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Bitter CoffeyWe Are Like UsBack from their Dry January podcast hiatus, Kelly and Darek do their best to find the humor in a not-so-humorous world these days. When the day begins with a one-person hip hop kitchen dance party, things can only get better. Or worse. Your hosts briefly discuss the perils of social media and discuss their hobbies, one of which suprised Darek.
2026-02-0456 min
Bitter CoffeyHappy Holidays/Top of the Moccasin To YouWith Kelly and Darek filled with anxiety and Christmas cheer, 4 minutes of accidental copyright infringements set the proper for this episode. Not entirely sure your hosts are recording, they cover the usual holiday topics such as buying a tree, party-germ etiquette, and of course, George Michael. Happy Holidays from us to you!
2025-12-2244 min
Bitter CoffeyCranial SqueakingMinor tech issues continue to plague the Bitter Coffey studio but Kelly's requests for new mics fall on deaf ears. Darek and special guest Michele Palardy provide the support Kelly needs as she loses her already weak grasp on the English language. Darek names the positive vibes during recording this episode while discussing the fact that most cartoon characters refuse to wear pants. Shout out to new listeners Sophia and Ciara!
2025-12-031h 00
Bitter CoffeyLife On MallomarsAfter a COVID-induced break from recording, Darek and Kelly are back in the studio with mics in need of replacement. Kelly explains her process for recalling songs for which she doesn't know the lyrics, and Darek shares his extensive cookie marketing magic. The hosts take a crack at streaming platform rebranding, which quickly goes sideways. HBO, please feel free to reach out if you would like to explore next steps. Shoutout to our new friends at Generic Clothing!
2025-11-1252 min
Bitter CoffeyTasting Menu with Colyer & ShemmyLongtime friends and longtime listeners Colyer and Shemmy join the show by phone to test a variety of edgy (some might even say exotic) potato chips. No one remembered to take a pic of the chips in the studio, mostly because Darek was overwhelmed by sodium and Kelly was distracted by tote bags.
2025-10-0856 min
Bitter CoffeyThe Croation Chip IncidentDarek and Kelly reflect on an emotionally difficult week, hoping to bring some levity despite the current state of the world right now. A shared admiration for Toto's "Rosanna" is revealed, and longtime friend and longtime listener Colyer experiences a less-than-warm welcome in Croatia while trying to buy potato chips. A simple online inquiry at a car dealership tests boundaries, and as per usual, simple volume settings continue to plague your hosts.
2025-09-1754 min
Bitter CoffeyFair Is FairDarek & Kelly joined forces and made the Champlain Valley Fair a family event this year. Kelly eases into life as an elder fair-goer and Darek reflects on the high cost of fun and the need for increased goat-safety protocols. Both Taylor Swift and the Tooth Fairy prompt some real talk, and Darek's discovery of the adjustbility of the mics might make the show sound taller.
2025-09-031h 01
Bitter CoffeyShoo vs ShoeKelly and Darek return to the mic to discuss Darek's juggling prowess and Kelly proves her talent for music trivia is fleeting at best. Darek offers a brief yet impactful grammar lesson and Kelly learns that it's difficult to sneeze without moving. Huge shout outs to Tim & Tanya for the studio swag, and belated HBD wishes to El Diablo and Colyer.
2025-08-201h 06
Bitter CoffeyGird Your Sow LoinsBack from their unplanned/sort of planned summer hiatus, Kelly and Darek are back in the studio, ripping through topics in their usual fashion. Kelly spends entirely too much time talking about basement insulation and Darek spends entirely too little time talking about watching 90's rap videos in his car.
2025-07-301h 14
Bitter CoffeyThe (Almost) Lost EpisodeAfter a series of editing mishaps, this recording was accidentally deleted and eventually recovered. Kelly and Darek are going to avoid pushing their luck so we're going to just share this episode of Bitter Coffey right now before anything else happens to it.
2025-06-101h 02
Bitter CoffeyTube Top Pop Part - Part Two?After nearly cutting off her finger with a lesbian pocketknife, Kelly and co-host Darek give shoutouts to new listeners, work through the joy(s) of hat-buying and hat-wearing, and read some AI-generated emails. The descerning listening will be able to hear the exact moment your hosts use the last of their mental and physical energy.
2025-05-0756 min
Bitter CoffeyThe Palardy DiariesMichele from the Palardy Foundation sits in on the third mic, where Darek and Kelly flip through Michele's high school diaries. Kelly got trapped in her own belt several times last week without an escape technique, and Darek shares his frustrations working with a teenage salesperson at a car dealership. Butchcie and Maisel join the show, and tensions are high between Kelly and Alexa.
2025-04-1650 min
South Florida Bulls Audio NetworkBryan Hodgson Introductory Press Conference 3-28-25As heard live on Bulls Unlimited, the 12th leader of the Men's Basketball was introduced. Press conference narrated by Darek Sharp, begins with the radio voice of the Bulls Jim Lighthall. Followed by Wlll Weatherford, President Rhea Law, Michael Kelly and then the head man himself.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2025-03-2825 min
Bitter CoffeyDr. Pepper, MDDarek and Kelly decide that drinking Zero Sugar Dr Pepper during an early morning recording session would be a great idea. Many listeners could easily argue to the contrary. Your hosts take a deep dive into Girl Scout cookies and donut-scented soap. Apologies in advance to Hannah for the DJ mixer birthday gift for DJ Gwenny!
2025-03-2542 min
South Florida Bulls Audio NetworkMichael Kelly Halftime Interview with Darek Sharp from Fort WorthVice President of Athletics gave his reaction to plenty of big happenings around campus at halftime of Tuesday's AAC semifinal game for the women's basketball squad.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2025-03-1204 min
Bitter CoffeyGlittery Fish TacoAs Kelly's podcast editing skills continue to improve, so do Darek's novice DJ skills. Kelly and Darek offer many, many examples of their lack of connection to a younger generation, and give some Tik Tok creators the judgement they deserve. Yacht Rock is once again a popular topic. Welcome aboard.
2025-03-1157 min
Bitter CoffeyBack On Our BullshitPodcasting jerks Darek and Kelly have returned from their extended hiatus and now that Kelly is living back in Vermont, these random recording sessions may become a bit less random and less echoey as their tech skills slowly return. Darek and Kelly are clunky, they are rusty, and they are back.
2025-02-2556 min
Bitter CoffeyA Pinot Grigio Kellanova in the SkyNew year, same bunch of dorks. Kelly, Darek and Tim return to discuss a revolutionary new diet craze. Kelly introduces the show's potential 4th co-host, Joyce, the ghost of her home's previous owner, and the crew reveal the core motivation for returning to the microphone - ritualistic sports mascot sacrifice. Welcome to 2024!
2024-01-1753 min
Bitter CoffeySoft Supple Kisses PARENS for DarekKelly, Darek and Mitchel Thunderbutt (aka Tim Chang) are back after Darek finally faced his demons and figured how Descript, nee Squadcast, works. Tim shares his new passion project with his nephew, known as emoji-stories. Kelly ruminates about the horrors our driveway cameras capture, and unleashes the terror of 1970s Grimace upon her co-hosts and you, fair listeners. Creature conversations continue as our hosts go deep on canon Sesame Street characters and their applicability to socks and pitch a remake of St. Elmo's Fire starring Elmo. A careful eye is lent to the lack of quality control on the...
2023-10-301h 12Bitter CoffeyEasy BirdsIn this Chang-less episode of Bitter Coffey, Kelly forgets how to do a show intro and Darek provides a dad-specific perspective of July 4th fireworks. Kelly and Darek explore a very questionable Etsy purchase that occured after taking a sedative.
2023-07-101h 00Bitter CoffeyConspiring to Pocket SmurfWith a brand new "Podcaster Machine" up and running, Kelly, Darek, and Tim are back at it to discuss meme exchanges as an accurate measure of friendship, and commercials about "hand pills." Tim shares his feelings surrounding the stress of playing cribbage, and Darek's childhood memories of the TV show "Alf" are crushed with a single Google search.
2023-06-191h 03
Bitter CoffeyHam-fisted Rooster BlockerWith COVID and pneumonia in our rearview mirror, Darek and Kelly welcome a new permanent third co-host to the show. Darek takes several hits like a champ for a technical issue that none of us caught, Kelly is easily the worst birdwatcher on the Seacoast, and Tim dazzles us with a collab with Ron from Ron's Automotive. We, and that Glossy Ibis, are back.
2023-05-011h 04
Bitter CoffeyJust Like MenudoIn yet another episode where we forget to thank the Palardy Foundation, Darek and Tim are joined by musician and our intro & outro music creator Tim Chang. Topics include Kelly's melotonin dreams, Darek's work-related, on-the-fly microphone skills and Tim's experience with "Business Chinese."
2023-03-151h 00Bitter CoffeyMitch Better Have My BunnyKelly and Darek establish a pattern that could be viewed as recording on a consistent basis, taking a deep dive into Rhianna's halftime show, Kelly's obsession with hold music, and Darek's new responsibilities as an Oatfluencer.
2023-02-221h 01
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2023-02-1104 min
Darektor's Cut(Episode 363) "The Handmaid's Tale" Actor: Kelly Jenrette.Send us a textEpisode 363"The Handmaid's Tale"Actor: Kelly Jenrette.Kelly Jenrette is a Emmy Nominated actor who has been in such projects as All American: Homecoming, This is Us and The Handmaid's Tale. Kelly and I talk about her journey, difficulties along the way and her perspective moving forward.Welcome, Kelly Jenrette.Monday Morning Critic: Instagram, TiKTok, YouTube and Facebook.Twitter:@mdmcriticwww.imdb.com/title/tt12597724/www.mmcpodcast.comContact: mondaymorningcritic@gmail.comSupport the show
2023-02-0326 minBitter CoffeyBJ's Goat SauceWith improved sound and some new boom arms, Kelly and Darek discuss Lesbian Bird Watching, the whimsical days of MySpace, and introduce their listeners to a new game to play on road trips or your daily commute. Big thanks to Tim Chang for being a musical miracle.
2023-02-0155 minBitter CoffeyThe Clunkiest of ReturnsAfter a series of schedule conflicts and chainsaws, Kelly and Darek return to their respective studios for their first NH-VT podcast. With topics ranging from Woodstock babies to extreme weather, both hosts are willing to overlook the lack of sound quality due to Kelly's mic deciding to take the day off. We hope you will overlook it, too.
2023-01-081h 09Bitter CoffeySo many orgies, so little time.In a world where no good deed goes unpunished, Kelly shares her experience of getting yelled at for returning a lost wallet and Darek explains why closed-captioned TV is his only option. Proper orgy scheduling is explored, and Darek develops a new term for the garbage on a neighbor's lawn.
2022-08-2952 minBitter CoffeyRon's AutomotiveFriend, Chang Report host, and musician Tim Chang joins Kelly and Darek in the studio to wish longtime listeners Colyer and Kevin a happy birthday. This turned out to be a "high energy" episode that somehow covers topics from golf, faulty ignitions, 90s rooftop parties and Cookie Jarvis.
2022-08-1555 minBitter CoffeySting, Shaggy, Spiders, and SugarpumpsIn this non-Sting produced episode, Darek and Kelly celebrate longtime listener El Diablo's birthday and new(ish) listener Elizabeth's well-deserved vacation, Kelly and Darek characteristally bounce from topic-to-topic, discussing proper golf attire, ASMR, and Joni Mitchell.
2022-07-271h 03Bitter CoffeyGlory Holes and Studio GuestsBack from a trip to Ireland and the OR, Kelly and Darek welcome Glad, a returning on-air guest (also Darek's mom) and John, a longtime listener (and Glad's drummer) to the show. A flurry of topics are discussed, but since Kelly is still only able to type with one hand, you'll just have to trust us that it's a fun episode.
2022-07-0654 min
What Makes You Think... Gymnastics SeasonWhat Makes KIM KELLY Think...Massachusetts Gymnastics Center Employment Opportunities: office@massgymnastics.comWant to support the show so that we can continue bringing you great content? Check out our Patreon and support however you can: https://www.patreon.com/whatmakesyouthinkSee the full VIDEOS WE DISCUSS ON THE SHOW (Don't forget to subscribe!)Learn more about Nicole or register for an event at: www.precisionchoreo.com/registrationFacebook & Instagram: @nicolelangevinconsultantTwitter: @youthinkpodEmail: nlangevinpro@gmail.comBook a Cornerstone Traveling Convention by emailing: cornerstoneconventionsgym@gmail.comSponsors: Crea...
2022-06-2145 minBitter CoffeyClamato, ClamahtoPapi lends his whining skills to this episode of Bitter Coffey, in which Kelly & Darek discuss the historical significance of the podcast, a nosy anti-vax neighbor, and Paw Patrol's support of Roe v. Wade. Kelly loses the ability to speak earlier than usual, and Darek gets an update on The Pretzel Kids.
2022-05-1857 minBitter CoffeyEvery Time I Talk About Crickets...The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial was an unexpected topic on today's show. Kelly shares her Celtics fandom that involves screaming swear words, and Darek discusses how dinosaur-themed birthday party decorations are a stark reminder of their extinction. Tim checks in prior to getting a new tattoo by Heavy Hand, and video game street cred prompts a reflection of an aggressive ostrich and cardiac arrest.
2022-04-271h 02Bitter CoffeyPanter PawKelly and Darek barrel through a jam-packed double episode, where they live scroll through TikTok, critique two Billie Eilish songs, engage in The Great Cheeseburger vs. Hamburger Debate, and discuss the increased murder potential as a result of automatic garage door openers. Tim Chang absolutely steals the show in his retelling of The Best St. Patrick's Day Story of All Time. Prove us wrong.
2022-04-131h 18Bitter CoffeyLet's Stay TogetherDarek and Kelly return from their hiatus, add fuel to the fire surrounding the Great Sticker Debate. Darek tries on some fake grad school eyeglasses Kelly wonders if a leprechaun can fit in a shoe box. Show intro & outro music genius Tim Chang picks up his phone for a chat to discuss Wordle, Heardle, and crime-fighting chipmunks.
2022-03-2357 min
Bitter CoffeyCurse of the BrattleburritoAgainst all technological odds, and in the face of an extremely dramatic snow squall, Kelly and Darek celebrate Shamrock Shake season with tales of a late night visit from an all-female EMT crew while ruminating on Olympic shenanigans and Super Bowl halftime. The Chang Report focuses on terrible ideas in television remakes, and a hypothetical exchange of poop and services. Tim·s new rockin· theme music also makes its much anticipated debut.
2022-02-231h 05Bitter CoffeyOlympic Village BoycottDarek and Kelly are back in the studio after Darek's battle with All Things COVID. A discussion about football leads to a rambling musical journey about favorite parts of songs, and a boycott of just about everything. Tim Chang's original, shiny and new show theme music will debut next week due to Kelly's technical incompetence under pressure.
2022-02-091h 04
Bitter CoffeyFollow the Noise to the Back DoorDarek and Kelly begin Season 5 and 2022 with a tribute to Betty White. Michele joins the show to break down Kelly's musical instrument-induced breakdown. Tim Chang invites listeners to begin using a new catch phrase, and Darek offers movie reviews on mediocre movies, past and present.
2022-01-0358 minBitter CoffeyPeppermint Pretzels and Cat LawIn this holiday edition and season finale of Bitter Coffey, Darek accepts what could be candy from strangers when Kelly refuses to answer the door and Tim shares a hot take on recycling. Happy Holidays, y'all!
2021-12-2259 min
Bitter CoffeyCroup, There It Is.Darek flexes hard on recent purchases for his new home, and Kelly shares her discomfort after revisiting 1980s sitcoms. The Chang Report offers insight and wisdom in the midst of grocery store tension caused by crouton options.
2021-12-081h 15
Bitter CoffeyWelcome back, Celine.With Tim Chang on vacation to properly celebrate Eastern Daylight Time, Kelly struggles to function in the studio as a left-handed person, and Darek shares a holiday-driven potential spike in peppermint flavor in candy. Kelly curses in order to test the boundaries of Apple podcast censors, while Darek throws out a bid for a new logo for the show.
2021-11-101h 00Bitter CoffeyBehind The Dryer and Into Your CupsKelly experiences a series of mini nervous breakdowns during the recording of this episode, and Darek manages to keep the show together as his co-host falls apart. Tim shares some real talk about the politics of parades, and a new catch phrases is born.
2021-10-2749 min
Bitter CoffeyOh, Those Spicy PumpkinsIn an unplanned focus on All Things Pumpkin Spice, this episode is the result of Darek and Kelly's return to their tradition of a pre-show pizza. Darek offers validation to Kelly's accidental crime spree, and Tim provides insight and truth on aggressively-decorated houses for Halloween.
2021-10-131h 00
Bitter CoffeyWhen that xylophone dropsKelly lost her show topic notebook, so she relies on Darek and Tim Chang to carry the show. A brief discussion on lip-syncing turns into Kelly revisiting why she dislikes Mariah Carey, and Darek debuts his 1940s radio announcer voice, unaware that his daughter is playing with a hammer in the backyard.
2021-09-2959 min
Bitter CoffeyThe Chang ReportKelly and Darek introduce the best new segment on the show, The Chang Report. Darek offers an update on the home ownership front, while Kelly shares she is free of both fleas and ticks. And at long last, technology finally allows your hosts to share their vocal acumen with a stranger named Astrid.
2021-09-1555 min
Powertools MixshowEpisode 9-4-21 Ft: Swedish Egil, Joe Bermudez (1 Hour), & Vinnie MackFollow Us:www.Facebook.com/Wearepowertoolswww.Instagram.com/Wearepowertoolswww.Twitter.com/Wearepowertoolswww.Twitter.com/Richardvissionwww.Twitter.com/SwedishEgilwww.Twitter.com/IamDjChristowww.Twitter.com/DavidDelanoSeptember 4th - NOW 104.3 - REV 92.7 - KRCK 97.7 - RHYTHM KRYC - C 89.5 - Z106.3 - Mix93fmSwedish Egil Tracklist:
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2021-09-031h 55
Bitter CoffeyAll Shuck, No JiveMichele Palardy of the Palardy Foundation briefly joins the show and offers a glimpse of what it's like to live with Kelly. Both Darek and Kelly learn new farmer terms as a result. Darek carries the show due to Kelly's restrictive eating, discussing both house hunting and house cake, one of which might smell like cat urine.
2021-09-0148 min
Bitter CoffeyDeja Vu All Over AgainBitter Coffey alum Darek Fanton sits in the second chair for a rapid-fire episode that covers a lot of ground. Kelly jumps from topic to topic and Darek tries to reel her in. He is not successful.
2021-08-181h 06
Darektor's Cut(Episode 232) "The Office" Actor: David Denman.Send us a textMonday Morning Critic Podcast!Episode 232."The Office"Actor: David Denman.Instagram: Monday Morning Critic Podcast.Facebook: Monday Morning Critic Podcast.Website: www.mmcpodcast.comFilm, TV and stage actor David Denman grew up all over Southern California. After becoming involved in high school theatrics at Fountain Valley High School, David attended the American Conservatory Theater Summer Training Congress in San Francisco in 1991. He then went on to receive his B.F.A. degree in Drama in 1997 from the famed Juilliard School in...
2021-05-1150 min
Real Music Talk PodcastDarek CobbsMulti-instrumentalist, arranger and producer Darek Cobbs has worked with some of the top names in pop and R&B including Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Pharrell Williams, Nicki Minaj, Charlie Puth, Lizzo, Tori Kelly and Ludacris to name a few!
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Produced: Keith Hall, Music: Andrew Rathbun and Keith Hall, Photo: Casey Spring, Graphics: Matthew Fries
2020-11-1717 min
FantasyPros - Fitz on FantasyHelicopter Pilot (guest: Ian Hartitz)Host Pat Fitzmaurice (@Fitz_FF) brings in guest Ian Hartiz of PFF (@IHartitz), one of the hardest-working analysts in the fantasy biz and an essential Twitter follow. Pat talks to Ian about how he developed his Twitter presence and how he came upon the idea for Helicopter Guy, a two-dimensional muse with a knack for predicting breakout games. Ian does a deep dive on the Buccaneers, discussing Ronald Jones’ Week 10 explosion, whether Leonard Fournette is still in play for fantasy, and how to value Mike Evans, Chris Godwin and Antonio Brown. Pat and Ian also talk about the sluggish return of...
2020-11-1651 min
Bitter CoffeyMachine WorkIn a rare Saturday morning show, Margo does her best to navigate Kelly's excessive coffee consumption earlier that morning, while discussing cardiovascular issues, Jell-O, and a recording of an ice cream murder truck drive-by. Kelly goes into her decades-long fear of fabric stores, and Margo shares that her dislike of PB&J might be un-American. Salad bars are mourned and Darek's stellar editing skills hide a segment when Kelly just starts hitting buttons on the laptop for no apparent reason.
2020-10-2355 minBitter CoffeySo Much SharingWith Darek on summer hiatus, previous guest Margo Batsie joins the show in the 2nd seat. She and Kelly take a meandering & unsupervised walk down Memory Lane. They share the somewhat recently discovered fact that they shared an orthodontist and zip code in their youth, how they both made their foray treading the boards on the legit stage as children awkwardly playing politicians, and the impact Taco Bell had on Margo’s driving skills. They break down possible reasons Tom Cruise is a frequent orphan in movies and they offer support to a woman named Michelle Obama, a newcomer to...
2020-07-301h 10
Bitter CoffeyPeppermint Exorcism (with Morgan Wagner and Margo Batsie)Darek and Kelly are joined by long-time listeners of the show, and Kelly's former bosses, Morgan and Margo. The crew reflect on drinks the size of your head, discuss the best names for groups of animals and discuss the relationship between hot dogs and friendship. Kelly tells the harrowing tale of the shuttle from hell and Morgan discloses why why's called what why is. Bells are introduced to the show to indicate a "that's what she said" moment and they do not go unused.
2020-01-2652 min
Bitter CoffeyA Whore On ChristmasTo close out 2019, Darek and Kelly reflect on the year that was, and look forward to what's ahead, including making a few impromptu on-air phone calls to some special guests to ask them about their favorite (or least favorite) holiday memories. Kelly shares her own most troubling holiday experience, as well as recounting her recent interaction with the "team" at Lesbian Connection.
2019-12-311h 01
Bitter CoffeyDump It In Your Maw (with Tim [and Lisa] Chang)Kelly and Darek are joined by super siblings Tim and Lisa Chang to consume and discuss carbs of every shape and size. Tim recounts the origin story of he and Darek's friendship, reveals his controversial snackfood opinions and is somewhat bemused by both the weather and people of Northern Vermont. Kelly takes issue with putting salt in coffee and the crew bask in the glow of a recent "feature" in Lesbian Connection magazine.
2019-11-2955 min
Bitter CoffeyDenta-Wands and Rat RouletteAfter a bit of a newborn-related hiatus, Kelly and Darek are back to regale you with tales of their best years ever, share some significant life updates, reflect on their distinct experiences with the Champlain Valley Fair and Y2K and Kelly saddles Darek with a dodgy nickname. Along the way, Kelly shares a newly identified pet peeve and Darek gets confused about when Jim Carrey's early films came out (which he's now aware of, so there's no reason to point it out).
2019-09-131h 11
Bitter CoffeyThe Nacho Bar is a Lie (with Glad Douse)Our hosts are joined by rock star in attitude and profession, Gladys Douse (who also happens to be Darek's mother). Glad shares her experiences as a lifelong Vermonter who now lives in North Carolina, as well her musical journey and evolution. The group also chats about the lie that is the storied baby shower nacho bar, sun couch season, perms and so much more.
2019-06-2151 min
Bitter CoffeyDefinitely Road Vaginas (with Mo Citro)As Darek embarks on paternity leave, we close out Season 1 of Bitter Coffey with some (arguably TOO much) excitement about Winooski's upcoming road vaginas, engage in a robust punctuation debate that would damage most friendships, and with the help of guest-host Mo Citro, further explore our odd fascination with Celine Dion. At one point in the show, Kelly begins speaking in a Canadian accent that isn't detected until post-production, and we may or may not lovingly compare Darek's baby with a tuned-up bicycle. Michele encounters her first live rat and records a video of him or her running errands a...
2019-05-0354 min
Bitter CoffeyWarmly, MorganOn this episode of the definitely still a "comedy" podcast Bitter Coffey, Kelly hatches a plan to start a band with Darek's Mom, reads a letter from friend of the show Morgan, and our hosts offer some very dubious relationship advice. We also discover that one poor listener has been suffering through the podcast (more than most) at 1.5 speed, which leads us into the dark and disturbing world of "drunk speed". Darek also goes off on a rant about gendered baby clothing, and Kelly is chased by a literal beaver.
2019-04-1942 min
Bitter CoffeyThe Margo Episode (with Mo Citro)Darek and Kelly are joined by Mo Citro for a wide ranging episode full of figurative and literal key changes. Mo and Kelly share the origin (and near demise) of their friendship, we discover that Kelly is more like her weird Aunt than she would like and that the Vermont high-school bowling scene is booming. Finally, we're treated to a harrowing tale of garden Buddha abduction.
2019-03-2256 min
Bitter CoffeyLesbians Who Cried GasOn this week's episode we explore the special relationship that Kelly shares with the folks at Vermont Gas, talk about the current state of customer "service" and delve deep into Kelly and Darek's podcast libraries. You'll also learn a valuable lesson about how to scare off an intruder and more than you'd ever want to know about one of the members of Darek's birthing class.
2019-03-0841 min
Bitter CoffeyGirl, You Know It's...It's a love-filled episode of Bitter Coffey as Kelly and Darek reflect on the strangeness that is Valentine's Day. They talk about the guy who fought a mountain lion and lived to tell the very subdued story. Darek also offers some pointed advice about attending concerts and laments the terrors of driving in Boston. Finally, our hosts explore which of them is more Milli and which is more Vanilli and reflect on the glory that was Behind the Music and MTV Cribs.
2019-02-2237 min
Bitter CoffeyThe Marvelous Mrs MarbleOn this episode of Bitter Coffey, we're firing right into things by talking about BJ's (you know, the wholesale store). Kelly and Darek read some iTunes reviews and give some shoutouts. It's Super Bowl weekend, so there's plenty of talk about..the Puppy Bowl and the wonders of the MarbleLympics. We finally get into the wonders of the Marvelous Mrs Maisel and Darek has a new podcast sign-off! In the "cold close", Kelly shares her early morning podcast listening routine and the delicate way she wakes Michele up to share it.
2019-02-0845 min
Bitter CoffeyA Unicorn That Invented FireWe're back, and we're full of gluten! On this episode of Bitter Coffey, Kelly and Darek address some of the feedback about their "desert island" bands, explore the fashion phenomenon that is Shooties, discuss methods for dismissing guests who have overstayed their welcome and tease an upcoming conversation about The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. There's also talk of bands who've evolved over time, courtesy of a topic discussed on the Fan Story podcast.
2019-01-2556 min
Bitter CoffeyHibiscus CloudberryBitter Coffey is back from its holiday hiatus and Kelly and Darek are firing into the new year hopped up on Hibiscus Cloudberry Polar seltzer. On this episode Kelly gets stuck in an elevator, has a useless conversation with Comcast and shares some incredible Christmas gifts from Boredwalk T-Shirts. There's also talk of cars that sound like trombones and the reality of supposed Facebook "hacking". The Random Question this week finds our hosts sharing their top three "desert island" musical artists and there's an exciting announcement about the impending listener call-in show.
2019-01-1146 min
Bitter CoffeyJuice Box of WineOn this very special, injury free, episode of Bitter Coffey, we're in the Christmas spirit, we're making major life announcements and we're experimenting with our first ever cold close. Is that even a thing? Find out after the outro music! Also, the subscriber mugs have arrived and Kelly has a new Twitter handle. There's also talk about the different versions of the Winnie the Pooh theme song, green candy flavors, the horror of company Christmas parties, what your Christmas lights say about you, and we find out the strangest Christmas gifts Kelly and Darek have ever received.
2018-12-2155 min
Bitter CoffeyJackpot That BAnother episode, another unfortunate injury. Kelly tells the origin story of her hurt shoulder (spoiler, it has to do with Fox News). She also shares the story of meeting her friend Cedric (AKA iTunes reviewer ced0882). Kelly and Darek send a special shout out to Kelly's neighbor, and fan of the show Devon, discuss their beloved pets, their shared mall employment experience, the perils of locker room nudity and the ways nicknames happen.
2018-12-0748 min
Darektor's Cut(Episode 105) “A Man Apart.” Actor: Jeff Kober.Send us a textJeff Kober, a native of Billings, Montana, was born on December 18, 1953. Not satisfied with being a rancher, Kober relocated to the L.A. area in his twenties with the desire to become an actor. His first appearance on the small screen was a non-billed role in the 1980s series V (1984). Kober went on to supporting roles in the highly acclaimed Vietnam War drama China Beach (1988) and the short-lived, but now-cult horror series Kindred: The Embraced (1996). Following these series, Kober has guested on some of the most popular television series of the day. They...
2018-12-0659 min
Bitter CoffeyLaugh Yourself Into BetterOn this episode of Bitter Coffey, Kelly and Darek talk about the challenges of eating healthier, reminisce about their respective drivers ed experiences, discuss names that shouldn't be applied to children, develop an exciting new game show inspired by repetitious streaming television commercials, draw parallels between raking leaves and nuclear proliferation and read some of your iTunes reviews.
2018-11-0538 min
Bitter CoffeyThey Call it 'Merch'On episode 4 of Bitter Coffey, Darek and Kelly talk about the launch of the pod, read some listener email, make a surprise discovery about house balls, talk about Kelly's passion for demonstrations and share their love for the Great British Baking Show. We also make an announcement about a special giveaway!
2018-10-3134 min
Bitter CoffeyHouse Balls & CricketsIn episode 3 of this freshly-dubbed "comedy" podcast, Kelly and Darek re-vist the concept of "thirsty", workshop alternative podcast concepts, discuss the unfortunate affliction of verbal diarrhea, touch on Hulu's "The First" and go deep to examine The Sutherland Dilemma.
2018-10-2239 min
Bitter CoffeyRutabaga KnowledgeIt's the second episode and the audio is a bit better...so there's that at least. Kelly and Darek look back at the first episode, identify a scourge upon both Kelly and the podcast itself, reflect on the worst jobs they've ever had, the trials of adulting, talk Top Chef and Darek tells a story about a guy, his house, and the guy's balls.
2018-10-1742 minBitter CoffeySwords of DestinyOn the first episode of the Bitter Coffey Podcast, Kelly and Darek welcome you to the show, talk about how this whole thing got started, discuss being the favorite patient, the TV show Forged in Fire and an unfortunate email mix-up.
2018-10-1340 min