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How to Train Your TRANNYHow to Train Your TRANNY - ep 8Guess what?? Kevin’s a JEW!! ….My co-host is a blonde Jew, and if you’ve already been listening you know that. We get into fascinating Jewish history and then talk about the time I held a smoke shop hostage. No, I’m not kidding. It was awesome.We also get some fascinating info about how Kevin got his first blowjob as a baby…. Also dicks being stabbed. It’s a lot weirder and more hilarious than it sounds.Also, I’m sorry for the delay in publishing this episode. As you’ll hear in...2024-06-1357 minHow to Train Your TRANNYHow to Train Your TRANNY - ep7 (aka, Kevin’s still a dick)We had a lot of fun with this one, and the sound quality is much better now. Kevin and I actually dive into some deep yet somehow hilarious issues in this one…. Enjoy!2024-05-1539 minHow to Train Your TRANNYHow to Train Your TRANNY - ep6 (THE RAPE STORY)Sorry for being late guys, but this might be the best episode yet. We laugh and talk shit, get inside info on the Jessie James Hollywood murder, and talk about how crack and rape can sometimes team up. There’s an obvious joke there with “butt…crack and rape” but I’ll let you figure that one out for yourself. This episode actually gets into how I was raped and KIDNAPPED by two crackheads who had JUST been released from prison. So…. Lotsa fun stuff. Followed by…. Lotsa fun stuff….ing. Me. BOOM. Rape joke. Hey rape is...2024-05-1059 minHow to Train Your TRANNYHow to Train Your TRANNY — ep5 (aka “sorry Kevin” {not really})OOOOOOHHHH fuck, we’re at 5 episodes.This one is all about Kevin eating in his car. I’m kidding. There’s more. He was also drinking a soda. Kidding again. We talk drugs, homelessness, how tepid and smart we both are., how Kevin is poor and I’m a poor alcoholic. Because you know, poor me. HA!! Made ya chuckle. Anyway, this is a good one. My iPad just autocorrected that to GOLD one. Sow it’s that too. Even my iPad agrees.2024-04-281h 00How to Train Your TRANNYEpisode 4 - aka, fuck you KevinI did like, a bunch of editing in this episode. Mostly to piss off kevin. Cuz fuck my co-host. No wait, don’t. He’s married. Also Kevin why the fuck wasn’t I invited to the wedding you fat fuck? I love you.2024-04-081h 15How to Train Your TRANNYHow to Train Your TRANNY - Episode 3 (Beware, this episode contains suiced ideation)This might be our most entertaining episode yet. It also might be our most depressing episode yet…We cover a lot of topics on this show. We are sloppy, deranged, and ruthless with our speech. Never to offend or cross boundaries, only to enlighten and tighten the screws of the fucked up anatomy of our late stage American capitalism.2024-03-2738 minHow to Train Your TRANNYHow to Train Your TRANNY - Episode 2 (aka “I don’t hate gay people, I just think they’re mentally ill”)This episode is both emotionally tragic and gut bustlingly funny.. There are some serious topics discussed here, including attempted suicide, the disgusting nature of McDonalds food preparation, the views of old men that twist like a knife in the LGBT+ community, and being bulletproof to the steely offense of today’s recreational outrage culture. Enjoy!2024-03-201h 10How to Train Your TRANNYHow to Train Your TRANNY - Episode 1We talk about drugs, about the noisy bitch of politics, what it’s like to be trans, and how the world must view trans people and our struggles. We didn’t choose the name to be hateful in any way. It just sounded funny when Kevin pitched it, and as a TRANNY myself, I’m taking the word back.2024-03-1045 min