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The Boys' TableSeason 3 Premiere - Better Late than NeverAfter our summer podcasting retreat in the Poconos, we are refreshed and ready to get back to podcasting. We are Hirtless to start the year, but hope to adjust some scheduling to get him back on the air!
2022-10-0323 min
The Boys' TableSeason 2 FinaleWe wrapped another great year at The Boys Table. Thank you to all our regular listeners. We'll see you back in the fall with the kickoff of Season 3.
2022-05-1632 minThe Boys' TableClass of 2022, Kentucky Derby recap, and some NBA/NHL Playoff PredictionsNext week will be our last episode of the school year! You'll have to listen to old episodes throughout the summer if you really miss us. On today's show, we talk about our senior class of 2022, Rich Strike, the Kentucky Derby winner, and some NBA/NHL playoffs.
2022-05-0931 minThe Boys' TableNFL Draft, Lubo Sighting, and Summer PlansHave you missed us the last few weeks? The end of the year is a bit chaotic, but we found time to sit down this week to talk about the NFL Draft, our summer plans, and Teacher Appreciation Week. Our surprise guest, Lubo, stopped in to recreate his favorite Barry Manilow encounter!
2022-05-0234 minThe Boys' TableNational Championship and Masters Recap, Ted Lasso (oi!), and Mrs. Schorzmann UpdateWe were off last week, but we're back and better than ever today! Tune in to hear some commentary on the National Championship game and the Masters. Mr. Rotert finally jumps on board the Ted Lasso train and we update everyone on Mrs. Schorzmann's progress after her back injury.
2022-04-1135 minThe Boys' TableOscars Recap (The Slap), Final Four, and Burrito BattleMinus Knips the Tripod talk about the biggest items of the week!
2022-03-2834 minThe Boys' TableMarch MATness/Madness Update, NFL Free Agency, and HHS Boys Basketball Tournament RecapWe hear from Mr. Hirt and Mr. Rotert about the NCAA wrestling tournament in Detroit. Make sure to ask them how many hot pockets they consumed. We also cover our Harrisburg boys basketball team in the state tournament and our busted March Madness brackets.
2022-03-2130 minThe Boys' TableMarch Madness, NFL Free Agency, and Early RetirementJoin us on the show to break down all the NFL free agency trades this week. We also show off our perfect March Madness brackets!
2022-03-1435 minThe Boys' Table100th Follower, the 'rdle Phenomenon, and Childhood MemoriesThe day you've all been waiting for...the reveal of our 100th Twitter follower winner! We also touch on the 'rdle craze (Wordle, Quordle, Sedecordle, etc.). Finally, we reminisce about our youth and the good ol' days!
2022-03-0729 minThe Boys' TableWrestling State Tournament, Flagship Wrestling, and Teacher of the Year Winner!Tune in for the last Rotert's Wrestling Roundup of the season as coach discusses the state tournament. We also dig deep into the local Flagship Wrestling world and congratulate our very own Mr. Hirt on winning the Harrisburg Teacher of the Year award!
2022-02-2832 minThe Boys' TableSuper Bowl Recap, Wrestling Roundup, OlympicsWhat are we going to talk about now that football is over?? I guess we can start making predictions for the upcoming draft! Catch our fresh take on the Super Bowl, Olympics, and Rotert's wrestlers.
2022-02-1428 minThe Boys' TableNFL Super Bowl Predictions, Team Challenge (part 2), and HypotheticalsWe were halfway through recording the best show of our young careers, when we realized our mics quit recording unexpectedly. Luckily, we pieced together part of a show. Enjoy.
2022-02-0719 minThe Boys' TableNFL Post Season Recap and Team ChallengeRotert's Rams are in the Super Bowl, NFL team challenge, and top comedies since the 2000s.
2022-01-3132 minThe Boys' TableNFL Playoff MadnessSorry, not sorry, but most of the show is dedicated to the madness that was the NFL playoffs this past weekend.
2022-01-2429 minThe Boys' TableNew Year, New Boy's Table Episode!We're back in the new year with some resolutions, NFL playoff predictions, Rotert's Wrestling Roundup, and a breakdown of the college football championship tonight.
2022-01-1032 minThe Boys' TableJen Day, Christmas Traditions, Big J's Beefy Breakdown, and our Holiday Gift to YouMake sure to tune in to the podcast today - the last Boys Table podcast until we are back after break. Our favorite admin assistant is our Loyal Listener of the Week! We also want to breakdown the delicious meat platter donated to us and share our Boys Table phone wallpaper!
2021-12-2034 minThe Boys' TableSDSU Playoffs, Christmas Traditions and Spirit AnimalsRecorded without the Ghost in the Post, White Lightning....the Ginga Ninja! Knocked this podcast out of the park though!
2021-12-1336 minThe Boys' TableRotert Wrestling Roundup, CFP Breakdown, and Zombie Apocalypse PrepWe are back to full strength today at The Boys Table. Tune in for weekend wrestling results, predictions for the College Football Playoffs, and some hypothetical questions.
2021-12-0631 minThe Boys' TableThe Better Half EpisodeThanksgiving thankfulness, football weekend recap, Christmas Push and Nut Juice.
2021-11-2926 minThe Boys' TableA Boys Table ThanksgivingMake sure you turn in to this special Thanksgiving episode, so you don't end up living in a van down by the river!
2021-11-2231 minThe Boys' TableChampionship Edition! Recap, wrestling season preview, Coyote State....Down one boy but we still muscled through this episode without the "Ghost in the Post," the "Ginga Ninja," "White Lighting."
2021-11-1532 minThe Boys' TableSponsor Swag, Dome Week, Yellowstone, and our Loyal ListenerDome Week! We recap last week's HHS football win and look ahead to the state championship this week. We also talk about our great gift from our sponsor, Common Grounds, and Muth pulls from the Bowl of Chance!
2021-11-0831 minThe Boys' TableHalloween Recap, Would You Rather, HS Football PlayoffsWe are down one boy at the table today. Hopefully Hirt will be back with us next week to talk about Iowa's derailment. Muth changes his stance on Halloween, Knips talks about another Vikings dismal performance, and we answer some Would You Rather questions.
2021-11-0127 minThe Boys' TableHalloween Episode!After a quick Harrisburg Tiger football recap, that rest of the show is dedicated to Mr. Muth's favorite holiday, Halloween!
2021-10-2531 minThe Boys' TableFootball Recap, Favorite Athletic Memory, Missing SkillsetsAnother football-filled podcast, along with a few random questions about our favorite accomplishment as an athlete and a skill that we wished we had. Good luck this week to the Harrisburg Tiger football players in their big game against Brandon Valley this Thursday!
2021-10-1826 minThe Boys' TableFootball Roundup, Bowl of Chance, Date Ideas, and What We're WatchingMr. Hirt draws from the Bowl of Chance, but that's just him. We also cover some embarrassing moments, date ideas, and quickly cover some football around the league.
2021-10-0431 minThe Boys' TableHS Football Frenzy, NFL Power Rankings, and Advice to Younger SelfA quick recap of the crazy ending and win for the Harrisburg Tigers last week and the NFL weekend. We also show some appreciation to former mentors growing up and highlight some advice to our younger selves.
2021-09-2729 minThe Boys' TableHomecoming Hysteria, Viking's Heartbreak, and Triple MWhat a win! Coach Hirt and Coach Muth breakdown the big Tigers victory on homecoming. We also take a depressing trip through time to rank the top 5 worst Vikings field goal misses in recent decades. Finally, the Meandering Mind of Muth asks about our preferred mode of transportation.
2021-09-2030 minThe Boys' TableFootball Recap, Bowl of Chance, and the Younger YearsWe have a complete breakdown of the football weekend, including a big win for our own Harrisburg tigers. Mr. Hirt also introduces to the Bowl of Chance, so make sure to give us some suggestions on Twitter @The_Boys_Table!
2021-09-1328 minThe Boys' TableHS Football Recap, Small Town Livin', and a Little Bob RossTune in to the second episode of the season as we recap the Harrisburg win over Pierre as well as a fun debate over small town upbringings.
2021-08-3028 minThe Boys' TableWe're Back! The Boys' Table Kicks off Season 2I'm sure you were all listening to old episodes all summer in anticipation of the season 2 kickoff of The Boys' Table. Tune in today to hear Mr. Knips, Mr. Rotert, Mr. Hirt, and Mr. Muth talk about their summers, make some measurable goals, and make some NFL preseason predictions. Glad to be back!
2021-08-2324 minThe Boys' TableA Special Guest in Studio, Rodgers Drama, and our Favorite DecadeMr. Walker joins us in studio today to talk about the latest Aaron Rodgers news. We also have a shoutout to our wives and a debate about the best decade.
2021-05-1930 minThe Boys' TableTeacher Appreciate, SDSU Football Update, and Triple RWe are down one member this week, but we covered SDSU in the national football championship, thanked a teacher, and introduced a new segment - Triple R: Rotert's Rambling Rants. We hope Mr. Muth has a safe trip home from his vaca in Bora Bora.
2021-05-1230 minThe Boys' TableBoss's SpecialOne of our biggest fans, Dr. Pederson, contacted the show and offered up some of her suggestions for talking points. Take a listen!
2021-05-0527 minThe Boys' TableTeacher Entrance Songs, Draft Updates, and Some TriviaAre You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Tune in for some trivia, an update on the upcoming draft, and the music playing when we enter our classroom!
2021-04-2825 minThe Boys' TableTop Musical Artists, Best Pizza, Worst Movie, and Hometown Hidden GemsWe were missing one of the boys at the table this week but we powered through. Talked through a variety of topics like usual and for the most part stayed on topic.
2021-04-2127 minThe Boys' TableInterests, Top Movies, and Best BreakfastCan you hear me now? We upgraded to a four-mic setup on this week's show. Tune in for our top interests, best movies of all time, and our go-to breakfasts.
2021-04-1427 minThe Boys' TableA Clean Garage, Lawn Maintenance, and NFL TradesWe were down 1 1/2 podcasters at The Boys' Table today, but we still had time to discuss sports, some would-you-rather questions, and a heated debate about lawn maintenance.
2021-04-0721 minThe Boys' TableNFL Mock Draft, Life Before Technology, and March Madness MayhemTune in today for some NFL Draft predictions, and update on our terrible March Madness brackets, and a few questions from our bowl.
2021-03-3122 minThe Boys' TableBracket Update, First Cars, and the Meandering Mind of Mr. MuthDid Iowa bust your bracket? Mr. Walker, resident Iowa fanatic, is in the studio to dissect what happened. We also have roundtable questions and the best month question from the Meandering Mind of Mr. Muth.
2021-03-2428 minThe Boys' TableMarch Madness EditionAlas, March is here and it's time for our annual Fun School March Madness Bracket Challenge! Listen in for upset alerts, our Final Four picks, and Mr. Hirt's absurd pick of the Hawkeyes going all the way...
2021-03-1728 minThe Boys' TableThe Best of Sioux FallsWith over 50 combined years of living in the Sioux Falls Metro Area, the boys talk about some of the best local attractions and establishments. We also have a special guest in studio to share her viewpoint.
2021-03-1024 minThe Boys' TableLebron vs. JordanLeBron vs. Jordan. The age-old debate continues this week on The Boys' Table.
2021-03-0325 minThe Boys' TablePilot Episode"Dude, we should totally start a podcast!" Instead of just talking about it, we actually decided to do it. Enjoy our pilot episode!
2021-02-2423 min
Freedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 1 - The Last OneRead by Mr. Graf, superintendent of the Harrisburg School District.
2021-02-1803 min2021-02-1803 min2021-02-1804 min2021-02-1804 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 5 - What Furlough SawRead by Mrs. Reinhiller, long-term substitute teacher.
2021-02-1802 min2021-02-1802 min2021-02-1805 min2021-02-1804 min2021-02-1703 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 10 - Good ReasonsRead by Mrs. Linder, junior kindergarten teacher.
2021-02-1708 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 11 - The Threadmaster ComethRead by Miss Murphy, 2nd grade teacher.
2021-02-1703 min2021-02-1703 min2021-02-1704 min2021-02-1703 min2021-02-1707 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Book the First SummaryMr. Muth, Mr. Knips, and Mr. Rotert summarize the first 15 chapters.
2021-02-1706 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 16 - Blinded by the LightRead by Mrs. Becker, 1st grade student teacher.
2021-02-1707 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 17 - Small ComfortsRead by Mr. Andre, junior kindergarten teacher.
2021-02-1704 min2021-02-1705 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 19 - Light, Light, EverywhereRead by Mrs. Husske, instructional coach.
2021-02-1702 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 20 - A View from a ChandelierRead by Mrs. Donnelly, kindergarten teacher.
2021-02-1602 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 21 - The Queen's Last WordsRead by Mrs. Goedtke, 4th grade teacher.
2021-02-1603 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 22 - He Puts His Heart Together AgainRead by Mrs. Waltner, 3rd grade teacher.
2021-02-1601 min2021-02-1604 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Book the Second SummaryMr. Knips, Mr. Muth, and Mr. Rotert get you caught up with Roscuro and the rest of the events that happened in Book the Second.
2021-02-1608 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 24 - A Handful of CigarettesRead by Mr. Hirt, 1st grade teacher.
2021-02-1602 min2021-02-1603 min2021-02-1603 min2021-02-1501 min2021-02-1506 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 29 - Start with the Cursy and Finish with the ThreadRead by Dr. Pederson, principal.
2021-02-1507 min2021-02-1504 min2021-02-1503 min2021-02-1404 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 33 - A Rat Who Knows Her NameRead by Mrs. Place, 5th grade teacher.
2021-02-1404 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Book the Third SummaryMr. Rotert, Mr. Muth, and Mr. Knips are back with more insight on Miggery Sow and the rest of the events of Book the Third.
2021-02-1409 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 34 - Kill'em Even if They's Already DeadRead by Mrs. Petersen, 4th grade teacher.
2021-02-1403 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 35 - The Knight in Shining ArmorRead by Mrs. Wysong, kindergarten teacher.
2021-02-1402 min2021-02-1404 min2021-02-1306 min2021-02-1303 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 39 - Missing!Read by Morgan M., 4th grader at Freedom Elementary.
2021-02-1302 min2021-02-1204 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 41 - The Tears of a KingRead by Mr. Knips, technology integrationist.
2021-02-1205 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 42 - The Rest of the ThreadRead by Mr. Lape, innovative program director for the Harrisburg School District.
2021-02-1205 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 43 - What Cook was StirringRead by Kaci J., 5th grader at Freedom Elementary.
2021-02-1103 min2021-02-1104 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 45 - Some SoupRead by Cade G., 5th grader at Freedom Elementary.
2021-02-1003 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 46 - Mouse Blood, YesRead by Jacey A., 4th grader at Freedom Elementary.
2021-02-1003 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 47 - No ChoiceRead by Aubrey R., 5th grader at Freedom Elementary.
2021-02-1006 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 48 - On the Tail of a RatRead by Brynn S., 5th grader at Freedom Elementary.
2021-02-0902 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 49 - What do you want, Miggery Sow?!Read by Mrs. McCollister, speech therapist.
2021-02-0906 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 50 - In Which the Princess Says His Name?Read by Addilynn P., 5th grader at Freedom Elementary.
2021-02-0800 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 51 - What is that Smell?Read by Kinnley L., 5th grader at Freedom Elementary.
2021-02-0804 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Ch. 52 - Happily Ever AfterRead my Mr. Knips, Technology Integrationist.
2021-02-0802 minFreedom: "The Tale of Despereaux"Book the Fourth SummaryMr. Muth, Mr. Rotert, and Mr. Knips recap the fourth and final book in The Tale of Despereaux.
2021-02-0715 min