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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan and Franchesca Love a Lace Front Beard WigOkay shut up shut up we have to focus!!!We have the INCREDIBLE Franchesca Ramsey in the house, so we can’t be distracted by things like 1) what Text Me Back even is? 2) if it is good or bad. Franchesca’s presence punctures one of the central tenets of Text Me Back - for SHE has a podcast (Lemme Fix it!) AND she is also the iconic host of Webby nominated series We Were All Rooting for You. We have people looking into this, but initial reporting suggests that there may be other podcasts apart from...
2026-02-261h 11Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Apologize to the DJ DemographicWhat’s up, lil tumbleweeds? Much like actual tumbleweeds, we are very pleased that you’re here and that you exist! Today we’re talking about Whatcha Watchin’ and as always, invite you to share whatCHUR watchin’! Which work featuring the iconic Catherine O’Hara are YOU revisiting? Are we watchin’ Housewives? Traitors? Should Lindy invite Tood Barry to her New York book tour events? (Pre-Order Adult Braces in hardcover so that Lindy’s career is still good!!!)Plus, we have a new segment drop! It’s called… ❤️🔥...
2026-02-1959 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Above the LawThey’re accusing her of looking like Waldo, and we fear that the stripes are coming from…inside the house?? Have YOU spotted Waldo in this ep? Sound off in the comments!BUT FIRST, Lindy’s Surprise Microsegment: She’s in a BaaAAdd Moo0d! Can you believe that these two yahoos have NEVER talked about Rocky Horror Picture Show? You’re hearing lore unfold before you!!! What audio stem is bringing you joy right now? Shout it out in the comments or share clips in the Discord over at patreon.com/textmebackpod.And where is Meagan...
2026-02-121h 01Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan and Big Ron Have a Secret🚨Weeooooweeeoooo SNACK ALERT 🚨Don your napkins and grab your sporks – Ronald Young Jr. is in the studio! And he’s got a show you thirsty lil babes will NOT wanna miss. If you are in the DC area (or know someone in the DC area) get thine asses to the Miracle Theater to see his one-man show HEARTBREAKER so you can tell him what a cutie he is in person. Who among you will win his heart forever? Only one way to find out how long Big Ron can tolerate you! And btw, Big Ron is a Patreon su...
2026-02-0554 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan and Andrew and Luke are Waiting for BrunotToday, we are hosted (with our shoes ON) in Andrew Walsh’s and Luke Burbank’s Riverside room! That’s right, it’s another TMBTL of the Dog, our signature Text Me Back x Too Beautiful to Live crossover!And who could say why, but the theme of the episode bubbled organically to the surface, and it’s BOYS. Football, baseball, basketball, Richard Sherman, Rob Lowe, Billy Bob Thornton. Andrew Walsh. Luke Burbank. A veritable smorgasbord of fellas!Also headlining: We nominate who among this quad will inherit Andy Rooney’s post as national curmudgeon. We’re TIRED...
2026-01-231h 19Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Beefin’ at Bella NochesWe’re back at full capacity (60% of normal human capacity)!!!!It’s so good and cool to be alive right now! Everything is the best!!!!!!!!!~!!! We LIKE it here!Some things we’re seeing that make us feel regular:A grandpa on TiktokListening back to unmedicated LindyHarlan Coban’s entire oeuvreAnd we’re revisiting the beloved segment Whatcha Watchin’ (PS - call to Jingleheimers! We need a Whatcha Watchin’ jingle!!!). We’re watching Harlan Coben’s slop, and we want to know which of his works YOU are slurpin’ up. Write in at dear...
2026-01-151h 24Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Will Run VenezuelaHorsey got them BELL BOTTOM LEGS!Welcome back, darlings, form your intrepid and barely alive hosts! MARIO LOPEZ IS GONNA RUN VENEZUELA and things simply could not be more regular.After a beautiful month of resting and festering, we slither back to you in worse shape than ever. Why? The CDC will never tell 🙉and that’s also good and normal!!!! First on the agenda: Tidings! Lindy and Meagan share their favorite little gifties (the ones their fever-rotted brains can remember), what they did over the holidays, and flight nightmares 💕 Did you get cute litt...
2026-01-081h 10Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Full of GarmonboziaHAPPY NEW YEAR, OLD MEN/NEW BABIES!It is 2026 (jump scare) and your BBWs are slithering from their clammy shells after a season of stewing in their holiday juices. This is our final post-season rerun, and we cannot wait to return to your tender ears next week with a host of new resolutions and intentions. But in the meantime, you can Pre-Taped Call-In Show us at (703) 829-0003! What do you intend to do about 2026?We also sincerely are so thankful for you and all our beautiful Patrons. Thank you for supporting us and getting us...
2026-01-011h 18Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Ride the Gon-doo-doo-la with Big Ron‘Tis a long cold December without thine BBWS. But fear not! For we bring you the gladdest tiding of all: an episode with certified snack Ronald Young, Jr.! We uncovered this from our Pledge Drive Archives, and we know ALL of our fellow BBWs out there will be delighted anew by Big Ron’s presence. Plus, in this episode Lindy FAMOUSLY recaps the Phantom of the Opera Wikipedia, extending the Erik from the Sewers lore. If you missed our Pledge Drive lives on Youtube for some unthinkable/unknowable reason, we’re happy to bring you into the fold he...
2025-12-181h 13Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Run it Back (Featuring Guy Branum!)Rerun? What’s that? Don’t be mad at us! We’re taking a little seasonal break BUT WE STILL HAVE SOME GREAT STUFF RUNNING ON THE FEED TO KEEP YOU FED. Today, we are revisiting our iconic Pledge Drive 2025 ep featuring Emmy award winning writer Guy Branum. Guy shares his recent experience being fat on an airplane (not a crime) wherein he was assaulted (crime). Just a little reminder to – as Meagan says – pack your patience this traveling season. Download a few of our early episodes to keep you cozy on that plane, cue up Devil Wears Prada...
2025-12-111h 03Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Have a Complicated Relationship with SocksToday we bring you the gift of all gifts. Hop onto your lean and lank little horsie because we are officially kicking off the holidays with the full-length German carol SCHLITTENFAHRT. You are preemptively WELCOME. No thank you notes required, simply head on over to Patreon.com/textmebackpod to tell us how much you love it and how much you adore us. And if you are as obsessed with our legendary Jingleheimer Robert as we are AND you live near Carmel, Indiana, giddy up that jinglehorse and go see VOCE!After you get Schlitten-faced...
2025-12-041h 27Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan’s Out of Office Auto-Reply (The Cozy Episode Re-Air)We are swaddling you back into one of favorite and coziest episodes of all time, the ORIGINAL Cozy Episode (2023). And if you can believe it, little has changed. We are still subbing out our antidepressants for gallons of Pennsylvania Dutch, and we are still into electric blankies. But we hate to leave you with a dope beat to step to, so TUNE IN FOR NEW LORE. Lindy has an untrademarked holiday that you can take for your own and baby you’ll NEVER guess what they call it.Next week we’ll be back with...
2025-11-2741 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Cuckoo for Cuckoo ClocksWhat a smörgåsbord of delights in this episode. We introduce MULTIPLE new segments:Lindy’s Dream 💭💤Meagan Doesn’t Have Any Situational Awareness Lindy’s Stupidest Hyperfixation Yet!As well as returning to a few fan favorites:Dog Thoughts x I Can Fix Her (🎀 Floorbed Edition 🎀)Whatcha Watchin’And don’t forget to grab your go-bags, because we’re talking disaster preparedness!!! What do you do when the power goes out? How did you shelter in place as a kid in your weird part of the world? We’re shivering under our d...
2025-11-201h 17Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Two (HUNDRED) Years Old!Welcome to our BICENTENNIAL (??) EPISODE!In this famous Text Me Back episode you will experience the feeling of aging two years in just 75 minutes! We start off strong with a We Done Done It Again (Dept. of Corrections) where we humbly correct the record to share that Jeff Merkley (of Senatorial fame) stood BY HIS OWN POWER NONSTOP for 22 hours. We got it twisted, and we generally advise against that! And since Text Me Back is your go-to political podcast, Lindy quizzes herself LIVE! How many US Senators can YOU name? Sporcle, SPONSOR US we a...
2025-11-131h 14Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Become the Joe Rogan of the Left with Jeff MerkleyONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING THE JOE ROGAN OF THE LEFT. That’s what they’re saying! Hello and welcome back to Text Me Back Podcast, the ONLY podcast with a segment called JEFF.This week’s Jeff: Famously good-humored U.S. Senator of Oregon Jeff Merkley. He’s here to ring-a-ding-ding those authoritarian alarm bells and give us a layout of how our Democracy is imperiled, and why the fight is still very much worth fighting. He’s focused on sharing 1) moves from the authoritarian playbook 2) the importance of joy and silliness as a form of res...
2025-11-0651 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Pumping Your Nads (Politically)This week, Meagan is processing last week’s spectacular Seattle Mariners loss to the ToronTOE Blue Jays. Thank you to all our listeners who attended Meagan’s pity party, gifting her nothing but kindness. We also got an incredible write-in from friend of the show Cailin!! Thank you for your corroborating evidence that Meagan was among the Most Insp.! And if you’re former coach Brian, we’re waiting on you to write in, you coward, we KNOW you’re listening!!!!! We’re standing by our phone waiting for your call (703) 829-0003.And on deck (baseball term) is Lindy’s R...
2025-10-301h 10Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Decrepit Zombie SalmonDid you hear what they were talking about on Text Me Back this week??They spent 45 minutes on bloody diarrhea, 45 minutes on obscure Seattle mascots, and an hour and half on walking downhill!!And in our tidings…Lindy gives us the latest on Barry, who is fine, probably! Pre-order Adult Braces now! Most of those dollars will go to Barry’s $4500 vet bill!!!! And in other news, the rumor is that Meagan’s hat had nothing to do with the Seattle Mariners losing the ALCS??? Or is she SOLELY respon...
2025-10-231h 24Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Shlittenfahrting at the Christmas MarketWe asked, and you jingle-jangled our dang phone off the hook. Thank you to all our beautiful jingle horses who called and texted in to tell us that you too exist within Lindy’s Mandela mind. But the mystery continues…we, we MUST find the original Wee Sing Christmas. Is it in Lindy’s piano bench? Is it in her OTHER piano bench??? Only one way to find out (looking inside both benches). And special shoutout to Robert aka OUR ANGEL for calling in with a special German rendition of Jingle Bells!!!! We bleeped your location out of respect for yo...
2025-10-161h 15Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Están en La BibliotecaWelcome to Text Me Back Podcast: A FILM Podcast!!!Somehow no spoilers, but we are talking about Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another. Have you seen??? This is what our Discord was made for…just SAYinnnng. You’re one little Patreon subscription away from your people over at https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod.Besides being ~film critics~ we are also debunking the Mandela Effect so we’re basically WOMEN IN STEM TOO!!! Did Lindy alienate you by tearing down possibly your only hope that there are parallel universes you could potentially slip into at any m...
2025-10-091h 16Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Say the Fattest Thing You’ve Ever Heard in Your Life to Samantha IrbyLindy and Meagan were LIVE! If you’re reading this, you have ONE MORE DAY to tune into our week of livestreams on Youtube.com, the only YouTube.9pm ET // 8pm Central // 6pm PT. Enjoy ALL of our previous lives only at:https://www.youtube.com/@textlindyandmeaganbackAnd definitely consider joining our Patreon at www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod. In today’s episode, you hear some glad tidings from Lindy’s Florida trip! From the clear waters of Florida’s panhandle to — in the words...
2025-09-251h 06Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Got PWNED by God’s Influencer🎺🎀SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🎀🎺Next week, we at Text Me Back Podcast (The Only Podcast) are launching our 1st Annual Pledge Drive LIVE on youtube.com!!!! The chat will be open, new merch will be dropping, and on Monday 9/22, the INCREDIBLE SAMANTHA IRBY (of the Text Me Back extended universe!!!) will be joining us! What will MHM’s thermometer look like? Will Lindy’s rat tails survive? Will they say something cancellable live and be ousted from the podcast landscape forever?? Only three timezones and one place to find out:9pm ET // 8pm Central // 6pm PT. Tune into...
2025-09-181h 05Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan and Big Ron are the Biggest LosersThis week we have something delicious for our BBLs. We’re doing one big round juicy segment with our angel/tormentor Big Ron aka Ronald Young Jr.!!!!The topic? The Biggest Loser documentary Fit for TV. Which brings us to...🚨CONTENT WARNING 🚨Discussion of: the fat shot drug, people sometimes getting less cute when they lose weight (scream emoji), and extreme diets and extreme weight loss.Boy oh boy does this doc not hit any particular mark!!! But I guess we’re here to pi...
2025-09-111h 39Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Violate the Sacred Listener Trust🚨CONTENT WARNING 🚨We did a couple bad things in this episode including:We play clips from that guy we hate (skip first 4min if you literally cannot, we get it!)We violate the No-Giggle Pledge about that guy we hateWeekend at Donny’s: Donald Trump is dead???We continue to talk about the Gaylord Texan waterpark closure 😔Plus NORMAL BREAKING NEWS:Not one but TWO new jingles??? Shrew updates (you’ll never guess what the final tally is)Ned!!!!!!!!Textmebackolytes, we need you oiled, suited, and ready to deploy to t...
2025-09-041h 06Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Start an Insurrection at the Gaylord TexanWhat’s up, Gaylords?? (← texas reference)This week, Lindy and Meagan hit the dusty trails again with their tiny influencer mics. That’s right. These two BBWs take BBW flights to Dallas, Texas for Podcast Movement, the only movement. And where else would they rest their gorgeous heads but at THE Gaylord Texan? The place where the DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADERS live??So we’re networking, we’re being networked at, we’re eating chicken, we’re eating pickles. A-plot? No spoilers, but it involves a zip line. Plus, Lindy’s SECRET b-plot/MYSTERY!!! 🩸Let us know your every tho...
2025-08-281h 16Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Breast Friends with Kelsey McKinneyYou won’t believe who we have on the podcast today. She’s a Phillies fan and a Gritty stan 🔔 she’s anti-youth culture 🫶and she washed these guys 💇♀️that’s right it’s… KELSEY MCKINNEY.Kelsey McKinney—beloved Normal Gossip queen, Defector co-founder, and Philly’s own sports mascot oracle—joins the pod for a completely deranged round of FMKHFDCGT with Philadelphia sports mascots. From the chaotic genius of Gritty to a suspiciously off-brand cat from Villanova, Kelsey herself ranks, judges, and makes forward-thinking marital commitments to our most beloved and accursed icons. AND DON’T MISS LINDY’S SHREW UPDATE…Aft...
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Mamas in Spirit25th Anniversary: Anchored in Heaven with Brian and Lindy Wynne Host Lindy Wynne and her husband, Brian, said "yes" to the Sacrament of Marriage 25 years ago. They have said a million tiny yes's to each other ever since. By God's grace, Brian and Lindy have been blessed with the gifts of loyalty and steadfast love. In this "mini retreat in a podcast," listen to Brian and Lindy share what they have learned through both the joyful and challenging seasons of their marriage. Discover how God has helped them open their hearts to each other again and again.
2025-08-1440 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Fundamentally Misunderstand the MoonHi besties! This week Lindy and Meagan are here with Tidings (vole/shrew updates), Two Minutes Hate (featuring a special guest and piping hot takes on a certain astrophysicist), and SO MUCH MORE (aka we already forgot what we talked about!).One thing we cannot forget, however…the dangerous influence of publicly spent white lady tears. White ladies…you be careful with that shit mmkay? Meagan is on edge, in awe, and low-key traumatized, sweeties. Write in with your own white lady tears stories by leaving us a voicemail at (703) 829-0003! And we leave you with...
2025-08-141h 01Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Alienate Bestie Guesties Liz Feldman and Jessi KleinWe’re back, sweeties! Can you believe? Lindy is dying to know: how ARE you??This week we are joined by new best friends Liz Feldman and Jessi Klein! We’re here to titillate, entertain, and alienate these two (of the famed Here to Make Friends podcast). You know Dead to Me. You know Big Mouth. You’re gonna be obsessed with these two, but WE GOT HERE FIRST SO BACK OFF.But first, it has been a minute and so we must TIDE!!! Lindy comes with vole tidings with m...
2025-08-071h 19Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Yam What They YamYou guysssssss, guess whaaaaat?? We’re basically back! We are thrilled to share the long lost Popeye segment recorded in a special tin can! Forget everything you THOUGHT you knew about Popeye the Sailor Man! Lindy is bringing justice to a long-forgotten character who is ACTUALLY the reason that little freak is so strong.We also share a mysterious file titled SPIDERS that Lindy and Meagan too are hearing for the first time! Spider-fearing vegans sound off in the comments but be nice because remember we do not like PETA but we DO like you so long as...
2025-07-3145 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Are Watchin’ BritBox, Innit??!We’re awake, we’re awake! That’s right, Lindy and Meagan are WIDE AWAKE and here to share a super special previously-only-found-on-Patreon episode from our After Dark series! And this week (aka many months ago) we’re talking about Britbox, baby.BUT FIRST, we have to talk about Whatch We’re Readin’! Thank you to our lovely Discord/Patreon participants for sending us the “where to start with Terry Prachett” starter kit. We want to know what you’re reading! Join the chat already patreon.com/TextMeBackPod.And that brings us across the pond to brih-is...
2025-07-171h 04Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Choo Choo Choose Chaos (EXTENDED WIZARD EDITION!)Listen, we gatekept just a little 🤏.We’ve been dimming the full light of this famous episode on the main so that our Patrons could revel in a megawatt jolt of superiority. But it’s time to release the full ep for the masses. And it has nothing to do with the fact that we are on break and don’t have a new episode for you this week, no matter what our Patrons tell you! This week’s fan-favorite episode just got a little fan-favorite-ier. Take a walk back in time with us, won’t you?T...
2025-07-101h 05Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Leave You with a Dope Beat to Step ToOkay faithful listeners!! DON’T PANIC but this is the last episode before our summer break! We hope you too are preserving your sanity in whatever way you can. But don’t worry! We will still be doing podcast stuff like guesting on other pods, recording with a few fabulous guests for Text Me Back, releasing our free newsletter NEWSLETTER ME BACK, and god forbid taking a few big long naps. And we’ll also give you a few fun things in the feed to make sure you don’t ghost our asses for good. Our first segment w...
2025-06-261h 13Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Coiled to Strike the BabyFirst up, Amy Klobuchar…did our BBW invite get lost in the mail? Did we bump our heads and forget that we were honored attendees?? Ames??????But headlining this episode is a BRAND NEW *I CAN FIX HER* JINGLE!! Thank you listener Krista!!! We simply had to share it and therefore are reporting on that which is fixing us. Namely wax strips and a certain piece of non-religious literature sent by an anonymous Tom ;)Next, our values are up for grabs–is the short stubby screw worm a snake? Call in with your thoughts (703) 829-0003 or v...
2025-06-1956 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Decommission Their DragonThis week, we’re happy to report that Hat Girl Summer continues with some incredible reporting from the Grace Jones concert that Meagan attended. HAT. She made friends with all the sapphics and twinks so sometimes life is still good??? BTW happy pride, listeners! If you’re reading this you’re officially a little GAY (complimentary!!!!!!!!!!!)And from there, we get into some classic Pre-Taped Call-In show news where we break down news that is still definitely relevant and the most important thing going on right now!!! What could happen between two Thursdays in 2025? Sidenote: to bridge that e...
2025-06-121h 06Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Having a Hat Girl SummerThis week, Lindy wears a hat!!!!It’s Hat Girl Summer, and Lindy is patient zero. We know that could be the whole episode, BUT we have business to discuss. We have landed on a name for our $12 Patreon tier. Hint: It’s NOT Big Beautiful Listeners, but you miiiight just see BBL designated to something else in the near future. We love love loved hearing from you all on the Patreon. Never stop pitching us names and your weird little ideas over at patreon.com/textmebackpod!Next on the docket, we have a Whatcha Watc...
2025-06-051h 13Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Professors in StinkonomicsImportant Mormon intel. A correction re: our innate sense of rhythm. The FaT ShoT DruG (that isn’t working). A new installment of Liam Neeson, Help! Lindy has been TAKEN by a Toxic Man: Debit Card Edition. Plus, our buried headline: Meagan’s Wikifeet. Apparently, Meagan has a robust and active page all to herself, leading Meagan to book the first flight available to space with Gayle and the gang to escape this reality. In space, no one can see your feet. And fan favorite segment I Can Fix Her is back! Here are our picks of the w...
2025-05-291h 01Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are NOT Throwing TarantulasWe would like to humbly announce that we are ✨ready ✨ to accept that Golden Globe for Podcasting despite them not being particularly interested!!! We won’t let that stop us 💫This week, we are reaching deep into the mail bag. Strangely, all animal-themed (ani-mail bag??). You know us so well! You know who we wish knew us a little less? A problematic little organization that is a homonym of our favorite flatbread. So sorry, Wes, we love those animals but we are not on board with the vibes. Stick to Chimp Crazy babe!But to cleanse o...
2025-05-2254 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Scoot Scoot Scootin’ on Heaven’s DoorAyyy no Nazi Pope! We’ll never put ketchup on a hot dog again!We’re on a new beat today called RELIGION 🙏👼With America’s personality rankings in the toilet, a non-Nazi Pope was anything but guaranteed, but then we find out that our Chicago Pope has been beefing with JD Vance since the inauguration?? Okay, praise Him!! And next these BBWs have an important business reminder: we have a brand new Patreon tier coming soon! And did we mention that you get AD FREE episodes as well as secret audio-only eps at our $12 le...
2025-05-151h 07Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Are Sick at the Pool Party (feat. Sam Irby!)This week, Lindy is dying :/ Bye girl!!!But the show must go on! So this week we are releasing a very special episode. An abridged semi-exclusive limited release Very Special Episode previously only heard on our Patreon! That’s right. It’s 2 Shrill 2 Furious: Portland Drift—our rewatch series of Shrill. Specifically, we’re talking about the Pool Party episode written by the incredible Samantha Irby. And you’re gonna lose it, but we are joined by NONE OTHER than Sam Irby HERSELF.We’re talking about fangirling over Mary Cherry aka Leslie Grossman, jokes that were tr...
2025-05-0859 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Hit Their Faces with Tiny HammersWe have so many new delights to share with you. First off, we’re GORGEOUS?? Lindy washes her bangs and Meagan is absolutely slathered in rouge. Tune into our socials to see the evidence of this glow-up/looks-maxxing, and let us know if it’s worth all the effort @textmebackpod on IG. And we also share a BFF endorsement/reunion story that means everything to us!! This is your invitation to send every episode of Text Me Back to your bestie.Plus, there are some major updates to our Whatcha Watchin’. Lindy is on a new beat called...
2025-05-011h 07Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are OVER the MoonHOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM! GET 👏US 👏OUTTA HERE 👏Last week dire wolves, this week…Gayle King is in space? You might think that all of the world’s problems have been solved if we’re spending time doing this nonsense–but actually, nope! Believe it or not things are actually worse than ever! The BBWs are losing their minds in real time, but that’s okay because Magic Mind is here to tether them gently to Earth. In other news! Barry has tragically been re-coned and Lindy and Meagan are regaled by the ho...
2025-04-241h 01Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Do ImpressionsHello faithful Text Me Backolytes and welcome new listeners (we’re sorry in advance to newbies! You could not have chosen a more wild starting place, but you’ll catch on fast!). Today Lindy and Meagan kick off with a humble but necessary installment of Department of Corrections: Peter Edition. Apparently one of these colonizing yahoos from last week did, in fact, step foot in Washington State–but don’t worry, we’ve decided to make that one a bonus Q so you can still graduate 8th grade. But the question remains: WHICH Peter from last week is the lucky boy...
2025-04-1755 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan on Planes, Trains, and SubarusIf you thought Lindy’s train adventure was an unhinged delight YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT. This week it’s Meagan who hits the dusty trail on a trek from Washington, (District of Columbia) to Washington (State). Meagan bravely Dale Coopers her whole ass off with that tiny influencer mic. Along the way she endures a mid-flight beef with her evil auntie doppelganger, being bullied by her brother, and a fight for her life over a Caesar salad.And not to brag but some pretty good stuff happens along the way too. Meagan lear...
2025-04-101h 18Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Are Robbed at Fang PointThis week, Lindy and Meagan submit a heartfelt notes app apology. We are so sorry to all the snakes and worms and devoted listeners out there. To help mend some of these shattered fences, we bring you not just one…but THREE Snakes of the Week 🐍🐍🐍!!! Thank you to a loyal Husband listener Peter for submitting an iconic snake anecdote! And next, we are joined by our Pete Hegseth Correspondent Rafil! The emojis and memes are FLYING between Rafil, Jeffrey Goldberg, Pete Hegseth, Vice President J.D. Vance, Lindy, and Meagan. If YOU want to be a part of our...
2025-04-031h 01Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Bring Unsettling Energy to the Hype HouseLindy is running on the fumes of borrowed youth, and Meagan is one (1) glass of wine deep. This is the opposite of a Magic Mind episode where we’re cool collected cucumbers and we’re calling it Tipsy Back Podcast!Lindy brings tidings from the So True Hype House, where Lindy desperately tries to impress her young comedy crushes, starts a group chat she may or may not be kicked out of, and endures a self-imposed spiral of rarely-seen proportions. Next…we asked and you delivered, friends! Ghost grandpas, sweaty side-hugging men offering some armchair psychia...
2025-03-271h 15Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Lead as Two KingsWelcome to another classic episode of Text Me Back, where Lindy and Meagan, two self-appointed kings, tackle the most pressing issues of our time. See agenda below:FIRST AGENDA ITEM: Buggies. Meagan bullies a neighbor by sending another round of live bugs to a stranger’s building. And friends…there is potentially a third round of bugs en route. The only real downside is that this is accidental bullying and Meagan may have to leave the D.C. area :/NEXT UP: We’re checking in on Lindy’s Rebuilding Year! Wi...
2025-03-2054 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Are in a Constitutional Crisis and 💫 So Are You 💫!This week we continue a-milkin’ that New York cow! Um, excuse us? We are walking here. Meagan and Lindy make a brave break from their cozy hotel room into the NYC winter night to watch Drag Race at a local bar/mystery tent and meet THE Thorgy Thor camping out in there! Somebody go back in time, call our elder care facility, and tell them to bring us a knit blanket! Have you ever experienced a winter chill? DM us Y/N @textmebackpodAnd next, we add a sexy twist to our age-old Segment P...
2025-03-131h 02Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Choo Choo Choose ChaosUnearthed from their On Air Fest goodie bags, Lindy and Meagan discover little teensy influencer microphones! And if you know how jazzed one host in particular gets about the media board, you can guess what this means–absolute unhinged chaos aka a cross country FIELD TRIP! 🚂But before Lindy shares her unfiltered reporting from her truly epic train ride from DC to Seattle, Lindy and Meagan recap their On Air Fest experiences, walking away with one important question: What in the sweet hell happened to the crafty crackers? These VIP BBWs are supposed to eat p...
2025-03-0655 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Sleep Their Way to the Top (with Big Fig AND Big Ron)Today, Lindy and Meagan are recording this episode in their most natural state: lying down.That’s right–these two sleepy gals are broadcasting from a very fancy Big Fig mattress at On Air Fest in Brooklyn, NYC aka DA BIG APPLE. And they’re not alone! They’re in bed with the biggest grifter in the biz, a legendary podcast king and professional menace…Ronald Young Jr. Big Ron gives us the scoop on New York's hottest restaurants (a sexy little local joint~Aplé-beis~), gives us many a glad tiding, and tells us Watch-him Watchin! Are you watc...
2025-02-2745 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Kind of Like, ChonkayDeep-cut audio lore, chaotic jingles, and possibly altering the course of America—just another exceedingly normal episode of Text Me Back.🚨🚨Hot Take Alert 🚨🚨Meagan defends nepo babies? If you’re into blazing hot takes from topics that were top of mind in 2014, you are in for a real treat today. And a new segment means a call for a new theme song! Zuma Rossdale Stefani please we need your help!!!!And Lindy held the future of America in her DMs?? GRIMES!! CALL US GIRL! (703) 829-0003.And speakin...
2025-02-201h 11Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Crazy Ladies Livin’ in a BagAss oil, Dongexploder, and The Puppies! If those words and phrases make sense to you, you’ve been perusing the Text Me Back Biki and are OBSESSED with us! This week, these two supermodels do the impossible: record a podcast. Lindy goes absolutely feral on the mediaboard, testing the limits of both podcasting and her friendship with Meagan. Meagan has an important mouth update. Lindy is discriminated against AND/OR is herself the perpetrator? Tell us what you think happened in that coffee shop at deartextmeback@gmail.com! And then when you’re done with that, contact the E...
2025-02-131h 01Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Start a Wikifeet Retirement PlanLots of news to get into today! First up, we start off with DOG THOUGHTS that includes an absolutely iconic voicemail from a very good husband listener named Gerald. Yes, Gerald, this time we ARE talking about you! If YOU want to tell us more about bull penis use-cases, call the Best Friend Party Phone at (703) 829-0003. And we have a new segment: The Reddit Report! What on Eru’s green Middle Earth is friggin HAPPENING around here??? Is it so hard to all agree that literal Nazis are bad and don’t belong in our Hobbitty littl...
2025-02-0658 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Bring Snakes to a Gun FightThis week we welcome Rafil Kroll-Zaidi, our in-house private eye and bear oil enthusiast, who gives us some pretty hot gossip in this week’s Segment P.U.B.E.S. We’re learning who these dangerous yahoos are stocking Trump’s cabinet, and this week’s featured player is:-An alumnus from America’s most expensive clown college, Princeton*-A geography novice and a military fangirl-A former Fox & Friends host-A bona fide dick-shooterThat’s right, it’s P.U.B.E of the week Peter Hegseth! Good...
2025-01-301h 08Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Corner the Zombie Pig DemographicA real embarrassment of riches over here on the Text Me Back side of the internet. First, we pay tribute to David Lynch, which bridges poetically into our next phase of entertainment: the Trump administration’s trailblazing focus on Making Hollywood Great Again with washed up losers who failed out of Hollywood! If art isn’t dead already, these freakin’ ding dongs will make sure it’s killed for good.But you know what? We also have good news. Our segment Normal News brings us wonderful news about zombie pig brains! And in the famed and celebrated segment...
2025-01-231h 15Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Have Dog ThoughtsWe’re back again! And maybe this episode is slightly more normal than last week’s (complimentary)? We’re back on our Whatcha Watchin’ nonsense, and we’re talking Later Daters, The Ultimatum, Dateline, Sports (Beyoncé), and last and absolutely least: ReelShorts (??). Have you seen Later Daters?? TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS at deartextmeback@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram. Are you getting served ReelShorts slop? Tell Meagan EVERYTHING via the Best Friend Party Phone at (703) 829-0003. Bonus points if you tell us what soaps you grew up with.We are also ecstatic to present our...
2025-01-161h 02Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Are Even Better BBWs in 2025It may be the dead of winter, but in our hearts the clammy buds of spring are bursting–and so are Lindy and Meagan!—with squeaky-clean teeth, resolutions, and creamed corn. This week, they dive into their post-holiday recap, revisit their 2024 affirmations, and commit to their new 2025 goals (including being Even Better Better Businesswomen!!). Plus, the Text Me Backolytes share their own resolutions! We are eating fruit, sewing, cooking, and enriching our pets’ lives. We are going to the library. We are being cute. This is the resistance, friends!It’s no...
2025-01-091h 06Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Hang Out with Andrew and Luke Again!No one’s going hungry this week with your beloved TMBTL of the Dog hosts on the case. That’s right, Lindy and Meagan have teamed up once again with Luke and Andrew of Too Beautiful to Live to bring you another episode that will take you on several journeys involving puppies in witness protection, Meagan’s little buggies, Luke’s homicidal tendencies, and Andrew’s connection to a famous TMB earworm involving dogs, shit, and peach pits.In other words, a perfectly normal crossover event hosted by four well-adjusted adults who don’t have any pro...
2024-11-291h 14Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Can’t Just Buy One DonkeyBBW Updates! Corny Tyme! A nostalgic game! Lindy’s delirious brush with VH1 fame! This episode has it all!In this segment-stacked episode, Lindy and Meagan share BBW updates you won’t wanna miss (peep our links below). Listen, we wish we had all the land, energy, and fertilizer in the world to start a commune in the woods with many many donkeys! We wish we could find an abandoned boxcar and ride the rails into the sunset forever and ever! But realistically, the resistance looks more like staying engaged, doing art, building community, and...
2024-11-211h 06Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Get their Asses Got: LIVE at the Reser!Who’s ready to laugh? 🫠Last week a Bad Thing happened. But never fear! This week of healing started off strong with Lindy and Meagan heading to Portland for another sensational live show at the Patricia Reser Center for the Arts! And you simply cannot pull off a live comedy show without visiting the Pacific Northwest’s own Red Robin! YUM! Where are our Bonsai Burger heads at? And it just keeps getting better! Lindy and Meagan are joined onstage by Emmy-award winning comedian and writer Guy Branum and Oregon Sp...
2024-11-141h 38Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Recorded This Before The Bad Thing HappenedOh how sweet and innocent we were when we recorded this ep one whole week before Election Day! Oh to be doubled up on Zoloft on this day!When we recorded this episode, we envisioned a world where it might be possible to ever feel comfortable and cozy again. That’s why we brought you our annual Cozy Recs, complete with eggnog (or milk-based alternatives), oversized hoodies, and the famous cozy game you know and love: SMDDRFFAD! Does that help?? Is coziness possible? In any event, we hope you enjoy the only show on air brave enough to...
2024-11-071h 09Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Accidentally Build a Haunted HouseHappy Halloween! This week, Lindy and Meagan accidentally pull off a spook-filled episode. An eerie hamlet full of demigods! Warty pumpkins! Creepy crusties and the horrors and potions of age! Keanu Reeves-vampire-time-traveler-boyfriend! Oh, I dunno and THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION?? 😱 What could be scarier?Coming off the breathtaking success of our live show at the Seattle Py00blic Library, we’re back with tidings, P.U.B.E.S., and MAGA numerology (PLEASE hug your teenage sons!!). And we round out the episode with a new segment we’re calling “Corny Tyme”! Guess what dark forces of authorita...
2024-10-311h 05Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Take the No-Giggle Pledge (And You Can Too!)This week, Lindy and Meagan come bearing two important pieces of news. First up, is a long-awaited update on Kevin’s nads. And equally important to report: Lindy and Meagan make an iron-clad commitment. A promise to NOT laugh at the biffs, blunders, and incomprehensible nonsense spewing from Donald Trump. We’re calling it the No-Giggle Pledge, and the terms include donating to the Harris-Walz campaign each time they fail to hold to this democracy-enforcing covenant. Kamala, get prepared to add some zeros to your bank account, sweetie!Next on the docket are two compelling conspiracies. Lindy pres...
2024-10-171h 14Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Claim the Coveted Title of Ink MasterThis week Lindy and Meagan are 42% less rude than last week! We decompress after last week’s call outs and the Titan Submersible implosion recap (where the mean % points really racked up) and get back to our earnest, nerdy roots. Lindy spends American dollars on a personalized Hydro Flask. Kevin graduates from puppy school, so naturally we assign Breakfast Club archetypes to the rest of the pupporinos (Kevin is either the Janitor or Judd Nelson, who could really say). But the crowning jewel of the episode comes with breaking ground on territory few podcasters dar...
2024-10-101h 02Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Call Out Assholes by NameIf Lindy and Meagan had a podcast back in June 2023, this episode would have been soooo timely. But they didn’t. So they’re covering the most important story of that year here and now and that is…the implosion of the Titan submersible. BUT BEFORE WE DIVE INTO THAT, we’re back on our endless, increasingly appalling, and all-encompassing RFK, Jr. beat, which brings us swiftly to Segment P.U.B.E.S. Somehow, this RFK, Jr. has led us on a collision course with a cohort of assholes who bullied Lindy in 2017 for being...
2024-10-031h 19Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan’s Appendect-isodeThis week, Meagan returns from her near-death appendix betrayal! And she comes bearing many a tale from those hallowed hospital wings. Tales of: a murderous vestigial organ on the loose, sexy doctors cutting free what no longer serves, a spooky Jack Nicholson moment, and (dot dot dot) a murder mystery???And while Lindy awaits to hear the fate of an extremely ill Meagan, she sustains an injury from playing a video game too hard. If you’ve played Cult of the Lamb, you can probably relate. So they’re just...
2024-09-261h 13Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Have the Regular Number of OrgansIn this week’s episode, Meagan’s appendix decides to take this “I Can Fix Her” segment to a whole new level and makes an unexpected break for it. And as a result, 50% of our hosts are in the hospital and our episode is a little shorter than usual! When the appendix decides to say *bye girl 💅* we have to respect it, but luckily we had a pre-recorded segment brought to you by Magic Mind, an elixir that helps make brain from brainestrone. We also talk about a couple other products on our radar and we do need your thoughts.
2024-09-1930 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Tell State Secrets Near a Beluga Spy Whale (our bad!)This just in: Lindy and Meagan are normal people bringing you the normalest news! They are wearing their normal uniforms (a bra), bringing you the normalest ideas (putting Trump into an ethical Magneto-style plexiglass prison-box), and sharing normal news (moon updates, booger reporting, and Hvaldimir the beluga spy whale). The AP has the Best Friend Party Line on their speed dial and you can too! Drop us a voicemail or text us at (703) 829-0003.If you are a beluga spy whale, we want to hear from you! DM us on IG @textmebackpodSend y...
2024-09-1239 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Maxi Pads in the Night BreezeSound the alarms, notify the press, we’re in our CHOCOLATE MILK ERA.Think chocolate milk couldn’t possibly fill 20+ minutes of an episode? THINK AGAIN, BROTHER. We have thoughts to share, we have a problematic google brewing (so sorry), we have service journalism to share, and most importantly, we have an attempt to draw a throughline between orange beef and chocolate milk (you simply must tell us if you can co-sign this comparison).But that’s not all--it’s a week of Whatcha Watchin’, current obsessions (ie big natural jugs o’ chocolate mi...
2024-09-051h 02Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Are the Michigan J. Frog of PodcastsHello, my babies, hello my darlins! This episode has UPDATES. This episode has IMPROV (husbands edition). This episode has mention of POLITICAL ACTIVISM IMBUED WITH HOPE?? In our first segment, we share an epic cover letter from a listener who might just be the ultimate D&D companion, even if the gang hasn’t quite figured out how or when they’ll play. Thank you for your endless support as we become DMs, which we assume means Dirty Mamas ;) but in the meantime we want you all to join our Discord and play amongst yourselves–and share your ch...
2024-08-2957 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Get Shrill (Patreon Sneak Peek!)Listen, we know you’ve been mulling over if you should invest in these two Better Business Women (BBWs) by supporting our Patreon. You are a savvy investor. You want to know where your dollars are going. Well, Sharks, we hear you, and that’s why this week we’re giving you a little sneak peek at Lindy and Meagan’s Patreon exclusive series 2 Shrill 2 Furious: Portland Drift!Lindy and Meagan dive deep into the chaotic, hilarious, and often absurd process of turning Lindy’s book, Shrill, into a hit TV show. From fast-tracking to series...
2024-08-2249 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Stay on the OnesThis week is a grab bag special, which is a euphemism for “we forgot to plan anything for this episode,” and our hands are pulling out a special little treat from the archives. That’s right, it’s a stumble down memory lane where Lindy and Meagan talk about one of their early jobs working at Paul Allen’s musical history storage facility, Seattle’s Experience Music Project (now MoPOP).From the multi-sensory (🥴) Funk Blast ride to the soul-crushing reality of handing out malfunctioning MEGs to tourists, they leave no stone unturned. Surprise mentions include Rufio, Madonna (aka Cyndi Lauper...
2024-08-1552 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Discuss the Ups and Downs of LifeThis week Lindy kicks us off with an unforgettable Dave Matthews tribute, but don’t let that stop you from staying tuned, it doesn’t last that long! We have SO many segments today (3). First, we kick off with segment P.U.B.E.S, which is quickly becoming dedicated to our own biffs, blunders, and bad ethics, and this week we actually do include a hit of that sweet sweet Socrates music after Alli PERSONALLY raked the internet to find what she hopes is a worthy nostalgic little riff (sorry...
2024-08-0858 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Party PoopersYou know them from being blacklisted from the Bulgarian podcast charts. You know them from leading the boards in Estonia. And third most likely, you know them from their podcast Too Beautiful to Live! This week Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays sit down with Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh for round two of their crossover series, and Lindy did NOT have to frantically Google their names and bios during the recording this time.Our tidings are full of bad pans and youth-infested homes. Lindy’s deep dive into her daughter’s weekend stay at thei...
2024-08-021h 23Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Roll for CharismaIt’s official, these two BBWs are breaking news left and right. Lindy and Meagan predict a Kamala presidential campaign (2024), break bad news about Harambe (2016), and give you the scoop about a hot new TV show called Freaks and Geeks (1999).Plus, this week we asked YOU if you agreed with the inspiration for our hyped up Larry Flynt bit and the results are in! Tune in to hear the conclusive but certainly not final chapter of this saga. We think you’re going to Ohh-Vehr-døZzz.But Lindy and Meagan’s watchdog journalism is never over. L...
2024-07-251h 06Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Put the "AD" in ADHDThis episode has everything: curdled milk, tiny hats, the Tour de France, Big Gretch. And that’s all before the break! In our SECOND segment, we explore our favorite topic of the week: ads.Move over Don Draper, because these two BBWs are coming through to serve up some of the best commercial moments you’ve ever heard. NOTHING helps ease the discomfort of humanity’s agonizing downward spiral like a catchy little jingle! We learn about Lindy’s legacy status in the advertising world and share some of the most iconic line reads from our favorite commerci...
2024-07-181h 07Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Officially BBWsThis week, Lindy and Meagan kick things off with a bang as they officially claim the title of BBWs (Better Business Women)! They’ve been eating nothing but thick cheesy soups like Forbes or something recommended and they’re ready to share their big juicy half-researched headlines as they hustle their way to the tippy top of the podcasting world. Forbes: 50 BBWs Under 50 here we come!But first! It’s time for Segment P.U.B.E.S., aka corrections, updates, and apologies. Lindy fesses up to some major Pete the Dragon libel, but there are plenty of P.U...
2024-07-111h 07Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Love Their Proud Gay (78 Million Year Old) SonIt’s a week of chaotic tidings for Lindy and Meagan that includes a befuddled Barry, rogue Cochin chickens, and snakes galore. Lindy’s spontaneous road trip has an unexpected ending, Meagan has an unhinged encounter with a live rooster on the streets of DC, and our beloved segment SNAKE OF THE WEEK is back. Move over Freekaconda and Titanoboa, new large snakey queen just dropped. Also, because dinosaurs are snakes if you think about it, Meagan shares a dinosaur finding for her snake of the week. Spoiler! The new (78 million year old) dino is a proud gay Gen Z Ame...
2024-07-041h 06Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Corner the Husband DemographicThis week we are proud to report that we have a husband listener! Welcome, buddy! And what a time to be a new listener and/or a husband, because in this episode Lindy and Meagan are doing the Lord’s work: ranking dragons. We’re talking about Smaug. We’re talking about Puff. We’re talking about…the other ones.BUT THEN, as if that wasn’t enough, Lindy and Meagan bravely breach a topic few have dedicated so much air time to. It’s a little something with a big story to tell, it’s the must-have access...
2024-06-2749 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Ride Lizz Winstead’s Pontoon BoatThis week's episode is hot hot hot—literally and figuratively. We’ve got a special guest! Our personal hero Lizz Winstead, who's been making waves in comedy and politics for decades. And Lindy does NOT make it weird. One dragon question per guest IS normal.Lizz Winstead is the co-creator and former head writer of The Daily Show, co-founder of Air America Radio, and current powerhouse behind Abortion Access Front. Lizz dishes on her storied career, shares tales from the front lines of abortion access activism, and gives us the scoop on her latest project—the documentary No One...
2024-06-131h 04Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Stalk Conan O'BrienThis week, Lindy and Meagan both realize that they've been having thoughts about dogs, which we're sharing in a new segment called DOG THOUGHTS. What if dogs could sweat? And what, exactly, is the nature of a dog's business?Then, we have a story from the Best Friend Party Phone about a piece of fan mail gone horribly wrong--a seemingly innocent letter traumatized a room full of fourth graders, teaching them the hard way that the Killer is real and he lurks everywhere. Even in your homework assignments. Lindy and Meagan go on to reminisce about their...
2024-06-0659 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Imagine Dragons Beyond the Flat Earth Ice WallWhat a day! Lindy delivers some hot hot hot breaking news: she's become a flat earther, for real, not a joke*, and you won't BELIEVE what finally pushed her over the edge, so to speak. (It involves one Instagram reel, two mysterious travelers, and an unconfirmed number of dragons.) Then, Meagan updates us on her DC swamp life in a new segment called "Oops, I Crapped My Real Job!" Find out what Meagan *personally* is doing to punish Justice Samuel Alito for being a naughty boy, featuring her Mean Mommy Business Voice on the mic at a...
2024-05-301h 05Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinThis week, something has gone wrong with Meagan's brain and it's NOT a worm! It has something to do with finding an Amish dog named Kevin online, becoming hypnotized by his tiny bear face, then entering a fugue state and traveling to his location in Lancaster, PA with $850 in cash and the backing of literally dozens of listeners to purchase him. Is this an ethical way to acquire a dog? No. Was Kevin worth it? 100000%.Then, Lindy -- a connoisseur of oceanic news -- brings an aquatic story of great significance from one of our Nation's most...
2024-05-2349 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Agree: RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm Is NOT a Girls' Girl!In this week's episode, Lindy reveals that her neighborhood bear is BACK, and his threat level has been upgraded to "habituated trash bear." No pic-a-nic basket is safe! Lindy also breaks her silence on a secret she's been keeping about the band Imagine Dragons, and Meagan finally addresses the elephant in the room: does Lindy... not listen to music?????Meagan reaches into the mailbag and shares an unhinged yet joyful letter (found by a listener) about public diarrhea and not quite making it to the Dairy Queen in time, which gets the gals reminiscing about college.
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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Demand Hollywood Secrets from Guy Branum (Live!)In this week's episode, Lindy and Meagan are comin' atcha LIVE from the Cascade PBS Ideas Festival with a very special celebrity guest: actor, comedian, girls' girl, Hollywoodlandman, and kind of a lawyer(!!!), Guy Branum! Meagan and Lindy trick Guy into giving up the goods on every single celebrity encounter he has ever had, including a drunken cab ride with a freestyle-rapping Zac Efron and a personal betrayal by the hottest gay in Hollywood. Then, Meagan and Guy turn their legal and comedic mega-minds to the most vital task in the war to save American...
2024-05-0945 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Haterz with a ZIn this week's episode, Lindy and Meagan once again trick themselves into maybe becoming Christians?? Because Divine Providence has once again struck the podcast as holy connections are made between pubes, German composer George Frideric Handel, and the Text Me Backolytes who love them.Alas, Lindy and Meagan quickly dispense with beatification and instead turn to necromancy -- bringing back two old segments from the dead: "I Can Fix Her," a segment about purchasing little items that will fix your whole life, and "One Minute Hate," a segment about all the shit we hate, from Bobby Flay...
2024-05-0259 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan are Too Beautiful to LiveHi Besties! It's here, the crossover episode the streets have been CLAMORING FOR! Sure, it was the streets of Longview, Washington, but the clamoring happened. We heard it....Anyway, this week Meagan and Lindy join forces with our besties Luke and Andrew from Too Beautiful to Live! We form a supergroup (eat it, Vedder!!!!!), fall victim to aesthetic pots and pans, catch an enormous spider, and ultimately get arrested for refusing to pay the barber at the Great Clips. ⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Pa...
2024-04-261h 01Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Start a Donkey Fight ClubWhen the Best Friend Party Phone rings, Lindy and Meagan ANSWER. This week, we hear FROM YOU, our beloved Text Me Backolytes, with stories about the historical figures who make up the very Mount Rushmore of Text Me Back: a squirrel skull, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, and a horny ghost. We also introduce two very special new songs to the lore, including one from literal famous person -- and Lindy's former college classmate -- Robert.Most importantly, we both experience a pretty significant mental breakdown somewhere in the middle of segment one, so you won't want to miss...
2024-04-1849 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Violate a Man's PrivacyHi Besties! On this week's episode, Lindy apologizes for immediately failing at being a YouTuber, and Meagan brings sad news about a beloved Text Me Backolyte from the animal kingdom -- that's right, Lindy and Meagan are mourning the loss of the beautiful, enormous snake queen of the Amazon we grew to love, our beloved Freekaconda. Did she die of natural causes? Or were more nefarious forces at play here? Also, Lindy shares a horrifying and yet ultimately heartwarming tale involving deer entrails, poachers, befriending stoic woodspeople, and the power of WOODS JUSTICE. And GUESS...
2024-04-1157 minText Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Solve All Their Psychological Problems with OzempicHello? Are you seeing this? Is the podcast entering your earholes?? Then it must be true that your besties Lindy and Meagan FIGURED OUT HOW TO PODCAST!! Thank you for taking this journey with us, and we hope you enjoy our first-ever INDEPENDENT EPISODE, wherein we: Beg you for money Learn additional and even harsher lessons about the limits of our charisma (it turns out Lorraine wasn't the only hater out there)Bring you our FIRST INDEPENDENT MYSTERY -- thanks to Erin in Wisconsin (and the brand-new BFF Party Phone!) -- featuring the creepiest letter we've ever read...
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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Become Independent WomenAll the women, who independent: throw your hands up at Lindy and Meagan because they are the Independent Women (Pt. 1) that Destiny’s Child foretold.
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This week’s episode is a banger of a send-off, with special guest BenDeLaCreme, world famous drag queen best known for her time on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6, All Stars, and the exceptio...
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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy And Meagan Do It LiveThis week, Lindy and Meagan go LIVE in front of an audience at Town Hall Seattle! Meagan talks about the dude she almost fought at breakfast the morning of the show. Lindy explains why she missed her family reunion in Norway - and why Meagan went without her. Then celeb guest / bestselling author / world-class gift-giver / NBA fan Angela Garbes plays a truly epic round of FMK with the nine Supreme Court justices.
Check out Angela's appearance on The Daily Show With Trevor Noah, her TED Talk about what working parents really need from workplaces, and her two bo...
2024-03-211h 01
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy And Meagan Rig The ElectionFor one shining moment you reached for the sky…and voted for the WINNER of Text Me Bracket, our deranged bracket game that pitted the Best Animals against the Worst People!
This week, Lindy and Meagan announce the winner and talk through the intense matchups, the various losers, Cinderella stories, and devastating upsets. From Kayak Dad to Mr Darcy, there’s much to discuss.And when Text Me Bracket is done — win or lose — you always did your best, because inside you knew… that forcing random people and animals to compete against each other based on no discernibl...
2024-03-1429 min
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy And Meagan Get DraftedText Me Back takes on...sports?! OK, hang on. We know your elegant pointer finger is hovering over the skip button right now. But Lindy and Meagan promise you…NBA basketball is actually funny as hell and more dramatic than Love Is Blind. And you don't even really have to watch the games to get the top-shelf comedy. (Although that's where you see the dunks. And the dunks are incredible.)
And speaking of drama, college basketball goes full-on Gladiator once a month with March Madness. Lindy and Meagan have channeled all the good stuff about Mar...
2024-03-0743 min
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy and Meagan Have Died of DysenteryThis week on Text Me Back, the greatest podcast in the history of media, Lindy and Meagan dive into their texts to share some hard truths: Tom Cruise is great! Chris Pratt is actually funny? Sorry, discourse, but we need to discuss our problematic faves.
And, your intrepid hosts have departed Independence, Missouri, with nothing more than a dream, a covered wagon, a dimwitted guide, and an unhygienic missionary…that’s right, Oregon Trail is back, baby, and weirder than ever. Will Lindy and Meagan make it to the Willamette Valley without dying of dysentery? Tune in to f...
2024-02-2943 min
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysThe Killer Comes For Lindy's GrandpaThis week, Lindy and Meagan can barely contain themselves because they're recording the show in the same room for the first time in Text Me Back history! And unfortunately, the room they're recording in is probably haunted!Speaking of history, Lindy reveals the blockbuster information she uncovered about her own family's history thanks to the internet. And Meagan reveals a long-buried memory from elementary school. Then, our courageous hosts share deeply creepy stories from the Text Me Back Text Club.
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Come to TEXT ME BACK LIVE! Join us at Town Hall Seattle on...
2024-02-2252 min
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysLindy Wrote A Theme Song!Did you know Lindy once wrote and performed a whole entire 80's sitcom-style theme song for this podcast? She did! And did you know Australia will come for you if you try to sneak a plant or animal in? Meagan knows all too well!In this little mini-episode, you'll hear the podcast theme song that almost was. And you'll learn about one of the more cringeworthy punishments the Australian government handed down to a couple who tried to bring their pets along on a visit.
Come to Text Me Back Live! at Town Hall Seattle o...
2024-02-0818 minMamas in SpiritThe Gift of Women with Fr. Jon Meyer and Lindy WynneThe table is turned on Host Lindy Wynne, as Chaplain Fr. Jon Meyer asks Lindy about womanhood and what it means to be a woman. Lindy explores the gift of womanhood and meaning of Saint Edith Stein's words, "The woman's soul is fashioned as a shelter in which other souls may unfold." When Lindy was twenty-one and volunteering at an orphanage in Tijuana, she met and developed a maternal love for a young boy named Coco. Coco began calling Lindy "mama." It broke Lindy's heart to have to leave Coco, yet simultaneously revealed God's call f...
2023-11-1638 minMamas in SpiritThe Breakup Bible: From Heartbreak to Wholeness with Brian and Lindy WynneThe day they broke up, Brian handed Lindy a Bible. With both moving away, it was a moment drenched in emotion and laced with countless unknowns. It's jacket now well-worn, its pages heavily noted and highlighted, "The Breakup Bible" proved to be a cornerstone for both Lindy's faith-journey and Brian and Lindy's relationship. In this week's podcast, Brian and Lindy share how God helped them climb out of the mess they made and firmly root their marriage in Him. Hear about how a journey of loss, heartbreak and separation led to redemption and...
2023-06-0838 minMamas in SpiritYou are a Beloved Mama in Spirit with Lindy WynneHost Lindy Wynne shares what it means to be a Mama in Spirit. When Lindy was twenty-one she spent a summer volunteering at an orphanage in Tijuana, Mexico. This was the first time Lindy heard little girls being referred to affectionately as "mamas." Learn how God looks upon you as his beloved daughter, blesses you with spiritual maternal figures and friends, gifts you with His own Mama Mary and calls you to spiritual motherhood.
2022-08-1125 min
The Michael & Evita ShowM&E 017 : Michael Gamble, Lindy Focus and the Chick Webb chartsListen to a warm conversation with Michael Gamble, one of the event organizers of Lindy Focus, and learn about his journey from dancer, teacher, organizer all the way to musician, band leader and now spear heading the Chick Webb Transcription project. Also learn how Lindy Focus got started and find out "whose courageous dream" it
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