Shows
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastLeftist Martyrs and Where the Blame LiesKoop and Russ go deeeeep.1. TGBs analyze the latest footage of Alex Pretti 11 days before his death. Koop goes on a long rant summing up his feelings and conclusions about the who issue and who's really at fault.2. More Pretti analysis3. One of our favorite politicians, Brandon Gill destroys Jack Smith. For Gill, another day at the office.4. SEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHAWKS! And why NFL QBs fail at an alarming rate.5. Star Trek is wooooooooookkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeee6. Ben Bankas, based comedianPodcast Links: https://www.youtube.com/@BenBankasComedyThank...
2026-01-301h 59
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastIs There a Scale That Measures Stupid?In a somewhat abbreviated version of the TGB Podcast, Koop and Russ put a coda on the shooting in MN and talk about the insurgency happening in the state. We discuss the situation in Venezuela and Iran, and end with a pop culture review of streaming shows that don't suck, a bit of Army banter, and a review of "Running Man".Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call t...
2026-01-161h 28
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastThe Left is Full of Future Felons, Jasmine Crockett is Seriously Stupid, Epstein Files -- What's Next?We examine Jasmine Crockett lastest really stupid move, Fed Governor is accused of mortgage fraud (sound familiar)? We dig into the Epstein file release, good news on the job front, and Koop talks about his latest medical conspiracyThank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an a...
2025-11-212h 04
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastJihadist, Shariah Law Invoking Muslim is NY Mayor, Tucker Carlson Is Fringe And Needs to Go, Scariest Movies EverIn this episode we examine the California "woman" with a large "dick" who inflitrates Gold's Gym locker rooms. We examine the NYC mayor election and talk about how evil Mamdani is and how stupid voters are. We dive into the Tucker Carlson debacle of interviewing Nick Fuentes, and how Tucker no longer belongs with the conservative family. We share our scariest horror movies ever, and Koop rants about COVID 19 vaccines, and the effects on his health. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both inte...
2025-11-072h 39
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastThe Worst Scandal in American Political History, Trump Crushes South African President, the Year 2020We break down the Biden health and cognitive decline scandal, try to figure out why the left is so ridiculous and wrong about everything and discuss Trump's cold water dash in the face of the South African president. Koop cusses alot. Russ Russes.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call yo...
2025-05-232h 16
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastNew Pope, Trump in Demise? Koop is Critiqued, 2018Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com...
2025-05-091h 33
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastWaltz Out or In? Mark Rubio is a Shooting Star, Dems are Still Clueless, The State of EverythingIn this episode, Russ and Koop crush as always, talking about Bill Belichek, Marco Rubio, JD Vance, The Dems continuing to self destruct, and the controsversy surrounding Mike Waltz being "let go" as Defense Advisor. We review the year 2017, and..... have thoughts. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an...
2025-05-021h 45
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastRuss Takes Charge! DOGE, Democrats are Lemmings, Trump, Harry BolzIn this episode Russ runs the program ----- well, you have to listen and watch. We talk about 2007, Democrats leaping into the abyss, Elon Musk and President Trump are the greastest trolls ever. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual ba...
2025-02-131h 27
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTrump's Cabinet Kicking Ass, Joe Biden's Farewell, Dems Stay Far Left, Michelle ObamaRuss and Koop make up for lost time --- we cover the Trump Cabinet Senate hearings including Pete Hegseth and AG Bondi, and discuss who is the dumbest person in Congress. We also talk about Michelle Obama, Biden's Farewell, and his usual lies and taking credit for not pooing his pants.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call t...
2025-01-171h 47
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTrump 2.0, San Francisco Makes Fat Great Again, Fani Willis Disgraced,Oh Canada! (You Suck)In this episode Koop and Russ talk about the impending government shut down, the new Fat Amabassador that is making eating cakes cool, Fani Willis is dismissed, how Donald Trump is ruling everything, and how Canada is cutting its nose off to spite its face. We also review the year 2002.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them a...
2024-12-202h 22
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTrump's Cabinet is Magic, Trump's Triumphs Before Taking Office, Senate DramaIn this episode, Koop and Russ review some of the surprising and amazing cabinet appointees as Trump shoots out of the gate. We also review some of his "Presidential" accomplishments in the last week, and analyze the Senate drama.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you a...
2024-11-151h 44
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastELECTION ANALYSIS: Breaking Down the Historic Trump Victory and Listener QuestionsRuss and Koop analyze the stunning and historic victory of the "Comeback Kid" Donald Trump. Lots of data and logic (I know, it burns, it burns!) and we discuss some our pod listener questions and issues. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is...
2024-11-082h 20Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastPre-Election Predictions with the Endless Ranters!!Russ and Koop and the Quana and Christopher feature much frivolity in this crossover with the Endless Ranters ---- Lots of election talk and we review 1998.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for...
2024-11-011h 30
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastKamala Craps the Bed Everywhere, Movies We Hate, 1996Russ and Koop dissect Kamala's lastest round of interviews and her inability to speak English, and we talk about movies we hate, that others love. Oh and 1996 in review.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts a...
2024-10-101h 35
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastVice Presidential Debate, Israel vs. Iran, Koop's Irrational Phobia, 1995Koop and Russ break down the Vice Presidential Debate and its Implications, Discuss the Israel and Iran Conflict and its Potential Outcomes, and Koop tells a story about his irrational fear of little people after playing a couple of bad commercials.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an...
2024-10-041h 23
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastBidens Disses Kamala, Kamala Can't Communicate, Bad Commercials, 1994Koop and Russ discuss Joe Biden dissing Kamala on the View, Kamala exploding again on live TV, and bad commercials.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find...
2024-09-271h 13Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastCritique of the Presidential Debate, What Happens Next? The Year 1992 ReviewRuss and I discuss the debate, what will happen in the future depending on which party wins the Presidential election, and we review the year 1992 (spoiler: It sucks)#trump #kamala #election2024 #presidentaildebate #trump2024 #kamalaharris #2012Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them...
2024-09-131h 24
Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast1991 Review, Brazil's Crisis, Trumps Chances, the Constitution Shredded by DemsRuss and I get pissed about the state of the Constitution, discuss the political crisis in Brazil, and the destruction of free speech globablly. We also analyze Trumps chances to pull off a win. And Koop of course talks about college football.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an...
2024-09-061h 22
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastThe Year 1990, Why Former Military Turn Commie, Olympic Mayhem, Sheeple Group ThinkIn this episode Russ and Koop review the year 1990, examine why former military turn Democrat, The ridiculousness of the Olympics, Why Group Think is destroying America, and Dark Jokes to wrap it up!!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual...
2024-08-161h 48
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastKamala, Trump Strategies, and the Anti-Christian LeftiesIn this episode, Koop and Russ talk about the year 1988, Kamala hiding in Joe's basement, Trump facing the music, and the anti-Christian left.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can...
2024-08-021h 05
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTrump, American Terrorists, Kamala, Oh Lord. We're Exhausted.It's been awhile! Russ and I talk about our political carb bloat and why we haven't podded for awhile. We cover the assination attempt, JD Vance, misogyny, Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Terrorists protesting Israel, and Koop reviews the movie Civil War. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambu...
2024-07-262h 00Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastPost Debate Thoughts, Trumps Way Forward, What Will the Dems Do Now?In this episode, Russ and Koop explore the fallout from the disastrous Joe Biden Performance. The way forward for Trump, how will the Democrats respond?Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, y...
2024-07-031h 21
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastCrazy Congress People, Woke Hollywood, Dark JokesIn this episode, Koop and Russ discuss AOC and Jamaal Bowman's meltdown, how wokeness has killed Hollywood, and much more!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find...
2024-06-281h 08
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastThe Barracks Episode 3: Ret COL Glenn Schmick on Leadership, History, the Future, and HumorRuss and I have a long form conversation with a fascinating Army Vet, COL(R) Glenn Schmick who served in a variety of leadership roles for over 3 decades. He recently retired and has seen the Army through many transitions and variations. Glenn has been on several combat deployments and served at a very high level. Published author, he is the epitome of leadership and experience. We discuss Army history, what the Army does right and wrong, bad vs. good leadership, and our biggest screw ups!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!
2024-06-252h 06
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastRuss is BACK! Trump Trial Consequences, the Deep State, and much more!Russ and Koop talk about the consequences from the Trump trial, the reality of the "deep state" and the dangers posed, Russ's vacation review, and a few dad jokes.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts...
2024-06-071h 28
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTrump Trial, Who's going to be the Vice President, NY Governor Thinks Black People are StupidRuss and I show a video of the New York governor and her racism, we discuss the Trump trial vs. a former pornstar, we speculate Trump's VP choice, and much more!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard
2024-05-091h 35
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastBeauty and the BastardJane and Koop chop it up about all the pertinent cultural happenings.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets...
2024-04-1741 min
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastOJ Simpson is Murdered by Cancer, Dumbest Congresswoman Ever, Dog Talk, Joke BattleIn this episode Russ and Koop discuss Sheila Jackson Lee thinking the moon is made from gas, dog talk and Koop's new puppy reveal, our thoughts on OJ Simpson taking a dirt nap, UC Berekeley Law School Dean has a dose of reality. Koop shares his thoughts on the new Fallout tv series, and we end with an epic joke battle.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call t...
2024-04-121h 33
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastPeople Don't Like Us, Supreme Court Justice Doesn' Understand Constitution, Great Streaming ShowsRuss and Koop discuss crappy places in the PNW, why they like people who don't like them, a prominent Supreme Court Justice doesn't understand the First Amendment, and streaming shows we like.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an...
2024-03-271h 14
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastClimate Change, Armaggedon, Trump's Presidency, Just Shut Up, DEI in a Christian SchoolRuss and Koop discuss climate change, the end of the world, the fact that Trump is a moderate, just shut up, and multi-culturalism at a Baptist school. Oh, and TV shows we love right now. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an...
2024-03-141h 34
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastGoogle's Racist AI, Biden Bribes College Students, Leftists Are Racists, Army MemoriesRuss and Koop discuss Google's attempt for an Artificial Intelligence which couldn't help be racist. Biden rejects the Constitution (again) by bribing college students, the out in the open racism among the establishment, Army talk, and much more.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one o...
2024-02-231h 33
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastDemocrat Speaks Truth, UFC Fighter is Wokeless, Taylor Swift Ruining the NFL, Texas TroubleIn this episode Koop and Russ discuss Democrat Dean Phillips speaking the truth, UFC fighter Sean Strickland Blowing up woke Canadians, Washington State depravity, why Taylor Swift is ruining the NFL, the cesspool that is X (Twitter), and the border crisis and unrest in Texas.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they ma...
2024-01-261h 47
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastCollege Football, Coaching Changes, Trump, Republican Primaries, And Lots MoreIn this episode Russ runs the ship. God help us all.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all p...
2024-01-121h 43
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastHunter Biden, Donald Trump Kicked Off of Colorado Ballet, Koop's DeaththreatsKoop and Russ discuss the Hunter Biden Press Conference and how big of a douchenschnozzle he really is, The completely ridiculous move the Colorado Supereme perpetrated removing Donald Trump from the ballet, Koop gets death threats, and more!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one o...
2023-12-221h 11
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastRon DeSantis vs Gavin Newsome, Harvard President is Anti-Semite, CFB PlayoffsKoop and Russ discuss the Ron DeSantis Gavin Newsome debate, Analyze the antisemitism in our higher learning institutions including the horrific Harvard president, talk college pro football and the playoff system. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard
2023-12-131h 35
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastDana White, Dumb Republicans, Shapiro Vs. Candace OwensRuss and Koop cheer on Dana White destroying woke corporate America, the do-nothing Republicans, and the Ben Shapiro vs. Candace Owens controversy....and much more!!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube...
2023-11-171h 05
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastIsrael, Hamas Nazi Apologists, College Football, "Almost" PeopleRuss and Koop get hip deep in the Israeli conflict an call out the apologists who are Nazi sympathizers (support Hamas). We discuss college football, and talk about "almost" people.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard P...
2023-11-081h 37
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastIsrael vs. Hamas and Palestine The Republican Pussies, and Lots MoreRuss and I discuss a memorial upfront, the Washington Huskies, Israel vs. Hamaas, How Republicans are a bunch of pussies and fail the world. And of course get into a lot more at the end. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an...
2023-10-201h 32
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastThe Republican Revolution, Names We Hate, Hollywood sucksIn this episode, Russ and Koop talk about what a douche Matt Gaetz is, why Hollywood sucks and names we hate. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the e...
2023-10-061h 25
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastSECED hates parents, Border Crisis, Biden is racist, Russ is an Asshole, Rep Debate, Neal DeGrasse Tyson sucks, Real Beer CommercialWe cover a whole lot of ground on our video rewind. Hear the Secretary of Education talk about hating parents, Biden's racism, The denial of border issues by the Biden Administration, Neal DeGrasse Tyson, glorified museum curator needs to STFU, and a classic light beer commercial we need more of. Oh, and Russ is an asshole.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call the...
2023-09-301h 37
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastNew Mexico Spurns the Constitution, White Male Suicide, Celebrities We Want to Choke OutRuss and Koop discuss the Karen Governor of New Mexico saying she can suspend the constitution by taking away gun rights. We have sympathy for the Patriarchy and discuss societal reasons why middle age white males are killing themselves in record numbers. We read listener emails, discuss which celebrities we want to choke out, and play a bad commercial. Maybe the worse one ever! Enjoy!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys...
2023-09-151h 28
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastWhy Society is in Crisis, Voting Rights, Republican Debate, Trump's "Campaign"Russ and Koop have a philosophical discussion of why society is no longer functioning including the state of culture and mental health. They also tackle the issue of "voting rights" and the Republican Campaign and express their fear of the United States falling apart.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may ca...
2023-09-011h 31
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastJason Aldean: Try That in a Small Town lyrics versus Rap and Hip Hop, Is Pride month on its way out?*WARNING* Disgusting and depraved song lyrics aheadRuss and I break down the "controversial" Jason Aldean song and we do a lyrics battle to compare the violence and racism between his song and many Rap and Hip Hop standards. We ponder if pride month is losing its relevance, talk mentorship and leadership and just tell a bunch of stupid stories.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army gu...
2023-07-311h 15
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastSupreme Court Rulings, Riley Gaines, LGBTQ+*$&# Continue to ConfoundRuss and Koop discuss the extremism of the actual Transgender movement. Quit defining yourself by where you garage your gonads. Riley Gaines kicks ass, Best Supreme Court Ever?Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edi...
2023-07-131h 20
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastVideo Rewind Greta Thunberg, Josh Hawley, Space Force Wokeness Losing Faith with the FBI, Ted Cruz, Koop's ThoughtsIn Episode 56 we celebrate the Summer Solstice by reviewing Greta Thunberg's apocalyptic predictions, we review videos of Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz destroying the Deputy Director of the FBI, the woke horrible commander of Space Force vowing to discriminate against qualified people. Koop's Fetid Fruit of the Mind, and Nuke 'em From Orbit Just to be Sure.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could c...
2023-06-231h 33
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastMemorial Day, Woke Corporations Losing Their Minds, DeSantis declaresIn this episode Russ and I just plain 'ol have a chat before he takes off on vacation. DeSantis, Trump, Transgender Agenda, and Memorial Day are a few of the topics we discuss.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is a...
2023-05-311h 07
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 53: Rewind, Kamala, AOC, Ted Cruz, Marjorie Taylor Greene; Commercials Then and NowRuss and I go heavy on the video rewind, with highlights from the VP, AOC, Clarence Thomas, and Marjorie Taylor Greene being her awesome self. We also examine several commercials, and compare and contrast today's commercials with commercials of yore! Be sure to watch the video on YouTube as well to enjoy the videos....Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. Yo...
2023-05-061h 33
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 52: Video Rewind, Culture Wars, Truth About Taxes, Women's SportsRuss and Koop dive deep into whether or not the wealthy pay their fare share of taxes, take a stab at the true Culture Wars, and once again, are the stalwart defenders of women everywhere when we discuss the bill that passed the House banning biological men from women's sports. Have a cold one, or hot one, or room temperature one and enjoy!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You c...
2023-04-241h 31
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 51: Washington State Hates Parents (HR 5599) Dylan Mulvaney, Cold Hard FactIn this episode Russ and Koop analyze and are horrified by Washington State signing into law HR 5599 which takes parents completely out of the childhood "trans rights" issue and makes the State everybody's daddy. We talk about Dylan Mulvaney the pretend female, narcissism, Koop's Cold Hard Facts, and Koop's Fetid Fruit of the Mind. We also each recommend a TV show and a book for your education and enjoyment!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two se...
2023-04-171h 41Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastRuss's Latest HitsEnjoy the highlights of Russ enlightening us all on the 50th Episode of Two Grumpy Bastards!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast...
2023-04-0901 min
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 50: Gold Show! "They Just Don't Get It", Covenant School Shooting, Dad JokesRuss and I open with a video review of Public Figures who just don't get it, we go deep into the Covenant School Shooting, lighten it up with a Dad Joke duel, (Koop wins of course) and close out our Golden Anniversary episode with a mish mash of nonsense to stay consistentThank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could...
2023-04-021h 18
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 49: Drag Queens, Trump Being Trump, College Basketball vs. FootballOur latest episode features Koop over his COVID voice but nursing a broken ankle. We get deep into the Drag Queen "banning", Trump being Trump and going after DeSantis, and listen to Russ lose badly debating College Basketball vs. Football. Have Fun!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they ma...
2023-03-241h 37
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 48: The Bastards are Back! Koop on COVID, Trump, DeSantis, Libertarianis vs Conservatism, OscarsKoop thinks he does the pod on a bad flu, but it turns out to be the COVID. The 3rd time, after both vaccines and boosters. Yes, the science. In this episode Koop gives us the run down on where he's been for the last eternity --- Koop and Russ discuss the Republican presidential field, Trump, DeSantis, et al, Why Koop thinks Ted Cruz doesn't suck, we debate Conservatism, vs. Repulicanism vs. Libertarianism, Koop gets emotional a lot, Brotherhood and Hot Oscar talk. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!...
2023-03-181h 23
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 46: Why Trump Shouldn't Run, Military Recruiting Woes, Social MediaRuss and I get in depth of why we think Donald Trump should not run in 2024, discuss why the military is not meeting recruiting goals, the misconception in using Social Media, and we review and discuss the Apple TV series "For All Mankind" and we throw in our usual rubbing, and mirth.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! You can find us on all Podcast outlets in Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Audible, Overcast, Stitcher, etc. Please rate us!Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting fr...
2022-07-192h 02
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 45: 4th of July Extravaganza!!!! Red Skelton, John Wayne, the Army Band, and lots of America!We start out with some nostalgia: Red Skelton's Pledge of Allegiance, some prescient words from John Wayne, the Army Band's Stars and Stripes Forever, and Russ and I talking about what we like, love, and want to improve in the greatness that is the United States of America.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But b...
2022-07-041h 57
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 44: Constitution Wins! Omnibus Review of the SCOTUS RulingsRuss, me, and our special guest Ryan dissect all the pertinent rulings handed down by the Supreme Court including Private School freedom, a big win for the 2nd Amendment, and of course the Roe v. Wade ruling. Buckle up!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... o...
2022-06-282h 23
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 43: Ashley Biden, The Green Lie, Who Will Save the Democrats, 3 Hot TopicsRuss and I discuss the shocking information that Ashley Biden revealed some incredibly disturbing about her father, Joe Biden, in her rehab diary. We dissect how badly you've been lied to about the Green Revolution - specifically EV (electric vehicles). We discuss who will rescue the Democrats and the growing disdain within the Left ranks.3 HOT Topics, and The Dumbest Thing I Heard a Celebrity say this week, and our Streaming and Movie picks of the week.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!Politics. Culture. Society. Sc...
2022-06-212h 01
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 42: Uvalde Shooting, Gun Control, Tacoma Communist, Top Gun ReviewRuss and I dig in hard on the Uvalde shooting, I profile Leftist Twit of the Week , Rebecca Parsons, a Tacoma area avowed Socialist running for office and her platform. We get into Obi Wan Kenobi and definitely piss people off with our reaction to the new streaming series. Russ gives us his vibe for the new Top Gun movie.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them re...
2022-06-071h 26
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 41: Disinformation Board, Roe Vs. Wade ImplicationsKoop discusses the reason for his absence. Russ and Koop take on a couple of big shoots. We discuss the attempt at George Orwellian public policy with the creation and pausing of the Disinformation Board AKA Ministry of Truth. We have a detailed discussion of the legal ramifications of the Supreme Court upcoming decision to roll back Roe Vs. Wade, and our experiences and thoughts on abortion. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us!Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self...
2022-05-212h 20
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 39: Elon Musk, Racist School Discipline, Woke Killing Our Childhoods, GravityAs usual, Russ and I cover a lot more ground than we intended. We talk about the Lakewood, WA School District implementing discipline guidelines based on race; Elon Musk and his awesomeness; Wokeness retroactively ruining our childhoods, and the mystery of gravity.Thank you for listening and subscribing, rating, and liking the hell out of us!Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call yo...
2022-04-121h 48
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 38: Biden, The Big Slap, and People We Can't Hang Out WithRuss and I do a smaller, friendlier version! We come to the conclusion that Biden and Harris are the worst communicators ever to hold the office. We talk more about how the Woke generation is eating its young, The Big Slap, and People We Can't Hang Out With.Check us out on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfHvtEMQD7iIsFA9S2sEq7gYou can support the Two Grumpy Bastards at:Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twogrumpybastardsMerchandise: http://www.twogrumpybastardsmerchandise.comEtsy: (Yes, Etsy) https://www.etsy.com/shop...
2022-04-011h 15Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 37: Biden's Bidet, Biden at UN, SCOTUS Hearings, Rom Coms We Like....Koop and Russ start the show with Biden's Bidet and his current status at the UN in Poland. We get off topic a bunch and then examine the SCOTUS Hearings and its implications, a bunch of other wokeness including the Disney Woke Controversy, and we finish off with a lively admission and confession of Romantic Comedies we actually like.We are available where things cast the pod including Apple, Overcast, Stitcher, Spotify, et. al. Please rate us and subscribe!You can support us via Patreon or our Merchandise Pagehttps://www.patreon.com/tw...
2022-03-272h 07
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 36: We Solve all the World's ProblemsRuss and I discuss the situation in Ukraine, Joe Biden, Hunter's Laptop, and Liah ThomasPlease subscribe on your favorite platform, we can be found everywhere. Rate us and help us out! We can be found all over social media, Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast, support us on Patreon, and visit our merch page at Twogrumpybastardsmerchandise.comThank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You cou...
2022-03-221h 30
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 34: Riffin' on Ukraine and Other Random StuffOne from the hard drive archives. Russ and me riff on Ukraine and a bunch of other stuff.Please subscribe and rate us!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are e...
2022-03-171h 14
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 33: Ukraine, The Great Reset, School Kids Protesting, 3 Hot TopicsRuss and I take on the Ukraine Dilemma, The Great Reset, and reintroduce 3 Hot Topics. We also talk about high school kids having a sack, and our favorite commercials are back!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard
2022-02-252h 03
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 32: BLAME CANADA! and Why the Left is Evil Pt. 1Russ and I bang on our drum --- I do a Justin Trudeau impersonation, we talk leftist fascism, movies we really hate and other fun stuff.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for...
2022-02-172h 00
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 31: Crossover with the Endless Ranters -- Whoopie, Kamala, Sci FiOur friends Christopher and Manny join us from the Endless Ranters and we launch into many many topics including Matt Walsh's appearance on Dr. Phil, Kamala's blunderings, Whoopie facing cancellation, a Sci Fi discussion extravaganza, and Christopher's ability to evade Koop's Alpha male BS. :)Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may c...
2022-02-082h 27
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 26: Random Stuff. I Don't Even Know How to Classify ItThank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com...
2021-10-031h 36
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 25: Border Patrol, Afghan Drones, Lockdowns, 80s movie quotesIn this episodes we explode the lie about the border patrol on horseback, The drone strike against Afghan Civlians, Lockdowns, 3 Hot topics, and 80s movie quotesThank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for...
2021-09-271h 03
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 24: 911, Gen Milley, COVID, 3 Hot Topics, CPT America Vs. Iron ManIn this long waited episode we take on Gen Milley, Remembering 911, COVID Mandates, and who's the bigger sellout, CPT America or Iron Man Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can f...
2021-09-181h 37
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 23: Ashli Babbit Shooting, 3 Hot Topics, Marvel vs DCWe dive into the Ashli Babbit shooting at the Capitol on 6 January and her unrepentant slayer, 3 Hot Topics, Marvel Vs. DC, Russ's Alma Mater lays an egg.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited...
2021-09-021h 02
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 22: COVID Blues, Most Racist Commercial EverIn this episode we flog the COVID issue using analysis, science, logic and common sense. I know, I know. Hard to believe. And you won't believe my commercial offering. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are e...
2021-08-241h 07
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 21 Afghanistan, 2024 Prognostications, Disgusting Politicians,In this episode Koop and Russ dissect the Afghanistan situation and Koop cusses a lot. We also discuss leftist hypocrisy, who's going to be president in 2024, podcast recommendations, Ex Governor Cuomo and other stuff. Also, Koop loses it.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of...
2021-08-181h 21
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #20 Koop in Kitsap, Russ in Formula CityI tried to add the bells and whistles on this one, but my provider and Audition don't seem to jive. I'll Work it out. In the meantime a conversation about the Olympics, Quitters, Terrible Military leadership, and the Vagabond Life.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. An...
2021-08-0150 minTwo Grumpy Bastards PodcastKoop at Large #6From the Kitsap Peninsula. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us! Subscribe to our Y...
2021-07-2910 minTwo Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #19 Koop and Russ on the Road!Only a Week Late! Koop talks a bunch of stuff about life on the road; lots of subject hopping. But that's why you love us right?????Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for Yo...
2021-07-251h 12Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastKoop at Large Episode 4Columbia River ReverieThank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us! Subscribe to our YouTube...
2021-07-2113 minTwo Grumpy Bastards PodcastKoop at Large Episode 3Yakima meanderings Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: h...
2021-07-1909 minTwo Grumpy Bastards PodcastKoop at large. Episode 2Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com...
2021-07-1823 minTwo Grumpy Bastards PodcastKoop at Large Episode 1Koop is on the road as promised. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us! S...
2021-07-1506 min
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #18 Random RRRRRRRAAAAACCCISMKoop and Russ try to keep it light and fail mightily. We discuss Russ's reaction to being called a formula person, the truth about conquest in America, and we play a game of 80s TV trivia.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is...
2021-07-081h 25
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #17 4th of July ExtravaganzaRuss and I catch up on some stuff, talk about bratty, disloyal Olympic Athletes, a bunch of hot National Anthem Talk, and things that happen in movies that never do in real life.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual...
2021-07-041h 38
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastEpisode 16: Russ Sucks, and Jane Rules! I Co host with Jane from Endless RantersJane and I talk about a lot of stuff, and she gets me to talk real personal. Great conversation. Enjoy!!!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Tw...
2021-06-261h 43
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #15 The Boys Are Back, Woke Army, AOC Abuela, Jackoff ToobinThe Boys make up for lost time in discussing this POS Battalion Commander who is a racist POS and represents the woke US Army; We prattle on about Jeffrey Toobin's Tumescent return to CNN, AOCs Abuela gaffe, and things we love that others hate. You won't be sorry you listened to this! Really. You won't.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call...
2021-06-141h 43
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #14 Koop's Interview With Patricia, Mad as Hell American MotherKoop does a one on one interview with Patricia, a Veteran, Engineer, and Single Mom who is taking on the school board in Washougal Washington over Critical Race Theory, Sex Education, and Mask Mandates. Patricia was reluctantly put in this position when she was not allowed to attend a school board meeting to express her views. Listen to her unbelievable story of left wing power gone completely out of control. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two...
2021-06-101h 23
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #13: Biden's Budget, Mask Wearing Morons, 80s Movies that are Really 80sIn this episode we cover a little Memorial Day remembrances, with a bonus poem read by the Viking Sasquatch himself. We talk about the worst budget ever submitted by a President, Sheeple Mask Wearing Morons and other hot topics. We have a lot of fun in the second half including Things I Hate That Everyone Else Thinks Are Great, 80s Movies that exemplify the 80s, Bad Commercials (Best Yet in my opine) Goon (Movie) Review, and Listener Mail.Have Fun! Spread the Word! #wokelessThank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us...
2021-06-011h 27
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #12 Israel, Listener Mail, ManimalIn this episode Russ talks way too much. We spell out the history and current situation between Hamas and Israel (Guess whose side we're on?). We also talk about things we thought would be a bigger deal in our lives based on growing up on 70s and 80s TV. Koop has a gem in I Can't Believe I Had to Watch This Shit, and we read some listener mail!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two sel...
2021-05-2057 min
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #11 Social Media Censorship, Economy, Falcon and the Winter SoldierKoop and Russ engage heavily in the Social Media monopoly issue, and problems with a socialist economy. Koop has some good news for Mother Earth, and Russ dives deep in the Falcon and Winter SoldierThank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is a...
2021-05-111h 43Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards Promo Crossover Pod with Endless RantersPlease download the latest episode of Endless Ranters Podcast for an engaging and fun conversation with our friends over at Endless Ranters, available on all Podcast Outlets and on their Facebook page, Endless Ranters Thank you.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them i...
2021-05-1002 min
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #10 Leftists are the Racists, Tim Scott, Police Shootings, NFLIn this edition of Two Grumpy Bastards, Koop and Russ discuss Senator Tim Scott's rebuttal to Biden's speech, and the horrific racist backlash from the left. Koop trots out some (gasp) stats and facts on police shootings. Russ puts everyone to sleep talking about the NFL Draft and Koop brings it with Important Question and Great Idea that must be heard. Thanks to Hardcorehusky.com our first sponsor!Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and...
2021-05-031h 18
Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #9 Population Changes, Oscars, Viking HaikuIn this episode we get a behind the curtain look at how shitty Koop is at recording pods. Conversation ranges from population shifts in the US, the changing of house seats as a result, and a review and critique of the Oscars. As a bonus, Koop and Russ engage in witty banter of ..... well you'll have to listen. And, the first edition of Viking Haiku Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overl...
2021-04-2956 minTwo Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #8 Great American Heroes: CSM JimboWe talk to one of the old time greats, CSM Jimbo, SF and woodworking GodThank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on...
2021-04-201h 27Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #7 Crossover Pod with Endless RantersChristopher and Jane from an awesome podcast, Endless Ranters join us for an amazing conversation.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on...
2021-04-151h 45Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards #6 Cyclists are Satan, Kamala Harris, Tulsi GabbardIn this abbreviated episode, Koop and Russ discuss disdain for cyclists and Kamala Harris. Why Tulsi Gabbard rocks, and bad Biden impressions. Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find th...
2021-04-1338 minTwo Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards Episode 5 - It GrowsKoop and Russ analyze Immunization Passports, 2nd Amendment, Mass Shooters, the truth about gun violence, PORN, and more....Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy...
2021-03-311h 12Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards Direct Mesage 1We are going to drop the next episode on 30 March due to scheduling conflicts. But please enjoy these highlights.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two G...
2021-03-2504 minTwo Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards 3 AbridgedEpisode 3 with the Russ Echo Machine trimmed off.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts are edited for YouTube, you can find the entire Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast on all podcast outlets. Please rate us!
2021-03-2447 minTwo Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards Ep. 3 - COVID ExtremesKoop and Russ start off the show with a more civilized approach --- Russ rants about COVID idiots and the bad marriage of the Military and Politics. Koop introduces two new segments: Celebrities I Want to Hit in the Face With a Bag of Hammers, and How to Respond to Leftists. Koop reviews the Zach Snyder cut of the Justice League. The Bastards talk about Biden, Kamala, and Piers Morgan. Apologies for the echo toward the end, I will have that fixed for the next podcast.Thank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell ou...
2021-03-221h 08Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards Episode 2Koop and Russ rant about Antifa, The Animated Corpse in the Whitehouse, cognitive dissonance, and the resurgence of the flyover states. Russ does not talk about his baby picturesThank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard Podcasts a...
2021-03-151h 07Two Grumpy Bastards PodcastTwo Grumpy Bastards Cherry PopKoop and Russ kick it off talking about Woke America, stupid people, childhood memories, science fiction atrocities, and Russ's Baby pictures.Subscribe to ensure delivery of our weekly podcast. Email us at twogrumpybastards@gmail.comStay #wokelessThank you for listening and subscribing and liking the hell out of us! Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call yo...
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