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Left Trigger Right TriggerGuiltStep into the cleansing waters of this LTRT episode to unburden yourself of your guilt. Here at LTRT Medical Spa, we aim to find the root of what ails you and release you from it as quickly as possible. Now we know what you're thinking and yes, sometimes it does involve a hacksaw. But have faith knowing the waters will sanitize any open wound until your body, now free of its guilt, heals itself faster than it ever has before. So please, for you and your body's sake, please join us in the waters, won't you? In...
2024-04-3057 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerDread feat. Andrew ZucoskyIt's time to once again get spooky with Andrew Zucosky! This time around we have some group therapy about the compulsion to buy certain games, talking about games, and Baldur's Gate 3. We probably should have talked about some monsters or something. I guess we talked about Asterion, but we certainly didn't talk about being afraid of him... In this episode: Andrew can't help himself. Greg gets creeped out. Giovanni gives up the ghost. David goes to some weddings. If you'd like to get in on the conversation, you can join our discord by paying as...
2023-10-311h 16
Left Trigger Right TriggerStew feat. Tom ZalatnaiA strong aroma lures you towards the kitchen. What possibly could be generating such an enticing smell? Also, who is cooking this delicious smelling meal? Four people stand in the kitchen, all standing over a large pot of stew, but the ingredients they're adding are video games. Cartridges, discs, and hard drives bubble away in the pot as the hosts of this podcast pass the stirring spoon back and forth. We hope you're hungry. In this episode: Tom lights the burner, David starts to simmer, Greg kicks it up a notch, Tess finishes with a favorite.
2023-10-1754 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerChillWrap up in a blanket, put on some calm music, and light one up. What are you lighting up? That depends on your state. So whatever state (of mind) you are in (or would like to be in), then adjust what you light up. Maybe I'm overthinking it. Maybe we all need to stop overthinking things. In this episode: Giovanni looks to puff pixel pass. David waits to let it loose. Tess makes some tough decisions. Greg can't let it be. If you want to chill out in a discord server with us, you can...
2023-10-0354 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerFailure feat. Josh ElliottFinally, proof from outside just our hosts that Zoombinis are real. If you've been a Zoombini truther than thank you for all the work you've put in over the years....or, wait, I guess maybe not if being a truther is someone who doesn't believe they existed? Sheesh, manufacturing engagement over a fake conspiracy is harder than it seems. In this episode: David tries to find the failure point. Josh wants to drop the bridge. Greg does it to himself. If you'd like to help us avoid failure, consider joining our Patreon for as little...
2023-09-191h 02
Left Trigger Right TriggerMagicThe cauldron bubbles, the runes are set, and your wand now hums with power. Your familiar looks on in anticipation, waiting to see what your spell brings forth. It's time to begin. You summon your will and chant the incantation. Purple and green sparks sizzle and pop in the middle of the summoning circle where a shadow has suddenly appeared. The veil begins to drop and reveal what has been brought forth. Your familiar flees at the sudden presence, you cover your face in shock at what you have summoned: the hosts of Left Trigger Right Trigger. Jeez, podcast...
2023-09-0559 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerBloodDouble OO August continues! We got a little distracted in the intro for some reason, but it turns out some of us have been consuming vampiric media. Which to be clear, is media that features vampires, not media that siphons something off of someone else. But maybe all media is vampiric because it pulls a lot of energy out of the people who make it and we as people who take it in are consumers. Really makes you think. ANYWAY In this episode: Giovanni gets a bit sweaty. Tess pulls from afar. Greg is looking at games...
2023-08-221h 04
Left Trigger Right TriggerTroubleshootHaving trouble hearing this? Try leaning your head to the left. If that doesn't work, try unplugging and plugging back in your headphones/speakers. Otherwise, the surefire way to fix it is to shove your phone in your bed and roll around. Our troubleshooting has shown that, while taxing, this is the most consistant way to fix the problem of not being able to hear our silly podcast. If it doesn't fix the problem then you're not rolling hard enough! In this episode: David calls for help straight from the source. Tess solves the dark equation. Giovanni...
2023-08-081h 00
Left Trigger Right TriggerNPCPrepare to hear the future! Social media is changing a lot these days, but in the beginning of this episode we put forward an idea that is sure to take the world of gaming by storm. If you don't hop on the bus then get ready to get hit by it! Also we could use some help with the name. In this episode: David evokes Pikmin for the SEO. Giovanni wants to settle down in a bathroom. Greg has a bloodlust that must be sated. Tess plans a politically motivated takedown. If you'd like to...
2023-07-2559 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerLTRT After Hours Sneak PeekHello listeners! We thought you may enjoy a sneak peek at one of our Patreon exclusive episodes. For as little as $1 a month at patreon.com/LTRT, you can gain access to a feed of episodes that cover a wide range topics, from deep dives into specific games to talking about big news in the industry to stuff like......this episode. Listen, this episode goes off the rails pretty quickly, even by our standards. What was supposed to be a discussion about adaptations of video games somehow ended up with us opening a tier list with all...
2023-07-211h 26
Left Trigger Right TriggerSummerTis the season to get sweaty as we talk about Summer and why it is no longer our favorite season. But just because something has fallen out of our favor doesn't mean it's all bad! We also discuss the good things like Peppa Pig and wanting to take off all our clothes because it's too hot. So whether you're listening to this episode wearing white floral or nothing at all, we hope you enjoy. In this episode: Giovanni is feeling the vibes. David is finding the reason for the season. Greg is making another plea to a...
2023-07-1155 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerStickIt's Giovanni's Peppa Pig Summer. What is that? Don't worry about it. You will need to traverse the opening section of this episode without this information, but you can do it. Even if you find it challenging, you can get through. Just stick with it. Giovanni plays with stickers. Greg is very animated. David laughs out loud. Tess wants to hear everyone's stick opinions. If you'd like to be stuck with us in a more supportive way, consider heading over to Patreon.com/LTRT to support the show for as little as $1/month. You can...
2023-06-2757 min
Left Trigger Right Trigger7omorrow Never Dies: Seventh Annual Father's Day Dadstravaganza: Definitively N.o7 Star Wars (It's James Bond This Time)It's the most wonderful time of the year when LTRT celebrates everything Dads! Come join us to explore what it means to be, become, and evolve beyond a Dad. And it's our 7th year doing it! We know in our hearts that we wouldn't have been able to do it without all of you, but especially to the big man himself: agent 007, James Bond. Plus a hearty shout-out and potentially an apology to Steely Dan. In this episode: Tess simulates fatherhood and creates a house of cards. Giovanni exonerates dads everywhere of all their sins. David listens...
2023-06-1359 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerSwordIt slices! It dices! It may even hold the soul of a tyrannical monster or your next boyfriend! It's Sword! Call today for a chance at a free upgrade to the laser variety at no extra cost (due to a difference in weight, shipping and handling with increase). In this episode: David sees a big sword. Giovanni swings a fun sword. Tess dates a hot sword. Greg picks the best sword for the job. If you'd like to be notified of other offers like this, consider heading over to Patreon.com/LTRT to support the...
2023-05-3057 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerLinkSPOILER WARNING FOR GOLF We need to talk about Travis. We've been trying to keep it quiet and under the radar, but he's really gotten out of hand. Hopefully this play for SEO will sate his dark hunger. Anyways, hope you've been enjoying Tears of the Kingdom! In this episode: Giovanni proctors the SATs. Tess smiles with the face of death. David builds a community. Greg gets scammed. If you'd like to link up with us, consider heading over to Patreon.com/LTRT. You can check out our discord server and listen to...
2023-05-161h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerOverworldIt's time to conclude our miniseries on environments! Close your eyes and imagine an overworld. What does it look like? What does it sounds like? Now open your eyes. As you can see, this episode looks nothing like what you were just imagining. But that's OK, just don't look too closely at Greg's corner over there. In this episode: Giovanni becomes a little cat. David listens closely. Tess calls some plays. Greg gets existential. If you'd like to support making the show and doing miniseries like these, head over to Patreon.com/LTRT. You can...
2023-05-021h 02
Left Trigger Right TriggerSpaceWe continue our miniseries on environments with Space! Some say it's the final frontier. Some say it's an empty void. Some even say it's really just transparent jelly. No matter where you stand on the issue, whether on the side of the fools or the jelly scientists, we talked about it on this episode. Well.....most of us did. In this episode: David starts hearing things. Tess starts feeling things. Giovanni goes on a trip. Greg is really stretching the dictionary. If you'd like to help fund our booster rocket fuel fund, why not consider...
2023-04-1859 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerDesertWelcome to the first episode of a miniseries on environments! According to Merriam-Webster, a desert is an arid land with usually sparse vegetation. Unfortunately, we spend more time discussing the other definitions and even pronunciations of desert. Is anyone surprised? In this episode: David starts seeing things. Tess's expectations are dashed. Giovanni is pure evil. Greg looks back on what he's left behind. If you'd like to refill our canteens, consider joining our Patreon to gain access to our discord server and exclusive episodes at patreon.com/LTRT. Games discussed include: Assassin's Creed...
2023-04-041h 01
Left Trigger Right TriggerTreeDisclaimer: we don't talk about bark at all in this episode. It's a real failure on our part and for that we'd like to apologize. There are several bits we left out there untouched. We're hopeful we can come back and address things like birch bark and the similarities between the names of the skin of a tree and the sound of a dog. One day... In this episode: David flies over a terrible sight. Greg punches trees. Giovanni tries to get a bigger picture. Tess wants to make better decisions. If you'd like to...
2023-03-211h 00
Left Trigger Right TriggerRumbleMichael Buffer, 8 years after starting to use the phrase, trademarked "Let's get ready to rumble!" in 1992. Since then he's sold the rights to several different video games, advertisements, music albums, and more! As of 2018, he's made $400 million in revenue from the trademark. We here at Left Trigger Right Trigger applaud his achievement and hope he won't sue us for saying his iconic catchphrase. In this episode: Giovanni calls out Jeff Grubb. David wonders how things are the same in different places. Greg taps the well again. Tess hits us with a haymaker. Come help us...
2023-02-211h 01
Left Trigger Right TriggerThinkAristotle. Plato. Socrates. These philosophers have shaped the way the modern world talks about thought. But what about how we talk about think? Luckily, we're up to the task of filling in the area the old guys left out. In this episode: David needs some space, Giovanni works on a real stumper, Tess sees the full shape of a game, Greg figures it all out without doing anything. Come join our thoughtful debate by supporting us on Patreon at patreon.com/LTRT and join our discord server. Or if you'd like to look up our...
2023-02-071h 04
Left Trigger Right TriggerGearStrap in and get ready to change Gears! It's finally time to talk about One Piece, and Metal Gear Solid, and also the topic "Gear"! In this episode: David tries to find the gear that's best for him, Giovanni can't stop picking up Batgirl gloves, and Greg tosses a coin into the gacha machine. If you would like to strap on your own gear and join in on the adventure, you can head over to patreon.com/LTRT to get access to our Discord server. Or if you just want to fill up your backlog...
2023-01-241h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerRecordIt's the beginning of a new, momentous year! Celebrate in style with your favorite John Leguizamo movie, stare deeply into the magic eye pictures on the wall, and gather around the goo-log! Enjoy our celebration....or else! In this episode: Giovanni spins some tunes, Tess gets left out in the lurch, David uncovers a Mandela Effect, and Greg pushes the limit If you'd like to join us in our celebration of this most holy anniversary, head over to patreon.com/LTRT where you can hop in our Discord server to compare notes on celebrating the...
2023-01-101h 04
Left Trigger Right Trigger2022It's time for our end of year episode, so dress up like hipsters, have breakfast at midnight, and feel miserable and magical, because in this episode we're talking '22. In this episode: Greg goes through a change, David gets pulled back in, Tess uses some built-in time management, and Giovanni finds some closure. If you'd like to sing some other Taylor Swift lyrics, head over to patreon.com/LTRT where you can get access to our discord and patron-exclusive episodes. Or if you'd like to catch up on all the other artists we've referenced, check...
2022-12-271h 04
Left Trigger Right TriggerYardA yard is just a canvas if you think about it. What art would you make with a yard? A golden meadow? Obstacle course? Altar to the great lost god? All of the above? In this episode: David meets the neighbors. Giovanni does some landscaping. Tess looks for a bargain. Greg goes for the gold. If you'd like the help maintain our yard, head over to patreon.com/LTRT. You can get access to our discord and share pictures of your favorite yard decorations. Or if you just want to see what color our grass...
2022-12-131h 00
Left Trigger Right TriggerPokemon pt. 2Listeners, we finally did it. We know we did a Pokemon episode before... but that was years ago and now it's time for a part 2. In this episode: Giovanni explores his love for a franchise. David brushes his teeth with capitalism. Greg trains a fish to be the best there ever was. If you want to debate which pokemon is the worst with us you can get access to our Discord by supporting the show at patreon.com/LTRT. Or if you just want more from us you can check out our website at lefttriggerrighttrigger.c...
2022-11-291h 00
Left Trigger Right TriggerCatchIt's our 150th episode, listeners! A momentous occassion that we present with clear idea and strong voices. Our presentations are coherent, well thought out, and as always our games come first.....lol nevermind, it's got Fruit energy. In this episode: Giovanni just sounds nasty. David pretty much is. Tess is a reptile house. Greg uuuggghhhhh.... If you'd like to support 150 more of episodes like this, head over to patreon.com/LTRT or go check out everything else we're doing at lefttriggerrighttrigger.com Games discussed include Starfox 2, Vampire Survivors, Strange Horticulture, and Skyrim
2022-11-1556 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerBlockJulie, Kayla and Sam are three high school seniors who make a pact to lose their virginity on prom night. Lisa, Mitchell and Hunter are three overprotective parents who flip out when they find out about their daughters' plans. They soon join forces for a wild and chaotic quest to stop the girls from sealing the deal -- no matter what the cost. Anyways, that's the synopsis for the film Blockers. In this episode: Giovanni gets good. David finds a new path. Greg makes a big swing about what language should and shouldn't be used in video...
2022-11-011h 01
Left Trigger Right TriggerMonsters feat. Andrew ZucoskyListeners! We're joined once again by our friendly tentacle aficionado, Andrew Zucosky. He's here to talk all things Monster(s) and we're here to somehow make this about Catholicism. In this episode: Giovanni teaches us how little separates humans from rats. David opens our eyes to the monsters of everyday life. Zuco cautions us not to dive too deeply to the origin of horror. Tess asks the ancient creatures of the mountain to make her more monstrous. Greg talks about a video game. If you want to see our real, monstrous selves you can... buy a...
2022-10-181h 09
Left Trigger Right TriggerPrecisionListeners, let's discuss an important distinction. If we make the statement, "this episode is about Precision," is that statement accurate, precise, or both? Make sure to get on twitter and tell us which one is right. Really just go ham. It's @LTRTCast, in case you forgot. In this episode: Giovanni ages out of e-sports. David saves us from master hand. Tess has trouble with her locker. Greg buys a broken peripheral. Trombones are here, too. If you want to know precisely how you can support this show, head over to patreon.com/LTRT. You can ge...
2022-10-0459 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerReputationDear listener, we ask you to be our mirror. Tell us, what is our reputation? Please be honest, and let us know who you think we are. Then let us know what wares that makes us qualified to purchase. The UI is foggy on this so we have to use text prompts. In this episode: Giovanni asks "what's in a name?" David inspects the morality of mechanics. Tess fights the power. Greg asks some tough questions. If you'd like to build up reputation with LTRT, head over to patreon.com/LTRT. While you gain points...
2022-09-201h 04
Left Trigger Right TriggerPetsPets: what are they? where do they call home? what's their favorite treat? This is an episode full of thoughts like these and also RIP Gorbachev we guess. In this episode: David ponders the immortal Nintendog. Giovanni watches his cat play video games. Greg explore his dark side. Tess has her petting zoo license revoked. If you want to to adopt or sponsor us to be your pet, head over to patreon.com/LTRT. We have all types of adorable antics for our subscribers, like that one time G and David talked about Elden Ring fo...
2022-09-0653 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerBazookaListeners, Double-O August comes in like a Cookie and out like a Bazooka. This episode blasts its way into your brain, opening you up to new ideas. I guess your brain is a tank or something in this metaphor? When did writing these get so difficult. In this episode: David asks, "why do game have a big gun?" Giovanni tries to rocket jump. Tess loads everything she can into a tube and blasts it at you. Greg has worms. Hungry for more nonsense and explosive ordinance? Check out patreon.com/LTRT. You can learn all abou...
2022-08-2354 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerCookieA treat! A snack! A delight! A Cookie! Listeners, however you describe it, this episode is sweet enough to satiate your sweet...ear? Is that really the audio equivalent of a sweet-tooth? Sweet-cochlea? That's nothing - this metaphor isn't working. In this episode: David reveals the dark underside of Pokémon GO. Giovanni explains why we're in the silver age of character licensing deals. Greg says a lot of jargon in a convincing and scary way. Tess wants to know what your relationship to cookies is like. If you're interested in a real sweet treat, you...
2022-08-091h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerHuntingListeners, it's the episode you've all been waiting for: the one where we talk about that one sword from Beowulf. Just kidding, this isn't an episode about Hrunting, the sword gifted from Unferth and used in battle against Grendel's Dam. It's about Hunting - something these four nerds are definitely qualified to discuss. In this episode: David lands a ten-pointer (that's a hunting thing? right? numbers and points?). Tess gets addicted to roleplaying in Pokémon. Greg doesn't talk about a card game (well, only technically). Giovanni unleashes his darkest wrath with a plastic shotgun. He...
2022-07-261h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerAppWelcome to our fast-casual dining experience where we've got all the apps you could ever crave! Giovanni's got a game that'll get you ready for more. David's serving up all your favorites. And Greg's got something spicy cooked up just for you! Sound too good to be true? Well, you probably haven't listened to the episode yet, so come on down and indulge in our apps today! If you'd like a more private experience, you can always head over to patreon.com/LTRT for some premium options like "Discord access" and "Exclusive eps." To check our menu...
2022-07-1258 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerCrateYou open up your favorite podcast app. You notice there's a new episode of Left Trigger Right Trigger, your favorite video game podcast. Your momentary hit of dopamine that comes with seeing a new podcast episode suddenly turns to fear as you see the episode title: Crate? What could crate episode even be? Don't worry friends: You're about to learn a million things about crate in the span of an hour. David breaks down Link's insurance policy. Giovanni reveals Tony Hawk's mail crimes. Greg tells us his favorite piece of a shape. Tess goes back to Pissember. ...
2022-06-2856 min
Left Trigger Right Trigger6ixth Annual Father's Day Dadstravanganza: The Red Herring (Respectfully)Listeners! Who could have anticipated that your LTRT hosts would do yet another Father's Day episode?? You'd think that by the 6ixth one of these we'd know better, but you know what they say: fool me once, shame on you. Fool me six times, I have a condition. Welcome to the 6ixth Annual Father's Day Dadstravanganza: The Red Herring (Respectfully). We know we just had a fishing episode a little bit ago, but this one is for the DADS! Dads out there, this episode is for you. Here's what you can look forward to in this year's Dadstravanganza: Giovanni br...
2022-06-141h 00
Left Trigger Right TriggerPaintIt's getting hot out there. Wouldn't you like to cool off with some nice, refreshing, thirst-quenching paint? Now we know what you're thinking: "Isn't paint toxic?" But here at Left Trigger Right Trigger we don't prescribe to such pedantic categorizations like "toxic" or "healthy" or "pedantic." We just aim to make sure you're taking care of yourself the best way we can, which in this case is a big tub of paint right down your gullet.* What're our favorite ways to enjoy paint via video games? Well we're glad you asked! Giovanni gets industrious with some definitions. Greg comes...
2022-05-311h 01
Left Trigger Right TriggerFishingHey folks, it's me Buzz Lightyear of the hit film Lightyear. I'm here on LTRT's fishing episode to let you know that you can see my film in June and also, contrary to some rumors, I've never farted in my space suit, not even once. Anyway, I've been told I have to read the following to you despite this being a written description, so just imagine this in my voice I guess? Here goes: Fishing! What is it? Who does it? How has it influenced human society, culture, and language? We explore these questions and more in this videogame p...
2022-05-171h 00
Left Trigger Right TriggerEndgamepshh what is this? Is this episode about The Avengers movie that came out in 2019 or whatever? When was that? Do people remember those movies? What? Oh I'm typing in the CMS for the LTRT podcast description? Oh! Uh... Endgame! What happens when the game... ends? Well... won't you be excited to know! Find out in this episode! David discusses videogames with long tails - long... swishy, swishy tails. Giovanni can't figure out crinkle cut fries. Tess washes a deck. Greg tells everyone to "Pokémon Y to the polls." As always, a huge, huge thank you to...
2022-05-0358 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerJankJank. We all experience it one way or another in our lives, some more than others. Giovanni wrestles with jank by not taking control. David gets punished by jank, but still goes back for more. Greg attempts to laugh off his jank. Tess receives guidance on how to approach jank. How do you tackle your jank? As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you want to become a patron (and get access to some exclusive podcasts) you can sign up at patreon.com/LTRT. If you don't have t...
2022-04-1959 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerMouthListeners, I know that last episode we asked the question "do you think this show has run out of topics?" but consider that question asked and answered. Get ready to go Mouthful mode on this episode!! It's MOUTH!!! In this episode - Giovanni optimizes our SEO. Greg finds his immersion ruined by the unrealistic mouths in VR. David dares to ask the question, "what *does* that mouth do?" Tess puts some sneaky ASMR at the end of the show. As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you want t...
2022-04-0557 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerShapesQuestion for you, listeners - do you think this show has run out of topics? Look, we're not saying that we think the show is out of topics but we're wondering if any of you are under the impression that uh... we're out of topics. No reason, just checking. Anyway, here's the episode on...Shapes. In this episode - David set up his new burrow. Giovanni presses buttons. Tess has shape-based nostalgia. Greg explains sword logic. As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you wa...
2022-03-2255 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerRacingHey listeners... we know in the last episode we said we wanted a normal, regular episode. And maybe Beige wasn't quite standard for us. In fact, maybe it was an overcorrection - Beige was too normal of an episode. In response, here's a normal episode that's the normal amount of normal. That sentence makes sense, we promise. Welcome to the Racing episode! In this episode - David discovers the secret of his namesake. Giovanni becomes a dog - it's all sinking in now. Tess gets distracted. Greg delivers the State of the Union As always, a huge, h...
2022-03-081h 02
Left Trigger Right TriggerBeigeListeners! Thank you to everyone who showed up for our annual 24-hour charity stream! A huge thank you to everyone who donated! Because of your contributions we raised over $4,200 for MaineTransNet! The charity campaign will be open until the end February, so if you want to add donations you can still do so right here. This episode is Beige. No hot takes or bits here, just take the beige pill and vibe to the beige noise. Featuring a performance by special guest Tom Waits. In this episode - Giovanni is beige. David is beige. Tess is beige. G...
2022-02-2253 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerMotionHey everyone! We have a super important announcement - it's once again time for our annual 24-hour charity stream!! This year we'll be streaming to benefit MaineTransNet! MaineTransNet is a community based organization led by transgender people, for transgender people. They serve Maine's trans community in a ton of different ways, including support groups, transgender competency training, and advocacy work. We're so excited to support them with this year's stream! You're going to want to tune to twitch.tv/lefttriggerrighttrigger on Saturday, February 19 at 10 AM ET and stick around until Sunday, February 20 at 10 AM ET. Oh and just like...
2022-02-081h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerModFolks, it's taken a lot of work from a lot of community members, but the "Better Show" mod has been updated to function with the latest version of LTRT. This new, improved mod includes the following features: Added 6 hosts with revamped romance options (including a fully fleshed-out Travis!) 200+ new tangents about topics that aren't video games. Reduced background noise and mouth sounds from all hosts. Fixed several typos and incorrect uses of "whom." Expanded post-show "End Bit" with tons of activities for long-time listeners. Added English language translation for Giovanni. In this Mod - Giovanni claims ownership over any and...
2022-01-251h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerClownFolks... we're not here to clown on our listeners, but let's just say - the next episode we release is gong to have some big shoes to fill! (HONK HONK) --that's the sound our nose makes... this is uh... this is the 'Clown' episode. In this episode - Giovanni takes a gig entertaining at children's parties. Tess has useful advice for clowns looking to improve their resumes. Greg discusses the insidious influence of Stephen King. David doesn't talk about the wasps, like at all. As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your suppor...
2022-01-1155 min
Left Trigger Right Trigger2021Listeners - here we are at the end 2021. As we've done since 2017, here is our very special episode to send off the year and greet the new year with renewed energy. These episodes always turn into a bit of a therapy session for your four co-hosts, and this year is no exception. We get honest, and open up about some of the issues we've faced over the last twelve months. Also we need $250,000 on Patreon in order to take out a New York Times ad. Thank you in advance for helping get us there. In this episode...
2021-12-281h 00
Left Trigger Right TriggerVoiceVoice - the medium on which this and so many other types of content depend. It has the power to soothe and anger, sway and shame, enrapture and condemn. Also sometimes it causes ASMR, along with some like... crinkly plastic? Unfortunately for you, dear listeners, this episode only briefly delves into mukbang territory. This is "Voice" - we hope you enjoy! In this episode - Giovanni does his best Bubsy impression. David tells you about his favorite store on the citadel. Tess has a hard time saying colors. Greg is replaced with his vocal understudy, Grag.
2021-12-141h 08
Left Trigger Right TriggerSurpriseListeners, we have a question for you: what is a surprise? Well, if you're Greg, the answer is "lying." Are lies surprises? Can the truth ever be a surprise? These are the questions we gloss over in favor of discussing the storied career of Bradley Whitford. "Surprise!" In this episode - David gets tired of leaks. Giovanni is shocked by defying genre conventions. Tess evangelizes the egg rabbit. Greg lies over and over. As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you want to become a...
2021-11-3059 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerNatureListeners - please know that we are not exaggerating when we tell you that this is one of the best 3/4ths of an episode we've ever released. This episode is full thoughtful insights into our relationship to nature as creators, game players, and humans in general. But, it is the nature of the scorpion to sting - and that is exactly what Greg does to the last 1/4th of this episode. This is 'Nature.' Please enjoy. In this episode - Tess reflects on the colonial mindset toward nature reflected in media. Giovanni probes the limits of n...
2021-11-161h 02
Left Trigger Right TriggerMetroidvaniaSorry, listeners. You're going to have to attempt this episode again after you've acquired the EARS upgrade. You could try to brute force it but it's really much easier once you have EARS. In this 'Metroidvania' episode - Greg opens the show with the longest joke we've ever heard. David succeeds at the metroidvania of life. Giovanni has bad opinions on Hollow Knight. Tess is away - laying low across county lines until the heat dies down. As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If yo...
2021-11-021h 05
Left Trigger Right TriggerJump Scares feat. Andrew Zucosky........... .... ..... ..... ...... .... .... .... ................ ....... ....... ........ BOO! HA! Did that-? No, that didn't scare you? Ah well. Guess it's difficult to create a jump scare through text. LISTENERS - This is the 'Jump Scares' episode! Special guest Andrew Zucosky joins us once again for the kind-of-scary season! In this episode - Giovanni starts some unwelcome discourse. David shows off all his limbs. Tess discusses her past levitations. Greg might've invented a game. Andrew shows us his haunted...
2021-10-191h 11
Left Trigger Right TriggerWeddingsListeners... you come to this podcast on the day we talk about Marriage 'Weddings' and ask us to commit to the bit? Well okay we'll commit to the bit. But because we want to - not because you asked us. In this episode - LTRT GETS AUDITED. Giovanni pays down a dowry. Tess wishes weddings were a little more... dramatic. David discusses some sad wedding proposals. Greg officiates a wedding in Among Us. As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you want to become a...
2021-10-051h 02
Left Trigger Right TriggerMathListeners! If David has 49 apples that each sell for a dollar and Greg has 23 dollars, how much will Tess charge them to smash all the apples while Giovanni films it in slow-motion? Turn in your answers in the form of a podcast review. You have just about one hour! This is the "Math" episode! If you're a math person you'll probably have several complaints to tweet at us. It's ok, we're expecting it. In this episode - Giovanni multiplies himself ten million times. Dave blasts some math (hardcore). Greg relives the 2020 Presidential election for literally no...
2021-09-211h 04
Left Trigger Right TriggerJobsListeners! The days have gone down in OOGOOST, now is the time to sell your labor in exchange for fiat. Welcome to the "Jobs" episode! In this episode - Giovanni explains the gap in his resume. David bemoans the pains of perma-lancing. Greg regrets his career choices. Tess struggles in the gig economy. As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you want to become a patron (and get access to some exclusive podcasts) you can sign up at patreon.com/LTRT. If you don't ha...
2021-09-071h 02
Left Trigger Right TriggerMushroomOOGOOST ENDOORES Episode two of Double-O August 2021 spreads its spores over over your unwary audio devices. Keep this episode in a damp, warm place and let the deep thoughts of our hosts spread through your supple brains. This is the "Mushroom" episode! Greg asks if Thanos is a mushroom. David wonders how many people have perished attempting to recreate Mario's diet. Giovanni churns up the fetid underbrush. Tess isn't on mic but she's definitely extending a rhizome through the soil. As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the...
2021-08-2456 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerCo-opTHE SCOOURGE OOF DOOUBLE-O AUGUST RETOORNS! Welcome listeners to our annual exploration of words that go "oo." This year, we're kicking off this very special month with "Co-op," a word that means many things but mostly seems to mean you can grief your friends in ways they never expected. We hoope yoou enjooy! In this episode: Greg sees some startling images in his mirror. David realizes he can no longer accept the milk of human kindness. Giovanni makes us all enemies of the coming robot uprising. Tess gets comeuppance for all the times she trolled h...
2021-08-101h 01
Left Trigger Right TriggerRobotAutomation Protocol Initiated - Robot Episode Engaged. Alert - this episode is a prequel to the upcoming LTRT special "Double-O August (aka OOGOOST). Engage your auditory devices to comprehend the following: Proposal 01 - Tess // "What is the Metropolis of videogames?" // Proposal 02 - Giovanni: // "Why are Robots never the protagonist?" Proposal 03 - David // "Why do Robots have two legs?" Proposal 04 - Gregory // "Who is a Robot?" Reminder protocol: Provide funds at patreon.com/LTRT. Consume media using the links twitch.tv/lefttriggerrighttrigger and YouTube Direct social media inquiries to...
2021-07-2755 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerHeatHey everyone! Boy it's a hot one out there and this episode is no exception! Welcome to Left Trigger Right Trigger, your video game book club! The hottest podcast to hit your ears since Serial Fullmetal Bazinga. It's a regular podcast that you can listen to with ease and comfort. During our "NOW PLAYING" section, things get a little... heated. Ted explains how he learned to hotwire cars. Horatio makes us all a nice organic, foraged snack. Jackson gets in debt to the mob, and Kayla... well, you all saw what happened to Kayla. Then we...
2021-07-1355 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerFifth Annual Father's Day Dadstravaganza: Expedia Dot Com Comma The Classic Duel Monsters Card Brackets: in Minecraft Close BracketsTake a seat kids, your dad has some bad news. You might've overheard some of my conversations but... I've lost my job at the banana factory. Look, things might be a little difficult soon. What's that? Why'd the fire me from the banana factory? Well because I kept throwing out the bent ones. --- LISTENERS - welcome to The Fifth Annual Left Trigger Right Trigger Father's Day Dadstravaganza: Expedia Dot Com Comma The Classic Duel Monsters Card Brackets: in Minecraft Close Brackets!!! Giovanni proposes a Dad Game for The Ages. Tess invents weeb dads. David r...
2021-06-2955 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerSafetyBefore engaging with this episode please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened and your helmets are comfortably seated on your heads. This is the "Safety" episode! Greg demonstrates how his limbs fly off. Giovanni makes jokes for 90's kids again (for no reason). David learns about old popsicle commercials. Tess is away this episode (for safety reasons). As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you want to become a patron (and get access to some exclusive podcasts) you can sign up at patreon...
2021-06-151h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerWeatherLTRT is performed in front of a live studio audience. LIVE FROM THE OUTDOOR DOME IT'S LEFT TRIGGER RIGHT TRIGGER (presented by Tyler Perry Studios*) - TONIGHT - JAMIE KENNEDY - GIOVANNI'S SCARY WEATHER - HOT, HOT GAME NEWS - DAVID FLAMM CATCHES LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE - NEW YORK CITY MAYORAL CANDIDATE SWAMP DRIZZLE - BLOOD PACTS WITH GREGORY - TOP TEN WEATHER - TESS'S CENTRIST WEATHER FORECAST - AND MUSICAL GUESTS: ROGER ...AND JERRY?? As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you w...
2021-06-0153 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerGuideJust in time for hot gamer summer we're here to guide you to... Guides? It's the Guide episode, brought to you by friend of the show Lily from Jam Eater Records & Jam Eater Gaming. Royalties* will be paid out in the form of crunchyroll subscriptions. Thanks, Lily! In this episode: Giovanni turns his keyboard into a talkbox. David reads the youtube comments (and regrets it). Greg contracts V-lung. Tess recounts the history of the inner sphere. As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you w...
2021-05-181h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerCamera feat. Asher SilvermanListeners - pull yourselves away from New Pokémon Snap - we've got a special guest and a nice new episode to "focus" on... get it? Like a camera focus...? Asher Silverman of Gender Revel joins us for this episode on the topic of Camera. In this episode: Asher sparks a heated discussion. David waves off the paparazzi. Giovanni takes explicit photos. Greg stares menacingly into the camera. Tess does their best Professor Oak voice. Check out all of Asher's art at gender_revel on instagram As always, a huge, huge thank you to...
2021-05-041h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerWrestlingListeners... All we have to say is, this episode will SHOCK the WORLD because it is none other than the SHOCK MASTER Wrestling... episode. And what would an episode be with approximately seven minutes of discussion about Mega Construx? In this episode: Giovanni does some good flips. Tess takes some bumps like a real jobber. David gets slammed on the apron (the hardest part of the ring). Greg retains the championship belt. As always, a huge, huge thank you to our patrons. Your support means the world to us. If you want to become a p...
2021-04-2056 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerMapListeners, you'll be happy to know that we only spend a few minutes making jokes about NFTs in this episode. We could have done so much more. Really so much more. In this episode: Giovanni, Tess, and David make like 90 jokes about the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Greg introduces a new segment called Tummy Time. All of your hosts ponder which Crash Bandicoot character would buy an NFT. It's a trip all around - you'll be glad you brought your Map! Please give us a follow over at twitch.tv/lefttriggerrighttrigger, where we're mixing some tunes in...
2021-04-0659 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerStaminaListeners! The bits are hefty! The insights are high impact! The jokes are... aerobic. This is the Stamina episode. Sorry about the burps... In this episode: Giovanni finds the ultimate stamina bar. David slams a Monster Energy Drink. Greg figures out how to fix live-service games. Tess finally puts the souls-like debate to rest. Please give us a follow over at twitch.tv/lefttriggerrighttrigger, where we're mixing some tunes in Fuser and trying to smooch the Pope in Crusader Kings III! If you want to catch up on past streams you can find them over on...
2021-03-231h 05
Left Trigger Right TriggerLanguageOkay everyone, let's have a real talk here. We looked at the aftermath of the Cow episode and decided, "we can't do this every episode" so we tried to pick a topic that was a little more serious and a little less ripe for bits and riffing. And this episode on "Language" delivers some some real insights on the topic. We also did a 10 minute bit about how Beedle from Breath of the Wild might be the final antagonist of Hitman. We hope you enjoy! In this episode: David rekindles a longstanding anime feud. Greg learns how...
2021-03-091h 00
Left Trigger Right TriggerCow feat. Tom ZalatnaiHey everyone - you're amazing! Because of your generosity, the Annual LTRT 24-Hour Charity Stream raised over $6,400.00 for The Florence Project! That's more than we raised in the last three years combined! We are absolutely, absurdly grateful to everyone who donated and everyone who came by to support us. But, the fundraising isn't quite done yet! Everyone who signs up to our Patreon in February will have their donation forwarded to The Florence Project! If you've got a buck or two to spare and want to help support the show you can do that over at patreon.co...
2021-02-231h 04
Left Trigger Right TriggerProtagonistTwo very important announcements up front! The Annual LTRT 24-Hour Charity Stream will happen on Saturday, Feb 20th at 10 a.m. ET! All funds will benefit The Florence Immigrant and Refugee Rights Project! Join us at twitch.tv/lefttriggerrighttrigger as we play 24 of our favorite games from 2020! LTRT is now on Patreon! If you have a dollar or two and want to support us you can do so over at patreon.com/LTRT. All funds we receive in February will also be donated to The Florence Project as part of our 24 hour stream! ...
2021-02-091h 00
Left Trigger Right TriggerToneWelcome to Left Trigger Right Trigger, the Sufjan Stevens Podcast about Sufjan Stevens and starring 1) Sufjan Stevens 2) Isaac Brock 3) Sufjan Stevens (again) and 4) A Youth Pastor or Something. As we do every episode on LTRT, the Sufjans convene to discuss an important theme throughout videogames. This time, it's Tone! You won't believe the lengths we go to in order to avoid saying the phrase ludonarrative dissonance. Sufjan explains why the 50 States Project isn't finished. Isaac growls for a bit. Sufjan (the other one) explains why capitalism is bad. The Youth Pastor talks about how he broke up...
2020-07-141h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerPhysicsThis episode of LTRT comes to us from listener Alex McCrady! Thanks so much for the suggestion! Physics: it makes the world go round and makes games possible (Probably? Maybe?? None of us know science!). Giovanni discusses the difficulty of moving his legs. Dave questions control and standards. Colin reads a product review from 2000. Greg tries to tie it all together but plays The Incredible Machine instead. Quarantine is on and we've been doing some streams over on twitch.tv/lefttriggerrighttrigger. In fact we just hit affiliate status (by accident. Oops!) so come by and c...
2020-05-0559 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerRhythmGet ready to feel the rhythm feel the rhyme in this episode of LTRT! Special guest Clippy joins us for a truly hellacious episode. Giovanni discusses talks about an old game no one has heard of. Greg gets roasted and leaves the show. Dave beatboxes and has restless leg syndrome. Colin fails a job interview. If you feel like it, why not take a moment to give us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts? You can also follow us on twitter @LTRTCast or over on the Left Trigger Right Trigger Facebook Page Games discussed in...
2020-03-101h 00
Left Trigger Right Trigger2019Another page turns on the calendar, another year fades to memory, another episode of LTRT for your eager ears. Join us as we look back at 2019 think about everything that has happened this in videogames this year. Make sure you stay after the credits for a secret announcement about the next episode. If you like this show then we'd really appreciate if you take a moment to give us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts. You can also follow us on twitter @LTRTCast or over on the Left Trigger Right Trigger Facebook Page Games d...
2019-12-1758 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerAdulthoodDouble-O August rolls on - thank you everyone for your football drawings! When the guardian is away, the podcast hosts will play. Colin is away on this episode, so Greg, Dave, and G take this opportunity to talk about Destiny for 20 minutes before diving into some truly introspective discussion. Dave reveals the inner mechanical workings of this podcast. G continues his tirade against Gooigi. Greg continues to court sponsors, such as "the bad ginger ale." You have three days to continue sending us your football drawings on our Twitter (@LTRTCast) and on the LTRT Facebook Pa...
2019-08-2758 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerChildhoodRejooice and despair, gentle listeners, for Doouble-O August has returned! Take a breath and let loose as we return, oonce again, to the woorst bit we've ever created. If it wasn't clear, every episode released this month will only have topics with two Os in them. Why? We honestly can't remember. Join us, won't you, as our group therapy session takes us on a journey through our childhoods. Giovanni reveals his past activities as a youthful hooligan. Dave admits to playing games when he should've been studying, because all the cool kids were doing it. Co...
2019-08-131h 01
Left Trigger Right TriggerNintendo 64 feat. Jeremy KaplowitzThe 64th episode of LTRT means we take a deep dive into everyone's favorite numerically-named console: the Nintendo 64 (take that Microsoft). We're joined by special guest Jeremy Kaplowitz: Editor-in-Chief of Hard Drive, Host of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Show, and Campaign Manager for the Ace Watkins Presidential Campaign. Tune in for a meandering discussion on all things Nintendo 64. Dave laments the lost mascot platformers of days past. Greg insists on playing slappers only. Giovanni sells us all on that one Star Fox game no one remembers liking. Colin makes some weird point about neoliberalism. Jeremy w...
2019-07-301h 08
Left Trigger Right TriggerUnpopular feat. Andrew HendersonWhat's better than four hosts on this show? Four hosts PLUS a special guest! Andrew (@arhenderson) from fellow videogame podcast Debate This! joins the LTRT crew for a full hour of spicy takes and unpopular opinions. It's our most controversial and unpopular episode yet! Andrew walks us through how we can accidentally kill god using the power of friendship. Greg hates on every 90s kids' favorite Legend of Zelda game. Dave tries to redeem Anthem. Giovanni mourns the loss of BossKey Studios. Colin has eels on the mind. You can hear more of Andrew's hot takes by su...
2019-03-261h 24
Left Trigger Right TriggerFighting feat. Tom LaffertyREMINDER: LTRT WILL BE AT PODCON JAN 19-20! WE'LL BE SHARING A TABLE WITH OUR FRIENDS AT THE ONCE AND FUTURE NERD - COME GIVE US A HIGH FIVE! NOW BACK TO THE SHOW NOTES WE KEEP GETTING WARNINGS ABOUT. We have a special guest who, for once, actually knows what they're talking about. Colin questions the validity of a console, Giovanni eases into the fray, Dave wishes for a more wistful and personal fight, and Greg mentions something else entirely. If you'd like to start training for your next bout, why not follow us on...
2019-01-151h 10
Left Trigger Right TriggerBeginningsREMINDER: LTRT WILL BE AT PODCON JAN 19-20! WE'LL BE SHARING A TABLE WITH OUR FRIENDS AT THE ONCE AND FUTURE NERD - COME GIVE US A HIGH FIVE! NOW BACK TO THE SHOW NOTES YOU KNOW AND LOVE. It was the year 3019 and President Gex was in the middle of his 14th consecutive term in office. Staring out the window of the Oval Office, sipping termite bourbon from an ancient crystal tumbler, he watched the rain patter against the glass and grew nostalgic. His finely honed software-driven mind began to wander to where his journey to of...
2019-01-011h 04
Left Trigger Right Trigger2018BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: LTRT WILL BE AT PODCON JAN 19 - 20! WE'LL BE SHARING A TABLE WITH OUR FRIENDS AT THE ONCE AND FUTURE NERD - COME SAY HI! NOW ON WITH THE SHOW NOTES. Congratulations listeners! We've made it to the last LTRT episode of 2018. And what an odd year it's been, since literally no games have come out. As you can imagine, it's been unbelievably complicated to create a video game podcast when there just aren't any dang new games to talk about. Hopefully 2019 will be a little better. Tune in as Giovanni climbs a mountain, Dave pl...
2018-12-181h 07
Left Trigger Right TriggerTragedyWelcome to the spiritual sequel to our comedy episode: a spoilerific episode on "Tragedy!" Join your tragically flawed hosts as they attempt to suss out the struggles and successes of tragic games. Greg spoils a game moment that has been around for decades. Giovanni reveals a hidden tragic ending that never came to be. Colin lives for the BBC serials that end in tragedy. Dave examines the tragedy that is Josef Fares. Please feel free to send us your cathartic insights into tragedy over on our Facebook and Twitter. We're accepting rolling submissions for ironic tragedies in the...
2018-11-201h 00
Left Trigger Right TriggerComedyWELCOME, BELOVED LISTENERS, TO THE LEFT TRIGGER RIGHT TRIGGER COMEDY HOUR. Tonight's very special episode features all an all star cast of comedic players, here to tickle your funny bone on the topic of "Comedy." Master of Ceremonies Dave immediately supplants the regular host in making this the funniest episode of LTRT on this particular topic. Contact juggler Giovanni warms up the crowd with this jokes about scooters (and maybe dead children? It's hard to say). Infamous magician's assistant Colin discusses what it was like in the secret diablo basement. World renowned clown impersonator Greg brings his tragic-comedic stylings...
2018-11-061h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerDisempowerment feat. Andrew ZucoskyWelcome to a vaguely spooky episode of Left Trigger Right Trigger. Slightly scary guest Andrew Zucosky joins your hosts to discuss "Disempowerment," a word that may not actually exist. And how appropriate, dear listeners, because is there anything as ambiguously eerie as the plausible deniability of existence? Tune in as Andrew gushes over anything approximating a tentacle. Greg talks about his jaws that bite, his claws that catch. Giovanni says he's not going to talk about something and then totally talks about it. Colin discovers they're powered by blood. Dave pitches a phenomenal crossover hit of a g...
2018-10-231h 07
Left Trigger Right TriggerAdvertisementsThis episode of Left Trigger Right Trigger was made possible by our sponsors - Mountain Dew and Hale & Hearty Soups. Advertisements: they surround us, embrace us, become the content of our very minds. Advertising makes the world go round - shout out to our tertiary sponsor Rand McNally. "Rand McNally: Wherever you are, that's a place." Where there is profit to be made, advertising is sure to follow. Tune in as your hosts discuss the ups and downs of sponsored content (brought to you by Little Tikes Brand Seesaws: "Little Tikes - Every Child Gets t...
2018-10-091h 02
Left Trigger Right TriggerBonus Episode: Fullmetal Bazinga Premiere - The Conjugal ConfigurationSURPRISE loyal LTRT listeners! Here's a very special episode of our newest show: Fullmetal Bazinga. We hope you like it - if you do, why not go over and subscribe to that feed? There's already a piping hot new episode waiting for you to enjoy. On with the description! Welcome to the premiere episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: A Real Show for Humans and Other Sentient Beings. We invite you to join us every week as we seek the truth behind the cultural touchstone known as "The Big Bang Theory." In this episode, we b...
2018-09-2835 min
Left Trigger Right TriggerCommunicationWe're not the great communicators that we used to be, apparently. However, that won't stop us from discussing "Communication" in this episode of LTRT. Giovanni hints at potentially joining a cult. Colin talks about how much they love screaming. Dave tries to stop this whole situation from blowing up. Greg courts a new sponsor for this podcast. AS THE PROPHECIES FORETOLD, A SPECIAL NEW SHOW WILL APPEAR IN YOUR PODCAST FEED LATER THIS WEEK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Make sure to like us on Facebook to get all the latest communiqués from your LTRT ho...
2018-09-251h 00
Left Trigger Right TriggerCartoonsThat magical time of year is upon us again: Double-O August returns, bringing with it a whole bunch of topics to delight and confuse. This is the month in which your hosts refuse to talk about anything that doesn't contain a double-o, so we hope you like it? "Cartoons" leads off this holy month, so make sure to tune in and listen to Greg get frustrated with babies. Giovanni defends his strange addiction. Dave teaches everyone how to audio-bend. Colin describes his obsidian hippo. MAKE SURE TO STICK AROUND AFTER THE EPISODE FOR THE PREMIERE OF LTRT: A...
2018-08-141h 04
Left Trigger Right TriggerBetaIn celebration of No Man's Sky's final launch out of its Beta phase and into the full fledged game it was meant to be, your hosts at LTRT have put together this show on the subject of "Beta." While thee inventory management simulator NMS has finally turned into the game it was meant to be, that isn't the case for other games caught in a perpetual Beta state. Giovanni explores how Betas just ruin games forever. Greg asks important questions about the role Betas play in esports. Colin makes reference to Le Internationale, but doesn't follow through. Dave settles...
2018-07-311h 03
Left Trigger Right TriggerVacationVacation: all you ever wanted? Vacation, *had* to get away? These are the big questions we ask on this episode of LTRT. Vacation Dave takes everyone on a pleasure cruise through this relaxed, Island Time centered episode. Grab your drink and feel that banana wind as we explore Vacations both literal and metaphorical. Dave takes us to a bougie, but comfortable tourist resort. Colin smashes that shit apart in his personalized va-kaiju-ation. Giovanni takes us on a delightful gay-cation. Greg brings us home with more of a stay-cation experience. You can send us your favorite vacation beverages on Facebook and Twitte...
2018-07-031h 10
Left Trigger Right TriggerMMODon your best raid gear, fill up that cup of mountain dew, and cancel your plans because it's time for LTRT's MMO episode. In honor of MMOrial Day, your hosts have gathered to see just how many times they can raid wipe before they finally get sick of each other. Greg tanks like no one's business. Dave definitely has that DPS covered. Giovanni goes to jail for laundering money through the gold farm economy. Colin will not stop blasting his favorite Hoobastank song into the mic. It's the true MMO experience, in podcast form! If you're feeling up to it, y...
2018-05-221h 05
Left Trigger Right TriggerCustomizationThis episode is just what you've been looking for: a hand-crafted, artisanal, small-batch podcast containing locally sourced hosts and ethically harvested jokes. Enjoy your fully personalized auditory experience as the boys cover the wide-ranging topic of "Customization" in games. Colin weighs the pros and cons of destroying the sun. Dave freeboots over 1,000 Dry Bones mods for various games. Greg sneezes and just like, doesn't even try to cover his mouth? Like he just does it uninhibited and acts like it's not even a big problem. Giovanni replaces his skeleton with iron rods. He's really the only one who does much...
2018-05-081h 11
Left Trigger Right TriggerPeripheralsDear listeners, it's time to start plugging things in! Get out yer old Guitar Hero controller. Fire up the GunCon. Bust out that Wonderbook. "Peripherals" are the topic of this episode. Dave discusses the worst massage he's ever had. Greg talks about the dangers of letting moose into your arcade. Colin thinks immersion is dead. Giovanni discusses the various games that can be played with balls. Make sure you tune in for this one. And as a reminder, you'll only receive the full LTRT experience if you plug your phone into the official LTRT Edition of the W I D...
2018-04-241h 08
Left Trigger Right TriggerEducationQuick and important announcement: LTRT is turning one year old! In celebration of getting away with this aural crime for a full year, we will be doing a 24-hour livestream to raise money for Child's Play on February 24th! We'll be live at https://www.twitch.tv/lefttriggerrighttrigger from 10 a.m. 2/24 to 10 a.m. 2/25 (that's Eastern time, btw.) Give a few dollars and spend part of your weekend with us as we become increasingly delirious and strange. It's for the kids! With that, we hope you enjoy our very romantic Valentine's Day episode about that lusty topic, "Education." Dave tells us...
2018-02-131h 15
Left Trigger Right TriggerBooksThe hellacious "joke" of Double-O August continues, this time covering the topic of "Books." Books: what are they? How do people use them? How can they be stopped? These are all terrible questions that go unanswered in this (very quiet) episode, recorded on-location in a library (SHHH!!). Rather than provide practical advice on how to defend yourself from rogue librarians, the hosts cover essential talking points when discussing Books in the context of video games. Greg admits to reading novelizations of Magic: The Gathering and everyone just lets it slide. Colin talks about Spawn: The Movie for...
2017-08-151h 01Left Trigger Right TriggerLootStrap in for the launch of "Double-O August," (Augoost?) a special month full of topics with two Os in them. "Why are they doing this?" you might ask, to which we will reply "Doon't yoou mean, 'why are they dooing this?'" We're kicking off this "moonth" with a discussion on "Loot." Greg goes over some of the pitfalls of the "Loot 'n Shoot" genre. Giovanni talks about how we can get trapped in a loot loop. Dave divulges his addiction to Diablo 3. Colin just wants to invite you over for a meal or whatever you need...
2017-08-0157 minLeft Trigger Right TriggerE3Dave and Greg are going to E3! Follow LTRT on Twitter for all our updates during "The Wrestlemania of Video Games." The Electronic Entertainment Expo hangs over us like the Sword of Damocles. Listen in as the boys discuss memorable moments from past expos and try to draw life lessons from years of watching the biggest (and weirdest) video game event of the year. What treasures (horrors?) will E3 2017 gift (unleash upon?) the world? Monopoly for the Nintendo Switch? A reboot of the Kane & Lynch Franchise? Digital Pogs? Shenmue Four?? There's only a little cynicism in this...
2017-06-061h 07