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Long Awkward PauseEpisode 38: You're a Beautiful HoeIn this hilarious (and deeply emotional) episode, we talk about changing friendships - who better than a few friends that live in different places! We are joined by our dearest comrade Soraiya as we explore friendship dealbreakers, the aftermath of involuntary vacationing, and times when you aren't that kind of gay.
2019-06-211h 00
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 37: Fun & Funny & Flirty & ThrivingOur star signs aligned for a special evening, all about horoscopes and astrology! Tune in and ride out this weird energy to hear about our upcoming tour dates, find out the truth behind science signs, and why our destiny may be fulfilled. We give this episode 6 flags!
2019-05-1156 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 36: Humble BeginningsThis week we discuss our favorite childhood shows, plan a road rally for our nearest and dearest, and apologize for taping over precious VHS movies. So turl up your toes and get ready for a trip down memory lane.
2019-04-201h 05
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 35: Don't Take Your Snow Tires Off Til EasterThis week we are a little too casual as we cover cults! Everything from packs of grandmas, extraterrestrial racism, and the energy you would need to bring in order to impress your followers. Tune in!
2019-04-131h 09
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 34: Thrift Store Doll's HeadAfter our natural hiatus, we return with a follow-up to our very popular unsolicited advice episode. Buckle up as we give advice on how to craft the best card for a dad, how to include your troubled child in the family discussion, and the most unique way to cut your own bangs.
2019-04-0552 min
Long Awkward PauseMinisode: Get to Know UsIn this first minisode of 2019, we reorient and rediscover one another with a few personal questions. Tune in to find out which New Girl character Maddie most resembles and what controversial thought Korby has about stand-up comics.
2019-04-0136 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 33: Glimmer of Gold"We finally get POLITICAL in this Emmy award winning episode of LAP", is how we write the fake news version of this podcast. We are joined again by Liz as we gently dive into the world of fake news.
2018-12-151h 08
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 32: A Disney SlasherIt may not be Halloween -- but it's still spooky season (beat it, Thanksgiving). We are joined by returning guest and dear friend Feather (!!!) as we follow the spook-tacular rabbit hole of the Halloween season with three special stories. Consult your second clairvoyant before listening and prepare to be ghosted (lol ew).
2018-11-041h 39
Long Awkward PauseMinisode: Even Spookier Listen Write-In Vol. 3It's spooky season and we have three spooky stories to tell! Our fellow podcasters Devon (Fabled, The Streamer's Guide, and Rocks Fall!) and Aj (Straight Off the Top of My Headlines) send us a few of their spooky memories for this week's ep!
2018-10-3125 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 31: Not On My WatchThis week's topic is scandals! We take on Tonya Harding's life story, the surprise Hollywood murder involving actress Lana Turner, and of course, the tv show Scandal, with dear friend Kerry Washington, couldn't escape us.
2018-10-141h 13
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 30: Please, Correct UsIn our 30th episode we tackle our hometowns, from the very special water towers to the creepy museum's storing human tissue. Join us as we go home and then quickly disown it -- like as if we won't be back there when we are forty, raising children and loving every moment of it.
2018-09-291h 10
Long Awkward PauseMinisode: Listener Write-Ins Vol. 2Since going Hollywood, we've had sooo many write-ins! (jk kinda but we would if you did!) Here are three listeners who sent us some mail: one a correction, one a fantastic connection, and another looking for advice!
2018-09-2722 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 29: I've Always Hated YouThis week we revisit our glory sides to discuss how awkward we truly are in party settings. Korby will sweat and Maddie will hide, not sure which is worse, but one definitely is more obvious than the other! Get out of your headspace and start chatting with your party locals like Miranda and normal Bill.
2018-09-151h 02
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 28: IKEA. GREEN. PLAYFUL.In this episode we give much needed, not-asked for, advice! Don't worry we'll cover parents comparing siblings, low ponytails, and make-up on our wrinkled skins! Tune in and get enlightened.
2018-09-011h 10
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 27: Catholic AdjacentThe distance between us won't keep us from chatting! This week's episode is about life transitions, which is perfect timing because we both just made huge ones. Tune in to ignore your own life decisions for the next hour!
2018-08-251h 13
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 26: Parting the KimonoWe've done it, we have laid Mildly Awkward to rest with a final lap including those topics that never made the cut such things as sex, larping, and avocado toast. Don't worry, closing this door will open a new one (next week).
2018-08-021h 18
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 25: GushhThis episode gets real spooky as we dive into the things that make us squirm. We discuss Maddie's hatred of the ocean, Chris Brown fans, a murder mystery solved, and those creepy 19 and Counting people.
2018-06-281h 14
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 24: i never i never i neverIn this groundbreaking episode about graduate school (seriously, find us another podcast about it!), we welcome back our sound producer, Chris! His first order of business is to fire us?? Anyway, enjoy our pre-graduation decline where we try to remember our teachings, get Chris to break deals, and get swole with Berry Fitness.
2018-06-211h 17
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 23: Moon TerrorThis extra special treat is too good to pass up. We dive DEEP into some conspiracies theories and the reality that YES it's all real and nothing can change the fact the government is involved in some mega crazy experiment to keep us -- oops... I better keep that to myself. Enjoy the return of our dearest (AND NOW MARRIED !!!!) friend, Brandon.
2018-06-141h 29
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 22: Soft TumWe are joined by OUR DEAREST FRIEND EVER Hannah who returns to deliver yet another beautiful message about body positivity. So, come along followers -- we mean, listeners -- on this wonderful, encouraging, and non-CULTy episode.
2018-06-0752 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 21: Boston AccentIn this hilarious episode about friendship, we bash our best listeners (jk), sing our friendship song, and put our knowledge of one another to the test! Listen in and find out how to be our insta-frands!
2018-05-241h 13
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 20: Kick Me, I'm A FreshmanDoes eating frozen pizza make you sad and lazy? If you can't remember the entirety of hit Black Eyed Peas songs, are you even a millennial?? Well, find out this week for we have this timely episode that celebrates all things college, featuring another sibling of cohost Maddie -- Liz! Grab your ramen, your roommate's boyfriend, and that made up minor you keep going on about and tune in!
2018-05-171h 10
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 19: Pornstars Have LayersHome School Raised Child, Maddie, and Public School Raised Child, Korby, welcome two wonderful women that you may recognize from such shows as Grey's Anatomy, 30 Rock, and Gritty Noir Thriller: The Series (also previous episodes Ladders & Three Eyed Raven)... Addie & Sarah! This week we discuss women in media, pass the Bechdel test, and watch as Korby walks a very thin line, as a male.
2018-05-0356 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 18: I Done It In The BusThis week's episode is all about video games -- and our good good friend Ian is joining us! We invent new games, discuss the problematic larping, and tackle the one thing we millennials must.... the use of the word "scrub".
2018-04-1954 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 17: A Paris Diss TrackThis hilarious, hot, track is featuring Little Biscuits AKA Liam AKA Maddie's Brother! We are recording from inside an airstream in Seattle while discussing this week's topic of traveling! Grab your parent's credit card and start buying those plane tickets because millennials can't travel without it, especially with the way we save!
2018-04-051h 05
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 16: Someone I Can Crochet WithDo you like Rom-Coms about medical miracles? Well, we didn't think we would like them either! Check out this hilarious episode with our dearest darling-est friend, Kelsey, as she takes us into the perils of love, the perfect dating profile, and how to survive 33 first dates in a year.
2018-03-2957 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 15: The Colgate ScandalNew year, new us! Or that's at least what we keep telling ourselves. It's technically our first episode recorded in 2018 so we are feeling ourselves a bit! We tackle podcast and new year resolution dealbreakers and finally confront our biggest enemy, growing as humans.
2018-03-2254 minLong Awkward PauseEpisode 14: Cold Feet LoveMermaids, sleepwalking, and definitely real, definitely well-research tips on how to live your wildest dreams -- kinda. We are joined by the most dearest of friends, Mara, the expert on all things sleeping!
2018-03-151h 09
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 13: Maddie and the BagpipesDance... for... your... life! The performance podcast is here! We are joined by longtime friend and sound producer Chris for an episode on concerts, plays, and Janet Jackson's Superbowl performance. Now grab some popcorn and relax as we play smooth jazz your earbuds.
2017-11-1453 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 12: LaddersThis week's episode takes on leaving home with our DEAR guest Addie! We pack our bags, hop in the car, and find roommates that won't call you Pooky Bear or scold you for not saying hi to nosey Aunt Lucy. If you're listening from inside your parent's basement, turn the volume down a little and start plotting how you're going to move out and break the millennial stereotype!
2017-11-0755 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 11: Damn You, DanIt's Halloween and we've got everything: ghost stories, spooky dealbreakers, and sexy-scary costume dos and don'ts. Come along with us and our dear dear dear friend, and pun-hater, Feather, as we explore the dark side of the holiday.
2017-10-301h 08
Long Awkward PauseMinisode: (Spooky) Listener Write-ins, Vol. 1We, including our dearest friend Addie, read through some of the spooky ghost stories that were written in for the Halloween podcast! Enjoy our first mini-sode and stay tuned for the HALLOWEEN EPISODE THIS MONDAY.
2017-10-2815 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 10: Just BreathOur TENTH episode features our sponsor, local psychologist, and Kanye West enthusiast -- Dr. Brett Donnelly! We discuss the ups and downs of therapy and that burning question on every listener's mind -- would you see a therapist who, not ironically, dresses in all 80s attire? C'mon, the big oversized suits, the feathered hair, the glasses that say hey I've got biases and I'm gonna keep them to myself.
2017-10-2456 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 9: Existential Teddy BearThis week we discuss personality with a real-life expert, Jamie! We cover everything from Scooby Doo's leadership abilities to whether or not Passive Pat is a dealbreaker of a nickname. Spoiler alert--Captain Kirk and Jamie are the same personality type.
2017-10-171h 06
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 8: Dear Liz TracyDance b*tches! It's the party episode and we are throwing a rager! And by rager, we mean a nice casual kick back with our dear dear dear dear dear colleague Jacob. So BYOC-bring your own chips and let's party like it's 1925!
2017-10-1057 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 7: Cactus Print Button DownThis week we are joined by style icon and fashionable friend, Hannah! Tips for a capsule wardrobe? An idea on how to spice up your look? Need help normalizing your excessive use of purple? We have the episode for you! There is an array of fantastic advice, and words Korby doesn't know--so take a listen to this ICONIC episode!
2017-10-031h 01
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 6: Safe Search OffThe podcast room is packed with people, including our special guest Brandon, and two producers Chris and Nicole, in this week's episode about Weddings! Give your work-filled, technology-assisted, millennial life a rest and listen to us chat about the one thing we are doing less of these days, getting married.
2017-09-2645 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 5: Fishing For ComplimentsTake a peek down the rabbit hole with us as we explore fear spiraling with our sound producer, Chris! You know... that thing when you feel something bad is going to happen but that's only the beginning because what if those other five bad things follow it?! Then you're just trapped in an endless swirl of doubt, where your children's names have several Ys, instead of Is... and you're doomed at a dead-end... Sorry, I did some fear spiraling there, didn't I? Tune in!
2017-09-191h 05
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 4: That's So Three Eyed RavenThis week we discuss the intricacies of social media with our special guest Sarah! Myspace Top 5s, social media dealbreakers, and avocado locator apps will finally be discussed. After you listen, find your favorite Vine and really think about your presence online.
2017-09-1150 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 3: Perfectly Nice BittiesThis week's episode is for all our listeners that are going back to school. We give tips, share our stories, and improvize a few school related scenarios. We are joined by our good friend, and host-takeover, Brandon.
2017-09-0547 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 2: Our #1 Fan, George W. BushThis week we remember the good old days of lost pets, school crushes, and the 90s with producer Chris! We also reimagine the Titanic trailer in a not-so-epic bit. And, if you're listening Dubya, we love you!
2017-08-2849 min
Long Awkward PauseEpisode 1: Heather's Pink HummerOur first episode tackles the ultimate bane of every millennial's existence: online dating. If it's not something you're struggling with then what are your secrets--please share. We are joined by our producers, Chris and Nicole, and we promise it's relatable!
2017-08-2250 min