviewMarc Maron started his podcast WTF in September 2009 and in June 2025 announced its upcoming end. In honor of his run and the big news, we relisten to KATG’s appearance back in 2012. All old episodes of WTF can be found accessing WTF+ at WTFpod.com. WTF’s episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili are two of the earliest pioneers of podcasting. Their hit show Keith and the Girl paved the way for WTF. Marc welcomes them to the garage to talk about religion, sexuality and relationships.”
2025-06-191h 34Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3918: WTF presents Marc Maron’s KATG interviewMarc Maron started his podcast WTF in September 2009 and in June 2025 announced its upcoming end. In honor of his run and the big news, we relisten to KATG’s appearance back in 2012. All old episodes of WTF can be found accessing WTF+ at WTFpod.com. WTF’s episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili are two of the earliest pioneers of podcasting. Their hit show Keith and the Girl paved the way for WTF. Marc welcomes them to the garage to talk about religion, sexuality and relationships.”
2025-06-1900 min
Keith and The Girl3916: Only in Charlotte w/ ListenerLizThe move is complete! Keith’s girlfriend and fellow Charlottean ListenerLiz joins the show to help Keith discuss leaving The Big Apple for literally greener pastures. The duo talks about the dichotomy between the two cities, dealing with landlords and movers, and strangers finding KATG through Keith’s trail of breadcrumbs. The lovebirds also address serious hot topics such as Pride Month vs. Veterans Month, the literal whitewashing of civil rights campaigners, and the Pittsburgh Steelers’ new quarterback.
2025-06-091h 30Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3916: Only in Charlotte w/ ListenerLizThe move is complete! Keith’s girlfriend and fellow Charlottean ListenerLiz joins the show to help Keith discuss leaving The Big Apple for literally greener pastures. The duo talks about the dichotomy between the two cities, dealing with landlords and movers, and strangers finding KATG through Keith’s trail of breadcrumbs. The lovebirds also address serious hot topics such as Pride Month vs. Veterans Month, the literal whitewashing of civil rights campaigners, and the Pittsburgh Steelers’ new quarterback.
2025-06-0900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3915: Party Etiquette, Dumb Politics, and The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial w/ Calvin CatoSuperstar and The Dad Emails book contributor Calvin Cato returns to help Keith discuss party etiquette (Keith’s perfect), dumb politics (Keith isn’t pleased), and the Diddy trial (APPLESAUCE ON A CHEESEBURGER?!). They also pay homage to the great George Wendt and are nervous for the family that is now burdened with his bar tab.
2025-05-2500 min
Keith and The Girl3915: Party Etiquette, Dumb Politics, and The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial w/ Calvin CatoSuperstar and The Dad Emails book contributor Calvin Cato returns to help Keith discuss party etiquette (Keith’s perfect), dumb politics (Keith isn’t pleased), and the Diddy trial (APPLESAUCE ON A CHEESEBURGER?!). They also pay homage to the great George Wendt and are nervous for the family that is now burdened with his bar tab.
2025-05-251h 23Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3914: Keith’s Going Away Party w/ Greg WarrenComedian Greg Warren isn’t here to offend or be controversial. Keith is. Together they lick the platter clean! Greg joins Keith to discuss his new special The Champ, reluctantly discuss the state of the world, and give his two cents on Keith’s going away party.
2025-05-1800 min
Keith and The Girl3914: Keith’s Going Away Party w/ Greg WarrenComedian Greg Warren isn’t here to offend or be controversial. Keith is. Together they lick the platter clean! Greg joins Keith to discuss his new special The Champ, reluctantly discuss the state of the world, and give his two cents on Keith’s going away party.
2025-05-181h 40Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3913: Breaking News w/ Mic WrightMic Wright returns to KATG for the first time since his 2008 Live in London appearance! Jolly pip pip! Keith and Mic discuss American Mother’s Day, over-politeness, and Keith nerve-wracklingly hiring movers. The duo isn’t afraid to get into the deep topics including 72-year-old Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson’s attitude during Bill’s interviews and Jordon again losing the Miss Maine beauty contest. Suzanne Somers’ husband has an AI robot of his dead wife, Tiger King’s Joe Exotic got married again while in prison, and Donald Trump obviously recently watched Clint Eastwood’s Escape from Alcatraz. We lea...
2025-05-1200 min
Keith and The Girl3913: Breaking News w/ Mic WrightMic Wright returns to KATG for the first time since his 2008 Live in London appearance! Jolly pip pip! Keith and Mic discuss American Mother’s Day, over-politeness, and Keith nerve-wracklingly hiring movers. The duo isn’t afraid to get into the deep topics including 72-year-old Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson’s attitude during Bill’s interviews and Jordon again losing the Miss Maine beauty contest. Suzanne Somers’ husband has an AI robot of his dead wife, Tiger King’s Joe Exotic got married again while in prison, and Donald Trump obviously recently watched Clint Eastwood’s Escape from Alcatraz. We lea...
2025-05-121h 22Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3912: The New Pope (U!S!A! U!S!A!) w/ Myka FoxWith the help of the great Myka Fox, Keith discusses the stressful planning of his move to Charlotte, her Cracked stand-up special, the first American Pope, and the Supreme Court ruling for President Trump to be able to ban transgender troops. Also, Keith critiques the Met Gala 2025 female outfits.
2025-05-0800 min
Keith and The Girl3912: The New Pope (U!S!A! U!S!A!) w/ Myka FoxWith the help of the great Myka Fox, Keith discusses the stressful planning of his move to Charlotte, her Cracked stand-up special, the first American Pope, and the Supreme Court ruling for President Trump to be able to ban transgender troops. Also, Keith critiques the Met Gala 2025 female outfits.
2025-05-0847 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3909: Keith Loves Paying Rent on Time and Doesn’t Believe In That 5th of the Month Bullshit Because We’re All Adults and Rent Gets Paid on the 1st No Exceptions and Amenities Are a Gift Not a Right w/ Rod and Karen MorrowKeith is back from his last plane ride in a while from Charlotte, North Carolina, America … because he’s gonna move there! Keith is joined by greats and fellow Charlotteans Rod and Karen Morrow to help discuss his potential living situation, his feelings (!!!) on the big change, and everything swirling in his head. The trio also discusses KATG’s Spring 2025 Poker Championship, the origins of Minimum Rage, and Keith’s dad making his children suck on his thumb.
2025-05-0100 min
Keith and The Girl3909: Keith Loves Paying Rent on Time and Doesn’t Believe In That 5th of the Month Bullshit Because We’re All Adults and Rent Gets Paid on the 1st No Exceptions and Amenities Are a Gift Not a Right w/ Rod and Karen MorrowKeith is back from his last plane ride in a while from Charlotte, North Carolina, America … because he’s gonna move there! Keith is joined by greats and fellow Charlotteans Rod and Karen Morrow to help discuss his potential living situation, his feelings (!!!) on the big change, and everything swirling in his head. The trio also discusses KATG’s Spring 2025 Poker Championship, the origins of Minimum Rage, and Keith’s dad making his children suck on his thumb.
2025-05-011h 55Keith and The Girl comedy talk show3904: Qualification w/ Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin MartineauTrue open books Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau revisit KATG to discuss polyamory and infidelity as well as sobriety and temptation. The duo also helps Keith navigate his dad emailing, “Are we able to be respectful friends, without conditions?" Keith also has breaking news: He’s leaving New York City?! Also, today’s Celebrity Rape Corner features comedian, actor, author, and recent Jesus disciple, spiritual guide, and crystal salesman Russell Brand.
2025-04-0500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3902: Working Classholes presents Keith’s Dad: The MovieKeith has a sit-down with Working Classholes’ Josh Accardo and Ed McGowan to discuss their upcoming project of filming skits covering the beyond ridiculous stories that Keith’s father has been sharing for decades. Subscribe to the Working Classholes podcast, and be sure to check out KATG.com/DAD
2025-03-2600 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3901: The Severance Season 2 Finale/Wicked Part 1 Special w/ Jason OuelletteJason Ouellette (aka B. Jason) joins Keith, who just saw the movie Wicked! And Keith’s got thoughts! Uh oh! He also finished Severance Season 2! Fuck! He also has opinions on Snow White, the Gaza war, and 23andMe selling your DNA! Good luck!
2025-03-2500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3900: Here Comes the Sun w/ Skulk, the HulkingKeith, the Genius, is joined by new guest Skulk, the Hulking to discuss Keith’s Wordle in one (oh this’ll be insufferable), appreciating otherwise unappreciated music (good job, Keith), 2025 Nazis (oh nooooo), and Tracy Morgan vomiting courtside (maybe he’s pregnant?). Keith sums up the Alec Baldwin-related documentary Last Take: Rust and the Story of Halyna, and AI added the parenthesis.
2025-03-2100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3896: Oscar! Oscar! 2025 w/ Christian FinneganChristian Finnegan joins Keith to talk about the state of our union, celebrity deaths, and the 2025 Oscars, as well as to help define Keith and Christian’s relationship.
2025-03-0600 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3892: Severance 2: Keith and Liz’s First Fight w/ Katharine HellerTrouble in Paradise? Katharine Heller joins Keith to help him process Keith and Liz’s first tumultuous moment as partners. Only a week away from The Newlywed Game 3, Keith wonders if Love can survive this devastating event. On a lighter note, the duo discusses the upside down Delta airplane and the end of the world. They also cover everything Saturday Night Live including The Homecoming Concert and SNL 50: The Anniversary Special.
2025-02-1900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3891: Keith’s Dad Forgives Him w/ Rojo PerezKeith is forgiven! All the drama with Keith’s dad, KATG.com/DAD, and the world’s greatest catfishing saga has been rectified! The duo are father and son again!
Rojo Perez, the opener to The Dad Emails book, joins Keith to discuss it all, as well as a love hormone spray to combat loneliness, hate mail, Kanye West’s swastika t-shirt, and Captain America: Brave New World.
2025-02-1400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3889: Make Movies Shorter w/ Rod and Karen MorrowThe Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod and Karen Morrow help Keith cover everything that’s been going on in his mind, from construction woes to the end of the world. The trio discusses Donald Trump’s latest executive orders, Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults, Keith trying to play VR mini golf with strangers, the 67th Grammy Awards, and the Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision. It’s a rollercoaster of laughter and tears.
2025-02-0500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3887: Watch the Throne aka Calling All Assholes (Keith’s Colonoscopy) w/ Carrie GravensonKeith got his colonoscopy and he’s here to give the REAL story on preparation and procedure. Find out what REALLY goes down. The great Carrie Gravenson joins in to share her experience and what it’s like to pick up a “post-sedated, hungry, gassy Keith”. The duo also discusses new California wildfires as well as firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting. Also: Keith’s landlord has Keith’s first book, and Keith and Carrie cover the 2025 Razzie Awards.
2025-01-2400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3886: Inauguration 2025 w/ Rod and Karen MorrowIt’s President Trump: Take 2 feat. Elon Musk handing out Nazi salutes. Rod and Karen Morrow join Keith to discuss Keith’s solo episode Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass as well as President #47’s speech to turn this failing country around.
2025-01-2100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3885: Mr. and Mrs. DumbassKeith’s here to talk about our dumb world: the woman who went in an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted in her ass, Gen Z not understanding lightbulbs and newspapers, Keith finally seeing the second half of Smile 2 (review sponsored by Paramount+), and the woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt to the tune of a divorce and $855,000. Keith also discusses other maroons that include Jerry Springer guests and Drake. Go Steele - WHAT? Shit.
2025-01-1700 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3882: The Ring Two w/ Justy DodgeJusty Dodge is back for the follow-up to her potential holiday promise/engagement ring and the dog she’s trying to save as well as to help discuss Keith and Liz’s Christmas, a new card from Keith’s dad, and your phone listening to your thoughts at this very moment.
2025-01-0400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3879: Kraven MooreheadKeith is here to discuss his rage for how you play on social media, TIME magazine’s two-time Man of the Year Donald J. Trump, Matt Gaetz, the Luigi Mangione non-reward, and Keith’s viewing of the latest “Marvel” movie Kraven the Hunter.
2024-12-1900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3875: Wrapped and Replayed w/ Danny VegaKeith’s best pal Danny Vega returns as the duo discusses Christmas movies and your loved one’s bad taste in entertainment, researchless political opinions, and their end of year music lists. The wonder twins also talk about the NYC shooting of United Healthcare’s CEO and Keith’s latest medical adventures. Danny brings us an Am I the Asshole? regarding family secrets which leads, of course, to KATG.com/DAD.
2024-12-0600 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3873: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD! w/ Rojo PerezBack from an early Thanksgiving in Charlotte, Keith is joined by the great Rojo Perez as he discusses accused pedophile Matt Gaetz being forced to withdraw from running for Attorney General despite Trump’s recommendation as well as hypocritical conservatives featuring the death of Chuck Woolery. Rojo, the first guest to be part of The Dad Emails book, helps Keith break down the brand new email which begins: “This Christmas Season, do you want to start a new beginning with your father, or do you prefer to be stuck in some unresolved past?”
2024-11-2700 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3872: Man in Motion w/ Carrie GravensonFresh off their viewing of Hugh Grant’s Heretic and just before Keith’s monthly visit to Charlotte, Keith and Carrie Gravenson discuss their late-to-the-party viewing of St. Elmo’s Fire, the latest additions to Donald Trump's 2025 Cabinet (Hulk Hogan is Secretary of Labor?!), and the Kentucky man who was declared dead who woke up as his organs were being harvested.
2024-11-2100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3869: Donald Trump’s 2025 CabinetPerennial KATG poker champion Keith Malley is here to share his thoughts on Netflix’s The Rapist vs. The Dipshit aka Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, Donald Trump’s 2025 controversial Cabinet picks, and The Onion buying Alex Jones’ Infowars (for real). Visit KATG.com/DAD as a palate cleanser.
2024-11-1600 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3868: Rapecoin w/ Gastor AlmonteFan favorite Gastor Almonte returns to KATG to help Keith celebrate Veterans Day. Keith and Gastor discuss the toll of Donald Trump on your family, SNL’s Election Day response, Pornhub in regards to the election, and reviews of Blink Twice and Venom: The Last Dance. TRIGGER WARNING: Rachael “Raygunn” Gunn is quitting her professional breakdancing career.
2024-11-1100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3865: One Star w/ Diamond Dogs’ ChrisFrom Diamond Dogs and Five On It LIVE: It’s Chris! Keith and Chris discuss murderball, the airlines, movies, and Jon Stewart’s take on Tony Hinchcliffe. We also flashback to Keith teaching us all how to save time.
2024-10-3100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3863: Them Dipshits w/ Brother LoveBROTHER LOVIN’! Keith and longtime pal Brolo are back at it, talking about love, couple vacations, loving bad sports teams, politics, and Keith’s follow-up on helping children get into the most violent movie ever made. Do yourself a favor and be sure to check out the music of Brother Love and Them Vibes!
2024-10-2400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3862: Smile 2: Keep SmilingHaving to watch horror movie sequels is Keith’s personal horror movie. He discusses his walkout of Smile 2 and helping children sneak into R-rated movies. Keith also discusses other horrors, including ironic MAGA crimes, The War on Christmas, and the link between Donald Trump and McDonald’s literally deadly E coli outbreak.
2024-10-2300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3853: Beaut: Diddy Denied Bail (Again)Keith is on fire. Between Wordle, the Emmys, Sean “Diddy” Combs, and undecided voters, Keith is losing his mind. Thank God for football and poker.
2024-09-1900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3849: Say SomethingI hope your labors are going well! Don’t forget to celebrate! Meanwhile, Keith takes some TikTok challenges, reads listener non-feedback, follows the latest stories, and discusses the man with the world’s largest penis (although no one called Keith to check with him).
2024-08-3100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3846: Nice Try, TrickstersIf Steve wants it, Steve gets it! Here it is in all its glory: Keith’s 17th stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters. HOOAH! Before that Keith rants about Connections, Space, why video game movies don’t work (feat. Borderlands), entertaining rapists, and (the lack of) pro-football female announcers.
2024-08-1900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3845: Only in America (A Conversation) w/ Craig KleinElon and Donald up in a tree! Nothing weird to see here at all, folks—just Keith and his pal Craig Klein talking about Trump’s X interview with Elon Musk and NYC’s own Cindy Adams bragging about her IQ and just now “graduating” high school. This one goes out to Keith’s fellow left handed geniuses.
2024-08-1300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3844: Set for Life w/ Ritch Duncan and MeMe CherryRitch Duncan, the first person to give Keith an NYC stage, and Series of Fortunate Events’s MeMe Cherry join Keith to discuss his Charlotte trip, the latest in politics, America winning the Olympics, and Keith’s Waffle House sex trafficking adventure.
2024-08-1200 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3843: Movie Magic w/ Carrie GravensonKeith just learned about boneless chicken wings, and he is quite displeased. With the help of Birthday Girl Carrie Gravenson, Keith discusses his newly learned not-so-startling chicken fact. He also begs the audience for help regarding his movie watching disease. Is there a cure?
2024-07-3000 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3839: President Biden Will Not Seek Reelection w/ Rod MorrowKeith got his wish, and President Joe Biden will not seek reelection. So how does he feel now? Rod Morrow joins Keith to discuss the worldwide news, the congressional grilling of Secret Service director Kimberly Cheatle in regards to the Trump assassination attempt, and why God is simply too busy to help you.
2024-07-2300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3834: Hot Dog…The Podcast w/ Rod MorrowFresh off the July 4th holiday, Keith is joined by the hilarious Rod Morrow to discuss Keith being blackmailed, his vacation, the future of America, love, and little cuck snitches. R.I.P. that chick from House of the Dragon.
2024-07-0800 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3831: The Love Album w/ ListenerLizLovers unite! Keith and ListenerLiz share their chemistry as they discuss their relationship, their next vacation, Keith’s missing wallet, the Ten Commandments in Louisiana schools, the greatest prank of all time, and the latest with Justin Timberlake.
2024-06-2400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3828: Father’s Day w/ Tony DeyoComedian and father Tony Deyo helps Keith make sense of this year’s controversial July 4th hot dog eating contest, marching band, and Keith being kicked out of his dad’s will.
2024-06-1200 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3827: Sick w/ Lenny MarcusComedian and superhero Lenny Marcus returns to KATG to discuss new email interactions between Keith and his father stemming from Keith’s mom’s funeral. The duo also discuss the NYC/Dublin Portal reopening, Panera Bread to cancel their deadly Charged Lemonade (not JUST yet though), and being pronounced dead prematurely.
2024-06-1000 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3824: Raise Up (Bee Mine) with Rod & Karen MorrowThis week we talk about Keith's new boo, the Pat Dixon audio, and Keith’s North Carolina BBQ knowledge. We also talk about Trump going 34 - 0 (35 if Keith had his way), the worst movie Keith has ever seen: The Beekeeper, and Minimum Rage.
2024-06-0400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3821: It Gets Better w/ Rojo PerezFresh off Memorial Day, Keith and the great Rojo Perez discuss the latest Diddy rape lawsuit (trigger warning: he did that shit a LOT), the deaths of Super Size Me’s Morgan Spurlock and the Doge dog, the all new Titanic submersible, and Keith’s vacation with a new suitress.
2024-05-2800 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3817: The Keith and The Girl RoastFrom 2011, it’s The Keith and The Girl Roast! Inspired by recent roast talk, Keith revisits the brutality from comedy greats such as Roastmaster Jesse Joyce, Christian Finnegan, and Mike Lawrence, with one being more hurtful than the next. Ben Lerman! John F. O’Donnell! Victor Varnado! The Knefels! It’s right here in all its shocking glory.
2024-05-1400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3810: God Is One of Us w/ Rod Morrow, Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ ChrisMinimum Rage, birthday fuckin’, the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump’s courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris discuss Keith’s dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith’s response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda’s shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.)
2024-04-2300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3809: Being Awkward w/ Laura MerliNew guest Laura Merli joins Keith to discuss their problems with physical directions and people (ugh). Also, O. J. Simpson is still dead, and Keith is very excited about a PRO megaphone.
2024-04-1400 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3807: Curb Your Enthusiasm w/ Ellie HinoTHE FIRST NEW GUEST TO KATG IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD! Ellie Hino helps Keith recognize that, yeah, life is a little insane. Iris Bahr shouted out Chemda on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale! Keith internally freaked the fuck out at Katharine Heller’s show The Infinite Wrench! You’ll learn how to be more important to your spouse than their new child! (Spoiler: have sex with your spouse.) And then other stuff: ADHD, bisexuality, THE MASTERS, etc.
2024-04-1000 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3806: Doubt It, Thomas w/ Rod MorrowRod Morrow and Keith recap the last week of happenings in and around … Keith and The Guy?! The duo also covers Minimum Rage and a surprise return of Dad’s emails! Sponsored by A24 Films, this episode ends exactly how you would want it to.
2024-04-0900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3802: Jury Duty and Stand-Up Extravaganza #16Keith discusses his yesterday — his first day reporting for jury duty for the first time in his life. Then KATG shares another of Keith’s stand-up albums, I’m Dating Your Mom.
2024-03-2700 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3801: The Very Best of Keith MalleyNever heard Keith’s stand-up before? Today we reminisce on his 10th album, Good Clean Fun: The Very Best of Keith Malley.
2024-03-2500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3799: Quiet on Set w/ Mallory JaneFrom the Keith and The Girl chatroom, Mallory Jane, artist extraordinaire, joins Keith to discuss abuse, family, therapy, gender questioning, and staying alive in a horrible world.
2024-03-2000 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3798: Season 2 w/ Bianca Brady and Cathryn LaveryWelcome to Keith and. Bianca Brady and Cathryn Lavery join Keith for his first show in this new world. The trio discusses family, business, news, and Keith’s feelings.
2024-03-1800 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3795: The Great American Novel 5Chapter 7: Keith Malley - Lover, Fighter; Chapter 8: Rules for Living
2024-03-1300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3791: The Great American NovelAfter two decades of Keith and The Girl, KATG is about to enter Season 2. During the transition, Keith presents the audio version of his life story from birth to age 30.
2024-03-0900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3760: Keith Loved a MovieKeith’s holiday adventures included continuing to watch every movie ever made, one being worse than the next. If you love to hate, please enjoy.
2024-01-0900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3745: Controversial Thoughts w/ Rojo PerezRojo Perez joins KATG to rile Keith up by explaining the genius behind not cleaning your underwear and the deepness of The Bear. Keith tries to calm his life with PowerWash Simulator VR, but we don’t think it’s working.
2023-11-1500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3742: An All New Keith and The Girl w/ Craig KleinCraig Klein joins KATG to discuss the final moments of Keith & Chemda.
2023-11-0900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3730: Give a Twirl w/ Courtney MaginnisBeloved KATG guest and fashion expert Courtney Maginnis helps Keith and Chemda break down Hollyweird by covering the likes of Britney Spears, Jada Pinkett Smith, Ozempic, plastic surgery, and skating phenom Father Michael G. Malley.
2023-10-1900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3719: Bag of Tricks w/ Django GoldNew KATG guest Django Gold has one of Keith’s favorite stand-up specials ever: Bag of Tricks. Django discusses his name, working for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and The Onion, how to properly spell ‘come’, and night terrors. Keith had an adult sex dream, Bijou Phillips filed for divorce from Danny Masterson, and Rep. Lauren Boebert’s estranged husband blames himself for her groping another man, vaping, and yelling to the point of being kicked out of a Denver showing of the play Beetlejuice.
2023-09-2000 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3706: Death Threats w/ Rod MorrowIn a special Last Week on KATG crossover, Keith, Chemda, and Rod Morrow cover everything new in the KATG universe, including Erin Valentine’s Hawaiian death threats, Keith’s personal relationships, and some weird third thing.
Hey everyone. This is Rod. I just want to say that I thought this episode was going behind the paywall on the website. I asked Keith to take it down but he betrayed me. There are some things that I said about Blue Beetle that I believed were "off the record." Please unsubscribe and stop listening to this podcast right now! Also, send all deat...
2023-08-2200 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3703: HOT SOUP (Craig v. Keith)Keith’s relationship of over two decades with Craig Klein might legitimately be over.
2023-08-1500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3693: Dead ReckoningKeith reviews Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning, Part One; Keith and Chemda cover the latest in celebrity breakups; and, and the duo discusses the man that tried to date a woman at gunpoint. Also, the man behind the black and blue/white and gold dress tried to kill his wife.
2023-07-1800 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3689: She Has Incredible Eroticism, Loves Dick w/ Chris TurnerIs it Keith’s birthday?! New guest and improvisational rapper Chris Turner joins the duo to rap (yes pun) about improvisational rap, Keith finally watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Olympic gymnastics doctor and child rapist Larry Nassar being stabbed 10 times in prison, and The Dad Emails.
2023-07-1100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3687: Sealioning w/ Christian FinneganChristian Finnegan has been on Keith and The Girl over 50 times, and he roasts Keith like only a true friend can. What a blessing! The gang discusses Christian’s year of sobriety, Madonna’s ICU visit, her new head, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson daring you to call him ‘cis’ to his face, and Jonathan Majors winning his domestic abuse court appearance.
2023-06-2900 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3681: Flashback w/ Kevin AllisonThe great Kevin Allison returns! The trio discusses Keith going to the mechanic’s, Keith seeing The Flash with veterans and their families, and Kevin’s massive life changes, including sobriety.
2023-06-1500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3675: Rescue Me w/ Adam FerraraKATG listener and first time guest Adam Ferrara joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss family, love, hate, and Keith’s dad.
2023-06-0600 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3662: Extremely Loud & Incredibly CloseKeith and Chemda continue to save lives! They also discuss Keith’s love of celebrity break-ups, a woman who caught a bullet with her clit, and the 26-year-old woman posing as a 16-year-old school student.
2023-05-0300 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3659: Decent AssaultKeith and Chemda are back at it again! The duo discusses pink poultry, Jerry Springer’s passing, Down Syndrome Barbie, conjoined twins, and the science teacher at Keith’s school who got 7 years for indecent assault.
2023-05-0100 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3651: Robots in DisguiseKATG.com/TICKETS: Keith and Chemda are ready for KATG Week 2023 and Keith’s annual one-take-only stand-up show! The duo also discusses Donald Trump’s indictment, Gwyneth Paltrow’s $1 win, Elon Musk’s goofy Doge moves, learning that plants literally make noise when injured, and Jonathan Majors’ texts between him and his girlfriend.
2023-04-0500 minKeith and The Girl comedy talk show3641: Open Portals w/ Carrie GravensonKeith and Chemda discuss their anniversary dinner, Carrie Gravenson critiques Keith’s Super Bowl party, and Republicans are proving there actually WASN’T a Capitol insurrection as they cry that they may no longer enjoy Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. Jada Pinkett Smith’s adultery partner August Alsina enjoyed Chris Rock’s special, and a listener warns Keith about Ouija boards setting off interdimensional portals with no follow-up. “Take it from a redhead, don’t mess with them.”
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