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You Aughta KnowThe Smell of Menards and Otherworldly Beings. H2020.The scariest week of the year wouldn’t be complete without your favorite babes talking about dressing up as baby Brett Favres and little Fiona Daisy maidens. Keepin it thicc since the 4th grade.
2020-10-3149 minYou Aughta KnowBritney and a Ouija BIRD.HEY YALL! This is the final episode of our four-parter on miss Britney Spears. While Britney is our main focus, be sure that you will here all about our personal lives. Skin stains and salad smells. Women telling jokes?? It’s a whole new world. ;) jk we run the world and we know it.
2020-10-2146 minYou Aughta Know1 Year Podiversary!!!!!Whaddup babes and dudes all everyone all along the path of humans!!! We FINALLY hit our one year anniversary!!! Celebrate with us and some of your favorite guests over the last year. NICK AND LEO!!! Remember that Chicago can be cold as balls and that we will eat pizza on a bet from a cute bellhop. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO GOT US HERE!!
2020-10-0830 minYou Aughta KnowSTINKY PINKY: Britney Part 3This week we tear into the heartbreak of the Britney saga. We try out some very good accents and also get quite emotional. Justin Timberlake and Joey Fatone rumors aplenty.
2020-09-3049 minYou Aughta KnowBaby Britney, her parents are a pall mall and a gatorHEYYYY. This episode dives deep into the beginnings of Britney's career as a fetus with a microphone making money for her very great parents. We have a few opinions if you can believe that, also Diane Sawyer is a virgin who hates women. (at least she acts like it during the infamous crying Brit interview.) Listen in and learn some damn truths. ;)
2020-09-2353 minYou Aughta KnowFlashlight Britney VS Jersey ShrekWHOAAAAA!!! Do not even bother pinching yourself.. we are REALLY BACK!!! We brought the sassy, glorious jokes and all of the wildly important information that you tune in for. Flashlight preferences. Unlimited Shreks. Britney Watches. YER FAV FREE FLOWIN, HAIRS A-BLOWIN, BUNCHEEK SHOWIN GALS ARE BACK!
2020-09-161h 08You Aughta KnowWhat A Girl Wants... is a Royal Ass Lort! Get it.Amazing Amanda Bynes is our lort zaddy in What A Girl Wants. We basically are laughing and quippin and rippin and grippin. This movie is amazing. We crack our own eggs just trying to talk about it. LISTEN AND TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONES!
2020-05-2141 minYou Aughta KnowCLOVIS 19TH CHAMELEON CELEBRATION (nsync and jobros)ELLIOT DROP YOUR GUN!! this episode is wild as hell and you will be doing yourself a HUGE disservice by not listening. In depth reviews on an nsync and jonas brothers concert experience. Lizards. Carole Baskins. A NEW HOLIDAY! Our beautiful voices singing Jealous. I MEANNNN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!
2020-04-2852 minYou Aughta KnowLance Bass Cant Dance. A Minisode.In this episode we give you strict directions on how to properly be prepared for our full episode that is launching this week. NSYNC DISNEY CONCERTS & JO BROS IN 3D!!! GET READY FOR SILLY FUN AND NO PANDEMIC TALK!
2020-04-2313 minYou Aughta KnowA Cinderella Story- A VERY APPEALING EPISODEWHHHADDDUP AUGGGHTIES!! Get ready for an adventure through our love of Hilary Duff and her hot style and SMOOTH skin and our hots for a fluffy haired Chad Michael Murray. This film is a national treasure and we dive deep into it. Listen in to hear all of the best quotes and the stiff opinions we have on high school in general. KISSIN CONDOS AND BRITISH ACCENTS. HAVE FUN AND WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
2020-04-1541 minYou Aughta KnowTaking Quizzes and Tellin WHALE TALEsHey AUGHTIES!!!!!!! We are so hhhhyped to have our first guest EVER join us on this episode. Darien is an amazing fashion icon, and all around makin it happen kind of being! We took ridiculous quizzes and did a fresh gab sesh over the answers. Listen in to see how we are keeping sane (?) during this weird ass time. KEEP YER HEADS UP!! It will get better. Stay safe and listen on pals!
2020-04-0121 minYou Aughta KnowQuarantine mini-sodeWell things are a changin for the world at large... and one of the biggest shocks is that ANNIKKA IS A GEN Z BAYBAY! And ya know... bat meat crisis lock down. So JOIN US FOR THE MOST FUN... and nonsensical part of your week. And please... send us things to do! For the love of Shrek!! Send anything, LATER OUT!
2020-03-2624 minYou Aughta KnowTOO MUCH LOVE: first ave, first kisses, first hipster on hipster grind night.Hey you wild and hot AUGHT HEADS!! This episode goes in great detail showing the age gap between our hosts through one being fully immersed in a hot and heavy gin fueld dj night downtown Minneapolis! All the while the other is being a bit of a risk taking middle schooler jammin to the JoBros. We explore the songs that take us right back there. We even have a few bits of information gathered from one of the first DJs in the game. SHOUT OUT TO THE MOON GOONS!!
2020-03-1847 minYou Aughta KnowExes and the O.C.After a brief break to make some quick and easy life changes, we are BACK! This week we are taking low blows at our exes and shouting high praise for the hypothetical fishing abilities of a certain star of the movie Holes. We are also lightly rippin and tearin into the OC and a bunch of dumb jokes and giggling will be featured as per the USUAL. ENJOY!!
2020-03-1141 minYou Aughta KnowORANGE BEAUTIOUS!! (dudes stole our pod edition)WHADDUP! This week the pod has a couple guest stars with some wild ass opinions and sleeping arrangements. We talk mens fashion and club manners. We also want to give a shout out to YYY and the hot tracksuit steaz.
2020-02-2636 minYou Aughta KnowBlonde to Brunette: We Take a STAB at TRUE CRIMEHey all yall babes and bros and everyone in between!! This week we took a page outta the ol handbook of popular podcasting and decided to talk about the LITERAL nastiest binches of the aughts. Jodi Arias and Casey Anthony are two KILLER ladies who not only rocked low rise jeans and low cut baby tees..but also rocked the courtrooms and excelled at being violent and disgusting. We discuss Nancy Grace, the TOT MOM screamer herself... mainly we touch on her hairstyle and her athleisure outfits. So sit back... relax... and let us try to discuss MURDAH in yo ea...
2020-02-1949 minYou Aughta KnowAmerica: The Land of Idols and FluffernuttersWE ARE BACK AUGHT-SQUAD! and we are feeling better than ever! In this weeks episode we go off on the touching saga that was: American Idol. Buckle up and grab a tortilla (you'll need it!) for we are about to take you on a journey to a time when the most important text wasn't for a certain appointment, (ahem), it was simply to judge people you have never met and change the whole course of their lives!! (similar to some of those aforementioned appointments)! ANYWAY, go ahead and listen, laugh, love, cry, sing, shave.. .. AND SUBSCRIBE AND RATE US!! We ar...
2020-02-1143 minYou Aughta KnowUptown Girls: The Legend of Garbage NealHELLLLOWWW! This week we get down to brass tacks on the cinematic treasure that is Uptown Girls. Honestly, most of this episode is a showcase of our outstanding accent work and dissing the rat face guitar man aka Neal. However, we talk our love for Brittany Murphy and Annikka's first feature film where she played Dakota Fanning playing Ray. Seriously we hate Neal but we LOOOOVE MU!! Enjoy AUGHTIES! (special shout out of the week to Darien and Kyleah...thanks for listening!)
2020-01-2941 minYou Aughta KnowEnding the nipple-hate of NipplegateWELCOME BACK YOU BEAUTIFUL AUGHT FANS!! This week we dive deep into the cleavage of one of the most nipple shamed moments in history. As we ride the curvy hills of bare breast righteousness we also dig deep into the effects of nipplegate and how Janet deserved so much better. We also debut a song, talk about Annikka's walking experiences, learn about Leann's need to see Dolly Parton live and topless and soooo much more. Its a rollercoaster ;) of an episode. SO WHIP OFF YER BRAS AND LISTEN IN!! (if you want to) #justiceforjanet #justintimberlakeskhakiscansuckit
2020-01-2157 minYou Aughta KnowSeth and Batman Make a PornoWelcome back! This week we are going in depth on some HOT BAWDS and some sweet o faces of our favorite actors. Listen in to find out our thoughts on Seth Rogan in different outfits, and how we feel about Zach and Miri Make a Porno. This episode is heartwarming and cute, but sexy and RAWWWWW. Get in it!
2020-01-1445 minYou Aughta KnowNew Year, Same Dorito WigHey pals, the news is really rough right now... so this is here to give you a place to relax and relish in some nonsense drama and beautiful strutting. We break down the PINK BEEF with our dearest Xtina. We blow your mind with our astute commentary on the video for Lady Marmalade. We take you on an adventure that could heal a broken heart and fix a flat tire. WE ARE HERE TO MAKE YOUR YEAR AND DO SOME CHEERS AND DRY YOUR TEARS. Welcome back aughties, we missed ya. ENJOY BEAUTIES!
2020-01-0756 minYou Aughta KnowHANDCUFFED TO BABY GRODA and other holiday classics.Listen up AUGHTY HEADS!! It’s our last episode of the DECADE... and wow we are not about to disappoint. In this wild ass episode we get deep in our feels about some of the classic movies of the season... and maybe some not so classic or even “good” movies get discussed. We do impressions, we play a rousing game of Frost, Merry, Kringle... we happen upon one of the cutest creations in modern times, and we get a little genuine and we keep it flirty and purty. SO BE A PART OF OUR MAGIC THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. And don’t worry...
2019-12-241h 13You Aughta KnowSleigh BangersHO HO HO--LD onto your butts because this week they might just bounce off on their own!! We are hitting you with the very best and sometimes questionable HOLIDAY JAMS!! We go through our favorite music to listen to while getting it romantic under the tree. So, take a ride through the lights that make your heart warm and your eyes sparkle while groovin on this episode as we guide you down our soundtrack journey to the most grindable part of the year. XO
2019-12-1753 minYou Aughta KnowSleepover: PLUSHLY EMOTIONALFor the love of carbs, this week is somethin else!! The girls get butt-deep into the cinematic wonder that is SLEEPOVER, a miraculous film that is capable of bringing world peace and "juicers" back on the scene. Get ready to settle into some smooth talk about the plot of this aughts dream film, what sleepovers were really like, the confusing place that is instagram, the Olsen twins, some choice slang and obviously a mustachioed Steve Carell. Its a plush ass time bbs. Do yourselves a favor and watch the movie for free on Youtube... youll thank us later. Special shout out...
2019-12-1051 minYou Aughta Knowtwo sporty girls off a yacht/ "malice in the palace"Ohhh BOYYYYY. This week your favorite 2000's aficionados are talkin SPORTS and don't be fooled...we do know quite a bit about em. We were handed a list of ten big sporty events from the aughts and we had to use our deep and serious hot rod bods to figure out what each event actually was about. We knocked them all out of the park (and yes that sports ref was NOT missed)!! So put on your best wrestlin singlet and listen in to some serious sports talk that will put all your gym teachers brains to shame. Also Lea...
2019-12-031h 01You Aughta KnowTalkin TRENDZ Ft. Keens and Heat DavidsonThis week the Aughties unveil their fashion(?) choices from the 2000's. We are talking low rise everything, dresses over jeans (barf), the tans, the brows, the nude lip, the treasure trail on Rihanna?.. its a wild one. Tune in to turn up. This episode really dives into all of the choices that we personally made. Get ready to feel less lonely in all of the horrid fashion you wore in back then, it truly takes a village to look that bad.
2019-11-261h 05You Aughta KnowPhoney BOLOGNAwell well well...Today the 98% angels are going to take you on a trip down memory lane through the jazzy eras of cell phones. From no texts allowed to being horribly obsessed with a certain font, this episode is nothing if not thought provoking and raw to the core. Hold onto your tissues as we enthrall you with the powerful stories of what these phones do.
2019-11-1951 minYou Aughta KnowThe great SHREKTACULARWhat on earth could two lil firecrackers have in common with a stinky all star lovin ogre with no friends and a love for eating... a surprising amount of things!! Tune in to hear us relate to this sultan of slugs, talk about our life inspired musical ideas, do some horrible impressions, and regale you with interesting facts and tasteful judgements. GRAB YER FIRE EXTINGUISHERS BECAUSE WE ARE GONNA LIGHT UP YOUR BRAINS WITH A KNOWLEDGE FIRE HOTTER THAN THE LUST THE DRAGON HAS FOR DONKEY!!
2019-11-1254 minYou Aughta KnowPCD: Pete Call-us Davidson/Pussy Cat DollsThis week the aughtie girlz revisit Nicole Scherzingers solo career aka the PUSSYCAT DOLLS. Loosen up your buttons and get your sexy dance moves and background vocals ready!! It’s time to take a dip into a puddle of drool shaped like Pete Davidson where we discuss heater clangs and this dynamic(sorta!) pop sensation(sorta!).
2019-11-0638 minYou Aughta KnowMissy Elliot is JigsawHALLOWEEK is upon us, naughty aughties! Today we are discussing Saw, other scary flicks and real life horrors! The only thing scarier than running out of lip gloss is the contents of this episode! Don’t forget to like us on Instagram and hit subscribe (or we’ll haunt you)
2019-10-2947 minYou Aughta KnowJERSEY turnpikinListen in as we unravel the wonderful GTL world that is the Jersey Shore. We do our best impressions of the gang and talk about the hotties and the very much notties while also discussing the drama that is Ron and Sam. Wahhhhhh. CABS ARE HEAHH.
2019-10-221h 14You Aughta KnowBattle of the FlexesRING THE ALARM. Annikka and Leann are here to serve up some spicy celebrity BEEF, vegan friendly and paleo approved (ft. one awkward Queen Bey sighting)
2019-10-171h 32You Aughta KnowEating nickels and being DIMES on the Red CarpetHold on to your bejeweled denim and frosted lipgloss, because this week we are taking you on a REAL trip down memory lane to that dang RED CARPET, BB. And that carpet has seen some things.
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