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Fuck It I’m 40Unpopular OpinionsWe invite Kelly's friend from her high school days to join us with her long ass list of unpopular opinions. It's ladies night this week folks! Strap in and enjoy the show.2023-03-121h 01Fuck It I’m 40The Saga Wrap UpLittle Q&A as the finally of the only Episodic part to this podcast. Listen first to The Crime, then Call 911 and finally Justice is Blind. Then the Q&A will make more sense. Warning, the sound quality isn't great. But we had to make due with what our schedule allowed. So Tracy was multi tasking, driving while podcasting....we don't recommend. 2023-03-0541 minFuck It I’m 40Justice is BlindThe Final Episode in the story of Tracy's crime battle. This episode gets really raw, so fair warning. If you have kids in ear shot wait to listen, if you are sensitive to strong language yourself, don't listen. If angry emotions trigger you, this is an episode you should avoid.We kept all parts of this episode from the original taping as we feel this give you great insight on the effect of this incident. Consider yourself warned.2023-02-261h 25Fuck It I’m 40Call 911Second Episode to Tracy's Saga. In this episode we focus on the experience with the police and the department of juvenile services. It's a doozie, get yourself a drink for this one2023-02-191h 04Fuck It I’m 40The CrimeWe took time off in 2022 from Podcasting. Listen to episode one of the saga for why we were on a break. It's almost an unbelievable story had Tracy not actually lived it. This is not in our normal comedic tone, but it is a story that will still blow you away. And it's only part one!2023-02-121h 03Fuck It I’m 40Smells Like 7-11In this weeks episode Kelly exposes her truth. She's a thief of more than just your hearts. In this most uncomfortable episode for her we discuss stealing, then we take a left at the corner and then somehow come back to it. Then we get off the roller coaster walk a weird path that ends up at 7-11. So a normal episode by our standards.2023-01-2941 minFuck It I’m 40Death Becomes HerYes we know we fell off the face of the podcast world for a while. But we are back and this is just a taste of what you have been missing. In this episode you will learn a little about the rabbit hole Tracy has gotten her self in....annnd some of the same old banter you have come to know and love.2023-01-1536 minFuck It I’m 40I before E except after CFruit Roll Ups, Spelling errors, Child dating profiles, this is the stupid shit we talk about on this podcast. Enjoy!2022-09-1827 minFuck It I’m 40Just a Teenage Dirtbag BabyWe are drinking the red wine tonight after being influenced by television. Then we get on the topic of teens, break ups, how to parent. And we basically get no where. And maybe everywhere.2022-09-1137 minFuck It I’m 40CommitmentThis episode we discuss commitment. We do so while learning Kelly is recording this episode with a UTI. I mean really folks! We have been gone a minute, but we brought ourselves back and recorded an entire episode where Kelly only wanted to pee.2022-09-0443 minFuck It I’m 40Expensive Juice and Throwing BowsDelayed a Week- Tracy had COVID AGAIN!!So we blame her. But in this episode you will hear the real real on that Katy Perry peddled juice and our recent fight club story. Enjoy.2022-07-3138 minFuck It I’m 40Oil Change, Katy Perry and MurderThis episode is a revealing one. Lots of confessions that tell you a bit about us as humans. Spoiler alert, we are ridiculous.Enjoy.2022-07-1726 minFuck It I’m 40Sexting Gone WrongOur girl Victoria sets the theme this week and we tell our and your stories of sexting! We been gone for a minute, but this episode is not to be missed2022-07-1036 minFuck It I’m 40When it Doesn't Go as PlannedOur guests backed out on us, Kelly's AC went out on her and we left Tracy in charge of getting this episode out on time....hence the title.This week we make it happen when everything was aligned to say skip it. But there is some funny things here. Like why a panda to represent the vagina? And what is artisan pole dancing? 2022-06-2126 minFuck It I’m 40When Kelly has a listYeah we know it is another late start. But its our show...so...This week Kelly are prepared with a list and we explore that list, make fun of that list, explore it some more and then end as we usually do.Enjoy!2022-06-1346 minFuck It I’m 40Don't Shit the BedThis wee is a little of Tray hyped up on some shit. We discuss the lose out of the Depp Herd are, use we all haven't heard enough about it. Gas prices, subscription obsessions, and exit strategies.Enjoy2022-06-0540 minFuck It I’m 40Be a Twig WrapperSEASON 5 IS HERE!The long awaited start to the season now begins. We discuss what we have been up to the last two weeks, something about breast feeding gets in there, and then you will figure out why we titled the episode the way we did. All in good fun! Enjoy2022-05-2946 minFuck It I’m 40Rippy Bits- Bucket Seats and Safety BeltsIn this episode we find out Kelly doesn't really know what a true crazy story is. And that she believes she is ready for the race track. Some funny stuff this week. Enjoy!2022-05-0822 minFuck It I’m 40Rippy Bits- Who We BeIn this episode we discuss the results of our DNA tests: Are we sisters? And who knew the size of your fingers could be so revealing. Enjoy!2022-05-0126 minFuck It I’m 40Don't Get Stuffed in a Duffel BagHow to avoid getting stuffed into a duffel bag, Tracy's secrete desire to be adopted just to round out her back story, and other random shit! Enjoy2022-04-2529 minFuck It I’m 40Random is Our NormalLiquor Stores and Birthdays. It's random, it has its moments, this is us. Enjoy2022-04-1726 minFuck It I’m 40Rippy Bits- Normalize NipplesWe talk boobs, shopping, more boobs, being sexy and we think more boobs.This one had us laughing, it's worth the listen. But have the kids out of the room for this one.2022-04-0334 minFuck It I’m 40Rippy Bits- Mom FriendsThis week we talk about the difference between friends who are moms, and mom friends. And reveal that Kellys face has yet to get the memo that she is having a good time.2022-03-2725 minFuck It I’m 40How We Spent St. Patricks DayAn episode of discovery really. We went all over the place on this one. Little about St.Patrick himself, and Kelly and I discover it is time to know more about who we are. Enjoy a cameo of our friends Drunk Theory and go check them out after you hit the episode up!2022-03-2041 minFuck It I’m 40Don't Eat Bok ChoyWe invite Woody and Perkins to join us in the studio this week. These ladies have good tips on traveling. But also just how to live your life fancy. Just listen!2022-03-1354 minFuck It I’m 40Round TwoWhen good Champagne requires two rounds to get a podcast right. I don't know if we even remember what we were talking about here. But we had a great time recording it. So just listen!2022-03-0635 minFuck It I’m 40Shanks for Coming!In this episode we welcome the founders of Shanks Golf Apparel. These ladies are badass, and out of COVID flipped the female golf apparel game on it's head. We love disrupters and especially the kind that you want to have a beer with. Learn more about this kick ass chicks! www.shanksgolfapparel.com2022-02-2742 minFuck It I’m 40Cottage with FriendsIn this episode we bring on the husbands to explore a couples game. It was Kelly's idea. And you get to learn which couple knows their partner better. And who is winning at the intimacy game. We laughed really hard, so if you don't like this episode, it was worth it.2022-02-2039 minFuck It I’m 40Fairy Tale BeginningsThe meeting of our mates. It's a long one this week folks, but what would a Valentine's Day special be if it wasn't filled with an hour long talk of the love and romance that ended in marriage with children. Truth is it's sort of like.....wait, what???, really??Grab a cocktail, sit back and enjoy!2022-02-131h 05Fuck It I’m 40Bad Service, Pixie Stix and PTSDThis week we are gearing up for Valentine's Day. Tracy releases her PTSD over past nights out on Valentine's Day and the failures they were. She also drops a line about Pixie Stix that should have us concerned. It's a little weird, but hang in there.2022-02-0635 minFuck It I’m 40The Secrets We HaveThis week we catch up a bit and we discuss secrets. Mostly the phenomenon that was/is Post secret. In normal podcast fashion Kelly decides to reveal one of her secrets! 2022-01-3033 minFuck It I’m 40Why You Ask?This week we share a few updates about what has been going on and then explore a few questions women are often being asked. You know us just some more randomness mixed in with some good old fashion laughs. Just check it out,2022-01-1633 min