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LUKEHANDLUKEHANDSlip, slop, slap/Charles Dickens/Charlie bit meSlip, slop, slap/Charles Dickens/Charlie bit me2025-01-2402 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDAnnus horribilis - 2024 Year in ReviewA clear eyed look back at the year that was for 2024. Let’s face it - it’s been an annus horribilis.2024-12-2110 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND“Jude,” lactose, fruit breadWorld peace now. (Although, it’s not fashionable to wish for ‘peace’ anymore. The activist set are having a backlash against ‘peace.’ Thats a yt liberal thing now apparently. It’s fashionable now to want ‘justice’ more than or instead of or as well as ‘peace.’ Call me old fashioned, but I still think that ‘peace’ would be a fine thing.)2024-04-1007 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND🇦🇺 🍞🤏Pinching a loaf. Jussie smollett was innocent of faking a race hate crime. Citroen. Win an iPad.2024-01-0404 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDThe Carrier Bag Theory of Fiction - Ursula K. Le Guin (1986)A reading of The Carrier Bag Theory of Fiction by Ursula K. Le Guin (1986). I assume this is allowed to be read and shared like this. Hope so! It's amazing. PDF link: https://theanarchistlibrary.org/mirror/u/uk/ursula-k-le-guin-the-carrier-bag-theory-of-fiction.pdf2023-12-2819 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDWho’s clapping?Boop 👈🏻2023-11-0401 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDYou seriously cant say anything these days (+ 🎵 “do you dare me?” IDM track! Completely FREE!) 🎁 💿You seriously cant say anything these days (+ 🎵 “do you dare me?” IDM track! Completely FREE!) 🎁 💿2023-10-1813 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDRelatable😏2023-08-0500 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDThe Germans have a word for it (i.e. - ‘es’)🤡🤥🍅🇩🇪🐳🔮🪐🎶2023-07-0903 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDBin EveDon’t call it “Bin night” if your bins are collected in the AM. Call it “Bin Eve”. Warrnambool is one of the few Victorian LGAs that collect waste in the PM - so I’m fine to keep calling it “bin night”.2023-06-1608 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDA few facts (30/05/2023)…2023-05-3005 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDBondedhttps://music.apple.com/au/album/spraying-scomo-likes-the-sharks-single/16865466832023-05-1005 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDSprayingCheck out my great song!2023-04-2901 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDI’m not saying he loves eating guano🦇 💩2023-04-0503 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDNot Aloud to Call It ‘Kaffir’ NemoreA reminder that it’s not ‘kaffir’ anymore. They changed it. It’s the current year - don’t be “thAT guY” still calling it ‘kaffir’!2023-04-0205 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDThe plumbing non-issue🚽2023-03-1401 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDAITA?😊🌊💕😳😔⌛️🤞🏻🚊🕊️🙊🫂🥰🤦🏻‍♂️😉🤲🏻🤕😏🙏😆☀️🙄😇🤙🏻🤔◻️❤️👍🏻🍿😮🥹2023-03-1105 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDIs ‘yueberquidessed’ a word?B side: Milk powder craving.2023-03-0201 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDShut the front doorBants.2023-02-2303 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDNSFW - 15 Minutes?? ⏳https://www.mamamia.com.au/sophie-cachia-oral-sex/?utm_source=mailchimp&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=subscriber-weekly&mc_cid=65fbb9e9c6&mc_eid=c2d6fd3cdf2023-02-1802 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDSmashed avocado three ways 🥑 🫓Take my life.. please.2023-02-1204 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDGhost cow👻 🐄2023-02-0400 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDSlapstick ep💁2023-01-2904 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDHow am I so groovy? / Road-rage isn’t hot🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍐🍐🍊🍋🫐🫐🍓🍇🍉🍉🍌🍈🍒🥝🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐�2023-01-1802 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDBawling cinephilesSaw a woman naked. Bawling cinephiles.2023-01-1205 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND🍏 🎭 ⚽️I’m not an Apple apologist // Vale Pele2022-12-3002 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND“Wee-orr” as a greeting, y/n? 👋 🚨💋2022-12-2703 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDXmas Luke-tacular!!Merry Christmas to those who celebrate.2022-12-2505 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDAward seasonYolo2022-12-2002 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDToilet humourI don’t get it.2022-12-1901 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDLitter gaffeI can only apologise and completely reverse my opinions as stated in this episode. I was wrong and I’m sorry. . . . (AND 👆🏻THAT is how you do an apology, ladies and other. Take complete ownership, explain what you’re doing immediately to change what you did or said, and - most importantly of all - actually use the words “I’m sorry.” So many public apologies _talk about apologising_ but do not include the words “I’m sorry.” It sounds simple because it is. That phrase - “I’m sorry” - is so important for victim-survivors or offended folx to be able to begin to forgive...2022-12-1812 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND🤬 NSFW - All the way home 🎵 / Equine athletesNuff said do you know what I mean? End of innit.2022-12-1401 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDA-side: Slurs / B-side: Whodunnit 📀Be a bit compassionate and use your words thoughtfully and take care not not upset others as much as possible with what you say. AKa- use some manners. Any questions, AMA. Cheers.2022-12-1301 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDNew shirt👚2022-12-1301 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDShut up, Luke (Part II)Bants2022-12-1206 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDProtein and the public ledgerZink zonk 🤖 😜2022-12-0102 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDPlayboy for the articles🐰 🐰 🍑2022-11-2402 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDNever had Covid // Vegan truantsKek2022-11-2104 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDCan’t say Anything // On Being the Nicest in the Friend GroupThe first time you were able and you had to do something about the situation you had in your mind and I think that was the first thing you said you had done to make sure that I didn’t do something that was going on with your mind that was not what I wanted you did to make you happy I didn’t think that was what I was going for but you were doing something to help you out I was just saying I didn’t know that I needed you and you didn’t know what you wanted a...2022-11-1603 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDTrain Derailment Near Geelong, 14 November 2022https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/derailment-to-cause-freight-havoc-as-heavy-rain-pounds-victoria-20221114-p5by5t.html2022-11-1402 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDKramer 🙃🚨 Contains re-run content!! 🚨2022-11-1305 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDTee hee hee 🙊V-A-G-I-N-A. Techno remix. Tee hee.2022-11-1001 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND‘Selfies’ are the New AutographsYeah pretty much.2022-10-2802 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDMostly Wear a Hat?Bants2022-10-2604 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDA-side: ‘BPA Free, baby.’ B-side: ‘Cruising Gay St.’https://maps.apple.com/?address=32%20Swinton%20St,%20Warrnambool%20VIC%203280,%20Australia&ll=-38.372660,142.451477&q=32%20Swinton%20St&_ext=EiYpkywWhEYwQ8Ax3lxqkEPOYUA5FVfwJyAvQ8BBHv0cbqHOYUBQAw%3D%3D&_mvs=CjYJ7qQBtMUvQ8AR6xsCB3POYUAZAABYzSXQKUAh1pxGFoiqR0ApEPOdO0BjA8AxAAAAAAAAAAASOAoXS2VubmVkeSBTdCAmIFN3aW50b24gU3QSEFdhcnJuYW1ib29sIENpdHkaC1dhcnJuYW1ib29s2022-10-2203 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDGOONS!!Wazzzzzuuuuuppp!!!!???2022-10-1905 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDThoroughly modern.Bants.2022-10-1402 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDHe’s over-corrected - and then it was “goodnight Vienna,” reallyI reckon he’s over-corrected and then it was “goodnight Vienna,” really2022-10-1204 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDYou are so annoying, LukeHeh2022-10-1204 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDThe City in the World with the Greatest Number of Daylight Hours be endured Under Lockdown… EVER!37.8 dongs into colons. / Dating. / The City in the World with the Greatest Number of Daylight Hours be endured Under Lockdown… EVER!2022-10-1104 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDTwofer!It’s a 10/10 twofer!2022-10-1009 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDMy Ultimate sex Fantasy. 📝 Luke Hand.My Ultimate sex Fantasy. 📝 Luke Hand 😳 I don’t know where I will be ranked on the Madonna-Whore Spectrum for this disclosure! 😬 I actually happen to think that my ultimate sex fantasy is actually pretty Vanilla. You know, in the grand scheme of these things. But then - in saying that, maybe it’s just that I’m a little bit more liberal than the everyman-between-the-sheets. Anyway! Without further adieu, let’s ‘crack the whip,’ as it were! Figuratively! 🏇 😉 I guess I would have to say that my ultimate sex fantasy would be the following session: * Cuddling on bed, fully dressed * Kissing * Undress...2022-10-1002 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND065 - RiversideLet’s get it on! / Bint at Safeways / Tower Hill snake / 3 letter name / Spur-winged Plovers.2022-10-0312 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDThe Queen epRight Royal bants.2022-09-1107 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDTomato Is a Flu“Don’t judge others just because they sin differently to you.”2022-08-2506 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDRAW…2022-08-1904 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDSpeech for my 40thSpeech rehearsal for my 40th in November2022-08-1104 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDOh you cow - I love that handbag!And that.2022-06-2503 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDDavid deep-diveEnjoy!2022-06-0503 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND062 - The One with the Controversial Transphobic BitTomato Is a Fruit cross-post!! 🚨 COFFEE live broadcast on Triple R FM. I can be very petty 1 (buried with the bottle). Weird people’s licence plates. I can be very petty 2 (industry frenemies affectionately call me “Tom” as in Tom Petty). Netflix sizzle reel application: the controversial transphobic chunk. Mugs outro.2022-05-2713 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDSiiiiike!!I have Covid 192022-04-3010 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDThree skitsHair past a freckle | Steven/“Steve and-” knock-knock | Time to get a new watch2021-12-2703 minTomato Is a FruitTomato Is a Fruit056 - LVIHousemate walk of shame, pre-covid. Out of French Onion dip. In stink. Sore left arm. Anti-mandate squad. “It just works!” Don’t tell a friend, don’t share on social - if you don’t want to! 🇦🇺🐨👍LUKEHAND: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lukehand/id1260332519Luke Hand Diary: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/luke-hand-diary/id1570320531Play 056 - LVI2021-10-0700 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDIvermectin & ClagVenn diagram of ivermectin-users and prep school Clag-eaters: 🟠2021-09-1906 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDThoughts on Parenting, Lighthouses, and the TalibanJoin me on my evening constitutional this Friday 16 July, 20212021-07-1604 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDOstrich-sizedMarch 475, 2020. Ostrich-sized. Hypothetical pasta punchline. Niche laundry life hack. “I [deregister croupier] can’t deal!” Helium Road 😗 🎶2021-06-1902 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDMarch 451st, 2020 😏Lost my asthma pump. 😒 Ran out of coffee. 😒 Gave flowers to a married womyn’s husband. 😒2021-05-2601 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDBells Tolling, “Leah”, and Lapping ShallowsExclusive podcast premiere of my new song ‘Leah (What I Should of Said)’ - buttressed on each side by field recordings taken today, 23 May 2021.2021-05-2303 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDSanitary Bin Susan and Four More on 5/5Sanitary Bin Susan and Four Other Segments on 5/5/21.2021-05-0509 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDThe Holy Bible. Genesis 1-16.Reading from The Holy Bible. The Old Testament. Genesis 1-16. 🙏🏻2021-05-021h 16LUKEHANDLUKEHANDAfterlife Hack“Corona” 🍻 | This day in music history | Afterlife hack | viva la super league | binaural rain2021-04-2204 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND36 Questions That Lead to LoveIn which you, dear listener, fall in love with me!2021-02-1412 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDNovember GratefulsThings for which I was grateful in the month of November, 2020.2020-12-1205 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDMwah (October Gratefuls)There’s no ‘t’ in ‘China.’ The Germans have a word for “it.”2020-12-1107 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDBad Ep - Recorded Before Having a Coffee (Sept ‘20 Gratefuls)Bad Ep - Recorded Before Having a Coffee (Sept ‘20 Gratefuls)2020-12-0909 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDLow Energy Ep - August 2020 GratefulsAugust 2020 Gratefuls. Pattern recognition. Sulk.2020-12-0905 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDJuly 2020 GratefulsJust the stuff I was grateful for each day in the month of July 2020.2020-12-0706 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDReasons to Be Cheerful, June 2020Things from each day of June 2020 that I was grateful for.2020-12-0606 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDFrom the Kitchen Sink - the May 2020 GratefulsWhich Luke Hand Painting Are You: https://www.instagram.com/ar/2981324345158152020-12-0611 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDThings I Was Grateful for on Each Day of April 2020Should have said “19th century baked onion recipe” - https://youtu.be/xV9spqCzSkQ And I said “March” instead of “April” at least once. Sorry about that.2020-12-0507 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDMarch 2020 GratefulsThings I was grateful for each day in March of 2020.2020-12-0406 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDThings I was grateful for in January 2020Grilling on the deck and chatting with you about things I was grateful for in January 2020.2020-12-0206 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDLuke’s Pick of the DayThanksgiving Spread | Listen to ‘David’s Pick of the Day’ - https://anchor.fm/potdpod | A little bit about myself | ISO hair ;)2020-11-1507 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDPhonebook Terms & ConditionsLuke reads the Terms & Conditions of Use page from the 2019/20 White Pages2020-10-2207 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDDamperLearn how to cook damper in your own home kitchen. Original recipes from: https://www.mabumabu.com.au/shop2020-09-0506 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDBody Temperature AnticsBants2020-08-0103 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDLaundrette MusingsShoplifting tips. Red Cross donations. Millennial of the week.2020-01-1207 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDSaturday, 28 Apr 20182018-04-2809 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDBirthday rpResidents only! 🚨 • 🚿 Mornnning!!! • > Jesus • 📆 • On this day in history • 🦂 • TGIF!! • 👔💼💾 • Happy birthday, Goo-goo!!2017-11-1709 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDTGIF!!!Morning! • 🚿 shower method • ☹️ • 💅🏻 • 🎵 Outro jingle......2017-09-1507 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND🧀 CHEESE!!! 😀😀 • Intro • Card one - desert island 🏝 • Card two - rude animals • 💔 • 👔💼😬 • 🙂 • The Beatles • 🍷🏞 • Real Friends • 🚶🏻🔥🏠🔥 • 🗣 • 🚴🏻⏪🚗 • Last 5ive cards!!!!!! 💳2017-09-1414 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND🍆🍆2017-07-2902 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDMondayitis_FINAL_v2_UPDATED.xlQ: Rise and grind? A: Yes, absolutely. • I’ve got Windows 10 on my work machine now • 🤒 • What animal in what environment was I probably as popular as today? Tune in!2017-07-2402 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDMondayitisQ: Rise and grind? A: Yes, absolutely. • I’ve got Windows 10 on my work machine now • 🤒2017-07-2401 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND“Too Easy,” huh?“Too easy,” huh? • “No problem,” huh?! • 💪🏻😬 Millennial dental care • 23 year old Kew man Blake Snowden is suing a soft serve ice-cream van over the…2017-07-1904 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDA nother day, a nother dollar.👔💼📊 • Re: Napoli • Back to the grind • PLEASE SIGN THE CODING PROJECT CHECKLIST SHEET!! • Nearly knock-off time! 👃🏻〰🍻🍾🍹2017-07-1803 minLUKEHANDLUKEHANDTomatoes@ mentioning Dr Frued!!! • Tomatos • Napoli method 🍝 • I boo-boo’d last night!! • 🥘 • The dinner was bad2017-07-1705 minLUKEHANDLUKEHAND001 - Day oneDANGER!! • Sun setting..2017-07-1602 min