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Unfamously Unwell UnratedHealing or Hoax? Cracking the Code on Wellness FadsClick here to send us your victory and vices!What happens when the wellness industry collides with social media culture? A whole lot of pretty pictures that might be masking unhealed wounds.As we celebrate our one-year podcast anniversary (with nearly 5,000 downloads across 48 countries!), we're taking a hard look at the difference between genuine healing and performative wellness. From theta chambers to colonics, we've tried countless trending treatments over the past year – but has any of it actually helped us grow, or have we just gotten better at packaging our chaos for content?Th...2025-05-2845 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedMushroom Hunting with the Truffle PigsClick here to send us your victory and vices!What happens when two social drinkers ditch alcohol for a week and try every trendy alternative on the market? From $80 mushroom-infused sparkling waters to THC-laced "spirits," we embarked on a quest to find something—anything—that could replicate the social ease of alcohol without the next-day regrets.The results were surprising. While most expensive alternatives left us unimpressed (and occasionally with upset stomachs), one unexpected winner emerged: functional mushroom gummies that somehow eliminated social anxiety without any mental fog. As we sipped, sampled, and scrutinized each prod...2025-05-1458 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedClimbing Mount St. FelonClick here to send us your victory and vices!Kaleb and Kyle bravely unpack what it means to return to Knoxville, Tennessee and Sonoma, California as gay adults who've built lives elsewhere. Their contrasting experiences highlight the psychological weight of hometowns for LGBTQ+ individuals. As Kyle notes, "There's a lot of trauma stored in hometowns for gay people."The hosts explore the fascinating psychological shifts that happen when returning to spaces that once felt limiting. They share vulnerable stories about everything from their first time painting their nails (and the shame that initially came with...2025-04-301h 09Unfamously Unwell UnratedPour Decisions from your Sober SommelierClick here to send us your victory and vices!What happens when a sommelier stops drinking for a month? Kyle shares their experience giving up alcohol for Dry January, revealing surprising insights about social anxiety, habitual cravings, and the cultural normalization of drinking.As a Level 2 sommelier whose job literally requires tasting wine, Kyle found themselves drinking every night – a glass after work that often led to more. The experiment wasn't just about health but about breaking automatic patterns that had formed around alcohol consumption. The results? Discovering that fun, connection, and social confidence don't ac...2025-04-1654 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedBotox, Backspasms & Demon TwinksClick here to send us your victory and vices!Welcome to Season 3 of Unfamously Unwell! We're kicking things off with a bang as we dive into what might be our most chaotic episode yet.Remember when Kaleb dabbled in witchcraft to help me land my dream job? The spell worked so well that I not only got the position but also scored a raise before even starting. We're talking candles, crystals, milk offerings, and magical aftershocks that apparently got me everything I asked for. Should I be worried about Kaleb's newfound powers? Probably....2025-04-0257 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedMerry Chrysler! 2024 WrappedClick here to send us your victory and vices!Music isn't just background noise—it's the soundtrack to our lives. On the last episode of 2024, we chat about our top-played songs and how they reflect pivotal events, from energizing gym sessions to emotionally charged concerts. Join us as we explore the magical resonance of favorite artists like Pink and Jess Glynne, and debate Spotify's algorithmic quirks. Listen to how these melodies have become intertwined with our memories, shaping our daily routines and connecting us to deeper emotions.Relationships can be our greatest teachers, and this ye...2024-12-251h 00Unfamously Unwell UnratedThe Unwelly Awards!Click here to send us your victory and vices!Inspired by the wildest, most unhinged moments of our year, we're bringing the drama with the Unwelly Awards. From our best (and worst) spending habits to hilariously awkward romantic encounters, get ready to hear the juicy details that shaped our year. We're promising you nothing less than a riotous recounting of our adventures, complete with the quirky charm of color stories and cornichons.Money talks, and boy, do we have some stories to share about the art of "unwell" financial decisions! Whether it's indulging in our...2024-12-181h 04Unfamously Unwell UnratedGhosts of Past, Present & FutureClick here to send us your victory and vices!What if a single holiday could become the compass for your personal transformation? Kaleb reflects on how Halloween became the unexpected marker of life's twists and turns, sparking joy, heartbreak, and self-realization.As we share experiences of personal growth, heartache, and new beginnings, you’ll hear about Kaleb's journey from a rocky relationship-fueled move to Cleveland to the bright opportunities awaiting in Seattle. Halloween serves as a backdrop, showcasing how life changes dramatically over a year—a theme that resonates with anyone navigating the complexities of roma...2024-12-111h 11Unfamously Unwell UnratedGay Son or Thought Daughter? (feat. Isabella)Click here to send us your victory and vices!What happens when you mix modern dating misadventures with the magical world of Broadway? After a Thanksgiving filled with reflection, "Wicked" had us thinking about defying gravity not just on stage but in our own relationships. This week, Kyle's sister, Isabella, joins us to share what it's like navigating the dating scene as a Gen Z woman in Washington DC. Our conversation bounces from her humorous takes on dating apps to the quirks of gay culture and how these elements shape sibling dynamics. From ghosting and s...2024-12-041h 00Unfamously Unwell UnratedHappy Kylesgiving!Click here to send us your victory and vices!Happy Kylesgiving! This week, Kyle is giving us 9 things he's learned about life in the last 36 years. Why nine? Because his aunt was abducted by aliens, that's why! As we explore life's most spontaneous moments, we also peek into universal insecurities and the empowering force of confidence. The episode delves into the complexity of emotions, particularly anger, and celebrates the importance of self-acceptance and growth over the years. Relationships, intimacy, and the balance of interdependence weave through our chat, where emotional intelligence meets genuine connection.2024-11-2750 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedBlood, Sweat & Tears on My PillowClick here to send us your victory and vices!Ever had a bathroom encounter that spiraled into an escapade worthy of its own episode? We certainly did, and we're here to spill the hilarious details! Join us as we recount an unexpected midday adventure that segues into a vibrant Pride kickoff party in Palm Springs. Meet the man who might just be Kyle's future ex-husband and enjoy a digital-age proposal via Grindr, all while brushing shoulders with RuPaul's Drag Race royalty, Mayhem Miller. It's a whirlwind of mimosas, karaoke, and the kind of flirtations that define a...2024-11-2047 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedTinkerbell Raided Mamaw's TombClick here to send us your victory and vices!Prepare this week to laugh as we recount the chaotic pre-Halloween preparations that include makeshift costumes and unexpected party advice. From turning into Lara Croft and a grandma to cash-only drinks and unexpected encounters, the night proves to be a whirlwind of spontaneity and friendship. As if the night wasn’t eventful enough, a surprise hookup among friends adds a juicy twist with an unexpected bath-time snack of corn.Our journey doesn’t end there; with a fun pre-trip waxing session filled with ADD-fueled chaos and play...2024-11-1352 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedWhat's Your Roman Empire?Click here to send us your victory and vices!Picture yourself in Austin, Texas, caught up in the whirlwind of the Austin City Limits festival. We recount our wild nights and amusing mishaps, from charming local encounters to humorous language barriers at the local club scene. Get ready for tales of pacing ourselves through unforgettable performances, all while navigating Austin's vibrant nightlife and the delightful chaos it brings.But life's adventures aren't just about festivals and probiotics. We dive into the complexities of maintaining friendships over time, the importance of tough conversations, and the humorous...2024-10-3056 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedHappy Bottom Autumn!Click here to send us your victory and vices!Ever found yourself trapped in an embarrassing situation where your dignity is on the line, all thanks to an ill-timed bowel mishap? We certainly have, and we're not holding back! Here on our latest episode, we're sharing uproarious tales of fried food and unfortunate car accidents, all while reflecting on the tragic loss of pristine white Calvin Klein briefs. But fear not, dear listener, because these anecdotes are just the start of our informative journey into "Happy Bottom Autumn"—a full-fledged celebration of bottoming.Ready to ex...2024-10-2357 minUnfamously Unwell UnratedDick Drunk with the Rumple Minze TwinsClick here to send us your victory and vices!Get ready for a candid trip through our personal alcohol journeys, beginning with some raw confessions. This episode is a spirited exploration of our evolving relationship with alcohol.Childhood curiosity meets teenage awkwardness as we recount our initial encounters with alcohol, painting a picture of the social dynamics that shaped our perspectives. Join us for laughs about trampoline mishaps and the humor of high school parties, where a crush who later started an OnlyFans adds a touch of nostalgia. These tales aren't just about mischief; they...2024-10-1647 min