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JoculationJoculation Episode 114 – KFC Gravy Cocktails, Tablescaping, Ladders & Chairs (oh my!), and Ayahuasca Mocktails & Murder Hornet Facials at the GOOP Labs MLM EventIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines that really matter. That modern “mixology” bar just isn’t capturing the essence of bleeding edge if it doesn’t feature KFC Gravy Cocktails. LP peeks at the fringe side of “green and sustainable” craft cocktails which answer the age old question, “WTF do I do with all this left-over coagulated gravy in the fridge?” Be sure to pack a fat skimmer and book an emergency bypass operation before strapping in for this one.I kn...2022-03-301h 19JoculationJoculation Episode 113 – Tantric Life After Puppeteering Ends, “Authenticious” Conde Naste Vacations at the Local Penitentiary Motel 6, and Trafficking Pig Semen for Fun and ProfitIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines that really matter. Why rehash stale political shit-slinging “satire” when supermarket tabloids provide the news and headlines, we really need?A life in puppeteering is a life less lived, a road less traveled, and late nights filled with suicide hotline operators. LP takes a peek at what life after puppeteering looks like for the actor who played the loveable purple dinosaur Barney on the “Barney and Friends Television” show after he hung up the stained purple s...2021-12-2353 minJoculationJoculation Episode 112 – Metallica’s Masterclass on How to Be a Band, The TikTok/GOOP Labs Inspired Baboon Ass Challenge, and Making Your Tattoos Iconic with Ink from the Ashes of Charles MansonIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines that really matter. Why rehash stale political shit-slinging “satire” when supermarket tabloids provide the news and headlines, we really need?LP seeks inspiration through drunken dysfunction with the “How to be a Band” Masterclass from Metallica, as bassist Robert Trujillo (who?) channels his best functional medical practitioner Are You Intuit training from GOOP Labs to align his chakras and lecture on the power of communication when building a band of poseurs.With s...2021-12-151h 02JoculationJoculation Episode 111 – The 40/60 Halloween Show: Famewhoring Off the Personal Tragedy of Others, Extreme Body Modification - the Extra Testicle, and Grandmother’s Stylish Cocaine Kit from the 70'sIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines that really matter. Why rehash stale political shit-slinging “satire” when supermarket tabloids provide the news and headlines, we really need? LP checks out the broad spectrum of framewhores and entrpenuers turning a profit from the tragedy of others – from the TikTok psychics allegedly channeling Gabby Petito, to Dog the Bounty Hunter desperately searching for ratings while pretending to search for Brian Laundrie. Meet a jeweler who creates jewelry from the remains of deceased family members - why ke...2021-11-121h 07JoculationJoculation Episode 110 –Let’s Do the Time Warp Again: Revisiting some of the Best Headlines and Stories from the Past One Hundred Nine EpisodesIn this episode of Joculation, LP revisits some of the best headlines and stories featured on the show over the past (almost) three years and one hundred nine episodes which warm the cockles of the heart. Timeless tales such as: the Fraternity Sued after an Unsuccessful Bottle Rocket Launch from the Anus, Great Moments in Natural Selection with a friend, a brewskey, a loaded pistol and a bullet proof vest, and Beholding the modern art masterpiece which is the Glitoris.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a...2021-11-061h 07JoculationJoculation Episode 109 –VMA Recap With that Rose McGowan Red Carpet Moment, Male Sexual Health in the age of Inclusiveness, and Destroying Thanksgiving with a Pumpkin Spice Glazed TurkeyIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the Rose McGowan/Oprah Winfrey VMA Red Carpet moment that should have been #lizard, male sexual health in this age of inclusiveness #handsfreemasturbation, and what better way to show just how much you hate your family and friends this Thanksgiving holiday season than with a Pumpkin Spice Glazed Turkey - even Snoopy and Woodstock hate you.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all...2021-10-081h 06JoculationJoculation Episode 108 –Engagement Gifts of Genocide Inspired from The Book of Samuel (Chapter 18 Verse 27), Modern Dating in Four Scenes, and those missing Motel Makeover touchesIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on amazing engagement gifts of genocide inspired from the Book of Samuel and a shopping excursion to Hobby Lobby, modern dating in four scenes which reminds us to bring along mom’s ashes on the next tinder date to help find “the One”, and nothing quite says “upscale girls weekend getaway” quite like those missing touches from the series Motel Makeover which never made it past the editing room.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star...2021-09-291h 06JoculationJoculation Episode 107 –The Miracle of Childbirth with a Twist of Misandrogyny, the Unfortunate Discovery of Naked & Afraid in Love, and a Woman Possessed by the Ghost of Michael JacksonIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the miracle of the birth of his first child - complete with the celebratory splash of misandrogyny, misadventures of an uncontrolled reality TV mugging as he stumbles across Naked & Afraid in Love one terrible evening and the timeless romantic tabloid classic of yet another woman possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson and his absolute love of chocolate chip cookies.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with...2021-09-231h 07JoculationJoculation Episode 106 –The Frozen Honey TikTok trend, Arts & Crafts with Steve-O from Jackass, and the Canadian Olympic athlete who repaired a hole in her canoe with a spare condomIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on more Natural Selection inspired TikTok trends such as the Frozen Honey Challenge and explosive diarrhea, arts and crafts with Steve-O from Jackass as he asks for body and pubic hair donations from men for the Sasquatch bodysuit he’s creating and the Canadian Olympic Bronze Medalist unleashing her inner MacGyver mid-slalom to repair a hole in her canoe with a left over condom generously provided by the Japanese Olympic committee. 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JoculationJoculation Episode 105 –Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: the Colorado Van Life Edition, Terrible TikTok Food Hacks to Ruin Strawberries this Summer, and Starting an Exorcism Side Hustle with Miss CleoIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse – the Colorado Van Life Edition - as all the plagues visit Colorado for summer break, following the current TikTok “cooking” hack mixing Strawberries and Parmesan Cheese because there aren’t enough disgusting food combinations already, and starting an Exorcism side hustle during the explosive rise of demonic possession through text messages on smartphones. If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends...2021-08-0458 minJoculationJoculation Episode 104 – Packing Non-Alcoholic Vodka in the Kids School Lunch, Creative Responses When the Teacher Wants to Know Just One Thing About You, and Adventures at the Wild Basin Trail PrivyIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on haute cuisine school lunch ideas for the kids complete with non-alcoholic vodka, Great Moments in Sharing Too Much when your kid shares his longest time ever dropping a deuce after the teacher asks to learn more about him, and “Privy” Adventures on the Wild Basin Trail with LP.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the...2021-07-2147 minJoculationJoculation Episode 103 – Running an Illegal Fireworks Stand for Fun and Profit, the Jeff Bezos Petition to Buy and Eat the Mona Lisa, and the Strange History of Napoleon’s PenisIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on running an illegal fireworks stand in Los Angeles for fun and profit – until the bomb squad shows up, the Change.org petition for Jeff Bezos to go full Red Dragon and consume the Mona Lisa, and the strange history of Napoleon’s Penis.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be s...2021-07-1442 minJoculationJoculation Episode 102 – Summertime Funtime at the Kentucky Redneck Rave, An Exorcism in the Lumber Aisle at the Home Depot, and a Reddit Guide to Culturally Appropriating VeganismIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the suumertime funtime at the Redneck Rave in Kentucky, the power of Christ compels an Exorcism in the Lumber Aisle at the local Home Depot for all the dead trees, and how carnivores are culturally appropriating veganism by cooking tofu - where is a Reddit mod when you're offended?If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and...2021-07-0759 minJoculationJoculation Episode 101 – Teledildonic Orgies, Farting the Blessings of Christ on the Flock, and Whipping Up a Batch of Vanilla Flavoring from Plastic Bottles and EColiIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trends of the record breaking annual Lovesense teledildonic orgy, a South African pastor farts the blessings of Christ on the face of his flock , and a tasty vanilla flavoring whipped up from plastic bottles and EColi bacteria.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe...2021-06-301h 09JoculationJoculation Episode 100 – Microdosing for the Annual Job Performance Review, the Post COVID Summertime Penis Festival Circuit, and Uncle LP’s Last Minute Father’s Day Gift IdeasIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trends of microdosing for the annual job performance review, why Cochella when you can have summertime penis festivals, and Uncle Faust’s last minute Father’s Day Gifts for dad on his special day.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Appl...2021-06-231h 08JoculationJoculation Episode 99 – TikTok Job Interviews, The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle of Invisible Art, and Gonzo Journalism from the Local Swingers ClubIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of TikTok launching job services for Gen Z, sculptor selling invisible art for 15,000 Euros - the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle validates his “sculptures composed of thought in its varied forms” are real, and gonzo journalism at the local swingers club – why watch the show when you can be the show?If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find J...2021-06-091h 16JoculationJoculation Episode 98 – The Buttplug Black Market of Pakistan, The Walmart Potato Chip Aisle Ten Pound Beef Log Battle Royale, and Company Mandated Masturbation Breaks at Work for ProductivityIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of black market buttplug manufacturing in Sialkot, Pakistan, relieving pandemic aggression at the Walmart potato chip aisle with a ten-pound log of ground beef after the restraining order expires, and rubbing one out at work in the name of productivity.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please...2021-06-021h 10JoculationJoculation Episode 97 – Airdropping Unsolicited Penis Pics, Exploding Vagina Candles, and TikTok Inspired Beauty Masks to Delight and DisgustIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of airdropping unsolicited penis pics into iPhones near you, one customer’s first-person experience of an exploding “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle from Goop Labs, and the TikTok inspired beauty mask treatments which should have just remained a bad idea rather than a beauty hack.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow t...2021-05-261h 13JoculationJoculation Episode 96 – TikTok Inspired DIY “Medical Day Spa” Treatments, Dual Purpose Croquettes/Armor Piercing Rounds, and HRM Queen Elizabeth II Endorsed Sex ToysIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of TikTok DIY Medical Day Spa Treatments which bring home irreversible scarring and damage to your skin in the comfort into your own home at a fraction of the cost, Dangerous foodstuffs such as dual purpose foodstuff/explosive armor piercing croquettes from Cuban state company Prodal, and the Queen’s Award for Enterprise winner and sex toy company … er … sexual health and wellness brand Lovehoney.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-s...2021-05-191h 17JoculationJoculation Episode 95 – The Italian Job Style Dorito Heist, Gift Ideas for a “Safe” Mother’s Day, and Weddings in the Digital AgeIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of real-life Italian Job style heists involving Dorito and Pepsi delivery trucks, Mother’s Day gift ideas which won’t bring out the bomb squad over a buttplug, and why get caught up in spring wedding drama when you can just order up a wedding party on Bumble?If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Jocu...2021-05-121h 19JoculationJoculation Episode 94 –AARP Eligibility and Hangover Resistance, Earth Day Friendly Customer Service Fails, and Magic Moments in Maybe I Should Have Read the Directions FirstIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of Earth Day Friendly Customer Service Fails because why give marginal customer service when we can make earth day every day, Hangover Resistance – the strange mutant power unleashed as we age, and Epic User Error – those priceless moments when realization hits that maybe I should have read the directions first.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to f...2021-05-051h 13JoculationJoculation Episode 93 – DIY Cock Rings From the Hardware Aisle, the Hold My Beer Edition of Play Doctor, and the Survivor Edition of Amazon Van Life Delivery DriversIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of Hardware Aisle Cock Ring Fails, the “Hold My Beer” version of Play Doctor, and the Survivor edition of Amazon Van Life Delivery DriversIf you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you are listening. The...2021-05-031h 10JoculationJoculation Episode 92 –Cosmetic Surgery Fails – the “Medical Spa Edition”, the Sexual Assault of Stuffies, and Holiday Ancestry DNA Reveal – Maury Povich StyleIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of DIY Cosmetic surgery: the “Medical Spa” fail edition, Olaf’s and Elmo’s milkshake brings all the sexual deviants to the toy store, and surprise holiday Ancestry DNA reveal – Maury Povich style.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podc...2021-05-021h 12JoculationJoculation Episode 91 – The Montana Meth Trade War, Teledildonics and Food Delivery , and Viagra Lengthening the Lifespan of MenIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of the Montana meth wars – Mexican imports which are causing domestic meth producers to close their doors, Grubuzz – gamifying food delivery with teledildonics, and a Swedish study determined regular Viagra use lengthens the lifespan of males.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on A...2021-04-271h 15JoculationJoculation Episode 90 – DIY Cosmetic Surgery, Plastic Pollution and Shrinking Penises, and Launching Semen to the Moon: the Modern Noah’s ArkIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of DIY Cosmetic surgery: the TikTok edition, plastic pollution and how it will lead to male infertility and micro-penises by 2045, and in a bid to save humanity scientists are launching human semen to a regolith on the moon.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure...2021-04-261h 21JoculationJoculation Episode 89 – Salami Grown From Celebrity Cells, Racist Royal Accusations, and Esoteric Emails With the Garden SpinachIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of lab grown meat made from the cells of celebrities, racism in the royal family (allegedly according to Harry), and technology which allows spinach to send emails to us in the first step towards Terminator Judgement Day. John Connor is clearly our only hope – until then all we have is Joculation.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps ot...2021-04-251h 08JoculationJoculation Episode 88 – Erection Cream the Alternative Lip Filler, “Functional Medical Practitioner” Medicine Show Products, and COVID Anal Swabs in ChinaIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging TikTok trend of using erection cream as a “lip plumper” alternative to filler injections, a look at “Functional Medical Practitioner” inspired products and therapies endorsed by GOOP, and in a bold tourism outreach by China, complementary COVID testing via anal swab with every inbound flight.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle o...2021-04-241h 06JoculationJoculation Episode 87 – Semen Cocktails and Cuisine, BlueCheck Homes, and More TikTok FailsIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the emerging trend of infusing food and cocktails with semen, a satirical website (BlueCheck Homes) which would make PT Barnum proud, and more epic TikTok fails for the collective cultural trash heap.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast...2021-04-231h 07JoculationJoculation Episode 86 – TikTok Gorilla Glue Challenge Fails, Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas for that Special Someone, and Epic Zoom CallsIn this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on stupid TikTok Gorilla Glue Challenge fails, some unique Valentine's day gift ideas curated from the interwebs to capture the “essence” of love for that special someone and epic Zoom calls to remember.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or w...2021-04-211h 09JoculationJoculation Episode 85 – Travel Channel Casting Stereotypes, Fat Man Inclusivity, TikTok Fails and ‘Rona Friendly Superbowl PartiesIn this episode during Love in the Time of the ‘Rona, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the Travel Channel casting stereotypes, fat man stereotypes, the latest TikTok fails from red light silhouettes to the burnt orange COVID remedy, hosting CDC compliant COVID friendly Superbowl orgies and more.If you enjoyed listening to the show, please give it a five-star rating, a review, and please share with your friends. It all genuinely helps others to find Joculation and grow the Circle of Intimacy. Please be sure to subscribe on Anchor, Sp...2021-04-211h 15JoculationJoculation Episode 84 - Coffee, Snacks, and Kissing Cousin Prevention Apps in IcelandThis week's episode starts with Pandemic TV remorse as we discuss the docuseries Dangerous Grounds as we talk coffee infused beer with a twist of Icelandic Raege, a side order of smoked sheep's head and an app to prevent cousin kissing in Iceland. We also talk hacks to the video game Cyberpunk 2077 which allows people to have in game sex with Johnny Silverhand (voiced by Keanu Reeves), the University of Texas suggesting students wear masks while masturbating and the latest fashion "icon" Ella Emhoff who has yet to finish her first year at Parsons....2021-04-201h 12