Shows
The F PlusPlanet Horny
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
reddit.com
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The redditors over at r/NSFWworldbuilding are constructing intricate creative universes for one reason: To make themselves horny.
This week, The F Plus can say so much with ellipses; please listen.
Music used:
Ween - With My Own Bare Hands
The Supremes - My World Is Empty Without You
2020-09-181h 12
The F PlusWhy Don't The Females Understand Bitcoin?
with:
Boots Raingear
Achilles' Heelies
Portaxx
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
bitcointalk.org
Content provided by Shame Boi.
Edited by Adam Bozarth.
Here's a simple concept: All of the material in this episode was sourced by searching BitcoinTalk for the word "female".
This week, The F Plus (like women) really is a paths duck.
Music used:
The Flying Lizards - Money
Cardi B featuring Meg Thee Stallion with Ben Shapiro - WAP [iMarkkeyz Edit]
Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth
2020-08-241h 14
The F PlusEverything But The Sex Stories
with:
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Jimmyfranks
Kumquatxop
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
sexstories.com
Content provided by Seth "Slimy" Rollins.
Edited by Lemon.
Since 2000, Sex Stories Dot Com has been trying to serve its titular goal: Providing the people willing to look at the website with stories of sexual activity. However, that's not all the site has. There's also essays, product reviews, self-help guides, jokes, and poetry. And that's the stuff we'll be looking at.
This week, The F Plus gives you something to listen to during your 15 minute jerk break.2020-08-171h 22
The F PlusMid Riff Movies
with:
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
John Toast
Adam Bozarth
reading:
imdb.com
Content provided by Alqemizzy.
Edited by Adam Bozarth.
The forums may be gone, but the stupidity still abounds on the Internet Movie Database. Good reviews of garbage movies, bad reviews of good movies, and generally creepy undertones to everything. There's more blood, boobs, and beasts than a document from National Geography.
This week, The F Plus' pokery is undoubtedly jiggery.
Music used:
Keith Mansfield - Funky Fanfare
Violent Femmes - Hollywood Is High
2020-07-301h 24
The F PlusBBB BBB BBB Bind.
with:
Boots Raingear
Nutshell Gulag
Portaxx
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org
Content provided by JOA.
Edited by Lemon.
The uncredited former owner of ChemtrailsAreDemonic.org has a very straightforward message to explain to you, but if you think the URL will explain it all, you're going to be surprised on pretty much every turn here.
This week, The F Plus gets super efficient at releasing our sperm whales.
SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX: Hi! Shortly after recording this episode, I made the mistake of going outside and was...2020-03-231h 16
The F PluswikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 2
with:
Lou Fernandez
Jack Chick
Lemon
Kumquatxop
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
King Lou Fernandez - How to Survive a Freestyle Rap Battle
Jack Chick - How to Become Pope
Lemon - How to Report Illegal Immigrants
Kumquatxop - B.A.B.E.S. (Bay Area Bug Eating Society)
Don't walk on the table, Jack.
Heat 1 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 | Final Heat
Music used:
Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music
Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth
2020-03-0143 min
The F PluswikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Final Heat
with:
Achilles' Heelies
Kumquatxop
Shell Game
Jimmyfranks
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
Achilles Heelies - Daniel Songer's Comedy Act #191
Kumquatxop - How to Win a Swordfight
Shell Game - How to Live in a Dungeon
Jimmyfranks - How to Cook Lasagna in the Dishwasher
That's the end. Now that you're at the end, you should probably go to motherfucking.best and vote for your favorite readings.
Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Heat 4
Music used:
Lizzo - Boys
Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music
Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth2020-03-0136 min
The F PlusSticky! Icky! Icky!
with:
Jimmyfranks
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
J W Friedman
Lemon
reading:
sticky-site.com
deviantart.com
Content provided by Mr. Hunky Academia,Girlkisser.
Edited by Lemon.
The Wiki Sticky Site may no longer be with us, but the fetish it catalogued remains with us on the internet. The people who describe themselves as "Stuck In Glue Fetishists" have a specific turn-on that you might have guessed, but it is crucially important that they describe what specific kind of glue is being used in all cases, because this is not a place for fantasy.2019-12-301h 17
The F PlusFailure Is The Only Option
with:
Boots Raingear
Achilles' Heelies
Kumquatxop
Squiddy
Lemon
reading:
reddit.com
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Lemon.
The Redditors on r/NEET self describe as "Not in Education, Employment or Training", and yes that may be a very clumsy acronym, but what they're trying to tell is that they don't work, or go to school, or even do anything like chores. This makes some of them feel special and some of them feel sad, but if they feel sad it's just the fault of women.
This week, we...2019-09-291h 03
The F PlusI Am The Goddess Of Salvia
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Bunnybread
Kumquatxop
Victor Laszlo
Lemon
reading:
bluelight.org
Content provided by Mix.
Edited by Lemon.
While bluelight.org is not the only drugs forum on the internet, it has had about two decades to collect nearly half a million users, many of whom are very excited to share their experiences of the things they've done, thought, and said while on drugs. And most of those things are about trance albums, apparently.
This week: Dilute, dilute, dilute! OK, OK, OK?
Music used:
Butthole...2019-09-181h 26
The F PlusD'Deer In The Head'dlights
with:
Lemon
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Zarla
Boots Raingear
reading:
ulule.com
Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Ulele is a crowdfunding site for self-described makers to get money for projects they may or may not actually follow through with. How does this differ from the several dozen other websites who are doing that exact same thing? Well, first of all Ulule is French. Secondly, shut up. We've got a $300 VPN box and a jockstrap for your straw boater.
This week, Boots got a new pillow.
2019-08-051h 34
The F PlusThe Waste From The Mothership
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Nutshell Gulag
Zarla
Lemon
reading:
ashtarcommandcrew.net
Content provided by Mr. Hunky Academia.
Edited by Lemon.
The Ashtar Command Crew is a global organization on a mission of.... peace, maybe? It's difficult to say. We're not even sure who's on the crew. Okay, we know three things: Ashtar is love, The Paa-Tal are old, and the tall greys are taller than the short greys. Beyond that, it's open to interpretation, which is difficult when some of these beings are in the twelfth dimension.
...2019-05-281h 10
The F Plus300 Episodes
with:
Kumquatxop
This week, episode.
2019-03-2203 min
The F PlusAliens & Autism
with:
Kumquatxop
Nutshell Gulag
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
stopabductions.com
aliensandchildren.com
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Lemon.
While technical writer Michael Menkin may not be an accredited scientist, he is a man of science. One scientific field interests him in particular, and that's the field of sewing plastic bags to the insides of a leather aviator softcap in order to prevent thought-rays from hostile aliens who want to give you autism. It's a specialized field, but he's written a lot of papers on the subject.2019-03-031h 13
The F PlusSteve Bannon Ruined Your Sex Robot Conference
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
ace2018.info
imagineeringinstitute.org
Content provided by Lemon.
Edited by Lemon.
Since 2004, the International Conference on Advances in Computer Entertainment Technology (or ACE, confusingly) has tried to explore the forefront of the intersection between humans and computers. But some changes in the steering committee and a surprise keynote speaker set forth a chain of events we simply must explore.
This week, The F Plus needs you to refill your smell cannisters before we Kissinger you again.
Music used:
The...2019-01-011h 07
The F PlusProblematic Sex Toys
with:
Boots Raingear
Jimmyfranks
Kumquatxop
Nutshell Gulag
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
zoofur.com
frisky-beast.com
geekysextoys.com
primalhardwere.com
bad-dragon.com
Content provided by LADY FRENZY.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
Some years ago, we covered some of the sex toys on offer at Bad Dragon. But now this is an entirely different thing. We're taking a tour of different places on the internet, all of which want to you to have sex with truly horrifying objects.
This week, limited edition F Plus toys are available in chafed anus.
...2018-12-131h 12
The F PlusF Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 1
with:
Lemon
Boots Raingear
Jimmyfranks
Achilles' Heelies
Adam Bozarth
Kumquatxop
Victor Laszlo
J W Friedman
STOG
Jack Chick
Bunnybread
Frank West
Nutshell Gulag
Content provided by Montrith,Adam Bozarth.
Edited by Lemon.
It took us until our seventh F Plus Live to figure out that we could do it somewhere other than Minneapolis, and that we could do it in a theatre! We're so excited about the idea that we start things off with a musical number, before moving right in to reading crap!
2 Wrongs Don't Make A Right (A Christian Puppet...2018-11-171h 31
The F PlusF Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 2
with:
Lemon
Boots Raingear
Jimmyfranks
Achilles' Heelies
Adam Bozarth
Kumquatxop
Victor Laszlo
J W Friedman
STOG
Jack Chick
Bunnybread
Frank West
Nutshell Gulag
Content provided by Montrith,Adam Bozarth.
Edited by Lemon.
As is tradition, we return from the break drunker than we were when we started, which becomes really obvious in Lemon's failed introductions. But we've got more crap to read, and we're going to read it! In the end, the room shares what they've learned before being visited by a special guest who has an especially smelly message of peace. But...2018-11-171h 08
The F PlusSmashed Words
with:
Boots Raingear
Achilles' Heelies
Kumquatxop
Nutshell Gulag
Lemon
reading:
smashwords.com
Content provided by Kanyesutra,Kumquatxop.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
With half a million works in their catalog, the marketplace at the strangely named Smashwords describes itself as “your ebook. your way”. And, as long as “your ebook” is a christian cyberpunk business-minded erotic novalla and “your way” is with rambling paragraphs and keyword-stuffed sentences almost nearly as difficult to follow as this episode description, then you, my friend are in luck. It's all descriptions of ebooks this time around, folks. Settl...2018-10-121h 19
The F PlusMay I Propose Prepuce?
with:
Boots Raingear
Achilles' Heelies
bumpgrrl
Kumquatxop
JT
Lemon
reading:
adult-fanfiction.org
Content provided by Curlicue.
Edited by Achilles' Heelies.
When the users over at Adult Fanfiction Dot Org aren't writing porn, they're thinking of ways to critque the ways that you, personally, write your porn. Fortunately, the site has a forum to service this need.
This week, The F Plus finds the Darkwing Duck erotic fanfic.
Music used:
The Knack - My Sharona
Jeff Pescetto - Darkwing Duck Theme
2018-09-211h 21
The F PlusPounded In The Butt By The Heal Beam
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
STOG
Lemon
reading:
reddit.com
Content provided by Spooks.
Edited by Lemon.
Over time, the sociological constructs of multiplayer video games have bled ever more into the regular lives of sexually active adults. Whether with strangers or known companions, the construct of team dynamics in a pseudoviolent situation become more commonplace and more complex. Which is, of course, very sexy. To that end, this is an episode about r/healsluts, a community of people who extrapolate video game healing into a dom/sub relationship, because...2018-06-101h 08
The F PlusMasters of Bating
with:
Boots Raingear
Adam Bozarth
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
jackinchat.com
Content provided by Napoleon Blownapart.
Edited by Adam Bozarth.
If you're looking for a place where old men are chattin' about jackin', you could do a lot worse than JackinChat dot com. These are men who have transcended masturbation as you might know it and recognize it as the only pure form of human expression; an expression best conveyed with sexually explicit emoticons.
This week, The F Plus is going for The Full 24 Hours.
Music...2018-05-141h 08
The F PlusIt's Trichy!
with:
Bunnybread
Frank West
Kumquatxop
Achilles' Heelies
Lemon
reading:
kinkyforums.com
Content provided by Morgan.
Edited by Lemon.
You might expect that the people over at KinkyForums are dilettantes with their sexual proclivities, but that would be a mistake. They have found what is, for them, the one perfect fetish: hair. They may disagree on hair length, hair texture, and the most desirable haircuts, but they really like hair. And, as you're about to learn, their love of hair comes at a disservice to you, personally.
This week, The...2018-04-031h 20
The F PlusMy First Time (Lying On A Website)
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Isfahan
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
myfirsttime.com
Content provided by Nikaer Drekin.
Edited by Lemon.
The website MyFirstTime.com was launched in 1997 to collect stories of formative sexual experiences from its visitors. Those stories are, on average, outright fabrications written by people whose pornography habits influence their worldview. As you read the actual content of some of the more popular stories posted, you'll recognize that's a good thing.
This week, The F Plus will touch your pinacolada with our hands. Whooopee!
...2018-03-151h 19
The F PlusThe Computer Wrote These
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
Jimmyfranks
Lemon
reading:
botnik.org
Edited by Lemon.
In a complete departure from our usual approach, we spend this episode composing and reading text using Botnik's predictive text generators: the system used to write Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. We give that a once over, and then play around with our own, including a Nicki Minaj song, Seinfeld beat poetry, and some crossover fic.
This episode is a bit o' knickers.
Music used:
Shudder...2018-01-2245 min
The F PlusA Glove Fetish Is Like A Watch Fetish But With Gloves
with:
Isfahan
Jack Chick
Achilles' Heelies
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
www.wwgfa.info
Content provided by Ray Thompson.
Edited by Lemon.
The World Wide Glove Fetish Association (or WWGFA, for those in the know) is a surprisingly popular forum where the predominantly British members discuss the intricacies of their fetish for gloves while a dedicated group of niche pornographers try to exploit them.
This week, The F Plus needs to put on a gas mask before fingering you.
Music used:
Hot Snakes - No Hands
Shudder To Think...2017-12-131h 18
The F PlusFolks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos
with:
Boots Raingear
STOG
Bunnybread
Kumquatxop
Jimmyfranks
Lemon
reading:
amazon.com
Content provided by Curlicue.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
As the world's third largest retailer, Amazon provides a marketplace with an ever expanding range of products like groceries, fine art, television shows, video game streams, and dildos. Yes of course dildos this is the internet and there's always dildos. In this episode we're looking at those brave netizens who purchased cheap sex toys on Amazon, found the products lacking, and wanted to tell the world about it.
This week, The...2017-10-181h 19
The F PlusF Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 2
with:
Ironicus
Cheapskate
Lou Fernandez
Kumquatxop
Jimmyfranks
bumpgrrl
Nutshell Gulag
Content provided by Boots Raingear,Mix,Portaxx,Kanyesutra,Zekka.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
Lemon receives a phone call from his supervisor and the plan changes. More readers! We need more readers!
Ironicus & Cheapskate: wikiHow (The Good vs Evil Edition)
Lou Fernandez: A religious tretise on Satan and Hell by High Priestess Maxine Dietrich
Kumquatxop: Blow Up The Moon (one of several usenet essays by Alexander Abian about the moon and the blowing thereup)
Jimmyfranks: Human Furniture (an erotic tale on Pixies Place by...2017-09-121h 34
The F PlusThe Eroticism of Barney Gumble
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Victor Laszlo
Nutshell Gulag
Lemon
reading:
theburpfetishforums.com
Content provided by Detective TV Tropes.
Edited by Lemon.
The members of The Burp Fetish Forums share one particular prediliction which is (and this may surprise you) they all have a burp fetish. How does this fetish manifest itself, you ask? Do they like women burping or men burping? Burping in public places or burping in private areas? Slow romantic burping or torrid non-con burping? The answer to all of this is yes. They really like burping!
...2017-09-051h 14
The F PlusThe Wizard Forums!
with:
Boots Raingear
Nutshell Gulag
Adam Bozarth
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
WizardForums.com
Content provided by Zekka,Girlkisser,Yavuz Sultan Salim.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
This episode on The Wizard Forums can best be described with this opening note from the document: Order within each section is approximately “least likely to be a serial killer” to “most likely to be a serial killer.”
Music used:
The Cars - Magic
Fucked Up - Magic Word
2017-07-211h 12
The F PlusHeal Yourself With Crystals
with:
Frank West
Nutshell Gulag
Kumquatxop
Ironicus
Boots Raingear
reading:
energymuse.com
Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that “almost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy—in the form of crystals and gems—in some way.” And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you really understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does.
This week, The F Plus isn't sure who stole that joke from whom.2017-06-101h 15
The F PlusRidiculist Passions
with:
Frank West
Achilles' Heelies
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Nutshell Gulag
Lemon
reading:
passionsnetwork.com
Content provided by Kanyesutra.
Edited by Lemon.
The Passions Network presents a unique value proposition: What if, instead of making one dating website, we create literally hundreds of unique (in name, but largely identical) websites, in the hopes of luring in customers with a whole bunch of super-specific niches? What would happen if we did that? The answer, it turns out, is an F Plus episode.
This week, try to find who loves to suck...2017-05-081h 24
The F PlusIn Memoriam IMDb Forums
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Frank West
Zarla
Lemon
reading:
imdb.com
Content provided by BARK RANGER.
Edited by Lemon.
This year, IMDb made the decision to dismantle its own message boards, saying that they didn't provide enough value to the site. This of course piqued our interest and we went to see what kind of conversations could be found there. As it turns out: It was exactly the kind of conversations we'd expect to find there.
This week, The F Plus meets some like-minded Burgerheads.
Music used:
...2017-03-051h 09
The F PlusI'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
STOG
Jack Chick
Nutshell Gulag
Lemon
reading:
realsuperpowers.com
Content provided by Sphagnum.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Real Super Powers is a site for the documentation of real, actual, legitimate, bona fide, undeniable, serious, authentic, honest, indubitable, factional, non-fictional, unaffected, veritable, perceptible, irrefutable, sincere, honest, no really I promise super powers in human beings. From there, I mean... the episode pretty much writes itself.
1This 1week, 1The 1F 1Plus 1doesn't 1have 1a 1girlfriend.
Music used:
Joey Scarbury - Theme From The Greatest American...2017-02-161h 19
The F PlusYou Need Satan More Than He Needs You
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Nutshell Gulag
STOG
Lemon
reading:
satanicinternationalnetwork.com
Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan.
Edited by Lemon.
The Satanic International Network (or SIN, hyuk hyuk) bills itself as "the most popular social networking site for Satanists". While I'm not really sure how many sites they beat out for that title, what we have here is a site where various flavors of Satanist can share their feelings on religion, magick, trans rights and the New World Order and none of it will be elucidating.
This...2017-01-141h 13
The F PlusThis Hub Is A Mess
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Squiddy
Lemon
reading:
hubpages.com
Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
This episode is about HubPages.com (don't forget the asshole).
Music used:
Yello - The Expert
White Lung - Bag
2016-12-111h 19
The F PlusQuestion.com And The Morons
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Jack Chick
Jimmyfranks
Lemon
reading:
question.com
Content provided by Digital Walnut.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
Of the many dubious question and answer websites that The F Plus has covered so far, Question.com is certainly one of them.
This week, we're visiting The Rude Boy Planet.
Music used:
George Harrison - What Is Life?
Question Mark And The Mysterians - 96 Tears
2016-11-291h 15
The F PlusF Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 2
with:
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The agony continues! With F Plus Live undaunted by Montrith's first selections, she reaches for incompehensible dialect, hardcore dorkporn, and selections of poetry. Did we mention the nuclear tipped Angry Birds? I'm pretty sure we've mentioned the Angry Birds.
This is part two of three. Jack Chick's reading contains some very questionable dialogue and Kumquatxop's reading contains questionable everything. Boots Raingear gives a variety of pieces from a single author, and Bunnybread's ad is only in...2016-11-061h 25
The F PlusThe Space In Our Planet
with:
STOG
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
The Intern
Lemon
reading:
welcome-to-concave-earth-forum.70389.x6.nabble.com
Content provided by BomberJacket.
Edited by Adam Bozarth.
Our brand new intern is in the mix while Lemon forgets which setting his microphone is supposed to be on and we explore the science behind The Concave Earth Theory! Popularized by Steven Christ, The Concave Earth theory states that [onomatopoeia where you stick your pointer finger between your lips and move it up and down while going "bwee bwee bwee bwee"], and it's got forums, so we're set.
2016-10-081h 02
The F PlusSelf Publish And Perish
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Jack Chick
Portaxx
Lemon
reading:
americastarbooks.pub
Content provided by Sham bam bamina!.
Edited by Lemon.
Our modern internet affords lots of opportunities for self-expression. However, these things remain ephemeral, and some authors long for the physicality of the written word. Fortunately for them, there's America Star Books (formerly PublishAmerica), a self-publishing book company that's innovated the publishing world by removing all those annoying standards of quality. We're looking at a number of descriptions of these books, in the authors' own words (when those words aren't "description...2016-09-131h 32
The F PlusPenis Problems & Water
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Jimmyfranks
K Thor Jensen
Lemon
reading:
abchomeopathy.com
Content provided by Old Zircon.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Do you understand homeopathy? We don't. So we brought The Internet's own K. Thor Jensen along as we took a good long browse through the forums of ABC Homeopathy. We still don't understand homeopathy, but now we know that a lot of the men who are into it have small, thin penises which don't work very well.
This week, Jimmyfranks doesn't count.
Music used:
...2016-08-111h 22
The F PlusGirl Pits Boys
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Jimmyfranks
bumpgrrl
Chris Collision
Lemon
reading:
www.girlpits.com
Content provided by Sinestro.
Edited by Lemon.
As we've demonstrated so far, human sexuality is a complicated and frequently confusing morass. And to that end, we present to you: The men of GirlPits. They like the armpits of girls. A lot. And now it's time for you to hear about it.
This week, body odor gets a theme song.
Music used:
Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass - Spanish...2016-07-161h 14
The F PlusOculus Cruft
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
vrtitties.com
reddit.com
Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan.
Edited by Lemon.
It's a confluence of technologies and interests that brought us to this point, but we're here. With a number of viable VR options released to the market, we find ourselves taking our first clumsy steps towards fully realized, three dimensional, immersive, interconnected, user created worlds. And the subjects of this episode have gathered together and announced clearly and in one voice: "I want to jizz all over that!"2016-06-101h 33
The F PlusLIZARDS!
with:
Isfahan
Kumquatxop
Nutshell Gulag
Adam Bozarth
J W Friedman
Lemon
reading:
forum.davidicke.com
Content provided by Zekka.
Edited by Lemon.
For decades, David Icke has been speaking loudly and publicly about his hypothesis that Reptoids (that is, beings who appear human but who are actually decendents of the Lizard People who live in the center of the Earth) walk among us and are plotting to enslave humanity. And of course, that's interesting and all, but we're going to be looking at the forums of the David Icke website to...2016-05-071h 12
The F PlusCan I Borrow Your Brain?
with:
Boots Raingear
Isfahan
Kumquatxop
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
xtrememind.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.
There's a number of websites out there that can try to teach you some certain type of magic spell, or some certain type of mind control technique, but the superpredators over at Xtreme Mind take a shotgun approach to their methods, selling Neurolinguistic programming, mind power machines, magical wish fulfillment, orgone boxes, and pretty much anything else that they think will get clicked on.
This week, The F Plus is posing...2016-04-021h 18
The F PlusIt's Toasted
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
John Toast
STOG
Lemon
reading:
smokingfeelsgood.com
libertyvan.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.
Hoping to make some better decisions in his life, Lemon's been taking some time self examining his smoking habit. Then he reached out to his friend Montrith to see if she had any related reading material which would speak to cigarette smoking's effect on the body and mind. Then Lemon was reminded that Montrith knows only agony.
To that end, we take a long journey through Smoking Feels Good...2016-02-061h 12The F PlusRetrospective | Part 1
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Portaxx
Acierocolotl
Jack Chick
Lemon
Edited by Boots Raingear.
For our 200th episode, The F Plus is looking at a very strange group of people called The F Plus. This is part one of our retrospective episode, and seven of us are going to discuss the series of events that caused us to all know each other, start recording podcasts, and the absolutely terrifying act of meeting each other in person.
Plus, we're going to be looking back on those moments that stuck with us, such as...2016-01-181h 37The F PlusEpisode #799
with:
Boots Raingear
Frank West
Kumquatxop
Isfahan
Lemon
Content provided by Amelia Blank.
Edited by Lemon.
This episode comes to you from 600 episodes in the future! In that time, there are people who go to a poorly designed forum and say completely improbable things about themselves and how they got here, and these improbable things go completely unchallenged by the other posters on the forum. More importantly, they share schematics of how you can build your very own time machine.
This week, The F Plus develops really negative opinions about Einstein.2016-01-011h 12
The F PlusHeaven And Urth
with:
Frank West
Kumquatxop
STOG
J W Friedman
Lemon
reading:
urthgame.com
Content provided by Heavenator.
Edited by Lemon.
Urth looks and plays like the world's shittiest video game. The creators insist that Urth is not a game (which is why they call it Urth the Game), but a path to prosperity, a tool for resurrecting the dead, a meditation conduit to alleviate your fears, and a method for winning the lottery - not for the money, just, you know, to prove you can. But video game or not, you're still...2015-11-221h 09
The F PlusF Plus Live 4 | Part Three
with:
Bunnybread
Boots Raingear
Lemon
Kumquatxop
Edited by Lemon.
Part Three of F Plus Live 4 is brought to you by Wow, That's Almost The 90's
Part Three Contains
Bunnybread: about four minutes of ad copy (audio only)
Adam Bozarth: Masturbate Night In America and A Girl (video only)
Boots Raingear: The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge by Qoheleth
Lemon Butter Me Up by Pandanarchy
Kumquatxop Harry Potter and the Horcrux of the Future by selenepotter
Chris Collision & STOG: The Sky Is Falling! by E. B. McMillan
2015-10-251h 04The F PlusAttack Of The 50 Ft Episode
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Frank West
Lemon
reading:
giantess.net
giantessworld.net
Content provided by Caroline.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
This episode is going to be huge! And other such puns about size, because for this episode we're looking at the confusing world of giantesses and shrunken men; These are people for whom the height of sexuality is found when two bodies are completely sexually incompatible with each other.
This week, The F Plus opens our own fetish consultancy firm.
Music used:
The Carnations...2015-09-051h 15The F PlusWatching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
with:
Victor Laszlo
Kumquatxop
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
watchgirlsforum.net
Content provided by A Meat.
Edited by Lemon.
We've teased it out a couple of times, but now it's finally time to figure out what this watch fetish document is all about, although I cannot say that anyone is going to come out of the episode having had all their questions answered. But regardless, we're gonna be spending time on Watch Girls Forum; where people are very specific about their particular kink, plus I suspect it's British as well. This week...2015-08-101h 00
The F PlusGo Fund Yourself
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Frank West
Portaxx
Lemon
reading:
gofundme.com
Content provided by A Meat.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
What a wonderful time it must be if you're the owner of a crowd funding website! Presenting one such example, GoFundMe is a crowdfunding site where people can raise money for a cause without being hampered by constraints like minimums or timelines. Is this a good model for persons deserving of help and/or charity? Emphatically yes. However, as you might expect, none of the people covered in this episode are...2015-07-151h 19The F Plusr/un_away
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
reddit.com
Content provided by Velvet Owl.
Edited by Lemon.
There have been some recent controversies surrounding reddit, where just because of the actions of a few hundred thousand bad apples, the future of the website and of the fracturing social network is in question. But we at The F Plus are looking at the kind of thing the world would be missing out on if Reddit were to disappear today. To that end, we're reading the fetish prompts at r/dirtypenpals, to...2015-07-051h 01The F PlusHow To Listen To A Podcast Your Parents Hate
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
Victor Laszlo
Lemon
reading:
wikihow.com
Edited by Lemon.
Boots gets more WikiHow for his birthday.
Music used:
Depeche Mode - Useless
Future of the Left - I Don't Know What You Ketamine
2015-05-161h 19The F PlusI Am I Am I Am (Annoying)
with:
Frank West
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
tumblr.com
Content provided by Comixologist.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Does any modern society appreciate poetry more than the creative types over at Tumblr? Yes, of course. But would any other modern society be so quick to ape the creative output of Sylvia Plath in order to eke out some undeserved attention? Maybe, but for the purposes of this episode summary let's just pretend the answer is no.
In this episode, we have a very, very specific rule; We...2015-05-071h 02The F PlusSins of the Djinn
with:
Boots Raingear
Adam Bozarth
Kumquatxop
Portaxx
Lemon
reading:
djinnuniverse.com
creepyhollows.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.
On this podcast, we've covered a lot of people who claim that imaginary things are real, BUT THIS... IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THAT! We're looking at the universe of "Djinn", genie having people who have either conjured or purchased a noble thousands-year old spirit that they make do the dishes. Then things get weird after that. This week, The Thief of Baghdad is just looking for a nice cuddle.
...2015-04-121h 06The F PlusSir Rev. Dr. Prof. John Kitchin Ph.D, Esq.
with:
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
nz9f.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.
You've probably come up with your own beliefs on sex, politics, race, religion, and capitalism, but you're about to realize that all of those beliefs are wrong. And maybe that reads like a strong declaration, but I bet it would be even stronger if was in 24pt Times New Roman orange bold italics. We're reading the personal website of John Kitchin, a homelesss Ph.D with a lot of ideas and just...2015-03-011h 18The F PlusRedefine Paranormal
with:
John Toast
Jimmyfranks
Portaxx
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
anybodythere.net
Content provided by Dole.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
There's quite a bit of debate on the existence of ghosts, and all of those debates are stupid and pointless. But fortunately, there's a forum over at anybodythere.net that sidesteps the debate completely and cuts straight to the evidence. Psychic powers, paranormal investigators, chakras, demon lovers, it's all here and it's all spelled as poorly as you would expect. This week, The F Plus finds one smiley particularly troublesome.
Music used:
...2015-02-151h 32The F PlusThis Beat Is Dope
with:
Boots Raingear
Portaxx
Kumquatxop
Frank West
Lemon
reading:
i-doser.com
Content provided by Slayer of Yaks.
Edited by Lemon.
Drugs are expensive. Plus they're dangerous and illegal besides, so it should come as no surprise that there are swaths of people who are looking for alternative ways to get their collective swerve on. And with the sometimes predatory nature of internet marketing, it should also come as no surprise that there is a substantial number of people who try to convince themselves that listening to bleeps and boops in their...2015-01-241h 32The F PlusI Call It The Vaporhighzer
with:
Kumquatxop
Frank West
John Toast
Isfahan
Lemon
reading:
highdeas.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Isfahan.
Conventional thinking leads to conventional problems. And when a conventional problem needs an unconventional solution, you'll need to step outside of your own mind to really understand the universal problems. And maybe that all looked like gibberish to you, but I'll bet it makes a lot more sense you get super duper high first. At least, that's the typical first (and second and only) step taken by the people of HighDeas.com; a...2014-12-141h 21
The F PlusHSSSSFFFAWWW-WUGGHHHHHHH!
with:
Boots Raingear
Frank West
Kumquatxop
Jimmyfranks
Lemon
reading:
sneezefetishforum.org
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Lemon.
There's many non-orgasmic things that have been compared to orgasms, but probably none are quite as silly as the traditional sneeze. The subjects of tonite's episode would disagree, we're exploring SneezeFetishForum.org - a place on the Internet where interested parties can go to try to spell out sneezes, and then get super turned on at the spelling of those sneezes. This week, The F Plus hopes your mother doesn't get a cold.2014-12-071h 17
The F PlusAuto Moronic Asphyxiation
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Jimmyfranks
John Toast
Frank West
Lemon
reading:
answers.yahoo.com
sexwithcars.com
exhaustsmokelovers.createmybb3.com
Content provided by BomberJacket.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
Internet eroticism is a varied, confusing, and repulsive subject. To that end, this is an episode about people who have sex with cars. Confused? Well, if you listen to this entire episode, you'll still be confused. And more than a little grossed out. But hopefully entertained. This week, The F Plus is using Jason's email address.
Music used:
Hank Williams Jr- Canyonero
Billy...2014-11-271h 03
The F PlusF Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 3
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
It's the last leg of F Plus Live 3, and we're not running out of energy.
Boots Raingear: Taken by the T-Rex by Christie Sims
The Not Ready For YouTube Players: Dark Knight Reboot, part 2
Adam Bozarth: The Painting Fuckerby Jonathan Platz-Halter
Kumquatxop: Tears of a Clown
Adam Bozarth & Frank West: Dark Knight Reboot, part 2
Music used:
Lady - Yankin
2014-10-2455 minThe F PlusThis Ain't Episode 152 XXX
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Jimmyfranks
Portaxx
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
AdultDVDTalk.com
Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
AdultDVDTalk.com is a forum where people talk about porn. And uh... Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. This is definitely one of the gross ones. This week, The F Plus abandons our jerk off station.
Music used:
Duran Duran- Girls on Film
Shel Silverstein-I Saw Polly In A Porny
2014-10-111h 12
The F PlusSnoot By The Foot
with:
Boots Raingear
Jimmyfranks
Kumquatxop
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
footsniffing.com
Content provided by Caroline.
Edited by Lemon.
It's probably a complicated confluence of biology and experience that leads a person to become a foot fetishist, but it is a confluence that clearly happens very often, if the internet is to be believed. What exactly is it that these foot fetishists seem to hold as a common interest? Well, if you ask the members of The Den Of Smelly Feet, the answer is... yeah, that. This week, The F Plus really...2014-09-061h 20The F PlusExclusive Unoriginal Content
with:
Jimmyfranks
Acierocolotl
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
TVTropes.org
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Lemon.
The community of contributors to tvtropes.org are clearly experts in consuming mass media. They've honed their skills in identifying devices, contrivances, holes and structure in various plots, so much so that they may have distilled fiction as a whole into simple, repeatable formulas. Does that make them good writers? Let's find out! This week, The F Plus gets 241's at the Angsty Wang.
Music used:
Cibo Matto-Lint of Love
Future of...2014-08-231h 14The F PlusThis Episode Doesn't Need A Title, Man
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
STOG
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
shroomery.org
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The understanding and definition of "truth" is constantly redefined, expanded, and re-evaluated with new information as it is learned. Fortunately for us, the brave citizenry of shroomery.org have taken more than their share of mind-expanding drugs, and now they are ready to share their knowledge. Knowledge about how to be a Muslim without believing in the Koran, or the best comedy routines on 9/11 conspiracy theories. This week, The F Plus learns...2014-08-171h 16The F PlusElon Musk Won't Return My Calls
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Jimmyfranks
Acierocolotl
Lemon
reading:
ideas.wikia.com
Content provided by A Meat.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
With a good idea and a great work ethic, anyone can find success. That statement isn't true at all, but what's more important is what happens when you have a terrible idea and no work ethics. We're looking at The Idea Wiki - a place where the internet can write down its poorly considered ideas for anything at all, and then close the browser window and go back to playing Minecraft. This...2014-07-261h 03The F PlusHarry Potter and the Weekend Seminar
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Isfahan
Kumquatxop
JT
Lemon
reading:
WizardAtLargeConsultancy.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Have you ever thought to yourself "Man, I wish a pagan would come up to me and talk to me about how their religion works"? Well, that's a service you're gonna need to pay for. This is Wizard at Large Consulting, a company which.... uh.... you know, there's cleansing and reiki and stuff. This week, The F Plus is trying to avoid calling Nazi Christian Spiderman.
Music used:
Lovin...2014-07-131h 14The F PlusThis Testes My Limits
with:
Boots Raingear
Jimmyfranks
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
secure.kramtoad.com
www.eunuchworld.org
Content provided by cyberventurer.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
Sometimes it's difficult to write these episode synopses, so let's do this one direct: This is the ball busting episode. Horrible things happens to balls throughout this episode, which is shorter than most. This week, The F Plus won't let you visit your dragon grandmother.
Music used:
Young MC - Bust A Move
The Asylum Street Spankers - The Scrotum Song
2014-05-1147 min
The F PlusThese Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks
with:
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
www.f-list.net
Content provided by Mapled.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
This one is super duper gross. Anyway, The F-List (unaffiliated with The F Plus) is a community where furries can view the profiles of other furries to see if they're (cyber)sexually compatible. So, what's it take to make a love connection? Common interests, shared life goals, and enough opposing perspective to keep things interesting? Of course not. You just both need to be into navel play. This...2014-05-021h 25The F PlusAchievement Unlocked: Downloaded Podcast (40G)
with:
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
www.trueachievements.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
When the internet shrunk our world, it became easier for everyone to compare their own lives against those of their peers and, invariably, feel meloncholy about what they've become and eat a bunch of ice cream. But there are those who rise above this sort of thing, and they are called gamers, or more accurrately, ---+==G4/\/\RZ==+-----. We're looking at True Achievements, a site that assigned each man a number, and...2014-03-141h 19The F PlusCosplay to Win the Cosgame
with:
Portaxx
Jack Chick
Isfahan
Acierocolotl
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
Cosplay.com
Content provided by LADY FRENZY.
Edited by Portaxx.
Hey, did you ever have a good friend, and your friend was a really good dresser, and you thought "I'm gonna steal her entire outfit and wear it myself and pretend to be her and go to social gatherings specifically for other people who do this sort of thing?" Of course not, that would be creepy. But what if it's not a friend, but a cartoon character? Still creepy? We'll find out...2014-02-121h 21The F PlusAcquire the Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharoah
with:
Bunnybread
Kumquatxop
Nutshell Gulag
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
www.pyradyne.com
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Lemon.
Hey, put this wire pyramid on your head, will you? No it doesn't look stupid at all. And it aligns your chakras or something. Okay, I need $300 please. This week, The F Plus chooses between extreme detoxification and profound detoxification.
Music used:
The Flaming Lips - The Wizard Turns On... The Giant Silver Flashlight And Puts On His Warewolf Moccasins
FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
Black Taxi - Becoming
2014-02-051h 13The F PlusThe Beatings Will Continue until Dinner Improves
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Portaxx
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
christiandomesticdiscipline.net
sexinchrist.com
Content provided by chai tea latte.
Edited by Lemon.
Does a strict Christian lifestyle prohibit a kinky sex life? As you might expect, there's varying beliefs on this which are nuanced and subtle, so here's the Cliff's notes version: If it gives me a boner, God wants you to do it. We're looking at the life choices made by the Christian Domestic Discipline movement - a patriarchal society who believe men should control women, and use the word "...2014-01-111h 03The F PlusThe Gospel of Saint Jimmy Olsen
with:
Boots Raingear
Isfahan
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
www.sonsofthebatman.blogspot.com
Content provided by Erminea Heart.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Religion is one way to find meaning in one's life, and while it may be spiritually fulfilling, it's still not as fun as sitting in your room and reading Batman comics all day. Well, fortunately these are two great tastes that can go great together. This episode is about Pop Culture Pagans - People who believe their favorite fictional characters are their gods. No, really, they actually totally mean...2014-01-061h 10The F PlusTreat Me Like Garbage (But Really Nice Garbage)
with:
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Boots Raingear
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
www.trashcanstories.net
livejournal.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.
Living in the 21st century means living in a disposable world. And as human interaction becomes as cheap as the products we use to emulate that interaction, you start to think about love as a disposable commodity, ready to be thrown in the trash at a moment's notice. And then you notice you have a boner because you read the word "trash". We're looking at trash fetishists - people...2013-12-201h 22The F PlusAsgard Doesn't Have Alimony Laws
with:
Boots Raingear
Adam Bozarth
Jimmyfranks
Kumquatxop
Lemon
Content provided by Erminea Heart.
Edited by Lemon.
Love is a curious thing. The thing that drives two people together into a passionate embrace is as complicated as it is powerful. But the thing that drives one person to claim that they're married to a Norse god? That's called "being a crazy person". We're taking a look at Lokiwives and godspouses: People who claim to be in a polygamous relationship with one or more gods, and report that the sex is terrific. This week, wherever...2013-07-251h 03The F PlusA San Francisco Podcast
with:
Lemon
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Happy Ending
reading:
nouveauraw.com
Content provided by Lemon.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
LIVE from the home of Zynga, it's The F Plus Podcast! When Lemon and Boots visited The City By The Bay, they felt it was perfectly appropriate to sample the culinary traditions of such a vibrant and exciting city. Then, after eating some really good tacos, they made some raw food garbage based on recipes they found on the internet. Have you ever wanted to know what raw vegetable makes a...2013-06-181h 28The F PlusEpisode 100 (Part Two)
with:
Boots Raingear
STOG
Nutshell Gulag
Bunnybread
Kumquatxop
Portaxx
Lemon
Edited by Portaxx.
For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore.
This is part two. Part one is here
Alex Chiu Is Going To Make You Gorgeous
Matthew Moulton Has A Hard Time Making Friends
Why Is It That People Forget About The Elven Holocaust?
And Then Legolas Said "Which Voice...2013-06-021h 27
The F PlusI've Also Got An Idea For A Reboot Of Young Guns
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Acierocolotl
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
FilmProposals.com
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Adam Bozarth.
With operating budgets starting in the millions of dollars, the American Motion Picture is not an art form prone to risk or innovation. As the internet democratizes art, fresh ideas can come from anywhere. Take, for example, the website FilmProposals.com, where people write down poorly considered movie ideas to an audience of nobody for no reason whatsoever. Could this change the face of Hollywood? Sure, why not? This week, sex will...2013-05-131h 23The F PlusI Hope My Kids Never Evolve
with:
STOG
Kumquatxop
Bunnybread
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
www.monkeykisses.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by STOG.
Many people would agree that monkeys, by and large, are pretty cute. This is why they make popular zoo attractions, popular designs on t-shirts, and popular themes in nursery gear. Because we like looking at monkeys, they're a lot like us. But not so much like us that we'd consider adopting one and raising it like it was our own child. Well... most of us wouldn't do that.
Music used:
James...2013-04-151h 06The F PlusWhy Crush A Bug When You Can Ruin It Emotionally?
with:
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Isfahan
Kumquatxop
Acierocolotl
Lemon
reading:
lovebugz.net
reddit.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Acierocolotl.
This is an episode all about people who are sexually aroused by insects touching their genitals. So if you hit play, that's your business.
Music used:
Canadian Brass - Flight of the Bumblebee
The US Army Band - Flight of the Bumblebee
Offspring - pretty fly for a white guy
B52s - Junebug
GWAR - Maggots
2013-03-051h 04The F PlusBoy You Fellas Sure Hate Frenulums
with:
STOG
Kumquatxop
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Lemon
reading:
bodymod.org
Content provided by Amanda Tu.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
There's around 7 billion living human bodies on this Earth, and while there's some general variance between them, you'll find a lot of similarities. And the members of bodymod.org finds this all dreadfully boring. Theirs is a place where people can gather to discuss doing terrible things to their flesh with other people who won't try to talk them out of it. This week, you're gonna wish we had anesthetic.
...2013-01-011h 07The F PlusElisha Cuthbert Has To Pee Sometimes
with:
STOG
Kumquatxop
Portaxx
Boots Raingear
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
omorashi.org
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Explaining his methodology for creating tension in his films, Alfred Hitchcock said "There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it." This sums up the fetish of our subjects quite well, as long as you substitute "the bang" with "peeing". And substitute "terror" with "boner". And... well, you should probably misspell all the other words just to make it thematically appropriate. In this episode, we're looking at the writings of omoroshi fetishists — persons wh...2012-10-181h 11The F PlusI Sink I Love You
with:
Portaxx
Isfahan
Acierocolotl
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
quicksandfans.com
Content provided by Chaz GELF.
Edited by Isfahan.
As third wave feminism took hold in the 1990's, popular culture found themselves once again looking at the power dynamics of sexuality. Could a woman be strong and independent while still bandying around words like “slut”? Perhaps. Can people live self-actualized lives and still secretly crave a certain sense of helplessness and longing for the strength of another? Probably. Is this a terrible summary for an episode that's all about ladies getting stuc...2012-10-031h 13The F PlusToday's Progress Was Yesterday's Form Field
with:
Kumquatxop
Portaxx
John Toast
Boots Raingear
STOG
Lemon
Adam Bozarth
reading:
change.org
PetitionOnline.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
In the run up to the 2008 American election, Barack Obama told the world that "We are the change we seek." And now, as we reflect on our discontent with the status quo of tax policies, drone strikes, prisoners held indefinitely, and general apathy, we may realize that maybe we weren't looking for us at all. Real change is gonna come from the internet, in the form of asinine and pointless online petitions. We're...2012-06-091h 11The F PlusIf I Could Turn Back Time, I'd Still Cut You In Half
with:
Isfahan
Kumquatxop
Boots Raingear
Portaxx
Lemon
Montrith
reading:
abovetopsecret.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.
WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange taught us a couple things about the world we live in. Firstly, it turns out that Steve Martin's hair may actually just be that color. But only slightly less shocking is the revelation that our government is keeping secrets from us. Millions of secrets! And yeah, some of them might involve the United States bombing our own journalists, but the folks at Above Top Secret have unraveled even deeper...2012-06-011h 10The F PlusCommissioner Gordon's Back Up Plan
with:
Isfahan
Boots Raingear
STOG
Kumquatxop
John Toast
Lemon
Cleretic
reading:
City of Heroes
Content provided by Cleretic.
Edited by Isfahan.
Popular media seems to get no end of pleasure in exploring the day to day drudgery of characters who belong in a comic book universe. For those superheroes and supervillains, their life is so absurd that there is very little relatability of those characters to people living in the real world. But then thanks to online RPGs like City of Heroes and Champions Online, anyone with an internet connection and...2012-05-021h 09
The F PlusThe Episode Is Coming From Inside Your House!
with:
Jimmyfranks
Acierocolotl
John Toast
Portaxx
Kumquatxop
Zarla
Lemon
reading:
blogspot.com
Content provided by Zarla.
Edited by Isfahan.
The psychology and thematic considerations of "What Makes For Good Horror?" is something often discussed at length by people you probably don't want to associate yourself with. Obviously they may argue amongst themselves over minutae, but will usually cite a construction of tension, a feeling of malevolence, a spirit of helplessness, and no fewer than six bare breasts as the essential elements for finely constructed, timeless horror. The stories contained within this...2012-02-291h 08The F PlusWhere Can I Find A Tailor For These Pinstripe Balls?
with:
Boots Raingear
Nutshell Gulag
Bunnybread
Acierocolotl
Portaxx
Kumquatxop
John Toast
reading:
literaryreview.co.uk
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For as long as man has had conscious thought, he has thought about sex, and this has certainly been reflected in his literary themes. From the literate but hypermasculine rememberances of Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer, to the literate but impishly comedic creations of Voltaire's Candide to the not-at-all literate nor interesting fap material in John Cleland's Fanny Hill, erotic writing has had a storied history inside the pages...2012-02-1528 min
The F PlusAchtung! Adult Babies!
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Isfahan
Bunnybread
Victor Laszlo
Portaxx
Lemon
reading:
sissykiss.com
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Edited by Boots Raingear.
Growing up is hard. There's plenty of fiction centered around the frustration of adolescence, even more fiction on the malaise of adulthood, and then it's death after that. Wouldn't it be nice to just be a baby forever? Well, no - obviously it wouldn't. None of us remember our time as an infant, but clearly being mute, frail and covered in your own waste cannot be the most intellectually...2011-11-301h 08The F PlusMasturbation Gone Wrong [short]
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Acierocolotl
Kumquatxop
STOG
Portaxx
Victor Laszlo
Lemon
reading:
bad-dragon.com
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In this outtake from episode 47 (In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin Wattle Man King?), we come across a thread where Bad Dragon customers freely discuss the times that their masturbation routines went unexpectedly. Absolute horror ensues.
2011-10-2817 min
The F PlusAny Cling You Want (You Got It)
with:
Portaxx
Kumquatxop
Victor Laszlo
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
michaelkelly.artofeurope.com
Content provided by Zarla.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
We've been doing The F Plus podcast for a couple years now, so it's actually kind of an oversight on our part that we've never read stories about Roy Orbison. Or, more specifically, stories about Roy Orbison being completely wrapped up in clingfilm. Honestly, I can't imagine how we've avoided the subject for so long. This week, The F Plus finally experiences the greatest pleasure man has ever known.2011-10-211h 06
The F PlusF Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 1
with:
Kumquatxop
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
STOG
John Toast
In our second live show, The F Plus Improves Your Life with the following readings...
Kumquatxop: Here's The Situation by The Situation
Boots Raingear: How to Good-bye Depression by by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
Jack Chick: The Love Voodoo Kit by Voodoo Lou
STOG The Power (The Secret) by Rhonda Byrne
John Toast: Every Young Man's Battle by Stephen Arterburn
Music used:
TLC - No Scrubs
The Knife - We Share Our Mother's Health
Screamin' Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You
Queens of the Stone...2011-10-121h 23The F PlusThe Otakindude Journal [short]
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Victor Laszlo
Portaxx
Tiff Dynamite
Lemon
reading:
livejournal.com
Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Portaxx.
This is the last in our series of shorts for a little while, while we get the F Plus Live audio prepped for public consumption. This is a six minute short originally recorded during episode 42 (The Childfree Hardcore Episode). In the episode, we had read a little piece from a guy named Otakindude, who was angry because he was too fat to be Henry. After reading his tirade, we...2011-10-0706 minThe F PlusI Can't Believe It's Entirely Butter!
with:
Portaxx
Bunnybread
Jimmyfranks
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
allrecipes.com.foodnetwork.com
Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Portaxx.
We've been looking into your Facebook updates, and we've noticed you've been good all summer. You've been eating healthier, cutting down on sugary drinks, even getting a reasonable amount of excercise this year. Yes indeed, it's been work, but we've noticed you're looking a lot better and you don't seem quite as depressed as you used to be. But guess what? Summer's over. So let's get you back...2011-09-041h 01The F PlusGotta Poke 'Em All
with:
Kumquatxop
Bunnybread
Portaxx
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
angelfire.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Since the dawn of the moving picture, studios have produced cartoons to appeal to a younger audience. These cartoons are typically colorful, whimsical, and unscrupulously cynical in their approach to selling merchandise to an impressionable and undiscerning fanbase. And since the dawn of the internet, this very same fanbase has demonstrated their psycho-sexual attraction to these cartoons that only wanted to sell them junk. To that end, we present you with Pokégirls - one man's fantasy t...2011-08-201h 03The F PlusHow To Listen To A Podcast (Advanced Users)
with:
Boots Raingear
Portaxx
Nutshell Gulag
Acierocolotl
Isfahan
STOG
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
wikihow.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Yes, it's another WikiHow episode. No, it's not a re-run. Frankly, Boots has been wanting to record a second WikiHow episode since we finished recording the first one, and he's got a point. There's really so much additional ground we need to cover, it would be downright irresponsible for us to think we've taught you enough. We're covering the words of teenagers, misogynists, morons, nerds and perverts, all of whom have helpful advice for you...2011-06-251h 03