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Pardon My UglyI Look Up To MeYou already know what time it is, me and ya girl Tiff B talm bout all the topic y'all been talm bout all week. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FreeLancin': (3:55) Prime Time brings Brittney Renner to meet his players (19:15) 60 Days In series on Netflix (38:25) New Black movies and great Black actors Tiff Takes Us To Trial: (1:05:45) Details behind the Juicy Smollet and Ahmaud Arbery Trials WrapUp: (1:36:05) What toxic traits are you attracted to? (1:43:25) Even in men's spaces, should they be mindful of their convos aro...2021-12-092h 01
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 39 - Stewing The P*$$Y in Chinese HerbsThis Week The Vixens discuss Bottle Etiquette (13:02), Bathhouse Etiquette (42:07), Barbershop Etiquette (55:30) and Door Answering Etiquette (1:13:04). Tune in for another week of good convo and hella laughs...--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-12-091h 50
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 38 - PissCapadesIn This Weeks Episode, The Vixens are Back from Holiday Break to tackle everything pop culture from Tami Roman (18:33) to Ye and Drake peacing it up for Larry Hoover (30:08), supporting Black Businesses (54:04) and peeing on concert goers (1:02). Would you date a man with a weird fetish??? And one of the Vixens discusses dating a man who actually enjoys being peed on...hmmmm... Grab your drinks and kick it with us another week of laughs and damn good times...--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-12-032h 07Pardon My UglyAzealia Winehouse WalkerJoooooeeeeeee, this was one for the books. Tiff and I ATTEMPTED to interview a sex worker.....it went left quick and only got worse as we were left confused as to what we were just apart of. The live audience loved it tho. Enjoy--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-12-031h 25
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 37 - Messy Boots ft Shawn Davenport and Tiff BThis Weeks Episode is a Vixen Memoirs, Why You So Insecure, Pardon My Ugly Mashup where we were joined by Shawn Davenport and Tiff B.. We discussed the latest episode of Insecure and what is considered "messy" when dealing with dating and exes... You're gonna need to take a couple shots for this one so throw some back and tune in for another week on this crazy ride!!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-11-231h 18
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 36 - Black Card RevokedThis Week was a light week for The Vixens, but we were still able to cover Blade vs Black Panther, Ashanti hold her own, Kyle's tears, Dababy's. Debacle, and is the relationship over once the police are called??? Grab and drink and kick it us with us for another week of laughs and great conversation--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-11-201h 16Pardon My UglyYou ain't know she was crraaazzzzyyy....deranged????You already know what time it is...... Me and ya gurl Tiff B out chere talm bout all the shit y'all be talm bout all week. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FreeLancin':(6:30) Dave gets canceled from his own HS, Sophia Urista pees on a fan on stage, and fetishes Topics: (15:48) Dealing with crazy BM/BD's (38:12) Is women's intuition real? (1:04:35) Relationship Revenge (1:18:01) Why do women hate when their men are into gaming? (1:23:40) Clearing the air with someone before they pass away--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-11-181h 41Pardon My UglyWyte TearzYou already know what time it is.....Me and Tiff B choppin it up about all the shit y'all been talm bout all week. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segments: (6:40) Kyle Rittenhouse trial (21:07) The age of accountability (39:50) Kanye on Drink Champs (1:09:40) Comparing Pro-sports to slavery (1:21:53) Scottie Pippen bitter AF (1:26:10) Insecure and single parenting--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-11-111h 48Pardon My UglyBlackHawk DownEeeeeyyyyy, you already know what time it is. Me and ya girl Tiff B out chere talm bout all this shit y'all talm bout this week. And it gets a lit heated this week too, but it's all ways all love between me and my sis. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (5:20) Black community could learn from the Queer community (13:35) Scottie......you stupid (30:20) Current NBA player calls out MJ, Bron, and Nike on silence on civil right in China (35:55) Henry Ruggs DUI accident (41:20) Jay-z salute Dame (52:03) Women say beards are make for...2021-11-042h 16
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 34 - Drugs & SquirtersThis Week the Vixens are Back with Everything Pop Culture from DC's rat problem to celebrities wanting to visit the hood. We talked about all the dope Halloween costumes, Howard University dorm problems, Dopesick, and squirting from sex toys. Grab a drink and join us for another week of debauchery and fun--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-11-031h 22Pardon My UglyHISStory of lies......Truth HurtsEeeeeyyyy, you already know what time it is. Me and ya girl Tiff B back to talk about errythang y'all been talm bout all week. And booooyyyy was y'all acting up out chere this past week!!! Let's get to it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Segments: (5:00) Michael Meyers cancelled (7:05) Blackhawk Down (13:07) Somebody got get Jada (42:40) Women give terrible advice to each other (59:25) CNN lies on Joe Rogan (1:17:33) AKA's vs Insecure/Amanda Seales (1:21:00) Restructuring college (1:23:45) Critical Race Theory--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-2021-10-282h 06
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 33 - Ghost Deonte'This Week the Vixens are back with Everything Pop Culture and we covered all the latest topics from the AKA's trippin to Alec Baldwin's guilt. In honor of Halloween, what are some of the elite scary movie franchises and would you ever have sex with a Ghost?? Take a shot and tune in for another week of foolery and fun with the Vixens!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-10-271h 51Pardon My UglyThe Proud PedoEeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, you already know...Me and Tiff talkin' bout errthang y'all been talm bout all week. Dave backlash, Krs-1 vs Kane, the Proud Pedophile, and more----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Segments:(4:53) Toxic Bae(10:48) Cancelling Dave(18:52) I don't mean to offend but.....(29:18) Verzuz(43:32) Defending Ben Simmons(56:44) The Proud Pedophile(1:15:50) Woman to Woman(1:36:15) You Played Yourself--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-10-211h 51Pardon My UglyToxic ParentsEeeeeyyyyyy, too geeked for this one. Me and Tiff back together in the same room for the 1st time since last summer. Plus we had some dope ass conversation and go into to some much need real talk about parents and toxicity as well as our usual non-sense. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Segments: (7:43) Former NBA Players accused of fraud(12:20) Kyrie controversy (22:55) Jon Gruden cancelled (35:30) The Purge/Chi-Town Edition (44:12) Santia Deck, Owner of Tronus shoes. 1st Black woman to own a shoe company (48:45) Daphne Sutton, Celebrid. Hero to all Men (1:00:45) Your significant other finishing Y'ALL TV series without you (1:07:00) Toxi...2021-10-141h 57
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 32 - Toy StoryThis week The Vixens were joined by fellow Vixens Shawn and Shondaolyn of the Vixen Novelties and Boutique. The Kinky Duo came to talk sex, toys, and all your sexy desires. We discussed everything from the critically acclaimed Rose (and critically acclaimed was by me) and the skin on Safaree's Anaconda. Grab your drinks and join us for a sexy good time when Vixens collide...--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-10-141h 30Pardon My UglyThrow Mama' From the TrainWhat's good folks, ya boy reporting to you live from Cell Block D cuz FB can't stop the grind.....#YaDig. Me and ya girl Tiff B here to chop it up about the hottest topics of the week. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segments: (7:15) Should men wash their hands before or after they piss? (12:25) Da Scoot Scoot and sex toys (23:10) Sorry for sleeping with you baby mom's (34:32) Why did Zuckerberg pull the plug? (42:06) Is Lil Nas X trollin' crossing the line? (49:10) Emotional Hogs (1:05:35) Women with toxic moth...2021-10-072h 05Pardon My UglyConversations Not for Mixed CompanyEeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy, Me and Tiff back again to talk about all the stuff y'all been talm bout all week. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segments: (6:15) You still playing Kelz music? (40:35) Would be better off if we would have stayed segregated? (58:50) Are you your TYPE'S type? (1:15:40) Why isn't the WNBA more popular amongst women? (1:27:38) Arlington Heights Bears? (1:43:30) Ground breaking at Obama Center--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-09-302h 06
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 30 - Working My Work HusbandThis week the Vixens cover everything hot topics from both Kelly's to Shad Moss' delusion of grandeur. This episode is a mailbag episode where we cover all the juicy topics from talking to new relationships with your ex, bailing on your lease (with your ex) and if you could ever get with your work husband...Grab a drink and tune in for another week of laughs and fu*k sh*t and foolery!!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-09-291h 48Pardon My UglyManSplaining - Rapper's Round TableI gathered several of my rapper friends to discuss the top artists in the game, their latest projects, what makes a great rapper, and where they rank them All-Time.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-09-252h 31Pardon My UglyBlaxican LoveEyyyyyyyyyy, you already know what time it is, Me and Tiff back for another week of unsolicited opinions about the week's hottest topics. This week, we welcome friend of the show, Lissette, as we discuss the relationship between Blacks and Mexicans Chicago plus a few other topics.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Segments:Intro(3:18) Black and Mexican relations in the Chi(59:50) Gender specific clothing(1:40:20) Treating your pets like people--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-09-231h 52
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoir Podcast 29 - This Is How We DoOn this weeks episode, the Vixens delve into everything happening in the culture from the Emmys to social media's biggest troll Lil Nas X. Has Drake reached Michael Jackson status and can JD really go toe to toe with Brother Love??? Make sure you tune in and buckle up for another crazy ride!!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-09-221h 52Pardon My UglyThe Virgo InquisitionEeeeeeyyyyy, you already know what time is it. Me and Tiff here to talk a lil' shit about all the hottest topics of the week. This week we're joined by 1 half of the Vixens Memoir Podcast, Mz.Krystal and she kick in the door cuttin' up!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segments: (9:42) Fat Joe apology (21:55) - Balenciaga's sagging pants (29:50) Ranking privilege (55:40) Do mean commit to relationships because they want to or have to? (1:09:05) Delving in to Lance's dating history/style--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-09-162h 18
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoir Podcast 28 ft Kitty - Joe A GoofyThis week the Vixens are joined by special guest Kitty to discuss everything pop culture from the Met Gala to the VMA's. Our special guest sheds some light on her experience with the dating pool with both men and women and her perspectives with each one. Grab a drank and join us for another crazy ride on the wild side.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-09-152h 10Pardon My UglyWhen The Gloves Come offEeeeyyyyyyy.....you already know what time it is. Me and Tiff back again to talk about the week's hottest topics and we're joined by 2 friends of the show, Sleepy and Ladi Lyke. We get into it about a hot topic in the PMU group, a lil' music talk, and we discuss some of our unpopular opinions. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segment: (0:00)Intro (7:35) Coercion rape (1:01:30) Hip Hop big dawgs drop albums (1:08:01) Grading performances - Vs themselves or the field (1:15:07) Hip Hop Hypocrites (1:29:25) Does entertainment influence the youth?--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-09-142h 07
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 27 - Karen BabyThis week the Vixens discuss everything pop culture from Certified Lover Boy to Clickbait. RIP to a few legends. And what are your requirements for dating these days?? Join us for another week of laughs, foolery and great conversation!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-09-091h 51Pardon My UglyToot Dat Ass Up Big FellaEeeeeyyyyyy, we had a phucking ball on this episode. Zilla and Streety joined Tiff and I and starting cuttin' up immediately. From start to finish, muphuckas wildin'!!!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Segment:Intro - Drunk tales(12:50) Bubble bath wars(22:50) Ice Cream Gate(37:25) Kanye - Donda(1:03:05) HS Football debacle(1:16:50) Up Sword Part II(1:27:05) EatBootyGang(1:43:55) Dating younger or older women - Preference(2:04:15) Using friends of friends for favors--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-09-022h 19
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 26 - MoonwalkerThis Week the Vixens discuss Donda, Moonwalker, Manscaping, Condoms, and is there really such a thing as "too wet"??? Find a drink, a Bible, and join us for another week on the wild side!!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-09-012h 07
Pardon My UglyFrauds, freaks, financing frolics, and foot racesEeeeeyyyyyy, me and Tiff back to talk about all the shit y'all been talm' bout all week. Kels, trickin, Only Fans, frauds being exposed, Sha'Carri still tawkin', Lil Boosie trying his best to get cancel and more......--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Segments:(7:50) Crate challenge(18:50) R. Kelly case(39:15) Only Fans flip flops(46:10) Up'n Sword on em(1:07:15) Paying for sex vs trickin'(1:31:13) Frauds get exposed, authenticity still matters(1:43:48) Defending Sha'Carri(1:56:10) Lil Boosie wildin' again--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-08-262h 34
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 25 - 40 and Getting WorkedThis week the Vixens get into everything pop culture from Ye's shenanigans to Sha Carri's epic fail. And is there is a fine line between arrogance and confidence. More wild dating stories and if sex is better with older age or was it better when we were younger. Tune in for another week of more laughs and bullsh*t!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-08-242h 00Pardon My UglySkateboard TiffEeeeeyyyy, you already know what time it is. Me, Tiff, and friend of show, Tev choppin' it up about the weeks hottest topics.------------------------------------------------------------------------------Segments:(7:50) Not waiting for sex(35:20) Being yourself on social media(44:20) Crying on the internet(56:40) Manosphere(1:11:20) Wanted vs Needed(1:16:20) Putting yourself 1st causing you to hurt others(1:38:05) Carjackings surging in Chicago--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-08-191h 49
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoir Podcast 24 - GoosfrabaThis week the Vixens discuss everything pop culture from Lizzo's tears to the Malice in the Palace...And is a thin line between enabling and parenting?? Also, when is a good time to end a sneaky link...join us for another week of laughs and good times!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-08-181h 57Pardon My UglyGranny Can Get It TooEeeeeyyyyy, you already ready know!!! Me and Tiff choppin in all about all the stuff y'all talm bout this week. Plus we're joined by two friends of show, Tejay is back and Tami joins us for the 1st time.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------Segments:(12:05) - Granny can get it too(42:00) Wyte people not washing their ass(1:11:55) Lying ass friends(1:42:25) Feeling safe in your own city--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-08-122h 00
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs's Podcast 23 - Daily DoubleThis week the Vixens discuss everything pop culture from NIck Cannon to Verzuz. They also discuss sex taboos and the do's and donts of the bedroom. Join us for another week of foolery and great conversation!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-08-101h 49Pardon My UglyPre-K Substitute Teacher#JadaKiss #DaBaby #CancelCulture #TheBulls Eeeeeeeyyyy, me and Tiff are joined by Mikki from the Vixen Memoirs Podcast and friend of the show Marcus. We talm bout all the bullshit y'all talm bout from this past week. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segments: (5:15) The Lox Verzuz DipSet (19:25) Da Baby get cancelled (1:10:30) The Bulls are back (1:25:43) Yay or Nay--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-08-051h 58
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 22 - Edible ArrangementThis week the Vixens discuss everything pop culture from Da Baby to Lollapalooza. Our girl Simone Biles is back and yt folks still aint washing their asses! What are your experiences with drugs and sex? Join us this week for story time that might involve Molly, Ecstasy, and horse kicks...Grab and drink and join us again for another wild ass ride...--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-08-051h 51Pardon My UglyWhat Y'all Fake Caring About Now???Yoooouuu knnnooowwww, me and Tiff just choppin' it up about the week's hottest topics. This week, we're joined by friend of the show Algenoy as we talk about all the shit y'all fake made about this week.Segments:(5:30) Royce 5'9 beef with Lupe(41:36) BaeCation gone wrong(1:11:12) Simone Biles withdraws from competition--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-07-292h 18
Pardon My UglyThe Vixen Memoirs Podcast 21 - Donda Esta the AlbumThis week the Vixens discuss everything pop culture from Kanye to Lil Nas X. They also get into J LO and if its ever ok to double back to an ex. Grab a drink and joins us for another week of foolery and great conversation!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-07-281h 08Pardon My UglyA Colorful ConversationEeeeyyyyy, you already know what time it is. Tiff and I are joined by 2 special guest to educate us on the Queer Community. Justin Marcoviche-Garnett & Darren Calhoun. So join us as we discuss issues affecting the Queer Community as a whole and with the Black Culture.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-07-222h 01Pardon My UglyAll's Well That Ends WellEeeeeyyyyyyyy, just me and Tiff talking a shit as usual. It was supposed to be an hour show but the topics was too dope to cut off. Segments: (7:40) NBA Finals talk and Giannis (16:51) Losing your virginity (38:25) Communicating with your ex on social media (54:45) Stephen A Smith apologizes to Asians (1:28:20) Murder in front of Cook Count Jail--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-07-151h 53
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoir Podcast 19 - Clear My Search HistoryBack from Vacation, this week the Vixens Discuss everything pop culture from Sha'Carri Richardson to the latest Verzuz. They then jump into everyone's favorite topic, Porn, where they discuss porn's top genres to everyone's porn annoyances. Make sure you tune in and buckle up for another crazy ride!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-07-132h 07Pardon My UglyPut A Ring On ItEeeeeyyyyyyyy, the Queen is back with some new jewelry in tow and we get all the details. Plus we choppin' it up about Pill Cosby, Sha'Carri Richardson, the ESPN scandal and more...... ---------------------------------------------- Segments: (1:00) Put A Ring On It (9:51) Pill Cosby (29:00) Wii spa incident with transgender woman (51:35) ESPN controversy (1:03:18) Sha'Carri Richardson suspension (1:17:43) Violence in Chicago--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-07-081h 31Pardon My UglyManSplainingWith Tiff out of town, I got a few good fellas to join me to discuss a some hot topics and disperse knowledge amongst the people.Segments:(10:30) Fight for your girl(27:41) Who hurt you?(48:50) Roster Decisions(1:24:01) Bill Cosby free(1:54:00) First she didn't know me, know she all on me--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-07-012h 16Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast 18 - Get the StrapThis Week the Vixens tackle everything pop culture including the Bow Wow and Soulja Boy Verzuz and BET Awards. We also got into dildos, "send me a pic" ass ninjas, and that WAP. Tune in for another week of partying and bull-ish.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-06-292h 09Pardon My Ugly#FOHChampionships III - Engagement AdditionEeeeeeeyyyy, special addition this week. Part III of the FOH Championships - Engagement Addition. My and my lady Brittany vs Tiff and her guy Craig. Hosted by the one and only Bobzilla. Check us out to see who ended up sleeping on the couch tonight. lol--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-06-241h 28
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoir Podcast 17 - Your On My ListThis week the Vixens dive into all things Hot Topic related including Meg vs Da Baby, Verzuz with Trina & Eve, and BET's The Encore. Also they discuss having a "Hit List" and have you had the opportunity to cross some people off. Join us for another weekly dose of foolery and great convos!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-06-232h 21Pardon My UglyMoney, Sex, and SecretsEeeeeyy, this week, me and Tiff are joined by Casandria Sanders, host of "Make It Make Sense". We're choppin' it up about a few hot topics that have been buzzin' in the cultureSegments:((5:20) Make it Make Sense, (9:30) Hypergamy vs Hypogamy, (42:30) How toxic are you?, (1:04:15) Transgender reveals, (1:16:52) Can you handle your significant other's secrets--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-06-171h 47Pardon My UglyHoe'n, Hero's, and Damn LiesEyyyyyyy, we back in dis muphucka!!! Come and chop it up with us about the week's hottest topics and whatever controversial bullshit we pull outta left field. #LetsGoooooo Segments: (14:01) Jim Jones Hip Hop gauntlet, (21:37) NFT, (36:50) Women's sexual freedom, (1:15:45) Men proposing to women, (1:32:03) Visual lies vs verbal lies, (1:41:20) Protecting your girl from danger--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-06-102h 20
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast - D!ckF!shingOn this weeks episode the Vixens discuss everything pop culture from all the boxing matches to twerking on cop cars. We also do a deep dive into circumcision and reverse circumcision??? Ummm...Yeah...You're gonna have to grab a super stiff drink for this one. Come kick it with us again for another crazy ride!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-06-082h 00Pardon My UglyBonnets, Boycotts, Black Wall Street, and da BullshitEeeeeeyyyy, Da Queen is back to chop it up about all the bullshit that happened since last Wednesday. Segments: (14:30) Naomi Osaka, (32:32) Black Wall Street, (49:20) Bonnet Gate, (1:03:10) #YayOrNay, (1:39:15) Rappin is a dangerous job, (1:46:25) Female creeps--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-06-032h 10
Pardon My UglyJust Let It HappenThis Week the Vixens dive into everything pop culture including Bonnets, NBA fans wylin, and sneaky links with exes. Grab your drinks and join us for another ride on the wild side with the Vixens.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-06-021h 50Pardon My UglyTell Em How You Really Feel!With Tiff out this week, I'm joined by Angie & Twon, two very good friends of mine to discuss the hottest topics in our culture.Segments(9:50) Mask off, (20:05) Health is wealth, (36:20) Don't be so sensitive, (1:12:00)Foul or fair, (1:21:44), New restaurant regulations--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-05-271h 41Pardon My UglyHappy AnniversaryEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy, it's our 1 yr anniversary!!! Tiff and I celebrate and discuss our top 5 favorite moments, Kwame Brown rants, doing business with friends, and UFO's.Segments:(9:00) Top 5 of the year, (34:23) Kwame Brown rants, (1:09:38) Doing business with friends, (1:30:30) UFO's are real--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-05-201h 48
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs: Episode 13 - No New FriendsThis week the Vixens discuss Stella's week in Jamaica, Porsha's loyalty, and podcast beef. Does business and friendship really mix? Join us for another week of shade and fun.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-05-192h 10Pardon My UglyIf You Love Her, You Would Want Your Ex To Be With MeMaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn, it's always a good time when we're visited by the Panda King, AKA Mr. PMU, BKA Bobzilla. We chop it up about relationship issues between Black men/women and a discussion about dating your friend's ex.Segment:(28:55) Women be trippin', (1:13:20) Is it cool to date your friend's ex?--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-05-132h 01Pardon My UglyHood JusticeEeeeeeyyyyyyyy, this week we interview Atty, India Rios, AKA, The Professional Hoodrat as we discuss why she choose such a controversial name and what she hope to accomplish as well we deep dive on some Black issue and a lil sport talkSegments:(6:14) The Professional Hoodrat interview, (1:22:30) Interview rap up, (1:29:15) Bears got QB of future, (1:33:45) Black folks getting into stocks, (1:37:50) Daymond John made to retract Farrakhan praise, (1:48:15)Black politicians abandoning us after they get our vote.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-05-062h 04
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast - Happy TrailThis weeks episode the Vixens discuss celebrity gossip (7:07), the TI and Tiny accusations (11:25), and dating while broke (32:51). Grab your drinks and kick it with us for another crazy ride.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-05-052h 08Pardon My UglyLighten UpWe gathered a few of out Light Skin homies to discuss some tough relationship topics. Does settling get a bad rap, why do men who date much younger women get a bad rap, and should the person your spouse cheated with be held accountable?? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-04-222h 11
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast Ep.9 - Podcast PussyOn This Week's Episode the Vixens discuss DMX passing (7:54), Usher Bucks (10:06) and we go thru the mailbag to read some emails that we've received over the past few weeks. We get into Demon Dick, Girl Code, and DM jumping. Grab your drinks and join us--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-04-152h 10Pardon My UglyHere We Go AgainYou already know, me and Tiff choppin' it up about the weeks events. Segment: (6:40) Derek Chauvin trial, (11:30) Snowfall, (21:16) Court TV producer and co-writer/creator of "Love goes" (A web series), (35:06) Tiff holds us down during technical difficulties, (35:50) Salute to DMX, (50:00) sympathy and accountability, (1:21:30) Cops still wildin' out, (1:36:10) Social media rules and decorum.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-04-152h 09Pardon My UglyFOH Championships III - Royal RumbleMe and Tiff got our squads together for the 3rd PMU Wars/FOH Championships. This time it's 3 on 3, guys vs girls. We're going toe to toe on some heavy topics and you decide who the winner is.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-04-082h 17
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast - Episode 8 - Sex Sent Me to the ERThis weeks episode the Vixens discuss Holy Matrimony Mrs Jenkins (6:53), Verzuz with Zaddy (14:04) and How Sex Sent Me to the ER (32:45). Plus dating, manscaping, and way much more dick talk. Grab your drank and kick it with us for another hilarious ride!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-04-072h 04Pardon My UglyIt's getting serious in here....Snowfall, Derek Chavin, Quavo, taking care of your parents and a bunch of other shit.....--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-04-011h 55
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs Podcast Ep.7 - Down in the DM ft BobZillaThis week the Vixens discuss sliding in inboxes (23:46), DM etiquette (37:01), and the rest of the foolery of online dating. Grab your drinks and join us for another crazy ride!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-03-311h 58Pardon My UglyIt's My Party and I'll Be A Creep If I Want ToOooooohhhhhhhhh we went in today. Everything from D Jaxn, celebrity breakups, correction or hate, and creep behavior.Segments:(26:55) D Jaxn caught up, (53:35) Celeb breakups and blastin' your ex in public, (1:18:25) Am a hater for telling the truth, (1:34:15) DeShawn Watson and should creep behavior by men be punishable?--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-03-252h 22Pardon My UglyGang DysmorphiaYooouuuu knnnoowww..... Just me and Tiff B choppin' it up about the week's hottest topics and issues that affect our culture Segments: (8:00) Snowfall, (16:45) Transgenders in sports, (38:40) Black Folks News, (1:20:25) Step Parenting in the name of luv--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-03-181h 55Pardon My UglyGentleman's Lounge Part IIJust me and the fellas chopping it up about the dumb shit we've done over and for women, what trickin' is and is it acceptable, and what is bad pussy?--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-03-132h 06Pardon My UglyWelcome back, KotterTiff B 1st day back in 2 months as she was off saving the world and I couldn't be happier to have my partner back in the booth with me.Segments:(18:15) Snowfall and Coming to America, (26:35) Men as rape victims, (39:10) Trying kids as adults, (50:10)Has the women liberation movement backfired on women, (1:12:05) Too emotional to talk?--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-03-111h 54
Pardon My UglyCongratulation!!! You played yourself!!!Grab your drinks and kick back with the Vixens for another crazy ride!!! On this weeks episode The Vixens Get Into All-Star Weekend Foolery (5:34), if ball players are as fine as they were back in the day (20:11) and all the dumb stuff we do in relationships (25:58).--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-03-091h 33Pardon My UglyPMU State of the UnionHad to clear the air and set some things straight real quick. Plus a few convos on some hot topics from the week.Segments: (2:25) State of the Union, (29:15) TV/Movie Reviews, (43:43) Believe women?, (50:50) Black empowerment, (1:50:45) Women don't handle losing well--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-03-041h 49
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs PodcastTonight we're discussing colorism and elective surgery because these men are trippin' down in the PMU Valley. Special guest, Mr. Garnett joins us to provide the male perspective.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-03-022h 25Pardon My UglyPardon My Hot TakeI brought in a couple ringers to talk sports with me. A former NFL player, a sports agent, and another know-it-all sports fan like myself.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-02-251h 52Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs - Manifesting Mr. RightA funny story about trying get this pod started, Kim and Kanye, and lying about who you had sex with.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-02-231h 03Pardon My UglyTriple G VirgosThe Pardon My Ugly group was going nutz this week so week so I brought in the homie Gigi to chop it up with me about all the hub bub. Segments: (6:30) Valentine's Day, (12:30) What is a "Simp", (58:50) Shovel Gate, (1:23:50) Hoes - Cuff em or kick em?--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-02-181h 58
Pardon My UglyVixen Memoirs PodcastOn the inaugural episode, the ladies discuss Valentines Day, Russ & Ciara, Phuck Boyz vs Good Guys, when is a good time to ask "What are we?"--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-02-1658 minPardon My UglyGet You Shit OffHad to get a lil' something off my chest that I've been holding in for a while and the introduction of our new show on Mondays', Vixen Memoirs. (6:15) Mikki and Krystal of Vixen Memoirs, (12:50) Get Yo Shit Off, (28:15)Story Time with Krystal - Trophies, (34:10) Suga Babies, (54:30) Dads dealing with daughter's dating, (1:39:05) How breakups impact step-dads and kids--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-02-112h 02Pardon My UglyMoney, Cash......Laaaddieeeeesss!!!!(4:45) Joined by Steve Walker, CEO of Staquity Financial for some education on investing and Stocks (37:00) Tev and Nick joined me for a conversation about what being thirsty really is, can women be phuck buddies, and my unpopular opinion on celibacy.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-02-042h 06Pardon My UglyMan to ManChoppin it up with my guy Al about colorism, accepting your reality, and other issues affecting our culture.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-01-282h 03Pardon My UglyEpisode 3 - Diary of an Ugly ManWhile the Queen is out saving the world, I'm just ranting and raving about a few things on my mind this week. Why I hate politics, being able to let go of things and people the benefit you, internet gangstas, etc....--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-01-211h 55Pardon My UglyEpisode 2 - To Cuff or Not to CuffWhile the Queen's away (Tiff is out for a few weeks), the boys will play. An in depth convo about marriage, commitment, self responsibility and everything that come along with a relationships. Brought in a few friends, some single and some married to join me.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-01-141h 55Pardon My UglyEpisode 1 - New year, same shitSeason 2, Episode 1Sports, My horrible vacation, 2020 Wrap, Anarchy in the Capital, plus a surprise visit from Unc.(3:50) Sports, (10:30) My horrible vacation, (37:50) 2020 Wrap Up, (54:00) Visit from Unc on politics and anarchy at the Capital.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2021-01-071h 41Pardon My UglyThe Other Side of the CoinTiff and I bring the fellas in to get their side of the story on finances in regards to relationships. Past, present, and future. Apparently, they have a lot to say. Should be a dosey!!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-12-241h 55Pardon My UglyPMU Gentlemen's LoungeTopic: Has Hip Hip influenced the way you view and treat women?--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-12-182h 21Pardon My UglyLemme Get a 6 Piece....SpicyYoooouuuuu know.....Me and Tiff B waxing poetic about the previous week's events for a tad. Then a special show tonight. Six intelligent gorgeous women from the PMU family joining us to discuss their dating history and preferences in regards to finances.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-12-172h 23Pardon My UglyAll Over the PlaceYoooouuu know.....just Tiff and I choppin' it up about the week's hottest topics from the world and the group. Plus a convo on children having their father's last name and the impact social media is having on personal interaction and a bunch of random shit!!! Free Lancin': (4:35) Sports, (16:40) Mandatory vaccinations, (27:20) Shock Jocks, (35:05) The King's English Meat & Potatoes: (42:30) Social Media ruining society, (1:15:05) Children carrying the father's last night--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-12-101h 51Pardon My UglyPretty Petty vs Pretty UglySpecial Edition Episode: FOH Championship Part IIMr. PMU vs Dre'yah--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-12-031h 51Pardon My UglyPardon My PotpourriYoooouuuuu know.....Tiff and I choppin it up about a variety of different subjects that have been buzzin in the Pardon My Ugly group. But this week, we have a few of our Show Framily pop in on us and give us their perspectives as well.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-11-261h 52Pardon My UglyI'm your Huckleberry - Bonus episodeThe People vs Tahani--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-11-211h 17Pardon My UglyDon't Shoot the MessengerYooouuu know....Me and Tiff talkin' a lil' blazay blah about the week's events, sports, and our culture. For the main course, the Attractive Rankings an a impromptu conversation on overrated sex skills and sex with friends.FreeLancin': (10:10) Sports, (18:45) 3Stacks is Top 5 All-Time, (29:10) Pussification of AmericaMeat & Potatoes: (41:50) Attractiveness Rankings (1:14:50) Overrated sex skills, (1:18:25) Sex with friends--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-11-191h 42Pardon My UglyThe Toxic AvengersYoooouuuu know.....Me and Tiff just talking shit about the past weeks events and shit on my mind. Plus we have PMU's Most Wanted joining us tonight so who knows what to expect!!!FreeLancin':(2:40) Sports, (6:15) Determining your value on the Dating Market, (7:15) Feelings on the election, (19:50) R.I.P. King Von and the violence in Chicago Hip HopMeat & Potatoes: The Toxic Avengers(23:20) Kenneth - A.K.A. - Mr. Soft, (57:15) Tahani - A.K.A - HaniPlease--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-11-121h 46Pardon My UglyWhat are we?Yoooouuuu know....Me and Tiff choppin' it up about a few hot topics on my mind, a lil' election talk, and we are defining the different types of relationships. Platonic and intimate.Segments:FreeLancin': (2:55) Social media slander, (8:37) Being the bigger person, (13:52) Are there rules to mud slinging, (19:50) The election/TrumpMeat & Potatoes:(33:10 )Defining relationships, platonic and intimate.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-11-051h 19Pardon My UglyPardon My VoteYoooouuuuu know....Tiff and I chop it up about last week's events as well as a lil' political talk and a open conversation about toxic relationships.Segments:FreeLancin' - (5:10) Sports, (12:20) Mike Tyson/Lil' Boosie interview, (18:20) Group Talk - Projection and short men hateMeat & Potatoes:(25:00) Northwestern University Journalism Instructor Stephen Garnett and my uncle joins us for a discussion about the upcoming election and the importance of voting.(1:08:20) An open convo about our experiences with toxic relationships.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-10-291h 46Pardon My UglyHip Hop State of the UnionTiff and I are joined by two of the Chi's most respected and well known artists who also just so happen to be personal friend of ours to take a deep dive into the current state of Hip Hop and it's impact on today's society.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-10-222h 05Pardon My UglyMeet the FuckersYooooouuu knoooww.......Hollerin' at my girl Tiff about shit that be on my mind, hot topics from the week, and random bullshit. Plus, Part II of the Co-parenting convo. A single dad gives his perspective and 2 mom's share the obstacles they've had to overcome while I defend men cus somebody got to!!! lbsSegments:FreeLancin' - (6:20) Sports, (12:25) Supporting each other, (20:30) Ice Cube catching flak the cultureMeat & Potatoes: (24:25) Autruse comes thru to give us his perspective as single father, (41:50) Honey and Ebony joins us to share their stories and the obstacles that have exp...2020-10-151h 53Pardon My UglyMeet the ParentsYoooouuu know...........Just Tiff and I choppin' it up about the week's hottest topics and shit that's on our mind. Plus we're joined by show Framily Sara and Zilla for a discussion about co-parenting and everything that goes along with that.SegmentsFreelancin': (4:26) We're growing at rapid rate, (9:05) Sports, (12:40) Tory Lanez album, (17:30) PMU University, (29:50) Trump goofy ass got Covid, (31:15) Tiff for tat coming back/Lovecraft CountryMeat & Potatoes (33:22)Sara and Zilla come thru to discuss our experiences co-parenting. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lan...2020-10-082h 03Pardon My UglyCum One, Cum AllYoooouuu knooowww.....Just me and Tiff talking the blah, blah, blah about the events from the past week plus 2 special guest join us to talk about the Poly Lifestyle. Segment:FreeLancin' - (5:20) Sports, (9:01) Women not honoring men's egos, (15:20) Presidential debate, (20:25) Half a bar for the haterzMeat & Potatoes: (24:40)Sam and Nile join us to provide clarity on the Poly Lifestyle and share their experiences with us. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-10-011h 47Pardon My Ugly21 Questions Yoooouuuuu knowwww......rappin' a taste with my homegirl Tiff B about all the week's events and for the main course, a lil' Q&A with me and couple gentlemen who are friends of the show as we answer questions from the ladies in the group about men, relationship, sex, etc.....Segments:FreeLancein'(1.47) Sports, (4:42) Breona TaylorMeat & Potatoes:(8:50) Q&A with friends of the show Sleepy and Reese--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-09-241h 49Pardon My UglyLadies NiteOhhhhh, you knooowww, kicking the Willie Bo Bo about this, that and the forth plus all the bullshit that happened this week. And for the main course, Ladies Nite. Joined by two lovely friends of the show as we discuss the dating scene from a woman's perspective. Ohhh booyy...Segments: Intro and sports, (14:40) Women defending the Cardi B divorce jokes, (22:20) Trump a dumb ass genius, (27:15) New music, (29:15) Ladies Nite--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-09-171h 48Pardon My UglyA Visit from the Pander KingFriends talking about toxic friends and Pander King doing is Pander Thing. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-09-101h 34Pardon My UglyPower of the Pussy vs the All Mighty $$$Joined by Family of the Show Leah Jones and Streety wonder, we're breaking down the dynamics of each genders most powerful weapon and source of their most common complaints. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-09-061h 38Pardon My UglyPardon My Ugly (Trailer)--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lance-garnett/support2020-09-0600 min