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Kelso Lando
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Two Girls One Listener
Tsunamis, Baby-Led Weaning, Denise Richards Divorce, Love Island USA & Cierra Ortega
This week we discuss Kelso's experiences with baby-led weaning, insights into the Denise Richards divorce, and our analysis of the recent viral antipasto TikTok drama. We also reflect on Fourth of July observations and give a comprehensive recap of Love Island USA, including Cierra Ortega's dismissal for a racial slur. Plus, we spill some insights into our own controversial pasts.
2025-07-11
1h 29
Two Girls One Listener
Postpartum Realness, Craig & Paige's Alleged Engagement Ring, & Love Island USA Deep Dive
From navigating the wild ride of postpartum feelings and all that comes with family baggage, to diving deep into the recent drama with Craig Conover on The Toast and his whole engagement ring saga with Paige DeSorbo. We're also sharing our hot takes on engagement rings in general– are lab-grown diamonds really the move? (answer: yes). And then, at 37:00, things get candid as we discuss facelifts. Plus, you know we couldn't forget our favorite summer obsession, so stick around for our Love Island USA recap starting at 38:00.
2025-06-28
1h 00
Two Girls One Listener
Love Island USA, Karen Reed Verdict, Next Gen NYC, ACE Family, and Daphne
This week, Natty and I are diving into the stories that have us talking—from court decisions to pop culture and Love Island USA. We start with the Karen Reed acquittal (4:30), then break down Sabrina Carpenter's latest album cover and Rolling Stone feature (10:30)—because that girl is everywhere.We analyze Paige DeSorbo's new loungewear line, Daphne (15:40), before shifting to Catherine Paiz's (of ACE Family vlogs) Call Her Daddy interview (21:00). Next, we review the latest episodes of Bravo's Next Gen: NYC (30:50) and cap it off with our Love Island USA takes (40:00).
2025-06-20
1h 07
Two Girls One Listener
Love Island USA Premiere, Hitchens' Razor, Karen Reed Trial, Idaho Murders & Boy Mom Philosophy
This week on TGOL, Natty and I are mixing personal updates with pop culture moments and philosophies on everything from religion to parenting. We kick things off with our first impressions of the Love Island USA premiere (9:30)—because nothing says summer like messy reality TV romance. Then, we unpack Emilie Kiser’s stepbrother’s bizarre and myopic TikTok and Avery Woods’ return to content creation (13:30).We shift gears to true crime with updates on the Karen Reed trial and Idaho Four murders (19:45), then circle back to more Love Island USA tea (32:15). Later, we break down the Summer House reunion...
2025-06-04
1h 18
Two Girls One Listener
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Summer House and Lexi Wood, & Roasting KFC’s Toast Appearance
This week on Two Girls One Listener, Natty and I are back with our signature banter—personal confessions and unfiltered pop culture takes. First, we thoroughly dissect the second season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (27:00)—because that show is crazier than a Utah swinger party. Then, we dive into Summer House drama (70:00) and evaluate Lexi Wood’s Toast appearance. Finally, we torch Kevin Clancy (aka Barstool's KFC) over his Toast appearance (76:15)—dude cheated on his pregnant wife and then gives advice to a pregnant woman whose husband says he is not attracted to her, so yeah, we’re gonna drag him.
2025-05-30
1h 21
Two Girls One Listener
The Valley Recap, Summer House Drama, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Discussing Viral Tragedies (Emilie Kiser, Okay Baby)
After a brief hiatus due to personal reasons, this week on 2G1L, we’re getting real about some heavy topics alongside our usual Bravo obsession. First, we dive into The Valley (3:00) and Summer House(37:00) drama—because Bravo chaos is our escapism.Then, we reflect on the heartbreaking losses of Emilie Kiser’s son (57:00) and the viral Preston (Okay Baby) tragedy (65:10), discussing how social media has shaped the narratives around these tragedies. Sending so much love to their families.We finish by exploring the wild world of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (72:30).
2025-05-20
1h 24
Two Girls One Listener
Beta Blockers, Sunday Scaries, and Love on the Spectrum
This week on Two Girls One Listener, we’re diving into life’s anxieties and of course, reality TV. At 3:45, we unpack beta blockers, Sunday Scaries, and new mom anxieties. Then, at 21:00, we dissect the Call Her Daddy Chapell Roan interview. At 33:30 we discuss the heartwarming world of Love on the Spectrum. At 54:00, we gab about Summer House drama and Lexi Wood’s podcast tea. Finally, 77:00 serves up all the messy Southern Charm reunion highlights.
2025-04-10
1h 21
Two Girls One Listener
Reminiscing on Jelena, Sydney Sweeney Split, TMJ & Bravo Catch Up
This week on Two Girls One Listener, we kick things off with the latest news—Teddy Mellencamp’s cancer journey, Cory Booker’s protest, and Natalie’s TMJ struggles. Then, we dive into pop culture: the viral 7-part TikTok series on Hailey Bieber and Reddit's Justin/Selena deep dive (43:00), Sydney Sweeney’s breakup (48:00), Justin Bieber crashing out (54:45), Morgan Wallen’s SNL exit (62:00), and Grant Trout & Madi Prewitt’s hilarious podcast clips (66:00). At 72:00, we unpack Bravo’s hottest drama—Southern Charm, Southern Hospitality, and Summer House.
2025-04-02
1h 23
Two Girls One Listener
Shane Gillis’ Opener Flop, White Lotus Theories, and Will/Emmy on Viall Files
Natalie shares her short and sweet experience in Salt Lake City (think babies in a stadium). Then, she roasts Shane Gillis’ terrible opener at his stand-up show. We celebrate Kelsey and Sam’s Top Golf birthday bash and birthday freebies. We dive into Southern Hospitality drama: Will and Emmy’s Viall Files interview and how the cast faked storylines this season. Plus, we unpack White Lotus characters and theories and break down the latest Summer House chaos. Oh, and baby Wesley makes a surprise cameo!
2025-03-21
1h 21
Two Girls One Listener
Hannah Berner and the Vanity Fair Disaster, Zachary's Daiquiris & White Lotus Theories
In this episode of Two Girls One Listener, we dive into the latest pop culture and reality TV tea. At 33:00, we unpack Hailey Bieber’s shady TikTok like about Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. 41:00 brings Southern Hospitality drama: Leva’s bar dress code, Madi and Joe’s relationship struggles, and Emmy’s prom pic glow-up. At 46:20, Summer House takes center stage: Paige and Hannah’s Vanity Fair Oscar after-party interviews, Craig Conover’s Spritz investment, Lindsay’s gender reveal, and Carl’s soft bar crowdfunding. 71:45spills Traitors tea—why Danielle might take the win. Plus, Sout...
2025-03-09
1h 31
Two Girls One Listener
Shep & Sienna, Trendalytics Fashion Trends, & Love at First Sight
This week, Natty and I are spilling the tea on our personal lives, like my Valentine’s date at Chili’s and what we know about Raya. We also dive into Bravo’s finest: Southern Charm’s messy relationships (or situationships? Looking at you, Shep and Sienna), Summer House’s premiere (again) (WTF, Jesse Solomon), and Southern Hospitality’s Las Vegas Part 2 and how "Poppin’ It" is not an original song. Then, we’ll unpack The White Lotus premiere. Plus, we’re tackling the ethics of nursing a friend’s baby, reviewing Trendalytics’ latest fashion trends, and overanalyzing an Instagram caption about love a
2025-02-20
1h 31
Two Girls One Listener
Valentines at Chili's, Summer House Returns, and Lindsay's Pregnancy
After some personal chit-chat about Chili's, we start off our Bravo recaps by talking about Southern Charm and the weirdness surrounding Whitney and Shep, as well as Shep's strange relationship with Sienna. Summer House is back, and so are Bravo's favorite new f*ckboys (Jesse Solomon and West Wilson). We dive into Jesse's ridiculous comments regarding newbie Lexi Wood and Lindsay Hubbard's pregnancy. We also explore the treatment of newbie Bailee Henderson—or perhaps the lack thereof. Finally, we round out this episode by covering this week's episode of Southern Hospitality, where the kiddos go to Vegas to see DJ Madd...
2025-02-15
1h 21
Two Girls One Listener
Bravo Breakdown – RHOSLC Reunion, Paige & Craig Split, RHONY Drama
This episode unpacks the explosive Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion, Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover's shocking breakup, and the latest Southern Charmchaos. We also spill tea on the Real Housewives of New York reunion, Lindsay Hubbard's alleged split, and the wild world of Southern Hospitality. Plus, Kelsolando and NattyPrew get personal, sharing updates from their own lives.33:00 RHOSLC Reunion48:00 Paige & Craig 56:30 Southern Charm 65:20 RHONY reunion 67:00 Lindsay Hubbard breakup 75:40 Southern Hospitality
2025-02-09
1h 27
Two Girls One Listener
Bravo Breakdowns, Bachelor Drama & Traitors Tea
Grab your sweet tea and settle in for another chat with us. This week, we’re spilling the tea on Bravo’s Southern Hospitality and breaking down the latest drama from Charleston’s hottest servers. We’ll also dive into Rachael Kirkconnell and Matt James’ breakup, the explosive Real Housewives of New York finale, and the messy antics on Southern Charm. Plus, we’re chatting about Peacock’s The Traitors and the buzz around Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni’s rumored drama. 18:40: Southern Hospitality 31:30 Rachael Kirkconnell and Matt James’ breakup 49:00 More Southern Hospitality51:30 Real Housewives...
2025-02-01
1h 24
Two Girls One Listener
Musk Salute, The Toast Cancelled, and Bird Flu
A quick little episode recorded solo by Kelso wherein she discusses Elon's Neo nazism, the Toast being cancelled, bird flu, and Bill Gates's divorce. Apologies that she talks so slowly in the beginning, she tried using headphones. Beginning: Elon Musk Nazi salute, the Toast getting cancelled, and Musks's visit to Auschwitz. 22:00 Bird Flu and the Price of Eggs28:30 Bill Gates Divorce
2025-01-27
35 min
Two Girls One Listener
Rest in Peace Bandit
Trigger warning: we discuss my family dog, Bandit's, death in this episode.20:30 Inauguration thoughts26:00 TikTok ban29:00 Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 29:00 Traitors 56:00 Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 73:00 Southern Hospitality
2025-01-22
1h 27
Two Girls One Listener
All Things Southern Hospitality/Southern Charm, Traitors, and RHOSLC
This week we discuss all things Bravo and Peacock, since Kelso has been able to catch up on every reality tv show she's ever heard of. 7:00 Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni Wrap Up18:00 Southern Hospitality Talk48:00 Traitors Review58:00 Southern Charm and more on Craig Conover/Paige DeSorbo Break UP82:00 Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
2025-01-15
1h 41
Two Girls One Listener
Birth Story and the New Year
Kelso talks about her experience giving birth, and then the girls catch up on holiday stuff, plus Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover's break up.
2025-01-04
1h 21
Two Girls One Listener
Red Light Masks, Baby Showers, and Everything Nice
Double feature Wednesday! This episode was recorded in person before the previously published episode, it just took a minute to get out there. Apologies, I didn't take notes while recording so we don't have time stamps :( Peace and love
2024-12-11
2h 08
Two Girls One Listener
The Adjuster Assassin and Real Housewives
Happy holidays!! Here's a lazy summary of what we chatted about:26:30 The Toast 27:30 Lindsay Hubbard Baby! 28:40 Southern Charm Recap45:00 Baby Names48:00 Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap 70:00 Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gives shoutout to Oceanside 73:00 UHC Assassin - aka the Adjuster (Luigi Mangione)
2024-12-11
1h 30
Two Girls One Listener
The Toast Pregnancy, Am I the Villain, and John Stamos
Heads up! We will be changing the name of this podcast to "Two Girls, One Listener" sometime this week. The logo and name will change, but nothing else will! 20:00 Claudia Oshry Pregnant 31:00 Francesca Farago Had Babies and Named them Locket and Poetry44:30 Twin Sperm Donor and Kurt Cobain Connection52:30 Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap68:30 John Stamos Wearing Bald Cap
2024-11-22
1h 17
Two Girls One Listener
Jake Paul, Mike Tyson, and Influencer Baby Names
Kelso allegedly places a bet on the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight and then bitches about health insurance. Nat fills Kelso in on RHOSLC. Other topics discussed: 35:30 Pookie Had her Baby!45:00 Alexandria Daddario Postpartum Pic47:00 Whitney SLOMW Splashing Her Baby Video 58:30 Sydney Sweeney on Women Empowering Women63:00 People’s Sexiest Man Alive70:00 Snark Bait Podcast75:40 Armchair Expert - Monica and Jess Love Boys79:20 Megan Fox Pregnancy81:40 Teddi Mellencamp Affair
2024-11-16
1h 24
Two Girls One Listener
Grief of the Week, More on Chickenfry, and Armchair Expert Speculation
Natalie gets accused of dating her dad, we mourn our political losses, and speculate on things we have no business knowing.38:00Polite Provisions ABC License Suspended Again42:00Briana Chickenfry on Bffs54:403 People Charged in Liam Payne’s Death61:30More Armchair Expert Alleged Drama68:20 RHOSLC72:30JT from Southern Charm Quitting77:00Jaden Smith Went as White Batman to Kim and Kanye’s wedding
2024-11-10
1h 27
Two Girls One Listener
Beef of the Week, MadiPrew, and Tell Me Lies
Natalie and I catch up on all the beef we have with various people and places including a pilates studio, my friends, and our husbands. We also dissect MadiPrew's marriage and the hit show Tell Me Lies, among other topics.
2024-10-31
1h 40
Two Girls One Listener
Zach Bryan, Aspyn Ovard, and Wicked Drama Kids
Natalie and I catch up with each other.43:00 Liam Payne passing and weeks leading up.60:00 Briana Chickenfry and Zach Bryan break up.75:00 We are over VPR76:00 Aspyn Ovard (influencer) weird rage baiting89:00 Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande including:poster dramanot taking picture with ElviraVanity Fair article re Ethan Slater relationship
2024-10-25
1h 40
Two Girls One Listener
Lieutenant Dan, Love is Blind, and Nobody Wants This
Hi friends - this week I chat to myself since Natalie is away on her honeymoon. Apparently I can talk a lot since this episode is almost 90 minutes. Skip to the 24 minute mark if you don't care about mom stuff and breastfeeding. In this episode I discuss: first time mom stuff, breastfeeding, hurricane Helene and Milton, Nobody Wants This, Love is Blind, and thoughts on the Toast snark subreddit and Giggly Squad live show reddit comments.
2024-10-11
1h 27
Two Girls One Listener
Real Housewives, Local Gossip, and Jail Breaks
Natalie and I try out our first ever remote set up (so please excuse any sound quality issues). For two not very tech savvy gals, I'm very proud that we pulled this off. This podcast will be renamed to reflect our partnership as soon as we decide on something - so look out for that!
2024-10-06
2h 02
Two Girls One Listener
Thin Lips and the Regal Seagull
Our last in-person podcast before I move :(((. But don't worry, we'll be back together thanks to FaceTime.
2024-09-22
1h 39
Two Girls One Listener
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the Grohl Troll
Nat and I chat about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Dave Grohl's love child, Chappel Roan, and key takeaways from the recent presidential debate (among other things).
2024-09-12
1h 31
Two Girls One Listener
Armchair Expert Wondery Deal and Other Drama
Hi friends! Nat and I are back after a long hiatus and lots of life lived. We are soaking in the last few weeks of our non-long-distance friendship before I move away. In this episode we discuss hitchhikers, Kamala Harris's recent CNN interview, sad sports news, RHOC and the Americans (the show not the citizens), and Armchair Expert's new deal with Wondery and alleged behind-the-scenes drama regarding one of its umbrella podcasts, Flightless Bird.
2024-09-02
1h 51
Two Girls One Listener
Juicy Scoop, Matt Rife, and Southern Charm TEA
Little Nat and I sit down to discuss some of our favorite topics!! See: Podcast, comedian, and Bravo gossip. Also Nat moved into a new place! Lola expresses herself (as always).
2023-12-06
1h 14
Two Girls One Listener
My Wedding Debrief Episode (Plus some Southern Charm)
In this ep, my favorite red head (Natalie) and I sip on cappuccinos, prepared by Natalie's Nespresso (not an ad), and gossip about all things related to my ~wedding~. In addition to debriefing, we shit talk my family (duh), review the latest season of Southern Charm, and for those of you that care, the last fifteen minutes of this episode include live recordings from my wedding night. Those life recordings are uh... interesting, but funny to me. Please enjoy!
2023-10-11
2h 02
Two Girls One Listener
My Bachelorette Airbnb Horror Story :(
Natalie and I discuss the ski-masked man that almost ruined my bachelorette weekend and the rest of our trip to Scottsdale AZ on Labor Day weekend. Beware of these homes!!
2023-09-16
58 min
Two Girls One Listener
Nat and I Go Below Deck to Small Claims
My girly Nat is on for some pet talk (why I might inherited a 100lbs tortoise; the cat-dog distribution theory), frats not paying rent, pop!culture hour, and talk about *TRIGGER WARNING* sexual assault on the international waters of Below Deck.
2023-09-11
1h 59
Two Girls One Listener
Coconut Oil, Cheating, and Yearbooks
Warning: we start talking about sex around the 46:00 minute mark and stopped around the 68:00 minute mark. Please skip if you are family
2023-08-13
1h 56
Two Girls One Listener
LK-99: Superconductors - So Hot Right Now
If you're a STEM nerd or just STEM-curious, then you might already know about LK-99 and why discovering a room-temperature superconductor could revolutionize technology as we know it. In this episode, I (a STEM-ignorant girly) annoy Sam (my lover) with stupid questions about room-temperature superconductors, free radicals, nuclear fusion, flying cars, quantum computing, and a few other things that are beyond my pay grade. He lovingly rolls his eyes at me as I attempt to steer the conversation off-topic, but you can't see that part. Text feedback, love, questions, constructive criticisms to: +1 760-406-0989. Link...
2023-08-09
1h 13
Two Girls One Listener
Jonah Hill Buying Bots?
Home girl is alone today and sharing her thoughts on Jonah Hill's troubling text messages to Sarah Brady, therapy as a cure-all, power imbalances, Jonah Hill pulling a JD and buying bots, a 14-year-old girl found in the military barracks at Camp Pendleton, and Midway District's egregious 30ft height restriction.But not in that order. Jonah Hill stuff is actually at the very end... Text feedback, love, questions, constructive criticisms to: +1 760-406-0989.
2023-07-23
57 min
Two Girls One Listener
Reddit API Controversy Chit Chat
Sammy Sam schools me on the Reddit API controversy. I was ready to debate him in this conversation but it turns out he knows a lot more about the issue than I do. If you use Reddit, have no idea what API is, and don't understand what the big deal is, this is the episode for you. Text feedback, love, questions, constructive criticisms to: +1 760-406-0989.
2023-07-02
1h 44
Two Girls One Listener
Money Talk, A Trip to Italy, and Friend Fights
My bff Victoria and I sit down, shoot the shit, and discuss all things on our minds this week, including, but not limited to, the following: My strange hygiene habitsHoneymoon phases and how long they lastMy past fight with a friendVic's trip to Italy The importance of being boredMoney ~habits~And a lot of gossip! Text feedback, love, questions, constructive criticisms to: +1 760-406-0989.
2023-06-25
2h 43
Two Girls One Listener
Pet Health Scares, Do You Feel Pain While Sedated, and Pumprules Thoughts
Lil Nat and I discuss my recent *health scare* with Lola and the dreaded foxtails, whether you can feel pain if you forget about it, VPR Reunion part 3, and how I grossly misread her morning text to me. Text feedback, love, questions, constructive criticisms to: +1 760-406-0989.
2023-06-15
38 min
Two Girls One Listener
Matty Healy Deep Dives and Pumprules Reunion Debrief
Me and my grand little (iykyk), Natalie, get down to brass tacks on why Matty Healy is distasteful (to say the least). *Trigger warning* transphobic, racist, anti-semitic, and fat phobic content is discussed. Swifties, please do not come after me, I am but a humble podcaster with little to no following. Here's the link to the reddit post on the Matty Healy deep-dive discussed at length in this pod: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/13x36mu/deep_dive_matty_healy_the_evil_edgelord/We also discuss the overuse of the word...
2023-06-04
2h 02
Two Girls One Listener
Jury Duty, Makeup, and Special People
My BFF Victoria and I talk about my wedding hair and makeup artist canceling on my, the jury duty process, hiding snacks from our siblings friends, what it means to "be a good person," why Victoria quit drinking for three months after one night out with me, and whether we think certain people are "special." Among other things.Gigi Hadid's 2018 Met Gala hair that I want at my wedding:https://www.byrdie.com/gigi-hadid-met-gala-2018-hair-how-toText feedback, love, questions, constructive criticisms to: +1 760-406-0989.
2023-06-03
2h 10
Two Girls One Listener
Sam Talks Music Theory
My fiancé, Sam, chats with me about the music theory behind the Killer's ultimate pop hit, Mr. Brightside, if the past is real, and what it means to have a soul. Then I talk about the Vanderpump Reunion part 1 ;) Understanding Mr. Brightside 12stone on YouTube @:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgpXoEtaVcg
2023-05-28
1h 36
Two Girls One Listener
Vic and I Catch Up and Discuss Family ~Drama~
My BFF Vic and I get together to debrief on my latest family drama and dissect our thoughts on whippets. Trigger warning: EDs are discussed.
2023-05-21
1h 24
Two Girls One Listener
I'm Back Baby!
I venture back into the media space with a long-winded monologue about being in a mental funk and an argument I got into with my brother. Plus my unsolicited reddit feed and takes on prestige television shows.
2023-05-19
45 min
Two Girls One Listener
Pumprules Cheating Scandoval
A pumprules novice fan quick take on the Tom Sandoval, Ariana Maddix, Rachel Leviss drama. Ariana rose Sandoval's stock for the past ten years and now it is all crashing down. Miami girl is true!!!
2023-03-08
34 min
Two Girls One Listener
Catching up With My BFF and Dissecting the Mom Dichotomy
and dropping names! check Victoria out at @illstaymonday
2023-02-19
1h 38
Two Girls One Listener
Moscow Murder Motive Thoughts
In this ep I get into my thoughts on BK's motive in the University of Idaho murder case and what we can learn from the infamous story of BTK. Plus some thoughts on reddit and snark pages.
2023-01-22
1h 13
Two Girls One Listener
Due Process Rights and Overrated Movies
I get into a defendant's right to due process and why I think the movie Anchor Man sucks, among a lot of other things.
2023-01-15
1h 02
Two Girls One Listener
Moscow Murders and the Ethical Consumption of True Crime
On the fourth anniversary of my dad's passing I am releasing my first podcast episode. In this episode, I discuss the murders of Ethan, Kaylee , Maddie, and Xana and try to contextualize what purpose true crime content serves. I also attempt to honor these beautiful young people who were robbed from this life horrifically too soon.
2023-01-09
51 min
Taco the Town
Episode 29: K-Macho's (w/ Tom Kane)
It's Star Wars Week on Taco The Town as we celebrate the release of the new Star Wars film "SOLO: A Star Wars Story" with KC Native and Voice Over Acting Legend TOM KANE! He's the voice of Yoda, Admiral Ackbar (R.I.P!) and many more in the Star Wars Universe. You can also hear Tom in pretty much every other movie trailer, TV commercial, Movie, Cartoon, Video game and even sometimes as the Voice of the Academy Awards! Dave and Tom review the tasty tacos from K-MACHO'S (Olathe and Overland Park) and recount the tales...
2018-05-22
1h 20