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Las Malandrinas Podcastone.one.one✨trigger warning: nails clickity clackiting, loud voices, background noises: heater turning on and cars passing by.
today’s episode merry xmas story for you all we share what happened to us earlier with a creep following us. pero our main focus is discussing our confidence, motivation, and what we are proud of.2023-12-191h 09Las Malandrinas Podcasthow.the.fuck?trigger warning: background noises such as dog barking, cars passing by,people passing by, and rocking chair squeaking.
we dive a little into the deepness of answering the how within our healing journey.2023-12-091h 10Las Malandrinas Podcastreleasetrigger warning: yelling and talks about physical violence
on this full moon on aquarius, chismeamos about mal de ojo, machista men, & feeling empowered within our energies.2023-08-021h 14Las Malandrinas Podcastunmethodicaltrigger warning: loud noises and loud loling
we chit chat about a number of things such as astrology (fuck leo men), our first half of the year plus what should come for the next half, and our rest of the plans for the summer.2023-07-2038 minLas Malandrinas Podcastwe’re back!❤️trigger warnings: mention of death
a quick update on our time away from podcasting.2023-06-2324 minLas Malandrinas Podcastleave of absence🥺❤️trigger warning: loud noises
we inform h.r. (aka you all) that we shall be out of the office/headquarters until further notice.2023-01-2643 minLas Malandrinas Podcastbuzzin y bandatrigger warning: loud noises
as marimar dyes esme’s hair blue we chit chat about the weather and our one year celebration.2023-01-1849 minLas Malandrinas Podcastintro to lack of communicationtrigger warning: loud noises
we chit chat about the communication styles within our family. how there’s lack of understanding, effort, communicating, and guidance. we shall revisit this topic throughout time to further get into depth.2023-01-1342 minLas Malandrinas Podcastfamily guilttrigger warning: loud noises
we share examples of members en la familia experiencing guilt as they project their ways onto us. we briefly mention topix for upcoming episodes.2023-01-1041 minLas Malandrinas Podcastfeliz cumpleaños a las malandrinas podcasttrigger warning: loud noises
estas son las mañanitas de las malandrinas! we go down memory lane and randomly choose five episodes to listen and comment on.2023-01-0628 minLas Malandrinas Podcastnew year same ustrigger warning: loud noises
que comienze la fiesta parte dos! re-introducing ourselves in season two. get ready for more episodes to come!
2023-01-0427 minLas Malandrinas Podcastal cientrigger warning: loud noises
we share our excitement of completing 100 episodes of our first season of the year 2022.
we briefly share memories of xmasing as a-dults.2022-12-2316 minLas Malandrinas Podcastnavidad en nuestra niñestrigger warning: loud noises and loud coughing
we share childhood memories of what comes to mind during navidad aka xmas.2022-12-2316 minLas Malandrinas Podcastni de aqui ni de allatrigger warning: loud noises
we chit chat about feeling like we don’t belong here in the u s of a nor in the mother land of Mexico. we share where we envision traveling to living at. esme reads her ni que aqui ni de alla poem.2022-12-2323 minLas Malandrinas Podcastnightmare before xmastrigger warning: loud noises
reminiscing on the mother land of Mexico memories during las fiestas.2022-12-2330 minLas Malandrinas Podcastanxiosastrigger warning: loud noises and raised voices
we share the anxiety we experience on our own and socially.2022-12-1645 minLas Malandrinas Podcastentrapped inside my own mindtrigger warning: loud noises
we discuss depressive moments in our lives and learning to find the balance through it all.2022-12-1533 minLas Malandrinas Podcastcontinuamoswe chit chat about the consistency within our podcasting for what will soon be one year. we share what we manifest for our year to come.2022-12-1347 minLas Malandrinas Podcastagradecimiento a todo el mundoun mensajito a todos que nos escuchan international y national.2022-12-1315 minLas Malandrinas Podcastla diva de la bandain honor of jenni rivera’s 10th year deathaversary we share how she’s inspired us to be unapologetically ourselves.2022-12-0821 minLas Malandrinas Podcastmanipulatorswe discuss times we have been manipulated.2022-12-0634 minLas Malandrinas Podcastback from our breakwe discuss our one month absence. 2022-12-0616 minLas Malandrinas Podcastuntraditionalwe talk about our previous thursday gatherings aka what people know as thanksgiving.2022-12-0616 minLas Malandrinas Podcastmentirosastrigger warning: loud noises
chit chat about the moments we’ve lied.
2022-12-0620 minLas Malandrinas Podcastcaught up in liestrigger warning: loud noises and gaslighting
we share experiences of being lied to.2022-12-0633 minLas Malandrinas Podcastholidazetrigger warning: loud noises
a quick chit chat about halloween and upcoming holidays.2022-11-0418 minLas Malandrinas Podcastmiddle school memorieswe chit chat about our middle school friendships. 2022-11-0124 minLas Malandrinas Podcastthe creek & childhood memoriestrigger warning: loud noises and the sound of rain.
we share memories of childhood friendships within la vecindad.
2022-11-0152 minLas Malandrinas Podcasthermanos mayoresin continuation to our previous episode 82 we talk about the difficulties within our older brother’s dynamix2022-10-2655 minLas Malandrinas Podcastlas hermanitas and the big brotherswe share our dynamix about our older brothers as their little sisters.2022-10-2259 minLas Malandrinas Podcastwe’re a messtrigger warning: loud noises and mention of death.
we’re both on our period. we dunno. life…existing…lolz.2022-10-2128 minLas Malandrinas Podcasttercaslas malandrinas se pelean con palabras. we share an example of stubbornness in our family.2022-10-2039 minLas Malandrinas Podcastcanelitawe share the recent passing of our beloved family pet canela.2022-10-1956 minLas Malandrinas Podcastboo! bitch!boo! todavia asustan. chismiamos of our continued ghostly encounters.2022-10-1353 minLas Malandrinas Podcastbienvenidos a la vecindad a todo el mundobienvenidos a toda la gente que vienen por todo los lados del mundo. hablamos sobre el duo de sobrina y tia que somos, damos una introduccion de nosotras y mencionamos presentando grabando un episodio en español al mes.2022-10-0730 minLas Malandrinas Podcastcarrying a maletaTrigger warning: loud noises of la vecindad
we discuss the effects of others venting to us and trying to figure out how to process our own baggage aka maleta within our emotions to find ways of balancing it all & create safe space for ourselves and others.
shoutout to @la.carranzista aka esme’s tarot reader
2022-10-0759 minLas Malandrinas Podcastintro to relationshipstrigger warning: loud noises of the vecindad such as: cars, planes, and birds.
we begin the conversation on relationships and how we will continue to revisit this topic throughout time.2022-10-0531 minLas Malandrinas Podcastcheck check un doschecking in about what we envision for the remaining months of this year.2022-09-2816 minLas Malandrinas PodcastViva La Culturachit chat about hosting/emceeing our first event, Viva La Cultura, at @thesloughbeer organized by @artedelcorazon831.
the following are all the vendors & artists we were in community with & mentioned on this episode: @_future_people @ahjune_crochet @bakedbycupc8ke @detailsbyangela @dulcesalchamoy @hi.em.ele @jaimesanchezpresents @colorstarjo @shuggabeekre8tions @marieandbenji @creative_mayra @metztli_roots @artbycreativeness @people_dontforget @saltandlightco.shop @vinylrestingplacecalifornia @lunita370 @dmc.pottery2022-09-2335 minLas Malandrinas Podcastviejos raboverdestrigger warning: older men preying on younger women.
we discuss a recent incident of a bitch ass old ass raboverde ass man being disrespectful towards esme & uncomfortable situations we've experienced amongst these raboverde species.2022-09-2119 minLas Malandrinas Podcastgritando a lo pendejotrigger warning: examples of being yelled at.
in conversation about moments when the a-dults yell at us & how triggering it can be.2022-09-1423 minLas Malandrinas Podcasthaber que caichatiamos about aliens, marimar chambiando, calling out a colonizer as we carpool to the teenager's football game.2022-09-1226 minLas Malandrinas Podcastla vecindad updatechit chattering about what we're up to, how we feel like zombies with shhoo much happening in our lives, staying appreciative & calling it a night cuz we are tirreedd & fuck this heat!2022-09-0717 minLas Malandrinas Podcastsome dayzhablamos about how some days we are dragging our feet, annoyed & briefly discuss how affection during our upbringing had its consequences in the long run which we're still unpacking in what the effects are.2022-09-0241 minLas Malandrinas Podcastfeastingwe chit chat about intimate moments such as eating together as a family & the discovery esme has about her dating life while eating with stranger dangers.
special guest appearance by the nonimaginary, she was very much here, crazy legs aka marimar's cat.2022-08-3141 minLas Malandrinas Podcastpresentlywe present to you our current news, what we look forward to in the next month & beyond. shout out to @artedelcorazon for the opportunity to emcee and @thesloughbeer for opening their space to us.2022-08-2621 minLas Malandrinas Podcastversions of metrigger warning: mention of death.
we discuss different versions of us in the multiverse (not to be confused with certain marvel movies), a quick talk about the podcast logo & future endeavors as podcasteras.2022-08-2425 minLas Malandrinas Podcastparenting while schoolingtrigger warnings: loud noises & yelling.
follow us on this journey of discussing how we approach our parenting style within the school system while we're on the road to pick up one of our kids.2022-08-1949 minLas Malandrinas Podcastback to school shenaniganstrigger warning: yelling & loud noises.
we talk about mensadas y memories of our back to school experiences.
shoutout to small businesses @la_familia_sweets & calicraftcreations 2022-08-1636 minLas Malandrinas Podcastcollaborationwe chit chat about our collaborating ways with one another, our journey thus far, & how we want to connect with others.2022-08-1125 minLas Malandrinas Podcastthe art of chismetrigger warning: mention of hitting someone with a pillow.
we discuss what chismeando means to us.2022-08-1023 minLas Malandrinas Podcastagingtrigger warning: mention of death.
we discuss aging and being respectful towards our elderlies.2022-08-0525 minLas Malandrinas Podcastfamily meetingtrigger warning: gunshot? & mention of dying.
we discuss our first family meeting experience & share how challenging it can be to express ourselves while processing our emotions.2022-08-031h 00Las Malandrinas Podcastbonkerswe briefly discuss some of our blessings such as our home environment & the cats. we laugh about the ridiculousness from tiktokerz tiktoking with their "discoveries"...don't forget to send us videos so we can keep laughing.2022-08-0322 minLas Malandrinas Podcastlittle thingzzcomo memes & what's inside our purses/pouches.2022-07-2720 minLas Malandrinas Podcastsufriendo a solaswe share about moments we feel loneliez and how we deal with our demons.
trigger warning: mention of suicidal thoughts, loud noises & yelling 2022-07-2734 minLas Malandrinas Podcastforgivenesswe discuss how and if we choose to process forgiveness towards others.
trigger warning: mention of death2022-07-2724 minLas Malandrinas Podcastsummer vibezzwe chit chat about our mini summer break.2022-07-2630 minLas Malandrinas Podcastghostly encountersboo!...aqui asustan. we share stories about ghostly experiences we've had in our homes. 2022-07-1353 minLas Malandrinas Podcastlack of boundarieswe discuss situations with our parents where they lack boundaries with us.
trigger warning: a ding from esme's mini oven 2022-07-1328 minLas Malandrinas Podcastfuck the fourthwe discuss our feels for a country which doesn't give a fuck about us & how community is what keeps us united.
trigger warning: fireworx in the background, dogs barking & loud noises2022-07-0627 minLas Malandrinas Podcastfeliz fifty episodezcelebrating 50 fucking episodes...shauuu!!
warning: three minutes of laughter towards the end & lots randomness through it all.
marimar almost choked on her chicle from lolzies & esme wouldn't shut the fuck up in the beginning..cheers *clink clink*2022-07-0228 minLas Malandrinas Podcastcomunidadwe chit chat about our community and support system. special guest appearance by birds.
shout out to @la_familia_sweets & @nailedbystephanie_2022-06-2929 minLas Malandrinas Podcaststandards de bellezawe discuss beauty standards and the influences our loved ones had on us with how we style ourselves.2022-06-2740 minLas Malandrinas Podcastfatphobiawe discuss the effects the fatphobic mindset had on us during our upbringing & now.
trigger warning: fatphobia, dieting culture, yelling.2022-06-231h 04Las Malandrinas Podcastmusica maestratrigger warning: mention of physical abuse such as hitting a child
we discuss our interest of music & marimar's generational strengths of musicians in her family.
2022-06-1722 minLas Malandrinas Podcastvibingwe have a quick chat about our weekend & the new content we're creating @lasmalandrinaspodcast on tiktok and instagram. 2022-06-1520 minLas Malandrinas Podcastfatherly figurezwe address the fathers in our lives as well as the balance of masculine & feminine energies within single momz. & releasing the baggage we've carried from being raised, or associating with, absent men.
trigger warning: discussing sperm donors2022-06-1420 minLas Malandrinas Podcastpan de diostrigger warning: religion
we discuss our religious upbringing & how we choose to be sinnerz.
special appearance by the teenager.2022-06-081h 12Las Malandrinas Podcastchillinshnacking while chit chatting about our summer plans & weirdness.2022-06-0322 minLas Malandrinas Podcastchit chattingwe take you on a mini road trip to get food, we talk about the geminis in our lives & randomness.2022-06-0158 minLas Malandrinas Podcastchange the narrativetrigger warning: we discuss the violence within the u.s.of a. specifically the elementary/schools/grocery shootings in recent times and the effects, grief & anger on society. moreso the lack of safety & care for babies, children, teenagers and overall our most vulnerable such as the next generation & the elderly community.2022-05-2752 minLas Malandrinas Podcastlos infieles del infiernochit chatting about cheating men, how early on it is normalized and some distractions on our end.2022-05-2534 minLas Malandrinas Podcastalcolicas workshop 101from wrapping up eclipse/taurus/full moon season, chit-chatting cat mom stories, to tips on getting tipsy, reminiscing on las borracherras, to trusting thyself.
cheers to that *cling cling cling cling* 🥂2022-05-201h 03Las Malandrinas Podcasthistorias de la vida realstories about our weekend concert & crash. mention of la road rage 831 episode, so reference back to it. complete episode by playing our guessing game about random celebrities zodiac signs.2022-05-1855 minLas Malandrinas Podcastself carewe discuss mental health & focusing on our well-being.2022-05-1358 minLas Malandrinas Podcastbesos y copas de la separacionwe discuss separations within our immediate familia, the effects on the children & partners, moving forward with the decision and trusting thyself.
trigger warning: brief mention of family violence 2022-05-1158 minLas Malandrinas Podcastsomebody’s son part twowe continue the conversation of esme's dating life with a bit of random stories plus one of the many men written about on sexperiencez.2022-05-0628 minLas Malandrinas Podcastsomebody’s son part onewe chit chat about people's sons based on esme's dating life.
special appearance by esme's own son aka the teenager.
stay tuned for the next part that will have receipts.2022-05-0527 minLas Malandrinas Podcasthave you Heard?brief discussion of manipulation in the case of j.depp v a.heard. special appearance (interruptions) by esme's children.
trigger warning: mention of domestic violence 2022-04-2922 minLas Malandrinas Podcastceloswe discuss jealousy & process pieces of our past.
special appearances by our children aka the kitty katz and the teenager.
trigger warning: loud noises2022-04-2755 minLas Malandrinas Podcastnostalgixwe mention the shows we grew up watching, improvise a few skitz, briefly bring up zodiac signs within the fam, & a few other stories.
trigger warning: loud noises and yelling.2022-04-2258 minLas Malandrinas Podcastlas noveleras podcasteras de la calle en la vecindad nueve cinco siete zero seiswe talk about the novelas we grew up watching, the hunx that were part of the cast/their height/looks/zodiac sign, and how the dramatix inspired our storytelling.
trigger warning: loud noises & yelling2022-04-2045 minLas Malandrinas Podcastscattered brainwe discuss abuse, traumatic experiences and speaking up. please refer to episode 6: from adultism to adulting and episode 23: ya no hayan como quemarme to better understand this episode. esme read Scattered Brain poem on episode 23 which refers to the situation referenced today.
TRIGGER WARNING: mention of child molestation, abuse, loud noises & some yelling.2022-04-151h 00Las Malandrinas Podcastmy body my choicewe discuss fatphobia, being taught early about dieting & comfort food. 2022-04-1345 minLas Malandrinas Podcastmas adelantewe talk about what we're looking forward to in the next three months.
special appearance by the teenager again.
trigger warning: loud noises & yelling 2022-04-0832 minLas Malandrinas Podcastchecking inwe check in with ourselves to discuss our three monthiversary since our first episode.
special appearance by the teenager.
trigger warning: loud noises & yelling2022-04-0649 minLas Malandrinas Podcastla road rager 831we share four stories involving vehicle incidents, a fast y furious scenario & lots of laughz.
p.s. el elotero me dejo vestida y alborotada por que ya no paso.
also, everyone in our stories made a full recovery.
trigger warning: yelling & loud noises2022-04-0159 minLas Malandrinas Podcastya no hayan como quemarmeaddressing chisme about us within la familia.
trigger warning: mention of abuse on Scattered Brain poem read by Esme.2022-03-3047 minLas Malandrinas Podcastpop upwe shout out all the vendors from friday's pop up. give thanx to Rosie from la_familia_sweets for hosting & inviting us. special appearance from esme's little one & his background noises. 2022-03-2726 minLas Malandrinas Podcastlas entrepreneurswe discuss our future business endeavors & give a shout out to amazing mujeres entrepreneurs. we mention our first of many pop ups to come.
lots of laughz per usual.2022-03-2328 minLas Malandrinas Podcastla familia sweetspart two of our first guest Rosie's business/entrepreneurship from managing her @la_familia_sweets to being a momager & more.2022-03-1825 minLas Malandrinas Podcastdon’t let no one get you downwe introduce our first guest Rosie aka marimar's cousin & owner of la_familia_sweets. we discuss our connection with her & a little bit of everything.
title for the episode is based on her tattoo that is like a motto for her life.
trigger warning: maybe, possibly loud noise like a knock2022-03-1751 minLas Malandrinas Podcastquien como tumentioning las mujeres in our lives as we describe in detail the influence they've had on us.
trigger warning: yelling at the dogs, perro...
no animals were hurt during this episode.2022-03-1033 minLas Malandrinas Podcastjefa de jefasdia de la mujer edition. we discuss the mujeres in our lives and their influence on us. lots of laughz.
trigger warning: loud noises & mention of death.2022-03-0955 minLas Malandrinas Podcastsweet sixteendiscussing being a teen mom, young motherhood & special shoutouts given. the poem "sweet sixteen" is read.2022-03-0424 minLas Malandrinas Podcasttiempo de valzun dos tres..un dos tres..
we discuss our quinceañeras & experiences we've had attending them in our younger years. lots of laughter. sorry not sorry.
trigger warning: mention of violence, blood, & loud noises2022-03-0244 minLas Malandrinas Podcastrandomnessno notes. no preparation...besides stuffing our feis with food. just chit chatting about un poquito de todo.2022-02-2549 minLas Malandrinas Podcastass-trologyfeliz 2.22.22 in pisces season on a 2sday!
talx about our birth charts, our parents & siblings signs, dating different signs & how men are pain in the ass, so we don't discuss too much about them, our interest in astrology & our love for walter. 2022-02-2326 minLas Malandrinas Podcastoveja negraconversation of being the black sheep of la familia.
spoiler alert of encanto. 2022-02-1727 min